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HaemishM
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Reply #2450 on: April 14, 2008, 08:51:48 AM


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Reply #2451 on: April 14, 2008, 09:52:56 AM


Dude, don't spoil it for the rest of my victim..er, friends!

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #2452 on: April 14, 2008, 10:13:58 PM

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Reply #2453 on: April 14, 2008, 11:20:04 PM


Shane Bettenhausen should've been funnier than that :( All of the 1up guys should've. I guess they should leave funny to the professionals.
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Reply #2454 on: April 15, 2008, 02:40:20 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07m-IvvpK2E

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Actor Jason Beghe was best man at the wedding of "X-Files" star David Duchovny (his childhood pal) and actress Tea Leoni. In 1998, he starred as Demi Moore’s love interest in "G.I. Jane." He’s been featured in numerous TV dramas such as "Criminal Minds," "Numb3rs" and "CSI."

In 2005, Beghe appeared in promotional spots for the Church of Scientology. But now, Beghe has escaped the church after taking courses since 1994. He’s made a video that’s up on YouTube.

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Reply #2455 on: April 16, 2008, 06:38:00 PM


I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Reply #2456 on: April 16, 2008, 06:45:48 PM

You totally just linked to one of Bo Burnham's less funny videos.

Here:
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I'm not linking to Cookout here.
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Reply #2457 on: April 16, 2008, 06:52:46 PM

My name is Bo' fo' show
a born Bostonian
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The rap is scattered, it has its ingenuity
I gave it this little part to give it continuity
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Reply #2458 on: April 16, 2008, 07:13:41 PM

His rap is fucking weak.

I present to you -- THE ULTIMATE RAP BATTLE

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Reply #2459 on: April 16, 2008, 07:16:01 PM

I suppose no white person knows quite as much about rap as you do.  Do you freestyle with your students?
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Reply #2460 on: April 16, 2008, 07:38:33 PM

Sorry to dissapoint, but I just walk out if they start that shit.

On a completely unrelated matter though, for about 2 months they spent an hour every afternoon practicing a "dance".

Or I think that's what it was, I left as soon as they cranked up the tunes and began blaring "Crank dat Batman" or somesuch.
Apparently that means to dump a bucket of semen on some lucky ladies head, isn't cultural awareness great?
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Reply #2461 on: April 16, 2008, 08:38:11 PM

Soulja Boy?
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Reply #2462 on: April 16, 2008, 09:16:49 PM

No, I explained to the teacher (quietly) what "superman that ho" meant while trying not to laugh too hard, and they switched it some other song that sounded exactly the same sans that line.
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Reply #2463 on: April 17, 2008, 10:36:42 AM

Soulja Boy makes me stabby. That much retard should not have a record contract.

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Reply #2464 on: April 17, 2008, 11:24:04 AM


Another reason not to run Vista (as if there weren't enough). What is up with the chick in the white shirt in the front?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU
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Reply #2465 on: April 17, 2008, 12:00:22 PM

That video is trying to copy the original Springsteen video, so that chick in the white T is supposed to be Courtney Cox who was in that way back when.
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Reply #2466 on: April 17, 2008, 02:52:40 PM


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Reply #2467 on: April 17, 2008, 05:31:27 PM

Fuck yes. Once I get a fusion reactor that will fit in my truck I'm going to strap two of those to my truck and see how the bass whores down the block like MY music. As it kills them.
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Reply #2468 on: April 17, 2008, 05:34:07 PM


Another reason not to run Vista (as if there weren't enough). What is up with the chick in the white shirt in the front?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU

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Reply #2469 on: April 18, 2008, 07:22:06 AM


Another reason not to run Vista (as if there weren't enough). What is up with the chick in the white shirt in the front?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU
I thought this was a good parody of it.

http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/videos/21314/Once_In_A_Product_Cycle_Music_Video.html

The complaint was that the wrong 80's song was used.  After that, I agree.

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Reply #2470 on: April 18, 2008, 11:46:55 AM

I am the proud owner of this movie:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tBhsPP06-mA

I watched it last night with some friends.  It was the greatest thing that's ever happened.

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Reply #2471 on: April 18, 2008, 12:08:45 PM

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I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Reply #2472 on: April 20, 2008, 09:33:37 PM

If any of you remember Paul Potts, well, here's his successor.. and he's 13.
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Reply #2473 on: April 20, 2008, 11:16:54 PM

Kid needs to stop singing and invest in boxing lessons.  In 1-2 years he's going be the shit-head that everyone beats up and can't sing baritone to save his life.

Although I'll admit he is incredibly talented right now.
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Reply #2474 on: April 21, 2008, 12:06:51 PM

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Reply #2475 on: April 21, 2008, 12:10:00 PM

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Reply #2476 on: April 21, 2008, 12:38:58 PM

Kid needs to stop singing and invest in boxing lessons.  In 1-2 years he's going be the shit-head that everyone beats up and can't sing baritone to save his life.

If he can sing that well and that controlled at 13, his voice changing probably won't be an insurmountable problem. The boy that sang "Walking in the Air" for "The Snowman" film (Peter Auty, not Aled Jones, who covered it) is now a tenor in the National Opera and has worked with the Royal Ballet. Or he could move to America and buy a gun with the rest of the playground wimps.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #2477 on: April 21, 2008, 01:48:50 PM

I absolutely hope you're right about him, Righ.  As I understand it, that kid from Hanson had a hell of a time learning to sing again once his voice changed.


Wait a second, wahtchoo say about Amurica?
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Reply #2478 on: April 21, 2008, 01:51:11 PM

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Reply #2479 on: April 21, 2008, 01:53:33 PM


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Reply #2480 on: April 21, 2008, 03:26:52 PM

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Reply #2481 on: April 21, 2008, 04:33:57 PM

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Reply #2482 on: April 21, 2008, 04:50:17 PM


Is there something wrong with me that I listened to that all the way through?

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Reply #2483 on: April 21, 2008, 05:05:29 PM

That guy made rounds a few months ago.

He creeps the shit out of me.
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Reply #2484 on: April 21, 2008, 07:21:20 PM

Pineapple-Shaped Dlldo  NSFW, perhaps?
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