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Title: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 01:34:57 AM
Azumanga Daioh/Ellen Fleiss /switch Parody (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ayumu)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 19, 2005, 02:56:38 AM
"And I was like....'Hrm?'"

Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways?

Better yet, wtf is Azumanga Daioh?  :|


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 03:04:23 AM
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Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways?

You discover the internet 2 weeks ago?
Results 1 - 10 of about 354 for "ellen fleiss". (0.18 seconds) (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2003-42,GGLD:en&q=ellen+fleiss)

Ellen Fleiss is a very stoned, very insipid girl who did a /switch ad for Apple back in 2001 or so. Her video was hilarious. Here it is: Right Click, Save As (http://spherule.com/media/video/switch/ellen_feiss.mov).

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Better yet, wtf is Azumanga Daioh?

Results 1 - 10 of about 375,000 for "Azumanga Daioh". (0.13 seconds) (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&c2coff=1&rls=GGLD%2CGGLD%3A2003-42%2CGGLD%3Aen&q=%22Azumanga+Daioh%22).

Azumanga Daioh is a pretty funny anime about a handful of girls. It's rather non-stereotypical and not quite as insane as Jungle Wa. It's also a near masterpiece of comedy. Some of it's extremely subtle. Some of it's....not so subtle.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 19, 2005, 03:18:31 AM
Oh, I've heard about this "Google" thing, but I wanted to hear the answers from YOU. Asking another human being a question can be fun....sometimes.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on April 19, 2005, 11:03:46 AM
Asking another human being a question can be fun....sometimes.

Not if I can help it.

(http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Newbie-GetHim.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 12:13:28 PM
Hey, schild - in response to the question posed by your avatar: no, the sweater doesn't make you look fat. Your fat face makes you look fat.

Thank god I mostly just kissed your ass when I was a noob. I see how you treat people around here.  :evil:

Edit: Oh Jesus fuck. That was Stray you were making fun of? He has like, 4 times the number of posts as me. No excuses, Stray!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 12:17:49 PM
Uh. Wait. That's Ben Affleck.

I'm so confused.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 19, 2005, 12:28:32 PM
Like I said, I prefer to ask questions. It kind of ties in with your "brick and mortar" thing, Schild.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 12:28:59 PM
Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Paelos on April 19, 2005, 12:30:11 PM
Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 12:30:36 PM
Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

/me chortles.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 12:33:10 PM
Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 12:34:20 PM
We don't want to read your myspace blog though.   :roll:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 12:35:29 PM
That's good, 'cuz then you'd realize what a poser I am. Seriously, I just got Myst Revelations on Sunday.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 12:35:51 PM
NICE.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 12:36:33 PM
Yes, it is hell of sick. But truly, I should have been playing it last September.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on April 19, 2005, 12:58:12 PM
Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

You might want to see a doctor about that kink in your neck. It's gotta be uncomfortable to sleep that way.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 01:00:42 PM
The better to see up my nose, my pretty.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on April 19, 2005, 01:01:12 PM
The better to see up my nose, my pretty.

HAWT.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 06:18:29 PM
Videogaming is art is videogaming is art. (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/frame1.html)

Edit: Oh, if you haven't played Final Fantasy 3 (6 in Japan - and referred to as 6 here, now, I think) - then don't bother. It won't make sense to you. But it is, indeed, brilliant.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2005, 09:01:33 PM
Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Pwned, roflcopter, kthx.

Videogaming is art is videogaming is art. (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/frame1.html)

Edit: Oh, if you haven't played Final Fantasy 3 (6 in Japan - and referred to as 6 here, now, I think) - then don't bother. It won't make sense to you. But it is, indeed, brilliant.

Wow...just...wow.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 19, 2005, 11:57:16 PM
Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)
Ow ow my eyes, my eyes! Add another color combination please?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2005, 11:59:54 PM
Quote
Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways?

You discover the internet 2 weeks ago?
Results 1 - 10 of about 354 for "ellen fleiss". (0.18 seconds) (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2003-42,GGLD:en&q=ellen+fleiss)

Ellen Fleiss is a very stoned, very insipid girl who did a /switch ad for Apple back in 2001 or so.

Whatever, I'd still hit that.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on April 20, 2005, 08:08:58 AM
Quote from: Strazos
Whatever, I'd still hit that.
I guess McDonalds did a real ad campaign trying to use hip young language but failed to have a child explain it to them.

(http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/uc/20050411/lbo050412.gif)

Pictures of the actual ad. (http://andrewteman.org/blog/index.php?p=39)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 11:31:35 AM
Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Pwned, roflcopter, kthx.

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Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

Who's pwned now, beeatch?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Signe on April 20, 2005, 11:45:59 AM
Today is 420 and Ellen Fleiss is the Queen of Stoners!

(please tell me I didn't see schild chortle?)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 11:49:12 AM
Today is 420 and Ellen Fleiss is the Queen of Stoners!

(please tell me I didn't see schild chortle?)

Ohmygah. I thought I was the only one who realized today was 420. Thanks, Signe. I didn't wanna out myself.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Paelos on April 20, 2005, 01:13:39 PM
EVERYBODY GET CRUNK!


There's something I'll never try to say out loud.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 20, 2005, 05:17:03 PM
Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Pwned, roflcopter, kthx.

Quote
Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

Who's pwned now, beeatch?


Well, certainly not me.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 21, 2005, 12:57:53 PM
Here's (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=399) a clip of some DDR prodigy.

This being useless video and all.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on April 21, 2005, 01:13:13 PM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnn.

Having never seen DDR before, I can honestly say that were I ever to play it, it would be physical impossible for me to look any more uncool.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 21, 2005, 01:26:38 PM
I'm sure you don't need any help from DDR to accomplish that.  :evil:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 21, 2005, 01:33:33 PM
He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR.

That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on April 21, 2005, 01:35:35 PM
I'm sure you don't need any help from DDR to accomplish that.  :evil:

No, genetics took care of that long before DDR was released.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 21, 2005, 01:37:43 PM
He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR.

That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated.

Yes, the fanboi made it all that more surreal. They should combine the karaoke game w/DDR.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 21, 2005, 02:38:05 PM
Fuck DDR. I wish I could just gun kids down while they play...



With a paintball marker....



Set at 300+ FPS.  :evil:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on April 22, 2005, 02:22:23 AM
He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR.

That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated.

Yes, the fanboi made it all that more surreal. They should combine the karaoke game w/DDR.

Here you are then - DDR Karaoke with CANADIAN RAPPERS!!!!!
When we rock mics (http://keithschofield.com/djformat-video/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 22, 2005, 09:17:25 AM
Die.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 22, 2005, 11:17:57 AM
3 Feet Deep? I wish it were six feet under.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on April 22, 2005, 11:20:15 AM
Canadian Rappers? Isn't that an oxymoron on the level of French Soldiers?

EDIT: Ok, I'm scared. I dug that video, and the song. Good beats, tight rap. Please tell me Canadia didn't produce actual white people who can rap.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 22, 2005, 11:30:29 AM
Canada pwns the US at most things, remember? Don't feel bad. WE still pwn them on gun violence. US for teh win!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 22, 2005, 03:21:57 PM
US still pwns Canada when it comes to female body hair customs.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on April 22, 2005, 05:01:16 PM
Canadian Rappers? Isn't that an oxymoron on the level of French Soldiers?

EDIT: Ok, I'm scared. I dug that video, and the song. Good beats, tight rap. Please tell me Canadia didn't produce actual white people who can rap.

Some of the videos on the guys site are pretty cool - the video scratching is impressive (On one of the other videos). I'm with HaemishM - I dug it.

And I agree - I'm tempted to buy the song on itunes. The hampster was funny too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on May 02, 2005, 01:00:27 AM
Canadian Rappers? Isn't that an oxymoron on the level of French Soldiers?

French Rap is hilarious! Sometimes I turn on MuchMusic (Ghetto MTV) when they play it for a quick laugh. As for us producing good rap, well, that's the first I've seen. Maestro Fresh West makes me cry. Who the hell sings about actual area codes? Sean Paul isn't so bad if you don't mind the whole reggae thing. Kardinal Offishall came out with a few OK songs. Nothing great. You'll hear most unknown canadian (c)rap groups say they're "underground." This is only because they suck greatly. Plus, you can't gangster rap when the only "9" you've had a hold of is change from your monopoly like currency.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on May 06, 2005, 12:57:02 PM
Naked Inmate Pwnage (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/takedown.html) Mildly NSFW


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on May 06, 2005, 01:32:44 PM
It needs sound.  I really want to hear what the naked guy was saying right before they took him down.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 06, 2005, 04:34:54 PM
Was it really neccessary to use ~20 armed guards and shooting at projectile to take down 1 nude guy?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on May 07, 2005, 01:02:06 PM
Sleigh Ride Death Machine


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 07, 2005, 01:18:36 PM
Old....

Still funny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on July 07, 2005, 04:46:43 PM
Mary Carey on The Daily Show.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on July 22, 2005, 02:56:11 PM
ONCOMINGGGG!!! (http://www.baitcar.com/videos/oncoming)

Didn't know where to put this....


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on July 22, 2005, 04:09:57 PM
Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 30, 2005, 08:16:08 PM
(http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg05172005/Nobody.gif)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on August 02, 2005, 09:50:34 AM
He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR.

That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated.

Yes, the fanboi made it all that more surreal. They should combine the karaoke game w/DDR.

Here you are then - DDR Karaoke with CANADIAN RAPPERS!!!!!
When we rock mics (http://keithschofield.com/djformat-video/)

That was awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on August 08, 2005, 07:44:16 PM
Le Brilliance. (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mq.swf)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on August 11, 2005, 07:17:13 PM
Don't try this at home. (http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1396)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on August 14, 2005, 02:42:58 PM
Funny commercial.  They show that on TV or is it strictly an internet thing?  Did Durex even really make it?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on August 16, 2005, 03:32:22 PM
Useless. (http://www.angryalien.com/0705/rhpsbuns.asp)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on August 17, 2005, 02:05:22 PM
Useless. (http://www.angryalien.com/0705/rhpsbuns.asp)

Much better and less painful than the original.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on August 17, 2005, 04:51:27 PM
I know what schild did last summer. (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/urbanninja.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on August 18, 2005, 12:34:29 PM
Pretty funny, anti-bush, not starting a new thread in politics though. (http://www.xroadsfilms.com/batescomedycentral/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: ClydeJr on August 25, 2005, 12:47:10 PM
Weird trippy promo for the TV show Lost (http://homepage.mac.com/mprieve/.Public/lost.mpg). Looks like it was made sometime last season since that one guy is still alive. All the women look like they're strung out on something...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on September 15, 2005, 09:14:26 AM
HOT BEAUXBATONS :

http://movies.aol.com/movie_exclusive_harry_potter_goblet_clip/trailer_extra_large


I love those uniforms.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on September 24, 2005, 10:54:56 PM
I know at least one person here speaks German....WTF are they saying?

http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on September 26, 2005, 06:46:55 AM
I know at least one person here speaks German....WTF are they saying?

http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html)
Edit: Having some time on my hands, I was able to hunt down a version of the clip I can access.

It is from a rather famous german one hit wonder called "Djingis Kahn" (sp?). From the 70's or early 80's if I remember correct.

The text translates to something like ...


 :rock_hard: :rock_hard: :rock_hard:

"Moscow, Moscor, throw your glasses to the wall ...

russia is a beautifull country

Ja lala lala

Moscow, Moscow your soul is so big

at night there is crazy shit happening (literarily: the devil is out there =

Ja lala lala

Moscow, Moscow love is like caviar

with this you will become 100 years old ...

Ja lala lala"
:rock::rock::rock:





And yes, it does not make much sense in german either, but at least it rhymes


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on September 26, 2005, 04:57:44 PM
Yeah, I actually kind of like the song....in the same way watching accidents is fun.

BTW, the group is Ghengis Khan, spelled in German, with an extra letter (somewhere).

I hear they're big in Japan.

EDIT: Another link for the craziness:

http://opendir.mine.nu/stuff/week_26/Dschinghis%20Khan%20-%20Moskau.mpg

EDIT 2: I just now realized that Helm's avatar is not a kitty in a vase, but a kitty in a Dave and Buster's draft glass.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on September 30, 2005, 01:19:55 PM
Behold, the power of editing.

Shining (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=909), a family drama.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on September 30, 2005, 01:40:12 PM
Behold, the power of editing.

Shining (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=909), a family drama.

Le art!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on September 30, 2005, 01:50:05 PM
That was editted? Wow, I wouldn't have ever noticed.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on October 01, 2005, 01:31:31 AM
Behold, the power of editing.

Shining (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=909), a family drama.

Le art!

I see your Le Art!, And I raise you It puts the Lotion in the Basket (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=23)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on October 01, 2005, 01:44:08 PM
Kate Moss doing lines of coke. (http://mediafetcher.com/?p=219&page=2)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on October 02, 2005, 12:43:25 PM
Wow, being a supermodel sure does look glamorous  :roll:.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on October 03, 2005, 11:24:06 AM
Those were both awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Pococurante on October 04, 2005, 01:07:29 PM
I think I can get the missus to let me buy these speakers... (http://mischeathen.com/heathen/Blaupunkt_Pimp_my_Rid.mpg)

Probably not NWSF but it's short and sweet.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Pococurante on October 04, 2005, 01:08:38 PM
Kate Moss doing lines of coke. (http://mediafetcher.com/?p=219&page=2)

Bah missed it.  Pulled due to a C&D letter.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on October 24, 2005, 03:18:27 PM
Romance of the Jedi


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on October 27, 2005, 01:57:15 PM
More things better than the actual prequels (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4888526365200963792)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on October 28, 2005, 03:45:01 AM
Google video is my new robot Jesus! :thumbs_up:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on November 04, 2005, 09:10:38 AM
Completely useless but kind of mesmerizing. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/37630/) (2005 Yo-Yo champion doing his thing)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on November 04, 2005, 09:18:25 AM
Holy Hell.   Part of me wonders If I'd have been able to do that if I hadn't spent so many teenage years wanking.


How is that contest judged ??


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on November 04, 2005, 11:33:38 AM
By the music.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Mesozoic on November 04, 2005, 02:19:25 PM
Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

Voodoo is in my "industry."  I'm not sure how to feel about that.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samprimary on November 05, 2005, 11:30:03 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7820333450116505275&q=shingo


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on November 05, 2005, 11:49:44 PM
Holy yo yo's!



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on November 06, 2005, 01:59:31 AM
Huh.

[edit] Huh?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Signe on November 06, 2005, 10:04:45 AM
I liked it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 07, 2005, 11:18:56 AM
Tetsuo the Iron Man meets Power Rangers. BOSS!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on November 08, 2005, 02:31:34 PM
That was better than Akira.  And I liked Akira.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on November 08, 2005, 04:20:40 PM
http://viknluda.com/foe/video/google.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on November 08, 2005, 04:33:38 PM
http://viknluda.com/foe/video/google.html

I love social terrorism.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Signe on November 08, 2005, 05:01:29 PM
They were totally cute.  I love them.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on November 08, 2005, 08:32:00 PM
That smelled of Dubai.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on November 09, 2005, 01:14:30 AM
Laughing Interview (http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php?path=/videos/laughing_interview.wmv)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Signe on November 09, 2005, 10:14:27 AM
Laughing Interview (http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php?path=/videos/laughing_interview.wmv)


That was lovely!  No one else there even laughed... he was all alone.  Sheesh... you'd think the girl in the wheelchair would have had a better sense of humour.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 09, 2005, 11:14:43 AM
I don't know what they were saying, but I gathered the interviewer was laughing at the guy's voice, which sounded like a helium overdose. I can only imagine they were talking about the tragic accident which rendered the woman in the wheelchair a paraplegic and the man a eunuch.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on November 09, 2005, 01:20:36 PM
WTF, Monkey Island: the High School Play (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5709052876667409726&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 2 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9164702272551583797&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 3 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5009584373506593056&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 4 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2630558487675696746&q=monkey+island+play)
part 5 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3399186572364978825&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 6 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8736005332563228424&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 7 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=667247310611322575&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 8 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2404511967900132387&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 9 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1906899955603897947&q=monkey+island+play)
I think I'm going to be banned by Schild for putting this one up. :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Signe on November 09, 2005, 04:41:26 PM
WTF, Monkey Island: the High School Play (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5709052876667409726&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 2 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9164702272551583797&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 3 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5009584373506593056&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 4 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2630558487675696746&q=monkey+island+play)
part 5 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3399186572364978825&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 6 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8736005332563228424&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 7 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=667247310611322575&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 8 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2404511967900132387&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 9 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1906899955603897947&q=monkey+island+play)
I think I'm going to be banned by Schild for putting this one up. :-D

Banned?  You mean baned, don't you?  I couldn't even last 30 seconds watching that!  It made me scream IRL!

Even baned might not be good enough!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on November 10, 2005, 12:04:36 AM
http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.swf


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on November 23, 2005, 10:46:56 AM
http://www.greentowel.com/

This is probably too awesome to put in Useless V.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on November 23, 2005, 12:54:31 PM
http://www.greentowel.com/

This is probably too awesome to put in Useless V.

That video was a fucking hate crime.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on November 23, 2005, 01:04:28 PM
If it was "Your Mama" that you wanted me to watch, then that was freakin' great.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on November 23, 2005, 09:09:49 PM
My wife wants to know if I can do this next year. (http://media.putfile.com/WizardsofWinter-SM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on November 24, 2005, 10:59:55 PM
Last winter there was a house 100X better than that here in Ontario. Just can't remember the name of what they called it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on November 30, 2005, 03:50:08 AM
Aragorn! (http://media.putfile.com/orgyadot640x272/wide)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on December 03, 2005, 07:31:07 PM
I want some fucking chocolate milk! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7153152098207965240)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on December 03, 2005, 07:53:43 PM
I want some fucking chocolate milk! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7153152098207965240)

Smedley showed this video at his keynote speech for AGC. It was teh funneh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on December 07, 2005, 05:35:55 AM
The best Gap advertisement ever. (http://www.ad-awards.com/inc/video.swf?id=154)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on December 07, 2005, 11:22:52 AM
Heh, that was pretty good.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on December 09, 2005, 12:26:37 PM
The Internet is for Porn! (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=lr_HR-iIlYg)

Sound required. Safe for work, with the possible exception of the massive use of the word 'porn' and one instance of the word 'dick'.

Reasonably amusing. Forgive me if this has been posted before...did a quick perusal and didn't see anything. Either it is brand new or REALLY old.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on December 09, 2005, 10:23:45 PM
Keep forgetting this subsubtopic. Posted that to the neverending WoW bored thread. Fact is it could use a diversion from the voice comms discussion. Ah well.

Okay, here's a tongue in cheek snipe at middle aged music fans in the spirit of High Fidelity, with the singer being slapped silly:

http://www.lcdsoundsystem.com/video.php?v=losingmyedge&t=Losing+My+Edge&b=600&w=


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on December 11, 2005, 02:58:44 PM
Not something you see on your normal traffic update. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/39459/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on December 11, 2005, 06:38:40 PM
Now I wonder if that was the result of someone getting canned, or just the reason.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on December 13, 2005, 03:31:44 PM
Translates into "muscleboy",he's german ... (http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Muskeljunge_13418.html)

I am so proud.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on December 13, 2005, 08:42:09 PM
Translates into "muscleboy",he's german ... (http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Muskeljunge_13418.html)

I am so proud.

ha


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on December 14, 2005, 09:17:07 PM
Kerpal. (http://www.wolfie.cz/dog/)

A blast from the past.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on December 16, 2005, 01:55:11 PM
Schild said this had been posted before, but it's pretty funny.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2644445570646904549


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on December 16, 2005, 02:15:37 PM
Now that's HARD Gay.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on December 16, 2005, 02:22:26 PM
Now that's HARD Gay.

It's really just hilarious more than gay. In fact, I don't think it means what we're supposed to think it means.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on December 17, 2005, 05:27:54 PM
Yeah, that actually was pretty damned funny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on December 18, 2005, 08:51:14 AM
Damm. Google video is still not avaible here in good old europe ...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on December 20, 2005, 10:44:27 AM
CHRONIC-les of Narnia (http://www.bajiggity.com/main/?p=61#comments)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on December 20, 2005, 11:11:02 AM
CHRONIC-les of Narnia (http://www.bajiggity.com/main/?p=61#comments)

That's some funny ass shit.

It's also a better rap than most of the shit I hear on the radio.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on December 22, 2005, 12:34:33 AM
CHRONIC-les of Narnia (http://www.bajiggity.com/main/?p=61#comments)

You can tell that skit was written by TheLonelyIsland guys. They're the best thing to happen to SNL in the last decade. 

Lorne Michaels needs to let them put more of their stuff in.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on December 30, 2005, 10:07:53 AM
She's hardcore, yo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IMNDm9lwPfY)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on December 30, 2005, 02:22:41 PM
I kept hoping the dog was going to attack her at some point.

(http://www.f13.net/grief/brian-barking.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 03, 2006, 03:37:58 PM
She's hardcore, yo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IMNDm9lwPfY)

Why Webcams are only good for pr0n reason #42,493.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on January 03, 2006, 03:40:50 PM
She's hardcore, yo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IMNDm9lwPfY)

Why Webcams are only good for pr0n reason #42,493.

And you got PopTart a webcam for Christmas...

What will the subscription cost and will there be a discount for multiple months?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 03, 2006, 07:53:43 PM
She's hardcore, yo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IMNDm9lwPfY)

The children of today make me fear the future.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Shockeye on January 03, 2006, 07:55:09 PM
She's hardcore, yo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IMNDm9lwPfY)

The children of today make me fear the future.

You have no idea how funny this is coming from you.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 03, 2006, 09:39:45 PM
Heh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on January 03, 2006, 11:38:58 PM
THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267)

It has good guys bad guys. Even Tobias from arrested development.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on January 04, 2006, 12:38:03 AM
Nice find.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on January 07, 2006, 04:39:32 AM
You've been kicked in the nuts! (http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=130)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 07, 2006, 04:51:07 AM
That. Is. Awesome.

Edit: Holy god. The second one has him kicking a guy in front of a funeral home. And two gay guys. It's fantastic.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on January 07, 2006, 05:50:29 AM
Yacht Rock is pretty good too.

and for voodoo....http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=368 Some Jack Black in Laser Fart episode 2.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 07, 2006, 01:25:08 PM
You've been kicked in the nuts! (http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=130)

Sorry.

That. Is. Not. Funny.

Second one was funny...third was just kind of stupid.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on January 07, 2006, 02:22:58 PM
That. Is. Awesome.

Edit: Holy god. The second one has him kicking a guy in front of a funeral home. And two gay guys. It's fantastic.

This is more awesome

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/13359/2006/01/porn-shoot-goes-wrong-literally.html

I think I would just go jump in front of a bus of that happened to me. I don't think it was real, however. Thank god.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 07, 2006, 04:57:28 PM
I didn't post that link.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on January 12, 2006, 12:45:00 PM
Live Action Mike Tyson's Punchout (http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1448.html)

This just in- Japan has a strange fascination with video games.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: ClydeJr on January 12, 2006, 01:16:04 PM
Bouncy and Fun (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2512249746173560379)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on January 12, 2006, 02:24:18 PM
Bouncy and Fun (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2512249746173560379)

I have to buy a Jeep now.

Also, I think that's a boobitar waiting to be made.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 13, 2006, 02:29:13 PM
This is more awesome

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/13359/2006/01/porn-shoot-goes-wrong-literally.html

Yeah, that's some funny shit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on January 23, 2006, 02:47:00 PM
Found this gem. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1329362959167995041)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on January 23, 2006, 03:35:36 PM
That was good. It reminded me of:

http://www.whatthefolk.net/vision.htm

Download 'Business Time'.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 25, 2006, 01:51:41 PM
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE) (completely safe for work, but not for the sane).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on January 25, 2006, 01:55:53 PM
lol @ schild, that just made me resub to wow, long live Hasselhoof.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 25, 2006, 03:22:33 PM
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE) (completely safe for work, but not for the sane).

IT BURNS LIKE VD!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on January 25, 2006, 03:29:35 PM
Uga Uga Uga Chacka!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 26, 2006, 12:31:51 PM
I think Schild's video will go over big in Germany.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on January 26, 2006, 02:15:04 PM
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE) (completely safe for work, but not for the sane).

Baby jesus may kill himself if he sees this.

I kind of like the original song, and it has been competely ruined for all time.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on January 26, 2006, 11:59:00 PM
Sky - is that you? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1491516901670441597&playerMode=embedded)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Paelos on January 27, 2006, 12:09:15 AM
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE) (completely safe for work, but not for the sane).

I hadn't visited this thread in a month. God what a mistake I made coming back.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on January 27, 2006, 01:08:34 AM
 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1514168659738935009&playerMode=embedded)

I thought I had put in a warning that he eventually goes Haemishm.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on January 27, 2006, 11:06:39 AM
That really should have ended with the Verizon guy and Jared the sandwich-eating asshole involved in a murder-suicide.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on January 29, 2006, 04:30:05 AM
I think Schild's video will go over big in Germany.
I will see to that. I promise.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on January 30, 2006, 02:12:01 AM
My relentless search for asian hottness made me stumble upon the best music video to ever be (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=426566504844044258)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 30, 2006, 02:16:45 AM
I saw that the other week. I don't remember why.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 30, 2006, 05:34:07 AM
I always find it amusing when works in foreign languages seem to randomly throw in English words, when there doesn't appear to be an actual need to.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on January 30, 2006, 07:43:38 AM
Holy butchered DDR song, Batman.

Straz: They do it because they don't actually have a way to say it. Not because they think it's cool. Since the Japanese language is so heavily based off the meaning of words and formalities they often end up using english words.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on January 30, 2006, 07:44:37 AM
Oh, shit! There's more! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2011594916199108212)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 30, 2006, 12:27:30 PM
Oh, shit! There's more! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2011594916199108212)

That was worth it just for the rap and lack of wrestler.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 31, 2006, 04:27:13 PM
2k Commentary on the 80's (http://www.redheadedleague.com/films/wcams/wcamsbig.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 31, 2006, 05:34:28 PM
2k Commentary on the 80's (http://www.redheadedleague.com/films/wcams/wcamsbig.html)

Terrible.

Also, ginger kids.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on February 01, 2006, 10:21:25 AM
Amusing what abuse this truck takes (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2402060372341641699&q=top+gear+toyota)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on February 01, 2006, 11:22:28 AM
2k Commentary on the 80's (http://www.redheadedleague.com/films/wcams/wcamsbig.html)

Terrible.

Also, ginger kids.

I thought it was funny. It was much funnier than Napolean Dynamite or Colorful.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on February 01, 2006, 11:39:01 AM
Amusing what abuse this truck takes (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2402060372341641699&q=top+gear+toyota)

Heh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on February 01, 2006, 02:18:49 PM
I thought it was funny. It was much funnier than Napolean Dynamite or Colorful.

AIDS is funnier than Napolean Dynamite. Very little is funnier than Colorful. But it's ok to be afraid.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on February 05, 2006, 11:02:28 AM
Live action Red Alert 2 Opening. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8242662944714831577)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on February 07, 2006, 09:04:14 AM
For the Madona fans (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1118062670787157311)
OMG is the only comment I can think of (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5525587947470393016&q)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on February 07, 2006, 10:25:29 AM
OMG is the only comment I can think of (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5525587947470393016&q)

I hate the NBA, but that man is the shiznit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on February 07, 2006, 10:43:22 AM
Seeing is believing.  That was a fairly impressive display.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on February 07, 2006, 10:58:00 AM
I don't think that's real, it's from an ad for something.  I forget what.

Edit: Linky (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ericzorn/weblog/archives/2005/03/did_lebron_jame.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on February 07, 2006, 11:05:29 AM
You just had to spoil it, didn't you  :cry:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on February 07, 2006, 11:11:44 AM
Ah well, still a cool commercial. The effects team is the shiznit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 07, 2006, 01:31:46 PM
He's still a pussy who won't go to Iraq to support the troops.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on February 07, 2006, 02:50:19 PM
He's still a pussy who won't go to Iraq to support the troops.

Did Triforcer beat you up and steal your account?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on February 07, 2006, 02:56:53 PM
The guy who wrote the article Miasma linked to is a funky buttlover. That commercial is awesome. And of course it's fucking fake, but it's awesome of the highest form.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on February 08, 2006, 01:30:41 AM
Those ads are done by Method Studios (http://www.methodstudios.com/). They've done loads of great ads, including the recent Hummer H3 monsters one, and that Bud wave during the superbowl. Check out their portfolio of recent ads on their site.

Here's the link to the Powerade spots. (http://www.methodstudios.com/?f=o&f2=q&f3=-1&f4=powerade)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Bunk on February 08, 2006, 06:49:06 PM
Hopefully this hasn't been posted yet.

http://www.youtube.com/w/World-of-Warcraft---Frost-Shock%21?v=jui2BdCa2T8&search=frost%20shock


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on February 09, 2006, 09:57:11 AM
Now that was fucking funny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: kaid on February 09, 2006, 10:23:06 AM
That is a funny one. When me and my buddy get sick of being rolled by hordies with our alliance players we both flip to our shaman. There is a whole lot of comments about FROST SHOOOOOOCK in ts when we are doing this.

Kaid


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on February 12, 2006, 03:59:25 AM
Car crashes to cheesy music. (http://www.totallycrap.com/media/tunnelaccident/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on February 12, 2006, 04:08:46 AM
Hopefully this hasn't been posted yet.

http://www.youtube.com/w/World-of-Warcraft---Frost-Shock%21?v=jui2BdCa2T8&search=frost%20shock
Classic!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 12, 2006, 09:17:15 AM
Car crashes to cheesy music. (http://www.totallycrap.com/media/tunnelaccident/)

Is driving straight in Russia hard or something.

The first guy couldn't even manage to pass correctly, heh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on February 12, 2006, 11:52:10 AM
Is driving straight in Russia hard or something.

The first guy couldn't even manage to pass correctly, heh.

You've never driven in a Russian car, have you? They export the best Ladas, they're still shite, and nobody tries to drive them for as long as your average Russian does. Nor do they patch them up with soft drink cans and gaffa tape. Then there's the condition of the road surface, and quality of affordable tires...

That said, this presumably wasn't a representitive cross section of Russian drivers. They hand picked them because they crashed or something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on February 12, 2006, 02:17:48 PM
funky buttlover

Did you just say "Funky buttloving?" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0107985/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on February 12, 2006, 02:40:48 PM
funky buttlover

Did you just say "Funky buttloving?" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0107985/)

It's not funny if you link to it!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on February 14, 2006, 10:08:39 PM
Kill Bill + Mario = still not that entertaining (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZOwHbSmCv4&search=kill%20bill) But moreso then before.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on February 15, 2006, 02:07:21 PM
Wow, I had forgotten just how shitty that movie was.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on February 16, 2006, 07:24:43 AM
The Ipod Flea (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6979065094299371478)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on February 16, 2006, 09:51:17 AM
Sky - is that you? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1491516901670441597&playerMode=embedded)
Heh. Nope, I'm way pastier.

But you did inspire me to try something. Check the guitar thread in the General Forum if you're interested.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on February 16, 2006, 11:45:52 AM
The Ipod Flea (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6979065094299371478)

Le brilliant.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on February 16, 2006, 12:06:11 PM
Special (http://www.specialthemovie.com/trailer_large.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on February 16, 2006, 01:33:44 PM
That looks awesome. Reminds me of Eternal Sushine.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on February 16, 2006, 01:38:26 PM
I wanna see it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on February 20, 2006, 04:15:04 PM
Is this old?  I have no idea.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2566269671806009973&q=jesus+will+survive

And simply because I can:  Alizee 
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1462115829240844155&q=alizee


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on February 20, 2006, 06:15:37 PM
http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/content/patiencechild.wmv

Anyone here speak german?

I really want to know what this punkass brat was screaming about.  Maybe he couldnt find the right codec to play the pr0n movie he just downloaded?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on February 20, 2006, 09:47:33 PM
Sheer randomness:
http://naha.cool.ne.jp/matatabiasobi/kansuto.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on February 20, 2006, 11:51:57 PM
And simply because I can:  Alizee 
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1462115829240844155&q=alizee

Ebbeh.

I don't think I'd ever seen her anywhere except short looping GIFs.  They need to put a warning label on those hips.  And eyes.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on February 21, 2006, 12:44:59 AM
I wonder if that video could be more out of sync.

This is almost YTMNDish (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5009207270086582589&q=alizee). Alizee doesn't change her choreography. She's a dancing robot. But she's not dancing the robot. Yea, I went there.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on February 21, 2006, 01:11:11 AM
This is almost YTMNDish (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5009207270086582589&q=alizee). Alizee doesn't change her choreography. She's a dancing robot. But she's not dancing the robot. Yea, I went there.
Heh that was pretty clever. But the performances have background dancers that have to dance in sync so is it really a problem that it doesn't change? That like complaining a marching band or cheerleaders or whatever synchronized group do the same choreography to the same song every time.

Edit: trimmed quote


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on February 21, 2006, 01:13:20 AM
That hot piece of skankmuffin has backup dancers. They're called her boobies and hair (on her head...). She doesn't need anyone else.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on February 21, 2006, 01:41:37 AM
Uhmm - you left off the ass hanging out there and the "look" she gives the camera.

I'm amazed she isnt the biggest thing with the 12-21 crowd. Then again, I suppose it would only appeal to males.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on February 21, 2006, 02:19:37 AM
I bet she's annoying as hell. I normally don't get that exact vibe from people I've only seen 3 times and in music videos. But that's what I get. It's bothersome. Oh and her music is ass.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on February 21, 2006, 02:26:11 AM
A couple of WoW videos, but they're so funny I guess I can stick 'em in here. There obviously was some competition by Xfire for funniest WoW Video, so here goes:

The Illegal Danish (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869)
The Challise of Silvermoon (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8477928769250176083)
Billy Maclure (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5298294621420973505)
and my favourite: The Brothers Tauren (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8253391938253864050)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on February 21, 2006, 04:46:39 AM
A couple of WoW videos, but they're so funny I guess I can stick 'em in here. There obviously was some competition by Xfire for funniest WoW Video, so here goes:

The Illegal Danish (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869)
The Challise of Silvermoon (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8477928769250176083)
Billy Maclure (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5298294621420973505)
and my favourite: The Brothers Tauren (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8253391938253864050)
I thought The Illegal Danish was the best put together (the seamless blending of elements external to WoW was impressive) but the story wasn't cohesive. The Chalice of Silvermoon had decent voice acting and editing but it wasn't very interesting. Billy Maclure was well executed -- I'd put it right behind The Illegal Danish -- and was kind of cute. The Brothers Tauren started out good (Moonfire!) but then petered out.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 21, 2006, 01:37:22 PM
They were too fucking long, as I refuse to watch a WoW video that's mroe than...oh, 2 minutes of concentrated uber-ganking?

That hot piece of skankmuffin has backup dancers. They're called her boobies and hair (on her head...). She doesn't need anyone else.

Well put.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on February 21, 2006, 01:49:45 PM
New A Scanner Darkly (http://pdl.warnerbros.com/wip/us/med/scanner_darkly/scanner_darkly_a_tlr2_qt_700.mov) trailer is up.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on February 21, 2006, 07:01:06 PM
Multi Input Touch Screen Demo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp-y3ZNaCqs)


I want one NOW!!!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on February 21, 2006, 09:53:30 PM
Multi Input Touch Screen Demo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp-y3ZNaCqs)


I want one NOW!!!

The porn possibilities are endless.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on February 22, 2006, 08:34:38 AM
OK that shouldn't be funny to anyone not living in the area, but I'll link it anyway because I laughed so hard:
The Matrix, as directed by Kosturica (http://www.parallel-2.com/matrix.mpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 22, 2006, 08:55:54 AM
The multiscreen part where he was manipulating pictures as just sick....actually looked useful.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on February 22, 2006, 11:39:19 AM
Still nothing you couldn't do just as easily with a wheeled mouse, though.  (And with one fewer hand.)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on February 22, 2006, 12:05:08 PM
I hate fingerprints on my screen.

I'm sure this thing would look disguisting about 3 days later, so much for eating a chocolate bar then playing. I can't wait to hear the first time someone gets a piece of dirt under their fingernail and bitches about their screen being ruined.

My guess. It was all staged.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on February 24, 2006, 09:59:52 PM
the mario 2 kill bill made me very happy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on February 28, 2006, 02:08:13 AM
"Half-life 2" meets "The Incredible Machine". (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8926325136071596338&q=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on February 28, 2006, 02:21:38 AM
WOW and OMG come to mind :)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 28, 2006, 05:16:53 AM
Are you fucking kidding me?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on February 28, 2006, 08:07:34 AM
"Half-life 2" meets "The Incredible Machine". (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8926325136071596338&q=)
That was absolutely amazing, whoever did that needs to be committed to an asylum.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on February 28, 2006, 02:51:01 PM
"Half-life 2" meets "The Incredible Machine". (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8926325136071596338&q=)

Holy shit. Someone needs a fucking hobby, ASAP. That was pretty damned cool though- I bet that guy was really good at Mousetrap when he was a kid.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on February 28, 2006, 03:24:13 PM
Go go garry's mod.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on March 02, 2006, 03:50:50 AM
OMG, I SOOO want one of these things (http://www.youtube.com/w/Real-Transformer?v=dut6jxCiakg).

Edit to add:

OMFG, Hilarious XBOX 360 Add (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnpGtHq7Z0U&eurl=).   I can SOO see why this would end up banned from most places.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 02, 2006, 08:17:13 AM
The guy sniping from down the tunnel was a nice touch.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 02, 2006, 02:56:44 PM
OMFG, Hilarious XBOX 360 Add (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnpGtHq7Z0U&eurl=).   I can SOO see why this would end up banned from most places.

That kicked ass.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on March 02, 2006, 04:26:07 PM
13 seconds of "DOH!"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5305279580707421379


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on March 02, 2006, 10:51:06 PM
That kicked ass.

At the risk of sounding like"Internet Nerd Guy", I agree its cool, but its based on an episode of the BBC show Spaced (from the guys behind Shaun of the Dead).  Which means that if you think that kicked ass, you might think the show kicks ass, if you have a region free dvd player...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on March 03, 2006, 01:34:12 PM
Absolutely astonishing animation sync'd to music (lifted from Neil Peart's website):

http://ns1.wfdns.com/yyz_video.mov


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on March 03, 2006, 01:52:41 PM
Absolutely astonishing animation sync'd to music (lifted from Neil Peart's website):

http://ns1.wfdns.com/yyz_video.mov

Needs more cowbell.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: ClydeJr on March 03, 2006, 03:20:14 PM
This kid had way too much Mountain Dew. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhoyDBd09dM&search=pc%20lunatic) Might want to turn down your volume for this one. Anyone know what he's saying?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 03, 2006, 04:54:43 PM
That's not Mountain Dew, that's the spirit of Beezelbub inhabiting his body and force-feeding him crack and crystal meth.

I think he said something about "think postive" in there somewhere, along with "What is this?"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on March 03, 2006, 06:19:23 PM
He is loading UT, and it doesn't load fast enough for him. Either it is staged, or Europe is gonna have another Aryan problem in 30 years.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 03, 2006, 06:19:48 PM
Someone make Der Helm translate.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on March 03, 2006, 11:06:36 PM
Absolutely astonishing animation sync'd to music (lifted from Neil Peart's website):

http://ns1.wfdns.com/yyz_video.mov
Needs a rotating platform (you sort of get the effect with the camera moves but it's not the same) and drumstick tossing into the water.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on March 04, 2006, 12:18:12 AM
This kid had way too much Mountain Dew. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhoyDBd09dM&search=pc%20lunatic) Might want to turn down your volume for this one. Anyone know what he's saying?

I tried to get my girlfriend to translate; the only phrase she could make out was "what is this shit?"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on March 04, 2006, 04:55:08 AM
welcome to Page 6?
http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=5311.msg160790#msg160790


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on March 04, 2006, 05:15:14 AM
Circle of Life, bitchfist.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on March 04, 2006, 10:53:58 AM
Some guy in the comments offered a translation:

Quote
PART 1>>>>go..load faster..damn i want to play..go..start that damn game..START..THE..GAME you son of a wh@re..i dont't say it again..start..out of the way..whats that, oh my god what happened, i want "Unreal TM" i want to play *scream*<<<< TO BE CONTINUED....

PART 2>>>yeah quickstart...now it begins...*jetzt-geht's-los-singing*...play...motherf@@@er...PLAY...UNREAL TOURNAMENT...it's loading i dont want it to load. If it's loading than i have to wait to long. I dont want to wait i want to play
??unknown??? *scream*...think positive just think positive it will start shortly...yes...it begins *laughbraindead* it begins *morebraindeadlaughing*

PART 3 >>> i lost *screamfollowedbymonkeysounds* but i'm pressing "fire" allready whoooaaa...whoooaaa...the escape-button is missing...the escape button...where is it where is the escape button *laughinsane* where is it...so...i dont need help and support (I GUESS HE OPENED THE "HELP"-Menue)...i don't need help hahaha...ahh the "H"-key as "Enter"-Key...so now i'm gonna finish you off...it's not working...

LAST PART>>i will finish you off i will just finish you off...ahhh eat this you son of a wh@re i will finish you off yeahh whoohooo i killed him yeahh i will kill all ya yaehhh *freakout* eat this you son of a wh@re... i will finish you all off...i'll finish you off i'll just finish you off...i'll just pick you off with the assault-rifle...ohh which son of a wh@re is shooting at me...who is shooting at me....nnnoooooo...???damn???garble....(DONT KNOW WHAT HE SCREAMS)....nooo nooooo....<<<


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 04, 2006, 10:39:24 PM
newb


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: ClydeJr on March 06, 2006, 09:26:05 AM
Live action Simpsons opening (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DKg22Al4SOE)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on March 06, 2006, 09:52:05 AM
Natalie Portman bitches. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7bJQGlfJY)

Edit: Internet ftw. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 06, 2006, 11:00:55 AM
Live action Simpsons opening (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DKg22Al4SOE)

Awesome.

Natalie Portman bitches. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7bJQGlfJY)

Super-lolz


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 06, 2006, 01:51:19 PM
Natalie Portman bitches. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7bJQGlfJY)

This video has been removed because of copyright infringment.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on March 06, 2006, 02:38:16 PM
Natalie Portman bitches. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7bJQGlfJY)

This video has been removed because of copyright infringment.
That's pretty funny because the only thing that could possibly get me to go back to watching SNL is if I saw some funny clips.  That show has been just awful for years now, they need to hire a couple more coke heads.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on March 09, 2006, 05:09:46 AM
More like definately not safe for work. - schild

I am complete (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6685078570737229515) (NSFW to some extend)


What's with japanese people and jetpacks? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6943201001782160188) - This one IS sfw :)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on March 09, 2006, 10:53:32 AM
More like definately not safe for work. - schild

I am complete (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6685078570737229515) (NSFW to some extend)


What's with japanese people and jetpacks? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6943201001782160188) - This one IS sfw :)

Thank you.

Keep up the good japanasearching.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on March 09, 2006, 11:10:46 AM
That just looks sore.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 09, 2006, 12:10:49 PM
What's with japanese people and jetpacks? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6943201001782160188) - This one IS sfw :)

Shit, I'd do that. Looks like fun.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 09, 2006, 04:43:10 PM
I'm calling Bullshit on the jetpack. Mythbusters already tried it, and determined that those 2-liter soda bottles just cannot put out enough thrust.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on March 10, 2006, 01:04:15 AM
I don't know about the Mythbusters.  I don't know why they'd lie about the jetpack, that's probably true, but I've personally witnessed one of their so-called "busted myths" work.  It was the "pop a penny in your mouth to pass a breathalyzer test" one.  I and two of my friends were underaged, and they were drinking.  I didn't (still don't) drink, so I was the driver.  They both started at the same time, and both had similar quantities to drink.

As I was driving the first one home at like... 4am, we get pulled over.  Cop breathalyzes me, sees I haven't been drinking and basically tells me that I'm off the hook because he doesn't really care that we're underaged, just as long as we're not driving drunk.  He elects to test my friends as well, though, to.... y'know, I don't know why he did it.  To scare them a bit or something, I guess.  Make 'em smarter about the drinking thing.

Anyways.  Tests the first one, DING DING DING woah, lots of alcohol there.  Tests the second one.... "Huh, how many drinks did you say you had?" "Just a couple, sir." (bullshit) "And it was earlier today?" "Yes sir, around 5 or 6pm." (bullshit) "Well, I'm not showing any alcohol on your breath. Must've passed through your system already." "Oh, that's weird."

Cop walks away to attend to the first friend, who was belligerently drunk and managed to piss the cop off, get himself handcuffed, and got tossed in the back of the cop car.  I turn to the other friend, "What the fuck was that?"  He explains the penny "myth" to me (I'd never heard it before), said he remembered it just as he noticed a penny in his pocket, and he slipped it into his mouth as the cop was taking the first friend back to the cop car.

Now, he IS Irish (like... born and raised in Ireland... not 'my great grandma is Irish so I'm Irish').  So there's some of that alcohol accounted for.  But there's no way he should've had a 0 reading.  I was there the whole time, he was quite drunk.  He just had more experience than friend #1 so he was able to keep his cool much more easily.

So... the penny thing either works or my friend has the most amazing metabolism known to man.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on March 10, 2006, 04:03:44 AM
I'm guessing that he was bitten by a radioactive Irishman.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Signe on March 11, 2006, 10:24:07 AM
More like definately not safe for work. - schild

I am complete (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6685078570737229515) (NSFW to some extend)


What's with japanese people and jetpacks? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6943201001782160188) - This one IS sfw :)

You're Schild's feminine side, aren't you?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on March 11, 2006, 09:38:07 PM
NSFW

Not sure how long this link will be up, but this dude needs to step away from the computer. WoW addiction + more

http://fwd.jokaroo.org/c.php?i=6721



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on March 15, 2006, 11:56:28 PM
Humm........

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5498089954180791947


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on March 16, 2006, 01:33:41 AM
Humm........

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5498089954180791947

..


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on March 16, 2006, 07:23:53 AM
Humm........

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5498089954180791947

!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on March 16, 2006, 10:39:56 AM
I'm betting she nipped a hole in it with her teeth and then sucked the air out.  Good trick, though.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on March 17, 2006, 01:39:31 AM
Awesome (http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/videos/nintendo-ds-lites-japanese-debut-158313.php).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on March 17, 2006, 07:36:04 AM
Awesome (http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/videos/nintendo-ds-lites-japanese-debut-158313.php).

Fortunately, everyone at work is already used to hearing me chuckle at my computer.  I find it keeps them off balance and hesitant about asking for stuff.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on March 18, 2006, 12:45:25 AM
Awesome!

http://thatvideosite.com/view/1827.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 19, 2006, 06:44:55 AM
I'm surprised he wasn't immediately cut off.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on March 19, 2006, 09:51:38 PM
I'm the Juggernaut bitch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QXUXQ8miHs)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 20, 2006, 01:36:00 PM
I'm surprised he wasn't immediately cut off.

That's got to have been 3 or 4 guys getting drunk around a TV on a weekend, and one guy bet another that he couldn't say "porno" on TV X number of times.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on March 21, 2006, 07:54:44 PM
Natalie Portman, representing the East Side up in this bitch. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on March 21, 2006, 09:06:08 PM
Natalie Portman, representing the East Side up in this bitch. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/)

I am invisible.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on March 21, 2006, 09:25:07 PM
My bad.  I only looked over the last page, figuring that it was pretty recent and would have to be here.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on March 21, 2006, 10:38:37 PM
My bad.  I only looked over the last page, figuring that it was pretty recent and would have to be here.

S'ok, worth a second watch :p


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 22, 2006, 11:00:05 AM
I hadn't seen that one. That's some funny shit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on March 22, 2006, 11:13:55 AM
I missed it the first time through as well....maybe you ARE invisible! =P

That was funny as hell. Yet another reason to  :heart: Natalie Portman.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: ClydeJr on March 22, 2006, 01:25:28 PM
Back off, bitch! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3477324377504462786)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on March 23, 2006, 03:40:25 PM
When I do push ups, I don't push myself up.  I push the Earth down. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rjIfmRO_LHk&search=chuck%20norris)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 23, 2006, 04:29:14 PM
When I do push ups, I don't push myself up.  I push the Earth down. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rjIfmRO_LHk&search=chuck%20norris)

Wow, he looks like he really hates that whole thing. And that show needs more Tom Arnold.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on March 24, 2006, 02:55:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6HkKvGzCGU&Search=Asian%20Girl%20HOT

hehe


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on March 25, 2006, 10:32:37 AM
I don't know what to say about this, but I like to share (http://media.t-online.de/bunte/F/wm/grup-tekkan-dslFW10000072859.asx)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 25, 2006, 11:26:19 AM
What language is that?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on March 25, 2006, 03:15:01 PM
What language is that?

Germish?
Turman?

The guy singing in the white shirt is awesome :P


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on March 25, 2006, 05:37:46 PM
What language is that?
I think it is german ...

kind of ...

:-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on March 26, 2006, 08:40:06 AM
What language is that?
I think it is german ...

kind of ...

:-D

Dude, I didn't know the Icy Hot Stuntaz could sing.  In german, kind of, too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nevermore on March 26, 2006, 09:43:04 AM
I really don't know what to say. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on March 26, 2006, 01:32:57 PM
I really don't know what to say. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s)

I think Voodoolily's head just exploded with joy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on March 26, 2006, 01:50:57 PM
All monkey tramps dance on Paragon's lap!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 27, 2006, 09:57:48 AM
I don't know what to say about this, but I like to share (http://media.t-online.de/bunte/F/wm/grup-tekkan-dslFW10000072859.asx)

Shouldn't one be able to actually sing when one makes a music video?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on March 27, 2006, 10:20:55 AM
I don't know what to say about this, but I like to share (http://media.t-online.de/bunte/F/wm/grup-tekkan-dslFW10000072859.asx)

Shouldn't one be able to actually sing when one makes a music video?
From a moral point of view, of course. But from a business perspective, not so much, apparently.

Oh ? That was a rhetorical question ?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on March 28, 2006, 05:59:54 AM
Two friends of mine ... (http://alice.kafkaderfilm.de/Britney/britney.html)

And believe me, IRL they are much worse ...  :heart:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on March 28, 2006, 06:32:33 AM
Two friends of mine ... (http://alice.kafkaderfilm.de/Britney/britney.html)

And believe me, IRL they are much worse ...  :heart:


I engrishized the website for you:

Quote
Since we all are in the secret Britney fan, we make the first step for us outen.

Enjoy and repeat!

Here thus:

I particularly like the "Enjoy and repeat! Here thus:"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on March 28, 2006, 06:40:52 AM
They're in good company with the other lipsyncers of the net from the Phillipines (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4614892726153887624&q=backstreet+boys&pl=true) to Denmark (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5308354630129382762&q=backstreet+boys&pl=true) to uhhhhh Asia (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2217666243916304367&q=asian+backstreet&pl=true). Britney Spears was a new choice I suppose though. I've been tempted to force my roommate to fire back at these people with something Japanese or German, but they want no part in my idiocy.

Also, Motorhead? Comeon. Get some Deine Lakaien or 18 Summers/Silke Bischoff up in that motherfucker.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on March 28, 2006, 07:32:12 AM
I am going to tell them that you liked it. :-D


On a side note, I  :heart: me some Silke Bischoff. I will never question your taste in anything again.  :evil:

edit: Something for the English speaking audience ...

Hermione's Secret? :D (http://alice.kafkaderfilm.de/HarryPotterMovie/hermione.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 30, 2006, 07:35:59 PM
zomg, No Spreken de Deutche.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on March 31, 2006, 10:28:25 PM
*NSFW* And Schild - I think you will like this...

Its Anime I like big butts... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fh5SGQ9qkM8)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on March 31, 2006, 11:21:40 PM
Poor guy had to dig through some bad hentai to put that together.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on April 01, 2006, 12:15:53 AM
Maybe it's the alcohol talking, but that was the most brilliant video ever.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on April 01, 2006, 06:49:32 AM
You know?  It occurs to me that if you could somehow harness all the free time dedicated to teh intarweb as a force for good we could end world hunger, cure cancer and put a colony on Mars before the end of the month.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 01, 2006, 07:02:17 AM
But then I couldn't pwn people in WoW, or browse for pr0n.....

I mean come on....pr0n.



Also, I'd like to see Schild try and list where most of those clips were retrieved from.  :evil:

(Oh yeah, that was a pretty damn good video)

Most surprising thing in the video? Some anime artist actually drew Mustang Shelby GT 350/500. (Yeah, like that was actually going to get past ME)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 01, 2006, 08:41:36 AM
You know? It occurs to me that if you could somehow harness all the free time dedicated to teh intarweb as a force for good we could end world hunger, cure cancer and put a colony on Mars before the end of the month.

(http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/achievement.jpg)

(http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/idiocy.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 01, 2006, 09:03:53 AM
You know, there was hardly any slave labor used on royal Pyramids. It was actually an honor to work on them, and as such, the vast majority of the labor was done by selected volunteers.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 01, 2006, 09:05:13 AM
Also, I'd like to see Schild try and list where most of those clips were retrieved from.  :evil:
There's a full list of credits at the end.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on April 01, 2006, 09:22:50 AM
You know, there was hardly any slave labor used on royal Pyramids. It was actually an honor to work on them, and as such, the vast majority of the labor was done by selected volunteers.

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have a clever marketing departement.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 01, 2006, 09:27:59 AM
Go do the research for yourself then.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 01, 2006, 10:24:50 AM
Who gives a fuck. Slaves, not slaves, volunteers, not volunteers, paid people. Doesn't matter. There's nothing wrong with the saying on that poster. The people who built the pyramids were an endless supply of expendable labor. There's a number of myths surrounding the pyramids.

1. Slaves.
2. The entire populace of Egypt when the Nile River was too flooded for farming.
3. Aliens.

I'm going with 1 and 3. Where I'm from we call the flood season "Summer Break." Not "Hey, you know what would be fun, let's build a giant pyramid."


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on April 02, 2006, 01:32:36 AM
Unstickied?

(Lots of things are an "honor" according to the people who don't have to actually do them.)

And since I'm already here, is this still technically a guitar 'solo'? (http://www.deanguitars.com/angelo/mab_videos/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on April 03, 2006, 09:46:33 AM
Unstickied?

(Lots of things are an "honor" according to the people who don't have to actually do them.)

And since I'm already here, is this still technically a guitar 'solo'? (http://www.deanguitars.com/angelo/mab_videos/)

I think the second line was played by the beaver nesting on his head.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on April 04, 2006, 03:13:34 PM
Keeping hair bands alive.

Comatose, but alive.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 04, 2006, 09:14:31 PM
Keeping hair bands alive.

Comatose, but alive.
I was waiting for him to break out some Bach during his homage to famous guitar riffs.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 05, 2006, 12:16:06 AM
MasterCard parody (dialog NSFW):

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7184420933710108270


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 05, 2006, 07:40:49 AM
Coolest dog ever:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5075016233896455486


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on April 05, 2006, 10:10:48 AM
MasterCard parody (dialog NSFW):

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7184420933710108270


I've seen that one before, but that's probably one of the two or three best ad parodies EVAR.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on April 05, 2006, 11:22:01 AM
Unstickied?

(Lots of things are an "honor" according to the people who don't have to actually do them.)

And since I'm already here, is this still technically a guitar 'solo'? (http://www.deanguitars.com/angelo/mab_videos/)
Hey, I remember that guy. That's bad shred. Not bad like the homies mean, just bad. Soulless. He seems to have gotten rusty and repetetive, too. I remember him being a bit more progressive.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Telemediocrity on April 06, 2006, 01:58:10 AM
Some of you have probably already seen this, but I did a search for "Gene Kelly" and nothing popped up, sooooo...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-video/Media/video/2005/01/27/golfgti.mov


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on April 06, 2006, 07:45:00 AM
Go Go Japan Television (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLlzzkk2qk&feature=Views&page=4&t=w&f=b)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 06, 2006, 03:53:12 PM
It's a fucking bandwidth killer, but it's awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on April 07, 2006, 09:26:02 PM
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/index.html?video_key=10925


Morgan Webb provides fine review of X3:Reunion with a number of references to the Kha'ak.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 07, 2006, 09:29:02 PM
Even if she says cock 13 times it's still not funny. It just makes me want to punch her in the teeth and then slap her with my kha'ak.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on April 08, 2006, 05:57:00 AM
Yeah, it wasn't even remotly funny :(


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on April 10, 2006, 10:00:17 AM
 DONT LET USLESS VIDEOS DIE (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2994100419462464717&pl=true)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on April 10, 2006, 02:13:54 PM
The bunny hates you. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5427138374898988918&q=easter+bunny+hates+you&pl=true)

(minus the denned part, and I still want to have sex with Wolf's avatar)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on April 10, 2006, 02:28:13 PM
DONT LET USLESS VIDEOS DIE (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2994100419462464717&pl=true)

AWESOME.  That's the first time a mime has ever made me laugh without being set on fire.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on April 10, 2006, 02:40:57 PM
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/index.html?video_key=10925


Morgan Webb provides fine review of X3:Reunion with a number of references to the Kha'ak.

I couldn't get the video to run, but I still  :heart: Morgan Webb. Not sure what it is about her (other than her decent chest and vaguely bitchy attitude), but I dig her. The writing on the show cracks me up too- I am apparently eternally 14.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on April 10, 2006, 08:16:18 PM
Quote
I am apparently eternally 14.


Same here. Hearing her talk about being satisfied with lots of exploding Kha'ak makes me giggle.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on April 10, 2006, 09:39:28 PM
1986 World Series game 6 Re-enacted in RBI Baseball (http://www.sandiegoserenade.com/2006/04/1986_world_series_game_6_reena.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on April 11, 2006, 03:37:02 AM
I am glad the French let the Americans, British and Canadians invade June 6th, 1944 for them.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4478735885443605805&q=Star+Wars+Galaxies&pl=true


Not sure why this makes someone think of SOE/LEC but I think it's funny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 11, 2006, 03:48:48 AM
That's just fucking strange.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 11, 2006, 03:59:13 AM
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/index.html?video_key=10925

Morgan Webb provides fine review of X3:Reunion with a number of references to the Kha'ak.
I LOLer'd  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on April 11, 2006, 04:06:51 AM
Pi Ta Kora So Ichi AKA The Crazy Japanese did it again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD8P4fE8Yn0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: dusematic on April 11, 2006, 05:37:22 AM
This is a little self-indulgent, but I think I've been laughing for like 2 minutes at the way the announcer screams "it's going, going GONE!"  I thought that kind of intensity was reserved for death camps and trench warfare.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSt_EnDBKYQ&search=rbi%20baseball


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on April 11, 2006, 08:59:58 AM
I am glad the French let the Americans, British and Canadians invade June 6th, 1944 for them.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4478735885443605805&q=Star+Wars+Galaxies&pl=true


Not sure why this makes someone think of SOE/LEC but I think it's funny.
The comments said those weren't real French marines but the SWG developers, I don't know if that's true.

Perhaps they were trying to demonstrate that the HAM system was valid and that you should get critically injured trying to do basic moves in heavy armour.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on April 11, 2006, 10:30:16 AM
Ahhhh, the 80's.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Fabricated on April 12, 2006, 11:05:02 PM
You've all seen a man cry, now watch his gator die.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1144843332/Steve_Irwin_Cries_Like_a_Baby_Over_a_Gators_Death


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 13, 2006, 02:26:47 AM
What, you never cried over the death of a dear pet?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on April 17, 2006, 06:14:35 PM
Japanese Rube Goldberg contraptions (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6176491654107670145)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on April 18, 2006, 09:50:46 PM
hehe.......heheh......WHEEEEEEEE! (http://www.gkko.com/videos/2786/wee-get-firefox/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 18, 2006, 09:54:39 PM
I kinda like the IE guy going WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. He's very amused. An amused browser is a happy browser.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on April 19, 2006, 07:45:32 AM
hehe.......heheh......WHEEEEEEEE! (http://www.gkko.com/videos/2786/wee-get-firefox/)
Ironically something is wrong with Firefox on my computer and I have to fire up IE to watch flash videos.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2006, 11:24:51 AM
What was the browser whose icon looked like a compass?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on April 19, 2006, 11:47:14 AM
Safari, the standard OS X browser.  It also happens to be the shittiest browser on Earth.  So shitty that Apple started offering a Mac version of IE as an alternative, IIRC.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on April 20, 2006, 03:36:31 AM
That's like that LeBron commercial, but with football (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1177437902170449843)

In other news:

AMAGAD Bulgaria makes it to the "popular videos" on google (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9112137462138894767)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on April 20, 2006, 04:05:15 PM
LIKE, BIRDS ARE DYING, MAN (http://katelikesyou.com/archives/2006/04/so_emo.html)!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on April 20, 2006, 04:56:57 PM
LIKE, BIRDS ARE DYING, MAN (http://katelikesyou.com/archives/2006/04/so_emo.html)!

All that made me want to do is figure out what people were saying to her.

Then making a website dedicated to bashing the bitch with an ePeen cockslap.  Videoblogs...sigh...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on April 20, 2006, 05:00:15 PM
Videoblogs...sigh...

I was not even aware they existed until my co-worker sent me this.

Ignorance really is bliss.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on April 20, 2006, 05:47:46 PM
I can't imagine a more flagrant waste of bandwidth.  Wow.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on April 21, 2006, 12:03:04 AM
Been drinking.  Might not be new.  Don't care.  Suffer.

http://gorillamask.net/nutbra.shtml


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 21, 2006, 10:58:36 AM
LIKE, BIRDS ARE DYING, MAN (http://katelikesyou.com/archives/2006/04/so_emo.html)!

WTF is wrong with these kids? Why are they are trying to emulate the same stupid visage?

"Oh, I'm so sad, wah wah wah."

Cry sum more newbs, damn.

Music does funny things to some people.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on April 21, 2006, 09:46:43 PM
Lightsabers!  And much better done than you'd expect
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=672422470842718521

The worst cover of 'The Final Countdown' ever.  Anywhere. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Escreenhead%2Ecom%2F


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 21, 2006, 10:26:27 PM
Lightsabers!  And much better done than you'd expect
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=672422470842718521
It's kind of sad that a pair of Star Wars fanboys can choreograph a lightsaber fight better than Lucas and his team at Lucasfilm can.

Quote
The worst cover of 'The Final Countdown' ever.  Anywhere. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Escreenhead%2Ecom%2F
You need a stronger warning for that video, like:

WARNING! MAY CAUSE EARDRUMS TO BLEED! LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 21, 2006, 11:05:41 PM
The film was pretty cool....but two things kind of annoyed me:

1) They had a few Minor clipping mistakes.

2) As with most choreographed fights, the two here were not really trying to hit/kill eachother, but just hitting their sabers. Cool, but I would rather see something like an actual fight - less wide swings, more thrusts.

Heh, also....if lightsabers were real, a single stab MAY not even be fatal. Sure, you would have a hole in you somewhere, but it's the internal bleeding that would kill you. And with a saber, you have instant cauterization!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 22, 2006, 12:03:48 AM
LIKE, BIRDS ARE DYING, MAN (http://katelikesyou.com/archives/2006/04/so_emo.html)!

So, like, how many, like, times can she, like, say the word, like, like in her sentence?  Like, because I'm like sure she, like, probably like, isn't aware of, like, how much of a retard, like, she sounds like.

Ugh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 22, 2006, 10:02:21 PM
A not useless video: How to put on a bandage so it stays on all day (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FhklMGA01Gg&search=urawaza)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on April 22, 2006, 11:37:34 PM
A not useless video: How to put on a bandage so it stays on all day (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FhklMGA01Gg&search=urawaza)


Are those like japanese infomercials?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on April 23, 2006, 12:36:30 AM
Scriptures Bitch! (http://www.doubleviking.com/?p=13191)

WARNING: LANGUAGE


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 23, 2006, 01:22:01 AM
Now that's a faith I can get behind. He's just keeping it real.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on April 24, 2006, 11:32:39 AM
 Paul Robertson Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5208311714700987326&q=Pirate+Baby's+Cabana+Battle+Street+Fight+2006+is:free&pl=true)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on April 24, 2006, 12:30:01 PM
Paul Robertson Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5208311714700987326&q=Pirate+Baby's+Cabana+Battle+Street+Fight+2006+is:free&pl=true)

What the hell did I just watch?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on April 24, 2006, 12:36:12 PM
Awesome huh?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on April 24, 2006, 01:12:22 PM
I think it needed to be a Flash game instead of a movie.  It's just not as fun to watch a beat-em-up as it is to play one.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 24, 2006, 11:22:52 PM
I would totally play that on a console....with more levels and more moves/combos.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 25, 2006, 12:14:31 AM
Awesome huh?
Yeah that was. I've been on a retro gaming kick lately, playing things like Streets of Rage 2, so that was very apropos. It even has that beat em up "slide show" style ending/credits. They cheated going the game though -- they were clearly playing in God mode :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on April 25, 2006, 11:05:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEFtatwP9Ic

That's mildly amusing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on April 26, 2006, 02:45:39 AM
Gansta preacher.  It delivers, and then some.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jIWWFBvs7A

(edit: oops, Mr. Hat posted it already, but with a different url)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 26, 2006, 02:54:45 AM
Fucking win.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on April 26, 2006, 05:51:22 PM
Gansta preacher.  It delivers, and then some.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jIWWFBvs7A

(edit: oops, Mr. Hat posted it already, but with a different url)

We have those where I'm from.  We call them "crazy subway people".  Or, at UCB, "crazy Sproul Plaza people".


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 26, 2006, 06:06:06 PM
In Prince George's county we called them...

Nevermind. NOT. GOING. THERE.

Totally bad taste.

Sorry.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on April 27, 2006, 10:03:27 AM
Live Action Mario (http://gorillamask.net/mariolive.shtml)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on April 27, 2006, 02:07:19 PM
Has this been posted before?

Kicked in the nuts.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BibuEgH9nIk&search=you%20been%20kicked%20in%20the%20nuts)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on April 27, 2006, 02:12:59 PM
Yes, it has. But it's still funny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on April 27, 2006, 04:54:09 PM
Has this been posted before?

Kicked in the nuts.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BibuEgH9nIk&search=you%20been%20kicked%20in%20the%20nuts)


How I long for a RL White House version of this.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on April 28, 2006, 07:44:44 AM
Not exactly a video, but awesome in a creppy, weird way (http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=orehime3yk.swf)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on April 28, 2006, 09:26:34 AM
Your avatar needs more sexy, Wolf. Please try again.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on April 28, 2006, 03:58:34 PM
Why wait for a right-wing quack when you can get the real thing (http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?Id=1894475)?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on April 29, 2006, 01:06:44 AM
Not exactly a video, but awesome in a creppy, weird way (http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=orehime3yk.swf)
Ok, that was just fucking AWESOME.  I think i spent about 20 mintues doing nothing but staring at that while the music looped in the background.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on May 03, 2006, 07:55:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_M7FjjBA5I&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edeadspin%2Ecom%2F

Apologies if it's been posted already.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on May 05, 2006, 10:59:44 AM
Sex Bomb!
The strangest figure skating set I've ever seen.  Might not be totally safe for work.  If someone doesn't make an avatar out of this I'm going to be disappointed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jx-ualuq45E&search=sex%20bomb


The skinniest and luckiest car in the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbY0Jh9_RJ8


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on May 05, 2006, 11:32:31 AM
Quote
Safari, the standard OS X browser.  It also happens to be the shittiest browser on Earth.  So shitty that Apple started offering a Mac version of IE as an alternative, IIRC.
You don't RC :) IE for the Mac had been around forever, until it was aborted by the MS Mac division years ago (5.1.2 or so was the last version for the mac).

Safari is a decent enough browser, it's what I've been using for years. There's an open source version called Shiira that my supervisor likes, though he uses Firefox, mostly. Worst part of Safari is that it can't 100% turn off history tracking because of the snapback feature, so we can't use it on our public machines.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on May 05, 2006, 06:46:24 PM
I just mostly remember my first experience using Mac OS X.  I dragged some windows around, minimized them, and said "oo, pretty".  Then I opened up Safari and tried to go check my email.  Then it crashed.  Then I went back to Windows.

It's amazing how much that single experience shaped my opinion of Apple in general and Safari in particular.   :-P


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on May 05, 2006, 06:59:26 PM
Safari is basically the KDE browser, so in the end, blame KDE  :wink:

[edit]

Eh, I'll stay on topic...  :-)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=x20v9F-sWHQ&search=hooked%20on%20a%20feeling


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on May 05, 2006, 08:06:09 PM
The strangest figure skating set I've ever seen.  Might not be totally safe for work.  If someone doesn't make an avatar out of this I'm going to be disappointed.
Are you trying to encourage Signe?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 05, 2006, 10:44:25 PM
Who are you trying to kid? Signe needs no encouragement. The mere possibility to grief us all with her own brand of "humor" is encouragement enough.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on May 06, 2006, 11:55:49 AM
I actually like her avatars, but I am trying to think of the children.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on May 07, 2006, 09:16:07 PM
Lookwell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQ3HbB0c8Y&search=lookwell) - rejected pilot for a show about a has-been actor turned detective, played by Adam West.  Shame this one didn't get picked up.  The world needs more Adam West.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on May 07, 2006, 09:24:34 PM
Jesus, that's awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on May 08, 2006, 12:05:14 AM
Ask A Ninja (http://www.askaninja.com/news/2006/03/31/ask-a-ninja-question-17-ninja-omnibus-wmv)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on May 08, 2006, 01:08:52 AM
Ask A Ninja (http://www.askaninja.com/news/2006/03/31/ask-a-ninja-question-17-ninja-omnibus-wmv)

How am I just discovering this? Holy ass I haven't laughed like that at my computer screen in a while.

Powdered swords indeed.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on May 08, 2006, 01:38:41 AM
Ask A Ninja (http://www.askaninja.com/news/2006/03/31/ask-a-ninja-question-17-ninja-omnibus-wmv)

How am I just discovering this? Holy ass I haven't laughed like that at my computer screen in a while.

Powdered swords indeed.

I just spent waaay too long on that site.  awesome. 

I guess I'll sleep tomorrow


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on May 08, 2006, 05:40:44 AM
That's too awesome.
Guess I won't be working much today :P


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on May 09, 2006, 05:32:05 PM
I thought of posting these in the WoW forums, but eh.

http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=9495

http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=9284


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on May 10, 2006, 02:02:23 PM
I thought of posting these in the WoW forums, but eh.

http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=9495

http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=9284

Thank you for proving once again that G4 sucketh the great goblin cock, and has no idea where to find teh funney.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on May 10, 2006, 11:04:37 PM
To heck with the lemonade stands....


http://www.flurl.com/item/Perfect_lemonade_Stand_f_1596/

I want one of these:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1810257791238908609&q=copier&pl=true


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 10, 2006, 11:14:03 PM
G4? Decidedly not funny. Hell, they couldn't even bother to have the guy PLAY WoW in their little skit.

Man Show Boy? Teh Funnies.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on May 11, 2006, 03:13:27 AM
The Evolution of Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg&e)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on May 11, 2006, 09:07:51 AM
Funny stuff if you are into Star Wars

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17327


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on May 11, 2006, 02:52:18 PM
Funny stuff if you are into Star Wars

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17327

That was one of the best Robot Chicken episodes yet. That sketch is just gold.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 11, 2006, 11:10:42 PM
Best Skit Ever.

Also, the ATHF cameo was funny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on May 13, 2006, 10:45:33 PM
Funky Cat Maybe (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3547609572124975272&q=funky+cat+maybe)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on May 16, 2006, 06:21:24 AM
Mighty Moshing EMO Rangers (http://www.archive.org/download/mightymoshinemorangers/mightymoshinemorangers512k.wmv")

Don't watch this video.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on May 17, 2006, 04:04:41 AM
Gnome Raid On Hogger (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1079081856325494426&pl=true")

I lolled.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 17, 2006, 11:04:37 AM
"I got 5 Combo points!" "Do you have a soulstone!?" "Don't release the strat!"

lolz


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on May 17, 2006, 11:29:57 AM
Thanks to the forum cookie problems eating my last read settings, I found the year-old Azumanga parody that started this thread.  Awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on May 18, 2006, 08:19:37 PM
Foamy the squirrel on dining

http://www.illwillpress.com/rest.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Broughden on May 19, 2006, 04:33:16 AM
http://mediafetcher.com/article_full.php?id=3429

Brokeback Everest.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Broughden on May 19, 2006, 05:35:46 AM
Well in keeping with the tradition of only the finest most original posts here at F13, I bring you never before seen footage of video of our operations in Iraq. I've had this video since returning from Iraq and have only shared it with a few friends in the business. I uploaded it this morning for you all to enjoy.

This video is a result of what happens when you collect all the stuff in this picture and detonate it at once. The picture below is the ACTUAL stuff used in the video. The first explosion in the video is of a small detonation of around 25-30 tons. The second explosion was around 125 tons I believe. As I wrote in the video description if you watch carefully at the end you can see the blast wave travelling toward us. Enjoy.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKulBlYqI40

Materials used in the making of the video:
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d39/dougd82/P5030033.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: ClydeJr on May 20, 2006, 12:41:59 AM
The Silent Library

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n_q_SsPQdg


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 20, 2006, 01:17:25 AM
Lolz, best gameshow ever?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on May 20, 2006, 02:45:45 AM
This video is a result of what happens when you collect all the stuff in this picture and detonate it at once. The picture below is the ACTUAL stuff used in the video. The first explosion in the video is of a small detonation of around 25-30 tons. The second explosion was around 125 tons I believe. As I wrote in the video description if you watch carefully at the end you can see the blast wave travelling toward us. Enjoy.
Heh that was pretty cool. How far away were you filming from?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Broughden on May 20, 2006, 05:17:44 AM
This video is a result of what happens when you collect all the stuff in this picture and detonate it at once. The picture below is the ACTUAL stuff used in the video. The first explosion in the video is of a small detonation of around 25-30 tons. The second explosion was around 125 tons I believe. As I wrote in the video description if you watch carefully at the end you can see the blast wave travelling toward us. Enjoy.
Heh that was pretty cool. How far away were you filming from?

I originally said I thought it was 5 miles in the video description but after checking Falcon View we were around 3, which I dont think was quite beyond the frag safety zone.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on May 20, 2006, 07:00:43 AM
Wow, that shockwave was pretty amazing.  And that's probably the funniest zany Japanese show I've ever seen.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Broughden on May 20, 2006, 07:07:22 AM
Wow, that shockwave was pretty amazing. 

Yeah even at 3 miles as you can see in the video it knocked us all right on our asses.
The marines were the funniest though!  They had been providing outter perimeter security as our demo team was collecting the material and prepping the shot.
Well some of them wanted to come in and watch the shot so the chief demo guy said they could.
Then they said, being the brave Marines they are, that they wanted to get closer to the shot.
So the senior guy on the demo team let them get a coupld hundred yards in front of us.

The shot went off as you saw, and they all turned tail and started hauling ass back toward us! The shockwave caught them and they all went fly face first in the dirt.
Being an Army man....I lolled.  :-)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on May 20, 2006, 01:13:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvdUuDt1yoc&search=cool%20dog

Not really useless, more amazing than anything really.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 20, 2006, 02:26:33 PM
That's both inspiring and heart-wrenching at the same time. I'm not sure it should be sullied by being in this thread.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on May 21, 2006, 10:36:50 AM
*sniffle* Very touching.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on May 21, 2006, 09:01:44 PM
Michael Bluth, Alyssa Milano, Mr. Belvedere, Mario and Luigi, and Ice Capades

This video has it all. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJAbBYE8zcM&search=nintendo%20ice%20capades)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 21, 2006, 10:17:52 PM
WTF did I just subject myself to, the visual version of AIDS?

And since when does Peach have a strong stereotypical NY Jewish accent?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sairon on May 22, 2006, 04:24:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU&search=n64%20nintendo%20nintendo64%20horror

Guess he was happy with his present  :-P


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on May 22, 2006, 08:47:40 PM
WTF did I just subject myself to, the visual version of AIDS?

And since when does Peach have a strong stereotypical NY Jewish accent?

Yeah, I thought Peach sucked ass too. And Mario sounds more like a bad Tony Soprano Italian stereotype than a bad "It's-a me!" Italian stereotype.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on May 23, 2006, 02:55:49 PM
WTF did I just subject myself to, the visual version of AIDS?

No, that was the video remnants of colon cancer. I think I just plotzed.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on May 24, 2006, 07:19:32 AM
Bus Uncle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM&search=%E9%98%BF%E5%8F%94). A video of some asian guy going nuts on some kid for tapping his shoulder on a bus. Apparently very popular in Hong Kong. He says something about his pressure and it's funny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: ClydeJr on May 24, 2006, 10:19:17 AM
Russian Climbing (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=515642196227308929)

Edit: Bah, nothing to see here, move along...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 24, 2006, 11:09:56 AM
You are a bit late, sir. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=7059.0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on May 24, 2006, 11:12:10 AM
It's clearly NOT russian no matter what the title says, being that the damn music is all in french, and parkour isn't a russian word...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sairon on May 26, 2006, 07:55:06 AM
http://video.feber.se/2006/05/barnprogram_med.html (http://video.feber.se/2006/05/barnprogram_med.html) Saddam & Usama hosts TV program!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on May 26, 2006, 11:36:43 AM
Fejk!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 27, 2006, 11:20:47 AM
What the hell is wrong with the youths of today? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI&dpos=0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on May 27, 2006, 04:23:39 PM
What the hell is wrong with the youths of today? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI&dpos=0)

That was actually fairly awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on May 27, 2006, 10:27:14 PM
These automatically loop onto lesser sketches after the first, so you'll have to hit stop:

Door-to-door spam (http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/broadband/20060512_2200/meta/hq2.asx)

Cracked pepper (http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/broadband/20060331_2200/meta/hq1.asx)

Fashion statement (http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/broadband/20060526_2200/meta/hq2.asx)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on May 27, 2006, 11:43:28 PM
What the hell is wrong with the youths of today? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI&dpos=0)

That was actually fairly awesome.

The crouch-punch made me laugh.  I hate that fucking move.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on May 28, 2006, 12:59:41 PM
How to Make an Arrest:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v165/politov/?action=view&current=Howtomakeanarrest.flv


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on May 28, 2006, 01:05:54 PM
Wow that guy had an awesome getaway plan. Get on a motorcycle and drive...brilliant.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on May 28, 2006, 02:57:57 PM
Oh wow, that was great.  I suppose there are /some/ advantages to living in a 2nd-world nation.  Greater tolerance for 'creative' police, for example.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on May 28, 2006, 05:37:53 PM
"A comedy 3000 years in the making" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs)
best re-edit since the shining (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I8HEww06DM&search=the%20shining")

edit
 more fun:
Seven (http://youtube.com/watch?v=aqs_RdIhrMM&search=recut)
Psycho (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zAYBulBKWss&search=recut)
Saving Ferris (http://youtube.com/watch?v=YFh2Z1tyDlQ&search=recut)
Oldboy (http://youtube.com/watch?v=hrSFeqNSats&search=recut)
Dumb and Dumber (http://youtube.com/watch?v=IV_WfCTqfLQ&search=recut)
Garden State (http://youtube.com/watch?v=iZ1318KFSZk&search=recut)
Sleepless in Seattle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frUPnZMxr08&search=recut)
The Lion King (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cxN2XbiK_o0&search=recut)
Taxi Driver (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UaVUPsLsM&search=recut)
Finding Nemo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If7gKjjhbns&search=recut)
I saved the best for last.
Toy Story (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gNYePkR7uP8&search=requium)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Broughden on May 28, 2006, 07:39:05 PM
Im the Juggernaut BITCH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtI146po9c)

Great spoof!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 28, 2006, 08:05:41 PM
A few down from the Commandments remake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lOuHEQCRh0&search=trailer%20funny%20parody%20preview%20comedy%20ten%20commandments%20moses)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on May 28, 2006, 11:22:59 PM
Not sure how they did this but it is pretty cool:

http://www.gujaratplus.com/cball/middle.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 28, 2006, 11:42:50 PM
I remember someone explaining it works off of some kind of probability algorithm. I did it a few times, and it was wrong twice.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on May 28, 2006, 11:51:50 PM
Um...it's never wrong, and the probability is 100%.

The answer is always the symbol at zero, which is also the symbol at nine and a bunch of other numbers.

11 - (1+1) = 9
12 - (1+2) = 9
13 - (1+3) = 9

21 - (2+1) = 18
22 - (2+2) = 18
etc etc etc

When you do the math the only answers you can get out are multiples of 9. So the symbols at 0, 9, 18,. 27, 36, etc are always the same.

If it was wrong it's because you did the math wrong. Your answer will ALWAYS be a multiple of 9, so they just assign all multiples the same symbol and guess that symbol - 100% success rate.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 29, 2006, 12:04:11 AM
Well, then it guessed wrong a few times.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on May 29, 2006, 08:16:28 AM
Well, then it guessed wrong a few times.

Occam's razor says you can not do simple math.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on May 29, 2006, 08:34:21 AM
Edit: Nevermind. This has nothing to do with math. Well, it does, but even without math there's a logical solution. I think I came to this conclusion last time.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on May 29, 2006, 10:42:44 AM
I've seen the same puzzle on a different site.  If you watch a given number when you refresh, the symbol by it changes, so "the answer" does as well.  By using the math trick while also rearranging the symbols, it appears you get a new answer each time.  (Margalis gives the nice logical breakdown.)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on May 29, 2006, 01:07:01 PM
Note to self: Don't have Strazos do my taxes.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on May 29, 2006, 01:26:51 PM
Im the Juggernaut BITCH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtI146po9c)

Great spoof!

I love the fact that the writers actualy used the line "Dont you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut bitch! (http://realjuggernaut.ytmnd.com)" in X-Men 3.  Truly one of the best laughs of the movie for those who know where it came from.

edit: included the home game


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on May 29, 2006, 01:50:54 PM
Well, then it guessed wrong a few times.

It's not a guess. Unless they coded it wrong it's 100% accurate. There is no guessing or probability involved.

1+1 is always 2. A numbers digits added together and subtracted from the original number is always a multiple of 9.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 29, 2006, 11:04:40 PM
It may have had something to do with my refreshes then. I know how to add and subtract. What it does is change the table of symbols every time, but the 9 multiples always have the same symbol.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on May 30, 2006, 03:50:57 PM
It may have had something to do with my refreshes then. I know how to add and subtract. What it does is change the table of symbols every time, but the 9 multiples always have the same symbol.
Yes.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on May 30, 2006, 05:11:18 PM
Im the Juggernaut BITCH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtI146po9c)

Great spoof!

I love the fact that the writers actualy used the line "Dont you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut bitch!" in X-Men 3.  Truly one of the best laughs of the movie for those who know where it came from.

I knew where it came from.  It was fucking lame.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on May 30, 2006, 05:14:58 PM
Im the Juggernaut BITCH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtI146po9c)

Great spoof!

I love the fact that the writers actualy used the line "Dont you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut bitch!" in X-Men 3.  Truly one of the best laughs of the movie for those who know where it came from.

I knew where it came from.  It was fucking lame.


You just dislike brainless fan service flicks.  I remember Goblet of Fire sending you into fits also.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on May 30, 2006, 05:59:10 PM

I love the fact that the writers actualy used the line "Dont you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut bitch!" in X-Men 3.  Truly one of the best laughs of the movie for those who know where it came from.

I knew where it came from.  It was fucking lame.

You have no poetry in your soul.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on May 30, 2006, 08:02:22 PM
Annoying newsreader digs hole. Soldier buries her in it. (http://www.crikey.com.au/sealed/images/2006/05/30-11E1A9M8N00.wmv)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on May 31, 2006, 08:39:33 AM
Apologies if this is a repost... I looked all the way back to March in this thread and didn't see it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=un5UbyGRf-o

The out of town driver apparently survived the experience unscathed.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on May 31, 2006, 09:04:20 AM
Im the Juggernaut BITCH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtI146po9c)

Great spoof!

I love the fact that the writers actualy used the line "Dont you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut bitch!" in X-Men 3.  Truly one of the best laughs of the movie for those who know where it came from.

I knew where it came from.  It was fucking lame.


You just dislike brainless fan service flicks.  I remember Goblet of Fire sending you into fits also.


You're right in your first point, but I'm not sure about your second.  Goblet of Fire just wasn't a very good film and tried to do too much and became a kludge.  The only thing that sent me into a fit was Dumbledore being played abysmally by Whatshischops.

I liked the Silky Beauxbatons.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 31, 2006, 11:04:00 AM
(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d5/Pedobear.png)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on May 31, 2006, 11:11:10 AM
Dude, they were all Twenty-Fucking-Four.

Pedo tendancies have jack and shit to do with it.

Fuck, Fleur was 25 and French.  I don't think I need to draw a fucking diagram.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 31, 2006, 11:21:15 AM
Damn, I didn't mean to troll you that hard.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on May 31, 2006, 01:54:10 PM
Fuck, Fleur was 25 and French.  I don't think I need to draw a fucking diagram.
She (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0993242/) is also very hot and very naked in a french movie Carnets d'ados - La vie quand même (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357290/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Broughden on May 31, 2006, 05:29:59 PM
Fuck, Fleur was 25 and French.  I don't think I need to draw a fucking diagram.
She (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0993242/) is also very hot and very naked in a french movie Carnets d'ados - La vie quand même (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357290/)
and in Bienvenue chez les rozes (2003)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on May 31, 2006, 07:25:18 PM
Mon dieu! Broughden peut lire une page web!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 01, 2006, 01:31:35 AM
I'm sorry Ironwood, please forgive me!

I give you this in an effort to address your grievance. (http://alyandaj.com/) (I kept seeing an ad for a concert on TV)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 01, 2006, 08:39:05 AM
http://www.gofish.com/userVideoPlayer.gfp?gfid=30-1021395 (http://www.gofish.com/userVideoPlayer.gfp?gfid=30-1021395)

Mark Hamill is wearing sooooooooo much make-up...

(hope this isn't a re-post!)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 01, 2006, 11:00:57 AM
I think you broke a Board Commandment with that one.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 01, 2006, 11:28:05 AM
I think you broke a Board Commandment with that one.

sorry, I haven't been so sunday school in a while...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on June 01, 2006, 11:55:17 PM
So utterly useless you'll want your 2mins back. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jXe8pyY9G80&dpos=1)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on June 02, 2006, 12:13:12 AM
Youtube must be updating because all my video are belong to them.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 02, 2006, 06:47:29 AM
Not entirely worthless. (Spoilers with spoiler.) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0l5N6Exjz0)

I think I just had some olthoi flashbacks.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on June 02, 2006, 06:50:30 AM
Not entirely worthless. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0l5N6Exjz0)

I think I just had some olthoi flashbacks.

Tag spoilers with spoiler.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on June 02, 2006, 08:34:27 AM
Hmm, that didn't look half bad actually.

Tho I'm slightly confused about exactly what you think it's spoiling ?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 02, 2006, 08:44:34 AM
Hmm, that didn't look half bad actually.

Tho I'm slightly confused about exactly what you think it's spoiling ?


/shrug

I know it totally ruined it for me when I saw dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park 3 trailer.

But seriously, it's probably because a main character appears to bite the dust in Aftermath.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on June 02, 2006, 08:45:54 AM
But she's the one you play the whole game as, I thought.

I kinda thought she was just sleepy.  Is there some dialogue I'm missing from being at work ?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 02, 2006, 08:51:07 AM
But she's the one you play the whole game as, I thought.

omgz tag spoilers with spoiler  :cry:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on June 02, 2006, 10:00:44 AM
I also thought spoilers were when someone posted factually information or a theory based on factual information.  I freely admit I know Jack and Shit about Half Life Aftermath, other than 'It Looks Pretty and Contains that Hawt Woman from the First One that Many Teenage Boys Pulled Off To.'

So, you know, limited knowledge.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on June 02, 2006, 10:08:53 AM
Apparently I know even less than I thought.  Turns out the sequel is divided into episodes, one of which was released and the trailer for the second only just being released.

I am Ter Noob.

Feel free to moderate me within an inch of my life.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 02, 2006, 10:50:47 AM
So utterly useless you'll want your 2mins back. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jXe8pyY9G80&dpos=1)

Holy fuck, I want my time back, and HER time back. I think I'm owed not just a refund but the time it spent her to make that too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on June 02, 2006, 12:20:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=ALV6PF6tV_g

William Shatner is a god. 


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on June 02, 2006, 12:30:43 PM
Oddly....Seductive.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on June 02, 2006, 12:35:22 PM
Ah, now I know where that Family Guy bit comes from when Stewie does that.  What an obscure reference.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on June 02, 2006, 02:34:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=ALV6PF6tV_g

William Shatner is a god. 

I was so coming here to post that.  Damn you!   :-)


Here's Ali G tackling the abortion debate instead.
http://www.theync.com/h052906abortion.shtml (http://www.theync.com/h052906abortion.shtml)

The boombox at the end is the best part. 


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on June 02, 2006, 02:35:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=ALV6PF6tV_g

William Shatner is a god. 

I love that song, and Shatner just ruined it for me. Wow.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on June 02, 2006, 05:27:30 PM
I'm pretty sure I've heard the Shatner version more times than I've heard the original.  I think I like the Shatner version better.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on June 02, 2006, 05:54:29 PM
I synced that up with Stewie doing it on Family guy. It was amazing. ON that note, the shatner version is very good.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on June 02, 2006, 06:51:53 PM
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/3ACV01/Sound9.mp3

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/4ACV11/13.mp3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYSCHKmvcIY



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 03, 2006, 12:09:38 AM
Here's Ali G tackling the abortion debate instead.
http://www.theync.com/h052906abortion.shtml (http://www.theync.com/h052906abortion.shtml)

The boombox at the end is the best part. 

Every thread could use a little more Ali G.


[EDIT] Margalis corrected my error.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on June 03, 2006, 12:40:39 AM
Copy/paste into a new window.

The links aren't dead, just protected with super-advanced header-reading technology.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ookii on June 03, 2006, 04:23:17 PM
Japanese automatic door that opens according to your size.

http://www.geek24.com/g/2006/05/05/futurustic-automatic-japanese-door (http://www.geek24.com/g/2006/05/05/futurustic-automatic-japanese-door)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 03, 2006, 04:42:38 PM
Leave it to the Japanese to over-engineer a fucking door.

Kinda neat though.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on June 03, 2006, 10:34:13 PM
Could be useful for a baggage handling door at some god forsaken shithole where you don't want too much the outside weather inside the terminal.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on June 04, 2006, 10:26:04 AM
Love is finding someone who's as geeky as you are. (http://www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/what_is_love_parody.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on June 04, 2006, 11:21:26 AM
That is really cute, I liked it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on June 04, 2006, 01:35:55 PM
Cute, but they're faking the total geekiness.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on June 04, 2006, 04:40:57 PM
Yes, but they made the video and put it on the 'net.  That in itself is enough in my book.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 04, 2006, 08:05:37 PM
Is that his sister?

Also, the Numanuma one is the best.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sarius on June 04, 2006, 08:06:57 PM
Love is finding someone who's as geeky as you are. (http://www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/what_is_love_parody.html)

Cute couple. :)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 04, 2006, 08:10:10 PM
It's like a trainwreck! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6231680905879772355&q=numa)

You know it's terrible, but it's hard to turn away.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ookii on June 04, 2006, 10:09:35 PM
A list of the top 10 strangest desks has 4 videos that are incredible.

Oh, and I want an iPod concerto table.

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-desks-and-tables (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-desks-and-tables)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Simond on June 05, 2006, 07:01:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D45z2o2fTdc


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 05, 2006, 08:04:18 AM
it's hard to turn away.

I disagree, I found it to be quite easy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sarius on June 05, 2006, 09:08:19 AM
it's hard to turn away.

I disagree, I found it to be quite easy.

Truly.  At least he could have gained 50 kg and slobbered more.  Sheesh


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 05, 2006, 12:23:45 PM
Love is finding someone who's as geeky as you are. (http://www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/what_is_love_parody.html)

More reason to curse the invention of the webcam.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: OcellotJenkins on June 06, 2006, 02:28:38 PM
BLAM!! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on June 06, 2006, 05:33:30 PM
BLAM!! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407)

What the fuck was that about ?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on June 06, 2006, 05:45:18 PM
BLAM!! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407)

What the fuck was that about ?

After several replays and turning the headphones up as loud as I could. 

Old Granny on Left: "She is Utter Trash."
Woman in Red Jacket: "Did you know your dad, honey? " then "Kerri had THC in her system."
Can't tell what the girl (Kerri) is saying. Granny's too loud.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on June 06, 2006, 11:18:27 PM
Forget trying to understand what they are saying.  Revel in the hate.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8825474280014851648&q=genre%3Acomedy


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on June 07, 2006, 03:18:10 AM
That's Genius.

I'm not entirely sure it was hate.  I get the feeling that the puncher just knew that sometimes that's the only way to administer a shock to the system.

:)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 07, 2006, 06:44:02 AM
Ouch.  I like how how the girl knows it's time to leave as soon as the punch lands.  But ouch.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on June 09, 2006, 03:56:09 PM
2006 MTV Movie Awards - Gnarls Barkley 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VCWJVvE0Fk


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on June 10, 2006, 08:55:53 AM
2006 MTV Movie Awards - Gnarls Barkley 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VCWJVvE0Fk

I was just coming to post that.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on June 10, 2006, 11:42:49 AM
Seth MacFarlane's Harvard class day speech (with peter, stewie, and quagmire) (http://www.noob.us/humor/family-guy-voice-actor-seth-macfarlanes-harvard-class-day-speech-2006/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on June 10, 2006, 04:12:22 PM
This isn't really funny at all.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on June 12, 2006, 10:24:27 AM
But it is useless. And no, not even his jokes were funny. WTF? He's a funny guy. Maybe his funny superpowers are countered by the rain, I don't know.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on June 12, 2006, 11:48:39 AM
The end of the world. (http://www.endofworld.net/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on June 12, 2006, 01:11:37 PM
Barry Lutz Show: Poor Monkeys:  http://www.compfused.com/directlink/3590/


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on June 13, 2006, 08:48:20 AM
Stupid cat.... (http://dvorak.org/blog/newimages/stupidcat.wmv)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sarius on June 13, 2006, 10:28:39 AM
Stupid cat.... (http://dvorak.org/blog/newimages/stupidcat.wmv)

They'd have you in jail for that around here! ROFL


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on June 13, 2006, 10:32:24 AM
Stupid cat.... (http://dvorak.org/blog/newimages/stupidcat.wmv)

I can't decide if that is real or not.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2006, 11:14:01 AM
I think that's a fake. I've seen it before, on some kind of commercial years ago. I forget what it was advertising.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on June 13, 2006, 05:17:28 PM
The Five Second Rule (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1z6OCRJVks)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on June 13, 2006, 05:32:20 PM
Forgive me if this has been posted before, but W. T. F.?????? (http://www.glumbert.com/media/saget.html)


I am speechless. And I think I need a shower.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 13, 2006, 07:17:14 PM
That was awesome.

Extra credit for funny cameos.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Broughden on June 13, 2006, 07:27:02 PM
Forgive me if this has been posted before, but W. T. F.?????? (http://www.glumbert.com/media/saget.html)


I am speechless. And I think I need a shower.

AWESOME!  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Viin on June 13, 2006, 08:19:48 PM
He was awesome on Entourage too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sarius on June 13, 2006, 08:33:06 PM
Forgive me if this has been posted before, but W. T. F.?????? (http://www.glumbert.com/media/saget.html)
I am speechless. And I think I need a shower.

Holy batshit Robin!  All I can just picture the Olsen twins saying g'nite back to Saget.  :-o  Pass the freaking soap.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: tazelbain on June 13, 2006, 09:29:46 PM
Portman's was better.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on June 14, 2006, 07:15:48 AM
Has anyone posted the Zuiikin Girls yet?

Zuiikin English 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-QNWpJaiY0&search=Zuiikin)
and if that's not enough ...
Zuiikin English 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qoMfBJUeI)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on June 14, 2006, 07:23:39 AM
Good God NO.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on June 14, 2006, 10:27:53 AM
Portmen's was better.

Definitely. And not just because she is hot. Mostly because I don't want to gut her like a fish, unlike Saget and Kennedy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 14, 2006, 11:13:28 AM
Forgive me if this has been posted before, but W. T. F.?????? (http://www.glumbert.com/media/saget.html)


I am speechless. And I think I need a shower.

That's probably from Jamie Kennedy's new show, something about a white rapper spoof type thing, like Malibu's Most Wanted.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on June 14, 2006, 12:08:45 PM
Well, it's not that hugely out of character for Bob Saget though.

For Danny Tanner, sure, but Saget's not nearly as squeaky clean as all that.  Kinda like how Kelsey Grammar isn't really as refined as Frasier.

Hell, I heard Saget on the radio the other day talking about how he was hanging out with Dave Coulier and John Stamos in clubs with prostitutes.

So, funny, but not in a, "Holy crap, I can't believe they did that way" as was the Natalie Portman one.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nebu on June 14, 2006, 01:31:03 PM
Has anyone posted the Zuiikin Girls yet?

Zuiikin English 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-QNWpJaiY0&search=Zuiikin)
and if that's not enough ...
Zuiikin English 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qoMfBJUeI)

"Take anything you want" "Spare me my life" and "I was robbed by two men"

What kind of English do they teach to bad music and aerobics these days? That was almost surreal.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on June 14, 2006, 02:02:34 PM
If you actually have a 'clean and wholesome' image of Bob Saget, from Full House or elsewhere, you need to either watch the aristocrats or some of his stand up. Preferably both.

Link to portmans? I think I missed it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on June 14, 2006, 05:58:00 PM
"Take anything you want" "Spare me my life" and "I was robbed by two men"

What kind of English do they teach to bad music and aerobics these days? That was almost surreal.
"Get that thing away from me!"

"You drive me crazy!"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nevermore on June 16, 2006, 06:07:45 PM
If you actually have a 'clean and wholesome' image of Bob Saget, from Full House or elsewhere, you need to either watch the aristocrats or some of his stand up. Preferably both.

Link to portmans? I think I missed it.

Since no one else posted it. (http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/mov/Natalie_Portman_-_Gangster_Rap.htm)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Broughden on June 16, 2006, 07:56:56 PM
If you actually have a 'clean and wholesome' image of Bob Saget, from Full House or elsewhere, you need to either watch the aristocrats or some of his stand up. Preferably both.

Link to portmans? I think I missed it.

Since no one else posted it. (http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/mov/Natalie_Portman_-_Gangster_Rap.htm)

fucking brilliant...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on June 16, 2006, 08:12:12 PM
Someone alert John Walsh: there's a new Public Enemy #1 (http://www.break.com/index/psychorogue.html)

and

Sometimes when people are flaming sociopaths their brain comes up with an excuse for their deviant behaviour. (http://www.filmthreat.com/index.php?section=videos&Id=39&play=2)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on June 19, 2006, 12:28:51 AM
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH KAYYY.......WTF.

http://gprime.net/flash.php/24hourcandymachine

(NSFW)

Edit: oops, keep forgetting that while i never browse from work, other people might.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 19, 2006, 10:34:26 AM
Someone alert John Walsh: there's a new Public Enemy #1 (http://www.break.com/index/psychorogue.html)

Ummmm... WHAT THE FUCK? Did the crazy happy juice spill into the water supply?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nebu on June 19, 2006, 10:46:12 AM
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH KAYYY.......WTF.

http://gprime.net/flash.php/24hourcandymachine

Might want to slap a NSFW on this one.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on June 20, 2006, 05:09:47 PM
 Hopeis Emo!   http://www.hopeisemo.com/

I loved the word : "gothtard"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 20, 2006, 05:12:39 PM
"The words are, like..DEAD!"

lol


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 23, 2006, 11:45:22 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church)

God is laughing at her.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 23, 2006, 11:51:57 AM
Old, but still funny. She's a fucking nut, and I will never understand why anyone would want to follow such a vindictive diety.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Viin on June 23, 2006, 11:53:13 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church)

God is laughing at her.

Or crying for the kids in her family.

"Vindictive diety" is something she is forcing. If God wants to be vindictive, by god (ha!) you'll know it  - without the help of wacko protestors.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 23, 2006, 01:31:39 PM
Not quite as disturbing as the Star Wars Christmas Special.... but still... quite disturbing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Torg4VAtUhc&search=Zelda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Torg4VAtUhc&search=Zelda)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 23, 2006, 01:50:36 PM
Or awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 23, 2006, 02:14:07 PM
Or awesome.

There is sometimes a very fine line.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 23, 2006, 02:31:00 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church)

God is laughing at her.

That one is one gaggle bag of batshit insanity.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 23, 2006, 05:03:49 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NhntMd5bPbc&mode=related&search=Haruhi (http://youtube.com/watch?v=NhntMd5bPbc&mode=related&search=Haruhi)

Some people are just a bit TOO obsessed with anime.

(The dance comes from the ending sequence to episodes. http://youtube.com/watch?v=5GRkW-d0hTY&search=Haruhi) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5GRkW-d0hTY&search=Haruhi))


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on June 25, 2006, 12:48:31 AM
A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Broughden on June 25, 2006, 03:38:26 AM
A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident)

Hearing the camera man saying, "That was beautiful. God damn!"  after watching someone roll their car, get thrown from it at high speed, and then run over....is disturbing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on June 25, 2006, 06:43:28 AM
Hopeis Emo! http://www.hopeisemo.com/

I loved the word : "gothtard"

That whole video might have been a lot of too awesome. You can't really measure that much awesome, so you can only guesstimate. At the very lease, the A W E and S would be capitalized when referring to it. Like this - Hope is Emo is AWESome. What?

Edit: Also, the first 3/4 of this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln5Bqv45uKI&eurl= - is gold.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 25, 2006, 02:40:14 PM
A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident)

Hearing the camera man saying, "That was beautiful. God damn!"  after watching someone roll their car, get thrown from it at high speed, and then run over....is disturbing.

Yeah seriously, what the fuck.

Can you imagine being one of the drivers on the oncoming side?  Yeesh.  That would give me nightmares for weeks.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on June 25, 2006, 04:12:46 PM
A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident)

Hearing the camera man saying, "That was beautiful. God damn!"  after watching someone roll their car, get thrown from it at high speed, and then run over....is disturbing.

Yeah seriously, what the fuck.

Can you imagine being one of the drivers on the oncoming side?  Yeesh.  That would give me nightmares for weeks.

Watching that was disturbing. 


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on June 25, 2006, 04:28:38 PM
A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident)

Hearing the camera man saying, "That was beautiful. God damn!"  after watching someone roll their car, get thrown from it at high speed, and then run over....is disturbing.

Yeah seriously, what the fuck.

Can you imagine being one of the drivers on the oncoming side?  Yeesh.  That would give me nightmares for weeks.
I can't tell if he said that in a "that bastard who almost recklessly killed dozens of people got what he deserved" way or in a "woohoo, this will look great on the ten o'clock news, maybe I'll win a local Emmy!" way.  Either way it's still pretty fucked up, I often fantasize about assholes dying a horrific death but if it ever actually happened I'm sure I would regret wishing for it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 25, 2006, 07:14:08 PM
The person who actually ran him over looked like they weren't even paying attention.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on June 26, 2006, 11:32:09 AM
A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident)

Hearing the camera man saying, "That was beautiful. God damn!"  after watching someone roll their car, get thrown from it at high speed, and then run over....is disturbing.


That might leave a mark.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on June 26, 2006, 01:39:02 PM
The person who actually ran him over looked like they weren't even paying attention.

Imagine minding your own business, heading to work on the freeway going 60+ mph and suddenly seeing a body appear on the road in front of you.

Now, stop in time to avoid said body while all the other cars are slamming on their brakes as well.

Uh huh.  Thought so.

I had the impression that whoever said "that was beautiful" meant more capturing the footage and then the realization hit that it was a body flying around and said "god damn" as a result.  Not in a "Oh cool!  Lookie what I just taped!" sort of way.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ookii on June 26, 2006, 03:06:59 PM
This made my morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4JTd61xco (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4JTd61xco)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on June 26, 2006, 03:46:34 PM
Mega Man fan movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPHy2dTzPa8).

I was going to be less descriptive in the link, but I'm just not that mean (today).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sarius on June 26, 2006, 05:00:26 PM
This made my morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4JTd61xco (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4JTd61xco)

Pure evil.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 26, 2006, 05:56:36 PM
Chinese Disney, lol.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ookii on June 26, 2006, 06:42:30 PM
This one is freaking hilarious!

And even if it's on youtube, it's not really SFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 26, 2006, 06:58:58 PM
That is the the Holy Grail of Gold.

EDT: The other video they had on the right also kicked ass. Also, I want to go skiing in China.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ookii on June 26, 2006, 07:24:57 PM
The videos just keep coming!  This guy is the luckiest man on earth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTdpD4ILuSE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTdpD4ILuSE)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 26, 2006, 08:25:17 PM
This one is freaking hilarious!

And even if it's on youtube, it's not really SFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM)

rofl at the bit of music from Speed tossed in there.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on June 26, 2006, 10:28:32 PM
The power of Stewie compels you! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl1J1i_r8-k&search=Stewie)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Signe on June 27, 2006, 11:30:41 AM
A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident)

I don't come to this thread often but now Iwill never, ever come to useless videos again, just in case.  I have no idea what possessed you to post this but I have not been able to get it out of my mind since I first saw it, yesterday.  I couldn't even sleep last night.  That was just horrible, horrible, horrible.  I hope that man was dead before he was thrown from that car, I hate thinking he might have been aware of any of it.  There was no reason for that video and I can't think of any reason you'd want us to see it.   :cry:  I wish there had been a warning.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 27, 2006, 01:18:04 PM
A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident)

I don't come to this thread often but now Iwill never, ever come to useless videos again, just in case.  I have no idea what possessed you to post this but I have not been able to get it out of my mind since I first saw it, yesterday.  I couldn't even sleep last night.  That was just horrible, horrible, horrible.  I hope that man was dead before he was thrown from that car, I hate thinking he might have been aware of any of it.  There was no reason for that video and I can't think of any reason you'd want us to see it.   :cry:  I wish there had been a warning.

I'm pretty surprised nobody had spoken up already.  That's not a "useless video," it's a video of someone getting brutally killed.  It's not funny, it's not enlightening, and it is disturbing.  The only reason I wasn't as shocked and disturbed as you was that I'm still recovering from a much, much, MUCH more disturbing video that I linked into through ytmnd a few weeks ago.  This fucking cunt rag was going into every single ytmnd and posting the link in the comments.  I'm sure I wasn't the only unsuspecting fool who clicked into it.  I couldn't eat for the rest of the day and my sleep wasn't very restful, to say the least.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Broughden on June 27, 2006, 02:08:06 PM
I'm pretty surprised nobody had spoken up already. 

Did you not see my post right under the original post?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 27, 2006, 02:55:39 PM
I'm pretty surprised nobody had spoken up already. 

Did you not see my post right under the original post?

No, I ignore your posts.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Broughden on June 27, 2006, 03:17:23 PM
I'm pretty surprised nobody had spoken up already. 

Did you not see my post right under the original post?

No, I ignore your posts.

Normally thats a pretty good policy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 27, 2006, 05:09:13 PM
The person who actually ran him over looked like they weren't even paying attention.

Imagine minding your own business, heading to work on the freeway going 60+ mph and suddenly seeing a body appear on the road in front of you.

Now, stop in time to avoid said body while all the other cars are slamming on their brakes as well.

Uh huh.  Thought so.

I'm like a damn hawk when I drive. There's no way I would have missed a truck starting to roll Towards me from the other lane.

Also, it looks like the person may have been driving a SUV or Minivan. Thankfully, my car has a lot more agility than something like that, so I have a much easier time dodging stuff in the road, potholes or otherwise...I actually did have to dodge something that fell off a truck a few weeks back during a morning commute. I have no idea what it was, book it took up the whole lane.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on June 27, 2006, 05:38:54 PM
I probably would've seen and tried to dodge the guy, thereby smashing into another car and only compounding an already bad situation.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on June 27, 2006, 06:03:25 PM
I'm like a damn hawk when I drive.

You advocate military action against other nations while on the road?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 27, 2006, 07:35:26 PM
Some drivers really deserved to get mortared.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on June 27, 2006, 09:12:57 PM
A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident)

I don't come to this thread often but now Iwill never, ever come to useless videos again, just in case.  I have no idea what possessed you to post this but I have not been able to get it out of my mind since I first saw it, yesterday.  I couldn't even sleep last night.  That was just horrible, horrible, horrible.  I hope that man was dead before he was thrown from that car, I hate thinking he might have been aware of any of it.  There was no reason for that video and I can't think of any reason you'd want us to see it.   :cry:  I wish there had been a warning.
I am really glad I happened to catch the posts following it before clicking.  That would have made me seriously unhappy to watch.  I'm sorry you did. :(


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: kaid on June 28, 2006, 12:17:57 PM
Here is a video that will hopefully help balance things back towards the light hearted and or amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NaJOrtgV1A&search=no%20pinch


kaid


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on June 28, 2006, 01:09:03 PM
Here is a video that will hopefully help balance things back towards the light hearted and or amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NaJOrtgV1A&search=no%20pinch


kaid
I don't know why but I really, really liked that ad.  It was so laid back and mildly quirky.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on June 28, 2006, 01:19:59 PM
I tend to hate advertising, but I really liked the "No Pinch" commercial. I've seen it a few times on tv.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: kaid on June 28, 2006, 03:17:35 PM
I have never seen it on TV in this area but I do like it. Its laid back and funny but its not brash or in your face at all about it.

just a leetle pinch?

kaid


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: tazelbain on June 28, 2006, 04:52:30 PM
I have seen that commercial many times before today, and I couldn't remember the name of the car until I saw it again.  Doesn't seem effective even if it is fun.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on June 30, 2006, 12:50:12 AM
My favorite current commercial is the recent Jaguar one (http://www.jaguar.com/Microsites/USJan06/xklaunch768k.html?route=_us_en_company_Advertising_television@) that uses "I Turn My Camera On" by Spoon. Because I like the song. Why wasn't I informed that they were making fine music in Austin, TX?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 30, 2006, 09:24:27 AM
I'm definately a fan of the new XK. It has a little bit of Aston Martin in it....though that's probably because one of the designers is from Aston Martin if I remember correctly.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Viin on June 30, 2006, 11:20:35 AM
I've always liked Jaguar's, but now that they are owned by Ford I'm less excited about them. But then, I haven't sat in a newer model lately, maybe they kick ass?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on June 30, 2006, 11:33:09 AM
Why wasn't I informed that they were making fine music in Austin, TX?
Austin probably has the best music scene in Texas (and a lot of other states).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 30, 2006, 11:33:56 AM
As far as I know, the smaller shops that are now owned by Ford still have a good degree of autonomy. Though, the influence of Ford is clear, at least in regards to Jaguar, when you look at their base-line model, which is/was based off of the damn Taurus - and it was ugly too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on June 30, 2006, 02:02:52 PM
The Brave Little Reporter (http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2772.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on June 30, 2006, 02:44:38 PM
Why wasn't I informed that they were making fine music in Austin, TX?
Austin probably has the best music scene in Texas (and a lot of other states).

So I hear, but other than The 13th Floor Elevators and Stevie Ray Vaughn (and they were a while back), I'd be hard pressed to name any others from Austin. Lots of non-native music gets attracted to the allegedly great club scene there though. I can name more bands that I know that are from Houston. Possibly even Dallas. Well, maybe not Dallas.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on July 01, 2006, 12:02:34 AM
A truly useless video of drunk Scottish emo teens getting in some sort of brawl... wait for it... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_kgG5fEcQ6s&search=edinburgh)

JAPANESE BASEBALL FIGHTS vol.01 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FnPrfZvyIMc&search=baseball%20fight)

Chewy gives birth (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7Ag9hbeZ4Mk&search=puppy%20birth)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on July 01, 2006, 12:45:14 AM
On the topic of commericals, here is one I like:

http://www.tabasco.com/arts_pavilion/tv_ads/tabasco_mosquito_ad.cfm


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on July 01, 2006, 11:01:40 AM
On the topic of commericals, here is one I like:

http://www.tabasco.com/arts_pavilion/tv_ads/tabasco_mosquito_ad.cfm

Yeah I remember that one... if only that tricked worked!  The mosquitos are so fucking awful here.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 01, 2006, 11:18:40 AM
The Brave Little Reporter (http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2772.html)

Here's why that is awesome. The newspaper guy deserved to get smacked and that Al dude was just way too cool for the situation.

"Where have you been?"

"I was at Jack in the box having a sprite."

Awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on July 01, 2006, 05:59:22 PM
A truly useless video of drunk Scottish emo teens getting in some sort of brawl... wait for it... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_kgG5fEcQ6s&search=edinburgh)


I'm so glad I waited.  I was thinking 'wtf it's just a lot of noise and very little else,' and then, it happened.  Ah what a good laugh at the running and the terror.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Viin on July 04, 2006, 11:56:52 AM
A truly useless video of drunk Scottish emo teens getting in some sort of brawl... wait for it... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_kgG5fEcQ6s&search=edinburgh)

Girls are funny when there's fighting - as if they are immune and somehow can prevent fighting by screeching. That probably hurt.  :evil:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on July 05, 2006, 10:05:51 AM
Just another dance video...   :hello_kitty_2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XQEr_SX-EU


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Paelos on July 05, 2006, 11:09:57 AM
David Hasselhoff picking up chicks in KITT in a music video (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18352)

It might make your head explode.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 05, 2006, 02:39:50 PM
THE funniest who's line, ever:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LwQnlZIAfg4&search=Funniest%20Line%20ever


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on July 05, 2006, 02:49:19 PM
THE funniest who's line, ever:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LwQnlZIAfg4&search=Funniest%20Line%20ever

Richard Simmons gives me the willies (he is just far too HAPPY, all the damned time!), but that was fucking awesome. Watching Drew react was probably my favorite bit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on July 05, 2006, 10:56:59 PM
I hurt after watching that. Colin's ability to keep a straight face throughout was amazing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Krakrok on July 05, 2006, 11:38:39 PM
No. When you're scrolling down it's still under the fold when you click the video. Lucky for me I recognized the &q=accident and killed the video 2 seconds into it because I could tell things were going to go bad real quick.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on July 06, 2006, 06:56:20 AM
TMNT 1 Review by the Angry Nintendo Nerd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg)

Audio is NSFW


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 06, 2006, 07:04:16 AM
TMNT 1 Review by the Angry Nintendo Nerd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg)

Audio is NSFW

Wow, that wasn't very good until he said "Stupid Banana Ringcoat-Wearing Bitch."

That.

That was money.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 06, 2006, 07:08:23 AM
That's exactly what I was about to post.  DAMN YOU.


Though "What a Shit-Load of Fuck" is a memorable one too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on July 06, 2006, 07:08:49 AM
I was rolling on the floor by the time he was trying to get the pizza and to move over the gap.

Ironwood - heh. I have less work than you  /flex


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 06, 2006, 07:11:48 AM
Wow. The end is impressive. He just gave Haemish a run for his money.

"Shredders my ass and Splinters my balls."

That's sig worthy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 06, 2006, 07:36:35 AM
I was rolling on the floor by the time he was trying to get the pizza and to move over the gap.

Ironwood - heh. I have less work than you  /flex


Sorry, mate, I was talking to Schild.  I loved the Banana-Coat quote too.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 06, 2006, 07:46:21 AM
Watching/listening to him try to get that one pizza, or get across the gap...Laughing this hard hurts in the morning.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 06, 2006, 08:18:45 AM
What he says is valid tho.  Why the hell did the designers put that Pizza there at the spikes, except to torment dumbasses ?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 06, 2006, 08:47:02 AM
God I LOVED that game. It was a challenge. God, I remmeber that "jump". and that pizza.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on July 06, 2006, 08:48:15 AM
He's right about Castlevania 2, too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on July 06, 2006, 10:18:43 AM
Edit: post was removed, problem fixed.. in this thread.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 06, 2006, 10:20:08 AM
Oh fuck, it's a worse one.  I'm at WORK HERE.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 07, 2006, 07:43:48 AM
OK, I just watched the Angry Nerd reviewing Roger Rabbit.  That's even funnier.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 12, 2006, 03:21:45 PM
Weird Al Pwns Eminem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJnVQ-uBxIM)

Edit: a few more:
Avril Lavigne (http://youtube.com/watch?v=YRsBRMbGQjg)
Britney Spears / Justin Timberlake  (http://youtube.com/watch?v=vEpaNsR5nok)
Celine Dion (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8BsDVUP5x7M)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 13, 2006, 08:25:55 AM
THE funniest who's line, ever:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LwQnlZIAfg4&search=Funniest%20Line%20ever
I happened to see that one live. I was alone, but I felt like calling people up because it was such a total trainwreck. I also wanted witnesses because I thought I might be having a flashback or something. It was friggin' hilarious.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 13, 2006, 03:13:42 PM
I loved how Greg Proops and Carey were just dying the whole time. People were practically rolling out of their seats laughing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on July 13, 2006, 04:13:04 PM
For those who like guitar players...  thought this guy is pretty darn good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbndgwfG22k&search=erik%20mongrain


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 13, 2006, 05:49:07 PM
That is just weird, hearing those sounds come from a guitar. Sounds almost like a midi.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on July 13, 2006, 07:05:58 PM
Very cool. Didn't surprise me to read that Hedges was his primary inspiration.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 14, 2006, 08:45:56 AM
For those who like guitar players...  thought this guy is pretty darn good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbndgwfG22k&search=erik%20mongrain
That's a great style. Didn't really care for the music but the technique is monstrous!

Reminded me of something I saw years ago...YouTube is teh shizzle: Stanley Jordan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzxZ6ZzuH8w&search=stanley%20jordan) on Letterman in 1987. Again, great technique but I don't care for the music.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 14, 2006, 09:22:19 AM
That sounds like it came straight out of Streets of Rage or something.  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 14, 2006, 09:47:27 AM
Goddammit I hate when you pancakers link to CrackTube.

Jordan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8A_IP5YB2g&mode=related&search=stanley%20jordan) doing Stairway to Heaven on two guitars. The bassist is totally sick on this one.

I've got this one on DVD, it's maybe my favoritist song and a great loose version of it: Zep doing Since I've Been Loving You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uNQ1KcTarA&mode=related&search=led%20zeppelin).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sarius on July 14, 2006, 09:58:44 AM
For those who like guitar players...  thought this guy is pretty darn good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbndgwfG22k&search=erik%20mongrain

Felt like being in Kentucky again watching a really BIG dulcimer!  I'll have to look up more on this guy.  Thanks!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: kaid on July 14, 2006, 03:09:10 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8000409016826512649

This is pretty neat to watch.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on July 15, 2006, 12:48:01 AM
Reminded me of something I saw years ago...YouTube is teh shizzle: Stanley Jordan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzxZ6ZzuH8w&search=stanley%20jordan) on Letterman in 1987. Again, great technique but I don't care for the music.
Stanley Jordan came to one of my high school's career days (he's an alumni) when I was there and played for everybody, or at least everybody that could squeeze into the band room :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 15, 2006, 01:21:00 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8000409016826512649

This is pretty neat to watch.

That totally ruled.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on July 15, 2006, 06:49:39 AM
Germans.  Only slightly less crazy than the Japanese.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 15, 2006, 11:12:21 AM
Germans.  Only slightly less crazy than the Japanese.

Uhm, they aren't german. Scandinavians of some sort is my guess.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on July 15, 2006, 02:49:54 PM
Germans.  Only slightly less crazy than the Japanese.

Uhm, they aren't german. Scandinavians of some sort is my guess.

There's a difference?  Whoa.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on July 15, 2006, 04:35:32 PM
That guy was terrible at TMNT.

The game was hard but it wasn't that hard. That guy just sucked.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on July 15, 2006, 09:42:57 PM
Augmented Reality: Star Wars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEHbg5ltr-Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15jSYVflCb4


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on July 16, 2006, 01:25:33 AM
That guy was terrible at TMNT.

The game was hard but it wasn't that hard. That guy just sucked.

Seriously.  Took me no time to figure out I could walk across that jump.

Plus, I remember you could, after a few tries, jump up there from the bottom and avoid the entire mess.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Wolf on July 16, 2006, 03:08:52 PM
So I was trying to get a friend to watch Crossing the Bridge - The Sound of Istanbul (awesome movie btw, see it), but she was very skeptic. So I found this on youtube (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XAKBo8L2tow&search=ceza%20holocaust). I think it's safe to say she went to see it afterwards :P


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sairon on July 16, 2006, 06:01:50 PM
Germans.  Only slightly less crazy than the Japanese.

Uhm, they aren't german. Scandinavians of some sort is my guess.

Actually they are Swedish.  :-)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on July 17, 2006, 03:49:20 AM
Link (http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=0B6259AB-8386-45C9-B5C2-6245BD2C80DF&t=c156&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_viralvideos)  (apologies, it's on MSN video)

 :hello_kitty: :hello_kitty:



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on July 17, 2006, 07:20:53 AM
Media player 10? Ew, never.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on July 17, 2006, 07:21:25 AM
It's worth it.

Besides, if you're running Windows, why not have it?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 17, 2006, 08:45:45 PM
Media player 10 isn't the problem, it's the fact that they want me to install IE6 that's annoying.

Sorry, don't feel like opening IE just to see some video.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 17, 2006, 08:49:20 PM
YEA, I KNOW, IE IS THE DEVIL. IT STEALS BABIES.

Meh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on July 17, 2006, 10:09:56 PM
It's worth it.

Besides, if you're running Windows, why not have it?
When it's riddled with DRM and Certificate crap, it's not worth it. I've had some legitimate videos not work because of WMP10. It's not worth it really.. especially for something posted in here.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 18, 2006, 12:16:34 AM
Man, I never have any of these problems people bitch and moan about. It's like I'm in the magic land where things work as advertised. NIX, INSTALL WMP10, YOU'RE GOING TO NEXT YEAR ANYWAY.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on July 18, 2006, 04:38:04 AM
Damn, you people are freakier than a two headed cat.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 18, 2006, 05:43:32 AM
Didn't one of them just get born.  Think it was posted on Fark.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on July 18, 2006, 06:00:18 AM
Heh, that's what the video I posted was about.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on July 19, 2006, 07:04:41 AM
Man, I never have any of these problems people bitch and moan about. It's like I'm in the magic land where things work as advertised. NIX, INSTALL WMP10, YOU'RE GOING TO NEXT YEAR ANYWAY.
YEAH, NO! THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN. I WILL SEND A FRUIT BASKET FOR YOUR TROUBLES.

Caps are fun!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on July 19, 2006, 07:10:10 AM
ALRIGHT. NIX.

Meow meow meow meow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-dCU3bs0o&search=two%20headed%20cat)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 19, 2006, 07:53:20 AM
 :cry:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 19, 2006, 08:57:51 AM
Sad kitty :(


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 19, 2006, 11:00:23 AM
Ok, enough sad stuff! I found this ancient gem the other day. If this doesn't cheer one up, nothing will.

Sesame Street Martians!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKX0RN19zc0&search=sesame%20street


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 19, 2006, 03:21:41 PM
Chad Vader (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0)
Manah-manah! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb_gK4_Yink&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on July 19, 2006, 06:05:53 PM
ALRIGHT. NIX.

Meow meow meow meow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-dCU3bs0o&search=two%20headed%20cat)

Good to hear at the end that the cat's doing okay.  My first thought, of course, was of my favorite fictional kitty:
(http://www.innocence.com/transmet/images/cat.gif)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 20, 2006, 05:30:55 PM
I now present to you... Pug Bowling! (http://gorillamask.net/pugbowling.shtml)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on July 20, 2006, 07:57:47 PM
Animal Crossing... The Movie? (http://www.doubutsunomori-movie.jp/tokuhou/index.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on July 20, 2006, 09:41:37 PM
Good to hear at the end that the cat's doing okay.  My first thought, of course, was of my favorite fictional kitty:

Folks, I've got some bad news.

Quote
Owner running out of hope for missing two-faced male kitten
Grove City woman thinks likelihood of survival is slim
By Jeb Phillips
The Columbus Dispatch
Thursday, July 20, 2006 12:27 AM

The two-faced kitten of Grove City is still missing, and its owner has decided this won't end well.

The kitten disappeared on Friday, two days after it was born. It meowed simultaneously out of both mouths. The owner's son had named it Tiger, though that hadn't quite stuck before the kitten vanished.

The owner, Michelle Hickman, has developed a few theories about what might have happened, and none of them is pretty.

Her first theory is that the kitten's mother, Hannah, ate him. Hickman has tried to test that theory — she felt Hannah's tummy, and there wasn't any kind of bump. Hannah didn't have much of an appetite for days after she gave birth, so Hickman thinks it's unlikely that she would eat the kitten.

The second theory is that Hannah dragged Tiger outside and left him there. Again, Hickman has thought this through. Hannah doesn't have easy access to the outdoors, and surely if someone had let Hannah out, that person would have noticed the cat towing a two-faced kitten.

The third theory, and this is the one that Hickman likes best, is that someone stole Tiger. People from the neighborhood started knocking on Hickman's door as soon as they heard about the birth. The kitten was on television and in the Dispatch. Tiger and his two brothers were in a box in the living room — anyone who walked inside would have seen that.

Hickman had left a door unlocked not long before her husband noticed Tiger was gone. Their Chihuahua, Pepe, didn't bark at any intruders, but Pepe is a deep sleeper.

"You wouldn't believe how loud he snores," Hickman said.

Hickman hasn't filed a police report because she didn't want to get in trouble for filing a false one if Tiger turned up.

No matter the theory, Hickman thinks Tiger might be dead already.

He was having trouble eating in his first two days. He couldn't latch onto his mother, so Hickman bottle-fed him. But he still didn't seem to be getting enough milk, she said.

Dr. Gale Kerr, a veterinarian at Broadway Veterinary Hospital in Grove City, who did not know of Tiger until yesterday, said that the kitten probably died, unless someone took him.

Of Hickman's theories, Kerr said it was most likely that Hannah dragged Tiger away. Mother cats — mothers in lots of species — refuse to feed their progeny if they're sickly or deformed, she said. They'll shoo a kitten away from the litter to give the stronger kittens a better chance of survival. A kitten can't live very long without food.

Hannah probably didn't eat Tiger, Kerr said. She said she's heard stories of cats doing that but didn't know of one firsthand.

And even if someone took Tiger, he needs medical attention. A kitten with external deformities is more prone to internal problems than a normal-looking kitten, Kerr said.

There's not a single hopeful theory from Kerr or Hickman. But Hickman's family is still looking around the house for Tiger, just in case.

http://www.columbusdispatch.com/news-story.php?story=199951


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WindiaN on July 21, 2006, 12:27:53 AM
don't know if this has been posted but...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1779511147729523919&q=weapon+of+choice
just in case you don't get it, they are having a contest for who can mash the most grapes


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 21, 2006, 12:37:04 AM
You might be about 2 years late, but thanks for playing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 21, 2006, 07:31:23 AM
don't know if this has been posted but...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1779511147729523919&q=weapon+of+choice
just in case you don't get it, they are having a contest for who can mash the most grapes

Is there some sort of gag here? Am I missing something?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WindiaN on July 21, 2006, 08:57:28 AM
don't know if this has been posted but...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1779511147729523919&q=weapon+of+choice
just in case you don't get it, they are having a contest for who can mash the most grapes

Is there some sort of gag here? Am I missing something?
and by that i mean, i posted the wrong link... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbOZE-WnHYM&search=making%20wine

killself in console :/

EDIT: that weapon of choice video is awesome though, one of the best music videos ever along with sabotage by the beastie boys


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on July 21, 2006, 11:15:05 AM
Here is a cute cat story (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060721/ap_on_re_us/feline_felon_4) to counter that awful one.

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060720/capt.41389ac116e74b9691a90dbca52e615c.aptopix_feline_felon_nyjj101.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on July 21, 2006, 11:36:34 AM
As Boys Grow (http://www.archive.org/stream/AsBoysGr1957/AsBoysGr1957_256kb.mp4)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on July 21, 2006, 11:37:43 AM
With all of the giant 3 foot long cock PM's going around, I dare not click that link.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on July 23, 2006, 04:50:59 AM
Warning: Don't watch if you don't like accidents (it's not like the other one but just in case)

Nice landing (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3611311580944102625).

Spoiler:
Good thing for him he was hit by a toy car.

Edit: added warning


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on July 23, 2006, 02:34:41 PM
Dream a dream:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ)

Can't stop watching it...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on July 23, 2006, 06:27:48 PM
Dream a dream:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ)

Can't stop watching it...
Alright now I have that stupid Captain Jack song in my head. Curse you!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 23, 2006, 06:39:25 PM
Dream a dream:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ)

Can't stop watching it...

Awesome. Also, the girl has a bunch of YTMNDs that are also funny. Mostly.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 23, 2006, 07:59:39 PM
What is lazytown and who is the pink haired chick? I saw the YTMNDs and didn't get it...

Captain Jack is dead?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 23, 2006, 08:23:19 PM
It's from a Children's show out of Iceland, I believe. Lazytown


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on July 23, 2006, 09:11:03 PM
Here. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4635233826986620052)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 23, 2006, 09:13:18 PM
I always wonder what such child actors think of all the comedy stuff going around the internet that's about them....


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 24, 2006, 08:21:43 AM
Here. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4635233826986620052)
Oh. My. God.

INSULIN... need... <hurk!>

How old is she anyway? 10? 14? She looked older in the pirates thing.

It seems like a fun kids show.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on July 24, 2006, 08:47:38 AM
I think she's 14.  The pedophiles on ytmnd scare me.  Either that, or they're just 14 year old boys.  I'd like to think it's the latter.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on July 24, 2006, 09:32:16 AM
I think she's 14.  The pedophiles on ytmnd scare me.  Either that, or they're just 14 year old boys.  I'd like to think it's the latter.

Yes, my reaction to the first video was "wtf?!! these 'awesome, can't stop watching it' people are paedophiles".

Here is an interview with Julianna Rose Mauriello (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5cfXEL5yxg&NR). And her Wikipedia entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianna_Rose_Mauriello).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on July 24, 2006, 11:16:45 AM
Here. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4635233826986620052)
Oh. My. God.

INSULIN... need... <hurk!>

How old is she anyway? 10? 14? She looked older in the pirates thing.

It seems like a fun kids show.

My sister's kids watch the show. It's... interesting. Like H.R. Puffenstuff except with exercise instead of drugs. In short, it's fucked up, but in a different fucked up way from say The Teletubbies.

Also, I think it's French. The actor who plays the main character Spartacus is French I think.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on July 24, 2006, 11:31:20 AM
I liked it for the pirates, not the little girl.  :cry:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 24, 2006, 11:49:31 AM
Interview is aired in French (subs). The girl is from the US. The show is out of Iceland.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 24, 2006, 11:54:16 AM
And Kid Cincinatti fought out of Minneapolis.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on July 24, 2006, 06:55:12 PM
And Kid Cincinatti fought out of Minneapolis.

Hells yeah!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on July 26, 2006, 11:20:53 AM
Dream a dream:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ)

Can't stop watching it...




In honor of LazyTown I uploaded my Pink moment hair style, picture of me as my avatar! Having friends who are hair-stylest can be fun sometimes.  I went out to a club that night, with my pink hair. I was expressing myself.. Le art, yes?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on July 26, 2006, 11:36:39 AM
Having friends who are hair-stylest can be fun sometimes.

ooh hook me up!  do you live in Austin?  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on July 26, 2006, 11:49:05 AM
Having friends who are hair-stylest can be fun sometimes.

ooh hook me up!  do you live in Austin?  :-D

 No, sorry. I live in Nashville, Tenn, and currently in the proccess of moving to South Florida.   :-)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on July 26, 2006, 11:54:16 AM
Jeebus. After the past week of miserable heat here, I can't imagine Florida this time of year. Hurricanes- Mother Nature's air conditioners!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on July 26, 2006, 01:50:15 PM
Really, the scariest thing about Lazy Town is that Magnus Scherving developed, writes, directs, produces, and stars in it.  He might even be married to it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on July 26, 2006, 07:42:07 PM
Jeebus. After the past week of miserable heat here, I can't imagine Florida this time of year. Hurricanes- Mother Nature's air conditioners!

I live in Tampa and run every day at lunch.  It's hot.

It aint mid-east or Africa hot, but it's pretty damned hot.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 27, 2006, 03:16:54 AM
Dream a dream:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ)

Can't stop watching it...




In honor of LazyTown I uploaded my Pink moment hair style, picture of me as my avatar! Having friends who are hair-stylest can be fun sometimes.  I went out to a club that night, with my pink hair. I was expressing myself.. Le art, yes?

Those are some nice facial features.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 27, 2006, 03:57:23 AM
pink

Are you going to have pink hair at AGC?

Edit: For some reason I am under the impression that you still do something for some website about some game.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 27, 2006, 08:51:23 AM
Wow, Issele, you're beautiful. Thank your parents. Good job melding those genetic lines.

The pink hair rocks, too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 27, 2006, 08:56:06 AM
Wow, Issele, you're beautiful.

When I wrote that down it came off creepy.  Sounds right from you tho.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on July 27, 2006, 10:54:13 AM
And so begins the geek drooling.

Way to go, Iss.  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 27, 2006, 10:55:22 AM
Hmmm, assuming that we are, in fact, who we've always said we are, I hardly think you can put Sky and I in that category.

:(



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 27, 2006, 11:06:54 AM
Wow, Issele, you're beautiful.

When I wrote that down it came off creepy.  Sounds right from you tho.

It's all in the avatar, Ironwood.  Coming from Zod, it's creepy.  From Jin, it's not so creepy.   :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 27, 2006, 11:10:53 AM
Possibly.  I can't imagine General Zod ever telling someone that tho.  I would imagine that the closest chat up line he could manage is 'KNEEL BEFORE ZOD'.


 :|


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 27, 2006, 11:16:03 AM
Possibly.  I can't imagine General Zod ever telling someone that tho.  I would imagine that the closest chat up line he could manage is 'KNEEL BEFORE ZOD'.


 :|


Depends on what you are trying to chat them up to do.

Then it could work like a charm.   :evil:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 27, 2006, 11:18:29 AM
I hesitated to write that because I didn't want to come off as internet dorky, but hey. She is, and my policy in life is to give people compliments when I think them. Don't worry, Iss, I'm in a stable relationship with a women I intend on marrying. :)

She doesn't have pink hair, though... :(

I used to be sexy when I was young, now I'm just a crazy viking mountain man. It's a Zakk thing.

From this:
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h246/ametalhead/zakk_wylde2.jpg)

to this:
(http://www.alvarezgtr.com/images/artists/zakk_wylde.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on July 27, 2006, 11:20:49 AM
Yeah she is gorgeous, I'll give you that.  but it's the funky striped shirt that does it for me.

edit: I need to add a  :wink: so people know I'm just being silly.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on July 27, 2006, 11:35:57 AM
MY EYES! 80s hair bands are primarily responsible for the gaping hole in the ozone layer. Oceans of hairspray ftl.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 27, 2006, 11:40:17 AM
Actually, Sky, I think I'd prefer the crazy Viking mountain man type over someone who uses more hairspray in one day than I've used in my entire life (naturally curly hair FTW/FTL, depending on my state of mind and the relative humidity  :| ).  He certainly looks more interesting in the second pic, that's for sure.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 27, 2006, 03:53:51 PM
Hey, it was the 80s. We were all too coked up and stoned to know any better :)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 27, 2006, 04:05:18 PM
A/S/L?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on July 27, 2006, 10:55:59 PM
Here. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4635233826986620052)

I Love (http://www.nowcake.com/mod.php?sid=cakes) cake!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on July 28, 2006, 04:16:27 PM
No idea if this has been posted yet. Singing Hoff (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836) and some, uh.. women of questionable repute.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: squirrel on July 28, 2006, 05:36:09 PM
And so begins the geek drooling.

Way to go, Iss.  :-D

It had to happen. There was another thread where it almost spilled out but we got derailed.

But I digress, my real question was: I thought were no women on teh intarweb? Some summabitch gonna pay for that lie!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on July 28, 2006, 08:04:33 PM
And so begins the geek drooling.

Way to go, Iss.  :-D

It had to happen. There was another thread where it almost spilled out but we got derailed.

But I digress, my real question was: I thought were no women on teh intarweb? Some summabitch gonna pay for that lie!

We are few and far between, but we don't all use RL pix of ourselves as avatars. Decorum and whatnot.

Edit: and no, a picture of my tattoo doesn't count!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 28, 2006, 08:56:36 PM
Remember that myspace link you threw up about a year ago?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on July 28, 2006, 09:42:21 PM
Remember that myspace link you threw up about a year ago?
It would be awesome if she literally threw it up. Disgusting, but awesome!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on July 28, 2006, 10:05:05 PM
Remember that myspace link you threw up about a year ago?

dammit I knew someone would remember. that's different - I was whoring for myspace friends, and now Nix, Cheddar, Yegolev and SuperPopTart are my myspace friends so FACE. Besides, a link isn't an avatar, you big palooka.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on July 28, 2006, 10:16:08 PM
He's just jealous cause I denied him MyFriend.. friend.. status. Straz and I are on a break.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on July 29, 2006, 02:56:53 AM
My spawn watches Lazytown occasionally although it gives me a headache. He doesn't like it as much as Wonderpets though.

This is sewious!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on July 29, 2006, 01:57:05 PM
Shakira!

 I love the duct tape on the guys towel:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731&q=label%3Ashakira+spoof


There was a news story about these guys yesterday. They are high schoolers from Oregon doing a school project. The video has garnered over 4 million hits in a very short period of time. It even broke the European access link at one point with people trying to watch it. They got an A+ for the school project.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 29, 2006, 07:08:23 PM
I think they broke the weigt allowance of my monitor. Eek.

He's just jealous cause I denied him MyFriend.. friend.. status. Straz and I are on a break.

Liez. Myspace (and all other similar things) are for SUCKAHS! "Zomg, I'm an attention whore, be my friend!"

Stop trying to get a new car and come back to Eve...or something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 30, 2006, 06:32:32 AM
Shakira!

 I love the duct tape on the guys towel:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731&q=label%3Ashakira+spoof


There was a news story about these guys yesterday. They are high schoolers from Oregon doing a school project. The video has garnered over 4 million hits in a very short period of time. It even broke the European access link at one point with people trying to watch it. They got an A+ for the school project.

The fat guy was good stuff. So was whitey with the rifle holstered in the front of his pants.

Still not as good as the asian backstreet boys thing. :P


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on July 30, 2006, 09:13:10 PM
Stop trying to get a new car and come back to Eve...or something.
I knew you'd want me back :P All the numbers in EvE confuse me. I couldn't setup a ship for shit. Do it for me?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 30, 2006, 09:33:05 PM
Sure, gimme the account info. I could use a bot =)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on July 31, 2006, 12:20:16 AM
I'll not pay for your addictions! Cracka!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 31, 2006, 11:28:48 AM
Japanese shows rule: http://www.youtube.com/profile_video_blog?id=815BC628F90011DD

That is all.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on July 31, 2006, 03:16:20 PM
I believe American parents would have someone arrested who did that around kids.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on July 31, 2006, 03:24:11 PM
In honor of LazyTown I uploaded my Pink moment hair style, picture of me as my avatar! Having friends who are hair-stylest can be fun sometimes.  I went out to a club that night, with my pink hair. I was expressing myself.. Le art, yes?
I like the pink hair.  I've never been brave enough to color mine.
No idea if this has been posted yet. Singing Hoff (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836) and some, uh.. women of questionable repute.
It was campy enough to be amusing.  I can't believe you made me watch a Hasslehoff video, though.  I'll have to hold this against you.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 31, 2006, 03:25:35 PM
I believe American parents would have someone arrested who did that around kids.

And that is why Japanese TV shows rule.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: kaid on July 31, 2006, 04:00:42 PM
I believe American parents would have someone arrested who did that around kids.

Arrested hehe try shot and or lynched hehe but it was pretty amusing in an omg those crazy japanese sort of way.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 01, 2006, 05:55:58 PM
I was surprised the Japanese parents would even let HG talk to their kids, hip-thursting and all...though I suppose that might be because they know who he is, and see the camara, etc.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on August 01, 2006, 06:46:55 PM
I think in Japan homosexuality is seen as cute and hilarious (and whaddabout manga) instead of pedophilia-driven, as it is here in the good ol' Yoo-Ess-Ay.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 01, 2006, 06:58:06 PM
I've never personally met anyone who thought it was pedo-driven.

Then again, I haven't been out of the NE too much.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on August 01, 2006, 10:29:55 PM
It's not uncommon to associate the two here in the South.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on August 01, 2006, 11:03:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSK6F9SkvHE


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on August 01, 2006, 11:52:26 PM
I pinch.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on August 02, 2006, 02:34:53 AM
That's not safe for civilization.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on August 02, 2006, 11:55:42 PM
Don't think lowly of hard gay! He's so funny :( Especially the episode where he tries to get them to make a game out of him. Which he successfully did.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on August 03, 2006, 02:45:09 AM
I was talking about Lobster Claws. F13.House has been addicted to Hardgay for just under a year.

You should see his YMCA video. AWESOME.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on August 03, 2006, 01:13:14 PM
Liez. Myspace (and all other similar things) are for SUCKAHS! "Zomg, I'm an attention whore, be my friend!"

Well, you just talked yourself out of a myspace invite.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 03, 2006, 01:32:06 PM
I see the people on myspace every day.

I weep.

Myspace quote of the day overheard today as I passed the computer cluster: "Nigga, no fuckin' way you sixteen." "No shit, motherfucker. I lied and shit." (white suburban kids)

Of course, the actual minorities were buying cds from our sale yesterday and discussing (in front of us at the cash box) how they were going to return them to walmart for cash.

I weep for humanity.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on August 03, 2006, 02:21:01 PM
Only somewhat useless, but this is the YouTube thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9NoP2QLeTo


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 03, 2006, 02:22:50 PM
Mechalicious (http://youtube.com/watch?v=oVwbUljGs3g)

Only somewhat useless, but this is the YouTube thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9NoP2QLeTo
Err...huh?
(http://static.flickr.com/78/205903319_2c0768bee4.jpg?v=0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on August 03, 2006, 02:35:19 PM
I don't know, honestly.

Solid Snake is hiding in a cardboard box!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on August 03, 2006, 03:00:19 PM
Maybe the Nintendogs will be used as some form of special power.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 03, 2006, 03:27:38 PM
Solid Snake is one of the dumbest names evar.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on August 03, 2006, 04:01:02 PM
I left a "solid snake" in a public place last week.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on August 03, 2006, 04:07:12 PM
I ate some bad pasta and left the evil twin brother "liquid snake" in my work bathroom.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 04, 2006, 09:02:31 AM
Maybe it was Rost In Transration.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on August 04, 2006, 07:07:54 PM
Maybe it was Rost In Transration.
wong tlead.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on August 04, 2006, 07:36:25 PM
Not sure why but I thought this was funny:

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 05, 2006, 12:43:56 PM
Fast Food Rockers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?mode=related&search=&v=MGayqBinatw).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on August 05, 2006, 01:10:53 PM
Fast Food Rockers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?mode=related&search=&v=MGayqBinatw).


In 2003 when I was living in the UK, radio stations actually had that song on their playlist.  Thank you fuck you for giving me flashbacks!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on August 06, 2006, 12:23:42 AM
Far from useless IMHO, but a video nonetheless...

http://www.videogamepianist.com/videos/2.wmv

Check out the rest of the website as well.  :-)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on August 07, 2006, 11:44:55 AM
This isn't hilarious or anything, and I look like death warmed over (I worked 80.75 hours last week), but this is where I worked for the last ten days (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUTzfxLHI8w).

Next time I shoot video in the field, I'll stage an animal attack or something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on August 07, 2006, 12:14:06 PM
You are orienteering for a living? Or is there a "here comes the science part" follow-up?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on August 07, 2006, 12:27:06 PM
Wow, that felt a lot like Blair Witch 3: The Piney Highlands.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on August 07, 2006, 12:46:50 PM
You are orienteering for a living? Or is there a "here comes the science part" follow-up?

The science comes when we find a seep or a spring or intermittent stream, or rare plants. Mostly just hiking though. The orange flags weren't always there, either, and we were going on an aerial photo and compass.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 07, 2006, 02:26:11 PM
I would post a video of me at the office, but it would be me sitting here typing, maybe tapping my foot to some Buddy Guy.

In other words, you ain't got it so bad, VL. Your day at the office is what I do for fun on the weekends :)

I also think we have entirely too many good looking people here at f13. We're throwing off the internet curve, yo.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on August 07, 2006, 03:16:48 PM
I could ugly myself up, if you like.  Stop showering, etc.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 07, 2006, 04:11:26 PM
I would post a video of me at the office, but it would be me sitting here typing, maybe tapping my foot to some Buddy Guy.

In other words, you ain't got it so bad, VL. Your day at the office is what I do for fun on the weekends :)

I also think we have entirely too many good looking people here at f13. We're throwing off the internet curve, yo.

Don't worry, I will keep doing yeoman's work keeping the curve alive. Someone has to balance out all you pretty people!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 07, 2006, 04:31:59 PM
I also think we have entirely too many good looking people here at f13. We're throwing off the internet curve, yo.

Because we don't already throw the curve off, just by the conversations we have here?

Also, I still don't understand what VDL actually...does. I mean, don't we already know what's out there in Oregon and Washington state?

"I don't have to go directly through the bushes if I can go around." O RLY?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on August 07, 2006, 06:48:28 PM
You are orienteering for a living? Or is there a "here comes the science part" follow-up?

The science comes when we find a seep or a spring or intermittent stream, or rare plants. Mostly just hiking though. The orange flags weren't always there, either, and we were going on an aerial photo and compass.

Your avatar and job combination have me confused, if you saw a turtle running (work with me here) at you would you:

A) Jump on it just hard enough to flip it over and kick it into it's rabid turtle friends knocking them all helter skelter?

B) Study it in attempt to determine exactly what species of turtle you have encountered and how best to preserve it's habitat?

C) Have sex with it?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 07, 2006, 07:55:11 PM
She totally didn't give any shout-outs in her video. I was dissappointed (not that I was expecting s specific one, just saying).

Also, not enough gangsta.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on August 07, 2006, 08:05:43 PM
You are orienteering for a living? Or is there a "here comes the science part" follow-up?

The science comes when we find a seep or a spring or intermittent stream, or rare plants. Mostly just hiking though. The orange flags weren't always there, either, and we were going on an aerial photo and compass.

Your avatar and job combination have me confused, if you saw a turtle running (work with me here) at you would you:

A) Jump on it just hard enough to flip it over and kick it into it's rabid turtle friends knocking them all helter skelter?

B) Study it in attempt to determine exactly what species of turtle you have encountered and how best to preserve it's habitat?

C) Have sex with it?

You're presupposing she can't do all 3


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on August 07, 2006, 08:23:54 PM
The definitive useless piece of video.  You have been warned.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on August 07, 2006, 09:08:34 PM
Where do I sign up for this job you have, VD? I'm pretty good at CTF. You seem to be good at it. Just need to start grabbing them and running.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on August 07, 2006, 09:25:09 PM
What is CTF?


"I don't have to go directly through the bushes if I can go around." O RLY?

The only reason that vid is 2 minutes long is cuz that's about how much of the hike didn't require two hands to push off bushes. I wear leather gloves/gauntlets in the field, too, and it's hard to manipulate the little buttons with those things on.

And yes, they're +1 gauntlets. I know someone's gonna ask.

Oh, Sauced told me what CTF stands for.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 07, 2006, 09:30:08 PM
The definitive useless piece of video.  You have been warned.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo

Someone should have shot her already....teh stoopid is strong with that one.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on August 07, 2006, 09:45:43 PM
Oh, Sauced told me what CTF stands for.
We should start a clan and video tape our games. AWESOME++!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on August 07, 2006, 09:53:26 PM
You are orienteering for a living? Or is there a "here comes the science part" follow-up?
The science comes when we find a seep or a spring or intermittent stream, or rare plants. Mostly just hiking though. The orange flags weren't always there, either, and we were going on an aerial photo and compass.
The part I'm confused about is why are you following the orange flags? If somebody already went through there putting the flags up couldn't they have scouted the area at the same time?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sairon on August 08, 2006, 10:48:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0) funny video making fun of hip hop.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 08, 2006, 11:43:39 AM
Heh, Dutch commercials are usually amusing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxy9BUTtLlk&NR) Sound NSFW.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on August 08, 2006, 12:30:18 PM

The part I'm confused about is why are you following the orange flags? If somebody already went through there putting the flags up couldn't they have scouted the area at the same time?


You can't trust a surveyor to do a biologist's job.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on August 08, 2006, 12:48:35 PM
Heh, Dutch commercials are usually amusing.<a/> Sound NSFW.
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxy9BUTtLlk&NR)

Wow, I haven't seen that since 1998... good find.  :-)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on August 08, 2006, 01:37:46 PM
The definitive useless piece of video.  You have been warned.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo

Hey, no bra.  Sweet.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 08, 2006, 02:12:00 PM
The definitive useless piece of video.  You have been warned.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo

And those two fucking idiots keep churning out kids. Just what the world needs.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on August 08, 2006, 02:31:41 PM
The definitive useless piece of video.  You have been warned.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo

I'm suddenly very pissed off.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 08, 2006, 02:35:11 PM
I can't listen to the audio for that here at work. So I agree with Yeg.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on August 08, 2006, 03:31:21 PM
Right.  Sky and I like to look at the positive side of things.  Focus on the positive, people.  Also: keep your computer muted.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sairon on August 10, 2006, 11:35:19 AM
http://www.snabbstart.com/film/b411988cf7 (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/b411988cf7) small clip of cabriolet vs granny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 10, 2006, 12:24:34 PM
That is fan-fucking-tastic.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sairon on August 10, 2006, 12:58:46 PM
http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b) NSFW but very funny  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 10, 2006, 01:00:06 PM
That is fan-fucking-tastic.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on August 10, 2006, 06:44:02 PM
Goonfleet assplodes a Ferox with Velators (EVE n00b ship):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1sgHzfSTA&NR


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: OcellotJenkins on August 10, 2006, 06:57:11 PM
The Portal - An original, amateur-made sci-fi series! (http://suttsteve.com/portal.htm)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 10, 2006, 07:05:15 PM
Goonfleet assplodes a Ferox with Velators (EVE n00b ship):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1sgHzfSTA&NR

Heh. As a warning, watch the video with no sound. The godawful music nearly made my ears bleed.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on August 11, 2006, 07:24:06 AM
Goonfleet assplodes a Ferox with Velators (EVE n00b ship):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1sgHzfSTA&NR

Heh. As a warning, watch the video with no sound. The godawful music nearly made my ears bleed.

lol, I can totally see that music becoming a fad on ytmnd.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sairon on August 11, 2006, 09:11:44 AM
It's a swedish song made by a group of girls, at the time being 8 and 11 year old. The lyrics are about a pink helicopter. This song was the plague a couple of years back and was pretty much the official LAN party song.

http://www.peaches.se/eng_index2.htm (http://www.peaches.se/eng_index2.htm)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on August 11, 2006, 10:27:33 AM
Goonfleet assplodes a Ferox with Velators (EVE n00b ship):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1sgHzfSTA&NR

Heh. As a warning, watch the video with no sound. The godawful music nearly made my ears bleed.

My large intestine just pulled out of my anus and tried to strangle me within five seconds of listening to that music. When did Alvin and the Chipmunks come out of the closet?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 11, 2006, 11:44:21 AM
I made it through the entire song. I am teh awesomes.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on August 11, 2006, 02:33:26 PM
That's just your gay gene.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on August 11, 2006, 05:05:51 PM
You sure? I thought the tastelessness gene was dominate in this case?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ookii on August 12, 2006, 04:09:05 PM
Had to share this one, bike messengers in NYC being, well, assholes (and tempting fate).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 12, 2006, 06:48:30 PM
Those guys are hardcore. Where are the parts where they get hit by people randomly changing lanes and shit? With no helmets...lol


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on August 12, 2006, 10:53:30 PM
Fearless.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: kaid on August 12, 2006, 11:33:32 PM
And people wonder why the traffic is such ass in NYC. If people just go gunning through every damn red light after a while you have to treat even green lights as redlights and traffic comes to a halt.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on August 13, 2006, 12:02:02 AM
Have we done powerisers (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7858141163978058734) yet? I was reminded of them, because the chap who posted the link to me also posted the bike nutters some time back.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 13, 2006, 10:21:25 AM
Had to share this one, bike messengers in NYC being, well, assholes (and tempting fate).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8)

Oh yeah.  7 minutes of bike messengers doing the same stuff I see everytime I walk from the train station to the office in downtown Chicago.  At least the majority of messengers around here have taken to wearing helmets.  Gotta give them sanity points for that much at least.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 13, 2006, 10:47:39 AM
That's simply amazing. That race's goal could have been "get to the end, alive"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on August 13, 2006, 11:45:49 AM
Have we done powerisers (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7858141163978058734) yet? I was reminded of them, because the chap who posted the link to me also posted the bike nutters some time back.
That kid has to either be dead or a paraplegic by now.

I remember some documentary about a bunch of bike couriers that called themselves the xmen and got around New York by grabbing onto the bumpers of other cars/trucks zooming along the bridges.

The local Starbucks near my work seems to be a courier hang out and I'm sure that about 60% of them are literally insane, it's as though their psychiatrists tell them to try being a bike courier when they can't hold down any other job.  I'm talking screaming at the top of their lungs about "the beeping noise" insane (the beeps were from his own damn walkie-talkie).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on August 13, 2006, 05:46:02 PM
More cheating death: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20111386-2,00.html

(excuse the tabloid newspaper write-up about a "hero driver" - driver had time to do precisely fuck all)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 14, 2006, 11:25:59 AM
Kikkoman! (http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.htm)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on August 14, 2006, 04:20:48 PM
A commercial you aren't going to see.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3913745262811179417&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en-CA

It's safe, you pansy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on August 15, 2006, 02:52:38 AM
That's fantastic.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on August 15, 2006, 05:27:20 PM
Making martial arts cool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBuFz1qHvk)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on August 15, 2006, 06:07:25 PM
Making martial arts cool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBuFz1qHvk)

Is that Lord Bowler???

(http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~mcgrew/Brisco-County-Jr/images/BB-n-S.gif) (http://www.theguycode.com/images/articles/Sho'%20Nuff!!!.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 15, 2006, 06:57:18 PM
Who's the Mastah?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on August 15, 2006, 09:38:16 PM
Anything is possible. (http://zombo.com/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on August 16, 2006, 12:59:01 PM
A commercial you aren't going to see.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3913745262811179417&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en-CA

It's safe, you pansy.

 :heart:  That made me feel all fluffy inside.  :hello_kitty:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on August 16, 2006, 07:14:53 PM
A commercial you aren't going to see.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3913745262811179417&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en-CA

Why won't we see it?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on August 16, 2006, 11:13:48 PM
This is why I love this show, and probably why others hate it. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TKYLxrrMZQw&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on August 17, 2006, 03:00:57 AM
That was funny. Odd, in a good way that makes people uncomfortable. People who need to be uncomfortable more often.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 17, 2006, 06:43:51 AM
PS3 vs Wii (http://addictingclips.com/Content.aspx?key=BFF2DFF62A218995)

 It might be NSFW...almost...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on August 17, 2006, 12:22:38 PM
With Nintendo's latest advertising campaigns I wouldn't be surprised if that became one of them. Though I know it's too over the edge for them, but come one. DS was "Touching is good" and NSMB was "Bigger is better." They have to keep it up with the Wii advertising.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on August 17, 2006, 01:06:41 PM
The ultimate Useless Videos link, thanks to Pika at Corp

1500 80s Music Videos (http://www.thebestlegaladvice.com/)

Watching tips for you Youngins.

1) Avoid most of the Punk/ Metal stuff if you want actual vids.  In the 80s real bands were too hardcore (and poor) for that shit, y0.  Anything on there is usually a shakycam vid from a club or concert.

2) When you think it's too cheesy to go on, find the REO Speedwagon or Air Supply videos.  Proceed to see how much worse it is.

Good vids:  Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance"; Genesis - "Land of Confusion" (count the dead celebs!); Sam Kennison  - "Wild Thing" (lotta cameos); Talking Heads - "And She Was"; Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistable"; Peter Gabriel - "Sledgehammer"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on August 17, 2006, 08:57:40 PM
I think that maybe needs its own thread - it has everything. And try listening to this without hearing crazy frogs (http://www.thebestlegaladvice.com/lawyer.php?vid=3i5ZElCXays).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on August 19, 2006, 01:54:44 AM
Al Kyder and Terry Wrist.

Real Media: http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/broadband/20060818_2200/meta/hq2.smi
Windows Media: http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/broadband/20060818_2200/meta/hq2.asx


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on August 19, 2006, 10:31:29 AM
I think that maybe needs its own thread - it has everything. And try listening to this without hearing crazy frogs (http://www.thebestlegaladvice.com/lawyer.php?vid=3i5ZElCXays).

I thought about that, but given the lack of response I think this thread was the best choice.  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Simond on August 19, 2006, 01:07:34 PM
Kyon & Yuki educate us on the perils of MySpace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bpx4DDqSuI)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on August 19, 2006, 10:45:48 PM
Heavy Metal Bambi. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhP4lg28fs0&eurl=) This made me very happy and I giggled 'til tears came out.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on August 19, 2006, 11:03:16 PM
It's the one to have when you're having more than one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1hrYSjudj8)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on August 20, 2006, 03:05:25 AM
Good vids:  Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance"; Genesis - "Land of Confusion" (count the dead celebs!); Sam Kennison  - "Wild Thing" (lotta cameos); Talking Heads - "And She Was"; Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistable"; Peter Gabriel - "Sledgehammer"

Other than Sledgehammer, which is phenomenal, these are better vids:

The Art Of Noise - Close To The Edit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-FNg0c1-74)
Godley and Creme - Cry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpnPQZ32oW8)
A-ha - Take On Me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leMzjdb2WVw)
Killing Joke - Love Like Blood. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVgMEsMZdcQ)
Front 242 - Headhunter. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LUHFA_kRFM)

But in the end, given that its just a bunch of links (many broken, eg Herbie Hancock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7dAxvj2mlU)) to YouTube, I was unimpressed after a while.

They missed a couple of simply fantastic 80s videos. You'll have to click them to find out what they are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrNVeaXkfZs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBk8HzQp1Sg


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on August 20, 2006, 04:16:54 AM
They missed this one...

fIREHOSE - Down With the Bass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-VSJ0pQ9g&mode=related&search=)


I was looking for a quality 45 Grave vid (all the ones there suck), but stumbled upon this instead: B Movie Public Service Announcement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl5Fvk7WhcA). Pretty funny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on August 20, 2006, 08:22:39 AM
They missed a couple of simply fantastic 80s videos. You'll have to click them to find out what they are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrNVeaXkfZs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBk8HzQp1Sg

(Hello Schild. This is how you get page impressions for your CPM ads. Every sucker clicked those [aside: New Order video rocks]. What you want is links like this going to something on f13.net, not youtube. And for it to go viral. Fucking youtube.)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on August 20, 2006, 10:22:13 AM
I love New Order.  Of course, a bunch of wavers did, too.  Astroworld used to have a new wave/alternative dance night that got air play.  One of the DJs got the bright idea to start playing Blue Monday then switch the song as it got past the intro.  Apparently the riot was impressive.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on August 20, 2006, 12:44:29 PM
I hadn't realized before that "The Safety Dance" has Morris dancers in it.  Awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on August 20, 2006, 03:33:10 PM
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/jackass2/internet_lg.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 20, 2006, 07:43:39 PM
It seems that whoever collected those videos was just looking for a video by each band, but didn't necessarily look for the "best" one available.  There are several instances were I was thinking "why'd they pick that video instead of this one?"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on August 20, 2006, 08:29:02 PM
It seems that whoever collected those videos was just looking for a video by each band, but didn't necessarily look for the "best" one available.  There are several instances were I was thinking "why'd they pick that video instead of this one?"

Some are even't in the right era. Sonic Youth is basically an 80's band, but the site shows a video from the late 90's. Should have used this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mon24MQQaZ0). It's both their best and their oldest.

Their Slayer video has a bald headed Kerry King. That's not the 80's.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on August 21, 2006, 10:23:27 PM
It'll probably be old and cliched by the time you read this, but anyway ... Net Neutrality, the music video:
http://wearetheweb.org/


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on August 21, 2006, 10:40:24 PM
I'm sorry, but I found that completely unbearable. Shame because it's a good cause and all that.


I liked this video Fabricated linked to a while back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtOoQFa5ug8


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: squirrel on August 22, 2006, 09:01:53 PM
http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b) NSFW but very funny  :-D

Oh my that really was funny...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on August 22, 2006, 09:12:53 PM
I liked this video Fabricated linked to a while back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtOoQFa5ug8

The comments are funny, too, and inline with the video if you ask me:
Quote
Serously man dont be a douche not all repulicans are the same its people like you that piss me off... sure as of late Republicans havent made very good decision but that doesnt mean we are idoits jackass


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on August 22, 2006, 09:19:04 PM
http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b) NSFW but very funny  :-D
Oh my that really was funny...
Just like from The Newlywed Game.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on August 23, 2006, 02:48:30 PM
It was just a matter of time:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on August 23, 2006, 09:36:30 PM
Oh nos!

(http://youtube.com/img/logo.gif)

OK. We admit it. We're fixing stuff, but we'll be up soon.

In the meantime, please enjoy a layman's explanation of our website...

(http://youtube.com/img/down/how_it_works.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on August 24, 2006, 03:00:57 AM
It was just a matter of time:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44

Mostly not funny, but the image of Peewee holding the handfuls of snakes with the plane interior background is classic.

That's about the only way the movie could have been better.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Valmorian on August 24, 2006, 12:45:09 PM
One of my favourite videos from my favourite band..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciLjqjlPfu4


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Fabricated on August 25, 2006, 05:24:17 PM
An acoustic cover of "Hey Ya'!".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ioKEDgnfs8


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on August 25, 2006, 05:56:02 PM
Gamer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPimn_PunHo


And have a fabulous day. 


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on August 26, 2006, 12:59:44 PM
An acoustic cover of "Hey Ya'!".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ioKEDgnfs8

That's really awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on August 26, 2006, 01:49:38 PM
Le Art. Thanks!

Edit: Have you guys caught onto this guy yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 28, 2006, 09:01:37 AM
I'm having bad 80s flashbacks. Remind me of all the kids playing guitar when my band was first starting out.

This (http://youtube.com/watch?v=b8EDpJ-aIM8) is how you play a classical piece on guitar. Not as cheezy metal :)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Fabricated on August 28, 2006, 11:07:57 PM
http://www.glumbert.com/media/tonguetwister.html

God I love Japanese game shows.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on August 29, 2006, 08:41:38 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lbLLsveRnXo

 :crying_panda:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on August 29, 2006, 12:19:47 PM
Many years old, but it occured to me to look it up and here it is:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nrXajJTvoxo

Shatner as every character in Se7en.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on August 29, 2006, 12:23:00 PM
Was that Carmen Electra playing the Orion girl?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on August 29, 2006, 01:30:42 PM
Maybe this is old, but this kid is amazing (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6531295791163751417&q=david+kolla&hl=en) (the second one, in orange).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on August 29, 2006, 09:22:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkTpUxh8Vxc

I'm pritty sure that this guy is actualy playing the theremin


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on August 29, 2006, 09:24:30 PM
TJ Hooker Shatner is my favorite.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on August 30, 2006, 11:44:35 AM
If you liked the original British version of The Office there are two Microsoft training videos out starring Ricky Gervais.  They might be taken down soon, youtube has already pulled them at Microsoft's request.

Training video one. (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=9076288729387457440&q=microsoft+office)

Training video two. (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=959125392868390030&q=microsoft+office)

I didn't think they were particularly good, but there you go.

Edit: I mean for as far as corporate training videos go they were absolutely amazing, in relation to the series they weren't as funny.  Still entertaining though.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on August 30, 2006, 09:49:07 PM
I liked them. The outtakes at the end put a smile on my face too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 30, 2006, 10:41:18 PM
Burger King 911 (http://www.break.com/index/burger_king_911.html).

Audio only. 

I weep for humanity.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on August 30, 2006, 11:15:58 PM
Do you want to juggle? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4776181634656145640&q=juggling+finale)

Enjoy!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on August 30, 2006, 11:37:11 PM
One of my favourite videos from my favourite band..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciLjqjlPfu4

Nice. I don't even need to watch the video to know what it is.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on August 30, 2006, 11:42:45 PM
That juggling guy ruled, thanks!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoshimaru on August 31, 2006, 12:47:08 AM
Sorry if this has been posted before, but if it has it deserves a re-post.

Fear of Girls
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on August 31, 2006, 07:01:35 AM
Valmorian, I could see an And One DS game turning out like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGQUrtwu-kM).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 31, 2006, 08:42:18 AM
Hey, ma! Look at MEEEE!!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=3iacZDoXaVQ)

Had a patron (my blues bud Jim Wolf) who wanted to put some stuff on YouTube, so I ran a test with a little test piece from my camera (I think I linked to it before here). It's pretty useless! It was filmed at xmas time, I don't keep a tree in my living room, not that there's anything wrong with that.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on August 31, 2006, 10:34:15 AM
To clarifiy: Is that you playing the guitar? Or your bud? And what xmas tree? I only see a computer.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on August 31, 2006, 10:38:51 AM
I see the tree quite clearly, smack dab in the middle of the frame.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on August 31, 2006, 10:50:06 AM
Must have been my light/contrast settings. Watching it again I do see some hanging ornaments.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 31, 2006, 11:22:38 AM
I got yer hanging ornaments right here! :P Yeah, that's me playing my (then newish) Gibson SG 61 reissue aka the best guitar in the world  :-D Sloppy and mistakes, I'm no guitar geek. Just an off-the-cuff improv when I realized I could make video on my Canon (which was also new, got it for xmas last year).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on August 31, 2006, 12:01:22 PM
Is your SG a cherry red (like mine was), or the cooler brownish/maroon? I can't tell.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Valmorian on August 31, 2006, 12:06:06 PM
Valmorian, I could see an And One DS game turning out like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGQUrtwu-kM).

I was surprised at how many And One videos You Tube has.  Up until this point, I had a hard time finding ANYTHING from them.

The new album looks to be most excellent too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 01, 2006, 03:58:25 PM
Wow (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3369728132843493071)

And here I thought "Separate Ways" was the worst music video ever made. This rivals that awful unicorn thing VDL posted last year. It is mesmerizing...I wanted to turn it off, but I had to watch it to the end to see what else would happen.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on September 01, 2006, 06:09:43 PM
I love how one of the tags is "terrifying".


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Krakrok on September 01, 2006, 09:38:14 PM

Loituma - Leva's Polka (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5380625829368596126)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on September 02, 2006, 01:35:50 AM

Loituma - Leva's Polka (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5380625829368596126)

Do not make me break out the Catalan folk dancing music. You really don't want to go there.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on September 08, 2006, 10:04:35 AM
Cockroach vs Weatherman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cLgpZujDPA)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on September 08, 2006, 10:09:04 AM

Loituma - Leva's Polka (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5380625829368596126)

You should have let Wolf post it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 08, 2006, 11:32:49 AM
Yep, that's totally wolf. It sounds like the same song as that flash animation that became his avatar, but what do I know... it could just be the melody.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Dren on September 08, 2006, 01:11:15 PM
Cockroach vs Weatherman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cLgpZujDPA)

I would have reacted the same way.

Only with more Fabulous and Fanfare.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on September 08, 2006, 01:40:46 PM
Yep, that's totally wolf. It sounds like the same song as that flash animation that became his avatar, but what do I know... it could just be the melody.
It is.  It is a shame a lot of the subtle sounds are muddled by the quality of those.  I can't listen to them after finding a clean mp3 version.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on September 13, 2006, 11:29:45 PM
FlashBeer (ad)

http://www.flashbeer.com.au/


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on September 14, 2006, 02:06:02 PM
A few warnings:
Safe for work, insofar as there is no nudity or violence
Contains The Sims 2
References Final Fantasy (negatively)
Chocobo song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh2TrTtl4-w


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on September 15, 2006, 03:07:34 PM
Completely safe.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7187828829579796623


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on September 16, 2006, 01:05:33 PM
The Internet vs RL  :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOx7Ev8rLks


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on September 17, 2006, 03:18:11 AM
Just for Haemish...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fidRpMYK_Q


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nebu on September 17, 2006, 04:21:52 AM
The Internet vs RL  :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOx7Ev8rLks

Quote
So just remember, the internet can be a very scary place if you're not prepared.  {How do you recommend they prepare?}  I don't know... Try going to your local middle school chess club, hand out crystal meth and guns.That might be good practice.

Classic.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on September 17, 2006, 07:38:29 AM

Loituma - Leva's Polka (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5380625829368596126)

Blurgh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLZZmjZMjgk)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 17, 2006, 10:32:40 AM
giving up the nuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZDILuqCMlc&NR)

It's kinda funny, only becuase it reminds me of someone I know.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on September 17, 2006, 02:01:08 PM
giving up the nuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZDILuqCMlc&NR)
See Ookii, we tried to warn you.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on September 17, 2006, 04:42:27 PM
Yea LisaNova! I watched that back when she posted it. I got a laugh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on September 18, 2006, 10:12:08 AM
Just for Haemish...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fidRpMYK_Q

Le awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 20, 2006, 10:32:12 AM
Good morning, papa (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=789239129&n=2).

The black-haired "singer" appears to have an ongoing wardrobe malfunction.  Or as the guildmate that posted it said "that's not a mole that pops out."

Definitely NSFW, obviously.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on September 20, 2006, 10:41:12 AM
That's not a useless video. I can think of many uses for it.

Ok, just one.  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on September 20, 2006, 10:42:56 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7939447080926152362

Gotta love wierd al


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on September 20, 2006, 10:44:10 AM
Good god, what glorious twaddle that Good morning papa video was! Love it!

Seriously, if a shadow of a nipple showing makes this NSFW, but not all but dry humping in what appears to be cellophane skirts, I think we're not only too puritan in this country, but our entire sense of what is actually erotic is fucked up too. My guess is that whatever country that was aired in, it didn't cause a ripple.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 20, 2006, 10:53:15 AM
I just said it was NSFW, I didn't say what made it so.  But yeah, all the dry humping isn't the best either.  The other blonde "singer" really seems to like her mic stand.. a lot.  There was more than just a shadow of a nipple early on - she'd completely popped out.  Actually, it made the videop interesting in a weird way, just trying to watch for anything else to pop out.

American ideas about sexuality and morality are completely fucked up, I thought that common knowledge.  When women are practically treated as criminals for breast feeding in public (decency laws and all that), then you know this country has gone around the bend.

The guildmate that posted it said they were Russian, but I wouldn't know either way.  The song it self wasn't too bad though.

You men did hear the song, didn't you?  :-P


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on September 20, 2006, 11:17:32 AM
Feminine toplessness is legal in NY wherever it's legal for men to also go topless. Just to reiterate something I always mention when it comes up. I try to do my part.

Of course, douchebag fratfuck grabfests like Woodstock 99 aren't helping matters. If a lady shares her girls, keep your hands to yourself and enjoy the view...unless she invites you :) And just shoot anyone carrying a 'show me your tits' sign. It's really for the best.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on September 20, 2006, 11:42:43 AM
Sorry Rhyssa, my comment about US prudishness wasn't directed at you. You wisely put the NSFW label on it, since indeed, within this country it definitely is NSFW. In most other countries where human sexuality is actually viewed as a ramification of, like, you know, being alive, it probably wouldn't be considered NSFW. The song was catchier than most radio drivel here, yes, but I think I'm glad I don't understand Russian.

Sky, you know, its funny;  I've been to a lot of Mediterranean beaches with tons and tons of topless women. At first there's the usual juvenile reaction, but after a while, you start to realise that breasts for the most part, are pretty unremarkable, unless they're attached to someone you actually dig for other reasons. Then teh boobeh is awesome.

But for those fratboys? They need to go to this training school (http://www.cualquiera.com.ar/videolinks/proezas-peneanas.html) NSFW :)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on September 20, 2006, 06:16:20 PM
In Mein Auto Springen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdNCLyirE).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on September 20, 2006, 07:42:03 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7939447080926152362

Gotta love wierd al

Yes you do.

New album out Tuesday.   Who the hell was that guy dancing in the scenes where Al's in the black hoodie?  It's too grainy for me to see if it's anyone I should recognize or just a nameless person.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on September 20, 2006, 10:05:57 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7939447080926152362

Gotta love wierd al

Yes you do.

New album out Tuesday.   Who the hell was that guy dancing in the scenes where Al's in the black hoodie?  It's too grainy for me to see if it's anyone I should recognize or just a nameless person.

You mean Donny Osmand?  Pretty sure it's him, if that's the part you're talking about.  Noticed Seth Green in there as well, and a brief tribute to Star Wars Kid.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on September 21, 2006, 09:57:03 AM
If it's the Weird Al video I'm thinking of, my favortite part was with the Star Wars Holiday Special... since that's why I was forwarded the video originally.

I don't consider Weird Al videos to be useless, but maybe that's just me.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Krakrok on September 21, 2006, 08:35:13 PM

Why can't you do that? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmkzyN3q20w)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on September 21, 2006, 11:21:18 PM
I can, I just choose not to.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 22, 2006, 12:25:06 PM
Top Secret Drum Corps (http://www.drummerworld.com/wishlistdrummers/Top_Secret_Drum_Corps.html).

This is actually really cool looking.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on September 22, 2006, 01:04:53 PM
Band Geeks - To The EXTREME!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Xanthippe on September 22, 2006, 06:53:25 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7939447080926152362

Gotta love wierd al

Yes you do.

New album out Tuesday.   Who the hell was that guy dancing in the scenes where Al's in the black hoodie?  It's too grainy for me to see if it's anyone I should recognize or just a nameless person.

You mean Donny Osmand?  Pretty sure it's him, if that's the part you're talking about.  Noticed Seth Green in there as well, and a brief tribute to Star Wars Kid.

Yes, it's him.  I can't get that link to work today, but this one does:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

Pause on the trivia questions, and also on the MySpace 8 for more fun - also check out which wikipedia page he's editing.

Or just go here to read all about it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_%26_Nerdy



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on September 25, 2006, 10:31:02 PM
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5825493270005637835&q=farador (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5825493270005637835&q=farador)

NSFW...Pretty funny D&D adventure.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on September 26, 2006, 09:13:45 AM
Student film fun

http://www.magicdonnie.com/themuppetmatrix.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on September 27, 2006, 04:07:21 AM
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5825493270005637835&q=farador (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5825493270005637835&q=farador)

NSFW...Pretty funny D&D adventure.

Heh, boba fett.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on September 29, 2006, 02:24:05 AM
Training:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSqXKp-00hM


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on September 29, 2006, 01:38:52 PM
Swedish music video about catassing. (http://basshunter.m0o.eu/dota/index_en.php)

It's actually kinda catchy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 29, 2006, 01:49:01 PM
I love DotA, I play it at least once a week. Not strictly catassing, becuase a game can take 30m-1.5hrs. It's quite addicting, though.

For those uninitiated, it's Defense of the Ancients, a wc3 custom map that's taken off and even has it's own league.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoshimaru on September 29, 2006, 07:39:29 PM
Swedish music video about catassing. (http://basshunter.m0o.eu/dota/index_en.php)

It's actually kinda catchy.

Here's another song about IRC from the same guy.

http://basshunter.m0o.eu/anna/index_en.php


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on September 29, 2006, 09:21:45 PM
That Swedish video is a shining example of why Synthpop rocks. You can hate that shit and still bop your head. I need to look into that f13.radio thing again with the extra RAM we put in the other week it should be possible.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on September 29, 2006, 11:08:10 PM
That Swedish video is a shining example of why Synthpop rocks. You can hate that shit and still bop your head. I need to look into that f13.radio thing again with the extra RAM we put in the other week it should be possible.
I hope you like cease and desist letters.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on September 29, 2006, 11:09:58 PM
Yea. The internet is a dark and dangerous place.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 30, 2006, 12:22:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbOj05tcgLo&eurl=

This is not a hoax.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on September 30, 2006, 04:30:22 PM
Nice to see that God embraces the new technology to reach the masses.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 30, 2006, 05:26:57 PM
Yea. The internet is a dark and dangerous place.

"Yeah, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death..."

Should have used that to intro the video I linked above.  It would have been perfect.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on October 01, 2006, 05:03:11 PM
Ebay song.  I love ebay. Most outragoues thing I sold on ebay was a castle in UO for $2000  :heart:

http://www.imagestorepro.com/ebay_song.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WindupAtheist on October 01, 2006, 06:15:46 PM
"Wait, did your testicles just drop within the last five seconds?  What the heck happened to your voice?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w71V2E3VC5s&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on October 02, 2006, 04:57:59 PM
Kurt Cobain is spinning in his grave (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3660328440307520581&hl=en).

Good God.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on October 02, 2006, 07:30:44 PM
That Swedish video is a shining example of why Synthpop rocks. You can hate that shit and still bop your head. I need to look into that f13.radio thing again with the extra RAM we put in the other week it should be possible.
I hope you like cease and desist letters.

That might not be an issue if we confine ourselves to indie/foreign stuff that the RIAA doesn't have any interest in.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on October 02, 2006, 08:44:34 PM
Uhm, I think Trippy meant he'd be sending the Sease and Desist letters.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on October 02, 2006, 09:20:44 PM
Kurt Cobain is spinning in his grave (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3660328440307520581&hl=en).

Good God.

That was so awful I couldn't even listen past the first line of the song.  Spinning indeed.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on October 02, 2006, 10:01:46 PM
Behold, Little Superstar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&eurl=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on October 03, 2006, 10:23:20 AM
Kurt Cobain is spinning in his grave (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3660328440307520581&hl=en).

Good God.

That was so awful I couldn't even listen past the first line of the song.  Spinning indeed.
Nah, you should listen to the whole thing, it's bad in so many ways. From the singer shouting into the mic and delivering the rest in an uninspired tone, to the lack of a bassist for a song driven by the bass, to the spastic drums, to the omg guitar solo. But it's not quite bad enough to be good.

This is why my band started out writing our own songs, so you didn't have a professional version to compare it to :)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on October 03, 2006, 11:38:10 AM
Kurt Cobain is spinning in his grave (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3660328440307520581&hl=en).

Good God.

I'd like to think it was so bad because the band looked like 13. But I really think it was because they suck so incredibly bad they could fuck up a song that uses fewer notes than a Emergency Broadcast System test pattern.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nebu on October 03, 2006, 11:50:58 AM
There are a million drummers, singers, and guitarists, but there are very few musicians.  Look at what Michael Jackson was doing at age 11.

I do have to give the kids credit for having the guts to get up there and let it fly.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on October 03, 2006, 12:22:44 PM
Unnessary Censorship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6w4SzIUN0&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on October 03, 2006, 12:29:40 PM
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen Jimmy Kimmel do.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on October 03, 2006, 12:55:02 PM
Unnessary Censorship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6w4SzIUN0&mode=related&search=)

CLASSIC.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on October 05, 2006, 04:42:40 PM
Make Love/Not Warcraft :  Anyone see this last night?



http://www.southparkzone.com/


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoshimaru on October 05, 2006, 05:53:59 PM
Make Love/Not Warcraft :  Anyone see this last night?



http://www.southparkzone.com/

http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=8317.0;topicseen


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on October 05, 2006, 08:29:30 PM
Stick a Ribbon... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KmsOIjzQ1V8)

Hick Hop is amusing, too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on October 06, 2006, 09:18:46 AM
Make Love/Not Warcraft :  Anyone see this last night?



http://www.southparkzone.com/

It's on the Tivo.

I'll counter with another game movie:
http://video.google.de/videoplay?docid=6458000638798026851


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WindupAtheist on October 07, 2006, 04:48:37 AM
LINK HAS VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK ADSQuick, get this guy to write some articles about how much House of the Dead sucked! (http://www.heaven666.org/messing-with-the-wrong-guy-2531.php)LINK HAS VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK ADS

As I understand it, these two guys have a website where they post video of themselves smacking people unexpectedly in public.  Which seems like a pretty stupid idea for a website, and a really good way to get the shit beaten out of you.  If the guy doing the asskicking really is a professional, then he's no one signifigant enough for his pwning two guys on camera to have gotten any notice within the usual channels.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on October 07, 2006, 05:53:35 PM
BBC interview with Japan's "Hard Gay" (mentioned in this thread a few pages back): here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2qErQbPf9s&eurl=).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on October 08, 2006, 03:42:53 PM
Dancing around the world (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4) - Very interesting video. Some nice shots too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on October 08, 2006, 08:08:43 PM
Double++ Cool.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nebu on October 09, 2006, 01:52:47 PM
Dancing around the world (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4) - Very interesting video. Some nice shots too.

That was great!  I really need to travel more.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on October 09, 2006, 04:35:16 PM
Useless news about useless videos. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061009/bs_nm/media_youtube_google_dc_13)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: tazelbain on October 09, 2006, 04:42:45 PM
GooTube?
Tooble?
Yougle?
GooYouGleTube?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on October 10, 2006, 01:03:36 AM
Quote
In the last two trading days, Google has added nearly $4 billion in market capitalization -- or more than twice what the company has agreed to pay YouTube.

lolz youtube

Call me when they buy PornoTube.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on October 10, 2006, 01:31:52 AM
Boobies (http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3414). Sorta safe for work. They're all clothed, at least. And I don't mean "clothed" as in "just a bikini".


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on October 10, 2006, 09:17:01 AM
Isn't that the whole point of TPIR? I had a babysitter in the 70s who always watched that show. Also, Gene Rayburn and Richard Dawson were total pervs.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on October 10, 2006, 11:05:11 AM
Boobies (http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3414). Sorta safe for work. They're all clothed, at least. And I don't mean "clothed" as in "just a bikini".

That's odd. This site wants me to install an Active-X plugin from "Microsoft Corporation" yet my OS (Win XP) doesn't recognise the manufacturer.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on October 10, 2006, 11:38:24 AM
I don't endorse any ActiveX plugins the site might be trying to install. I just endorse the breasts.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on October 12, 2006, 07:45:27 PM
These got a big chuckle with the poli-sci TAs (but we are deranged).

Hezbollah American Style Campaign Ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwIK4U9a8lQ)


Al Qaeda's Response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH1jF4OL1vc)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on October 12, 2006, 11:49:59 PM
My old History dept would probably find it amusing as well. The History and Poli Sci depts are neighbors in my school anyway.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on October 13, 2006, 01:48:52 AM
Ahh, weddings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o13-2o_EnQA&eurl=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on October 13, 2006, 11:12:42 AM
These got a big chuckle with the poli-sci TAs (but we are deranged).

Hezbollah American Style Campaign Ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwIK4U9a8lQ)


Al Qaeda's Response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH1jF4OL1vc)

Holy shit, those were funny in all the wrong ways.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on October 13, 2006, 04:47:25 PM
These sports bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TdJjx04H0M) sure do bring back memories.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on October 13, 2006, 04:56:59 PM
California Games was hard.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on October 13, 2006, 09:10:31 PM
My favorite part is when they switch from the Benny Hill music to Bittersweet Symphony. Classic!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on October 14, 2006, 03:53:26 PM
Cute kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TviTCFAGr6w)! But turn down your speakers a bit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on October 14, 2006, 03:56:29 PM
In 5 years, those kids are going to kick ass.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on October 16, 2006, 03:58:37 AM
These sports bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TdJjx04H0M) sure do bring back memories.

Indeed.  Great video.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on October 16, 2006, 09:38:53 AM
Cute kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TviTCFAGr6w)! But turn down your speakers a bit.
They've got definite potential. Sounds like us when we were kids :) Vocals were better because we started a bit later, though....

But drop-d tuning is evil.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on October 17, 2006, 06:41:21 PM
No posting, but just wondering if anyone else has noticed an extreme drop in download speed specifically from YouTube in the last few weeks?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on October 17, 2006, 09:18:16 PM
The wires are clogged with money.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on October 18, 2006, 09:48:11 AM
Works fine for me.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on October 18, 2006, 09:50:02 AM
And me.  Tho f13 is slow.  Probably due to the Heavy Hitters.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on October 18, 2006, 10:16:58 AM
Holla!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on October 18, 2006, 11:22:40 AM
Hmm, that's really odd. Google's flash videos load just fine. As do any other site. I was streaming real media from Argentina last night without a problem. But YouTube is utterly slow.

Anyone heard if specific ISPs or DSL providers (qwest, in my case) have started to use that new legislation to justify throttling down bandwidth for specific sites?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on October 18, 2006, 05:52:24 PM
Less than three. Click watch this movie.  (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/344532) I apologize in advance.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on October 18, 2006, 06:03:44 PM
A whole new word... of pain.  (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html)

Funny, there's a youtube version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M78dpKtr0w)  where Jordan magically learns to sing. Still bad in that it's two trashy individuals singing a Disney tune. Couple claims the first one is a hoax.   :roll:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on October 18, 2006, 11:35:18 PM
Less than three. Click watch this movie.  (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/344532) I apologize in advance.

A whole new word... of pain.  (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html)

Funny, there's a youtube version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M78dpKtr0w)  where Jordan magically learns to sing. Still bad in that it's two trashy individuals singing a Disney tune. Couple claims the first one is a hoax.   :roll:

You just punched me in the throat, auditorily.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on October 19, 2006, 12:52:00 AM
Thanks for the herpes, you jerk.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on October 19, 2006, 11:47:41 AM
I debated on posting this here or in the SWG NGE 2 Thread :

http://www.jsbox.net/260


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on October 20, 2006, 02:12:09 AM
Funny, there's a youtube version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M78dpKtr0w)  where Jordan magically learns to sing. Still bad in that it's two trashy individuals singing a Disney tune. Couple claims the first one is a hoax.   :roll:
Most singers move their head up to hit higher notes, I assume to stretch vocally. Oddly enough she looks down and bends, which I'd assume would kill your ability to produce a sound like she does in the video.

By the way, fuck you. I got 2 minutes into the shitty version and then I coughed up blood.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on October 20, 2006, 11:52:47 AM
Less than three. Click watch this movie.  (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/344532) I apologize in advance.

Die in a tentacle fire.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on October 20, 2006, 02:28:58 PM
Less than three. Click watch this movie.  (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/344532) I apologize in advance.
Cuteness! :-D
A whole new word... of pain.  (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html)
It must be bad... it crashed my browser.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: ClydeJr on October 22, 2006, 01:37:08 AM
Savior's Blues played on the hubjo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-CCMnBpQoU&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on October 22, 2006, 09:16:44 AM
Oh cool that made it to Youtube.  I was gonna link it when it was on his site, but it's patently NSFW.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on October 22, 2006, 09:17:34 PM
The magic of makeup (http://www.jokeroo.com/extremevideos/magic_of_makeup.html).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on October 22, 2006, 09:21:59 PM
lol, photoshop


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on October 23, 2006, 12:23:20 AM
Oh cool that made it to Youtube.  I was gonna link it when it was on his site, but it's patently NSFW.

Did you mean the Hubjo dude? GhastlyH? I didn't see a website for him anywhere on the YouTube site :/


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoshimaru on October 23, 2006, 05:39:35 AM
Oh cool that made it to Youtube.  I was gonna link it when it was on his site, but it's patently NSFW.

Did you mean the Hubjo dude? GhastlyH? I didn't see a website for him anywhere on the YouTube site :/

Google is your friend. (http://www.google.com/search?q=Ghastly&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on October 23, 2006, 06:20:10 AM
Oh cool that made it to Youtube.  I was gonna link it when it was on his site, but it's patently NSFW.

Did you mean the Hubjo dude? GhastlyH? I didn't see a website for him anywhere on the YouTube site :/

Google is your friend. (http://www.google.com/search?q=Ghastly&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official)

Yep, GhastlyH, Mr. Tentacle Comic.   Drunk & Bitter Jesus is a great character. 
He's got a Live Journal (http://ghastlycomic.livejournal.com/) that gets updated, unlike the comic.  Medical problems & job commitments mean he's not doing the comic for a while, if ever again.  (I suspect that, Like Hard/Clay of "The Thin H Line"/"Sexy Losers" he simply lost interest in doing a perv. comic.)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on October 23, 2006, 11:14:19 AM
Oh cool that made it to Youtube.  I was gonna link it when it was on his site, but it's patently NSFW.

Did you mean the Hubjo dude? GhastlyH? I didn't see a website for him anywhere on the YouTube site :/

Google is your friend. (http://www.google.com/search?q=Ghastly&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official)

I did teh google, and you will have to forgive me for assuming that a site about tentacle rape was not going to be the website of a creative banjo player. I know, silly me!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on October 23, 2006, 04:37:57 PM
He mentions that he writes a comic strip about "tentacle monsters and the women who love them" at the beginning of the video.

 :nintendo:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on October 23, 2006, 04:52:05 PM
"Nothin' says Lovin' like a tentacle in the oven."


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on October 23, 2006, 10:51:58 PM
"Nothin' says Lovin' like a tentacle in the oven."
Make T-Shirts. I smell money.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on October 24, 2006, 06:25:46 AM
"Nothin' says Lovin' like a tentacle in the oven."
Make T-Shirts. I smell money.

He used to have T-Shirts with that slogan. All I can find now are "Tentacoo Wape" shirts. Hrm.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on October 24, 2006, 10:25:26 AM
I saw a big black truck the other day.  Its license plate read "CTHULHU".  I took a picture with my cellphone.

I also walked past a dentist's office, and the dentist's name was Mark Arooni.  I thought it was the most unfortunate last name ever.  For his whole life he has to be Markarooni.  And no first name fixes that.  You can be Danarooni, Stevearooni, Bobarooni, you're just screwed.  I think the best option is to make his first name "Dooney", because when you do the last name first thing he can be "Aroonidooney."  OR they should have made Arooni his middle name and Dooney his last name, then he'd be Markaroonidooney.

I took a picture of the plaque with his name on it as well.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on October 24, 2006, 11:46:12 AM
cthulhupixplz

There's a local doctor named Poonani. I was waiting in the hospital for my mother, there was a biker guy sitting next to me. We were both in tears laughing when they kept paging Dr. Poonani. At first I had it under control, but then I saw him trying not to laugh. The older folks there were giving us funny looks.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on October 24, 2006, 05:43:58 PM
King In The Box (http://www.ariescope.com/kinginthebox/watch.html) short film.

Burger King is gay.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on October 24, 2006, 06:10:26 PM
Hm. My post was really supposed to be in useless conversation, or I wouldn't have gone into that whole dentist thing.

By request:
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5561/cthulhuuh1.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Luxor on October 25, 2006, 11:00:05 AM
Pelican eats pigeon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quLxN3DSqcc

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6083468.stm

Thats one way to get rid of the flying rats


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on October 25, 2006, 11:27:58 AM
Heh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on October 30, 2006, 09:58:47 PM
Have an hour and a half to kill?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501&hl=en (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501&hl=en)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on October 31, 2006, 10:23:27 AM
Lasted about 50 minutes and then started falling asleep.

And what's with the 14-year-old narrator?

Good effort though for the most part.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on October 31, 2006, 06:05:11 PM
(http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/keyboard.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on November 01, 2006, 12:04:16 AM
I've been in love with this song for quite some time now, and here's a way for me to effortlessly share it with you all... for some reason with Invader Zim clips accompanying it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OozsThNi6Tc


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 02, 2006, 10:06:01 AM
That song was awesome!  Thanks for the linkage.  You can also find it with FFVII footage as well, which I enjoyed.  And that lead me into a viewing spree of other FF AMVs, and finding these clips:

If I could fly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZpqGvzqvaI), music by Helloween.

A Distant Soul's Requiem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpKoDJAGiYA&mode=related&search=), music = E.S. Posthumus's Ebla.

I think it's time to get me some new (to me) music.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 02, 2006, 10:37:50 AM
http://www.autoblog.com/2006/10/30/video-european-drivers-vs-concrete-pillar


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 02, 2006, 11:13:09 AM
Yeah, we need those in the US.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 02, 2006, 12:59:28 PM
This may get routed to politics.... but it's really more useless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QdzzZCgFbU&eurl=


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 02, 2006, 01:04:19 PM
lolz


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 02, 2006, 01:06:40 PM
what... the hell? Those whacky Japanese.

Remember folks, Nike paid for this: http://tvinjapan.com/blog/2006/09/30/the-nike-akiba-project-the-best-spec-commercial-ever/


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 02, 2006, 01:10:59 PM
W T F indeed.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 03, 2006, 09:42:34 AM
How to prank a telemarketer (http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/).

That was beautiful.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 03, 2006, 10:02:28 PM
If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car. (http://collegehumor.com/video:1721904)

This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on November 04, 2006, 10:09:54 AM
Scooter gets a haircut:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTLyUgECDs


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on November 04, 2006, 01:31:44 PM
If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car. (http://collegehumor.com/video:1721904)

This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous.

Uh, why the kid? Why not the idiot father who let his 14 year old son hop in his brand new $50,000 STICK mustang?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on November 04, 2006, 04:10:48 PM
If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car. (http://collegehumor.com/video:1721904)

This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous.

Uh, why the kid? Why not the idiot father who let his 14 year old son hop in his brand new $50,000 STICK mustang?
With the keys no less, they're both to blame.  I was sort of hoping the new mustang was going to smash into the classic mustang, that would have been 1000% more amusing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 04, 2006, 06:55:28 PM
Because, NiX...the kid did it. Yeah, the father is VERY dumb for letting the kid in like that, but the kid did something VERY stupid to cause that. Usually, the car should have just hopped forward and stalled...the kid hit the gas. I don't care if you're 14, you should know better.

14 is almost driving age in places, yes?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on November 05, 2006, 02:26:45 AM
Your first time in a car, your reflexes aren't properly developed yet.  When you panic you're just as likely to mash on the gas as you are the brake.  You don't have time to puzzle out which is which.  I suspect that was the kid's first time with a stick.

The first time someone gets behind the wheel of a manual transmission car, especially if it's YOUR car, you damn well better be sitting in the passenger seat with your hand on the emergency brake.  I blame the dad completely.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on November 05, 2006, 02:36:45 AM
Hahaha

Since when do stock Mustangs cost $50k though? GT's are less than $40k, I think.

[edit] Oops. It's a GT 500, I think.

[edit]

Besides all that, the Dad probably wasn't going to drive it anyways. That kind of shit makes me cringe more than what his stupid son did.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on November 05, 2006, 01:47:47 PM
Ace of Spades (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rnIuow93vo) with Ken dolls.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Fabricated on November 05, 2006, 10:00:28 PM
MC Chris or whatever the fuck the guy is who did the voice of MC P-Pants in Aqua Teen Hunger Force rips on Kingdom Hearts 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8G8delDlk&eurl=

There's a full on video of him doing his standup act thing where this comes from but it's boring to watch. This is better even with the retarded MSN noises going on in the background because the idiot who edited this had to chat while recording the sound.

edit: Also, I will be very very sad if the first reaction posted to this is the one I think it's gonna be.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on November 05, 2006, 11:49:34 PM
Scottish netiquette lessons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVOFmu2ZIqI)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on November 06, 2006, 11:42:45 AM
If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car. (http://collegehumor.com/video:1721904)

This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous.

I don't think I could beat a kid enough to punish him for that.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on November 06, 2006, 01:32:28 PM
lol, nerf aimed shot (http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=158471)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on November 06, 2006, 04:27:08 PM
Fancy high tech bows are for wusses.

That said, DAMN.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on November 07, 2006, 08:36:19 AM
E Honda just pwned costner.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on November 07, 2006, 10:23:54 AM
LOL!  I hate country music but this is AWESOME!

Faith Hill WTFPWNED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyZRiEJnIag)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 07, 2006, 10:27:25 AM
Oh Snap!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 07, 2006, 11:01:15 AM
Damn. Talk about getting caught with your drawers down.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Xanthippe on November 07, 2006, 12:29:13 PM
This is a cool thing I ran across showing flight patterns in the United States (http://users.design.ucla.edu/~akoblin/work/faa/Documentationl2.html).



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 07, 2006, 01:35:45 PM
I do love me some movie recuts (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1722814)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 07, 2006, 02:13:06 PM
Where are they taking them? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4u4ofPB0Xk)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on November 07, 2006, 09:43:40 PM
I do love me some movie recuts (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1722814)

Hahaha.  That was damn good.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on November 07, 2006, 11:44:39 PM
This is a cool thing I ran across showing flight patterns in the United States (http://users.design.ucla.edu/~akoblin/work/faa/Documentationl2.html).



That was tres cool. Notice that noone ever, ever goes to Montana.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on November 08, 2006, 09:55:50 PM
It did make me want to look at those 2 dark spots over New Mexico....

And...This dog is smarter then me....http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5249518974978628334 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5249518974978628334)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on November 10, 2006, 04:37:40 AM
lol, nerf aimed shot (http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=158471)

Fucking hell.  What's that guy's name ?  Buntaro ??


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on November 10, 2006, 12:51:50 PM
And...This dog is smarter then me....
That is one smart dog.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Viin on November 11, 2006, 10:49:37 PM
This is a cool thing I ran across showing flight patterns in the United States (http://users.design.ucla.edu/~akoblin/work/faa/Documentationl2.html).

That's very cool, I wonder how they did that.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 11, 2006, 11:44:15 PM
Some of the most worthwhile stuff to come out of Second Life. (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4229)

They have some more coverage elsewhere as well. Just reminds me how much I NEVER want to play anything like SL.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Viin on November 12, 2006, 07:59:27 PM
For those of you still on the fence on Wii's and PS3's:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9056068192424546470


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 13, 2006, 08:33:44 AM
For those of you still on the fence on Wii's and PS3's:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9056068192424546470
I want the PS3. And maybe punch the Wii in the uterus. You can't fix stupid ;)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 13, 2006, 11:28:05 AM
$600 for a console ain't what I'd call smart.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 13, 2006, 01:24:44 PM
I was talking about the women.

The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game).

Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Morfiend on November 13, 2006, 01:27:28 PM
I was talking about the women.

The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game).

Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart.

I hope that was a Typo. 360 is totally worth the price tag.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 13, 2006, 04:00:46 PM
For maybe three games (I don't like NHL)? That cost me $60 extra?

No thanks, bubba.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on November 13, 2006, 04:06:16 PM
I was talking about the women.

The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game).

Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart.

I hope that was a Typo. 360 is totally worth the price tag.
Whenever I think about buying a 360 I actually use your experience to dissuade me.  You went through what, four or five of those before you got one that worked?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Krakrok on November 14, 2006, 04:53:21 PM
BOOM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8L39UwOS-Y)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 14, 2006, 09:35:53 PM
What a tool.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on November 14, 2006, 11:04:38 PM
I was talking about the women.

The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game).

Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart.

I hope that was a Typo. 360 is totally worth the price tag.
Whenever I think about buying a 360 I actually use your experience to dissuade me. You went through what, four or five of those before you got one that worked?

And my first one is still frawress. I trust the machine so much, I'm trading it in for another one before my extended warranty comes out. Which is to say - I am not worried about the next one. Every console I own from here on out - working or not - will be replaced once a year for half a benny. More than worth it for the amount of dust and shit that can eventually ruin something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 14, 2006, 11:20:22 PM
What do you do about all that saved data?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on November 15, 2006, 03:40:10 AM
Hard drives and memory cards, duder.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 15, 2006, 10:42:05 AM
Oh, they still do those for the 360?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on November 15, 2006, 11:49:19 AM
hehe, now THAT would be an extreme sport i would watch.

http://videos.timekiller.com/index~show~media~video~Qashqai.htm

WARNING: some adds on the page are probably NSFW.

Edit to Add:

http://www.courttv.com/onair/shows/red/red_player.html?id=331&link=RED

Stealing Booze while Drunk = not a good idea.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on November 17, 2006, 11:52:38 PM
http://www.themilwaukeechannel.com/video/10339676/index.html

 :roflcopter:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 18, 2006, 02:34:59 AM
What a fucking moron. Just get it Q1 07.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 19, 2006, 10:36:21 PM
Dice stacking (http://www.devilducky.com/media/53816/).



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 20, 2006, 02:37:04 AM
That's fairly sick.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 20, 2006, 11:41:33 AM
128!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxXmPFxf2Jg&NR)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 20, 2006, 11:49:21 AM
Hah, those shopping channel people are such fucking tools. I love how he was closing off error messages from crashing programs while saying he couldn't crash the system.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 20, 2006, 12:02:22 PM
NS4W -- Dildos, duh. It's a news report, but CLEARLY needs to be viewed at home.
The Dildo Diaries -- A report of stupid texas legislation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYXUUsDGxkU&NR)

"I'm interested in buying a strapon dildo." "We actually don't sell dildos in texas, that is illegal. We have these educational models, which are more representational -- penis shaped -- and if you're looking for something that vibrates, we have personal massagers up in front."
"We can sell things that look like penises, as long as they don't vibrate. And we can sell things that vibrate, as long as they don't look like penises."
"No, that's just a butt plug. It goes in your butt. Anus is not defined as a sexual organ as far as texas law is concerned, so you can put anything you want in there."


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 20, 2006, 12:13:28 PM
Instant Karma (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tB7XCFE-ds)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 20, 2006, 01:32:29 PM
Ah, that karma vid is like those idiots that like to sucker punch people and get beat up by the boxer guy. I love that shit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on November 20, 2006, 01:59:16 PM
Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948&eurl=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on November 20, 2006, 02:02:24 PM
Haha

Caruso sucks.

I'm saddened by how much the Who have been raped in the past 10 years.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 20, 2006, 03:43:31 PM
That was truly terrible television. I'm glad I've never gotten into the CSI thing, especially Miami. That's Shatnerian levels of mugging cheese.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 20, 2006, 03:48:36 PM
128!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxXmPFxf2Jg&NR)
"Watch the butterfly land on the monkey."

I don't know why, but I couldn't stop laughing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on November 20, 2006, 04:01:38 PM
"Watch the butterfly land on the monkey."

"This.....Is what this Dell is all about."

Is this the same guy? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2EQWCpnIR8&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 21, 2006, 12:12:23 PM
Yep.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 21, 2006, 01:02:17 PM
Idiot was using the flat of the blade...not that it should make a huge difference with a shit replica blade.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 22, 2006, 12:42:39 AM
Surfer riding a "fairly large" wave. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlR9yVwybmA). It doesn't seem that big at first... and then the wave starts to crest.

If that's not amazing enough, how about some ski gliding? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut1kGmOhzWQ) (longer video here (http://www.acro-base.com/fr/imgs/galerie/video/videos/eiger06/eiger06.mov))


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 22, 2006, 02:12:25 AM
That ski gliding stuff looks awesome. If I had parachuting experience, that's something I would give a shot....well, up until he goes off the side of the mountain.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on November 22, 2006, 03:38:38 AM
That was truly terrible television. I'm glad I've never gotten into the CSI thing, especially Miami. That's Shatnerian levels of mugging cheese.

In fairness, the Original CSI was good.  The spinoffs, of course, are absolute and total suck endlessly churned out in an attempt to cash in.  And Miami is the worst fucking program on the planet - mostly due to Caruso.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on November 22, 2006, 03:51:02 AM
That was truly terrible television. I'm glad I've never gotten into the CSI thing, especially Miami. That's Shatnerian levels of mugging cheese.
In fairness, the Original CSI was good.  The spinoffs, of course, are absolute and total suck endlessly churned out in an attempt to cash in.  And Miami is the worst fucking program on the planet - mostly due to Caruso.
CSI: NY is actually pretty good. I think this season it's been better than CSI, actually. CSI: Miami definitely sucks, though I do watch it on occasion just to see what ridiculous thing Caruso's character does next (like driving that bomb in the car from HQ down a busy freeway with hundreds of people driving by to the beach). My favorite forensics show now is Bones but that's cause I like those characters the most.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on November 22, 2006, 04:15:02 AM
My views on Bones are on record.  Can't stop the wife watching it tho.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on November 22, 2006, 12:00:05 PM
Quote
Surfer riding a "fairly large" wave.. It doesn't seem that big at first... and then the wave starts to crest.

Holy crap! That was crazy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 22, 2006, 01:26:28 PM
He didn't shoot the tunnel. Newbler.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: kaid on November 22, 2006, 03:11:13 PM
I think on that wave it would have been more of a matter of the tube shooting him. And or squishing him like a grape yikes.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on November 23, 2006, 07:48:00 AM
You aren't really supposed to surf skyscrapers.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Scadente on November 23, 2006, 10:17:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4) Dunno if its old, fun nonetheless :D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on November 23, 2006, 10:42:05 AM
That's Damien Day, isn't it ?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on November 23, 2006, 11:58:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4) Dunno if its old, fun nonetheless :D
Is that an actual reporter or is that a skit on a fake news show?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 23, 2006, 12:14:09 PM
being that there's laughing, I do suspect... it may be a skit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 23, 2006, 07:00:41 PM
Interactive touch screen interface (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=884017118027634444&q=jeff&pr=goog-sl) a la Minority Report.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Viin on November 23, 2006, 07:14:59 PM
Interactive touch screen interface (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=884017118027634444&q=jeff&pr=goog-sl) a la Minority Report.

Yah I saw that a year or so ago - looks pretty awesome, but I haven't seen anything like in the consumer space yet.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 23, 2006, 09:36:47 PM
Give it 10 years.

I'd also like to see some more advances in consumer speech recognition; moving away from typing would be Nice.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on November 27, 2006, 10:47:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4) Dunno if its old, fun nonetheless :D
Is that an actual reporter or is that a skit on a fake news show?


As indicated, that's from 'Drop the Dead Donkey' which was a sitcom over here.  I think.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 27, 2006, 11:18:32 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5S3WfNDD59Y

Reminds me that I missed the Leonids this year :(



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 27, 2006, 01:36:30 PM
Was the town destroyed by giant radiocative ants from outer space in the second missing part of that video?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 27, 2006, 02:03:47 PM
I dunno, but dibs on Lana Lang.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 27, 2006, 09:29:06 PM
Notice that the Turks learned their lesson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChBKqcRpmDs&eurl=).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 27, 2006, 09:40:24 PM
kekeke


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 29, 2006, 10:10:03 AM
The Accident Tunnel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEkvgrUHtNI)
Quote
This tunnel in Russia is the longest in-city tunnel of Europe. There is a river running over it, and water leaks at some points. When the temperature reaches -38 degrees, like it did this winter, the road freezes and the result is the attached video taken during a single day with the tunnel camera. Congratulations to the dual bus driver... This is better than turn 4 at Daytona!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 29, 2006, 10:11:24 AM
An oldie but a goodie.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 29, 2006, 10:33:45 AM
Not much you can do on ice if you lose it, but the dual bus driver shows how it is possible to regain control after the ice patch. So many people have shitty winter driving skills, despite living their entire lives in wintery areas. My current truck is garbage and I only use it to commute a few blocks to work in the winter, but with every other vehicle I've had, I spend a few hours each year in empty parking lots practicing my winter skills. Throw yourself out of control and work on regaining it, do suicide turns, etc. Fun stuff, too, and it's saved my life many times over.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 29, 2006, 10:50:53 AM
The key is NOT braking. With my current car, especially with the condition that the suspension is in currently (read: shitty), it's beyond easy to slip in the wet....but it's easy to regain traction by just letting up off of the gas, and NOT braking.

Also, empty parking lots can be fun.  :evil:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on November 29, 2006, 02:48:04 PM
It's Audio only and probably belongs in Politics (hahaha),  but anyways...

Barack Obama must be STOPPED! (http://wbal.com/stories/articlefiles/49730-Barack%20Obama%20CURB.mp3)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on November 29, 2006, 02:49:14 PM
Kinda funny, but still...

 :mob:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on November 29, 2006, 03:25:06 PM
That is both incredibly hilarious and incredibly sad, all at the same time.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on December 01, 2006, 09:59:51 AM
I don't think I saw this linked here after a scan of the last three pages.  Colbert has a Wii.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Owd5lqWXY


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on December 03, 2006, 02:30:14 AM
He doesn't have these stylin moves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wczw4PlKuE


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 03, 2006, 09:16:18 AM
Ben Folds - Bitches ain't shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_N3CK-6CHk)... the Dr. Dre song.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on December 03, 2006, 06:44:40 PM
I like this YouTube star more and more. Though I suppose this video could bore some people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3oLKU5x6ic

Some light relief:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuzxHczowe4


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on December 04, 2006, 02:01:45 AM
I guess I just don't understand why this person is a star. I liked the music on the first one.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on December 04, 2006, 02:07:33 AM
"Useless Videos" doesn't mean what you think it means, Tale.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on December 04, 2006, 09:18:15 AM
Ben Folds - Bitches ain't shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_N3CK-6CHk)... the Dr. Dre song.
My feminist boss is very upset he covered that song :)

I'm working on a blues version of 99 Problems.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on December 05, 2006, 01:10:46 PM
Does this count as useless?

Will Wright on the Colbert Report (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHqnbRqX_sw)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on December 05, 2006, 04:30:32 PM
Has this been posted?

Crazy guy waiting for Wii. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLXCE-bMUM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on December 05, 2006, 09:22:18 PM
Has this been posted?

Crazy guy waiting for Wii. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLXCE-bMUM)

Definitely definitely Zelda.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on December 06, 2006, 10:15:21 AM
That video smells like cheese.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on December 06, 2006, 02:06:08 PM
Now that's the kind of commercial the anti-drugs folks should be pushing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on December 11, 2006, 11:52:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcx4_CszaDI&mode=related&search=

Man, that Belanie is such a ho.

Edit: may contain coarse language: workplace discression is advised.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on December 11, 2006, 11:57:18 PM
Heh, that was pretty awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on December 13, 2006, 01:21:39 PM
Dunno, if its been linked before - its pretty old apparently - but I don't care. It's funny:

Norwegians dancing like WoW characters. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7802110855074134185)

For the highlights, just skip ahead to 9:30 in and watch the next two dancers.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 13, 2006, 02:52:30 PM
the first made me weep for humanity, the second was pretty cool though.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on December 13, 2006, 03:39:34 PM
That video made me feel just a little gay. Especially the guy who thought he was a night elf female.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on December 15, 2006, 04:29:17 AM
I didn't play WoW for that long, but even I know they're doing half the dances.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 15, 2006, 09:55:21 AM
speaking of WoW:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8808743470018716956&q=WoW+-+I+quit


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on December 15, 2006, 08:24:25 PM
That was great!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on December 16, 2006, 06:52:20 PM
keke


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 18, 2006, 10:09:26 PM
But will it blend? That is the question. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oVaEbRiqug)
more of the same (http://youtube.com/watch?v=B8H29jU8Wrs)
A little late for thanksgiving but the spirit is there (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZegRcMjMRU&NR)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on December 18, 2006, 11:47:51 PM
Insane cat for adoption.  Keep watching to the end.  :hello_kitty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht-kEzq88w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht-kEzq88w)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on December 19, 2006, 08:03:46 AM
Insane cat for adoption.  Keep watching to the end.  :hello_kitty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht-kEzq88w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht-kEzq88w)


Go for the balls, Pinky!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on December 19, 2006, 09:30:19 AM
Someone putting a maladjusted cat on a leash is asking for it. My own cat opens up wounds in my skin by just accidentally brushing against me the wrong way. Cats are independent creatures for 20 very good reasons.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on December 19, 2006, 09:35:40 AM
Kitties! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXFZlrzTykY)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on December 19, 2006, 11:54:18 AM
Awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 20, 2006, 10:01:44 AM
In the spirit of the holidays (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5grqhj1b8)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on December 20, 2006, 02:56:31 PM
Someone else beat you to it in another thread.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 21, 2006, 09:30:23 AM
Oh well, it should have been here. This is the appropriate place.

I like this, for you music lovers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on December 21, 2006, 09:38:23 AM
Much better than Dane Cook.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on December 21, 2006, 09:39:16 AM
Heh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_09HOkIEGXs&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_09HOkIEGXs&mode=related&search=)

He a friend of yours, Ironwood?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich on December 21, 2006, 12:24:16 PM
As a middle aged man who often has 30 minutes to himself, I can indeed attest that the porn will come to me.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on December 21, 2006, 01:46:09 PM
Quote from: youtube video description
This movie has nothing to do about halo 2 online xbox 360 kingdom hearts awesome ZOMG OMG wow super mario brothers nintendo wii smash brawl melee link zelda shiek myth legend tactic fishing boat cool nice bitch cat fight ass boob fat monkey sexy paris hilton american idol wrestling random secret level ending sonic incredible ps3 ps2 how to fix asian pride fight ownage owned own3d pwned pwn3d pwnage special move crazy mortal kombat skill mexican carlos mencia samoa shit poop crap WTF yo mama momma jokes diablo 1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 0 lol ROFL money price world of warcraft imp character class final fantasy metal gear solid car toyota iPod mini nano big giant japan china stupid people jk snoop dogg ecw WWE WWF backyard hell nightmare sega saturn 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 live stand up comedy no chance pking runescape ultimate showdown 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 school skool 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 noob n00b loser win winner stock match ken vs wall megaman speed run ganon ganondorf fairy 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 numbers math suck sucks damn pure real TNA impact raw smackdown sony bill gates microsoft zoom youtube movie preview TV of mac tunes music fall out boy breaking benjamin funny bloopers mishaps barbarian guard shield weapon watch out maybe trick magic card blackjack texas poker chess game checkers sleep dog beagle dude paladin vid rule fire ice wind forest explore where the is matt john james bond never in end song lyric lyrics MTV next mind of mencia carlos bad ball rope snake brown NFL countdown launch MLB NBA lebron james and deja vu run diary jane power desk adventure board bored screw around hardcore amazing highlight reel master kung fu fighting sting death emo kid clean dirty title belt world george bush united states deathmatch kill double triple reel big fish tekken ign boom explosion soul pin masta yellow blue purple green red color colors strong muscle anime naruto yugi box boxing family guy FOX flame ninja air element skate tony hawk faint die ha felony murder case crime batman superman ranger chuck norris retard war week month year time beep long ring neck amulet diamond assasin dead solo night csi miami fan club lu bu dynasty warriors honda science art paint mario luigi mansion connect cat kitty call duty german hunt down women child prodigy children sniper rifle shotgun SMG tristram uber baal save farm broke broken arm leg hand nazi nazis democracy iraq debate unit point points spend pretty deuce ace ventura space outer alien aliens area rental gamefly trade merchant suicide jump grenade plasma driver drivers ed new york tall short los angeles L.A. LA scale apple banana kansas asia zip code cheat grand theft auto outtake outtakes laser lasers plasma beam assault rifle ness donkey kong young stop drop roll barrel adam low insane psycho sid metroid smus canada sports sports play top zombie zombies simpsons homer bart run rap rapper cent eminem tips q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m throw pass stealth watch bob steve splinter cell dragonball go away xplay x-play voice battle network sprint phone motorola love eyes family ew ow nextel bench vacation florida new news dave david puzzle rubik cube genesis threat guardian champ champion earth duh rey mysterio fall kumbaya gay lord darth vader star wars comic mugen peace emo home g AOL america the in only why who what where what shoe shoes reebok mexico damn fag nike batista animal michael jackson toy mr mr. bros. bros aruba jack jill jake heihachi elbow cnadian destroyer lol LOL counter 2006 2005 2007 ogre star mushroom mythology book read reading radar ass butt call red sox yankee yankees january febuary march april may june july august september october november december guild wars day wake me up when ends best dvd trailer icon spartan master chief lockout captaion keyes key keys lunch breakfast dinner trix meat mcdonald mcdonalds bone bones home run king phantom gourmet town city shack nick nickeloden central ready steady go utada diz mickey mouse disney classic classics riku kairi sora anit form credit card debt boy girl glass nation killer killa queen whip wrong right talent abc VH1 cinderella cbs rampage strongest man ever steroid steroids former forms remote contol damage percent trash talk ho hoe hoes ludacris pussy cat dolls mucho grande spanish chant eddie guerrero eddy karate chaos strike him her it gum chew ok moblie myspace enough this that them dark light darkness horror borat mitchell elmore rocks my socks papa roach crash the paramoure paramore sessions yo


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sigil on December 21, 2006, 03:00:56 PM
This may overload the nerd index, but  Star Trek meets Monty Python. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnCvpJwKKpw)

Lifted from Fark.

If it's posted earlier, Mea Culpa.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on December 21, 2006, 03:49:01 PM
Second Life tycoon assaulted by giant dancing flying wangs during a CNet interview. Film at 11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&v=ExXltE_JVgs). NSFW, duh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on December 21, 2006, 05:22:40 PM
Har Har Har. Now me, I just would have firebombed the studio. That took talent, what they did.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 22, 2006, 11:43:50 AM
To build on the previous video... some great shredding by a little kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8). Apparently old, but I had never seen it. It's part of youtube's greatest hits. I'm amazed.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on December 22, 2006, 03:10:44 PM
Bleh, I'm really building up a serious dislike for that kid. Living through the shred era once was enough for me. I'll be an old coot with my Elmore James and the Muddy Waters over here. Guitar magazines are drooling over these kids: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuX2QaEG_8s

That kind of flash really never did a lot for me and does a lot less now. I can appreciate that it's technical, but to me it lacks soul.

For me, this is the best guitar ever recorded: http://youtube.com/watch?v=y-oO11qodaI (recorded version)
Another version: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zAG-kX_IlUw (the live version)

Then there's this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SxvzlqrtkWQ
Wish I could sing and play like the man: http://youtube.com/watch?v=MbVxs7bRzGQ
Another of my favorites, not quite as good as on his live album: http://youtube.com/watch?v=12hRFnuTNjc
A little departure from straight guitar blues, but a classic: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TDpgQghpxFM
Speaking of classics, one of the originals: http://youtube.com/watch?v=uSkR0jnBbaI
Speaking of classics pt2, wish I could fingerpick like this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wO7yyvYVtQ4
I used to have this video when I was a kid, one of my favorites: http://youtube.com/watch?v=REQo3JYhcXg

Ok, I'll stop now. :)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on December 22, 2006, 07:01:49 PM
Sorry to derail your music streak, but:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQTNukyASSE

I got a good chuckle out of it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on December 22, 2006, 07:12:23 PM
Hehe. Good one.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on December 23, 2006, 01:43:45 PM
Happy Holidays F13

http://www.illwillpress.com/xmaslet.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on December 23, 2006, 07:14:59 PM
Not safe for work because of lyrics, but funny. (http://www.videosift.com/video/Dick-in-a-Box-Timberlake-on-SNL-Hilarious)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on December 23, 2006, 07:29:17 PM
lolz, Rachel Ray being a fatty. (http://www.videosift.com/video/Rachel-Ray-Orgasm-Montage)

Ok, not quite true, but it's mildly funny regardless.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Simond on December 24, 2006, 04:06:00 AM
Nyoro  Nyolo (http://akiba.geocities.jp/el77w906/nyoronyolo.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on December 24, 2006, 10:24:46 AM
lolz, Rachel Ray being a fatty. (http://www.videosift.com/video/Rachel-Ray-Orgasm-Montage)

Ok, not quite true, but it's mildly funny regardless.

Sure, she's got a little padding but she's cute and if she were cooking my meals I'd be a whale so I think it's acceptable.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Krakrok on December 24, 2006, 02:27:40 PM
Bizzaroland, Georgia (http://www.oxfordamericanmag.com/webextras.cfm)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on December 24, 2006, 03:01:58 PM
Nyoro  Nyolo (http://akiba.geocities.jp/el77w906/nyoronyolo.html)

Ok, can someone please explain that one to me? I've watched Haruhi, and I don't even remember that character saying anything funny in the anime. Also...cheese?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on December 24, 2006, 05:59:48 PM
As seen on the Daily Show: The Jizzonator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on December 24, 2006, 07:23:32 PM
As seen on the Daily Show: The Jizzonator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc)

Heh now I know where that overused gif on ytmnd is from.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on December 24, 2006, 08:37:54 PM
Nyoro Nyolo (http://akiba.geocities.jp/el77w906/nyoronyolo.html)

Ok, can someone please explain that one to me? I've watched Haruhi, and I don't even remember that character saying anything funny in the anime. Also...cheese?

Music is the Loco Roco theme.

The video seems to be a visual represenatation of what is being said in the song. The girl seems to be incidental - could be wrong, but I don't think so.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on December 27, 2006, 01:45:35 AM
Pachelbel Rant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 27, 2006, 07:57:01 AM
I guess I need to make mine more accurately descriptive. That's twice on this page, pachabel was 'for you music lovers' and 'in the spirit of the holidays' was the SNL skit, which has also shown up in another thread for a tripple play :)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on December 27, 2006, 08:07:46 AM
I guess I need to make mine more accurately descriptive. That's twice on this page, pachabel was 'for you music lovers' and 'in the spirit of the holidays' was the SNL skit, which has also shown up in another thread for a tripple play :)
Yup. I searched on "Pachelbel" before posting and the only hit I got back was in the guitar thread.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on December 27, 2006, 09:29:27 AM
I had to learn "The Cannon" (as I call it) when I was learning piano.  It is the most recorded piece of music in the world.  Last time I came across someone else discussing it their research had shown somewhere around a thousand unique recordings.  That's just songs labeled Pachelbel's Cannon.  As that guy pointed out, it's everywhere.

I still think it's a beautiful piece of music though.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on December 28, 2006, 01:33:49 PM
Fun at the DMV (http://youtube.com/watch?v=owvO640ODwA)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 28, 2006, 10:19:42 PM
If you think the Vonage ads in the US were bad, check the ones from UK out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndKBVvrupiE&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK9dXT3qHpw&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayj3xLPoMZU


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on December 28, 2006, 10:51:01 PM
They just use Linksys hardware with Vonage stickers slapped on?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 28, 2006, 11:40:03 PM
Linksys, Dlink, Motorola, Cisco, Vtech, etc.  (http://www.vonage.com/products.php?lid=nav_products)-- Someone made a "VoIP chip" and all of the products carry it. I personally think the Vphone (http://www.vonage.com/device.php?type=VPHONE) is the coolest. It's the only one that I'd consider using personally, as I have no landline - I use my cell phone for all voice communication.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on December 29, 2006, 09:05:37 AM
I know a few people like that (cell phones as main communication). I hang up on them after telling them to call me from a landline. I don't want to try and decipher their verbal morse code.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 29, 2006, 09:34:53 AM
Crappy service, crappy phone? Most people can't tell for me. Honestly, I don't use it very much either. I use upwards of 20-30 minutes a month.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on December 29, 2006, 10:15:45 AM
My house does not have a landline. What's the point if people are hardly at home anyway?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on December 29, 2006, 10:45:15 AM
I'm a luddite. I don't want people calling me when I'm not at home. At home, I screen calls with the answering machines. Get off my lawn.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on December 29, 2006, 06:47:35 PM
I personally think the Vphone (http://www.vonage.com/device.php?type=VPHONE) is the coolest. It's the only one that I'd consider using personally, as I have no landline - I use my cell phone for all voice communication.
You know that's not an actual phone right?  It's a USB key that "turns your computer into a phone".  You need an entire computer attached to it, plus the internet connection, plus a headset.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: squirrel on December 29, 2006, 07:26:57 PM
I personally think the Vphone (http://www.vonage.com/device.php?type=VPHONE) is the coolest. It's the only one that I'd consider using personally, as I have no landline - I use my cell phone for all voice communication.
You know that's not an actual phone right?  It's a USB key that "turns your computer into a phone".  You need an entire computer attached to it, plus the internet connection, plus a headset.

Yup. Although it does have some cool features, primarily being that if you have a vonage ip phone you can set the Vphone to the same number while you're travelling so anyone calling your home phone gets either the Vphone or voicemail. Kind of cool. But I've heard mixed reviews on Vonage's service. That said I have an ip phone from a local provider and I'm happy with it. With my home ip phone and my cell I've managed to completely divorce myself from the local monopoly telco who sucks major ass.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on December 30, 2006, 06:55:04 AM
Jackass Number Two - The Rocket Ride (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElR_0FJ_vWM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on December 31, 2006, 12:51:23 AM
Retarded Eons.com Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxry3y7tv4)

Anyone seen that? Keeps playing in my area. Makes me want to kill.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on December 31, 2006, 12:58:25 AM
On one hand, yeah, it's a very stupid commercial.

But on the other hand, the reality is that we have a rapidly aging population. Catering to that older demographic is a pretty smart bet. Stuff like franchises in the nursing home and funerary fields are starting to take off now. Yeah, it's pretty slimy, but the money is there to be made.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on December 31, 2006, 01:00:45 AM
But that guy....Ugh....The only thing worse than a dork is a dork who think he's hip.

"Boom, boom, boom!!"

Fucking retarded.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 31, 2006, 03:51:15 PM
Don't mess with seaworld. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vz8AuKmItwM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on January 01, 2007, 12:16:01 PM
Retarded Eons.com Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxry3y7tv4)

Anyone seen that? Keeps playing in my area. Makes me want to kill.

As Straz points out, the majority of the population is hitting the 50+ side of things.  They still think they're hip and with-it and control the media.  You're going to see a shit ton more of this stuff over the next 10-15 years.  Those of us born between the baby-boomers and the Gen-Ys are just fucked.  :heartbreak:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 01, 2007, 12:51:55 PM
Hey, most shit places me in Gen Y. I still feel screwed as well.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sairon on January 02, 2007, 09:10:26 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K5-bmJDlIsg (http://youtube.com/watch?v=K5-bmJDlIsg) beside the humor factor, I think it's a pretty good song. One of the best refrains ever.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WindupAtheist on January 02, 2007, 03:42:45 PM
Live-action Street Fighter spoof... where the hell is this from??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj4lHl2Jr70&NR


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 02, 2007, 03:56:43 PM
Live-action Street Fighter spoof... where the hell is this from??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj4lHl2Jr70&NR

City Hunter (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103950/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on January 02, 2007, 06:13:06 PM
great live action spoof, especially if you have ever seen any of the City Hunter anime serieses.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 03, 2007, 01:23:00 PM
Retarded Eons.com Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxry3y7tv4)

Anyone seen that? Keeps playing in my area. Makes me want to kill.

That commercial is a boom boom boom in the diaper of my mind.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on January 03, 2007, 06:39:49 PM
Jack Thompson on Nightline (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM7cwLTSnkQ).  :roll:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 03, 2007, 06:52:28 PM
They opened with a shot of Doom. Way to be relevant, idiots.

Also, he cherrypicks so badly. Oooo, Manhunt, GTA, Bully.

And lol....crime rates didn't go down, people are just hiding it more.

What. A. Load. Of. Shit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich on January 03, 2007, 06:59:40 PM
An insightful footnote for the marijuana debate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on January 04, 2007, 08:42:30 AM
Jack Thompson on Nightline (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM7cwLTSnkQ).  :roll:


Nope, I'm not gonna click that link.  As a mod, you should BAN yourself.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 04, 2007, 09:46:57 AM
An insightful footnote for the marijuana debate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

 :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 04, 2007, 02:48:23 PM
An insightful footnote for the marijuana debate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

Le art.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on January 05, 2007, 03:11:28 AM
I laughed so hard im still crying...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAt329otj6Y


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sinij on January 05, 2007, 03:30:27 AM
If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car. (http://collegehumor.com/video:1721904)

This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous.

This video made me cringe... A 300hp+ car with a racing clutch is too strong to be held in place just by a parking brake. That probably what happened.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 05, 2007, 04:57:16 AM
The car Should have just stalled.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 05, 2007, 10:03:54 AM
An unusual christmas carol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfvSOuwM_4&NR)  <-- NS4W language


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 06, 2007, 02:45:35 PM
Try not to laugh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHQeNDwRS2o)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on January 06, 2007, 08:15:51 PM
Try not to laugh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHQeNDwRS2o)
Nice one.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 10, 2007, 11:13:39 AM
It's a soda fountain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT2MVaoDywA). People have way too much time on their hands.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on January 10, 2007, 01:21:45 PM
Now that's constructive use of marijuana.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on January 11, 2007, 11:21:58 AM
Bush sings Sunday Bloody Sunday:

http://www.maxior.pl/?p=index&id=40824&0


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sinij on January 11, 2007, 10:52:37 PM
Ouch. BMW Z8 review.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqhuPYv-Jw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqhuPYv-Jw)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on January 12, 2007, 12:19:24 AM
(http://www.youtube.com/img/bad_reaction.gif)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on January 12, 2007, 03:22:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-9mB_kGgg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-9mB_kGgg)




Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on January 12, 2007, 08:44:24 AM
Ahhhh, that finallly made it to YouTube.  I remember wayyyyyy back somewhere near the start of this thread trying to post that from another site (i think) but the video wouldnt work for a lot of people for some reason.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on January 12, 2007, 08:54:03 AM
You mean I'm old news ?

:(


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 12, 2007, 11:29:46 AM
Ouch. BMW Z8 review.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqhuPYv-Jw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqhuPYv-Jw)

To be honest, the 'review', if you can call it that, was so flippant that I don't know how accurate it was in any way shape or form. I've driven Z series BMWs, and although I concur with the show that its not a rally car or a lamborghini, its not seriously designed to be. Its engine is in the front, for starters, and the design is wrong, always has been wrong, for cornering. This isn't exactly a revelation. Its a convertible, in line with most performance specs your average Mercedes small car convertible has. I do not think it ever aimed for the 911-type market. It just doesn't even remotely try to deal with the same issues.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 12, 2007, 12:32:00 PM
Bu at that price point, it possibly should.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sinij on January 12, 2007, 12:56:52 PM
I never drove Z8, but old 6-series and new 6 series are fairly good drive, still I like old body better than new one. Z3 is decent for its price, but by no means spectacular car and I think you are better off with new 335 or M3. Z4 is very enjoyable drive, I have not a single bad thing to say about it. M5 also deserves a mention, but don't bother with SMG transmission E60 and IMO E34 M5 was best.

I'd personally would buy 650 over Z8. 335 over Z3. M5 over Z4

Still by far my favorite BMW ride is manual 850.

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-4786792521744177758&q=bmw+850 (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-4786792521744177758&q=bmw+850)

In the video abover 850 overtook was going 200+km/h.

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5933900761322176399&q=bmw+850 (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5933900761322176399&q=bmw+850)

There are good things to be said about 7-series, but they stopped making manual 7 in 93 and to really enjoy car you need manual. There are shops converting 7s to manual but its a) costly b) lineup few years long c)AFAIK nobody does it to newer 760 v12


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Simond on January 12, 2007, 03:47:41 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxzwz_idolinghare


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 12, 2007, 04:34:32 PM
parapara, lol


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on January 13, 2007, 04:02:09 PM
The Laugh Song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WODCE5dIV68


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 13, 2007, 09:47:47 PM
Screw the iPhone, I want this feature  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjtIhLyUy74) on my car.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 13, 2007, 09:50:38 PM
I wouldn't trust it.

Also, who still parallel parks? Seriously.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on January 14, 2007, 08:22:36 AM
I wouldn't trust it.

Also, who still parallel parks? Seriously.
It's the dominant form of parking in Boston.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 14, 2007, 10:35:55 AM
I wouldn't trust it.

Also, who still parallel parks? Seriously.

Just about anyone who lives in a city?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 14, 2007, 11:55:56 AM
Don't you people have...parking garages, and parking lots? I've seen them.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 14, 2007, 12:00:11 PM
I like how people park in French movies (in the middle of the road).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 14, 2007, 03:32:49 PM
Don't you people have...parking garages, and parking lots? I've seen them.

No, you see, that's suburban living. Even if you live in a place like, say, Atlanta or Chicago, although you technically live in a 'city', chances are you live in the same suburban blight that someone who lives in Winston Salem or Spokane. Because that's the American dream.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 14, 2007, 06:03:43 PM
No, I'm talking about the city. I've never parallel parked in the city. Ever. Fuck that noise.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 14, 2007, 06:44:33 PM
Making fun of stupid Americans never gets old. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkkbAyibomE).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 15, 2007, 12:58:36 AM
That video is both funny and depressing. All at the same time.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sinij on January 15, 2007, 01:15:35 AM
Making fun of stupid Americans never gets old. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkkbAyibomE).

You could *always* find stupid people, not that I have high opinion of average USA schmuck, but I think they 'wasted' lots of footage on people answering questions correctly.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on January 15, 2007, 01:18:51 PM
Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok4Hv0LQiIA&eurl=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 15, 2007, 03:13:32 PM
What the fuck is supposed to be happening there? I've seen that kind of nonsense before, but never understood it. Is he supposed to be slapping the sin out of people? And if that's the idea, do these people really believe this guy has magic powers or whatever?


Also, all of those people - their votes in elections count just as much as ours.  :|


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on January 16, 2007, 02:00:27 PM
While we're on the subject of fake-ass preachers...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_ZMKWJ36ABQ


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 16, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
What the fuck is supposed to be happening there? I've seen that kind of nonsense before, but never understood it. Is he supposed to be slapping the sin out of people? And if that's the idea, do these people really believe this guy has magic powers or whatever?

He's supposed to be faith healing. He heals them of their sickness and as a result, they are OVERCOME with the power of Christ or some such, hence the fainting and spasms.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on January 16, 2007, 04:00:30 PM
I think it is more likely that the few remaining operational brain cells they own are overwhelmed and things shut down for maintenance.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on January 17, 2007, 09:21:40 AM
So, to recap, the Power of Christ Compels them ?

Awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on January 18, 2007, 12:02:22 AM
kickass french commercial:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ_mlwnAmr0


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on January 18, 2007, 06:56:16 AM
A Perfect Circle (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eAhfZUZiwSE)

 :-o


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on January 18, 2007, 09:42:33 PM
Don't you people have...parking garages, and parking lots? I've seen them.
Cost to use both of those in Toronto: $20/hr
Cost to parallel park and pay a meter: $1/hr


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 18, 2007, 09:49:53 PM
$20/hr? lawlercakes.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 19, 2007, 02:02:32 AM
Laugh it up, Straz, while Girly Men like you go to the pay lots and pay $8.00/hr (Seattle rates), Real Men hunt for that special cheap parallel parking spot for hours, driving their women insane.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 19, 2007, 06:31:09 AM
German Pimp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWGCTkEChCw)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 19, 2007, 10:42:48 AM
Now THAT is a pimp slap.

What did the hand say to the face? SLAP! I'm RIC JAMESCHIESEL, BITCH!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 19, 2007, 11:24:24 AM
Laugh it up, Straz, while Girly Men like you go to the pay lots and pay $8.00/hr (Seattle rates), Real Men hunt for that special cheap parallel parking spot for hours, driving their women insane.

I simply avoid driving into the city whenever possible. I just take the speedline in and out.

And by city, I mean Philadelphia. Pretty sure I'd rather slit my wrists than live there.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on January 21, 2007, 04:21:41 AM
And now, for the greatest cross-over of all time:

Japanese bikini rodeo pie-fighting

http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=551


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 21, 2007, 04:48:33 AM
JTV makes no sense. And yet, somehow, that's absolutely the greatest thing I've ever seen.

In fact, it might be ABSOLUTE BLAZING INFINITY.

Edit: It bugs the shit out of me that I'm pretty confident the background music was either The Pillows or Sambomaster.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 23, 2007, 03:03:25 PM
I can't beat the last link but.. star wars done with hands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IbV7ad2xgY&eurl=


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on January 23, 2007, 06:01:12 PM
This guy is off his meds.  In a good way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 23, 2007, 07:27:32 PM
The new God of Multi-tasking.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on January 24, 2007, 09:53:38 AM
This guy is off his meds.  In a good way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ
I wish we had youtube back when I was doing acid.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 24, 2007, 02:29:37 PM
Skeeter the Narcoleptic Poodle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbmbQkX7czo&NR)

It's sad but you can't help but laugh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on January 24, 2007, 03:26:50 PM
Come to my flea market!  It's just like... a mini-mall?!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on January 24, 2007, 05:11:24 PM
Worst/best ever fight scene?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 24, 2007, 10:07:48 PM
That damn video of the dog nearly made me shed a tear. Good thing for the 2 videos that followed.  :|


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on January 25, 2007, 12:20:24 AM
See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment.

http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 25, 2007, 12:55:40 AM
See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment.

http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov

..."I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were just as suddenly silenced..."


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 25, 2007, 01:14:39 AM
See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment.

http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov

Wow, it's like a parade of past Trek also-rans.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on January 25, 2007, 07:14:05 AM
And now, for the greatest cross-over of all time:

Japanese bikini rodeo pie-fighting

http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=551


Hell's Teeth.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on January 25, 2007, 07:39:30 AM
And now, for the greatest cross-over of all time:

Japanese bikini rodeo pie-fighting

http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=551
teh winnar!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 25, 2007, 08:52:24 AM
Kitty Washing Machine (http://youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg). It works about as well as to be expected. "Cats love it!" my ass.

On the star trek kick, here's Shatner singing to George Lucas (http://youtube.com/watch?v=p55YD8QhQ3o)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on January 25, 2007, 09:51:18 AM
Kitty Washing Machine (http://youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg). It works about as well as to be expected. "Cats love it!" my ass.
I think part of the problem is that the water comes up from the bottom . I think if it rained down from the top the reaction wouldn't have been quite as extreme though I'm sure he still would've hated it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 25, 2007, 09:55:47 AM
You laugh at the kitty, then you feel bad for laughing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 25, 2007, 10:29:33 AM
While we're doing stupid shit with animals, I submitt the following archive  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdbxLk8_C8c) for posterity.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on January 25, 2007, 10:46:29 AM
More animal goodness!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LHyJH1yGKZY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7jflv5O-HA




And if you needed more reasons to have AT&T, here's one:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ygEwoufSyss


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on January 25, 2007, 11:44:58 AM
Kitty Washing Machine (http://youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg). It works about as well as to be expected. "Cats love it!" my ass.
Notice they don't show the poor bastard who had to open that door.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on January 25, 2007, 01:42:21 PM
See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment.

http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov

I thought it was a parody.

Then I looked a little closer.

It's not a parody. :(


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 25, 2007, 02:32:51 PM
Dear God, who put that shittastic piece of filth together? If it weren't for the actors, I'd think it was slash fanfic.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on January 25, 2007, 03:15:27 PM
Dear God, who put that shittastic piece of filth together? If it weren't for the actors, I'd think it was slash fanfic.

It's apparently being directed by Tim Russ (an ex-Trek actor) and written by some ex-Trek writers.

So yeah, your assessment is pretty accurate. :P


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 25, 2007, 03:21:24 PM
Tim Russ played Tuvok on Voyager, I think.

And he should know better.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on January 25, 2007, 03:26:28 PM
See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment.

http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov

I thought it was a parody.

Then I looked a little closer.

It's not a parody. :(

That's honestly worse than the Bloodrayne trailer for last year.  I almost didn't make it through. What the fuck are you doing, Cameron Frye?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on January 26, 2007, 01:02:47 PM
Worst/best ever fight scene?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM

I believe I am a better person for having watched that clip.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 26, 2007, 01:26:48 PM
Hey, that chick is China O'Brien. All her movies are like that.

On a sidenote, my MA teacher challenged her and Billy Blanks to a fight. They declined.  :-P


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on January 26, 2007, 01:42:30 PM
See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment.

http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov
Alien Nation's Day Off (Babylon 5 mix)?

My gods that was horrendous.  To see so many actors I kind of like taking part made it worse.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on January 27, 2007, 05:17:07 AM
Hey, that chick is China O'Brien. All her movies are like that.

On a sidenote, my MA teacher challenged her and Billy Blanks to a fight. They declined.  :-P

You're MA teacher is a dickhead.  What purpose would there be to them acceptigng?  What happens?  The beat your teachers ass and he's embarrased or they lose and it just shows that your MA teacher is competent?  Worst case is someone gets hurt.

WTF dojo do you go to Cobra Kai?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 27, 2007, 12:51:02 PM
Hey, that chick is China O'Brien. All her movies are like that.

On a sidenote, my MA teacher challenged her and Billy Blanks to a fight. They declined.  :-P

You're MA teacher is a dickhead.  What purpose would there be to them acceptigng?  What happens?  The beat your teachers ass and he's embarrased or they lose and it just shows that your MA teacher is competent?  Worst case is someone gets hurt.

WTF dojo do you go to Cobra Kai?

Yeah, he is a dickhead. That's beside the point though.

This happens all the time between MA enthusiasts and instructors. Most of the time, these type of people enjoy sparring with each other and testing their skills. And learning something new. It has nothing to do with animosity or Cobra Kai shit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on January 27, 2007, 07:22:40 PM
Hey, that chick is China O'Brien. All her movies are like that.

On a sidenote, my MA teacher challenged her and Billy Blanks to a fight. They declined.  :-P

You're MA teacher is a dickhead.  What purpose would there be to them acceptigng?  What happens?  The beat your teachers ass and he's embarrased or they lose and it just shows that your MA teacher is competent?  Worst case is someone gets hurt.

WTF dojo do you go to Cobra Kai?

Yeah, he is a dickhead. That's beside the point though.

This happens all the time between MA enthusiasts and instructors. Most of the time, these type of people enjoy sparring with each other and testing their skills. And learning something new. It has nothing to do with animosity or Cobra Kai shit.
Uh, calling out public figures has nothing to do with testing each others skills or learning new skills and everything to do with Cobra Kai shit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 27, 2007, 07:33:22 PM
I have 3 PS3s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enau4SKqeZY).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 27, 2007, 08:09:45 PM
Uh, calling out public figures has nothing to do with testing each others skills or learning new skills and everything to do with Cobra Kai shit.

Hmm, maybe I should have made this more clear. He wasn't calling out "public figures". He was calling out fellow martial artists at a gym...When people were already doing that sort of thing beforehand. It's no different than basketball pick up games. He didn't walk on to a China O'Brien movie set or a Billy Blanks infomercial and start making threats. It's just sport. In fact, there's one guy in their movies that he has nothing but respect and camraderie for that happily does that sort of thing (some Aussie guy, forget his name...but he's probably the only cool guy in those flicks).

Hell, half of his students were guys who called out him at one point in time.

That Letterman episode with Steven Seagal calling out the crowd? That's Cobra Kai shit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on January 28, 2007, 12:32:53 AM
Damn, that bikini rodeo pie throwing was awesome. Especially the cutie in round 2.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 28, 2007, 10:44:52 AM
Scott Ian from Antrhax doing his own song on guitar hero 2 and failing miserably. (http://www.dovetail.tv/app.html?contentId=1606&j=1)

"Aw this is the lead! This isn't fair, I only play rhythm."
"I couldn't hear myself, the monitors were horrible"
"you should just write easier songs.....20 years ago"
"Man I bet the guys from dragon force are ripping me right now"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 28, 2007, 10:59:34 AM
That's great. I feel better about myself now :).

I think one of my songs would be pretty hard for GH, if drummers I know are any indication. I only know one guy I'm happy playing it with. Kind of offbeat, with changing time signatures.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 28, 2007, 03:23:30 PM
Tyra Banks tackles a WoW catass (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ru5imBot6g)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on January 28, 2007, 03:43:39 PM
Scott Ian from Antrhax doing his own song on guitar hero 2 and failing miserably. (http://www.dovetail.tv/app.html?contentId=1606&j=1)


"If you play this you will never learn to play guitar." - At the end after complaining about how bad his hand cramped up.  It would be cool if they used the same sort of system with real instruments, it would make learning them a lot more fun.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 28, 2007, 05:45:31 PM
Eh, it looked like it was all in good fun...what, is Scott Ian not actually good?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 28, 2007, 06:38:05 PM
Well, he was just having a good time. I think he was half serious about the wrist strain, and I pretty much agree with him there. I can't play it for more than an hour before I have to stop. Having never played guitar, I just assumed that my arm wasn't used to that position. Now, I figure it's the controller.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on January 28, 2007, 07:36:08 PM
Scott Ian from Antrhax doing his own song on guitar hero 2 and failing miserably. (http://www.dovetail.tv/app.html?contentId=1606&j=1)
"If you play this you will never learn to play guitar." - At the end after complaining about how bad his hand cramped up.  It would be cool if they used the same sort of system with real instruments, it would make learning them a lot more fun.
He was "strumming" the guitar the hard way.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on January 28, 2007, 07:40:24 PM
Tyra Banks tackles a WoW catass (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ru5imBot6g)
That's pretty hardcore, playing WoW while the mother of your child is in labor.  We need to come up with a new term like "babyass" -- i.e. you are so hooked on the game you can't be pulled away to change your baby's diaper.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on January 28, 2007, 07:42:02 PM
Jeez.  My only point was that it would be nice if they gave the guitar hero treatment to real learn to play an instrument software.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on January 28, 2007, 07:47:24 PM
Jeez.  My only point was that it would be nice if they gave the guitar hero treatment to real learn to play an instrument software.
They do. There's that electronic keyboard for teaching kids how to play the piano that has video games built into it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on January 28, 2007, 07:48:43 PM
Jeez.  My only point was that it would be nice if they gave the guitar hero treatment to real learn to play an instrument software.
They do. There's that electronic keyboard for teaching kids how to play the piano that has video games built into it.

It really isn't of the same quality and enjoyment level.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on January 28, 2007, 07:50:42 PM
Jeez.  My only point was that it would be nice if they gave the guitar hero treatment to real learn to play an instrument software.
They do. There's that electronic keyboard for teaching kids how to play the piano that has video games built into it.
It really isn't of the same quality and enjoyment level.
True.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 28, 2007, 08:13:24 PM
I can play guitar hero for a good few hours or longer, especially when drunk. And anyone will tell you I cut straight to shit like A Light That Blinds, Cowboys From Hell, Bark at the Moon, Misirlou, Six, etc.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 28, 2007, 09:06:43 PM
Murgos, are you talking about digitizing individual frets and strings, but for a game? Sounds hard (I wouldn't say impossible) to do....And expensive.

Besides, I think kids are better off learning on a real instrument anyways. It's not as difficult as it may seem at first (just difficult to master)....And it's a lot more fun than even the best kind of video game.

"If it ain't broken..." etc..


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on January 28, 2007, 09:07:48 PM
Tyra Banks tackles a WoW catass (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ru5imBot6g)
That's pretty hardcore, playing WoW while the mother of your child is in labor.  We need to come up with a new term like "babyass" -- i.e. you are so hooked on the game you can't be pulled away to change your baby's diaper.


You forgot to link to Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ48K3XjnVA).  


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on January 28, 2007, 09:15:53 PM
You forgot to link to Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ48K3XjnVA).  
Forgot to delete his WoW character.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on January 28, 2007, 10:02:16 PM
Murgos, are you talking about digitizing individual frets and strings, but for a game? Sounds hard (I wouldn't say impossible) to do....And expensive.

Besides, I think kids are better off learning on a real instrument anyways. It's not as difficult as it may seem at first (just difficult to master)....And it's a lot more fun than even the best kind of video game.

"If it ain't broken..." etc..

Uh.  I'm talking about plugging an electric guitar into an A/D converter and generating a pulse modulated digital waveform.  The techinical details are extremely simple, the same sort of thing is done for motor controls about a zillion times a day.  Sound is just a sine wave, it is easily sampled and digitized (see your favorite CD).  The harder part would be the visual cues on the screen in a not cluttered and intuitive fashion, fortunately such a thing already exists.  It's called musical notation.

There are probably several million people trying to learn a musical instrument as we speak, I think the market could support some big spending in the area to make the 'Learn 2 play" type of software not suck and still be profitable.  The offerings I have all seen (for piano which is what I am trying to learn) simply aren't there in the game play elements and production quality.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 28, 2007, 10:31:57 PM
I understand. Though in addition to the AD, guitars still need a preamp for plugging into computers, plus a modeler. You could either go the Amp Farm like route for this, or Midi (which in turn would require new pickups, and it's own array of modeling software). It's all very expensive, and much more than just converting analog to digital. Implementing things like this for piano/keyboard is easier.

Anyhow, I was just asking you to clarify something. Thanks for teaching me about the existence of music notation though. I just wasn't sure if you wanted some sort of mock up digital game guitar or the real thing.

Otherwise, it's a good idea.

[EDIT]

Seriously, good idea. If modelers became cheap (which they will), it'd be a mass market product easily. There are small, albeit limited, Pod like products that are in the $100 range right now, but in addition to the game/GH like software needed for this, and a cheap guitar, it'd at least be in $250-300 range (hypothetically speaking).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on January 29, 2007, 10:56:56 AM
http://www.gibson.com/DigitalGuitarNew/gibsonDigital.html

(http://www.record-producer.com/i/gibson-digital-guitar.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 29, 2007, 11:34:27 AM
Yeah, that thing is cool (and cost nearly five grand), but it's just for digital interfacing and multitracking strings. You could also effect midi apps like lighting and smoke down to the notes you're playing. Lol. To recreate a Guitar Hero like experience, but with real training techniques and riff playing, you'd need some kind of modeling/training/guitar karaoke software on the other end. The ability to recognize what chords and notes a player is hitting are possible with analog.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on January 29, 2007, 11:48:26 AM
No more guitars!
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/madhatter.htm
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/daughters.htm

NSFW
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/brorape.htm

NFSFW
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/spellingbee.htm


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 29, 2007, 11:55:57 AM
I have 3 PS3s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enau4SKqeZY).

First against the wall.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 29, 2007, 12:03:09 PM
Tyra Banks tackles a WoW catass (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ru5imBot6g)
That's pretty hardcore, playing WoW while the mother of your child is in labor.  We need to come up with a new term like "babyass" -- i.e. you are so hooked on the game you can't be pulled away to change your baby's diaper.


You forgot to link to Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ48K3XjnVA).  

Holy shit, Tyra Banks and her entire production staff are a bunch of dumb cunts. I've never seen a more overdramatized piece of "journalistic" shit in my life, down to the flashing solarized images of the WoW game. DUH DUH DUHHHHH!!!!

Fucking cunts.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 29, 2007, 02:23:31 PM
Tetris: From Russia with Love. -- BBC Documentary (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4662636869909322164&q=tetris)

It's really interesting, when you've got an hour or so you should watch it. It's got mystery, intrigue, good triumphing over evil, falls from grace... and a murder/suicide. Also, a somewhat happy ending for the creator, even though he didn't see a dime thanks to soviet russia.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on January 30, 2007, 06:48:59 AM
NFSFW
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/spellingbee.htm

That's actually funnier than pretty much anything SNL's come up with the last couple years.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on January 30, 2007, 07:33:36 AM
NFSFW
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/spellingbee.htm
That's actually funnier than pretty much anything SNL's come up with the last couple years.
Not even close to topping Dick in a Box.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on January 30, 2007, 09:09:30 AM
NFSFW
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/spellingbee.htm
That's actually funnier than pretty much anything SNL's come up with the last couple years.
Not even close to topping Dick in a Box.


Well of course you'd bring up the one exception.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on January 31, 2007, 02:45:23 PM
Darwin will catch up to these people eventually. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=z8bVx43qlHo) (I challenge you to not go back and watch it a 2nd time)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 31, 2007, 03:12:18 PM
What the fuck is wrong with some people?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on January 31, 2007, 03:22:44 PM
Darwin will catch up to these people eventually. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=z8bVx43qlHo) (I challenge you to not go back and watch it a 2nd time)

I am shocked her neck didn't snap. Hopefully her ovaries burst so she can infest the planet with her progeny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 31, 2007, 03:27:01 PM
It looks like fun, if I wasn't so afraid of being slammed into the ground on the return. I think someone must have done a bit of math to keep it high enough that gravity didn't skew the path with hilarious results.

Then again, why not just skip the bungee entirely? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=QokpXX9L8qM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 31, 2007, 04:58:34 PM
At least they were smart enough to have a parachute.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on February 01, 2007, 01:02:55 AM
http://www.thebbps.com/blog/2007/01/31/super-bowl-xli-winner/


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on February 01, 2007, 09:53:51 AM
How to wash your cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QwK5EHSmg).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on February 01, 2007, 10:07:20 AM
Wish that were a joke. With our old battle axe cat, my mom and I would don full leather coats and ski gloves, just to hold her down. My sister would then try to scrub a little bit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on February 01, 2007, 04:37:12 PM
I have always wanted to ask: Why the fuck do you feel the need to wash a cat anyhow?  Dont they do that themselves?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 01, 2007, 04:54:06 PM
They can only do so much alone.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on February 01, 2007, 05:22:53 PM
Seriously, he answers in the first couple of seconds why you have to. They don't have tide on their tongue. Eventually they look how a human looks when they don't shower and sweat a lot. Their fur looks all greasy and tends to "clump" (not knot) so it looks really nasty.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on February 01, 2007, 06:23:07 PM
What do cats do in the wild?

I don't remember ever washing our cat and she was fine.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 01, 2007, 06:36:27 PM
They get rained on?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on February 02, 2007, 03:12:22 AM
Mostly you only have to wash long hairs or cats with a flea problem.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on February 02, 2007, 11:01:44 AM
Japanese flash mob (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj0Ma2CsHME&eurl=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on February 02, 2007, 03:16:42 PM
How to draw a car in MS. Paint (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ElrldD02if0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 02, 2007, 05:35:06 PM
Those are both very awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on February 03, 2007, 10:25:04 PM
The Wicker Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo) is the new Walker, Texas Ranger.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on February 03, 2007, 11:39:15 PM
The Wicker Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo) is the new Walker, Texas Ranger.

Ok, now I have to see this movie.  It has to be either one of the worst things ever filmed, or one of the greatest.

*BEARPUNCH*


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on February 03, 2007, 11:42:52 PM
The Wicker Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo) is the new Walker, Texas Ranger.

It has to be either one of the worst things ever filmed, or one of the greatest.


It appears to be the former (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/wicker_man/).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on February 04, 2007, 03:01:52 AM
"I can see where LaBute is going...but the end result is unintentionally hilarious" -some reviewer

Sounds good to me.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on February 04, 2007, 11:11:20 AM
Taking things too far:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i-IodLR1bA&eurl=


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on February 04, 2007, 12:38:41 PM
.... holy shit. That may be the worst thing I've ever seen.  I like how her family isn't supportive of her insanity at all.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 04, 2007, 02:43:37 PM
Hey look - someone more broken than me! Everyone point and laugh now.

2k for a rubber head? 5k for karate? And she only got to Blue Belt?  :roffle:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on February 04, 2007, 03:05:28 PM
Live Hot Puppet Chat:
http://www.decovo.com/lhpc/lhpc.html

Start with Reducey Risk Reindeer to see if you'll like it.

(the full eps are all over video sites, like here: http://one.revver.com/watch/141989/flv/affiliate/38396)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 05, 2007, 03:09:22 AM
Random Family Guy scene. Probably NSFW.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aXaHKblR840 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=aXaHKblR840)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on February 05, 2007, 09:41:39 AM
The two greatest video game endings, EVAR! (http://www.destructoid.com/the-two-greatest-game-endings-ever-produced-29554.phtml).

My head exploded, so should yours.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on February 06, 2007, 05:36:10 AM
Warning: Site semi-NSFW, don't wander around too much if you are at work. Video itself is SFW.

Pit Bull vs Flashlight (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1738904/context/popular)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on February 08, 2007, 01:33:56 PM
Cake vs Fergie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWDWXGVlIEQ) -- It's surprisingly good.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on February 08, 2007, 04:47:07 PM
I hate that woman and all like her.

Now I'm angry.

Thanks a lot.

(I would angerfuck her, though.)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 09, 2007, 01:32:05 AM

(I would angerfuck her, though.)

Oh Yes.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on February 09, 2007, 02:46:11 PM
Skeet Shooting! I love top gear!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWV4Yqx8FI)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on February 09, 2007, 02:47:43 PM
(I would angerfuck her, though.)

QFT

The hate would flow through me.

And on to her.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on February 09, 2007, 08:42:34 PM
Butterface.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on February 11, 2007, 06:08:48 PM
Fergie just needs to be painfully stabbed and left to die in an expanding puddle of her own blood.


You're all waiting for the sex bit, but, honestly, no.  Stabbed.  To Death.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on February 12, 2007, 11:24:39 AM
The Evil Eye.... doctor. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=xTQopqAYdKo)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on February 12, 2007, 03:10:11 PM
The Evil Eye.... doctor. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=xTQopqAYdKo)

Wtf? Almost looked like a David Cross skit at first.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on February 12, 2007, 08:01:13 PM
Ice Kiting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJdtB1hZw8)

Some friends of mine.  I'm not in this, but damn, is it fun. The better air shots are in the second half.   

 


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on February 12, 2007, 08:42:48 PM
Ice Kiting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJdtB1hZw8)

Some friends of mine.  I'm not in this, but damn, is it fun. The better air shots are in the second half.   
Fun stuff. Reminds me of my windsurfing days back in my youth.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on February 13, 2007, 10:35:34 AM
Why Michael Richards doesn't do any shows in Texas:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ee2f3c4f4 (language is nsfw)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on February 13, 2007, 02:41:12 PM
Japanese Obstacle Course (http://www.videosift.com/video/Insane-Japanese-Obstacle-Course).

Damned if that doesnt' look like fun. I hope I'm like that when *I'm* 40.

The first looks doable, the second... wow. It looks like no safety net, if someone fell you're looking at injuries. The third (the tower) is just showing off ;)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on February 13, 2007, 02:44:50 PM
Why Michael Richards doesn't do any shows in Texas:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ee2f3c4f4 (language is nsfw)
That ticked me off so I went to see if he sued them and now owns that club and that guy's hog farm, I came upon this on wikipedia:

Quote
Later it came out the incident was staged. The chief of police of Odessa Texas has issued a press release saying that the incident with Pauly Shore getting punched out at a Odessa comedy club was a hoax. He says it was a skit that went as planned and no one was ever in any danger and no one was hurt. An off-duty Odessa police officer was working at the club that night and was involved from the beginning. The statement says in part:

    After viewing the video, the officer who was employed at the club in an off duty capacity, was contacted by investigators. The officer reported he had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.

Subsequently, it became clear the audience was in it as well and the whole videotaping was staged. A tape started circulating on Youtube with footage of a first and a second take of the incident. On the first take Shore starts laughing and says: "Sh*t, I don't think I can f*ckin' pull this off."

It was a stunt/hoax, now I hate Shore even more.  Here's the "making of". (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pZWURqqMqg0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on February 13, 2007, 02:58:38 PM
Blah... I knew something seemed fishy. His bad acting skills were shining through.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on February 13, 2007, 03:28:20 PM
Shit, that guy is more man than I'll ever be.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on February 13, 2007, 03:40:30 PM
I didn't watch the thing, but it seems ironic because Michael Richards first got notoriety for the Andy Kaufman hoax fight on Fridays.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on February 14, 2007, 08:57:46 AM
Parachute fails, man lands on thorn bush, survives, headcams... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=CiUU0P-P4c0)

Second link to text story. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070213/od_nm/newzealand_parachutist_video_dc;_ylt=AhL1rG2ZkFglyykUUEjz.KISH9EA)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sinij on February 14, 2007, 11:48:16 PM
 Racing Car Accident  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3j2pvQ6n-8)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on February 15, 2007, 10:08:41 AM
Homemade Flamethrower (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNu0sR89_BM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on February 15, 2007, 12:50:25 PM
Japanese game show + catapult = ? (http://www.medicinefilms.com/digs/188547/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on February 15, 2007, 03:19:26 PM
What do Stormtroopers do in their downtime?

LAN party (http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2217)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on February 15, 2007, 09:12:51 PM
ERYX Ooops! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZPOfwVhokI)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on February 16, 2007, 10:47:34 AM
Le oops.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on February 16, 2007, 09:08:10 PM
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=417fa_4407


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on February 17, 2007, 04:28:11 AM
lolz

He probably has that disease where they look much younger than they really are.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on February 21, 2007, 03:09:04 AM
Man's Best Friend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f9CtnF5grM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on February 21, 2007, 05:57:07 AM
lolz

He probably has that disease where they look much younger than they really are.

Neg, just russian. When I was in Europe, I ended up in a few places where kids barely older than him were smoking.

Hell, a long time ago, we're talking 1987 or so (not so long ago, but 20 years, so whatever), I was on the boardwalk in Myrtle beach or SOME beach in the Carolinas. The place isn't important. Anyway, I was playing at an arcade that parents dropped kids off at pretty often and just left them there all day. And I shit you not, at least half of these kids were smoking. The arcade owner wasn't around and he had one of those cigarette vending machines. Needless to say, the kids cleaned house on that fucker. You know, now that I think about it, I wonde rif I could acquire a cigarette vending machine. Talk about a piece of history in America. Surely, of all things, they'd remind me of a time when everyone wasn't such a paranoid freak.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on February 21, 2007, 10:15:06 PM
At least she didn't have to deal with Ashton Kutcher (http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2007/02/cruelest-tv-prank-ever.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on February 23, 2007, 11:37:14 AM
Too soon? (http://www.videosift.com/video/National-Lampoons-Weekend-at-Annas)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on February 24, 2007, 01:50:11 AM
SuperBot! (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies/BeyondTomorrow-20MB.mov) More movies here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies/Feb2007/) and here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies). Main page here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot.htm).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on February 24, 2007, 08:34:50 PM
Early Windows ad. (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/software/the-most-ridiculous-windows-video-ever-234831.php)

Forum where I found it said the video was probably used for conventions and presentations.  It's still scary.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on February 25, 2007, 01:22:56 AM
And now for something completely different. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW1D94y5u8I)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on February 25, 2007, 04:13:06 AM
And now for something completely different. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW1D94y5u8I)
That's nightmare fodder.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on February 25, 2007, 11:47:07 AM
SuperBot! (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies/BeyondTomorrow-20MB.mov) More movies here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies/Feb2007/) and here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies). Main page here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot.htm).

I for one welcome out new robotic snake overlords.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on February 26, 2007, 10:15:01 PM
Beer chucker. (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/beer-launching-fridge-catapults-those-brewskis-right-into-your-hands-239578.php)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on February 26, 2007, 10:21:28 PM
Beer chucker. (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/beer-launching-fridge-catapults-those-brewskis-right-into-your-hands-239578.php)
Awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on February 27, 2007, 09:56:59 AM
Beer chucker. (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/beer-launching-fridge-catapults-those-brewskis-right-into-your-hands-239578.php)
Awesome. splendid

I agree...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on February 27, 2007, 11:00:45 AM
The Ballad of Black Mesa (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nTbL5elVXrU)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Etro on March 04, 2007, 10:26:49 PM
Some prime scottish culture (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeYDbTChh4s)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Calantus on March 04, 2007, 11:00:13 PM
Early Windows ad. (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/software/the-most-ridiculous-windows-video-ever-234831.php)

Forum where I found it said the video was probably used for conventions and presentations.  It's still scary.

Holy shit! That was... terrible. o_O


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on March 05, 2007, 01:30:41 AM
Squirrel catapult (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f5d_1172741350)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on March 05, 2007, 06:13:16 AM
Oh god damn. They blindsided that squirrel. Too bad we don't have any squirrels here in Arizona. We have scorpions though. But I think a scorpion catapault would be considered bioterrorism.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 05, 2007, 10:54:03 AM
Paging the ASPCA.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sinij on March 06, 2007, 11:49:25 AM
 Can't Touch This  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx8NAi0L3fA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eashentemper%2Ecom%2F)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 06, 2007, 01:45:42 PM
I need to get the GW expansions.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Kenrick on March 06, 2007, 06:45:47 PM
A movie has been made titled Mr. Woodcock.

Do you even dare watch the trailer (http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/mrwoodcock/hd/)?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on March 06, 2007, 10:45:46 PM
The Sir Bruce Story?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 07, 2007, 10:10:59 AM
The Sir Bruce Story?

They already made that movie. It's called Napoleon Dynamite.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on March 07, 2007, 10:18:55 AM
Heh.

Still doesn't make it watchable.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 07, 2007, 10:30:35 AM
The only video of SirBruce that would be watchable would be him getting a well-deserved beating. Preferably with a giant black dildo.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on March 08, 2007, 01:08:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAYQZkAH9nY

Learn English.

Horrifying, horrifying English.

I'm putting a NSFW tag on this just in case, but there's no nudity.

And no, I don't know who Toshi is.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 08, 2007, 11:14:58 AM
What the fuck is wrong with the Japanese?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 08, 2007, 01:59:04 PM
Hey, at least we can laugh at their methods to learning English, while we can only hang our heads and sigh at most of our own efforts to learn...any other language.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on March 09, 2007, 09:33:45 AM
God of War (http://www.battleofthegods.tv/).

This isn't a video so much as it's an entire website.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on March 09, 2007, 10:01:01 AM
God of War (http://www.battleofthegods.tv/).

This isn't a video so much as it's an entire full-on geek explosion.



fixed that for ya.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on March 09, 2007, 11:03:21 AM
God of War (http://www.battleofthegods.tv/).

This isn't a video so much as it's an entire full-on geek explosion.



fixed that for ya.

Ah, thanks.  I knew something was missing from the description.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on March 13, 2007, 10:01:57 AM
Super mario doom (http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2349)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on March 13, 2007, 07:38:20 PM
The only video of SirBruce that would be watchable would be him getting a well-deserved beating. Preferably with a giant black dildo.
You know?  He would probably prefer it that way...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on March 14, 2007, 02:13:31 AM
Young DKs studio version of Rawhide (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk1HzMoo3Js&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1)

I know, its pretty random, but it made me smile.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: kaid on March 15, 2007, 12:34:25 PM
Heheh laptop curling for the win.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8OMijrTVBU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8OMijrTVBU)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on March 15, 2007, 08:34:53 PM
Heheh laptop curling for the win.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8OMijrTVBU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8OMijrTVBU)
Heh, that was a good one.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on March 16, 2007, 02:25:16 AM
Yet more evidence that the Japanese are far more sexually something  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwa9yMJUCko&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1) than us westerners. No nudity, violence or profanity, but potentially NSFW


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on March 16, 2007, 05:30:56 AM
Video gaming fun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8IVS1EZxmo)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 16, 2007, 11:32:55 AM
Yet more evidence that the Japanese are far more sexually something  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwa9yMJUCko&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1) than us westerners. No nudity, violence or profanity, but potentially NSFW

WHAT...

THE...

FUCK??????


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on March 16, 2007, 11:34:30 AM
I second Haemish's question.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 16, 2007, 09:06:10 PM
....


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on March 17, 2007, 03:05:29 AM
The flavor is like a fist!



That actually looks like something someone put togther as a goof.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on March 17, 2007, 04:33:07 AM
It is.  It's from SuperDeluxe.com.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on March 17, 2007, 10:26:45 AM
Aw man. That's just not even funny now. Anyone can poke fun at Japanese tv.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on March 17, 2007, 01:19:30 PM
PVC leprechaun flutes for everyone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5_F7wgdpLM


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on March 17, 2007, 03:35:00 PM
"Could be a crack hea got holt of the wrong stuff"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 17, 2007, 08:45:06 PM
Fucking retards. Why are they allowed to reside in the same country as us?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on March 18, 2007, 02:04:51 AM
Unicorns and Leopluridons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgO3NcG3IHM


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on March 18, 2007, 11:49:37 AM
That actually made me laugh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 19, 2007, 10:54:01 AM
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHUN! SHUN!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on March 19, 2007, 12:10:30 PM
The top 50 local TV commercials (http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryId=3599&SectionID=16%3Ff&spage=1)
Particularly pay attention to the ones below if you don't have time to watch all fifty.

49. Lincoln Auto Insurance. WTF was that?!?
44. Mr. Appliance
43. Sleep Center (the special effects are GREAT.)
37. The Game Store (because no one needs to see that guy in a half shirt.)
36. Auto Connection. (dancing bulldogs. what more do you want?)
31. Des Moines Renaissance Festival (because! *lol*)
29. iSpot Clothing (for all your Minnesota Gangsta needs)
28. Carpet Outlet (catchy, no??!)
27. Sanford Brown Institute
18. Pawn USA. (what--or who--exactly are they pawning?)
17. BPR Appliances (*is afraid*)
15. the Star Wars school board guy.
9. Wet Pets (catchy!!! i can't get it out of my head!)
8. New Hope Baptist Church (no really. you WANT to see this. it's my faaaaavourite. if you only watch one, this is it.)
6. Vern Wonk Insurance (what IS he.. the devil!?!)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on March 19, 2007, 12:41:13 PM
Quote
6. Vern Fonk Insurance (what IS he.. the devil!?!)

He is a local high risk insurance dbag. Strangely, I had never seen that commercial before, but he is known for his incredibly cheesy low-budget ads. The one where he raps is especially painful.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 19, 2007, 01:21:45 PM
31. Des Moines Renaissance Festival (because! *lol*)

EXTREME SHOPPING! Le art.

EDIT: Some of those prove that white people shouldn't be allowed anywhere near rap music. EVER.

And you really need to add #15 the School Board election video. Never mind, it's on there. That's some scary shit.

Fuck. I just watched the New Hope Baptist Church. Way to make Mississippi look like a backwoods evangelical shithole.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on March 19, 2007, 06:31:20 PM
It's not? :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Mortriden on March 19, 2007, 07:12:29 PM
The top 50 local TV commercials (http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryId=3599&SectionID=16%3Ff&spage=1)
Particularly pay attention to the ones below if you don't have time to watch all fifty.

44. Mr. Appliance


Oh christ.  That I guy is just a freak of the highest order.  I would say that is NOT his "best" commercial.  He's got another one where he sticks his head out of a washer and eats a fucking sandwich while he does his commercial.  It makes no sense.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on March 19, 2007, 09:17:03 PM
This reporter needs to learn when to keep her pussy(cat) off the air.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ynz2Vvz9xo


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on March 19, 2007, 09:28:50 PM
I'll see your psycho-cat, and raise you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A-ugAYbGRo

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6067987480536636701&hl=en


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on March 19, 2007, 10:05:40 PM
Just watched those commercials.  I'd forgotten about the Norton's Furniture commercials and just how odd they were.  I can't remember the name of the dude with the blacked-out eyeglasses and beard, either. 

That school board one?  WTF, seriously? Where'd the guy get the cash to run, the people he murdered and hid under the stairs?

 And Robo Cat..  :-o  He needs to be renamed Capt. Christopher Pike.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on March 20, 2007, 10:45:26 PM
Israel's Eurovision entry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_h_rLKTLvs)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 21, 2007, 10:44:57 AM
Israel's Eurovision entry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_h_rLKTLvs)

I don't know what the fuck you said, little man... but you touched a brotha's heart.

Seriously, as wacky as that is, it kicks the shit out of all the American Idol twats and much of the pop music like I was talking about in the other thread (Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco). America needs Eurovision to come over here and curbstomp the entire American Idol panel into dirt.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on March 22, 2007, 01:56:45 AM
300 The PG version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k&)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: kaid on March 22, 2007, 07:46:24 AM
Okay now that is just odd. BRUSH YOUR TEEEEEEEETH!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on March 22, 2007, 12:01:29 PM
Have to run, but the new Pirates of the Caribbean Trailer is out. It's awesome.

Also, Israel is so predictable.

I present to you, Greece. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_2sF967nzo&mode=related&search=)

Proving once again, that the only thing they should export is grape leaves.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 22, 2007, 12:48:13 PM
WTF is with those haircuts....


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 22, 2007, 01:55:57 PM
Holy shit, Greece's entry sucked monkey nuts. The guy can't even sing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: tazelbain on March 22, 2007, 04:02:39 PM
Ya, but the radishes have to be worth something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sairon on March 22, 2007, 07:56:39 PM
Commie Mario (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307402)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on March 23, 2007, 11:49:36 PM
Holy shit, Greece's entry sucked monkey nuts. The guy can't even sing.

Except that was a Turkish entry that wasn't selected. This is Greece:

http://www.eurovision-fr.net/histoire/details_07.php?id=41

And Turkey:

http://www.eurovision-fr.net/histoire/details_07.php?id=61

Both of which are pretty lame. The one that I thought was quite cool was Bulgaria:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9ytzgtLW1A


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 23, 2007, 11:57:14 PM
I vote for the flying hottie as well.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on March 24, 2007, 04:02:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZnQatZgy4U

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=253889


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on March 24, 2007, 11:42:05 AM
That 3 year old is hilarious. Also, my vote's for Bulgaria. Got that cool matrixy feel to it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on March 25, 2007, 03:50:24 PM
I <3 the DJ Bobo "Vampires are Alive" entry. It's the worst synthpop I've ever heard.

The legend has to survive.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on March 26, 2007, 08:54:39 AM
The iRack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM_MkWgbt3k)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on March 26, 2007, 10:34:02 AM
Here's "Vampires are Alive" as I mentioned yesterday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dDxp8Cez0

Brilliant.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on March 26, 2007, 10:37:42 AM
It is videos like that that gave rise to the term "Eurotrash". Good motherfin grief.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 26, 2007, 11:36:46 AM
I vote for the flying hottie as well.

Damn tooting. That song was pretty good, and much less Justin Timberlake than either Greece or Turkey's entry.

EDIT: THe Vampires song... ye gods, that's awful.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on March 26, 2007, 01:37:17 PM
It is videos like that that gave rise to the term "Eurotrash". Good motherfin grief.

Eurotrash? That would be the Ukraine entry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CsKw8giR1g


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on March 26, 2007, 04:07:34 PM
This is a few months old, so I am guessing that someone has posted it before. However, on the off chance that any of you missed it, I present to you the world's biggest trainwreck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg).


You're welcome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on March 26, 2007, 04:13:12 PM
Seriously dude.. fuck you.  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sinij on March 27, 2007, 08:04:42 AM
Quote

Eurotrash? That would be the Ukraine entry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CsKw8giR1g

I'm surprised that actor is still around, he(yes thats HE) started in USSR days and he is Russian, not Ukrainian...  This guy's career is to spoof others Wierd Al style but while cross dressing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 27, 2007, 10:25:10 AM
This is a few months old, so I am guessing that someone has posted it before. However, on the off chance that any of you missed it, I present to you the world's biggest trainwreck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg).


You're welcome.

You just gave me testicular cancer, and I'm totally fucking blind. Alberto Gonzales will be waiting in your bedroom closet tonight with Steely Dan.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on March 27, 2007, 07:17:45 PM
I can't stop listening to this chick, who kicks much ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 28, 2007, 01:15:39 AM
Crazy kids from Tokyo.

http://www.akibablog.net/archives/img-mouse/harehareyukai070325.wmv (http://www.akibablog.net/archives/img-mouse/harehareyukai070325.wmv)

For those who don't know, the song and dance are from the episode-ending sequence of a popular anime. But without Darth Vader.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on March 28, 2007, 02:07:52 AM
I can't stop listening to this chick, who kicks much ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U

Great sound.  Horrible, horrible fucking song.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on March 28, 2007, 03:12:01 AM
I always wondered what Macy Gray would sound like if she was less nasal. Now that I've found out, I can rest easy.

That song sucked.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on March 28, 2007, 10:38:17 AM
It kind of grows on you. The off-beat singing grates on my nerves, though, and that seems to be "her thing".


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on March 28, 2007, 10:59:04 AM
The rest of the album is much less gimmicky, and more Motown. It's rilly good. Besides, she's a Jewish Brit bringin' the soul! That amounts for something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on March 28, 2007, 11:29:03 AM
Okay this one is better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aygAu1x2uQo


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on March 28, 2007, 11:39:02 AM
I can't stop listening to this chick, who kicks much ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U

Add her to your dead pool. She's known to 'indulge' rather a lot, so success may not be kind.

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/winehouse270706_544x600.jpg)

After 'health and fitness program' and a couple of years before.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on March 28, 2007, 11:45:50 AM
To be fair, they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no no no.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on March 28, 2007, 12:23:22 PM
So the mole is new?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on March 29, 2007, 01:59:54 AM
That explains why it was so bad. She's Jewish.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sinij on March 29, 2007, 09:05:33 AM
I can't stop listening to this chick, who kicks much ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U

Good music.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on March 29, 2007, 10:15:12 AM
Lets get back on target with Japanese television (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYameUIYo3c&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcomedy%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2F%3Fpage%3D3)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on March 29, 2007, 11:35:33 AM
Ghost ride it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLvlGVNInw4&mode=related&search=)  o/~ get out of the way, let casper drive it o/~
Tribute Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPNJjL9iznY)

The comments made me laugh:
"Ez2nV168   (1 day ago) DONT DO IT i got a $300 dollar ticket, 6 points on my license, raised insueance rates, crash the car, bent my rims... never again... never again"

People are retarded.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on March 29, 2007, 11:55:10 AM
To be fair, they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no no no.

They should have tried to make her ass go to speech class. It might have made that song better.

Seriously, is she trying to put some reggae inflection into it, or is it just her attempts to be soulful? Because it's distracting from what might otherwise be a good song. Also, little too much wall of sound on the instrumentals.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: pxib on March 29, 2007, 12:44:22 PM
I hope nobody's posted this yet: Six songs, four chords.

B F# G#m E... repeat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JKKl95Ttrc)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 29, 2007, 01:59:25 PM
You're not awesome until you can ghost ride with a manual.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on March 29, 2007, 03:59:56 PM
I saw this on fark the other day.

And you thought that Celine Dion cover was painful. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SnakeCharmer on March 29, 2007, 04:04:31 PM
When I see "Ghost Rider", this is what I think of. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXXs0MS8pRk)  I did some insane (read: stupid) shit when I was younger, but nothing this batshit insane.

Interestingly enough there are a couple rumors about the guy:
First, that it was all staged (the cop chases)
Second, that he died while making another vid (entirely possible)
Third, that he's been locked up (in leiu of being dead)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on March 29, 2007, 04:18:27 PM
I saw this on fark the other day.

And you thought that Celine Dion cover was painful. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw)

There really needs to be a Constitutional Amendment to outlaw white people from rapping, especially if they are over the age of 30. Dear sweet baby jesus what a fucking trainwreck. I can only hope that the fundies riot because they are emulating that satanic devil music and all vote for Pat Robertson or something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on March 29, 2007, 07:29:26 PM
I saw this on fark the other day.

And you thought that Celine Dion cover was painful. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw)

That should be a fucking Hate Crime or something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on March 29, 2007, 08:26:54 PM
Ghost ride it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLvlGVNInw4&mode=related&search=) o/~ get out of the way, let casper drive it o/~

(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9889/nisfitsgy5.jpg)

Quote from: (http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6299/glenndanzigym4vk2.jpg)
50 years ago we would have had you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SnakeCharmer on March 31, 2007, 10:39:27 PM
One those things that probably only I find cool:

V8 engine block being machined from solid aluminum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsmiIeAkE-o).  I'm a gearhead.  What can I say?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 01, 2007, 12:16:48 AM
Nope, that's pretty awesome. I didn't know how they made them before...now I know why they're so beast.


And expensive.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on April 01, 2007, 02:55:34 PM
Nsfw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHRyRCHuQ7g

And kinda creepy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on April 02, 2007, 01:51:32 AM
Nope, that's pretty awesome. I didn't know how they made them before...now I know why they're so beast.


And expensive.

I think that the expensive part is in the machines these days - the time taken and operator costs are dropping. The 4 and 5 axis CNC machines allow for faster and more efficient manufacturing because the tools are cutting more of the time. More than 90% of manufacturing is still done with manual machine tools though, which basically means somebody sets each machine movement. The numerical control machines can be pretty amazingly expensive, so they tend not to get used to make easy crap like table legs.

I did some DNC programming once, which is where you send the machine codes from a computer to the CNC machines. I also worked on some fun CAM software that took CAD drawings and translated them into those machine commands. Its pretty incredible to pull up a drawing in AutoCAD and use it to tell a machine to create something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on April 02, 2007, 09:40:12 AM
Two really cool commercials from Sony:
Paint! (http://www.bravia-advert.com/paint/thead/) (70,000 Litres worth)
Balls! (http://www.bravia-advert.com/commercial/braviaextcommhigh.html) (250,000 shot out of cannons)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Krakrok on April 02, 2007, 03:28:41 PM

Recruit soldiers for Iraq from Civil War re-enactors and D&D geeks! (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_our_troops_in_iraq)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on April 02, 2007, 05:11:27 PM
Does anyone NOT hate Fergie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on April 02, 2007, 05:19:33 PM
I have never heard the original, but that was amusing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 02, 2007, 07:08:07 PM
They're both shitty artists for different reasons.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on April 02, 2007, 09:42:24 PM
Alanis owns the Intarweb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIk4oFkorbc


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 03, 2007, 10:24:34 AM
Alanis owns the Intarweb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

I think this is the first time I've seen Righ dupe. Eek. The end times are upon us.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on April 03, 2007, 10:55:24 AM
Aiiieeeee!  *flails*

It must be Google's fault.  They get duplicates occasionally.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 03, 2007, 11:42:57 AM
Beside You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uEozdU0Luc).

Not a useless video, because I think the song is fucking awesome (as are the others on the band's myspace page).

Just wanted to share.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on April 04, 2007, 12:29:06 AM
I think this is the first time I've seen Righ dupe. Eek. The end times are upon us.

Yeah, that was pretty bad. Did I leave my computer unlocked?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on April 04, 2007, 01:42:25 AM
Don't blame me if you get a sudden urge to buy one:

http://www.bleeplabs.com/movies.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 04, 2007, 02:15:54 AM
Ordering... once I figure out the colors I want.

Edit: I'm tempted to ask, since they final coat it, if they could brand it with f13.net on the back. Heh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 04, 2007, 10:39:06 AM
Holy fuck. If I lived with you, I'd probably trash them with a sledgehammer when you were not around.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 04, 2007, 10:59:43 AM
Apologies if everyone is already sick of this song or whatevs, but this is the best revenge video ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZyTOROlo9E). I'm not on some Brit chick kick, I just keep finding out about these things a little late.  :-P


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on April 04, 2007, 11:01:07 AM
Lily Allen needs to die.  In a car fire.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 04, 2007, 11:03:06 AM
Lily Allen needs to die.  In a car fire.


I figured. She just played in Portland a week ago, and people I respect saw her. Do you hate Lady Sovereign too? Remember that to us Yanks the accent is still novel. But I still hate The Streets. I'm sorry, but we just do some things better.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on April 04, 2007, 11:05:09 AM
No idea who Lady S is.  However, the Streets are unbelievably bad and also need to be in the same car as Lilly.

Talentless bastards the lot of them.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on April 04, 2007, 11:38:13 AM
Lady Sovereign is pretty awful stuff too. Britain doesn't have a lot of good rappers - or at least good rappers that have aligned themselves with worthwhile music. There are a handful such as Heitham Al-Sayed (Senser), Maxi Jazz (Faithless), and Tricky.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on April 05, 2007, 08:22:56 PM
http://www.mediabum.com/html/Magic-Shoe-Strings.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on April 05, 2007, 11:02:05 PM
The Big Lebowski. Fucking Short version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqtgfjkB6Pg)

Gratuitous language may make it NSFW for some (or just turn your speakers down!).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 06, 2007, 09:59:23 PM
As if you didn't look foolish enough playing the Wii... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=myrtf3ZERUw)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 06, 2007, 10:05:40 PM
As if you didn't look foolish enough playing the Wii... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=myrtf3ZERUw)
I'd get it just for the foot pedals (assuming I had a Wii). There was a time during my competitive shooter days that I seriously considered buying some foot pedals cause I had run out fingers but they were pretty expensive at that time. Also that helmet design is way too hot -- needs more holes.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 07, 2007, 02:24:59 PM
My Humps by Alanis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g).

Umm, wha?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 07, 2007, 03:50:35 PM
Number 3.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Llava on April 08, 2007, 12:34:02 PM
Does anyone NOT hate Fergie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

I certainly never considered myself an Alanis fan, but she is now awesome.

She had the balls to really point out just how shitty music is becoming.  Songs like this one piss me off for about a dozen valid reasons, not all of which are even related to songwriting, but songwriting is certainly one of the foremost reasons.

Good job, Alanis.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 09, 2007, 06:52:59 AM
LOL!  OK, now I get why Schild posted "Number 3" there.  I don't like Fergie so I didn't bother to click those links before and find out that they are them as mine.  Sorry about that.  :oops:



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on April 09, 2007, 05:31:38 PM
You're probably not a good person if you laugh at this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp-ZJTMIzU


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on April 09, 2007, 05:39:46 PM
I like how they gave him the smallest knife possible in case he went nuts.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 09, 2007, 07:25:03 PM
I laughed....

Hey, he put himself out there on Public Television. Isn't laughing at stuff on public access sort of a given?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 09, 2007, 09:42:18 PM
I know it's prolly not true, but it kinda smacks of someone faking it. I mean I do a better retard than that guy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on April 10, 2007, 03:45:46 PM
I've been falling behind on this thread since I stopped using the public wireless connection (cable). I'm being a good sysadmin and forcing myself to use our shitty t1 along with the rest of the staff (I bleed for them). We t1 into our system host along with 5 other t1s, and a bunch of shared t1s totalling about 20 sites. They have a single t1 to the innernet ( :-o ). Not to mention the 20 sites that VPN /in/ through that single t1, though at least their internet traffic isn't jamming it up.

So...yeah, no videos lately, until I can convince the higher ups to get 10x the bandwidth for /10 the cost...

But I snuck onto the wireless this morning to download some youtube stuff (omg youtube+(firefox+downloadhelper)+isquint=tehsplendid) and came across Hurt by Kermit the Frog. N really SFW (language, miss piggy's titty):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQRv0RjBBM


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on April 10, 2007, 03:55:57 PM
Japanese Air Sex.

http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1535


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 10, 2007, 08:51:22 PM
Is it really that tough to get laid in Japan, pay-for places notwithstanding?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on April 12, 2007, 09:12:09 PM
Mr T say I pity da foo that wear Gloria Vanderbilt!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InNdEWXWtsA)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on April 14, 2007, 01:04:07 AM
Important practical advice should you decide to breed elephants. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX9Fc2aZSkc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1) Probably definately NSFW


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on April 14, 2007, 02:23:18 PM
The meanest super mario levels (http://endangeredgamer.blogspot.com/2007/04/most-diabolical-super-mario-mod-ever.html) ever.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on April 14, 2007, 07:23:50 PM
Babies make things funny.

http://funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 14, 2007, 11:28:02 PM
Shoot! Shoot him! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX9y0iNuCcM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on April 15, 2007, 11:46:57 AM
Shoot! Shoot him! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX9y0iNuCcM)
Wha.. why? Why Stray? That was.. awful!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on April 16, 2007, 10:31:56 AM
King of the Cul de Sac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn1qcQbHusc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcomedy%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2F%3Fpage%3D3)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on April 17, 2007, 08:10:06 PM
Anchorman-300 (http://www.videosift.com/video/Anchorman-300-recut)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on April 17, 2007, 09:27:02 PM
Are you hittin the walls, and workin the middle?  (nsfw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LLpNLo864


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 18, 2007, 01:11:03 AM
[EDIT] Actually, no. That was a little on the disturbing side of things.

Hmm... What to replace it with...? Something happy...

..

Here's Let's Paint, Exercise, & Blend Drinks TV! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 19, 2007, 12:33:16 AM
Stray. You just blew my mind.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 19, 2007, 12:33:30 AM
Fan fiction done right (http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=57998).

Not too big on the subject material, but I'm still impressed.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 19, 2007, 12:35:07 AM
Yea, that video was everywhere today. And they all stole it from the same NeoGAF thread.

I'm really sick of no one crediting them (I don't mean in forums, I mean on frontpages).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 19, 2007, 12:58:58 AM
I wonder if that dude has a job in animation. I saw some cool ideas there. He could easily be working at Capcom doing corny DMC vids.  8-)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2007, 02:01:02 AM
Aww, and they make such a cute couple.  :hello_kitty_2:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on April 19, 2007, 10:32:55 AM
Here's Let's Paint, Exercise, & Blend Drinks TV! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ&mode=related&search=)
Oldie but a goodie. Don't forget to take phone calls, too!

I wish I had seen that guy's show when I was doing acid.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on April 20, 2007, 10:33:37 PM
Weng-Weng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqh5O9LbjhY


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Signe on April 21, 2007, 10:51:04 AM
RUN! (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1qw98_codeguardian)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on April 23, 2007, 11:38:50 AM
Dating a librarian chapter 786: I was telling her how, if I were a millionaire, I would buy a bunch of cars and smash them into shitty drivers. She then sends me these links :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RDSW-ybm0mg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfIoKTTZuUo


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on April 23, 2007, 06:05:32 PM
Landlord from hell (http://sjl.funnyordie.com//v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925)

She looks like my niece!  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on April 24, 2007, 12:17:15 PM
What they're spoofing... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTL5pKYofY)
SNL's spoof (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKv2SHhNrW0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 24, 2007, 12:23:25 PM
Holy fuck, both those links are both extremely stupid AND not funny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on April 24, 2007, 01:39:47 PM
Holy fuck, both those links are both extremely stupid AND not funny.

I was thinking the exact same thing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on April 24, 2007, 01:57:47 PM
I didn't know what they were spoofing, but I was glad we were having a side conversation during that skit. Well, not really a side conversation as it quickly became a normal conversation during which we occasionally glanced nervously toward the tv to see if teh stupid was still infecting the room.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on April 24, 2007, 02:15:06 PM
Holy fuck, both those links are both extremely stupid AND not funny.
Therefore making them useless videos.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 27, 2007, 01:10:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmaltChJnV0


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on April 27, 2007, 02:29:22 AM
Ow.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sinij on April 27, 2007, 03:08:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmaltChJnV0

griefer!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 27, 2007, 03:47:55 AM
No way .That's fucking awesome. You guys just don't understand.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 27, 2007, 04:24:27 AM
No way .That's fucking awesome. You guys just don't understand.
That singing was dog howling awful.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 27, 2007, 04:39:16 AM
You mean cat raping awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Etro on April 27, 2007, 09:54:49 AM
oh the memories of playing MegaMan, thank you Schild!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on April 27, 2007, 10:38:52 AM
Oldie but goodie: ass pennies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZZj0K5Pjp8)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 27, 2007, 10:49:04 AM
(http://www.icvdforums.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/megagroove.gif)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on April 27, 2007, 10:55:19 AM
you must have been waiting a loooong time to post dancing mega man.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 27, 2007, 10:58:37 AM
Heh. What we need is a :mega_man_rock: emote.  8-)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sinij on April 27, 2007, 12:03:30 PM
We need asspennies emote.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on April 27, 2007, 02:29:26 PM
Oldie but goodie: ass pennies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZZj0K5Pjp8)

That show was cancelled way before its time.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 27, 2007, 05:11:11 PM
So did The State (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A_EgpUwMpo).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on April 27, 2007, 05:27:25 PM
Creepy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKdD4bKvEus&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on April 27, 2007, 05:29:16 PM
No way .That's fucking awesome. You guys just don't understand.
Even with subtitles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_twRXA2tqUc).. I just don't understand


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 27, 2007, 06:59:50 PM
No way .That's fucking awesome. You guys just don't understand.
Even with subtitles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_twRXA2tqUc).. I just don't understand

http://music.atomic-fire.com/mp3/src_org_rm2/18%20-%20Wily%20Stages%201.mp3 (http://music.atomic-fire.com/mp3/src_org_rm2/18%20-%20Wily%20Stages%201.mp3)


[EDIT]

Let it be stuck in your head from now on. ;)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: climbjtree on April 27, 2007, 07:21:12 PM
Hopefully this isn't a repost:

It Rubs the Lotion on it's Skin

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Oij377lgzs (http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Oij377lgzs)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 27, 2007, 07:23:56 PM
I don't care if it's in Japanese, that singer is terrible.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 27, 2007, 07:32:07 PM
It's a parody song. Not American Idol.

And it has little to do with it being in Japanese.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on April 27, 2007, 11:42:22 PM
What I meant is that even with the language barrier, it still sucked, parody or not.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on April 27, 2007, 11:44:35 PM
Of course it sucks. He's vocalizing a song from Megaman 2. What exactly do you expect? The whole premise is ridiculous. And the whole point of enjoying it is because it's ridiculous. It's ridiculously awesome. It''s the Amish Paradise of video game covers. It's not about the quality of his singing. It's about the fact that he even fucking sung it at all.

It's very depressing that I even have to explain that.

[EDIT]

If you want someone that's SUPPOSED TO BE more "tasteful", then here's a guitar track.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHdSV7AZYcg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHdSV7AZYcg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Etro on April 28, 2007, 03:37:26 PM
I want to play with a Gaylord! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQG5Hb6Gew)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on April 28, 2007, 06:28:48 PM
Wiki, Wiki, Wik!
Well, I'm a bad assed cowboy livin in the cowboy days. Jiggy wiggy!
Scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang!
Me and Artimus Clyde Frog go and save Salma Hayek
From the big metal spider. (http://www.linkbitch.org/goto.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flixya.com%2Fspider-mobile-voiture-araignee&urlid=9543)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on April 29, 2007, 12:39:06 PM
Keep yer jesus off mah penus! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exDo2SMdB-0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fpolitics%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2F%3Fpage%3D2)

NSFW for language


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: climbjtree on April 29, 2007, 08:31:47 PM
As long as we're on the topic of Megaman, check out this cool rendition of one the Snake Man boss theme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwPnPHo1ynI&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwPnPHo1ynI&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on April 29, 2007, 11:13:02 PM
Link SFW, site semi-NSFW, don't wander around too much: Kid Zeppelin (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1756378/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on April 30, 2007, 01:47:11 AM
He plays it cleaner than Page does, at least.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on April 30, 2007, 02:02:03 AM
Band story incoming from Sky in 3 ... 2... 1...

:rimshot:

:-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on April 30, 2007, 11:21:41 AM
(http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dancer.gif) :rimshot: (http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/1900.gif) (http://www.iamnotageek.com/images/smilies/smiley_violin.gif) (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dancer.gif)

(http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/rockon.gif) (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/crowd.gif) (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/rockon.gif)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on May 02, 2007, 02:48:00 AM
Bet you wish you had neibours like this when you were a kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnPvUrieH80

And we need more marketign execs like this dude. Weed out the bad ideas: Permanently.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOO5PFA6Ebo


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on May 02, 2007, 02:54:36 AM
Somehow I don't see that Ad getting much air time at the moment...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on May 03, 2007, 08:24:10 PM
I doubt you can handle this, but I present: I Am Baby Cakes (http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB70AD0C7969D51BF8F67E2B3E520D4ED9)

Edit: aw fucking hell. why won't this work? Fixed it.

While you're at it, the RP Tournament episode is the BEST. (http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBA696F269B9D88D70629D940E51E3A2C6)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on May 04, 2007, 01:52:55 PM
I can't handle the super-condensed unfunny contained in those videos.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on May 04, 2007, 08:19:08 PM
That's because you're a soulless asshole.  :-D

Edit. That sounded too harsh without a smily.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on May 07, 2007, 01:23:05 PM
Is the smiley supposed to make me think you didn't mean it?

You've hurt my feelings.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: ClydeJr on May 07, 2007, 02:46:08 PM
NASA tests methane rocket engine (http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2007/images/methaneblast/testfiring.wmv)

Make sure you have some sound on for this. Main page describing engine: http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2007/04may_methaneblast.htm?list208336 (http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2007/04may_methaneblast.htm?list208336)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on May 07, 2007, 05:31:17 PM
Was the farting noise at the end of that video intentional? It says nothing in the article that I could see...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on May 08, 2007, 05:41:39 PM
It know it must be defanged, but seriously...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3b_1178524471


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 08, 2007, 06:41:15 PM
There's also a video there of a dude getting mauled by a lion, which looks Awfully fishy. I mean, hell. I can only assume that if you're handling lions, you keep a gun somewhere big enough to take down a lion....like some kind of rifle?

No, these idiots try to shoot the poor thing with a pistol. A dinky-ass revolver at that. Also, the ensuing CPR looks fake as shit.



EXCESSIVELY NSFW (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=77d_1177437097). If you have wife/girlfriend, it's probably best if they're not around. I'm just wondering where I get tickets for this TV show.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on May 08, 2007, 09:10:01 PM
Its from a late night show in Spain that was called Chronicas Marcianas (Martian Chronicles). It was basically David Letterman with Boobs. It was discontinued after 10 years of air time. Probably one of Spain's most popular shows ever.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on May 09, 2007, 12:45:25 PM
Claymation video - Devil Went Down to Georgia by Primus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9tEdbwXxXw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on May 09, 2007, 01:34:29 PM
He plays it cleaner than Page does, at least.
Uh, no. But I won't bag on him, he's just a kid. I wouldn't expect him to play with an iota of passion or any vibrato whatsoever at that age.

Then again, I saw Joe Bonamassa at age 14 and he kicked the shit out of the guitar.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on May 09, 2007, 01:37:03 PM
Claymation video - Devil Went Down to Georgia by Primus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9tEdbwXxXw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1)
Sweet, that's so going on my ipod. Figgering out how to get youtube crap on the ipod was the coolest thing I've done with it thus far.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on May 11, 2007, 02:01:14 PM
First!  I was just wondering when someone would do a video of first posting. Oh and Hi f13 :-):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on May 14, 2007, 09:43:53 AM
Got this from today's SA article. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsVD37IQM94)  Some crazy Japanese show with a gril dressed up as a seal in front of a polor bear.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 14, 2007, 10:03:23 AM
That show is fucking awesome. They also have HardGay.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on May 15, 2007, 04:54:30 AM
Short *and* useless:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyto11S7dr8

Kind of reminded my of Paelos for some reason so I figured I'd share.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on May 16, 2007, 12:08:42 PM
Can anyone get past 49.3?

http://www.solidworkspilot.com/


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on May 16, 2007, 12:44:28 PM
Oh, that was a mean link. 30 minutes down the drain! Got to 47!

Here's some nice guitar work with harmonics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_sII2rDis4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D5%26range%3D1)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on May 16, 2007, 12:48:54 PM
Yeah. I suck, couldn't get past 45.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on May 16, 2007, 03:45:29 PM
45.3 in ten minutes. Fun diversion, but I gots worktado!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on May 16, 2007, 07:37:04 PM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/583410/the_honk/

The Fonz sure does like his blush.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 16, 2007, 08:40:09 PM
Hmm, 48.3 is the best I could get after a few minutes.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SnakeCharmer on May 17, 2007, 02:45:23 PM
Doing a search for The World Online videos (now known as The Secret World MMO), this little nugget popped up:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3891535120990840079&q=the+world+online&hl=en

43 minutes long, so beware.
Lots of Illuminati / Jesuits control the world / conspiracy stuff.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on May 17, 2007, 03:34:08 PM
Lions v. Crocodiles v. Water Buffalo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM). Long but very worth it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on May 17, 2007, 05:00:19 PM
Lions v. Crocodiles v. Water Buffalo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM). Long but very worth it.

That was amazing. TYVM for posting that...wow.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on May 17, 2007, 07:46:39 PM
That was rather amazing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 17, 2007, 09:57:13 PM
Wowzers.

It's a shame there wasn't more action from Team Croc.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on May 18, 2007, 01:20:41 PM
Agreed. Awesome as hell, but needs more crocbell.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: pxib on May 19, 2007, 02:26:29 PM
Look out!

Too late, it's dead already. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPkk1sUFkI)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on May 20, 2007, 09:11:35 PM
Angry Tortoise (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0gfCyeiyM)

A really cute hedgehog (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TPhpsIK7pDc)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sir Fodder on May 20, 2007, 10:43:07 PM
Some of the Tim and Eric Shrek "promo" videos this guy (http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=TGTTM&p=r) posted literally brought me to tears.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on May 20, 2007, 11:41:08 PM
This one, unrelated to shrek, made me laugh the hardest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG7258dZvfc)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on May 22, 2007, 11:58:15 AM
Do not poke angry kitty with stick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyJuZef9r9c&NR=1).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on May 22, 2007, 01:35:37 PM
Just a bit of miscommunication.  They were supposed to prod it out of the cage with a steak.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on May 24, 2007, 05:06:36 PM
But does it know the difference between the salad fork and a dinner fork?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/599953/cat_eats_like_a_human/


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on May 25, 2007, 11:50:23 AM
Vintage music video.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdnc7vj2glc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1) Cheered me up.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on May 25, 2007, 04:37:19 PM
I looked back a few pages and didn't see any references to this, so hopefully it is not a repost.


Steve Jobs presents Apple's newest product! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCY2t_wK4q0)

This makes me want to start watching Mad TV.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on May 26, 2007, 12:41:34 AM
My new most favorite thing on the internet:

http://axiomsun.com/home/video/nancy_grace_owned_by_her_own_crew.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 26, 2007, 01:06:14 AM
LMAOIRL. Seriously. The poor girl was probably on her way out anyway, so she thought she might as well get back at the useless bitch?

Maybe she's getting a job with TDL?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on May 26, 2007, 01:13:02 AM
Turns out the last portion, with the animal humping, was doctored in. Still, funny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on May 26, 2007, 01:25:30 AM
Good god I loathe Nancy Grace.  The Daily Show owned her so hard on the Duke rape case. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1qaf5_daily-show-nancy-grace-duke-lacross)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on May 26, 2007, 01:49:09 AM
I would say that she deserves to be stabbed in the face with a rigid cock, but...really, who would lower themselves to do it?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Triforcer on May 26, 2007, 08:02:57 AM
Bo Jackson: best video game athete ever.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8PBvOxicz-0


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on May 26, 2007, 01:13:35 PM
I would say that she deserves to be stabbed in the face with a rigid cock, but...really, who would lower themselves to do it?

I wouldn't want her anywhere near YOUR cock, much less my own or anyone else's. That cunt probably has more hidden teeth than Ann Coulter's naughty box.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on May 27, 2007, 11:26:59 PM
Wait, who says the cock has to be alive and attached to somebody? Just get down the morgue and attach one to a ten foot pole.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on May 28, 2007, 03:26:05 AM
Good god I loathe Nancy Grace.  The Daily Show owned her so hard on the Duke rape case. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1qaf5_daily-show-nancy-grace-duke-lacross)



I have no idea who she is, but that was funny shit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on May 28, 2007, 01:15:33 PM
She's a former lawyer cunt who used to be one of the talking heads on CNN as some kind of expert on legal proceedings. Now she has some show on CourtTV I think, which is where those clips come from. She's always been a right douchebag.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on May 29, 2007, 10:36:52 AM
Bird craps on Bushy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIl1jyr3HhY
Related link:  One-Finger Victory Salute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_bylg-Jjz8
Awright one more Bushy, Letterman's bit, compilation style: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa3J-L29iT8


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on May 29, 2007, 10:54:48 AM
Related link:  One-Finger Victory Salute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_bylg-Jjz8

He is SUCH a goddamned redneck.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on June 01, 2007, 06:03:09 PM
I'm predicting a Le Art on this one...

http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on June 01, 2007, 06:06:07 PM
I'm predicting a Le Art on this one...

http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf)
:heart:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on June 02, 2007, 12:40:30 AM
http://mtvmovieawards.yahoo.com/#

check out united 300


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on June 02, 2007, 08:56:25 AM
I'm predicting a Le Art on this one...

http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf)

If that had been the original, it would certainly have gone in the hall of fame of internet flash thingies.  I will give it a hearty LOLERZ, though.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on June 02, 2007, 05:53:00 PM
http://mtvmovieawards.yahoo.com/#

check out united 300

"Tonight WE DINE IN CLEVELAND!!!!!!"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: FatuousTwat on June 03, 2007, 02:16:16 AM
I'm predicting a Le Art on this one...

http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf)

I can never remember the name of the original song, what is it again?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on June 03, 2007, 01:12:20 PM
It's part of Loituma's Ievans Polkka.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: FatuousTwat on June 04, 2007, 01:43:54 AM
Thanks!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Fabricated on June 04, 2007, 05:51:59 AM
AHHHHHHH!

(http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/9648/1180911973124gg3.gif)

I don't know why but that kinda weirds me out.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on June 04, 2007, 06:37:27 AM
It's part of Loituma's Ievans Polkka.
Ever tried to sing along without understanding a word finish ? I think I have a cramp in my tongue.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on June 04, 2007, 12:33:45 PM
This is pretty funny - Flight of the Conchords (http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBC5E31A507F3962A27A8507FFFF7E6E8A).

It's a whole 25-minute episode!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on June 04, 2007, 02:33:05 PM
Ever tried to sing along without understanding a word finish ? I think I have a cramp in my tongue.
My friends tease I can't sing along with songs I DO understand.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 04, 2007, 06:09:45 PM
This is pretty funny - Flight of the Conchords (http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBC5E31A507F3962A27A8507FFFF7E6E8A).

It's a whole 25-minute episode!

I found this filthy thing after clicking your link. Probably NSFW. (http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBDF37A01B6860ED2D41E5AB643C5C01CF)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on June 04, 2007, 06:52:20 PM
This almost makes me not completely hate MTV:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DlmGusx65Y

edit: new link


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on June 04, 2007, 10:04:59 PM
This almost makes me not completely hate MTV:

[kaput link]
Until they force it to be removed so we have no clue what you're talking about.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 04, 2007, 11:40:49 PM
Hot Sara Silverman makes fun of Paris Hilton. Hilton almost cries, while Jack Nicholson sips a drink and laughs.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 05, 2007, 10:17:46 AM
Now that was beautiful. Much funnier than anything I've seen of Sara Silverman's show.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on June 05, 2007, 02:09:34 PM
I don't usually let you guys see What  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaaxtxkJqKg&mode=related&search=) makes me Tick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULNV7IAM8og&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on June 05, 2007, 02:56:20 PM
Dutty Wine Gone Wrong. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vds7Q9Ld38)  Wait for it....


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on June 05, 2007, 03:14:56 PM
What's "dutty wine"?

Why is she convulsing on stage like that?

WHAT'S GOING ON!?






I feel so old. 


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 05, 2007, 05:58:07 PM
Kids, this is could be you, on Crack.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on June 05, 2007, 08:12:56 PM
Now that was beautiful. Much funnier than anything I've seen of Sara Silverman's show.

Get her stand-up act on video.  One of the funniest comedians I've seen but I really doubt if her style translates well to a tv sit-com.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on June 05, 2007, 09:17:28 PM
Swear Jar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Calantus on June 06, 2007, 08:17:19 AM
Tick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULNV7IAM8og&mode=related&search=)

That was... incredible. It was perfect in so many ways. The people who made it deserve medals.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: climbjtree on June 06, 2007, 11:47:14 AM
Swear Jar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM)

Beautiful.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Signe on June 06, 2007, 11:57:40 AM
 PS3 advert but NWFW.  (http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=20297&type=wmv)

Figure it out.  (http://www.thisisliving.tv/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 06, 2007, 01:14:40 PM
Swear Jar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM)

I'm in tears from that one. Le art.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nebu on June 06, 2007, 06:45:12 PM
Hitler loses his Xbox live account. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvZnTFpip0) It's in poor taste and the text is poorly written, but it was funny if taken in a South Park sort of way. NSFW.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: FatuousTwat on June 07, 2007, 12:44:19 AM
What? THATS NOT WHAT THEY ARE SAYING AT ALL!!1!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on June 07, 2007, 09:06:21 AM
Hitler loses his Xbox live account. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvZnTFpip0) It's in poor taste and the text is poorly written, but it was funny if taken in a South Park sort of way. NSFW.
Whenever I see that movie or clips from it I honestly wonder if the guy playing Goebbles had plastic surgery to look that evil.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on June 08, 2007, 11:55:46 PM
I must see this:

http://www.devilducky.com/media/62681/


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on June 09, 2007, 01:58:45 AM
No - You must see THIS!!!! (http://www.devilducky.com/media/62924/). I really want some sushi right now.

The airplane bit in the last one had me laughing pretty good.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 09, 2007, 09:57:41 AM
What airplane?

Still, was pretty neat.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on June 11, 2007, 11:06:16 AM
http://strazos.willbedefeated.com


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 11, 2007, 10:44:58 PM
That was almost funny.

Almost.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on June 12, 2007, 06:50:23 AM
Tick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULNV7IAM8og&mode=related&search=)

That was... incredible. It was perfect in so many ways. The people who made it deserve medals.

If you liked the first two, as I did, the 3rd is similarly amusing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pacJDl4pZqg).

I'm honestly not getting paid by these guys.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on June 12, 2007, 10:13:56 PM
Johnny Depp in Japan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB0vWOaOjx0


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on June 13, 2007, 02:48:19 AM
Q: Paul, what are you here for today, Paul?
A: To sing opera (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9oxTy7KIAaA).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on June 13, 2007, 09:22:14 AM
Johnny Depp in Japan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB0vWOaOjx0

The wierdest thing in that is his English accent. I know he's living in France and all, but c'mon, the boy's from Kentucky fer cryin' out loud!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on June 13, 2007, 09:23:52 AM
What airplane?

Airplane I.  You know with Leslie Nielsen.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2007, 10:27:30 AM
Q: Paul, what are you here for today, Paul?
A: To sing opera (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9oxTy7KIAaA).


That was transcendent. Fuck me, how does a mobile phone salesmen sing that good and NOT have been on stage already?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on June 13, 2007, 06:35:43 PM
That was transcendent. Fuck me, how does a mobile phone salesmen sing that good and NOT have been on stage already?

Just how the world works? Amazing one way or another. I sure hope he wins.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on June 13, 2007, 11:09:11 PM
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

http://www.livevideo.com/video/7A57F42989E240D8B45819D885AD583E/korean-ball-bouncing.aspx


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on June 14, 2007, 12:27:23 AM
That was transcendent. Fuck me, how does a mobile phone salesmen sing that good and NOT have been on stage already?
He was. A quick look at the wiki references (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Potts) confirm:
Quote
He has spent two summers touring Northern Italy training with one of the major opera schools, training under top teachers Mario Melani and Svetlana Sidrova, and has taken part in master classes with Vilma Vernocchi, Katia Ricciarelli and Luciano Pavarotti. He has also performed with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra.

With Bath Opera he has sung the roles of Don Basilio (Marriage of Figaro), Don Ottavio (Don Giovanni) and the title role in Verdi's Don Carlos, and Turandot as Prince of Persia and Herald. Future plans include the role of Chevalier des Grieux (Manon Lescaut) for Southgate Opera, London, and another concert with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra in the summer.
And he also sells mobile phones. Sort of how Casey Ryback (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105690/) also cooks. It doesn't lessen how good he is, just realize he wasn't just some schmoe with aspirations.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on June 14, 2007, 09:26:23 AM
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

http://www.livevideo.com/video/7A57F42989E240D8B45819D885AD583E/korean-ball-bouncing.aspx
That was either a woman or a eunuch.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on June 14, 2007, 09:31:23 AM
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

http://www.livevideo.com/video/7A57F42989E240D8B45819D885AD583E/korean-ball-bouncing.aspx
That was either a woman or a eunuch.
Or steel diapers.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on June 14, 2007, 10:10:44 AM
Another ridiculous Japanese game show that seems absolutely impossible. (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/06/beyond_redonk.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on June 14, 2007, 11:10:20 AM
The seven foot guy was a amusing.  He should have kept breaking blocks until they gave him one to fit through.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on June 14, 2007, 09:51:40 PM
Q: Paul, what are you here for today, Paul?
A: To sing opera (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9oxTy7KIAaA).


He's also here to win the semi-finals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDB9zwlXrB8).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 15, 2007, 09:54:33 AM
Q: Paul, what are you here for today, Paul?
A: To sing opera (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9oxTy7KIAaA).


He's also here to win the semi-finals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDB9zwlXrB8).

Kick ass. I hate these kinds of shows, but I hope homie wins.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Teleku on June 15, 2007, 11:49:59 AM
Panda Dog. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLqmf8x7rLI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwwtdd%2Ecom%2F)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on June 16, 2007, 12:00:42 PM
Goonies of the Caribbean (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJSp2jNI7Co)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on June 17, 2007, 11:52:43 AM
Kick ass. I hate these kinds of shows, but I hope homie wins.

Friend and I were interested to see who Paul was up against. His name is Damon Scott and he sings with a puppet and during the semi-fainals he, uh, didn't do so well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENztgMVKio0).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sigil on June 18, 2007, 03:28:40 PM
Anyone remember the AYDS appetite control system from the  80's?  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73CKpn-5uc4)


Sorry if this was posted earlier. I'm not going through 46 pages of posts.




Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on June 18, 2007, 03:55:13 PM
A fast solution to global warming. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYgEwXWilUc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2F%3Fpage%3D4)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 18, 2007, 04:53:45 PM
Kick ass. I hate these kinds of shows, but I hope homie wins.

Friend and I were interested to see who Paul was up against. His name is Damon Scott and he sings with a puppet and during the semi-fainals he, uh, didn't do so well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENztgMVKio0).

Simon Cowell is a dick. I thought that was pretty damn funny. But yeah, he was no Paul Plotts.

EDIT: Shit, I remember those AYD'S diet products. Right about 1983, they just died out completely. I wonder why?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 18, 2007, 05:56:11 PM
Anyone remember the AYDS appetite control system from the  80's?  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73CKpn-5uc4)


Sorry if this was posted earlier. I'm not going through 46 pages of posts.





lol, Sicklerville NJ? Heh, how about that....Granted, I didn't live here yet, but that's not the point.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on June 19, 2007, 12:54:28 PM
Sicko - Full Movie.  (http://www.videosift.com/video/Sicko-full-movie-Michael-Moores-take-on-healthcare) Will probably be removed soon.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on June 19, 2007, 12:55:50 PM
I think Michael Moore's movies should be posted everywhere. I mean, he's all about the message. RIGHT?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on June 19, 2007, 01:07:15 PM
I think Michael Moore's movies should be posted everywhere. I mean, he's all about the message. RIGHT?

Message for one day:

http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=4358 (http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=4358)

then:

http://tinyurl.com/yvauzg (http://tinyurl.com/yvauzg)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on June 19, 2007, 01:31:54 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/half_of_nation_outraged_at


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on June 20, 2007, 04:32:06 PM
Arcade basketball, dual wielding. (http://www.geekologie.com/2007/06/best_arcade_basketball_guy_eve.php)

Washed up actress dances badly. (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/bai_ling_is_almost_too_good_at.php) It's like a combination of Elaine Benes and the dance Ricky Gervais did in The Office.  Then when you're getting bored, a midget is brought in.  Yah.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on June 20, 2007, 06:45:22 PM
Ye gods Bai. Wtf. Get out of the club. Only go if you run out of Coke. Yeesh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on June 22, 2007, 09:48:57 AM
I can only hope that when I die, and my life is flashing before my eyes, I'll remember seeing a coked up Bai Ling freaking a midget.

That should put a smile on my face.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on June 22, 2007, 11:20:23 AM
Fuck, I think I dance better than that, and I look like a cracked up scarecrow street whore heroin junkie with 50,000 volts running through me. I'm surprised the entire club didn't spontaneously combust upon seeing that.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on June 22, 2007, 11:54:40 AM
I think Great White had that problem once...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on June 22, 2007, 12:12:01 PM
Heh, did you ever notice that her name is "Bailing"? A Youtube search for Bai Ling told me so.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on June 22, 2007, 02:50:21 PM
Del the Funky Homo Sapien waxing poetic about Megaman and inspirado for Deltron 3030. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbSG1vJisKw)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: pxib on June 26, 2007, 01:43:06 AM
So I found this adorable mime act. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU45bc8RBdU) It's adorable.

In my defense, I was actually looking for an old Rudy Coby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRmKlKsgDSo) stuff.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on June 26, 2007, 07:11:05 PM
Only the French...



They were pretty good though....for mimes.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on June 26, 2007, 11:23:55 PM
Simon Cowell is a dick. I thought that was pretty damn funny. But yeah, he was no Paul Plotts.

Oh, by the way, he won (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_5W4t_CBzg) and as much as you hate Cowell, I'm pretty sure he just ensured this guy gets heard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ0nS7jVE3A&mode=related&search=).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Krakrok on July 02, 2007, 04:48:02 PM

The EU makes you it's bitch (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=465509&in_page_id=1811) (probably NSFW).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 02, 2007, 08:50:49 PM
Egg on Toast made me hungry.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on July 03, 2007, 07:25:22 AM
Egg on Toast made me hungry.

Fat chick getting doggied made me hungry.

lol @ Knocked Up "What? It's a style!"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 03, 2007, 07:53:37 AM
Balloon Fetish Goes Pathetically Wrong (http://www.videosift.com/video/Balloon-Fetish-Goes-Pathetically-Wrong)

(S4W)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 03, 2007, 08:07:41 AM
A trojan says what now ?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: tazelbain on July 04, 2007, 08:40:42 AM
A submission for Democratic Debate.
http://www.youtube.com/contests_layout?name=DemocraticDebate&v=96uRDbfy82E&goto=76 (http://www.youtube.com/contests_layout?name=DemocraticDebate&v=96uRDbfy82E&goto=76)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on July 04, 2007, 12:56:04 PM
Balloon Fetish Goes Pathetically Wrong (http://www.videosift.com/video/Balloon-Fetish-Goes-Pathetically-Wrong)

(S4W)

Quote
" Well, I can still breathe!"

Good, because I can't imagine what the EMT/ Police who finally show up to discover your pre-packaged corpse would've said.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on July 04, 2007, 08:41:12 PM
"Aww frak.  Another one of those fetishists.  Hey Bob!  Look what we got this week!"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on July 05, 2007, 12:33:04 AM
NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDVC1Ex9kAA


edit: oops, forgot.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on July 05, 2007, 10:59:04 AM
You might want to label that NSFW there, king. There's some boobage about.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 05, 2007, 01:16:30 PM
You might want to label that NSFW there, king. There's some boobage about.
I love having my private office again. I should just sit and watch porn all day...but they might notice the udder lack of work.

Good commercial, though  :evil:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on July 05, 2007, 02:13:39 PM
You must need some cream/ointment after a marathon session like that....


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on July 05, 2007, 04:03:54 PM
I love having my private office again. I should just sit and watch porn all day...but they might notice the udder lack of work.
If that was intentional, it's bad.

If not, it's still bad.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 06, 2007, 09:30:01 AM
Har. :woot:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on July 06, 2007, 12:53:27 PM
y musicalmente por géneros como el cyberpunk, el glam rock y Elvis Presley.


QUE? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiNguu_fGd8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2F216%2E239%2E51%2E104%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dcache%3Az7%2Db5ZxXtLoJ%3Awww%2Epitchforkmedia%2Ecom%2Farticle%2Ffeature%2F36588%2Dstaff%2Dlist%2D100%2Dawesome%2D)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on July 06, 2007, 01:15:34 PM
I saw them live at the Queen Margaret Union in Glasgow years ago. They sucked, but mercifully their set was quite short.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 06, 2007, 10:40:29 PM
Human Pixels (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/the-real-.n-sync/human-pixels-perform-huge-real+time-animation-275689.php)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 06, 2007, 11:43:26 PM
Dancing Stormtrooper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bygdRMCwC6s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Flj%2Dtoys%2Ecom%2F%3Fjournalid%3D9335812%26moduleid%3D15%26auth%5Ftoken%3Dsessionless%3A1183780800%3Aembedcontent%3A9335812%252)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on July 07, 2007, 12:17:37 AM
Cuteness! (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/07/nhead_butt_pas.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on July 07, 2007, 12:38:15 AM
Human Pixels (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/the-real-.n-sync/human-pixels-perform-huge-real+time-animation-275689.php)
holy crap, that was awesome.  The amount of training they must have done to get that right...the mind boggles.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 07, 2007, 12:51:20 AM
Wow, buncha awesome videos today.

Also, see that damn Panda, laughing as it beat up on that poor defenseless woman?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 07, 2007, 01:10:37 AM
That red panda rules. Thanks!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 07, 2007, 09:47:52 AM
I didn't realize they were tame enough to have as pets.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on July 07, 2007, 10:05:16 AM
I didn't realize they were tame enough to have as pets.

Some people keep raccoons as pets, doesn't make it a good idea.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on July 08, 2007, 01:40:13 AM
Human Pixels (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/the-real-.n-sync/human-pixels-perform-huge-real+time-animation-275689.php)
holy crap, that was awesome.  The amount of training they must have done to get that right...the mind boggles.
I loved those "transition effects" during the last quarter of the video or so.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on July 08, 2007, 01:45:10 AM
I didn't realize they were tame enough to have as pets.
Red pandas are an endangered species. My guess is those are from a zoo and on "loan" to make that video.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on July 08, 2007, 12:05:05 PM
Hero-Metal A-Capella! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6F9aJuHJE80)
Quote
Five singers, one drummer. No guitars, no bass, no keyboards but nevertheless an unbelievable melodic metal experience.

Just came back from a festival am watched them there. Greatest band I have seen in a long time and a splendid idea. Plus one of them is a scott, so what is not to love about them.

Enjoy.

PS: There is a live video on youtube, but the quality very very bad. The fanmade videos at least have decent sound.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 08, 2007, 07:56:52 PM
When you take the guitars away from metal, it sounds like Christian Rock.

I'd nail the chick in the group though.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on July 08, 2007, 10:12:07 PM
That was pretty damn cool.

Tho I agree with Schild on the 'sounds like Christian Rock' bit.  Interesting.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 09, 2007, 09:07:45 AM
When you take the guitars away from metal, it sounds like Christian Rock.
Soo...by deductive reasoning...there is only christian rock in arizona.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on July 09, 2007, 11:25:10 AM
I bought and DL'd the album on iTunes because it was only $9.  It's really good, and got my blood pumping in a way metal & hard rock hasn't for years now.  It's just so much electronic noise, distortion, and whining about parents who don't love them enough these days.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 09, 2007, 11:30:24 AM
There's some new band contest 'reality show' on with Johnny Rotten and Bif Naked ( :inluv: ) and some other dude as judges. We have it on the DVR and saw a couple of the bands, who were nu-metal or whatever the fuck that makeupped angsty garbage is. Metal is ready for a reset. They're even trying to bring back shredmetal, for crissakes. You can't kill the metal, but sometimes you do need to take it out behind the shed and shoot it a few times to get rid of the weak ones.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: murdoc on July 09, 2007, 11:44:22 AM
I usually very anti-celebrity, but I  :heart: Bif Naked.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on July 09, 2007, 12:54:18 PM
Hero-Metal A-Capella! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6F9aJuHJE80)
Quote
Five singers, one drummer. No guitars, no bass, no keyboards but nevertheless an unbelievable melodic metal experience.

Just came back from a festival am watched them there. Greatest band I have seen in a long time and a splendid idea. Plus one of them is a scott, so what is not to love about them.

Enjoy.

PS: There is a live video on youtube, but the quality very very bad. The fanmade videos at least have decent sound.

Wow.

That song reminds me of Highlander.

Not the movies either.

The show.  You know which one.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on July 09, 2007, 01:50:51 PM

Wow.

That song reminds me of Highlander.

Not the movies either.

The show.  You know which one.
And thats a good thing, right ?  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on July 09, 2007, 03:08:29 PM
That was pretty damn cool.

Tho I agree with Schild on the 'sounds like Christian Rock' bit.  Interesting.

I was thinking more like "When did metal start to look like N'Sync?"

It still kicked ass.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on July 09, 2007, 03:42:06 PM
There's some new band contest 'reality show' on with Johnny Rotten and Bif Naked ( :inluv: ) and some other dude as judges. We have it on the DVR and saw a couple of the bands, who were nu-metal or whatever the fuck that makeupped angsty garbage is. Metal is ready for a reset. They're even trying to bring back shredmetal, for crissakes. You can't kill the metal, but sometimes you do need to take it out behind the shed and shoot it a few times to get rid of the weak ones.

Bodog Battle. (http://www.bodog.tv/media/bodog-battle-into-short) The third judge is Billy Duffy of The Cult. We don't get it on Comcast in this area, so either it'll be on the On Demand Fuse stuff that we do get or I'll have to download it via torrent. I guess Bif Naked is nice enough to look at, but I'm more interested in seeing Lydon do his camera antics.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on July 10, 2007, 10:43:51 PM
Human Tetris:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZWHaor6LOU


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 11, 2007, 11:10:54 AM
News reporter CHUCK STORM is on the scene! (http://videoblazer.net/videoblazer/index.php?option=com_seyret&task=videodirectlink&id=1243)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lt.Dan on July 11, 2007, 06:12:01 PM
I was flicking through channels on TV last night and came across an episode of "The Chaser's War on Everything".  Ahh the memories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3SfNANtig (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3SfNANtig)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ344JGAUYo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ344JGAUYo)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnP0snh_1cU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnP0snh_1cU)  :(

Worth watching again even if posted earlier.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on July 11, 2007, 08:47:05 PM
60's Anti-Porn short. (http://videoblazer.net/videoblazer/index.php?option=com_seyret&task=videodirectlink&id=477)

Some of the crap flowing out of Putnam's mouth is frighteningly familiar.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 11, 2007, 09:47:08 PM
That was awsome. I just quoted many phrases of that instructional video to my GF over IM.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 12, 2007, 09:32:30 AM
...and again...the breast fetish.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 12, 2007, 09:43:34 AM
Can someone come up with a cute (not NSFW) picture with an ms paint caption saying "You're appealing to the sodomists!" ? I think I would find such a intardnet image useful in the politics forum.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on July 12, 2007, 04:56:18 PM
I love how they linger on every picture, and describe stuff in detail.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on July 12, 2007, 06:10:39 PM
Serious Business is in dire need of My Business (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34O_-o-WJ_w).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 12, 2007, 08:45:01 PM
Couldn't even understand what was going on, the audio was so loud and bad.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 13, 2007, 10:19:07 AM
Jeez, I thought I recorded hot and bassy.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 13, 2007, 03:14:11 PM
Flight of the bumblebee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVbuIZ-5-8o&NR=1)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on July 14, 2007, 01:36:26 AM
That's a lot of fricking buttons.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on July 14, 2007, 01:40:07 AM
Dueling presidential candidate "fan" videos:

Semi-NSFW (girls in bikinis)

"I Got a Crush...On Obama" By Obama Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU) vs. Hot4Hill -- Taryn Southern (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGxTk6XEWf0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 15, 2007, 10:55:43 AM
Purity Bricks (http://www.videosift.com/video/Louis-CK-Learns-about-the-Catholic-Church) (not for the devout Catholic)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on July 15, 2007, 08:18:59 PM
SNL mostly misses but this one is pretty good.


http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 15, 2007, 08:49:52 PM
Boy, are you about 4 pages too late on that... that aired what, 6 months ago and stormed through the internet right after?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 16, 2007, 08:46:53 AM
Hey I heard there's this funny skit where two guys play slavic bachelors that like to hit on women.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: tazelbain on July 16, 2007, 09:45:47 AM
Or the one about a cat... WHO DRIVES!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: sinij on July 16, 2007, 01:22:25 PM
This is  Sparta!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcAq9mOUx8s)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 16, 2007, 02:29:55 PM
Well, blech. Nevermind then.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nebu on July 16, 2007, 02:38:44 PM
Pixar short (http://www.videosift.com/bigger.php?link_id=63337)

Been removed by Meta cafe  :cry:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 16, 2007, 10:58:33 PM
A whole new level of awsome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n441gF-sU-Y&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D7%26range%3D1)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on July 17, 2007, 01:33:30 AM
The Ace of Spades, as performed in Orgirmmar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0oQ9YSnir0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on July 17, 2007, 07:20:46 AM
The Ace of Spades, as performed in Orgirmmar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0oQ9YSnir0)

Yet another example of how people have more time than me.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lantyssa on July 17, 2007, 09:33:47 AM
Which is bigger? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Zz05t19dg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Slayerik on July 17, 2007, 09:37:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxN6XwORDnw&mode=related&search=

Beat Boxin

need your sound or else it just doesn't work :)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on July 18, 2007, 02:49:56 AM
Read a book!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8) NSFW - lots of profanity. But all the ideas are good. Please take any race discussion to politics. Only for amusement.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on July 18, 2007, 08:16:11 AM
Read a book!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8) NSFW - lots of profanity. But all the ideas are good. Please take any race discussion to politics. Only for amusement.

Um...   :-o


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on July 18, 2007, 12:42:04 PM
Read a book!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8) NSFW - lots of profanity. But all the ideas are good. Please take any race discussion to politics. Only for amusement.

Maybe it's cause I'm younger, but I love it. It applies to all the stupid kids of my generation, not just black people.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 18, 2007, 01:08:41 PM
Except that it comes across about as effectively as a Rambo Movie advocating World Peace?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on July 18, 2007, 02:10:17 PM
Except that it comes across about as effectively as a Rambo Movie advocating World Peace?

Never claimed it was effective.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on July 19, 2007, 10:53:31 PM
So - Anyone want to know how to be a Cyber Lovah??? (http://www.herbzipper.com/) Also NSFW.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on July 20, 2007, 03:14:38 AM
the N word (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEho_HtJjuM) the ending reaches a creshendo of inapropreate funny.
do I even have to say NSFW.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on July 20, 2007, 09:01:42 AM
That last chick was kind of hot.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Teleku on July 20, 2007, 09:25:46 AM
This could possibly be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B833Q4mKE7Y&mode=related&search=)

Just like a fucking cartoon.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 20, 2007, 09:33:53 AM
That's a giggle.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 20, 2007, 09:39:44 AM
It's fake, of course, a commercial or something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on July 20, 2007, 09:59:15 AM
http://www.171starbucks.com/ (http://www.171starbucks.com/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on July 20, 2007, 10:57:40 AM
So - Anyone want to know how to be a Cyber Lovah??? (http://www.herbzipper.com/) Also NSFW.
Come on - the Mavis Beacon teaches one handed typing on the for sale page was internet gold.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on July 20, 2007, 10:58:19 PM
Spider-Cat! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRk_C9c8xYc)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on July 20, 2007, 11:40:22 PM
Mentos and beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAcc8CPhlO4&NR=1), just dont do it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on July 21, 2007, 01:30:47 PM
Everything you've heard about foreigners loving Michael Jackson is true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 21, 2007, 01:41:22 PM
Everything you've heard about foreigners loving Michael Jackson is true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

Now that's rehab!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on July 21, 2007, 08:36:24 PM
Easy and silly parody to make, but I still laughed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ0Cynv6uy8


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on July 22, 2007, 01:59:10 PM
Everything you've heard about foreigners loving Michael Jackson is true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

Now that's rehab!
I was thinking more like cruel and unusual punishment.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on July 23, 2007, 07:31:01 AM
http://oopslist.com/Lunch.mpeg (http://oopslist.com/Lunch.mpeg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 23, 2007, 09:31:06 AM
http://oopslist.com/Lunch.mpeg (http://oopslist.com/Lunch.mpeg)

says no hotlinking


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on July 23, 2007, 10:47:29 AM
Lunch.mpeg (http://www.clisham.com/Lunch.mpeg)

I really do not understand the issue with hotlinking, fuckers.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on July 23, 2007, 05:29:29 PM
Online Sex Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-akP-rMiGd8)

My response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvXjgzMYszQ)

(YouTube put the music slightly off-centre from my original timing, but I'm not making a slightly off-centre version just to compensate for YouTube.)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on July 23, 2007, 08:56:01 PM
Generation Chickenhawk (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/generation-chickenhawk-t_b_56676.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SnakeCharmer on July 24, 2007, 04:11:12 PM
Sports acrobatics (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/628015/amazing_sports_acrobatics/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samprimary on July 25, 2007, 07:55:34 AM
READ A BOOK

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on July 25, 2007, 08:03:48 AM
READ A BOOK

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8

Fail.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 25, 2007, 10:32:19 AM
READ A BOOK

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8

Yanked by Viacom.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on July 25, 2007, 12:25:14 PM
Chocolate rain.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA)

What the hell is chocolate rain anyhow?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on July 25, 2007, 12:29:39 PM
Chocolate rain.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA)

What the hell is chocolate rain anyhow?

I'm not sure, but he starts sweating half way through doing that voice which makes me think he has something stuck up his ass.

Also, Chocolate Rain?  I'm not looking that up @ work.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on July 25, 2007, 02:20:14 PM
WTF? I have no idea what this guy is talking about and a Google search on "Chocolate rain" only brings up other people trying to figure it out as well.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on July 25, 2007, 02:52:12 PM
Tay Zonday should team up with Ronald Jenkees and they will rule YouTubes.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on July 25, 2007, 02:58:30 PM
OMG Tay Zonday rickrolled himself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aY7HZvFpQ)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samprimary on July 25, 2007, 04:22:04 PM
READ A BOOK

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8

Fail.

Oh for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN2VqFPNS8w

Let's see how long this one lasts

IT'S CALLED SPEED STICK

IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on July 25, 2007, 04:54:31 PM
Read a book!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8) NSFW - lots of profanity. But all the ideas are good. Please take any race discussion to politics. Only for amusement.

Dupe.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on July 25, 2007, 06:01:35 PM
Is chocolate rain like R. Kelly's doo doo butter?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 26, 2007, 11:13:14 AM
This is so full of win, I can barely post it:

Indian Superman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on July 26, 2007, 11:24:14 AM
Why is SuperRaj getting jiggy with Spider-Girl?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 26, 2007, 11:29:09 AM
This is so full of win, I can barely post it:

Indian Superman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs)

That was gorgeous


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on July 26, 2007, 02:20:04 PM
Invisible rope. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_15G4Y11dY)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on July 26, 2007, 02:56:51 PM
This is so full of win, I can barely post it:
Indian Superman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs)
That was gorgeous
Truly the epitome of Useless Videos.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 26, 2007, 03:24:39 PM
I made a "Speedstick, It's not Expensive" joke in a thread about black people in Resident Evil 5 over at NeoGAF. The thread got locked. Getting banned there is really f'ing hard. I thought that would do it, but it was a joke I couldn't pass up. Apparently, I have to go apeshit on Jaffe or something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on July 27, 2007, 12:21:04 AM
I made a "Speedstick, It's not Expensive" joke in a thread about black people in Resident Evil 5 over at NeoGAF. The thread got locked. Getting banned there is really f'ing hard. I thought that would do it, but it was a joke I couldn't pass up. Apparently, I have to go apeshit on Jaffe or something.

You should have told them you were running for city council.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 27, 2007, 01:05:47 AM
This is so full of win, I can barely post it:

Indian Superman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs)
That was gorgeous
Man. They had some trouble getting rid of the shadows. They also replaced Spider Cameltoe with Spider Giant Ass. I don't appreciate that.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 27, 2007, 01:27:06 PM
WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC STUPIDITY, EXTREME BODILY INJURY, AND POSSIBLE LOSS OF LIMBS
The best of internet videos (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=27d_1177265565)

Some of it is pretty painful to watch.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on July 27, 2007, 02:05:14 PM
WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC STUPIDITY, EXTREME BODILY INJURY, AND POSSIBLE LOSS OF LIMBS
The best of internet videos (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=27d_1177265565)

Some of it is pretty painful to watch.

Some of it is. And some of it is damn funny. I especially laugh at the people who hurt themselves doing obviously stupid shit like skateboarding off of rooftops or hanging out of car doors to knock over kids on bikes. Those tools deserve it for being at the low end of the gene pool.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on July 27, 2007, 02:52:16 PM
Seadragon and Photosynth (http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/129)

This is really incredible. I've never seen anything like it. It brings to mind minority-report sort of imaging but it's not really. Just watch it and stay for the cathedral.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on July 27, 2007, 05:39:30 PM
Wow. Just fucking wow.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on July 27, 2007, 06:18:39 PM
I fucking love TED.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 28, 2007, 01:46:38 AM
Pesci and Deniro are...Ernie and Bert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93Kvl3YMWQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcomedy%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Fqueue%3Fpage%3D4)

Language is NSFW, image is safe


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on July 28, 2007, 03:11:35 AM
Hey - it's a wedding party...In prison? No...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPmYbP0F4Zw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPmYbP0F4Zw)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on July 28, 2007, 03:12:25 AM
It's a wedding party in india.. Wait.. No....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8Qm8yDj-8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8Qm8yDj-8)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on July 28, 2007, 04:18:07 AM
Seadragon and Photosynth (http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/129)

This is really incredible. I've never seen anything like it. It brings to mind minority-report sort of imaging but it's not really. Just watch it and stay for the cathedral.

Fuck. Me. Gently.

That's stunning.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on July 28, 2007, 08:57:32 AM
Seadragon and Photosynth (http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/129)

This is really incredible. I've never seen anything like it. It brings to mind minority-report sort of imaging but it's not really. Just watch it and stay for the cathedral.

Fuck. Me. Gently.

That's stunning.

You absolutely have to go check out the tech demo. http://labs.live.com/photosynth/

MUST.  It's just not an option.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on July 28, 2007, 10:47:33 AM
Seadragon and Photosynth (http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/129)

This is really incredible. I've never seen anything like it. It brings to mind minority-report sort of imaging but it's not really. Just watch it and stay for the cathedral.

Fuck. Me. Gently.

That's stunning.

You absolutely have to go check out the tech demo. http://labs.live.com/photosynth/

MUST.  It's just not an option.

That rules


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 30, 2007, 11:07:11 AM
You absolutely have to go check out the tech demo. http://labs.live.com/photosynth/

MUST.  It's just not an option.
Not an option, indeed.

Quote
Windows XP SP2 and Vista Only
The Photosynth technology preview runs only on Windows XP SP2 and Windows Vista.

If you feel you've reached this message in error, you can try anyway.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on July 31, 2007, 05:42:50 AM
This made me laugh a lot - someone's family video becomes I, Robot ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QbV7AGUPII


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on July 31, 2007, 07:39:54 AM
That kid is going to grow up to be a mass murderer.

Parents really need to set ground rules at an early age.  Beating the shit out of a stuffed animal should be a huge red flag.  Laughing at the kid when the toy hurts him is going to cause so many issues for his psychiatrist to decipher decades down the road.

Maybe Grunk could give us just one example from when he was a child to reinforce my point.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on July 31, 2007, 09:30:31 AM
It's that at the church Grunk went to, the pastors substituted drain-o for grape juice.


That's really where the problems stem.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on July 31, 2007, 12:23:53 PM
Not an option, indeed.

Quote
Windows XP SP2 and Vista Only
The Photosynth technology preview runs only on Windows XP SP2 and Windows Vista.

If you feel you've reached this message in error, you can try anyway.

I am Jack's amazing sense of entitlement.  :roll:

Windows XP or Vista is not a burden of a requirement, especially not with experimental tech like that.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on July 31, 2007, 02:48:42 PM
Unless you are on a mac running osx. My point being you said it was not an option to see this demo, and I merely agreed, it's not an option.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on August 01, 2007, 11:34:30 PM
That kid is going to grow up to be a mass murderer.

Parents really need to set ground rules at an early age.  Beating the shit out of a stuffed animal should be a huge red flag.  Laughing at the kid when the toy hurts him is going to cause so many issues for his psychiatrist to decipher decades down the road.

Oh give me a break. The kid wasn't "beating the shit" out of anything. He was tossing it. He looks to be about two. That's how kids that age play with stuff. If the worst thing that happens to that kid is a chuckle from his parents when he bonks his boo-boo he will be the luckiest kid on the planet and will only be in therapy because he can't handle his perfect childhood.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on August 02, 2007, 08:14:30 AM
I think you fell into Oban's non-green chasm.

I surely hope so, or Oban is just nuts.

That kid was playing nice with Elmo as far as I could see.  My brothers and I would have had him alight in the second minute.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on August 02, 2007, 10:11:03 AM
Yes, that needed to be Grunk Green, you edited out the closer.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on August 02, 2007, 11:24:34 AM
Hahah.

Grunk Green.

That needs to be a Crayola color.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Slayerik on August 02, 2007, 12:51:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou2mVnElp6c

Kevin Smith owns dude at Comic Con!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 02, 2007, 02:18:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6CSIFi78Nw

Finally, fighting back against our monkey overlords.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on August 02, 2007, 02:23:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6CSIFi78Nw

Finally, fighting back against our monkey overlords.

Hahahahaha.  Took me a minute to realize what the network symbol stood for.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on August 02, 2007, 10:19:32 PM
Ah. I had no idea who Grunk is as I don't inhabit the parts of this site he has been posting in. My bad.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 03, 2007, 12:15:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou2mVnElp6c

Kevin Smith owns dude at Comic Con!


 :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: KS.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on August 03, 2007, 02:01:26 PM
CPDRC inmates dancing the Algorithm March

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uG0OGpdX4F0

My Fav:  Thriller:

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=879021&fr=&cache=1


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on August 05, 2007, 12:38:54 AM
Horse race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on August 06, 2007, 12:06:18 AM
Don't ask, don't tell, but please, pass the eyebleach. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b68_1185931929)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on August 06, 2007, 01:12:46 AM
Don't ask, don't tell, but please, pass the eyebleach. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b68_1185931929)

And you mock our military...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 06, 2007, 09:03:43 AM
Mountain bike downhill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVAccWTrnIQ) (3 hours of walking bikes to the top not shown)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on August 06, 2007, 09:31:30 AM
Don't ask, don't tell, but please, pass the eyebleach. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b68_1185931929)

And you mock our military...

Not sure if you're upset or just being sarcastic, but just in case you're dubious about my patriotism and support of the troops, let me say that I categorically approve of the above antics, and am glad that amidst the nightmare of Iraq, some soldiers manage to be consumate goof balls. No green text.  :-)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on August 06, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
(http://forums.f13.net/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2914;type=avatar)

Love his latest series.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 06, 2007, 11:26:59 PM
Mountain bike downhill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVAccWTrnIQ) (3 hours of walking bikes to the top not shown)

Just the time is would take to set up a track like that.  I noted multiple paths and ramps they didn't even use.

Life needs to be more like video games, this delivers.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on August 07, 2007, 08:25:59 AM
 Clark & Michael  (http://www.clarkandmichael.com)


Awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on August 08, 2007, 01:05:20 AM
Not sure where to stick this. Its probably not the appropriate place. But anyway...you guys know cheese/sauce stuffed pizza crust? That ain't nothin'! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ryYv45670)

Edit by Trippy: you need to trim that crap off your YouTube URLs, it messes up my popup code


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on August 08, 2007, 01:41:41 AM
kk


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on August 08, 2007, 01:42:54 AM
Not sure where to stick this. Its probably not the appropriate place. But anyway...you guys know cheese/sauce stuffed pizza crust? That ain't nothin'! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ryYv45670)
I'm waiting for the day when the pizza "dough" is made out of strips of bacon.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on August 08, 2007, 06:03:07 AM
And then we can salt it with bacon salt.



Mmmm. Bacon.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yegolev on August 08, 2007, 09:12:53 AM
Hey, I never come in here anymore for various reasons and I can't be bothered to read 40 pages.  So, uh, there you go.

Thriller in Manilla:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

Can't wait for the new season:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uN5hkVka-E

And an old one featuring a tophat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6prr3PJxH8


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on August 08, 2007, 10:16:37 AM
Saw this video courtesy of mmodig

Thou shalt always kill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-MYVv4tgQc

Edit for spelling.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 08, 2007, 11:38:27 AM
The website curtsies?

Great lyrics, awful music. I especially liked the bit about the open mic.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on August 08, 2007, 12:22:15 PM
Not sure where to stick this. Its probably not the appropriate place. But anyway...you guys know cheese/sauce stuffed pizza crust? That ain't nothin'! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ryYv45670)

Jesus, I think my arteries hardened just looking at that thing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on August 08, 2007, 02:38:46 PM
WOW - I actually understood something the guy said at the end. He said it was delicious!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on August 08, 2007, 02:58:32 PM
Not sure where to stick this. Its probably not the appropriate place. But anyway...you guys know cheese/sauce stuffed pizza crust? That ain't nothin'! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ryYv45670)
I'm waiting for the day when the pizza "dough" is made out of strips of bacon.


I was more intrigued/disgusted by the actual toppings on the pizza. Looked some some manwich filling on one side and shrimp scampi on the other.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 08, 2007, 07:39:06 PM
The lost mario sex tape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr1ju6GoCsY)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on August 08, 2007, 08:33:39 PM
From the studio that brought you Bloodrayne, Mortal Combat, and Mario Brothers, This summer's action packed movie...Minesweeper (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770138)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on August 11, 2007, 04:54:58 AM
Spanish Lobsters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu9A0LlLyvo&NR=1)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 13, 2007, 08:15:18 AM
Sunday Driver (http://www.videosift.com/video/Insane-driver-misses-his-exit-on-the-freeway)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on August 14, 2007, 10:18:55 AM
Useless news about useless videos. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070814/wr_nm/youtube_colbert_dc_2)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 14, 2007, 10:39:07 AM
China's Cherry A115 Amulet Sedan doesn't fare too well in crash tests (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7rrk3ZjN-I)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on August 14, 2007, 11:06:15 AM
Holy shit. I'm surprised that thing holds up in a strong breeze.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 14, 2007, 01:20:29 PM
Kung-fu kick to the bride! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4hXTrBwbbk)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Xanthippe on August 14, 2007, 10:30:01 PM
The Guild Episode 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grCTXGW3sxQ)

The Guild Episode 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb7GNu3NN-E)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on August 14, 2007, 11:49:48 PM
The Guild Episode 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grCTXGW3sxQ)

The Guild Episode 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb7GNu3NN-E)
Hey it's Vi from Buffy! The first one was painfully funny.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on August 15, 2007, 03:33:05 AM
I wonder where they're planning to go with that series? It's like the Pure Pwnage concept but they have a Buffy actress and therefore wider appeal and traffic from WoW boards will drive them to most-watched heights on YouTube.

You kind of miss the context of YouTube videos when using F13's popup player.

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Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 15, 2007, 10:32:44 AM
Useless news about useless videos. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070814/wr_nm/youtube_colbert_dc_2)
Mainstream media does not get it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 15, 2007, 12:04:57 PM
Sugar Daddy For Me dot com (http://www.videosift.com/video/SugarDaddyForMecom). Yes, it's real.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on August 15, 2007, 02:21:47 PM
Sugar Daddy For Me dot com (http://www.videosift.com/video/SugarDaddyForMecom). Yes, it's real.

So it's an escort site masquerading as a dating site?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 15, 2007, 02:32:00 PM
Expert Pen Spinning (http://www.videosift.com/video/Japanese-Pen-Spinning-Experts)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on August 15, 2007, 09:28:37 PM
The funniest 12 seconds of your life. Guy in mask getting punched by some dude. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3AF7K91N8I) Sauced just showed this to me but is too shy to be awesome and post it himself.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on August 16, 2007, 06:29:57 AM
The funniest 12 seconds of your life. Guy in mask getting punched by some dude. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3AF7K91N8I) Sauced just showed this to me but is too shy to be awesome and post it himself.

Ha. Kick ass reaction - fight or flight indeed.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 16, 2007, 08:36:21 AM
I saw a black dude do that to a guy in a halloween costume on funniest home videos once. Costume guy was pretending to be a dummy (heh) on the porch and the black dude was trick-o-treating. Costume guy tried to scare him and got punched in the face.

Those kind of scares work best on doughy middle class people. Folks who live with actual danger....probably not a good idea, the first reaction is to stun punch to the face to buy a second to assess the situation.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evildrider on August 16, 2007, 08:42:30 AM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/9aa9642448 (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/9aa9642448) (lyrics NSFW)

What's it gonna be?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on August 16, 2007, 08:18:17 PM
Expert Pen Spinning (http://www.videosift.com/video/Japanese-Pen-Spinning-Experts)
/me goes to download Mintjam albums.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on August 17, 2007, 01:50:27 AM
I saw a black dude do that to a guy in a halloween costume on funniest home videos once. Costume guy was pretending to be a dummy (heh) on the porch and the black dude was trick-o-treating. Costume guy tried to scare him and got punched in the face.

Those kind of scares work best on doughy middle class people. Folks who live with actual danger....probably not a good idea, the first reaction is to stun punch to the face to buy a second to assess the situation.

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4GvO4Z_mYI) video.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 17, 2007, 09:04:06 AM
Youtube delivereth.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on August 18, 2007, 02:19:14 AM
Offensive language warning::

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on August 18, 2007, 06:23:26 AM
The end is the most hilarious part.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on August 18, 2007, 02:26:21 PM
To be fair, they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no no no.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/amy_winehouse_in_rehab.php


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on August 19, 2007, 01:43:42 PM
Offensive language warning::

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556)

FIRST


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on August 19, 2007, 04:26:31 PM
In the spirit of the movie,

(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1259/iseewhitedz4.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on August 20, 2007, 01:54:33 AM
Lucuta duvdeh, ready for the hud. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqXdvSgId9c)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 20, 2007, 08:09:18 AM
Internet meme C-C-C-C-COMBO!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aY7HZvFpQ)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on August 20, 2007, 08:13:59 AM
Internet meme C-C-C-C-COMBO!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aY7HZvFpQ)

I just got pwned.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on August 20, 2007, 05:39:32 PM
Internet meme C-C-C-C-COMBO!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aY7HZvFpQ)

Getting rickrolled made me mad, this just makes me laugh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on August 22, 2007, 09:25:50 AM
Ads incoming to youtube. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070822/ap_on_hi_te/youtube_advertising)  Doesn't sound as bad as forcing you to watch an ad before the video though.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on August 22, 2007, 09:30:53 AM
Found this after the Lum thing.

I laughed a lot.  Would this actually get ruled against ?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769273 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769273)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on August 22, 2007, 10:17:06 PM
Found this after the Lum thing.

I laughed a lot.  Would this actually get ruled against ?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769273 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769273)


I don't know.. but I'd give it to them just for being forced to wear hot pink spandex and purple at the age of 12.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on August 22, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
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Would this actually get ruled against ?

The only problem I could see would be the center/QB exchange which you can't actually see in the video. If it was a legal snap, there is no penalty that I could see. That's some trickeration.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 23, 2007, 11:07:00 AM
Any coach that puts in a trick play like that for midget football is a giant cock. I would KHTFO if I was the other coach.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on August 23, 2007, 05:53:28 PM
That reminds me of a play my soccer team used to run when I was playing on a U14 club team.  Someone would go to take a corner kick and then say something like "hey, Scott, you come and take the kick".  The person while walking away from the corner kick put their foot on the ball when stepping over it and moves it a full rotation.  Scott goes to take the corner kick and instead dribbles the ball in for a closer pass or shot.  Granted it worked about as many times (not necessarily leads to a goal) as a ref would get confused and blow the play dead. One time the coach and two assistants got red carded arguing it.  I think they did it to piss off the refs more than they thought it would actually work.

Still, that football play there was just nefarious.  It's like a fumblerooski, without any of the class and without a fat guy lumbering towards the end zone.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on August 23, 2007, 10:37:18 PM
Any coach that puts in a trick play like that for midget football is a giant cock. I would KHTFO if I was the other coach.

Eh, that's football if you ask me. Utah is somewhat famous for running goofy shit like this so I have a soft spot for it. I've seen the QB step back and walk towards the sideline like he can't get the signal and they direct snap it to the back. The other one they do is if there is no nose guard, the entire team stays rock still while the center and QB run a sneak up the middle. They also used to run the "the duck" where they lined up with the center and QB in the middle of the field, all the lineman to one side all the way over to the sideline on one side and four receivers all the way over bunched together on the other sideline.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on August 24, 2007, 09:43:19 AM
Sends a clear message to the team that they suck so badly they can't win conventionally. Good coaching.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 24, 2007, 01:31:08 PM
Quote
Eh, that's football if you ask me. Utah is somewhat famous for running goofy shit like this so I have a soft spot for it.

I have no problem with it at high school or above. Doing it to little kids who barely know what the fuck is going on to begin with is just cruel.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: DraconianOne on August 24, 2007, 07:45:33 PM
Right.  I'm posting this here because it's a useless video but...

Here's a film I made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBQeo9FOWow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBQeo9FOWow)

I don't want to know whether you think it's a pile of cat crap or not because, frankly, you guys are brutal and this was just something I knocked together and I can't take that sort of criticism.

However:

I uploaded this to AtomUploads (the part of AtomFilms that is for the type of shit normally reserved for YouTube).  Tonight, on returning from the pub, I found this email from "yourfriend" at AtomUploads:

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We have found that your clip violates one or more provisions of Section 4 of our Terms of Service, which states that users may not:

“…create a user name or screen name or upload to, distribute through or otherwise publish through the Site any Materials which are indecent, libelous, defamatory, obscene, threatening, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, illegal, harassing, contain expressions of hatred, bigotry, racism or pornography, or are otherwise objectionable, or that would constitute or encourage a criminal offense, violate the rights of any party or violate any law.”

WTF? Am I being blinkered?  Is my film objectionable on terms other than it being Not Very Good?  What have I missed in terms of potentially racist, bigotted, pornographic or otherwise offensive material?

(I realise I must be ver ver drunk indeed to even claim this video on this site but gods damn it, I NEED TO KNOW!)

EDIT: To the best of my knowledge, this film is perfectly Safe For Work.  Just in case you're keen and in work on a Saturday.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on August 24, 2007, 08:31:50 PM
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Eh, that's football if you ask me. Utah is somewhat famous for running goofy shit like this so I have a soft spot for it.

I have no problem with it at high school or above. Doing it to little kids who barely know what the fuck is going on to begin with is just cruel.

It will teach them that whenever the ball goes to the QB from the center that the play is live.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on August 25, 2007, 05:18:48 AM
Stuff.


You've got me -- I wasn't offended by it. Except how I thought she got in the shower and then she was making tea. I became very confused.

Then all the sudden this guy broke in and some woman was holding a child in the background.  :oops:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Merusk on August 25, 2007, 07:02:36 AM
Then all the sudden this guy broke in and some woman was holding a child in the background.  :oops:

They didn't break in.  Their picture was on the nightstand next to the letter marked "Behr."   What a Twist!  :-D


I dunno, D.   Maybe the implied nudity combined with the B&E and the "I'm gonna rape you, ho" look on Mr. Behr's face?  Maybe they only got as far as Goldy getting out of bed, then standing at the shower and then flagged it.  I doubt they fully review all the vids they get complaints about.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on August 25, 2007, 05:57:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMU192Kp02o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMU192Kp02o)

Miss Teen USA contestants. Ms. South Carolina is not very bright.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on August 25, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
Of course. South Africans aren't very bright.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on August 26, 2007, 05:03:47 AM
Of course. South Africans aren't very bright.

Goddamn.

That was clever.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on August 26, 2007, 06:10:53 AM
I'm confused.  :oops: I think my joke was that she was trying to point out the lack of education in Africa, but she referred to one of the most educated regions of Africa.


My post doesn't make much sense either, so unless you were in my head, I see where your green is coming from.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on August 27, 2007, 12:50:18 PM
Pretty cool video of a new way to dynamically resize your pictures.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on August 27, 2007, 04:30:41 PM
POP LOCK AND DROP IT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl18rZv8VDk)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on August 27, 2007, 08:17:36 PM
Wow, Chuck E. Cheese has really changed since I was a kid.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on August 27, 2007, 10:39:11 PM
Big Kitty (http://omfg-wtf.net/maid/2007/08/23/can-you-spot-the-tiger/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Xanthippe on August 28, 2007, 01:30:38 PM
Any coach that puts in a trick play like that for midget football is a giant cock. I would KHTFO if I was the other coach.

What does KHTFO mean?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on August 28, 2007, 01:41:42 PM
kick him the fuck out?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on August 28, 2007, 01:43:03 PM
Knock


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on August 28, 2007, 02:03:58 PM
Kiss Her Tits Full On


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 28, 2007, 04:37:23 PM
Jesus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KiAvmzcZbg). Wait for it...

How many of you wouldn't plow through? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772718/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on August 29, 2007, 06:36:29 AM
Jesus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KiAvmzcZbg). Wait for it...

How many of you wouldn't plow through? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772718/)

Hah. Great job.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on August 29, 2007, 12:30:23 PM
Frodo, don't wear the ring.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06AOTWgey74)

Flight of the Conchords owns me. 


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Xanthippe on August 29, 2007, 12:41:51 PM
Frodo, don't wear the ring.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06AOTWgey74)

Flight of the Conchords owns me. 

Nice, but my favorite Conchords vid so far is this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Slayerik on August 29, 2007, 02:40:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

Flight of the Conchords- Business Time



You know when im down to just my socks its time for buisiness thats why they call them business socks ...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 29, 2007, 03:14:56 PM
Bearforce1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM)

WTF?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 29, 2007, 03:39:23 PM
Don't play quarters with this guy (http://pandachute.com/videos/insane_quarter_trick)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on August 29, 2007, 05:16:37 PM
POP LOCK AND DROP IT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl18rZv8VDk)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik) - That's ridiculous. So much effort and he's doing it for fun.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Xanthippe on August 29, 2007, 08:21:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

Flight of the Conchords- Business Time



You know when im down to just my socks its time for buisiness thats why they call them business socks ...

I totally forgot about that one! Maybe that's my favorite!

The version from the show. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHOSEcmZvG8)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on August 30, 2007, 11:25:12 AM
POP LOCK AND DROP IT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl18rZv8VDk)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik) - That's ridiculous. So much effort and he's doing it for fun.

I hate to be THAT GUY, the one who says this, but he needs to get laid.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on August 31, 2007, 08:19:41 AM
Do Flight of the Conchords come to the States at all? Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for making my day.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on August 31, 2007, 11:54:47 AM
I hate to be THAT GUY, the one who says this, but he needs to get laid.

Like Einstein needs to get laid?



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on August 31, 2007, 11:59:19 AM
A dance lesson from James Brown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdz88MBWomo)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on September 01, 2007, 07:53:16 AM
Vote in the YouTube popup poll! (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=10803.0)




Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Xanthippe on September 01, 2007, 08:08:53 PM
Do Flight of the Conchords come to the States at all? Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for making my day.

Yeah, it's on HBO.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on September 02, 2007, 07:37:45 AM
I wanted to see them live. There is a pretty prominent comedy club in Tampa Bay, which is why I was wondering.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Xanthippe on September 03, 2007, 01:39:19 PM
According to their wikipedia entry, they've appeared at some festivals in the US.  I can't find a tour schedule for them though.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on September 04, 2007, 11:50:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik) - That's ridiculous. So much effort and he's doing it for fun.
That would be so cool to have out in the garage. However...lern2drum. The drums being so off is obnoxious. Should just lay the audio track over the video so you can't hear how off the drums are.

My favorite Conchords: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmDTSQtK20c

Or the live version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84EoBQfdrb0


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on September 06, 2007, 12:59:51 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_VV229DbXic

and also

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sd4C8_FMdjA


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on September 06, 2007, 07:49:36 AM
Full rap sheet included?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 07, 2007, 09:24:40 AM
Excuse me, princess! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on September 07, 2007, 10:34:03 AM
Steve Martin is Link? Who knew?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Xanthippe on September 07, 2007, 08:36:33 PM
New episode of The Guild (http://youtube.com/watch?v=SrCoUqWns6g)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on September 10, 2007, 12:17:31 PM
New episode of The Guild (http://youtube.com/watch?v=SrCoUqWns6g)

It's my magic carpet... That was good!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 11, 2007, 08:55:14 AM
The best tetris player in the world (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwC544Z37qo) (skip to halfway if you're impatient)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on September 11, 2007, 09:40:18 AM
Holy crap the blocks were invisible at the end there and he still did it.  What a lunatic.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on September 11, 2007, 09:47:54 AM
Swords are fucking dangerous (http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=258)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on September 11, 2007, 09:56:38 AM
Anyone want to take a prank war too far? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 11, 2007, 12:30:54 PM
Chad Vader sings... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6dUCOS1bM0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: koboshi on September 11, 2007, 09:35:10 PM
Anyone want to take a prank war too far? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718/)
What the hell is prank war 7 going to be?  A minor nuclear detonation at the other guys mom's house?!?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on September 11, 2007, 11:48:02 PM
No PC should be without it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmEvPZUdAVI)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on September 12, 2007, 01:53:34 AM
The 80s were one helluva drug.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Issele on September 12, 2007, 01:00:03 PM
What was Apple thinking?



http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=15825634


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on September 12, 2007, 03:36:17 PM
thats because AT&T itemizes EVERY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL GOD DAMN TRANSACTION you do on an individual line.  Every Phone call, every email, every instant message, every song download, every picture download, every webpage (and if that webpage has items imbeded in it, it itemizes EVERY ONE OF THEM individually).

Everything.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on September 12, 2007, 04:57:10 PM
We had this discussion before. I don't feel like searching for it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on September 13, 2007, 08:56:20 AM
Swords are fucking dangerous (http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=258)

Haha.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on September 13, 2007, 03:03:30 PM
Even funnier is that there is a chart in the link.

Well played, sir.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 13, 2007, 03:10:36 PM
Brutal Prank (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718) (but still incredibly funny!).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on September 13, 2007, 03:12:13 PM
Dude, that was soooo six posts ago.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 13, 2007, 03:15:07 PM
Dude, that was soooo six posts ago.

Damn it! I knew I should have checked, but it was posted so recently I thought I was in the clear. I forgot that Furiously does nothing all goddamned day except surf the net and change the occasional diaper.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: eldaec on September 14, 2007, 04:50:39 AM
Uwe Boll at PAX.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRCFz7Tzv88
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VID7vXWwws



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on September 14, 2007, 11:05:59 AM
Dude, that was soooo six posts ago.

Damn it! I knew I should have checked, but it was posted so recently I thought I was in the clear. I forgot that Furiously does nothing all goddamned day except surf the net and change the occasional diaper.

I miss my old job where all I had to do was surf the net all goddamned day....


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 14, 2007, 11:40:42 AM
Yeah, but now you can sneak in a nap when Alex is asleep! And you don't have to shower or shave or any of that nonsense  :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ookii on September 14, 2007, 11:45:57 AM
Did anyone post the video of the Chinese kids learning English to 'Can't touch this'?

If not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At86SGCDV9M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At86SGCDV9M)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on September 14, 2007, 02:25:00 PM
Nina Gordoon singing "Straight Outta Compton". (http://www.ninagordon.com/media) Sorry no video... Couple other good covers there too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 14, 2007, 03:18:24 PM
Nina Gordoon singing "Straight Outta Compton". (http://www.ninagordon.com/media) Sorry no video... Couple other good covers there too.

Someone how I am flashing back to Celene Dion covering "You Shook Me All Night Long". I just threw up in my mouth.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on September 14, 2007, 03:32:00 PM
It's much more like Dynamite Hack doing "Boys in the hood".


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on September 16, 2007, 02:12:18 PM
It's much more like Dynamite Hack doing "Boys in the hood".

Loved that song.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on September 19, 2007, 01:20:21 AM
This is very, very wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCxDZRJKkqY


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on September 19, 2007, 03:10:36 AM
...because my legs are not okay...
 
:evil:

Hahahahaha, I am so going to hell.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on September 19, 2007, 03:51:17 AM
how many sexual metaphors can you count? (http://13gb.com/videos/3057/)

Needless to say the page it is on might be NSFW


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 20, 2007, 11:52:52 AM
Pictures from NS4W to S4W (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kEWFdwnQZ8) (they look NS4W partially drawn, then completed into something benign)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on September 20, 2007, 01:31:00 PM
That was cool, good artist, too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Johny Cee on September 20, 2007, 05:09:40 PM
This thread led me to looking up my favorite Jon Stewart interview:

Jon Stewart interviews the Spice Girls in 2001 (http://www.propeller.com/viewstory/2007/02/18/jon-stewart-interviews-the-spice-girls/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vsocial.com%2Fvideo%2F%3Fd%3D70658&frame=true)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on September 21, 2007, 12:34:09 AM
The Boy Who Everyone Loved and Who Never Died!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772261


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on September 21, 2007, 01:34:13 AM
Magic Bat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWEnHhVfNzA)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on September 21, 2007, 08:55:00 AM
Bad power tripping cop. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f9mj37SeMY)

Gets fired. (http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-Police-Video.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 21, 2007, 09:02:12 AM
That warms the cockles of my heart. Maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe even, in the colon.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on September 22, 2007, 12:56:01 PM
Totally Awesome Song I Hadn't Heard.  Possibly You Have. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM)

Made me laugh.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on September 22, 2007, 03:47:03 PM
Blizzard is a bunch of uncreative hacks. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066_q4DIeqk&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on September 22, 2007, 08:46:25 PM
Where are those monster dances coming from like those Ents?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on September 23, 2007, 01:08:12 AM
Where are those monster dances coming from like those Ents?

They arent "monster" dances, per say.  The "Ents" are Druids specced way down the resto talent tree for Tree of Life form.  And the Ogres have been in game with that dance animation since WAYYY back when they first introduced Dire Maul (you can see one of the ogres in the instance occasionally break into dance like that, and you danced like that if you /dance while wearing the Ogre Costume used during a tribute run)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Xanthippe on September 23, 2007, 12:14:41 PM
Where are the gnomes' dances from, anyone know?



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on September 23, 2007, 10:13:26 PM
Unknown at the moment:

http://www.wowwiki.com/Dancing


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Krakrok on September 24, 2007, 12:38:49 AM

Bollywood + Polish Rap + Tuvan Throat Singing = Win (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTbSL2wM0fk)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on September 24, 2007, 11:51:33 PM
This cracked me up.

Vader Plays the Blues (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on September 25, 2007, 12:35:18 AM
lol! That's hilarious


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on September 25, 2007, 03:50:39 AM
This cracked me up.

Vader Plays the Blues (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI)

Yup, that's the funniest thing I've seen today.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on September 25, 2007, 02:36:38 PM
Man plays Iron Maiden's "The Trooper" with his hands (you'll see). (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Signe on September 25, 2007, 02:50:47 PM
Shouldn't this be in the "covers" thread?  All I can think of saying is, "ow ow ow ow ow!!!"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on September 25, 2007, 05:52:58 PM
Man plays Iron Maiden's "The Trooper" with his hands (you'll see). (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q)

That falls under extraordinary, and completely fucking useless!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on September 25, 2007, 06:45:05 PM
Man plays Iron Maiden's "The Trooper" with his hands (you'll see). (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q)

Awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on September 25, 2007, 11:41:07 PM
Man plays Iron Maiden's "The Trooper" with his hands (you'll see). (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q)

I have a new hero.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on September 26, 2007, 01:55:39 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v0bKq3x74UE

Same guy, different song.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on September 26, 2007, 06:16:52 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v0bKq3x74UE

Same guy, different song.

I want to see him do Mike Tyson's Punch Out, mostly because he bobbles his head like some of the characters.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on September 26, 2007, 09:16:01 AM
I'm a little man, I'm also evil, I'm alsol into cat, also into cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10)

The Fishmaster, Hampster, A Dentist, Hard porn, Steven Seagull (sp) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on September 26, 2007, 10:43:49 AM
I'm a little man, I'm also evil, I'm alsol into cat, also into cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10)

The Fishmaster, Hampster, A Dentist, Hard porn, Steven Seagull (sp) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ&mode=related&search=)

Those were damn funny. The second one was spelndid, especially the part with the guitars. NYEEEEOOOOW!!!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evildrider on September 26, 2007, 06:15:55 PM
 I'm so happy cuz I'm a Gummy Bear!1 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zrdo_BfOmsg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SnakeCharmer on September 27, 2007, 10:47:12 AM
.577 T-Rex Rifle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQJSZs-euZU)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 27, 2007, 11:06:58 AM
Why is everything overlaid with shitty music these days? Not everything needs a "soundtrack" and you aren't fucking John Williams.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on September 27, 2007, 02:05:21 PM
.577 T-Rex Rifle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQJSZs-euZU)

In Soviet Russia, GUN fires YOU!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on September 27, 2007, 04:06:27 PM
No smoking.  (http://view.break.com/371832)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Baldrake on September 27, 2007, 11:37:33 PM
Weirdly fascinating Bollywood version of Thriller (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 27, 2007, 11:40:35 PM
Fuck your mom. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw) It's long, but it's SO worth it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on September 27, 2007, 11:58:28 PM
Fuck your mom. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw) It's long, but it's SO worth it.

I want my 9 minutes back liar.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 27, 2007, 11:59:58 PM
If you don't find that funny, you aren't human. Or maybe you are. I don't know. I laughed. I cried. It was better than cats. I want to see it again and again.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on September 28, 2007, 12:57:24 AM
Until now I was the only person I knew who finds that video goddamned hilarious.  Thank you for reassuring me that I'm not alone in the universe.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evildrider on September 28, 2007, 01:56:37 AM
Until now I was the only person I knew who finds that video goddamned hilarious.  Thank you for reassuring me that I'm not alone in the universe.

I concur.. awesome video.   :-D


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sauced on September 28, 2007, 11:30:05 AM
Kevin Everett can move again... wait, what? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0KmjqabDUU)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on September 28, 2007, 12:17:03 PM
Fuck your mom. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw) It's long, but it's SO worth it.

Every time I watch that, I feel good inside.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on September 28, 2007, 01:25:41 PM
Osim iGallop (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8716122841973462625&q=Osim+iGallop&total=14&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on September 28, 2007, 01:50:23 PM
Cheney on why invading Iraq is a bad idea (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT7Ik_X1HU0).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on September 29, 2007, 04:03:49 PM
The iGallop is For Reals, yo! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8716122841973462625&q=Osim+iGallop&total=14&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on October 01, 2007, 08:48:43 AM
National Geographic in North Korea (http://www.videosift.com/video/National-Geographic-goes-Undercover-in-North-Korea). Not exactly useless, about 45 minutes long, but really interesting if you have the time.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on October 02, 2007, 03:35:32 PM
Get some nuts

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TZiuUJMZeks&mode=related&search=


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on October 02, 2007, 04:36:22 PM
Le art.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on October 03, 2007, 01:09:35 PM
Le art.

If you keep throwing that around, it's going to lose it's meaning faster than, "I love you."


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Salamok on October 03, 2007, 03:15:40 PM
Get some nuts

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TZiuUJMZeks&mode=related&search=

I prefer this Jibber Jabber (http://www.minyanville.com/mvtv/?videoid=18&offset=9)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on October 03, 2007, 03:53:09 PM
Le art.

If you keep throwing that around, it's going to lose it's meaning faster than, "I love you."

If you can't toss that phrase Mr. T's way when he's handing out the jibba jabba, what can you use it for?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Salamok on October 04, 2007, 02:18:45 PM
lolz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_VjxFTUmM)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on October 04, 2007, 02:38:09 PM
What the hell? Who are they?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Salamok on October 04, 2007, 03:01:27 PM
the super annoying danny partridge and some gaywad from survivor.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on October 05, 2007, 12:25:06 PM
How to paint the mona lisa in MS Paint (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU)

If this isn't Le Art, I don't know what is.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on October 05, 2007, 05:46:20 PM
ROTFLMAO? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A&mode=related&search=)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evildrider on October 05, 2007, 07:46:26 PM
very NSFW, no nudity just language.

 Harry Potter audiobook edit.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcZUd8SV_28)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on October 06, 2007, 12:37:36 AM
very NSFW, no nudity just language.

 Harry Potter audiobook edit.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcZUd8SV_28)

OMG


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on October 06, 2007, 01:00:14 AM
very NSFW, no nudity just language.

 Harry Potter audiobook edit.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcZUd8SV_28)

The Aristocrats!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on October 06, 2007, 07:53:33 AM
ROTFLMAO? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A&mode=related&search=)

The JVC DVD indian stuff is vastly superior.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Triforcer on October 06, 2007, 07:37:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUd853n68wo

I didn't think it was possible for a video to be 1) SFW, 2) only 3 seconds long and 3) the single most terrifying thing you've seen in your entire fucking life.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on October 06, 2007, 09:22:15 PM
Hah.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on October 07, 2007, 08:57:44 PM
Hey, Who taped that?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on October 08, 2007, 02:51:23 AM
Been doing the rounds for a while.  I hear you guys accidentally put that video on a military plane that flew over the country, against your own articles of war.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on October 08, 2007, 11:39:16 AM
People still care about that guy? Anyway.. It doesn't get more useless than this:

Skateboarding in a bowl filled with balloons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN_r9joWNXQ)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on October 09, 2007, 08:57:25 AM
I am the lawgiver! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2_ueohYRhU)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: lamaros on October 09, 2007, 11:03:26 AM
I am the lawgiver! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2_ueohYRhU)

Thought process:

Eh.. another wow movie.. bleh.. actually.. it's pretty funny. !


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on October 09, 2007, 01:57:21 PM
I am the lawgiver! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2_ueohYRhU)

Somebody at Blizzard is masturbating furiously to all the ad placement WoW's getting in things like this ad, South Park, The Big Bang Theory, etc.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: taolurker on October 09, 2007, 02:14:03 PM

Thought process:

Eh.. another wow movie.. bleh.. actually.. it's pretty funny. !

It's not just a "another" wow movie, it's an actual television ad for Toyota Tacoma.

I agree with Haem and second what Lum said about expecting four horsemen and plagues shortly (http://brokentoys.org/2007/10/08/world-of-adcraft/#comments).

I weep for humanity.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: WayAbvPar on October 09, 2007, 02:55:52 PM
Quote
Somebody at Blizzard is masturbating furiously

And he told me he was at home watching his son! That SOB.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nebu on October 10, 2007, 01:35:38 PM
The Onion does it again...

A Government sponsored job program for high school students in low income areas. (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/students_first_in_line_program_to?utm_source=EMTF_Onion)

Caution: Video contains political satire.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on October 10, 2007, 04:21:35 PM
The Onion does it again...

A Government sponsored job program for high school students in low income areas. (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/students_first_in_line_program_to?utm_source=EMTF_Onion)

Caution: Video contains political satire.

It would be funny if it was not true.



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on October 11, 2007, 01:10:33 PM
Shake it. (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v412/lkl711/?action=view&current=noel.flv)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on October 11, 2007, 06:19:03 PM
I would definitely not hit that. He is way below my standards.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on October 12, 2007, 12:10:22 AM
MONSTERS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ddwa147EsI


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on October 12, 2007, 12:22:14 AM
Hmm. Looks bordering on abuse. Not real funny to me.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on October 12, 2007, 01:44:33 AM
That was absolutely horrible.  So here's something funny.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779769

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1780161


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on October 12, 2007, 06:31:06 AM
Humpcatting is a pretty hilarious term :)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: lamaros on October 12, 2007, 06:46:52 AM

Thought process:

Eh.. another wow movie.. bleh.. actually.. it's pretty funny. !

It's not just a "another" wow movie, it's an actual television ad for Toyota Tacoma.

I agree with Haem and second what Lum said about expecting four horsemen and plagues shortly (http://brokentoys.org/2007/10/08/world-of-adcraft/#comments).

I weep for humanity.

A real car! And a real ad! Oh shame... that really ruins the humor.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Baldrake on October 12, 2007, 12:26:25 PM
This is a thoroughly strange and fascinating documentary (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848) about men living with a new kind of woman.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: lamaros on October 12, 2007, 10:58:21 PM
"There are now 3000 real dolls across the world providing some of us with a love and companionship that real women cannot."

Take that women! Failure!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on October 12, 2007, 11:26:34 PM
And you thought combining a trumpet and the Star Wars Theme wasn't a talent (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wffwg7pA0t8)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on October 15, 2007, 02:50:08 PM
That's got to be the most tone deaf woman I've ever heard.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on October 15, 2007, 03:20:15 PM
So much badness concentrated into one video.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on October 17, 2007, 01:54:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on October 19, 2007, 10:39:13 PM
Iron egg skill. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbFnWL4npaM) (NSFW)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on October 20, 2007, 04:14:52 PM
Iron egg skill. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbFnWL4npaM) (NSFW)

Do they do keg parties?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on October 20, 2007, 10:05:53 PM
Team Fortress 2 - Heavies vs. Train:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht5RF5cd2wA


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on October 22, 2007, 11:23:04 AM
Iron egg skill. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbFnWL4npaM) (NSFW)

KICK ME RIGHT IN THE JIMMY!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on October 23, 2007, 11:53:47 AM
Surprise! (http://www.videosift.com/video/Surprise)








Edited to unfuck the code.-WAP


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Fabricated on October 25, 2007, 07:31:52 PM
This is a commercial but I know it will ring eerily true for a lot of people here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hKWM5Z1zds


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on October 25, 2007, 07:38:33 PM
I don't like that commercial.

Because that guy knows that going to Kinko's is going to get him bupkiss.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Teleku on October 28, 2007, 03:19:31 AM
Daft Charleston (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740690)

I found this oddly amusing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Calantus on October 28, 2007, 03:24:11 AM
Daft Charleston (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740690)

I found this oddly amusing.

That was a surprisingly good sync, especially the beginning.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Falwell on October 28, 2007, 03:25:12 AM
NO Halloween is complete without a dose of the Shamrock...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe_f4nKbZk4



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Teleku on October 28, 2007, 03:38:31 AM
Daft Charleston (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740690)

I found this oddly amusing.

That was a surprisingly good sync, especially the beginning.
Yeah, its how in sync the whole thing is which really impressed me.  Its kind of scary...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on October 28, 2007, 09:42:55 AM
There are only so many beats so I'm not surprised the thing is in sync, it's still amusing though.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on October 28, 2007, 09:47:06 AM
 :yahoo:

Wow, that was pretty awesome.  Those rebels sure could dance a mean charleston back in the day.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on October 28, 2007, 11:53:29 PM
This is one of the foulest things I have ever seen... excuse me while I go vomit.

And NSFW
Actually - not safe for eyes



I HATE 2GIRLS1CUP. DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT THE REVOLVER AND BAT. BOINK BOINK BOINK.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on October 29, 2007, 12:40:14 AM
Furiously, you just made my list.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on October 29, 2007, 01:26:43 AM
Quote
Actually - not safe for eyes
I think I warned....


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Calantus on October 29, 2007, 04:24:50 AM
Damn. We could have started trying to one-up eachother on posting disgusting video. It would have been fun. :cry:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 29, 2007, 05:38:51 AM
Schild....why...why?! I mean, I had no idea what it was but you put the name there...I had to google it....I didn't think it was so bad.....ellipses....ellipses....horror


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on October 29, 2007, 09:03:19 AM
Its basically extreme scat pornography, for any of you so enclined to satisfy your curiosity. No, I have not watched it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on October 29, 2007, 09:26:23 AM
Extreme cat pornography (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1Qufi078iE)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on October 29, 2007, 10:43:58 AM
Schild....why...why?! I mean, I had no idea what it was but you put the name there...I had to google it....I didn't think it was so bad.....ellipses....ellipses....horror

Once you google something and basically go out and search for it, I can't be bothered to care. God knows no one takes the blame for the atrocities I've seen on the internet.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on October 29, 2007, 10:59:53 AM
I've been informed it's a cookiedough enima, not that that makes it better....


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on October 29, 2007, 11:50:06 AM
Did you mean Enigma or Enema ?

Either works.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on October 29, 2007, 02:03:40 PM
Enema. Sorry.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on October 29, 2007, 08:45:51 PM
Oh goddamn. The enyclopedia dramatica entry is total warfare. I fucking love it. Brilliant. 9 thumbs up.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/2girls1cup

Quote
Synopsis

2 Girls, 1 Cup is a touching yet controversial short movie about the trials and challenges two lifelong friends face on the road to winning the coveted State College Achievement Trophy. Helen is a girl on the cusp of womanhood, but sometimes acts without thinking. Jane is the quiet one, but plans to win with careful planning and knowledge of Helen's one weakness. On the way they will have to deal with opposition from their parents, as well as a sudden illness that threatens both of their chances at success. Who will end up with with the SCA Trophy? Can their friendship survive the competition?

Just don't click any of the links on the page and it should be sfw. SHOULD BE. YOU NEVER KNOW WITH ED, OK.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on October 29, 2007, 09:49:19 PM
That shit was awesome. Teehee.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on October 29, 2007, 10:47:20 PM
 :oh_i_see:

State College Achievement Trophy is priceless. It's also hilarious that a little south of here in Sarasota, the regional transit is the Sarasota County Area Transit.



Wonder if they've ever used it.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Righ on October 30, 2007, 01:51:40 AM
The Society for Creative Anachronism regularly holds SCA Tournaments. Which is appropriate.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Der Helm on October 30, 2007, 12:58:40 PM
Just don't click any of the links on the page and it should be sfw. SHOULD BE. YOU NEVER KNOW WITH ED, OK.
The links are hilarious as well.

That shit was awesome. Teehee.
:oh_i_see: :grin: :awesome_for_real:


Aaaaaand I just found the "insert quote" button ! :woot:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on October 31, 2007, 01:53:39 PM
Top gear's tiny car review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYtro7PnBA8)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on October 31, 2007, 09:50:13 PM
Top gear's tiny car review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYtro7PnBA8)

Sweet. I love that show.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Teleku on November 01, 2007, 03:10:58 PM
Bioshock Halloween (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEqZkglTVYE&eurl=http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 01, 2007, 04:50:52 PM
Bioshock Halloween (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEqZkglTVYE&eurl=http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/)
That is really cool.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on November 02, 2007, 02:14:21 AM
I know it's a few days late, but it's still awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on November 02, 2007, 04:47:50 AM
Bioshock Halloween (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEqZkglTVYE&eurl=http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/)
That is really cool.

And just as disturbing somehow...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on November 02, 2007, 07:18:07 AM
I know it's a few days late, but it's still awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd frog.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on November 03, 2007, 11:01:10 PM
If Second Life was real... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flkgNn50k14)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on November 04, 2007, 01:57:36 PM
Le awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on November 04, 2007, 10:56:37 PM
Not a video, but topical just the same:

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1786162


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on November 05, 2007, 10:17:19 AM
Die.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on November 05, 2007, 01:17:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8hF2YXTE3I


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Salamok on November 05, 2007, 01:27:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8hF2YXTE3I

priceless!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 05, 2007, 01:29:53 PM
That is so awesome, I have no words. I've watched it three times and it still makes me cry laughing. :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: taolurker on November 05, 2007, 02:14:35 PM
BEST ENDING EVAR!!! OMFG ROFLMAO


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on November 05, 2007, 07:11:53 PM
That was hilarious! He's like the RL Boris from Goldeneye.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Calantus on November 06, 2007, 07:14:58 AM
That was excellent. I could see it coming but I wasn't sure... and then it happened and I laughed my ass off.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on November 06, 2007, 11:02:21 PM
"Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this!"

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1786427


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on November 07, 2007, 08:44:58 PM
For Haemish....

http://revision3.com/webdrifter/waders (http://revision3.com/webdrifter/waders)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on November 07, 2007, 10:24:35 PM
Weebl & Bob go Portal (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/cube/)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 08, 2007, 10:10:34 AM
For Haemish....

http://revision3.com/webdrifter/waders (http://revision3.com/webdrifter/waders)

I couldn't finish watching that. There are a number of reasons I don't live in Biloxi or on the Gulf Coast. That's just one more.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on November 08, 2007, 12:38:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yln_IGDuOCo&NR=1


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on November 08, 2007, 12:51:19 PM
Hangliding is for pansies.  I'm not sure you can get much closer to flying than this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt692UuRMyg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt692UuRMyg)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on November 08, 2007, 01:40:38 PM
Hangliding is for pansies.  I'm not sure you can get much closer to flying than this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt692UuRMyg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt692UuRMyg)



Wow.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 08, 2007, 03:09:37 PM
That's some crazy ass nutmonkeys right there.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 08, 2007, 03:25:06 PM
I hadn't seen that one -- there's another video somewhere early in this thread, but that one was very cool. Somehow, those dudes are still alive ;)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ookii on November 09, 2007, 07:18:43 AM
24 set in 1994 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on November 09, 2007, 12:51:08 PM
You're simply the best. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgXzMgPYjMo)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 09, 2007, 01:20:53 PM
Wow. Did the special needs school get this gig, or was it just the Britsh Idol rejects having their Hung moment?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 09, 2007, 04:11:09 PM
On the upshot, that looks like a pretty swank apartment to me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4cP2oy4ebE)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Teleku on November 10, 2007, 02:14:08 AM
Insane gymnastics. (http://www.djarkady.com/?p=588)

GAH



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on November 12, 2007, 03:54:04 PM
Giant telsa coils and too much free time.

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/science/tesla-coils-playing-the-mario-bros-theme-are-unsurprisingly-awesome-319384.php?autoplay=true (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/science/tesla-coils-playing-the-mario-bros-theme-are-unsurprisingly-awesome-319384.php?autoplay=true)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on November 12, 2007, 11:53:01 PM
Teh Horror....teh horror... (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dei2_orangina_ads)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 13, 2007, 12:03:33 AM
There's altogether too little alchohol in Orangina to justify that commercial.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on November 13, 2007, 01:08:19 AM
Yoshi! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788882)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 13, 2007, 03:31:09 AM
Seriously, get the pencil, you platform-game fearing introverts. (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1368-Zero-Punctuation-Psychonauts)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on November 13, 2007, 05:31:34 AM
Teh Horror....teh horror... (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dei2_orangina_ads)
I have no mouth and I must scream........


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on November 13, 2007, 08:34:14 AM
That's well wrong.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 13, 2007, 04:51:22 PM
There's altogether too little alchohol in Orangina to justify that commercial.

There's not enough alcohol in the world to erase those memories. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK. A little warning, next time.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on November 13, 2007, 07:27:16 PM
That's well wrong.

I agree, the octopus should have been male.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ookii on November 14, 2007, 12:38:32 AM
Blue Ghost caught on camera! Freaky shiat. (http://www.local6.com/news/14578641/detail.html)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on November 14, 2007, 01:00:07 AM
It's not a ghost, it's Steven Seagal in astral projection form.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on November 14, 2007, 07:06:38 AM
Uh. Damn. That's pretty freaky!  :-o


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 14, 2007, 08:02:06 AM
It's something on the lens!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 14, 2007, 01:00:04 PM
Unfortunately, eyewitnesses were too distracted by gas prices to verify its existence.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 14, 2007, 01:33:14 PM
The vampiric spirit of corporate greed?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on November 14, 2007, 09:18:04 PM
I am loving this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLUPn9kPCog) right now, especially since the album version of the song doesn't have the samples from Fantastic Planet.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on November 15, 2007, 01:40:41 AM
Reality TV is funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_AWG45n3Os&eurl=)

Seriously, this show is brilliant.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on November 15, 2007, 07:51:48 AM
Reality TV is funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_AWG45n3Os&eurl=)

Seriously, this show is brilliant.

Wtf, I haven't watched MTV in like 3 years. 


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 15, 2007, 11:35:54 AM
Reality TV is funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_AWG45n3Os&eurl=)

Seriously, this show is brilliant.

Ok, seriously... WHAT... THE... FUCK? I know that MTV is shitty shit shit shit reality TV, but what fucking show is that? Lesbian Hookups and Bitchslaps?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on November 15, 2007, 11:40:01 AM
This is from her myspace blog.  I go there about once a year to see if people still care about her, and apparently they do.
Quote
That's right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me....having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love.....but there is a catch.....the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love....the only twist is....yes, there is another twist....the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS....WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

If you're up for a little punishment, go to her myspace and listen to her music.  This chick does everything (badly)!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on November 15, 2007, 11:50:18 AM
Cal (Berkeley) Marching Band plays video game music at half time (http://blog.capcom.com/archives/559)

Edit: My girlfriend has been watching that show off and on cause she thinks it's hilarious. As you can see, it really is.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 15, 2007, 01:37:28 PM
This is from her myspace blog.  I go there about once a year to see if people still care about her, and apparently they do.
Quote
That's right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me....having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love.....but there is a catch.....the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love....the only twist is....yes, there is another twist....the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS....WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

If you're up for a little punishment, go to her myspace and listen to her music.  This chick does everything (badly)!

Something about this story just drives me into an uncontrollable stabby rage. This cunt is being handed money to do this pile of shit show, and I can't even get a publisher to look at a novel? The entertainment business is FUCKED.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 15, 2007, 01:50:34 PM
I hear you loud and clear, said as a former professional musician. Fuck that shit, I'll just work IT to pay bills and play for fun.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 15, 2007, 02:27:32 PM
Cal (Berkeley) Marching Band plays video game music at half time (http://blog.capcom.com/archives/559)
:-o Oh, the sheer awesomeness brought tears to the eyes.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on November 15, 2007, 03:30:18 PM
Cal (Berkeley) Marching Band plays video game music at half time (http://blog.capcom.com/archives/559)

Go Bears!!!

(http://www.dailycal.org/images/art/09.15.oski.BAILY.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Mortriden on November 15, 2007, 04:37:19 PM
That was exceedingly awesome. 


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on November 15, 2007, 07:19:32 PM
Cal (Berkeley) Marching Band plays video game music at half time (http://blog.capcom.com/archives/559)
:-o Oh, the sheer awesomeness brought tears to the eyes.

Yeah, I welled up myself. That was so great.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on November 15, 2007, 08:12:52 PM
Wow. That gave me goosebumps!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on November 15, 2007, 09:49:11 PM
That was really impressive.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: NiX on November 16, 2007, 09:10:51 AM
I bring you all joy and love!  :awesome_for_real: be with you.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on November 18, 2007, 12:34:44 PM
I think this wins the internet, but ymmv. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 18, 2007, 03:00:43 PM
I wonder if MJ got a single grain of rice out of that knock-off.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 20, 2007, 08:05:13 AM
The front fell off. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0LPUI0lfVw)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on November 20, 2007, 08:08:37 AM
The front fell off. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0LPUI0lfVw)

That's gotta be a satire. 


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on November 20, 2007, 01:38:44 PM
Football + groin.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWUQcu4iO0M)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nebu on November 20, 2007, 01:53:36 PM
I wonder if MJ got a single grain of rice out of that knock-off.

It's like... totally different. 

(http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/images/artist/v/vanilla_ice/az_official/281x211.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Simond on November 20, 2007, 03:59:00 PM
I was half-considering posting these in the WoW forum, but they certainly qualify for this thread as well:
William...Shatner...is...a...tauren...shaman! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8)
Mr T pities da fool who don't roll night elf! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc)


No, really.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 20, 2007, 04:06:24 PM
I just have no fucking words.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nerf on November 21, 2007, 12:28:03 AM
Quote
Well maybe Mr. T hacked the game and created a Mohawk class!
Maybe Mr. T is pretty handy with computers!

I have this strange urge to play warcraft now.
And I really want a mohawk class now ):


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 21, 2007, 12:34:52 AM
William...Shatner...is...a...tauren...shaman! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8)
Mr T pities da fool who don't roll night elf! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc)
In case there was any doubt Blizzard was pulling in too much money from WoW.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nerf on November 21, 2007, 12:40:36 AM
Eh? I doubt it set them back that much, Shatner and Mr T can't[/b] be that expensive.
Shit, we thought about trying to get Mr T to do a radio spot for one of the businesses, we estimated it'd cost us about $500 and a free car wash coupon.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on November 21, 2007, 12:42:31 AM
In case there was any doubt Blizzard was pulling in too much money from WoW.
I don't see the problem, when they're giving back to the internet community in such an awesome way!

Also, writers strike producing yet another funny video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzRHlpEmr0w)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 21, 2007, 01:00:00 AM
Outside impression:
 :roffle:

Inside impression:
 :mob:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Simond on November 21, 2007, 05:33:43 AM
William...Shatner...is...a...tauren...shaman! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8)
Mr T pities da fool who don't roll night elf! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc)
In case there was any doubt Blizzard was pulling in too much money from WoW.
Doom! Dooooooom!  :grin:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: CaptainNapkin on November 22, 2007, 09:12:09 AM
Today wouldn't be complete without my favorite Thanksgiving memory...

The WKRP Turkey Drop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNzEuIv-Ayo&e)

Les is my hero.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 22, 2007, 02:38:54 PM
Today wouldn't be complete without my favorite Thanksgiving memory...

The WKRP Turkey Drop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNzEuIv-Ayo&e)

Les is my hero.
Nice!  Is WKRP still airing on some rerun channel?  I was too young to really appreciate the humor when it was prime.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 23, 2007, 08:09:40 AM
New Duck Tales intro (http://www.videosift.com/video/Creepy-New-DuckTales-Intro)

They're raping my childhood, make it stop, make it stop!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Trippy on November 23, 2007, 08:32:03 AM
Some people have entirely too much free time on their hands.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 23, 2007, 08:47:51 AM
Today wouldn't be complete without my favorite Thanksgiving memory...

The WKRP Turkey Drop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNzEuIv-Ayo&e)

Les is my hero.

Still one of my favorite tv shows evar.

When I first started working here, I put down tape around my desk and would mime opening my door (we share a communal office of six people). People would come to my desk and I'd ignore them until they 'knocked'. Nobody got it, but it entertained me.

Herb is also my hero, though. Master of white patent leather and plaid. Throw in the Big Guy and it's a trio of win!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: CaptainNapkin on November 23, 2007, 08:55:31 AM
Unfortunately no, I've had no luck finding WKRP reruns on tv lately, and I've got tivo on the lookout. I fully agree, one of the best shows ever, each and every character was awesome in that show.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on November 23, 2007, 10:10:06 AM
nevergetbusted.com


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 24, 2007, 03:17:57 PM
:ye_gods: "But officer, you don't understand, the video said I wouldn't get caught.  I was supposed to save thousands."

 :cthulu: "If saving thousands was your goal, you'd have taken up a less expensive hobby."

Spinning in grave, he is. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDS_6XbHmAk)




Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on November 25, 2007, 05:13:12 AM
Monkey on Drums (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZGIrNf71Q&feature=related)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 26, 2007, 12:21:57 AM
That's Chris Cunningham's stuff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVkpiILA4rw&feature=related) for you.  The robots are homemade, but the human bits are edited on.

As long as we're on the subject of artsy music videos, I thought this was awesome (http://www.partizan.us/musicvideos/mg/chemical_bros_star_guitar.mov).  It might take you two views to realize why.







Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on November 26, 2007, 12:29:08 AM
Why would it take you two views to realize that nearly every object in the video is each a certain piece of the music? It's like Rez on a train.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 26, 2007, 12:40:06 AM
Yeah, two views is a bit much, it becomes pretty quickly evident.  There might be a brief time the viewer is wondering what kind of hack artist would play their music against the backdrop of a train ride before they realize that there's genius at work.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Oban on November 26, 2007, 12:28:41 PM
 :roflcopter:

Speeding is bad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ZwbDj7sQM)



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on November 26, 2007, 02:20:41 PM
 :oh_i_see:


I didn't even get it. :)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on November 26, 2007, 05:14:05 PM
That was amazing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 27, 2007, 12:08:44 PM
Today wouldn't be complete without my favorite Thanksgiving memory...

The WKRP Turkey Drop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNzEuIv-Ayo&e)

Les is my hero.


Goddamnit, I love that clip. There is just not enough WKRP on TV these days.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on November 28, 2007, 10:55:00 AM
Okay, all together: EEEWWWWWWWWW. (http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1326441206)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on November 28, 2007, 11:36:33 AM
Websites that resize my browser without asking should be castrated. The owners, I mean.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Rasix on November 28, 2007, 11:41:00 AM
There's been a Hung sighting. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVKWW7vMQGA)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: cmlancas on November 28, 2007, 12:11:21 PM
Okay, all together: EEEWWWWWWWWW. (http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1326441206)

VDL, I didn't even watch it. I just saw the title and died a little inside.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ookii on November 28, 2007, 04:00:20 PM
Refrain from hitting yourself with whatever blunt object may be lying around (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on November 28, 2007, 04:20:01 PM
Dear God, who is that dumb cunt and why didn't they leave her ass out on the Acropolis as a baby to be eaten by wolves like God intended?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on November 28, 2007, 04:46:04 PM
She's not meant to be heard. She's meant to be brought home drunk.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 28, 2007, 04:50:25 PM
Obviously staged.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Yoru on November 28, 2007, 05:42:52 PM
The Acoustics of Vegetables: The Vienna Vegetable Orchestra (http://music.guardian.co.uk/video/2007/nov/28/vegetable.orchestra).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SnakeCharmer on November 29, 2007, 10:21:04 PM
Working ExoSkeleton for soldiers, or well, pretty much anyone that would need (or could afford) it.... (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/tech/2007/11/27/yeates.ut.robo.soldier.ksl)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 29, 2007, 10:27:48 PM
About time.  Could you imagine Iraq if all our soldiers had bomb and bullet resistant exoskeletons?  The terrorists would just be blowing up their own people pointlessly.  (I'm probably overstating the state of armor a bit, though - I'd be surprised if you could wear something that can stand up to an RPG - but the question is, can you dodge it?)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on November 29, 2007, 10:34:49 PM
Only a few years ago, many Iraqi nationals thought all soldiers' sunglasses had x-ray vision lenses. No lie. I'm sure this would freak them the fuck out.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 30, 2007, 02:56:17 AM
On second thought, perhaps the time is right for Phoenix Wright to retire from law (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XefST76KxDE).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on November 30, 2007, 02:58:51 AM
Ok. That was awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on December 04, 2007, 08:02:58 AM
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull

NSFW - language.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on December 04, 2007, 09:44:29 AM
If we do not open our eyes to reality soon, they will get fucked right out of our heads.   :cry:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 04, 2007, 02:46:14 PM
That was good.  I wonder what the original speech was about, assuming that whole thing wasn't made from scratch.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on December 05, 2007, 01:56:52 AM
Haemish wrote a novel?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on December 05, 2007, 09:48:25 AM
Hey now, there's no occular penetration in my novel.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on December 05, 2007, 05:02:12 PM
Ode to Jack Thompson (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1792273)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nerf on December 06, 2007, 12:51:18 AM
Hey now, there's no occular penetration in my novel.

Sounds like you need to do some serious editing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 06, 2007, 01:00:54 AM
Ode to Jack Thompson (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1792273)
While I can appreciate the effort that went into creating a music video and fake commercial, I find it's best to ignore him.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on December 06, 2007, 01:25:28 AM
Haemish how did you get labels working on your blog? They aren't built into blogger right? I found some implementation on the web recently but I'm not too happy with it.

Also if you finished your novel and want someone to read or review it send me a PM. I love doing stuff like that, and I have a decent sense of editing and such if you are looking for feedback.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on December 06, 2007, 07:33:30 AM
he might get it published if it DID have ocular penetration it it.

Imagine this  :ye_gods: but w/out the eyes!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on December 06, 2007, 01:51:39 PM
Haemish how did you get labels working on your blog? They aren't built into blogger right? I found some implementation on the web recently but I'm not too happy with it.

I'm using templates and just started typing labels into the "Labels for this Post" field. Anything you type in there, it adds as a label. I don't remember if I did anything more than that, but it's been a while since I added them.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on December 06, 2007, 02:55:43 PM
Ok, guess I'll look at the html and javascript on your site and figure it out.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on December 11, 2007, 12:41:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wlmop4Dfmw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXDHFpudUcg



Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 11, 2007, 01:06:21 AM
"Your face can take a lot of punishment.  That's good to know."


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 12, 2007, 12:46:18 PM
My new haircut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_OkW2QzIE4). Guy acting like a douche. If you know anyone like this, do your country a favor and murder them.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 13, 2007, 11:58:20 AM
Snow plowing train (http://www.maniacworld.com/snow-plowing-train.html). I've never seen one of these. It hauls ass in 3+ feet of snow, takes a snow bank out without even pausing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SnakeCharmer on December 13, 2007, 09:23:31 PM
KIDS ARE EVIL, I TELL YOU!! EVIL!!! (warning cute kid incoming) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hTxGmvUo_0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 14, 2007, 01:05:50 AM
I loled.

Egads, there appears to be an entire evil baby library on YouTube.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 14, 2007, 01:07:15 AM
Speaking of which, this seems cruel and innocent at the same time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DH01tAnL6g).


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on December 14, 2007, 02:30:34 AM
KIDS ARE EVIL, I TELL YOU!! EVIL!!! (warning cute kid incoming) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hTxGmvUo_0)

I wish he'd eat the damn cupcake already.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on December 14, 2007, 11:22:38 AM
KIDS ARE EVIL, I TELL YOU!! EVIL!!! (warning cute kid incoming) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hTxGmvUo_0)

Whutchutalkin'boutWillis?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SnakeCharmer on December 14, 2007, 02:00:31 PM
Best job in the world... (http://jumpcut.com/view/?id=0D81FEBE575211DBB77B961586523BC9)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 14, 2007, 02:09:43 PM
Best job in the world... (http://jumpcut.com/view/?id=0D81FEBE575211DBB77B961586523BC9)
Not really (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Blue_Angels_South_Carolina_crash), but they do good work.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SnakeCharmer on December 14, 2007, 02:40:10 PM
I would still do it.  In a heartbeat.  Without a second of hesitation.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 14, 2007, 02:58:14 PM
That's good to hear, I'd say seconds of hesitation are responsible for the a 10% fatality rate.

I should probably contribute a video here, hmm... ever check out Yugioh Abridged (http://www.dailymotion.com/LittleKuriboh)?  Mockery and condensing each episode to 7 minutes or less has severely improved the series.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on December 14, 2007, 03:15:20 PM
Anti-Kant Campaign (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M-cmNdiFuI)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on December 15, 2007, 12:50:36 AM
R. Kelly is insane (nswf language).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2c


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on December 15, 2007, 10:32:19 PM
lol. R. Kelly is a gifted comedian.

Epic Fight Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NI6iu7e91Y)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on December 17, 2007, 10:48:37 AM
R. Kelly is insane (nswf language).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2c

WHAT... THE... FUCK?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 17, 2007, 04:43:56 PM
That was weird, that guy just sort of went off.  It might have been staged, or it could have been really bad timing.  "Hmm, I don't think he'll attack me while YouTube is recording, so maybe this'll be a good time to reveal I've been sleeping with his wife."


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Fabricated on December 17, 2007, 11:54:45 PM
Holy shit. These are the best PSAs ever.

Short Version: Canada puts out amazingly graphic and horrible PSAs to promote workplace safety, laughs follow.

WARNING: THESE ARE PRETTY FUCKING GRAPHIC FOR A QUICK PSA SHOWN ON ACTUAL TV. IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT SKATER FALLING 40 FEET YOU WILL NOT LIKE THESE.

Steel Worker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uniqmkPeaZ4

Chef:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Z8xxWhh5k

Retail Worker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Haa4QImf40


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on December 18, 2007, 12:00:34 AM
Holy Fuck Canada.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on December 18, 2007, 01:29:45 AM
Canadians know the exact time and place of their death?!?!

(http://www.fast-rewind.com/krull2.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on December 18, 2007, 08:33:12 AM
I have to change channels whenever one of those damn things come on the air, I would like to beat the workplace safety people to death with a piece of rebar, or maybe something ironic like a fire extinguisher.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on December 18, 2007, 11:27:14 AM
gets the point across though.  And didnt we already have a thread about these videos somewhere else?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on December 18, 2007, 01:56:34 PM
The workplace safety videos have been around before, at least the retail worker one has. The chef and steel worker were new to me. I think they are wholly fantastic ads.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on December 19, 2007, 04:40:52 AM
Holy shit I just watched that Chef PSA, now I think I'm going to have nightmares. :ye_gods:

Basically what that PSA says to me is "NEVER, NEVER EVER BE A CHEF!"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on December 19, 2007, 08:49:53 PM
I was half-considering posting these in the WoW forum, but they certainly qualify for this thread as well:
William...Shatner...is...a...tauren...shaman! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8)
Mr T pities da fool who don't roll night elf! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc)


No, really.
Holy crap I just saw the mini me (http://youtube.com/watch?v=3En1M4SNn98) one on TV.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on December 20, 2007, 01:11:31 AM
David Cross is a piece of shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU6zcqmw0Uk


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Miasma on December 20, 2007, 03:07:54 PM
Turning the wiimote into into one of those touch tables. (http://www.gearlog.com/2007/12/incredible_wiimote_hack_create.php)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on December 20, 2007, 10:18:37 PM
It's a rare condition in this day in age (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1794609)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on December 21, 2007, 12:21:51 AM
Turning the wiimote into into one of those touch tables. (http://www.gearlog.com/2007/12/incredible_wiimote_hack_create.php)

Anyone else hear the millions of IPod Touches and the Microsoft Surfaces cry out in terror and then be silenced?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on December 21, 2007, 11:08:07 AM
Originally posted this (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/iphone/proremote-pro-tools-controller-may-be-coolest-iphone-app-ever-updated-332324.php) over in the guitar thread. iPhone ftw.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 21, 2007, 12:22:32 PM
Romain street racers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdYEtMktrbI)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Simond on December 21, 2007, 06:59:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRcxz1MSPd0

English (and I do mean 'English'...as opposed to 'American') dub of  the first half of the first episode of Urusei Yatsura/Lum the Invader Girl/whatever you want to call it. Matt Lucas as Ataru, Anna Friel as Lum.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on December 25, 2007, 12:25:31 AM
Think of the children this x-mas:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1794455


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on December 27, 2007, 02:34:00 AM
For some reason I find this very amusing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxafl6-WQwo


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on December 28, 2007, 09:23:48 AM
Pete Huttlinger plays Stevie Wonder's "Superstition" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCKL_MHRoU). Nice. Fucking awesome. Here's him doing Steely Dan's Josie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swRvM_56zZI), too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on December 28, 2007, 10:29:30 AM
Pete Huttlinger plays Stevie Wonder's "Superstition" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCKL_MHRoU).
Very nice!  :drill:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on December 30, 2007, 06:15:37 AM
Girl Owned by Desert Eagle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwLQewe4TrY)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on December 30, 2007, 08:00:28 AM
Ouch.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Soukyan on December 30, 2007, 11:10:02 AM
Pete Huttlinger plays Stevie Wonder's "Superstition" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCKL_MHRoU).
Very nice!  :drill:

Damn.  Some fine playing. :drill:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SnakeCharmer on December 31, 2007, 10:33:22 AM
Girl Owned by Desert Eagle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwLQewe4TrY)

That could have been really ugly had the guy had more than one bullet in the clip.  At last she had enough sense to pull her finger off the trigger as quick as she could.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on December 31, 2007, 07:59:45 PM
I thought she was going to bite her tongue off.  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on January 01, 2008, 05:05:04 PM
I thought she was going to bite her tongue off.  :ye_gods:

Me too.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 02, 2008, 08:50:19 AM
Mazes in google maps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKswNWNwBSo)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stu on January 02, 2008, 07:49:33 PM
Pretty cool. de Uithof and Alice in Wonderland were my favorites.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on January 02, 2008, 07:56:45 PM
Mean Kitty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on January 02, 2008, 10:58:03 PM
Mean Kitty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo)

(http://www.earlstees.com/shop/catalog/images/HandBanana.jpg)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 02, 2008, 11:20:00 PM
Hand banana!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 02, 2008, 11:59:50 PM
That song was terrible.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on January 03, 2008, 12:45:54 AM
And yet I can't stop humming it.

HELP ME.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Valmorian on January 03, 2008, 10:04:10 AM
Techno remix of a Russian Fairytale movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4GX2yki0yg
 
Although the lyrics are Czech, as this is the Czech version of the movie.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on January 03, 2008, 01:11:45 PM
HA!  I remember seeing that movie on MST3K.  Awesome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Abagadro on January 03, 2008, 09:05:19 PM
Jack Frost. One of the best MST3K eps there is.

It's raining cinematic payoff.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on January 03, 2008, 10:38:00 PM
If you thought that Still Alive was good.... watch him doing this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltjbnyvq_SI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltjbnyvq_SI)

The Shat!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE)

It's getting hot in here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on January 04, 2008, 06:33:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI3g9RaVkdY


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SurfD on January 05, 2008, 02:13:10 AM
Your second link is the same as your first Furiously.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on January 05, 2008, 03:28:46 AM
fixed!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nerf on January 05, 2008, 05:48:59 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9aMHdVruMZE

Rocketman!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 05, 2008, 08:45:35 AM
The Cat Cube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNKlYx7G5Gk)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 05, 2008, 09:43:58 AM

The Shat!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE)


Oh man, that was just too awsome.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on January 06, 2008, 03:11:56 PM

The Shat!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE)


Oh man, that was just too awsome.

I've had that single on my HDD somewhere for years now.  It was nice to see a live performance with the Shat if full red faced glory though.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nonentity on January 06, 2008, 08:42:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s&feature=related

WHAT IS BOX HAPPENING  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on January 06, 2008, 09:21:04 PM
Not safe for work.  That's all I have to say about that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bBwVRYQn60



Attention Whore +1

http://darejunkies.com/?vid=4


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 07, 2008, 12:50:52 PM
Videotrace (http://www.acvt.com.au/research/videotrace/) -- Using 2d movies for rapid 3d prototyping


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Samwise on January 07, 2008, 02:48:14 PM
Wow.  I can't wait until there's a freeware version of that.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Raging Turtle on January 09, 2008, 01:27:09 PM
Short, funny language school ad. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsCR9Y4Ymvo

But don't go to Berlitz, it's a horrible language school  :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on January 09, 2008, 03:22:28 PM
http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/media.asp?file=109

So fucking win.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on January 09, 2008, 04:50:00 PM
Choo-chooooooooo

http://www.break.com/index/train-runs-over-crazy-kid.html


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on January 09, 2008, 10:08:53 PM
I am full of turbo! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b7zL_Jorr4&feature=user)




Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 09, 2008, 10:11:47 PM
It wasn't funny until the girl said "My Heather's Beautiful Dress is a Tornado of Power!"


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on January 09, 2008, 10:12:34 PM
If it was pretty RC dolls called Turbo Eric you'd lol a little.  :drill:


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on January 09, 2008, 11:25:56 PM
If it was pretty RC dolls called Turbo Eric you'd lol a little.  :drill:

Someone less lazier than me needs to spend some time in photoshop.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Prospero on January 10, 2008, 12:57:18 AM
I just found out someone I know does this for a hobby.  :ye_gods:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crmD_B8ERzk


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on January 10, 2008, 03:41:42 AM
Videotrace (http://www.acvt.com.au/research/videotrace/) -- Using 2d movies for rapid 3d prototyping


Holy fuck.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 10, 2008, 10:54:28 AM
I just found out someone I know does this for a hobby.  :ye_gods:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crmD_B8ERzk


Do you allow yourself to be seen with this person in public?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Prospero on January 10, 2008, 03:27:18 PM
I'm just going to pretend I don't know anything about the whole dog thing. I figure as long as I don't see her perform, it doesn't exist.

Here's lulz to make up for my previous video: http://gizmodo.com/343348/confessions-the-meanest-thing-gizmodo-did-at-ces


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 11, 2008, 09:24:47 AM
Oh, Fuck off, I'm Clive Owen! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76CaTyD_sGI)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 11, 2008, 10:54:48 AM
Oh, Fuck off, I'm Clive Owen! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76CaTyD_sGI)

Goddamnit, that's funny. One thing I missed about not having HBO was Extras.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on January 11, 2008, 01:41:00 PM
That last episode of Extras was hilarious...but also mostly depressing.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Sky on January 11, 2008, 03:51:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=1JiJzqXxgxo


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Prospero on January 13, 2008, 01:53:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKIFpEUbnYg


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on January 13, 2008, 02:32:44 AM
I love stories of different animal species getting along. They melt my cold heart.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on January 13, 2008, 08:27:38 AM
I love stories of different animal species getting along. They melt my cold heart.

Right up until the point where you are enslaved by the new flying, clawed Critten masters and forced to bring them snacks such as eyeballs or cat nip...

(http://www.willisms.com/archives/wingedkitten.gif)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on January 14, 2008, 11:09:22 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797221


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 15, 2008, 10:29:29 PM
NSFW. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elk1esd1vsc) No nudity, only profanity and hilarious racism.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on January 16, 2008, 12:34:56 PM
Huge Russian hockey brawl (http://youtube.com/watch?v=W5-dddpy168&feature=related)

...is there a version of this without some tacky soundtrack?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 16, 2008, 05:14:04 PM
The Disintegrator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAUnuuBkW4), the tripod mounted gattling rubberband gun.. for when you have real nerd rage. Skip to 3:10 if it's too long for you.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on January 16, 2008, 06:05:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZJXUkSy45Y&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZJXUkSy45Y&feature=related)

Batman has a future in acting, the rest - not so much.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: lamaros on January 17, 2008, 04:22:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nerf on January 17, 2008, 03:24:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8

Experts aren't made, they're born.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 17, 2008, 04:47:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8

Experts aren't made, they're born.

Goddamnit, that's fucking hysterical.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 17, 2008, 07:21:34 PM
Except for the last bit. I'm not a fan of the "dogs in pain" sounds, even when simulated.  :cry:

Otherwise, a fucking riot.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on January 17, 2008, 08:31:08 PM
So in England they can say 'Fuck You' a million times, but 'cunt' gets a beep?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on January 17, 2008, 10:06:26 PM
Toooooooooooom Cruise! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sHSnQ7mzM)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on January 18, 2008, 04:19:08 AM
urban legend hospital (nsfw)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797753


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ookii on January 18, 2008, 10:12:27 AM
URL says it all:

http://www.mediaflix.net/video-Crazy-christian-lady-goes-nuts-at-a-coffee-shop.aspx (http://www.mediaflix.net/video-Crazy-christian-lady-goes-nuts-at-a-coffee-shop.aspx)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 18, 2008, 10:13:11 AM
Wee!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw) He did it again.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 18, 2008, 12:02:55 PM
Wee!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw) He did it again.

That motherfucker should be working for NASA. Or at least Nintendo.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: MrHat on January 18, 2008, 04:33:50 PM
Holy ass.  Imagine that w/ light sabers.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on January 19, 2008, 06:07:56 AM
Wee!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw) He did it again.

That motherfucker should be working for NASA. Or at least Nintendo.

You know, if nothing else, this thread has taught me that there a lot of people out there who are a lot cleverer than me, working on some very, very, very cool shit.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: lamaros on January 19, 2008, 06:59:35 AM
This kind of stuff isn't exactly new (except for the novelty Wii factor...). There's a lot of stuff being done with digital cameras, projectors, lazers, of this sort. Eg:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWcAkxzkv4

Which is done via: http://muonics.net/blog/index.php?postid=15


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Engels on January 19, 2008, 10:11:46 AM
I hear ya Lamaros, but at the same time, I think the cool part is that this guy's taking already commercially available, relatively inexpensive products and creating something pretty radically new. Its stuff that could be on the shelves in a matter of a few years if manufacturers get on the ball.

The laser beam painting on the side of a building is cool too, don't get me wrong, but its not exactly commercial grade products they're playing with.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Murgos on January 19, 2008, 10:19:26 AM
This kind of stuff isn't exactly new (except for the novelty Wii factor...). There's a lot of stuff being done with digital cameras, projectors, lazers, of this sort. Eg:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWcAkxzkv4

Which is done via: http://muonics.net/blog/index.php?postid=15

How do you see those two things (the Wii motion tracking trick vs big LASER) as related?  The LASER does track the motion of the pointer but that has pretty much nothing to do with tracking your head motion to create an illusion of depth in a flat surface with off the shelf hardware.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: lamaros on January 19, 2008, 10:52:17 AM
The first one the guy did was basicly exactly the same.

This second one is not exactly the same. But it's still cameras picking up lazers/etc and then running it through a computer to do something.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Ironwood on January 19, 2008, 02:02:46 PM
Guys, I'm just surprised that there are people out there a lot cleverer than me.


Really.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: lamaros on January 19, 2008, 08:30:53 PM
But how good are they are the one line put-down? Don't sell yourself short.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on January 19, 2008, 08:54:40 PM
That's true, you can't insult someone just by pointing your wii-glasses at them.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Obo on January 20, 2008, 08:41:28 AM
This stuff is already on the shelves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AO0F5sLdVM


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on January 20, 2008, 09:02:01 AM
That's true, you can't insult someone just by pointing your wii-glasses at them.

Someone is working on it thought....


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: schild on January 20, 2008, 09:16:19 AM
I'm insulted when parents walk into Gamestop when I'm there and ask if they have any Wiis in stock. I can't imagine what Wii glasses would do to me. Likely, I'd end up throwing a punch.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Strazos on January 20, 2008, 04:17:31 PM
You have no idea how much I want to scream at people when they complain about Nintendo not making enough consoles and shit. Or why we don't get more consoles.

I also am having an increasingly hard time putting up with people trying to get me to pick out Wii games for them. "Durr, what's popular right now?!"

Yes asshole, pick your games based on popularity. Here ya go, the new Hanna Montana game! It's popular!


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nerf on January 20, 2008, 10:20:05 PM
I should really apply to work at gamestop, is there an online test I can take to show them my general hatred and disdain for customers?

That is one of the requirements, right?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on January 20, 2008, 11:50:02 PM
Absolutely.  If you try to enjoy the customers you wouldn't last a month.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Nerf on January 20, 2008, 11:51:48 PM
Awesome, because I _really_ hate people, am I required to rant endlessly about crappy games and stupid customers, and if so, do they provide these rants to me, or do I get a stipend for writing lengthy diatribes on my own time?


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: stray on January 22, 2008, 10:35:01 AM
Amusing commercial I just saw..


Clearblue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX7VxW3wL0)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on January 22, 2008, 11:31:27 AM
Eh, depends on your store.  I spent more time talking about Katamari Damacy and Guitar Hero than I did about Madden.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: HaemishM on January 22, 2008, 01:24:04 PM
Amusing commercial I just saw..


Clearblue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX7VxW3wL0)

Yeah, I saw that on TV, and immediately did a double take. Very ear-catching.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: SnakeCharmer on January 23, 2008, 08:45:12 AM
Toooooooooooom Cruise! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sHSnQ7mzM)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry O'Connell! (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe)

Probably just absolutely killed his career...


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on January 24, 2008, 11:56:33 AM
I   :heart: lipsyncing! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1798567)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Simond on January 24, 2008, 06:35:15 PM
That song was terrible.
Oh, I think we can go further than that....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rRR8lqlpU68


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Salamok on January 25, 2008, 12:01:28 PM
Wee!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw) He did it again.

can someone just hand this guy a 25 million or so to design a full fledged game.  I would have said 100 million but he is obviously capable of producing superior results with limited resources.  Makes a whole lot more sense than funding garriot or mcquaid.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: voodoolily on January 25, 2008, 12:44:09 PM
Toooooooooooom Cruise! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sHSnQ7mzM)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry O'Connell! (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe)

Probably just absolutely killed his career...

I have a new respect for him after seeing that.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on January 26, 2008, 01:50:00 AM
Holy ass.  Imagine that w/ light sabers.

The day is coming when gamers will be the fittest people on the planet. It began with DDR, the popularity of the Wii's physical interaction has taught it to the industry, and soon our kids will be growing up performing the actual moves we used to make happen with a joypad.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on January 26, 2008, 03:28:18 AM
Will she make it to level 2? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kd1RerP2k)

Same two girls watch Cloverfield (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXoDXUC76SE)

edit - accidental while drunk


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Margalis on January 26, 2008, 03:55:25 AM
In a few weeks she'll be a cynical power-gamer looking online for her best talent build while plugging numbers into an excel spreadsheet.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: climbjtree on January 26, 2008, 03:52:26 PM
Quote
The day is coming when gamers will be the fittest people on the planet. It began with DDR

Think again!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4yk-ESYl7Bc&feature=related (http://youtube.com/watch?v=4yk-ESYl7Bc&feature=related)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: climbjtree on January 27, 2008, 01:56:11 PM
The first 10 seconds of this AT&T commercial cracks me up.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HeitwRkrvaQ (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HeitwRkrvaQ)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on January 31, 2008, 04:32:30 PM
30 minutes of 80's cartoon openings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bto7l3cKhvk). I had forgotten about a lot of these, but it alll came back.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on February 01, 2008, 05:41:30 AM
Will she make it to level 2? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kd1RerP2k)

Same two girls watch Cloverfield (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXoDXUC76SE)

Fuck. I can't not post them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGWck3TDK1I


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on February 01, 2008, 12:21:46 PM
She's fucking Matt Damon

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on February 01, 2008, 01:40:25 PM
That was incredibly funny. I generally don't like Sarah Silverman but that was a huge exception. I assume by the look on his face when it was over that he was... not informed.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on February 01, 2008, 01:50:47 PM
Improv anywhere does grand central station (http://www.improveverywhere.com/2008/01/31/frozen-grand-central/). I think this one was the best yet.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on February 03, 2008, 12:40:07 AM
People freezing in place

http://current.com/items/88830919_time_stops_at_grand_central


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Phildo on February 03, 2008, 12:48:44 AM
People freezing in place

http://current.com/items/88830919_time_stops_at_grand_central

You clearly pay very close attention to this thread.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Tale on February 03, 2008, 01:21:38 AM
thechurchofdave will set you free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgrLclMeabA)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Evil Elvis on February 03, 2008, 05:11:04 AM
People freezing in place

http://current.com/items/88830919_time_stops_at_grand_central

You clearly pay very close attention to this thread.

Bah.


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: bhodi on February 03, 2008, 04:39:28 PM
Naturally Seven accapella on the Paris metro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swdnmMgaesE)


A Didgeridoo & the One Man Band (http://youtube.com/watch?v=VF_Hw8l01LI)

Ossilloscope art! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ac1G_5N73g&feature=related)


Title: Re: Useless Videos
Post by: Furiously on February 04,