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on: April 18, 2005, 11:34:57 PM

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Reply #1 on: April 19, 2005, 12:56:38 AM

"And I was like....'Hrm?'"

Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways?

Better yet, wtf is Azumanga Daioh?  undecided
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Reply #2 on: April 19, 2005, 01:04:23 AM

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Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways?

You discover the internet 2 weeks ago?
Results 1 - 10 of about 354 for "ellen fleiss". (0.18 seconds)


Ellen Fleiss is a very stoned, very insipid girl who did a /switch ad for Apple back in 2001 or so. Her video was hilarious. Here it is: Right Click, Save As.

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Better yet, wtf is Azumanga Daioh?

Results 1 - 10 of about 375,000 for "Azumanga Daioh". (0.13 seconds).

Azumanga Daioh is a pretty funny anime about a handful of girls. It's rather non-stereotypical and not quite as insane as Jungle Wa. It's also a near masterpiece of comedy. Some of it's extremely subtle. Some of it's....not so subtle.
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Reply #3 on: April 19, 2005, 01:18:31 AM

Oh, I've heard about this "Google" thing, but I wanted to hear the answers from YOU. Asking another human being a question can be fun....sometimes.
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Reply #4 on: April 19, 2005, 09:03:46 AM

Asking another human being a question can be fun....sometimes.

Not if I can help it.


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Reply #5 on: April 19, 2005, 10:13:28 AM

Hey, schild - in response to the question posed by your avatar: no, the sweater doesn't make you look fat. Your fat face makes you look fat.

Thank god I mostly just kissed your ass when I was a noob. I see how you treat people around here.  evil

Edit: Oh Jesus fuck. That was Stray you were making fun of? He has like, 4 times the number of posts as me. No excuses, Stray!

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Reply #6 on: April 19, 2005, 10:17:49 AM

Uh. Wait. That's Ben Affleck.

I'm so confused.
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Reply #7 on: April 19, 2005, 10:28:32 AM

Like I said, I prefer to ask questions. It kind of ties in with your "brick and mortar" thing, Schild.
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Reply #8 on: April 19, 2005, 10:28:59 AM

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

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Reply #9 on: April 19, 2005, 10:30:11 AM

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

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Reply #10 on: April 19, 2005, 10:30:36 AM

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

* schild chortles.
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Reply #11 on: April 19, 2005, 10:33:10 AM

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

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Reply #12 on: April 19, 2005, 10:34:20 AM

We don't want to read your myspace blog though.   rolleyes
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Reply #13 on: April 19, 2005, 10:35:29 AM

That's good, 'cuz then you'd realize what a poser I am. Seriously, I just got Myst Revelations on Sunday.

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Reply #14 on: April 19, 2005, 10:35:51 AM

NICE.
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Reply #15 on: April 19, 2005, 10:36:33 AM

Yes, it is hell of sick. But truly, I should have been playing it last September.

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Reply #16 on: April 19, 2005, 10:58:12 AM

Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

You might want to see a doctor about that kink in your neck. It's gotta be uncomfortable to sleep that way.
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Reply #17 on: April 19, 2005, 11:00:42 AM

The better to see up my nose, my pretty.

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Reply #18 on: April 19, 2005, 11:01:12 AM

The better to see up my nose, my pretty.

HAWT.
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Reply #19 on: April 19, 2005, 04:18:29 PM

Videogaming is art is videogaming is art.

Edit: Oh, if you haven't played Final Fantasy 3 (6 in Japan - and referred to as 6 here, now, I think) - then don't bother. It won't make sense to you. But it is, indeed, brilliant.
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Reply #20 on: April 19, 2005, 07:01:33 PM

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Pwned, roflcopter, kthx.

Videogaming is art is videogaming is art.

Edit: Oh, if you haven't played Final Fantasy 3 (6 in Japan - and referred to as 6 here, now, I think) - then don't bother. It won't make sense to you. But it is, indeed, brilliant.

Wow...just...wow.

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Reply #21 on: April 19, 2005, 09:57:16 PM

Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)
Ow ow my eyes, my eyes! Add another color combination please?
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Reply #22 on: April 19, 2005, 09:59:54 PM

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Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways?

You discover the internet 2 weeks ago?
Results 1 - 10 of about 354 for "ellen fleiss". (0.18 seconds)


Ellen Fleiss is a very stoned, very insipid girl who did a /switch ad for Apple back in 2001 or so.

Whatever, I'd still hit that.

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Reply #23 on: April 20, 2005, 06:08:58 AM

Quote from: Strazos
Whatever, I'd still hit that.
I guess McDonalds did a real ad campaign trying to use hip young language but failed to have a child explain it to them.



Pictures of the actual ad.
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Reply #24 on: April 20, 2005, 09:31:35 AM

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Pwned, roflcopter, kthx.

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Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

Who's pwned now, beeatch?

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Reply #25 on: April 20, 2005, 09:45:59 AM

Today is 420 and Ellen Fleiss is the Queen of Stoners!

(please tell me I didn't see schild chortle?)

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Reply #26 on: April 20, 2005, 09:49:12 AM

Today is 420 and Ellen Fleiss is the Queen of Stoners!

(please tell me I didn't see schild chortle?)

Ohmygah. I thought I was the only one who realized today was 420. Thanks, Signe. I didn't wanna out myself.

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Reply #27 on: April 20, 2005, 11:13:39 AM

EVERYBODY GET CRUNK!


There's something I'll never try to say out loud.

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Reply #28 on: April 20, 2005, 03:17:03 PM

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Pwned, roflcopter, kthx.

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Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

Who's pwned now, beeatch?


Well, certainly not me.

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Reply #29 on: April 21, 2005, 10:57:53 AM

Here's a clip of some DDR prodigy.

This being useless video and all.

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Reply #30 on: April 21, 2005, 11:13:13 AM

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnn.

Having never seen DDR before, I can honestly say that were I ever to play it, it would be physical impossible for me to look any more uncool.

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Reply #31 on: April 21, 2005, 11:26:38 AM

I'm sure you don't need any help from DDR to accomplish that.  evil

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Reply #32 on: April 21, 2005, 11:33:33 AM

He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR.

That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated.
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Reply #33 on: April 21, 2005, 11:35:35 AM

I'm sure you don't need any help from DDR to accomplish that.  evil

No, genetics took care of that long before DDR was released.

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Reply #34 on: April 21, 2005, 11:37:43 AM

He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR.

That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated.

Yes, the fanboi made it all that more surreal. They should combine the karaoke game w/DDR.

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