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Title: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 18, 2005, 11:34:57 PM Azumanga Daioh/Ellen Fleiss /switch Parody (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ayumu)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 19, 2005, 12:56:38 AM "And I was like....'Hrm?'"
Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways? Better yet, wtf is Azumanga Daioh? :| Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 01:04:23 AM Quote Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways? You discover the internet 2 weeks ago? Results 1 - 10 of about 354 for "ellen fleiss". (0.18 seconds) (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2003-42,GGLD:en&q=ellen+fleiss) Ellen Fleiss is a very stoned, very insipid girl who did a /switch ad for Apple back in 2001 or so. Her video was hilarious. Here it is: Right Click, Save As (http://spherule.com/media/video/switch/ellen_feiss.mov). Quote Better yet, wtf is Azumanga Daioh? Results 1 - 10 of about 375,000 for "Azumanga Daioh". (0.13 seconds) (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&c2coff=1&rls=GGLD%2CGGLD%3A2003-42%2CGGLD%3Aen&q=%22Azumanga+Daioh%22). Azumanga Daioh is a pretty funny anime about a handful of girls. It's rather non-stereotypical and not quite as insane as Jungle Wa. It's also a near masterpiece of comedy. Some of it's extremely subtle. Some of it's....not so subtle. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 19, 2005, 01:18:31 AM Oh, I've heard about this "Google" thing, but I wanted to hear the answers from YOU. Asking another human being a question can be fun....sometimes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on April 19, 2005, 09:03:46 AM Asking another human being a question can be fun....sometimes. Not if I can help it. (http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Newbie-GetHim.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 10:13:28 AM Hey, schild - in response to the question posed by your avatar: no, the sweater doesn't make you look fat. Your fat face makes you look fat.
Thank god I mostly just kissed your ass when I was a noob. I see how you treat people around here. :evil: Edit: Oh Jesus fuck. That was Stray you were making fun of? He has like, 4 times the number of posts as me. No excuses, Stray! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 10:17:49 AM Uh. Wait. That's Ben Affleck.
I'm so confused. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 19, 2005, 10:28:32 AM Like I said, I prefer to ask questions. It kind of ties in with your "brick and mortar" thing, Schild.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 10:28:59 AM Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on April 19, 2005, 10:30:11 AM Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly. So sayeth the "thick valkyrie" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 10:30:36 AM Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly. So sayeth the "thick valkyrie" /me chortles. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 10:33:10 AM Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly. So sayeth the "thick valkyrie" Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 10:34:20 AM We don't want to read your myspace blog though. :roll:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 10:35:29 AM That's good, 'cuz then you'd realize what a poser I am. Seriously, I just got Myst Revelations on Sunday.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 10:35:51 AM NICE.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 10:36:33 AM Yes, it is hell of sick. But truly, I should have been playing it last September.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on April 19, 2005, 10:58:12 AM Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile) You might want to see a doctor about that kink in your neck. It's gotta be uncomfortable to sleep that way. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 19, 2005, 11:00:42 AM The better to see up my nose, my pretty.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on April 19, 2005, 11:01:12 AM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 04:18:29 PM Videogaming is art is videogaming is art. (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/frame1.html)
Edit: Oh, if you haven't played Final Fantasy 3 (6 in Japan - and referred to as 6 here, now, I think) - then don't bother. It won't make sense to you. But it is, indeed, brilliant. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2005, 07:01:33 PM Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly. So sayeth the "thick valkyrie" Pwned, roflcopter, kthx. Videogaming is art is videogaming is art. (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/frame1.html) Edit: Oh, if you haven't played Final Fantasy 3 (6 in Japan - and referred to as 6 here, now, I think) - then don't bother. It won't make sense to you. But it is, indeed, brilliant. Wow...just...wow. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 19, 2005, 09:57:16 PM Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile) Ow ow my eyes, my eyes! Add another color combination please?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2005, 09:59:54 PM Quote Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways? You discover the internet 2 weeks ago? Results 1 - 10 of about 354 for "ellen fleiss". (0.18 seconds) (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2003-42,GGLD:en&q=ellen+fleiss) Ellen Fleiss is a very stoned, very insipid girl who did a /switch ad for Apple back in 2001 or so. Whatever, I'd still hit that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on April 20, 2005, 06:08:58 AM Quote from: Strazos Whatever, I'd still hit that. I guess McDonalds did a real ad campaign trying to use hip young language but failed to have a child explain it to them.(http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/uc/20050411/lbo050412.gif) Pictures of the actual ad. (http://andrewteman.org/blog/index.php?p=39) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 09:31:35 AM Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly. So sayeth the "thick valkyrie" Pwned, roflcopter, kthx. Quote Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile) Who's pwned now, beeatch? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on April 20, 2005, 09:45:59 AM Today is 420 and Ellen Fleiss is the Queen of Stoners!
(please tell me I didn't see schild chortle?) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 09:49:12 AM Today is 420 and Ellen Fleiss is the Queen of Stoners! (please tell me I didn't see schild chortle?) Ohmygah. I thought I was the only one who realized today was 420. Thanks, Signe. I didn't wanna out myself. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on April 20, 2005, 11:13:39 AM EVERYBODY GET CRUNK!
There's something I'll never try to say out loud. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 20, 2005, 03:17:03 PM Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly. So sayeth the "thick valkyrie" Pwned, roflcopter, kthx. Quote Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile) Who's pwned now, beeatch? Well, certainly not me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 21, 2005, 10:57:53 AM Here's (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=399) a clip of some DDR prodigy.
This being useless video and all. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 21, 2005, 11:13:13 AM Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnn.
Having never seen DDR before, I can honestly say that were I ever to play it, it would be physical impossible for me to look any more uncool. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 21, 2005, 11:26:38 AM I'm sure you don't need any help from DDR to accomplish that. :evil:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 21, 2005, 11:33:33 AM He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR.
That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 21, 2005, 11:35:35 AM I'm sure you don't need any help from DDR to accomplish that. :evil: No, genetics took care of that long before DDR was released. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 21, 2005, 11:37:43 AM He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR. That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated. Yes, the fanboi made it all that more surreal. They should combine the karaoke game w/DDR. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 21, 2005, 12:38:05 PM Fuck DDR. I wish I could just gun kids down while they play...
With a paintball marker.... Set at 300+ FPS. :evil: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on April 22, 2005, 12:22:23 AM He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR. That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated. Yes, the fanboi made it all that more surreal. They should combine the karaoke game w/DDR. Here you are then - DDR Karaoke with CANADIAN RAPPERS!!!!! When we rock mics (http://keithschofield.com/djformat-video/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 22, 2005, 07:17:25 AM Die.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 22, 2005, 09:17:57 AM 3 Feet Deep? I wish it were six feet under.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 22, 2005, 09:20:15 AM Canadian Rappers? Isn't that an oxymoron on the level of French Soldiers?
EDIT: Ok, I'm scared. I dug that video, and the song. Good beats, tight rap. Please tell me Canadia didn't produce actual white people who can rap. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 22, 2005, 09:30:29 AM Canada pwns the US at most things, remember? Don't feel bad. WE still pwn them on gun violence. US for teh win!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 22, 2005, 01:21:57 PM US still pwns Canada when it comes to female body hair customs.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on April 22, 2005, 03:01:16 PM Canadian Rappers? Isn't that an oxymoron on the level of French Soldiers? EDIT: Ok, I'm scared. I dug that video, and the song. Good beats, tight rap. Please tell me Canadia didn't produce actual white people who can rap. Some of the videos on the guys site are pretty cool - the video scratching is impressive (On one of the other videos). I'm with HaemishM - I dug it. And I agree - I'm tempted to buy the song on itunes. The hampster was funny too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on May 01, 2005, 11:00:27 PM Canadian Rappers? Isn't that an oxymoron on the level of French Soldiers? French Rap is hilarious! Sometimes I turn on MuchMusic (Ghetto MTV) when they play it for a quick laugh. As for us producing good rap, well, that's the first I've seen. Maestro Fresh West makes me cry. Who the hell sings about actual area codes? Sean Paul isn't so bad if you don't mind the whole reggae thing. Kardinal Offishall came out with a few OK songs. Nothing great. You'll hear most unknown canadian (c)rap groups say they're "underground." This is only because they suck greatly. Plus, you can't gangster rap when the only "9" you've had a hold of is change from your monopoly like currency. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on May 06, 2005, 10:57:02 AM Naked Inmate Pwnage (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/takedown.html) Mildly NSFW
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 06, 2005, 11:32:44 AM It needs sound. I really want to hear what the naked guy was saying right before they took him down.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 06, 2005, 02:34:54 PM Was it really neccessary to use ~20 armed guards and shooting at projectile to take down 1 nude guy?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on May 07, 2005, 11:02:06 AM Sleigh Ride Death Machine
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 07, 2005, 11:18:36 AM Old....
Still funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on July 07, 2005, 02:46:43 PM Mary Carey on The Daily Show.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on July 22, 2005, 12:56:11 PM ONCOMINGGGG!!! (http://www.baitcar.com/videos/oncoming)
Didn't know where to put this.... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 22, 2005, 02:09:57 PM Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 30, 2005, 06:16:08 PM (http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg05172005/Nobody.gif)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 02, 2005, 07:50:34 AM He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR. That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated. Yes, the fanboi made it all that more surreal. They should combine the karaoke game w/DDR. Here you are then - DDR Karaoke with CANADIAN RAPPERS!!!!! When we rock mics (http://keithschofield.com/djformat-video/) That was awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 08, 2005, 05:44:16 PM Le Brilliance. (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mq.swf)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on August 11, 2005, 05:17:13 PM Don't try this at home. (http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1396)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on August 14, 2005, 12:42:58 PM Funny commercial. They show that on TV or is it strictly an internet thing? Did Durex even really make it?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on August 16, 2005, 01:32:22 PM Useless. (http://www.angryalien.com/0705/rhpsbuns.asp)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 17, 2005, 12:05:22 PM Useless. (http://www.angryalien.com/0705/rhpsbuns.asp) Much better and less painful than the original. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on August 17, 2005, 02:51:27 PM I know what schild did last summer. (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/urbanninja.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on August 18, 2005, 10:34:29 AM Pretty funny, anti-bush, not starting a new thread in politics though. (http://www.xroadsfilms.com/batescomedycentral/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ClydeJr on August 25, 2005, 10:47:10 AM Weird trippy promo for the TV show Lost (http://homepage.mac.com/mprieve/.Public/lost.mpg). Looks like it was made sometime last season since that one guy is still alive. All the women look like they're strung out on something...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 15, 2005, 07:14:26 AM HOT BEAUXBATONS :
http://movies.aol.com/movie_exclusive_harry_potter_goblet_clip/trailer_extra_large I love those uniforms. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 24, 2005, 08:54:56 PM I know at least one person here speaks German....WTF are they saying?
http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on September 26, 2005, 04:46:55 AM I know at least one person here speaks German....WTF are they saying? Edit: Having some time on my hands, I was able to hunt down a version of the clip I can access.http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html) It is from a rather famous german one hit wonder called "Djingis Kahn" (sp?). From the 70's or early 80's if I remember correct. The text translates to something like ... :rock_hard: :rock_hard: :rock_hard: "Moscow, Moscor, throw your glasses to the wall ... russia is a beautifull country Ja lala lala Moscow, Moscow your soul is so big at night there is crazy shit happening (literarily: the devil is out there = Ja lala lala Moscow, Moscow love is like caviar with this you will become 100 years old ... Ja lala lala" :rock::rock::rock: And yes, it does not make much sense in german either, but at least it rhymes Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 26, 2005, 02:57:44 PM Yeah, I actually kind of like the song....in the same way watching accidents is fun.
BTW, the group is Ghengis Khan, spelled in German, with an extra letter (somewhere). I hear they're big in Japan. EDIT: Another link for the craziness: http://opendir.mine.nu/stuff/week_26/Dschinghis%20Khan%20-%20Moskau.mpg EDIT 2: I just now realized that Helm's avatar is not a kitty in a vase, but a kitty in a Dave and Buster's draft glass. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on September 30, 2005, 11:19:55 AM Behold, the power of editing.
Shining (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=909), a family drama. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 30, 2005, 11:40:12 AM Behold, the power of editing. Shining (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=909), a family drama. Le art! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 30, 2005, 11:50:05 AM That was editted? Wow, I wouldn't have ever noticed.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on September 30, 2005, 11:31:31 PM Behold, the power of editing. Shining (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=909), a family drama. Le art! I see your Le Art!, And I raise you It puts the Lotion in the Basket (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=23) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on October 01, 2005, 11:44:08 AM Kate Moss doing lines of coke. (http://mediafetcher.com/?p=219&page=2)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on October 02, 2005, 10:43:25 AM Wow, being a supermodel sure does look glamorous :roll:.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on October 03, 2005, 09:24:06 AM Those were both awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pococurante on October 04, 2005, 11:07:29 AM I think I can get the missus to let me buy these speakers... (http://mischeathen.com/heathen/Blaupunkt_Pimp_my_Rid.mpg)
Probably not NWSF but it's short and sweet. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pococurante on October 04, 2005, 11:08:38 AM Kate Moss doing lines of coke. (http://mediafetcher.com/?p=219&page=2) Bah missed it. Pulled due to a C&D letter. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on October 24, 2005, 01:18:27 PM Romance of the Jedi
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on October 27, 2005, 11:57:15 AM More things better than the actual prequels (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4888526365200963792)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on October 28, 2005, 01:45:01 AM Google video is my new robot Jesus! :thumbs_up:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on November 04, 2005, 07:10:38 AM Completely useless but kind of mesmerizing. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/37630/) (2005 Yo-Yo champion doing his thing)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 04, 2005, 07:18:25 AM Holy Hell. Part of me wonders If I'd have been able to do that if I hadn't spent so many teenage years wanking.
How is that contest judged ?? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on November 04, 2005, 09:33:38 AM By the music.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mesozoic on November 04, 2005, 12:19:25 PM Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile) Voodoo is in my "industry." I'm not sure how to feel about that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samprimary on November 05, 2005, 09:30:03 PM http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7820333450116505275&q=shingo
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on November 05, 2005, 09:49:44 PM Holy yo yo's!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on November 05, 2005, 11:59:31 PM Huh.
[edit] Huh? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on November 06, 2005, 08:04:45 AM I liked it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 07, 2005, 09:18:56 AM Tetsuo the Iron Man meets Power Rangers. BOSS!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on November 08, 2005, 12:31:34 PM That was better than Akira. And I liked Akira.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on November 08, 2005, 02:20:40 PM http://viknluda.com/foe/video/google.html
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 08, 2005, 02:33:38 PM http://viknluda.com/foe/video/google.html I love social terrorism. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on November 08, 2005, 03:01:29 PM They were totally cute. I love them.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on November 08, 2005, 06:32:00 PM That smelled of Dubai.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on November 08, 2005, 11:14:30 PM Laughing Interview (http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php?path=/videos/laughing_interview.wmv)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on November 09, 2005, 08:14:27 AM Laughing Interview (http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php?path=/videos/laughing_interview.wmv) That was lovely! No one else there even laughed... he was all alone. Sheesh... you'd think the girl in the wheelchair would have had a better sense of humour. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 09, 2005, 09:14:43 AM I don't know what they were saying, but I gathered the interviewer was laughing at the guy's voice, which sounded like a helium overdose. I can only imagine they were talking about the tragic accident which rendered the woman in the wheelchair a paraplegic and the man a eunuch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on November 09, 2005, 11:20:36 AM WTF, Monkey Island: the High School Play (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5709052876667409726&q=monkey+island+play)
Part 2 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9164702272551583797&q=monkey+island+play) Part 3 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5009584373506593056&q=monkey+island+play) Part 4 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2630558487675696746&q=monkey+island+play) part 5 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3399186572364978825&q=monkey+island+play) Part 6 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8736005332563228424&q=monkey+island+play) Part 7 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=667247310611322575&q=monkey+island+play) Part 8 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2404511967900132387&q=monkey+island+play) Part 9 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1906899955603897947&q=monkey+island+play) I think I'm going to be banned by Schild for putting this one up. :-D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on November 09, 2005, 02:41:26 PM WTF, Monkey Island: the High School Play (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5709052876667409726&q=monkey+island+play) Part 2 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9164702272551583797&q=monkey+island+play) Part 3 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5009584373506593056&q=monkey+island+play) Part 4 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2630558487675696746&q=monkey+island+play) part 5 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3399186572364978825&q=monkey+island+play) Part 6 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8736005332563228424&q=monkey+island+play) Part 7 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=667247310611322575&q=monkey+island+play) Part 8 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2404511967900132387&q=monkey+island+play) Part 9 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1906899955603897947&q=monkey+island+play) I think I'm going to be banned by Schild for putting this one up. :-D Banned? You mean baned, don't you? I couldn't even last 30 seconds watching that! It made me scream IRL! Even baned might not be good enough! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on November 09, 2005, 10:04:36 PM http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.swf
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on November 23, 2005, 08:46:56 AM http://www.greentowel.com/
This is probably too awesome to put in Useless V. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 23, 2005, 10:54:31 AM http://www.greentowel.com/ This is probably too awesome to put in Useless V. That video was a fucking hate crime. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on November 23, 2005, 11:04:28 AM If it was "Your Mama" that you wanted me to watch, then that was freakin' great.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on November 23, 2005, 07:09:49 PM My wife wants to know if I can do this next year. (http://media.putfile.com/WizardsofWinter-SM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on November 24, 2005, 08:59:55 PM Last winter there was a house 100X better than that here in Ontario. Just can't remember the name of what they called it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on November 30, 2005, 01:50:08 AM Aragorn! (http://media.putfile.com/orgyadot640x272/wide)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on December 03, 2005, 05:31:07 PM I want some fucking chocolate milk! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7153152098207965240)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 03, 2005, 05:53:43 PM I want some fucking chocolate milk! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7153152098207965240) Smedley showed this video at his keynote speech for AGC. It was teh funneh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 07, 2005, 03:35:55 AM The best Gap advertisement ever. (http://www.ad-awards.com/inc/video.swf?id=154)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 07, 2005, 09:22:52 AM Heh, that was pretty good.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on December 09, 2005, 10:26:37 AM The Internet is for Porn! (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=lr_HR-iIlYg)
Sound required. Safe for work, with the possible exception of the massive use of the word 'porn' and one instance of the word 'dick'. Reasonably amusing. Forgive me if this has been posted before...did a quick perusal and didn't see anything. Either it is brand new or REALLY old. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on December 09, 2005, 08:23:45 PM Keep forgetting this subsubtopic. Posted that to the neverending WoW bored thread. Fact is it could use a diversion from the voice comms discussion. Ah well.
Okay, here's a tongue in cheek snipe at middle aged music fans in the spirit of High Fidelity, with the singer being slapped silly: http://www.lcdsoundsystem.com/video.php?v=losingmyedge&t=Losing+My+Edge&b=600&w= Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on December 11, 2005, 12:58:44 PM Not something you see on your normal traffic update. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/39459/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on December 11, 2005, 04:38:40 PM Now I wonder if that was the result of someone getting canned, or just the reason.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on December 13, 2005, 01:31:44 PM Translates into "muscleboy",he's german ... (http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Muskeljunge_13418.html)
I am so proud. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 13, 2005, 06:42:09 PM Translates into "muscleboy",he's german ... (http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Muskeljunge_13418.html) I am so proud. ha Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 14, 2005, 07:17:07 PM Kerpal. (http://www.wolfie.cz/dog/)
A blast from the past. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 16, 2005, 11:55:11 AM Schild said this had been posted before, but it's pretty funny.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2644445570646904549 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 16, 2005, 12:15:37 PM Now that's HARD Gay.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 16, 2005, 12:22:26 PM Now that's HARD Gay. It's really just hilarious more than gay. In fact, I don't think it means what we're supposed to think it means. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on December 17, 2005, 03:27:54 PM Yeah, that actually was pretty damned funny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on December 18, 2005, 06:51:14 AM Damm. Google video is still not avaible here in good old europe ...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on December 20, 2005, 08:44:27 AM CHRONIC-les of Narnia (http://www.bajiggity.com/main/?p=61#comments)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 20, 2005, 09:11:02 AM CHRONIC-les of Narnia (http://www.bajiggity.com/main/?p=61#comments) That's some funny ass shit. It's also a better rap than most of the shit I hear on the radio. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on December 21, 2005, 10:34:33 PM CHRONIC-les of Narnia (http://www.bajiggity.com/main/?p=61#comments) You can tell that skit was written by TheLonelyIsland guys. They're the best thing to happen to SNL in the last decade. Lorne Michaels needs to let them put more of their stuff in. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on December 30, 2005, 08:07:53 AM She's hardcore, yo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IMNDm9lwPfY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on December 30, 2005, 12:22:41 PM I kept hoping the dog was going to attack her at some point.
(http://www.f13.net/grief/brian-barking.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 03, 2006, 01:37:58 PM She's hardcore, yo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IMNDm9lwPfY) Why Webcams are only good for pr0n reason #42,493. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on January 03, 2006, 01:40:50 PM She's hardcore, yo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IMNDm9lwPfY) Why Webcams are only good for pr0n reason #42,493. And you got PopTart a webcam for Christmas... What will the subscription cost and will there be a discount for multiple months? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 03, 2006, 05:53:43 PM She's hardcore, yo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IMNDm9lwPfY) The children of today make me fear the future. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shockeye on January 03, 2006, 05:55:09 PM She's hardcore, yo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IMNDm9lwPfY) The children of today make me fear the future. You have no idea how funny this is coming from you. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 03, 2006, 07:39:45 PM Heh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on January 03, 2006, 09:38:58 PM THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267)
It has good guys bad guys. Even Tobias from arrested development. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on January 03, 2006, 10:38:03 PM Nice find.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on January 07, 2006, 02:39:32 AM You've been kicked in the nuts! (http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=130)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 07, 2006, 02:51:07 AM That. Is. Awesome.
Edit: Holy god. The second one has him kicking a guy in front of a funeral home. And two gay guys. It's fantastic. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on January 07, 2006, 03:50:29 AM Yacht Rock is pretty good too.
and for voodoo....http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=368 Some Jack Black in Laser Fart episode 2. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 07, 2006, 11:25:08 AM You've been kicked in the nuts! (http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=130) Sorry. That. Is. Not. Funny. Second one was funny...third was just kind of stupid. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on January 07, 2006, 12:22:58 PM That. Is. Awesome. Edit: Holy god. The second one has him kicking a guy in front of a funeral home. And two gay guys. It's fantastic. This is more awesome http://videos.humpingfrog.com/13359/2006/01/porn-shoot-goes-wrong-literally.html I think I would just go jump in front of a bus of that happened to me. I don't think it was real, however. Thank god. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 07, 2006, 02:57:28 PM I didn't post that link.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on January 12, 2006, 10:45:00 AM Live Action Mike Tyson's Punchout (http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1448.html)
This just in- Japan has a strange fascination with video games. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ClydeJr on January 12, 2006, 11:16:04 AM Bouncy and Fun (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2512249746173560379)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on January 12, 2006, 12:24:18 PM Bouncy and Fun (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2512249746173560379) I have to buy a Jeep now. Also, I think that's a boobitar waiting to be made. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 13, 2006, 12:29:13 PM This is more awesome http://videos.humpingfrog.com/13359/2006/01/porn-shoot-goes-wrong-literally.html Yeah, that's some funny shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on January 23, 2006, 12:47:00 PM Found this gem. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1329362959167995041)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on January 23, 2006, 01:35:36 PM That was good. It reminded me of:
http://www.whatthefolk.net/vision.htm Download 'Business Time'. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 25, 2006, 11:51:41 AM MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE) (completely safe for work, but not for the sane).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on January 25, 2006, 11:55:53 AM lol @ schild, that just made me resub to wow, long live Hasselhoof.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 25, 2006, 01:22:33 PM MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE) (completely safe for work, but not for the sane). IT BURNS LIKE VD! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on January 25, 2006, 01:29:35 PM Uga Uga Uga Chacka!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 26, 2006, 10:31:51 AM I think Schild's video will go over big in Germany.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on January 26, 2006, 12:15:04 PM MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE) (completely safe for work, but not for the sane). Baby jesus may kill himself if he sees this. I kind of like the original song, and it has been competely ruined for all time. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on January 26, 2006, 09:59:00 PM Sky - is that you? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1491516901670441597&playerMode=embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on January 26, 2006, 10:09:15 PM MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE) (completely safe for work, but not for the sane). I hadn't visited this thread in a month. God what a mistake I made coming back. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on January 26, 2006, 11:08:34 PM Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1514168659738935009&playerMode=embedded)
I thought I had put in a warning that he eventually goes Haemishm. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on January 27, 2006, 09:06:39 AM That really should have ended with the Verizon guy and Jared the sandwich-eating asshole involved in a murder-suicide.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on January 29, 2006, 02:30:05 AM I think Schild's video will go over big in Germany. I will see to that. I promise.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on January 30, 2006, 12:12:01 AM My relentless search for asian hottness made me stumble upon the best music video to ever be (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=426566504844044258)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 30, 2006, 12:16:45 AM I saw that the other week. I don't remember why.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 30, 2006, 03:34:07 AM I always find it amusing when works in foreign languages seem to randomly throw in English words, when there doesn't appear to be an actual need to.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on January 30, 2006, 05:43:38 AM Holy butchered DDR song, Batman.
Straz: They do it because they don't actually have a way to say it. Not because they think it's cool. Since the Japanese language is so heavily based off the meaning of words and formalities they often end up using english words. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on January 30, 2006, 05:44:37 AM Oh, shit! There's more! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2011594916199108212)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 30, 2006, 10:27:30 AM Oh, shit! There's more! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2011594916199108212) That was worth it just for the rap and lack of wrestler. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 31, 2006, 02:27:13 PM 2k Commentary on the 80's (http://www.redheadedleague.com/films/wcams/wcamsbig.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 31, 2006, 03:34:28 PM 2k Commentary on the 80's (http://www.redheadedleague.com/films/wcams/wcamsbig.html) Terrible. Also, ginger kids. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 01, 2006, 08:21:25 AM Amusing what abuse this truck takes (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2402060372341641699&q=top+gear+toyota)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 01, 2006, 09:22:28 AM 2k Commentary on the 80's (http://www.redheadedleague.com/films/wcams/wcamsbig.html) Terrible. Also, ginger kids. I thought it was funny. It was much funnier than Napolean Dynamite or Colorful. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on February 01, 2006, 09:39:01 AM Amusing what abuse this truck takes (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2402060372341641699&q=top+gear+toyota) Heh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 01, 2006, 12:18:49 PM I thought it was funny. It was much funnier than Napolean Dynamite or Colorful. AIDS is funnier than Napolean Dynamite. Very little is funnier than Colorful. But it's ok to be afraid. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on February 05, 2006, 09:02:28 AM Live action Red Alert 2 Opening. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8242662944714831577)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on February 07, 2006, 07:04:14 AM For the Madona fans (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1118062670787157311)
OMG is the only comment I can think of (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5525587947470393016&q) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 07, 2006, 08:25:29 AM OMG is the only comment I can think of (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5525587947470393016&q) I hate the NBA, but that man is the shiznit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on February 07, 2006, 08:43:22 AM Seeing is believing. That was a fairly impressive display.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on February 07, 2006, 08:58:00 AM I don't think that's real, it's from an ad for something. I forget what.
Edit: Linky (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ericzorn/weblog/archives/2005/03/did_lebron_jame.html) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on February 07, 2006, 09:05:29 AM You just had to spoil it, didn't you :cry:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 07, 2006, 09:11:44 AM Ah well, still a cool commercial. The effects team is the shiznit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 07, 2006, 11:31:46 AM He's still a pussy who won't go to Iraq to support the troops.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 07, 2006, 12:50:19 PM He's still a pussy who won't go to Iraq to support the troops. Did Triforcer beat you up and steal your account? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 07, 2006, 12:56:53 PM The guy who wrote the article Miasma linked to is a funky buttlover. That commercial is awesome. And of course it's fucking fake, but it's awesome of the highest form.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on February 07, 2006, 11:30:41 PM Those ads are done by Method Studios (http://www.methodstudios.com/). They've done loads of great ads, including the recent Hummer H3 monsters one, and that Bud wave during the superbowl. Check out their portfolio of recent ads on their site.
Here's the link to the Powerade spots. (http://www.methodstudios.com/?f=o&f2=q&f3=-1&f4=powerade) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bunk on February 08, 2006, 04:49:06 PM Hopefully this hasn't been posted yet.
http://www.youtube.com/w/World-of-Warcraft---Frost-Shock%21?v=jui2BdCa2T8&search=frost%20shock Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 09, 2006, 07:57:11 AM Now that was fucking funny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: kaid on February 09, 2006, 08:23:06 AM That is a funny one. When me and my buddy get sick of being rolled by hordies with our alliance players we both flip to our shaman. There is a whole lot of comments about FROST SHOOOOOOCK in ts when we are doing this.
Kaid Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on February 12, 2006, 01:59:25 AM Car crashes to cheesy music. (http://www.totallycrap.com/media/tunnelaccident/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 12, 2006, 02:08:46 AM Hopefully this hasn't been posted yet. Classic!http://www.youtube.com/w/World-of-Warcraft---Frost-Shock%21?v=jui2BdCa2T8&search=frost%20shock Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 12, 2006, 07:17:15 AM Car crashes to cheesy music. (http://www.totallycrap.com/media/tunnelaccident/) Is driving straight in Russia hard or something. The first guy couldn't even manage to pass correctly, heh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on February 12, 2006, 09:52:10 AM Is driving straight in Russia hard or something. The first guy couldn't even manage to pass correctly, heh. You've never driven in a Russian car, have you? They export the best Ladas, they're still shite, and nobody tries to drive them for as long as your average Russian does. Nor do they patch them up with soft drink cans and gaffa tape. Then there's the condition of the road surface, and quality of affordable tires... That said, this presumably wasn't a representitive cross section of Russian drivers. They hand picked them because they crashed or something. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on February 12, 2006, 12:17:48 PM funky buttlover Did you just say "Funky buttloving?" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0107985/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 12, 2006, 12:40:48 PM funky buttlover Did you just say "Funky buttloving?" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0107985/) It's not funny if you link to it! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 14, 2006, 08:08:39 PM Kill Bill + Mario = still not that entertaining (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZOwHbSmCv4&search=kill%20bill) But moreso then before.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 15, 2006, 12:07:21 PM Wow, I had forgotten just how shitty that movie was.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on February 16, 2006, 05:24:43 AM The Ipod Flea (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6979065094299371478)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 16, 2006, 07:51:17 AM Sky - is that you? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1491516901670441597&playerMode=embedded) Heh. Nope, I'm way pastier.But you did inspire me to try something. Check the guitar thread in the General Forum if you're interested. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 16, 2006, 09:45:52 AM The Ipod Flea (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6979065094299371478) Le brilliant. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on February 16, 2006, 10:06:11 AM Special (http://www.specialthemovie.com/trailer_large.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 16, 2006, 11:33:44 AM That looks awesome. Reminds me of Eternal Sushine.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on February 16, 2006, 11:38:26 AM I wanna see it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on February 20, 2006, 02:15:04 PM Is this old? I have no idea.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2566269671806009973&q=jesus+will+survive And simply because I can: Alizee http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1462115829240844155&q=alizee Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on February 20, 2006, 04:15:37 PM http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/content/patiencechild.wmv
Anyone here speak german? I really want to know what this punkass brat was screaming about. Maybe he couldnt find the right codec to play the pr0n movie he just downloaded? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on February 20, 2006, 07:47:33 PM Sheer randomness:
http://naha.cool.ne.jp/matatabiasobi/kansuto.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on February 20, 2006, 09:51:57 PM And simply because I can: Alizee http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1462115829240844155&q=alizee Ebbeh. I don't think I'd ever seen her anywhere except short looping GIFs. They need to put a warning label on those hips. And eyes. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 20, 2006, 10:44:59 PM I wonder if that video could be more out of sync.
This is almost YTMNDish (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5009207270086582589&q=alizee). Alizee doesn't change her choreography. She's a dancing robot. But she's not dancing the robot. Yea, I went there. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 20, 2006, 11:11:11 PM This is almost YTMNDish (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5009207270086582589&q=alizee). Alizee doesn't change her choreography. She's a dancing robot. But she's not dancing the robot. Yea, I went there. Heh that was pretty clever. But the performances have background dancers that have to dance in sync so is it really a problem that it doesn't change? That like complaining a marching band or cheerleaders or whatever synchronized group do the same choreography to the same song every time.Edit: trimmed quote Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 20, 2006, 11:13:20 PM That hot piece of skankmuffin has backup dancers. They're called her boobies and hair (on her head...). She doesn't need anyone else.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 20, 2006, 11:41:37 PM Uhmm - you left off the ass hanging out there and the "look" she gives the camera.
I'm amazed she isnt the biggest thing with the 12-21 crowd. Then again, I suppose it would only appeal to males. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 21, 2006, 12:19:37 AM I bet she's annoying as hell. I normally don't get that exact vibe from people I've only seen 3 times and in music videos. But that's what I get. It's bothersome. Oh and her music is ass.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on February 21, 2006, 12:26:11 AM A couple of WoW videos, but they're so funny I guess I can stick 'em in here. There obviously was some competition by Xfire for funniest WoW Video, so here goes:
The Illegal Danish (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869) The Challise of Silvermoon (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8477928769250176083) Billy Maclure (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5298294621420973505) and my favourite: The Brothers Tauren (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8253391938253864050) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 21, 2006, 02:46:39 AM A couple of WoW videos, but they're so funny I guess I can stick 'em in here. There obviously was some competition by Xfire for funniest WoW Video, so here goes: I thought The Illegal Danish was the best put together (the seamless blending of elements external to WoW was impressive) but the story wasn't cohesive. The Chalice of Silvermoon had decent voice acting and editing but it wasn't very interesting. Billy Maclure was well executed -- I'd put it right behind The Illegal Danish -- and was kind of cute. The Brothers Tauren started out good (Moonfire!) but then petered out.The Illegal Danish (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869) The Challise of Silvermoon (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8477928769250176083) Billy Maclure (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5298294621420973505) and my favourite: The Brothers Tauren (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8253391938253864050) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 21, 2006, 11:37:22 AM They were too fucking long, as I refuse to watch a WoW video that's mroe than...oh, 2 minutes of concentrated uber-ganking?
That hot piece of skankmuffin has backup dancers. They're called her boobies and hair (on her head...). She doesn't need anyone else. Well put. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on February 21, 2006, 11:49:45 AM New A Scanner Darkly (http://pdl.warnerbros.com/wip/us/med/scanner_darkly/scanner_darkly_a_tlr2_qt_700.mov) trailer is up.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on February 21, 2006, 05:01:06 PM Multi Input Touch Screen Demo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp-y3ZNaCqs)
I want one NOW!!! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on February 21, 2006, 07:53:30 PM Multi Input Touch Screen Demo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp-y3ZNaCqs) I want one NOW!!! The porn possibilities are endless. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on February 22, 2006, 06:34:38 AM OK that shouldn't be funny to anyone not living in the area, but I'll link it anyway because I laughed so hard:
The Matrix, as directed by Kosturica (http://www.parallel-2.com/matrix.mpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 22, 2006, 06:55:54 AM The multiscreen part where he was manipulating pictures as just sick....actually looked useful.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on February 22, 2006, 09:39:19 AM Still nothing you couldn't do just as easily with a wheeled mouse, though. (And with one fewer hand.)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 22, 2006, 10:05:08 AM I hate fingerprints on my screen.
I'm sure this thing would look disguisting about 3 days later, so much for eating a chocolate bar then playing. I can't wait to hear the first time someone gets a piece of dirt under their fingernail and bitches about their screen being ruined. My guess. It was all staged. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on February 24, 2006, 07:59:52 PM the mario 2 kill bill made me very happy.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on February 28, 2006, 12:08:13 AM "Half-life 2" meets "The Incredible Machine". (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8926325136071596338&q=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on February 28, 2006, 12:21:38 AM WOW and OMG come to mind :)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 28, 2006, 03:16:53 AM Are you fucking kidding me?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on February 28, 2006, 06:07:34 AM "Half-life 2" meets "The Incredible Machine". (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8926325136071596338&q=) That was absolutely amazing, whoever did that needs to be committed to an asylum.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on February 28, 2006, 12:51:01 PM "Half-life 2" meets "The Incredible Machine". (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8926325136071596338&q=) Holy shit. Someone needs a fucking hobby, ASAP. That was pretty damned cool though- I bet that guy was really good at Mousetrap when he was a kid. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 28, 2006, 01:24:13 PM Go go garry's mod.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on March 02, 2006, 01:50:50 AM OMG, I SOOO want one of these things (http://www.youtube.com/w/Real-Transformer?v=dut6jxCiakg).
Edit to add: OMFG, Hilarious XBOX 360 Add (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnpGtHq7Z0U&eurl=). I can SOO see why this would end up banned from most places. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 02, 2006, 06:17:13 AM The guy sniping from down the tunnel was a nice touch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 02, 2006, 12:56:44 PM OMFG, Hilarious XBOX 360 Add (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnpGtHq7Z0U&eurl=). I can SOO see why this would end up banned from most places. That kicked ass. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on March 02, 2006, 02:26:07 PM 13 seconds of "DOH!"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5305279580707421379 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on March 02, 2006, 08:51:06 PM That kicked ass. At the risk of sounding like"Internet Nerd Guy", I agree its cool, but its based on an episode of the BBC show Spaced (from the guys behind Shaun of the Dead). Which means that if you think that kicked ass, you might think the show kicks ass, if you have a region free dvd player... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on March 03, 2006, 11:34:12 AM Absolutely astonishing animation sync'd to music (lifted from Neil Peart's website):
http://ns1.wfdns.com/yyz_video.mov Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on March 03, 2006, 11:52:41 AM Absolutely astonishing animation sync'd to music (lifted from Neil Peart's website): http://ns1.wfdns.com/yyz_video.mov Needs more cowbell. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ClydeJr on March 03, 2006, 01:20:14 PM This kid had way too much Mountain Dew. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhoyDBd09dM&search=pc%20lunatic) Might want to turn down your volume for this one. Anyone know what he's saying?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 03, 2006, 02:54:43 PM That's not Mountain Dew, that's the spirit of Beezelbub inhabiting his body and force-feeding him crack and crystal meth.
I think he said something about "think postive" in there somewhere, along with "What is this?" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on March 03, 2006, 04:19:23 PM He is loading UT, and it doesn't load fast enough for him. Either it is staged, or Europe is gonna have another Aryan problem in 30 years.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 03, 2006, 04:19:48 PM Someone make Der Helm translate.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on March 03, 2006, 09:06:36 PM Absolutely astonishing animation sync'd to music (lifted from Neil Peart's website): Needs a rotating platform (you sort of get the effect with the camera moves but it's not the same) and drumstick tossing into the water.http://ns1.wfdns.com/yyz_video.mov Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on March 03, 2006, 10:18:12 PM This kid had way too much Mountain Dew. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhoyDBd09dM&search=pc%20lunatic) Might want to turn down your volume for this one. Anyone know what he's saying? I tried to get my girlfriend to translate; the only phrase she could make out was "what is this shit?" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on March 04, 2006, 02:55:08 AM welcome to Page 6?
http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=5311.msg160790#msg160790 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 04, 2006, 03:15:14 AM Circle of Life, bitchfist.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on March 04, 2006, 08:53:58 AM Some guy in the comments offered a translation:
Quote PART 1>>>>go..load faster..damn i want to play..go..start that damn game..START..THE..GAME you son of a wh@re..i dont't say it again..start..out of the way..whats that, oh my god what happened, i want "Unreal TM" i want to play *scream*<<<< TO BE CONTINUED.... PART 2>>>yeah quickstart...now it begins...*jetzt-geht's-los-singing*...play...motherf@@@er...PLAY...UNREAL TOURNAMENT...it's loading i dont want it to load. If it's loading than i have to wait to long. I dont want to wait i want to play ??unknown??? *scream*...think positive just think positive it will start shortly...yes...it begins *laughbraindead* it begins *morebraindeadlaughing* PART 3 >>> i lost *screamfollowedbymonkeysounds* but i'm pressing "fire" allready whoooaaa...whoooaaa...the escape-button is missing...the escape button...where is it where is the escape button *laughinsane* where is it...so...i dont need help and support (I GUESS HE OPENED THE "HELP"-Menue)...i don't need help hahaha...ahh the "H"-key as "Enter"-Key...so now i'm gonna finish you off...it's not working... LAST PART>>i will finish you off i will just finish you off...ahhh eat this you son of a wh@re i will finish you off yeahh whoohooo i killed him yeahh i will kill all ya yaehhh *freakout* eat this you son of a wh@re... i will finish you all off...i'll finish you off i'll just finish you off...i'll just pick you off with the assault-rifle...ohh which son of a wh@re is shooting at me...who is shooting at me....nnnoooooo...???damn???garble....(DONT KNOW WHAT HE SCREAMS)....nooo nooooo....<<< Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 04, 2006, 08:39:24 PM newb
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ClydeJr on March 06, 2006, 07:26:05 AM Live action Simpsons opening (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DKg22Al4SOE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on March 06, 2006, 07:52:05 AM Natalie Portman bitches. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7bJQGlfJY)
Edit: Internet ftw. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 06, 2006, 09:00:55 AM Live action Simpsons opening (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DKg22Al4SOE) Awesome. Natalie Portman bitches. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7bJQGlfJY) Super-lolz Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 06, 2006, 11:51:19 AM Natalie Portman bitches. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7bJQGlfJY) This video has been removed because of copyright infringment. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on March 06, 2006, 12:38:16 PM Natalie Portman bitches. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7bJQGlfJY) This video has been removed because of copyright infringment. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on March 09, 2006, 03:09:46 AM More like definately not safe for work. - schild
I am complete (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6685078570737229515) (NSFW to some extend) What's with japanese people and jetpacks? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6943201001782160188) - This one IS sfw :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on March 09, 2006, 08:53:32 AM More like definately not safe for work. - schild I am complete (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6685078570737229515) (NSFW to some extend) What's with japanese people and jetpacks? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6943201001782160188) - This one IS sfw :) Thank you. Keep up the good japanasearching. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 09, 2006, 09:10:46 AM That just looks sore.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 09, 2006, 10:10:49 AM What's with japanese people and jetpacks? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6943201001782160188) - This one IS sfw :) Shit, I'd do that. Looks like fun. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 09, 2006, 02:43:10 PM I'm calling Bullshit on the jetpack. Mythbusters already tried it, and determined that those 2-liter soda bottles just cannot put out enough thrust.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on March 09, 2006, 11:04:15 PM I don't know about the Mythbusters. I don't know why they'd lie about the jetpack, that's probably true, but I've personally witnessed one of their so-called "busted myths" work. It was the "pop a penny in your mouth to pass a breathalyzer test" one. I and two of my friends were underaged, and they were drinking. I didn't (still don't) drink, so I was the driver. They both started at the same time, and both had similar quantities to drink.
As I was driving the first one home at like... 4am, we get pulled over. Cop breathalyzes me, sees I haven't been drinking and basically tells me that I'm off the hook because he doesn't really care that we're underaged, just as long as we're not driving drunk. He elects to test my friends as well, though, to.... y'know, I don't know why he did it. To scare them a bit or something, I guess. Make 'em smarter about the drinking thing. Anyways. Tests the first one, DING DING DING woah, lots of alcohol there. Tests the second one.... "Huh, how many drinks did you say you had?" "Just a couple, sir." (bullshit) "And it was earlier today?" "Yes sir, around 5 or 6pm." (bullshit) "Well, I'm not showing any alcohol on your breath. Must've passed through your system already." "Oh, that's weird." Cop walks away to attend to the first friend, who was belligerently drunk and managed to piss the cop off, get himself handcuffed, and got tossed in the back of the cop car. I turn to the other friend, "What the fuck was that?" He explains the penny "myth" to me (I'd never heard it before), said he remembered it just as he noticed a penny in his pocket, and he slipped it into his mouth as the cop was taking the first friend back to the cop car. Now, he IS Irish (like... born and raised in Ireland... not 'my great grandma is Irish so I'm Irish'). So there's some of that alcohol accounted for. But there's no way he should've had a 0 reading. I was there the whole time, he was quite drunk. He just had more experience than friend #1 so he was able to keep his cool much more easily. So... the penny thing either works or my friend has the most amazing metabolism known to man. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 10, 2006, 02:03:44 AM I'm guessing that he was bitten by a radioactive Irishman.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on March 11, 2006, 08:24:07 AM More like definately not safe for work. - schild I am complete (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6685078570737229515) (NSFW to some extend) What's with japanese people and jetpacks? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6943201001782160188) - This one IS sfw :) You're Schild's feminine side, aren't you? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on March 11, 2006, 07:38:07 PM NSFW
Not sure how long this link will be up, but this dude needs to step away from the computer. WoW addiction + more http://fwd.jokaroo.org/c.php?i=6721 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on March 15, 2006, 09:56:28 PM Humm........
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5498089954180791947 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on March 15, 2006, 11:33:41 PM Humm........ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5498089954180791947 .. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on March 16, 2006, 05:23:53 AM Humm........ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5498089954180791947 ! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on March 16, 2006, 08:39:56 AM I'm betting she nipped a hole in it with her teeth and then sucked the air out. Good trick, though.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 16, 2006, 11:39:31 PM Awesome (http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/videos/nintendo-ds-lites-japanese-debut-158313.php).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on March 17, 2006, 05:36:04 AM Awesome (http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/videos/nintendo-ds-lites-japanese-debut-158313.php). Fortunately, everyone at work is already used to hearing me chuckle at my computer. I find it keeps them off balance and hesitant about asking for stuff. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on March 17, 2006, 10:45:25 PM Awesome!
http://thatvideosite.com/view/1827.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 19, 2006, 04:44:55 AM I'm surprised he wasn't immediately cut off.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on March 19, 2006, 07:51:38 PM I'm the Juggernaut bitch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QXUXQ8miHs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 20, 2006, 11:36:00 AM I'm surprised he wasn't immediately cut off. That's got to have been 3 or 4 guys getting drunk around a TV on a weekend, and one guy bet another that he couldn't say "porno" on TV X number of times. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on March 21, 2006, 05:54:44 PM Natalie Portman, representing the East Side up in this bitch. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on March 21, 2006, 07:06:08 PM Natalie Portman, representing the East Side up in this bitch. (http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/) I am invisible. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on March 21, 2006, 07:25:07 PM My bad. I only looked over the last page, figuring that it was pretty recent and would have to be here.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on March 21, 2006, 08:38:37 PM My bad. I only looked over the last page, figuring that it was pretty recent and would have to be here. S'ok, worth a second watch :p Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 22, 2006, 09:00:05 AM I hadn't seen that one. That's some funny shit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on March 22, 2006, 09:13:55 AM I missed it the first time through as well....maybe you ARE invisible! =P
That was funny as hell. Yet another reason to :heart: Natalie Portman. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ClydeJr on March 22, 2006, 11:25:28 AM Back off, bitch! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3477324377504462786)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on March 23, 2006, 01:40:25 PM When I do push ups, I don't push myself up. I push the Earth down. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rjIfmRO_LHk&search=chuck%20norris)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 23, 2006, 02:29:14 PM When I do push ups, I don't push myself up. I push the Earth down. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rjIfmRO_LHk&search=chuck%20norris) Wow, he looks like he really hates that whole thing. And that show needs more Tom Arnold. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on March 24, 2006, 12:55:18 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6HkKvGzCGU&Search=Asian%20Girl%20HOT
hehe Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on March 25, 2006, 08:32:37 AM I don't know what to say about this, but I like to share (http://media.t-online.de/bunte/F/wm/grup-tekkan-dslFW10000072859.asx)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 25, 2006, 09:26:19 AM What language is that?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on March 25, 2006, 01:15:01 PM What language is that? Germish? Turman? The guy singing in the white shirt is awesome :P Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on March 25, 2006, 03:37:46 PM What language is that? I think it is german ...kind of ... :-D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on March 26, 2006, 06:40:06 AM What language is that? I think it is german ...kind of ... :-D Dude, I didn't know the Icy Hot Stuntaz could sing. In german, kind of, too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nevermore on March 26, 2006, 07:43:04 AM I really don't know what to say. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on March 26, 2006, 11:32:57 AM I really don't know what to say. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s) I think Voodoolily's head just exploded with joy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on March 26, 2006, 11:50:57 AM All monkey tramps dance on Paragon's lap!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 27, 2006, 07:57:48 AM I don't know what to say about this, but I like to share (http://media.t-online.de/bunte/F/wm/grup-tekkan-dslFW10000072859.asx) Shouldn't one be able to actually sing when one makes a music video? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on March 27, 2006, 08:20:55 AM I don't know what to say about this, but I like to share (http://media.t-online.de/bunte/F/wm/grup-tekkan-dslFW10000072859.asx) Shouldn't one be able to actually sing when one makes a music video? Oh ? That was a rhetorical question ? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on March 28, 2006, 03:59:54 AM Two friends of mine ... (http://alice.kafkaderfilm.de/Britney/britney.html)
And believe me, IRL they are much worse ... :heart: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 28, 2006, 04:32:33 AM Two friends of mine ... (http://alice.kafkaderfilm.de/Britney/britney.html) And believe me, IRL they are much worse ... :heart: I engrishized the website for you: Quote Since we all are in the secret Britney fan, we make the first step for us outen. Enjoy and repeat! Here thus: I particularly like the "Enjoy and repeat! Here thus:" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 28, 2006, 04:40:52 AM They're in good company with the other lipsyncers of the net from the Phillipines (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4614892726153887624&q=backstreet+boys&pl=true) to Denmark (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5308354630129382762&q=backstreet+boys&pl=true) to uhhhhh Asia (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2217666243916304367&q=asian+backstreet&pl=true). Britney Spears was a new choice I suppose though. I've been tempted to force my roommate to fire back at these people with something Japanese or German, but they want no part in my idiocy.
Also, Motorhead? Comeon. Get some Deine Lakaien or 18 Summers/Silke Bischoff up in that motherfucker. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on March 28, 2006, 05:32:12 AM I am going to tell them that you liked it. :-D
On a side note, I :heart: me some Silke Bischoff. I will never question your taste in anything again. :evil: edit: Something for the English speaking audience ... Hermione's Secret? :D (http://alice.kafkaderfilm.de/HarryPotterMovie/hermione.html) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 30, 2006, 05:35:59 PM zomg, No Spreken de Deutche.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on March 31, 2006, 08:28:25 PM *NSFW* And Schild - I think you will like this...
Its Anime I like big butts... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fh5SGQ9qkM8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 31, 2006, 09:21:40 PM Poor guy had to dig through some bad hentai to put that together.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on March 31, 2006, 10:15:53 PM Maybe it's the alcohol talking, but that was the most brilliant video ever.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on April 01, 2006, 04:49:32 AM You know? It occurs to me that if you could somehow harness all the free time dedicated to teh intarweb as a force for good we could end world hunger, cure cancer and put a colony on Mars before the end of the month.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 01, 2006, 05:02:17 AM But then I couldn't pwn people in WoW, or browse for pr0n.....
I mean come on....pr0n. Also, I'd like to see Schild try and list where most of those clips were retrieved from. :evil: (Oh yeah, that was a pretty damn good video) Most surprising thing in the video? Some anime artist actually drew Mustang Shelby GT 350/500. (Yeah, like that was actually going to get past ME) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 01, 2006, 06:41:36 AM You know? It occurs to me that if you could somehow harness all the free time dedicated to teh intarweb as a force for good we could end world hunger, cure cancer and put a colony on Mars before the end of the month. (http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/achievement.jpg) (http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/idiocy.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 01, 2006, 07:03:53 AM You know, there was hardly any slave labor used on royal Pyramids. It was actually an honor to work on them, and as such, the vast majority of the labor was done by selected volunteers.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 01, 2006, 07:05:13 AM Also, I'd like to see Schild try and list where most of those clips were retrieved from. :evil: There's a full list of credits at the end.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 01, 2006, 07:22:50 AM You know, there was hardly any slave labor used on royal Pyramids. It was actually an honor to work on them, and as such, the vast majority of the labor was done by selected volunteers. You can do anything you set your mind to when you have a clever marketing departement. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 01, 2006, 07:27:59 AM Go do the research for yourself then.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 01, 2006, 08:24:50 AM Who gives a fuck. Slaves, not slaves, volunteers, not volunteers, paid people. Doesn't matter. There's nothing wrong with the saying on that poster. The people who built the pyramids were an endless supply of expendable labor. There's a number of myths surrounding the pyramids.
1. Slaves. 2. The entire populace of Egypt when the Nile River was too flooded for farming. 3. Aliens. I'm going with 1 and 3. Where I'm from we call the flood season "Summer Break." Not "Hey, you know what would be fun, let's build a giant pyramid." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on April 01, 2006, 11:32:36 PM Unstickied?
(Lots of things are an "honor" according to the people who don't have to actually do them.) And since I'm already here, is this still technically a guitar 'solo'? (http://www.deanguitars.com/angelo/mab_videos/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 03, 2006, 07:46:33 AM Unstickied? (Lots of things are an "honor" according to the people who don't have to actually do them.) And since I'm already here, is this still technically a guitar 'solo'? (http://www.deanguitars.com/angelo/mab_videos/) I think the second line was played by the beaver nesting on his head. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on April 04, 2006, 01:13:34 PM Keeping hair bands alive.
Comatose, but alive. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 04, 2006, 07:14:31 PM Keeping hair bands alive. I was waiting for him to break out some Bach during his homage to famous guitar riffs.Comatose, but alive. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 04, 2006, 10:16:06 PM MasterCard parody (dialog NSFW):
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7184420933710108270 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 05, 2006, 05:40:49 AM Coolest dog ever:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5075016233896455486 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 05, 2006, 08:10:48 AM MasterCard parody (dialog NSFW): http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7184420933710108270 I've seen that one before, but that's probably one of the two or three best ad parodies EVAR. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on April 05, 2006, 09:22:01 AM Unstickied? Hey, I remember that guy. That's bad shred. Not bad like the homies mean, just bad. Soulless. He seems to have gotten rusty and repetetive, too. I remember him being a bit more progressive.(Lots of things are an "honor" according to the people who don't have to actually do them.) And since I'm already here, is this still technically a guitar 'solo'? (http://www.deanguitars.com/angelo/mab_videos/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Telemediocrity on April 05, 2006, 11:58:10 PM Some of you have probably already seen this, but I did a search for "Gene Kelly" and nothing popped up, sooooo...
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-video/Media/video/2005/01/27/golfgti.mov Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on April 06, 2006, 05:45:00 AM Go Go Japan Television (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLlzzkk2qk&feature=Views&page=4&t=w&f=b)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 06, 2006, 01:53:12 PM It's a fucking bandwidth killer, but it's awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on April 07, 2006, 07:26:02 PM http://www.g4tv.com/videos/index.html?video_key=10925
Morgan Webb provides fine review of X3:Reunion with a number of references to the Kha'ak. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 07, 2006, 07:29:02 PM Even if she says cock 13 times it's still not funny. It just makes me want to punch her in the teeth and then slap her with my kha'ak.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on April 08, 2006, 03:57:00 AM Yeah, it wasn't even remotly funny :(
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on April 10, 2006, 08:00:17 AM DONT LET USLESS VIDEOS DIE (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2994100419462464717&pl=true)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 10, 2006, 12:13:54 PM The bunny hates you. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5427138374898988918&q=easter+bunny+hates+you&pl=true)
(minus the denned part, and I still want to have sex with Wolf's avatar) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on April 10, 2006, 12:28:13 PM DONT LET USLESS VIDEOS DIE (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2994100419462464717&pl=true) AWESOME. That's the first time a mime has ever made me laugh without being set on fire. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on April 10, 2006, 12:40:57 PM http://www.g4tv.com/videos/index.html?video_key=10925 Morgan Webb provides fine review of X3:Reunion with a number of references to the Kha'ak. I couldn't get the video to run, but I still :heart: Morgan Webb. Not sure what it is about her (other than her decent chest and vaguely bitchy attitude), but I dig her. The writing on the show cracks me up too- I am apparently eternally 14. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on April 10, 2006, 06:16:18 PM Quote I am apparently eternally 14. Same here. Hearing her talk about being satisfied with lots of exploding Kha'ak makes me giggle. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on April 10, 2006, 07:39:28 PM 1986 World Series game 6 Re-enacted in RBI Baseball (http://www.sandiegoserenade.com/2006/04/1986_world_series_game_6_reena.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on April 11, 2006, 01:37:02 AM I am glad the French let the Americans, British and Canadians invade June 6th, 1944 for them.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4478735885443605805&q=Star+Wars+Galaxies&pl=true Not sure why this makes someone think of SOE/LEC but I think it's funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 11, 2006, 01:48:48 AM That's just fucking strange.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 11, 2006, 01:59:13 AM http://www.g4tv.com/videos/index.html?video_key=10925 I LOLer'd :-DMorgan Webb provides fine review of X3:Reunion with a number of references to the Kha'ak. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on April 11, 2006, 02:06:51 AM Pi Ta Kora So Ichi AKA The Crazy Japanese did it again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD8P4fE8Yn0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: dusematic on April 11, 2006, 03:37:22 AM This is a little self-indulgent, but I think I've been laughing for like 2 minutes at the way the announcer screams "it's going, going GONE!" I thought that kind of intensity was reserved for death camps and trench warfare.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSt_EnDBKYQ&search=rbi%20baseball Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on April 11, 2006, 06:59:58 AM I am glad the French let the Americans, British and Canadians invade June 6th, 1944 for them. The comments said those weren't real French marines but the SWG developers, I don't know if that's true.http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4478735885443605805&q=Star+Wars+Galaxies&pl=true Not sure why this makes someone think of SOE/LEC but I think it's funny. Perhaps they were trying to demonstrate that the HAM system was valid and that you should get critically injured trying to do basic moves in heavy armour. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 11, 2006, 08:30:16 AM Ahhhh, the 80's.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on April 12, 2006, 09:05:02 PM You've all seen a man cry, now watch his gator die.
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1144843332/Steve_Irwin_Cries_Like_a_Baby_Over_a_Gators_Death Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 13, 2006, 12:26:47 AM What, you never cried over the death of a dear pet?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on April 17, 2006, 04:14:35 PM Japanese Rube Goldberg contraptions (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6176491654107670145)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on April 18, 2006, 07:50:46 PM hehe.......heheh......WHEEEEEEEE! (http://www.gkko.com/videos/2786/wee-get-firefox/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 18, 2006, 07:54:39 PM I kinda like the IE guy going WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. He's very amused. An amused browser is a happy browser.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on April 19, 2006, 05:45:32 AM hehe.......heheh......WHEEEEEEEE! (http://www.gkko.com/videos/2786/wee-get-firefox/) Ironically something is wrong with Firefox on my computer and I have to fire up IE to watch flash videos.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2006, 09:24:51 AM What was the browser whose icon looked like a compass?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on April 19, 2006, 09:47:14 AM Safari, the standard OS X browser. It also happens to be the shittiest browser on Earth. So shitty that Apple started offering a Mac version of IE as an alternative, IIRC.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on April 20, 2006, 01:36:31 AM That's like that LeBron commercial, but with football (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1177437902170449843)
In other news: AMAGAD Bulgaria makes it to the "popular videos" on google (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9112137462138894767) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 20, 2006, 02:05:15 PM LIKE, BIRDS ARE DYING, MAN (http://katelikesyou.com/archives/2006/04/so_emo.html)!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 20, 2006, 02:56:57 PM LIKE, BIRDS ARE DYING, MAN (http://katelikesyou.com/archives/2006/04/so_emo.html)! All that made me want to do is figure out what people were saying to her. Then making a website dedicated to bashing the bitch with an ePeen cockslap. Videoblogs...sigh... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 20, 2006, 03:00:15 PM Videoblogs...sigh... I was not even aware they existed until my co-worker sent me this. Ignorance really is bliss. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on April 20, 2006, 03:47:46 PM I can't imagine a more flagrant waste of bandwidth. Wow.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on April 20, 2006, 10:03:04 PM Been drinking. Might not be new. Don't care. Suffer.
http://gorillamask.net/nutbra.shtml Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 21, 2006, 08:58:36 AM LIKE, BIRDS ARE DYING, MAN (http://katelikesyou.com/archives/2006/04/so_emo.html)! WTF is wrong with these kids? Why are they are trying to emulate the same stupid visage? "Oh, I'm so sad, wah wah wah." Cry sum more newbs, damn. Music does funny things to some people. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on April 21, 2006, 07:46:43 PM Lightsabers! And much better done than you'd expect
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=672422470842718521 The worst cover of 'The Final Countdown' ever. Anywhere. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Escreenhead%2Ecom%2F Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 21, 2006, 08:26:27 PM Lightsabers! And much better done than you'd expect It's kind of sad that a pair of Star Wars fanboys can choreograph a lightsaber fight better than Lucas and his team at Lucasfilm can.http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=672422470842718521 Quote The worst cover of 'The Final Countdown' ever. Anywhere. You need a stronger warning for that video, like:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Escreenhead%2Ecom%2F WARNING! MAY CAUSE EARDRUMS TO BLEED! LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 21, 2006, 09:05:41 PM The film was pretty cool....but two things kind of annoyed me:
1) They had a few Minor clipping mistakes. 2) As with most choreographed fights, the two here were not really trying to hit/kill eachother, but just hitting their sabers. Cool, but I would rather see something like an actual fight - less wide swings, more thrusts. Heh, also....if lightsabers were real, a single stab MAY not even be fatal. Sure, you would have a hole in you somewhere, but it's the internal bleeding that would kill you. And with a saber, you have instant cauterization! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 21, 2006, 10:03:48 PM LIKE, BIRDS ARE DYING, MAN (http://katelikesyou.com/archives/2006/04/so_emo.html)! So, like, how many, like, times can she, like, say the word, like, like in her sentence? Like, because I'm like sure she, like, probably like, isn't aware of, like, how much of a retard, like, she sounds like. Ugh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 22, 2006, 08:02:21 PM A not useless video: How to put on a bandage so it stays on all day (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FhklMGA01Gg&search=urawaza)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 22, 2006, 09:37:34 PM A not useless video: How to put on a bandage so it stays on all day (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FhklMGA01Gg&search=urawaza) Are those like japanese infomercials? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 22, 2006, 10:36:30 PM Scriptures Bitch! (http://www.doubleviking.com/?p=13191)
WARNING: LANGUAGE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 22, 2006, 11:22:01 PM Now that's a faith I can get behind. He's just keeping it real.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 24, 2006, 09:32:39 AM Paul Robertson Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5208311714700987326&q=Pirate+Baby's+Cabana+Battle+Street+Fight+2006+is:free&pl=true)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on April 24, 2006, 10:30:01 AM Paul Robertson Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5208311714700987326&q=Pirate+Baby's+Cabana+Battle+Street+Fight+2006+is:free&pl=true) What the hell did I just watch? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 24, 2006, 10:36:12 AM Awesome huh?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on April 24, 2006, 11:12:22 AM I think it needed to be a Flash game instead of a movie. It's just not as fun to watch a beat-em-up as it is to play one.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 24, 2006, 09:22:52 PM I would totally play that on a console....with more levels and more moves/combos.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 24, 2006, 10:14:31 PM Awesome huh? Yeah that was. I've been on a retro gaming kick lately, playing things like Streets of Rage 2, so that was very apropos. It even has that beat em up "slide show" style ending/credits. They cheated going the game though -- they were clearly playing in God mode :-DTitle: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 25, 2006, 09:05:28 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEFtatwP9Ic
That's mildly amusing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 26, 2006, 12:45:39 AM Gansta preacher. It delivers, and then some.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jIWWFBvs7A (edit: oops, Mr. Hat posted it already, but with a different url) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 26, 2006, 12:54:45 AM Fucking win.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on April 26, 2006, 03:51:22 PM Gansta preacher. It delivers, and then some. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jIWWFBvs7A (edit: oops, Mr. Hat posted it already, but with a different url) We have those where I'm from. We call them "crazy subway people". Or, at UCB, "crazy Sproul Plaza people". Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 26, 2006, 04:06:06 PM In Prince George's county we called them...
Nevermind. NOT. GOING. THERE. Totally bad taste. Sorry. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 27, 2006, 08:03:27 AM Live Action Mario (http://gorillamask.net/mariolive.shtml)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on April 27, 2006, 12:07:19 PM Has this been posted before?
Kicked in the nuts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BibuEgH9nIk&search=you%20been%20kicked%20in%20the%20nuts) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 27, 2006, 12:12:59 PM Yes, it has. But it's still funny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on April 27, 2006, 02:54:09 PM Has this been posted before? Kicked in the nuts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BibuEgH9nIk&search=you%20been%20kicked%20in%20the%20nuts) How I long for a RL White House version of this. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on April 28, 2006, 05:44:44 AM Not exactly a video, but awesome in a creppy, weird way (http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=orehime3yk.swf)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 28, 2006, 07:26:34 AM Your avatar needs more sexy, Wolf. Please try again.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on April 28, 2006, 01:58:34 PM Why wait for a right-wing quack when you can get the real thing (http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?Id=1894475)?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on April 28, 2006, 11:06:44 PM Not exactly a video, but awesome in a creppy, weird way (http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=orehime3yk.swf) Ok, that was just fucking AWESOME. I think i spent about 20 mintues doing nothing but staring at that while the music looped in the background.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on May 03, 2006, 05:55:54 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_M7FjjBA5I&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edeadspin%2Ecom%2F
Apologies if it's been posted already. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on May 05, 2006, 08:59:44 AM Sex Bomb!
The strangest figure skating set I've ever seen. Might not be totally safe for work. If someone doesn't make an avatar out of this I'm going to be disappointed. http://youtube.com/watch?v=jx-ualuq45E&search=sex%20bomb The skinniest and luckiest car in the world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbY0Jh9_RJ8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on May 05, 2006, 09:32:31 AM Quote Safari, the standard OS X browser. It also happens to be the shittiest browser on Earth. So shitty that Apple started offering a Mac version of IE as an alternative, IIRC. You don't RC :) IE for the Mac had been around forever, until it was aborted by the MS Mac division years ago (5.1.2 or so was the last version for the mac).Safari is a decent enough browser, it's what I've been using for years. There's an open source version called Shiira that my supervisor likes, though he uses Firefox, mostly. Worst part of Safari is that it can't 100% turn off history tracking because of the snapback feature, so we can't use it on our public machines. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 05, 2006, 04:46:24 PM I just mostly remember my first experience using Mac OS X. I dragged some windows around, minimized them, and said "oo, pretty". Then I opened up Safari and tried to go check my email. Then it crashed. Then I went back to Windows.
It's amazing how much that single experience shaped my opinion of Apple in general and Safari in particular. :-P Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on May 05, 2006, 04:59:26 PM Safari is basically the KDE browser, so in the end, blame KDE :wink:
[edit] Eh, I'll stay on topic... :-) http://youtube.com/watch?v=x20v9F-sWHQ&search=hooked%20on%20a%20feeling Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on May 05, 2006, 06:06:09 PM The strangest figure skating set I've ever seen. Might not be totally safe for work. If someone doesn't make an avatar out of this I'm going to be disappointed. Are you trying to encourage Signe?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 05, 2006, 08:44:25 PM Who are you trying to kid? Signe needs no encouragement. The mere possibility to grief us all with her own brand of "humor" is encouragement enough.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on May 06, 2006, 09:55:49 AM I actually like her avatars, but I am trying to think of the children.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 07, 2006, 07:16:07 PM Lookwell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQ3HbB0c8Y&search=lookwell) - rejected pilot for a show about a has-been actor turned detective, played by Adam West. Shame this one didn't get picked up. The world needs more Adam West.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 07, 2006, 07:24:34 PM Jesus, that's awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 07, 2006, 10:05:14 PM Ask A Ninja (http://www.askaninja.com/news/2006/03/31/ask-a-ninja-question-17-ninja-omnibus-wmv)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on May 07, 2006, 11:08:52 PM Ask A Ninja (http://www.askaninja.com/news/2006/03/31/ask-a-ninja-question-17-ninja-omnibus-wmv) How am I just discovering this? Holy ass I haven't laughed like that at my computer screen in a while. Powdered swords indeed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on May 07, 2006, 11:38:41 PM Ask A Ninja (http://www.askaninja.com/news/2006/03/31/ask-a-ninja-question-17-ninja-omnibus-wmv) How am I just discovering this? Holy ass I haven't laughed like that at my computer screen in a while. Powdered swords indeed. I just spent waaay too long on that site. awesome. I guess I'll sleep tomorrow Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on May 08, 2006, 03:40:44 AM That's too awesome.
Guess I won't be working much today :P Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on May 09, 2006, 03:32:05 PM I thought of posting these in the WoW forums, but eh.
http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=9495 http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=9284 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 10, 2006, 12:02:23 PM I thought of posting these in the WoW forums, but eh. http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=9495 http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=9284 Thank you for proving once again that G4 sucketh the great goblin cock, and has no idea where to find teh funney. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on May 10, 2006, 09:04:37 PM To heck with the lemonade stands....
http://www.flurl.com/item/Perfect_lemonade_Stand_f_1596/ I want one of these: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1810257791238908609&q=copier&pl=true Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 10, 2006, 09:14:03 PM G4? Decidedly not funny. Hell, they couldn't even bother to have the guy PLAY WoW in their little skit.
Man Show Boy? Teh Funnies. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on May 11, 2006, 01:13:27 AM The Evolution of Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg&e)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on May 11, 2006, 07:07:51 AM Funny stuff if you are into Star Wars
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17327 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 11, 2006, 12:52:18 PM Funny stuff if you are into Star Wars http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17327 That was one of the best Robot Chicken episodes yet. That sketch is just gold. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 11, 2006, 09:10:42 PM Best Skit Ever.
Also, the ATHF cameo was funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on May 13, 2006, 08:45:33 PM Funky Cat Maybe (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3547609572124975272&q=funky+cat+maybe)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on May 16, 2006, 04:21:24 AM Mighty Moshing EMO Rangers (http://www.archive.org/download/mightymoshinemorangers/mightymoshinemorangers512k.wmv")
Don't watch this video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on May 17, 2006, 02:04:41 AM Gnome Raid On Hogger (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1079081856325494426&pl=true")
I lolled. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 17, 2006, 09:04:37 AM "I got 5 Combo points!" "Do you have a soulstone!?" "Don't release the strat!"
lolz Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on May 17, 2006, 09:29:57 AM Thanks to the forum cookie problems eating my last read settings, I found the year-old Azumanga parody that started this thread. Awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on May 18, 2006, 06:19:37 PM Foamy the squirrel on dining
http://www.illwillpress.com/rest.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on May 19, 2006, 02:33:16 AM http://mediafetcher.com/article_full.php?id=3429
Brokeback Everest. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on May 19, 2006, 03:35:46 AM Well in keeping with the tradition of only the finest most original posts here at F13, I bring you never before seen footage of video of our operations in Iraq. I've had this video since returning from Iraq and have only shared it with a few friends in the business. I uploaded it this morning for you all to enjoy.
This video is a result of what happens when you collect all the stuff in this picture and detonate it at once. The picture below is the ACTUAL stuff used in the video. The first explosion in the video is of a small detonation of around 25-30 tons. The second explosion was around 125 tons I believe. As I wrote in the video description if you watch carefully at the end you can see the blast wave travelling toward us. Enjoy. Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKulBlYqI40 Materials used in the making of the video: (http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d39/dougd82/P5030033.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ClydeJr on May 19, 2006, 10:41:59 PM The Silent Library
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n_q_SsPQdg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 19, 2006, 11:17:25 PM Lolz, best gameshow ever?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on May 20, 2006, 12:45:45 AM This video is a result of what happens when you collect all the stuff in this picture and detonate it at once. The picture below is the ACTUAL stuff used in the video. The first explosion in the video is of a small detonation of around 25-30 tons. The second explosion was around 125 tons I believe. As I wrote in the video description if you watch carefully at the end you can see the blast wave travelling toward us. Enjoy. Heh that was pretty cool. How far away were you filming from?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on May 20, 2006, 03:17:44 AM This video is a result of what happens when you collect all the stuff in this picture and detonate it at once. The picture below is the ACTUAL stuff used in the video. The first explosion in the video is of a small detonation of around 25-30 tons. The second explosion was around 125 tons I believe. As I wrote in the video description if you watch carefully at the end you can see the blast wave travelling toward us. Enjoy. Heh that was pretty cool. How far away were you filming from?I originally said I thought it was 5 miles in the video description but after checking Falcon View we were around 3, which I dont think was quite beyond the frag safety zone. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on May 20, 2006, 05:00:43 AM Wow, that shockwave was pretty amazing. And that's probably the funniest zany Japanese show I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on May 20, 2006, 05:07:22 AM Wow, that shockwave was pretty amazing. Yeah even at 3 miles as you can see in the video it knocked us all right on our asses. The marines were the funniest though! They had been providing outter perimeter security as our demo team was collecting the material and prepping the shot. Well some of them wanted to come in and watch the shot so the chief demo guy said they could. Then they said, being the brave Marines they are, that they wanted to get closer to the shot. So the senior guy on the demo team let them get a coupld hundred yards in front of us. The shot went off as you saw, and they all turned tail and started hauling ass back toward us! The shockwave caught them and they all went fly face first in the dirt. Being an Army man....I lolled. :-) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on May 20, 2006, 11:13:22 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvdUuDt1yoc&search=cool%20dog
Not really useless, more amazing than anything really. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 20, 2006, 12:26:33 PM That's both inspiring and heart-wrenching at the same time. I'm not sure it should be sullied by being in this thread.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on May 21, 2006, 08:36:50 AM *sniffle* Very touching.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on May 21, 2006, 07:01:44 PM Michael Bluth, Alyssa Milano, Mr. Belvedere, Mario and Luigi, and Ice Capades
This video has it all. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJAbBYE8zcM&search=nintendo%20ice%20capades) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 21, 2006, 08:17:52 PM WTF did I just subject myself to, the visual version of AIDS?
And since when does Peach have a strong stereotypical NY Jewish accent? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sairon on May 22, 2006, 02:24:44 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU&search=n64%20nintendo%20nintendo64%20horror
Guess he was happy with his present :-P Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on May 22, 2006, 06:47:40 PM WTF did I just subject myself to, the visual version of AIDS? And since when does Peach have a strong stereotypical NY Jewish accent? Yeah, I thought Peach sucked ass too. And Mario sounds more like a bad Tony Soprano Italian stereotype than a bad "It's-a me!" Italian stereotype. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 23, 2006, 12:55:49 PM WTF did I just subject myself to, the visual version of AIDS? No, that was the video remnants of colon cancer. I think I just plotzed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on May 24, 2006, 05:19:32 AM Bus Uncle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM&search=%E9%98%BF%E5%8F%94). A video of some asian guy going nuts on some kid for tapping his shoulder on a bus. Apparently very popular in Hong Kong. He says something about his pressure and it's funny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ClydeJr on May 24, 2006, 08:19:17 AM Edit: Bah, nothing to see here, move along... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 24, 2006, 09:09:56 AM You are a bit late, sir. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=7059.0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on May 24, 2006, 09:12:10 AM It's clearly NOT russian no matter what the title says, being that the damn music is all in french, and parkour isn't a russian word...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sairon on May 26, 2006, 05:55:06 AM http://video.feber.se/2006/05/barnprogram_med.html (http://video.feber.se/2006/05/barnprogram_med.html) Saddam & Usama hosts TV program!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on May 26, 2006, 09:36:43 AM Fejk!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 27, 2006, 09:20:47 AM What the hell is wrong with the youths of today? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI&dpos=0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 27, 2006, 02:23:39 PM What the hell is wrong with the youths of today? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI&dpos=0) That was actually fairly awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 27, 2006, 08:27:14 PM These automatically loop onto lesser sketches after the first, so you'll have to hit stop:
Door-to-door spam (http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/broadband/20060512_2200/meta/hq2.asx) Cracked pepper (http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/broadband/20060331_2200/meta/hq1.asx) Fashion statement (http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/broadband/20060526_2200/meta/hq2.asx) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on May 27, 2006, 09:43:28 PM What the hell is wrong with the youths of today? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI&dpos=0) That was actually fairly awesome. The crouch-punch made me laugh. I hate that fucking move. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on May 28, 2006, 10:59:41 AM How to Make an Arrest:
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v165/politov/?action=view¤t=Howtomakeanarrest.flv Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on May 28, 2006, 11:05:54 AM Wow that guy had an awesome getaway plan. Get on a motorcycle and drive...brilliant.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on May 28, 2006, 12:57:57 PM Oh wow, that was great. I suppose there are /some/ advantages to living in a 2nd-world nation. Greater tolerance for 'creative' police, for example.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on May 28, 2006, 03:37:53 PM "A comedy 3000 years in the making" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs)
best re-edit since the shining (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I8HEww06DM&search=the%20shining") edit more fun: Seven (http://youtube.com/watch?v=aqs_RdIhrMM&search=recut) Psycho (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zAYBulBKWss&search=recut) Saving Ferris (http://youtube.com/watch?v=YFh2Z1tyDlQ&search=recut) Oldboy (http://youtube.com/watch?v=hrSFeqNSats&search=recut) Dumb and Dumber (http://youtube.com/watch?v=IV_WfCTqfLQ&search=recut) Garden State (http://youtube.com/watch?v=iZ1318KFSZk&search=recut) Sleepless in Seattle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frUPnZMxr08&search=recut) The Lion King (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cxN2XbiK_o0&search=recut) Taxi Driver (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UaVUPsLsM&search=recut) Finding Nemo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If7gKjjhbns&search=recut) I saved the best for last. Toy Story (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gNYePkR7uP8&search=requium) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on May 28, 2006, 05:39:05 PM Im the Juggernaut BITCH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtI146po9c)
Great spoof! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 28, 2006, 06:05:41 PM A few down from the Commandments remake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lOuHEQCRh0&search=trailer%20funny%20parody%20preview%20comedy%20ten%20commandments%20moses)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on May 28, 2006, 09:22:59 PM Not sure how they did this but it is pretty cool:
http://www.gujaratplus.com/cball/middle.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 28, 2006, 09:42:50 PM I remember someone explaining it works off of some kind of probability algorithm. I did it a few times, and it was wrong twice.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on May 28, 2006, 09:51:50 PM Um...it's never wrong, and the probability is 100%.
The answer is always the symbol at zero, which is also the symbol at nine and a bunch of other numbers. 11 - (1+1) = 9 12 - (1+2) = 9 13 - (1+3) = 9 21 - (2+1) = 18 22 - (2+2) = 18 etc etc etc When you do the math the only answers you can get out are multiples of 9. So the symbols at 0, 9, 18,. 27, 36, etc are always the same. If it was wrong it's because you did the math wrong. Your answer will ALWAYS be a multiple of 9, so they just assign all multiples the same symbol and guess that symbol - 100% success rate. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 28, 2006, 10:04:11 PM Well, then it guessed wrong a few times.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on May 29, 2006, 06:16:28 AM Well, then it guessed wrong a few times. Occam's razor says you can not do simple math. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 29, 2006, 06:34:21 AM Edit: Nevermind. This has nothing to do with math. Well, it does, but even without math there's a logical solution. I think I came to this conclusion last time.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on May 29, 2006, 08:42:44 AM I've seen the same puzzle on a different site. If you watch a given number when you refresh, the symbol by it changes, so "the answer" does as well. By using the math trick while also rearranging the symbols, it appears you get a new answer each time. (Margalis gives the nice logical breakdown.)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on May 29, 2006, 11:07:01 AM Note to self: Don't have Strazos do my taxes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on May 29, 2006, 11:26:51 AM Im the Juggernaut BITCH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtI146po9c) Great spoof! I love the fact that the writers actualy used the line "Dont you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut bitch! (http://realjuggernaut.ytmnd.com)" in X-Men 3. Truly one of the best laughs of the movie for those who know where it came from. edit: included the home game Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on May 29, 2006, 11:50:54 AM Well, then it guessed wrong a few times. It's not a guess. Unless they coded it wrong it's 100% accurate. There is no guessing or probability involved. 1+1 is always 2. A numbers digits added together and subtracted from the original number is always a multiple of 9. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 29, 2006, 09:04:40 PM It may have had something to do with my refreshes then. I know how to add and subtract. What it does is change the table of symbols every time, but the 9 multiples always have the same symbol.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on May 30, 2006, 01:50:57 PM It may have had something to do with my refreshes then. I know how to add and subtract. What it does is change the table of symbols every time, but the 9 multiples always have the same symbol. Yes.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on May 30, 2006, 03:11:18 PM Im the Juggernaut BITCH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtI146po9c) Great spoof! I love the fact that the writers actualy used the line "Dont you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut bitch!" in X-Men 3. Truly one of the best laughs of the movie for those who know where it came from. I knew where it came from. It was fucking lame. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on May 30, 2006, 03:14:58 PM Im the Juggernaut BITCH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtI146po9c) Great spoof! I love the fact that the writers actualy used the line "Dont you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut bitch!" in X-Men 3. Truly one of the best laughs of the movie for those who know where it came from. I knew where it came from. It was fucking lame. You just dislike brainless fan service flicks. I remember Goblet of Fire sending you into fits also. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 30, 2006, 03:59:10 PM I love the fact that the writers actualy used the line "Dont you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut bitch!" in X-Men 3. Truly one of the best laughs of the movie for those who know where it came from. I knew where it came from. It was fucking lame. You have no poetry in your soul. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 30, 2006, 06:02:22 PM Annoying newsreader digs hole. Soldier buries her in it. (http://www.crikey.com.au/sealed/images/2006/05/30-11E1A9M8N00.wmv)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on May 31, 2006, 06:39:33 AM Apologies if this is a repost... I looked all the way back to March in this thread and didn't see it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=un5UbyGRf-o The out of town driver apparently survived the experience unscathed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on May 31, 2006, 07:04:20 AM Im the Juggernaut BITCH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtI146po9c) Great spoof! I love the fact that the writers actualy used the line "Dont you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut bitch!" in X-Men 3. Truly one of the best laughs of the movie for those who know where it came from. I knew where it came from. It was fucking lame. You just dislike brainless fan service flicks. I remember Goblet of Fire sending you into fits also. You're right in your first point, but I'm not sure about your second. Goblet of Fire just wasn't a very good film and tried to do too much and became a kludge. The only thing that sent me into a fit was Dumbledore being played abysmally by Whatshischops. I liked the Silky Beauxbatons. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 31, 2006, 09:04:00 AM (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d5/Pedobear.png)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on May 31, 2006, 09:11:10 AM Dude, they were all Twenty-Fucking-Four.
Pedo tendancies have jack and shit to do with it. Fuck, Fleur was 25 and French. I don't think I need to draw a fucking diagram. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 31, 2006, 09:21:15 AM Damn, I didn't mean to troll you that hard.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on May 31, 2006, 11:54:10 AM Fuck, Fleur was 25 and French. I don't think I need to draw a fucking diagram. She (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0993242/) is also very hot and very naked in a french movie Carnets d'ados - La vie quand même (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357290/)Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on May 31, 2006, 03:29:59 PM Fuck, Fleur was 25 and French. I don't think I need to draw a fucking diagram. She (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0993242/) is also very hot and very naked in a french movie Carnets d'ados - La vie quand même (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357290/)Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on May 31, 2006, 05:25:18 PM Mon dieu! Broughden peut lire une page web!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 31, 2006, 11:31:35 PM I'm sorry Ironwood, please forgive me!
I give you this in an effort to address your grievance. (http://alyandaj.com/) (I kept seeing an ad for a concert on TV) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 01, 2006, 06:39:05 AM http://www.gofish.com/userVideoPlayer.gfp?gfid=30-1021395 (http://www.gofish.com/userVideoPlayer.gfp?gfid=30-1021395)
Mark Hamill is wearing sooooooooo much make-up... (hope this isn't a re-post!) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 01, 2006, 09:00:57 AM I think you broke a Board Commandment with that one.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 01, 2006, 09:28:05 AM I think you broke a Board Commandment with that one. sorry, I haven't been so sunday school in a while... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on June 01, 2006, 09:55:17 PM So utterly useless you'll want your 2mins back. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jXe8pyY9G80&dpos=1)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 01, 2006, 10:13:12 PM Youtube must be updating because all my video are belong to them.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 02, 2006, 04:47:29 AM Not entirely worthless. (Spoilers with spoiler.) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0l5N6Exjz0)
I think I just had some olthoi flashbacks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 02, 2006, 04:50:30 AM Not entirely worthless. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0l5N6Exjz0) I think I just had some olthoi flashbacks. Tag spoilers with spoiler. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 02, 2006, 06:34:27 AM Hmm, that didn't look half bad actually.
Tho I'm slightly confused about exactly what you think it's spoiling ? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 02, 2006, 06:44:34 AM Hmm, that didn't look half bad actually. Tho I'm slightly confused about exactly what you think it's spoiling ? /shrug I know it totally ruined it for me when I saw dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park 3 trailer. But seriously, it's probably because a main character appears to bite the dust in Aftermath. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 02, 2006, 06:45:54 AM But she's the one you play the whole game as, I thought.
I kinda thought she was just sleepy. Is there some dialogue I'm missing from being at work ? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 02, 2006, 06:51:07 AM But she's the one you play the whole game as, I thought. omgz tag spoilers with spoiler :cry: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 02, 2006, 08:00:44 AM I also thought spoilers were when someone posted factually information or a theory based on factual information. I freely admit I know Jack and Shit about Half Life Aftermath, other than 'It Looks Pretty and Contains that Hawt Woman from the First One that Many Teenage Boys Pulled Off To.'
So, you know, limited knowledge. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 02, 2006, 08:08:53 AM Apparently I know even less than I thought. Turns out the sequel is divided into episodes, one of which was released and the trailer for the second only just being released.
I am Ter Noob. Feel free to moderate me within an inch of my life. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 02, 2006, 08:50:47 AM So utterly useless you'll want your 2mins back. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jXe8pyY9G80&dpos=1) Holy fuck, I want my time back, and HER time back. I think I'm owed not just a refund but the time it spent her to make that too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on June 02, 2006, 10:20:15 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=ALV6PF6tV_g
William Shatner is a god. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on June 02, 2006, 10:30:43 AM Oddly....Seductive.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on June 02, 2006, 10:35:22 AM Ah, now I know where that Family Guy bit comes from when Stewie does that. What an obscure reference.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on June 02, 2006, 12:34:33 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=ALV6PF6tV_g William Shatner is a god. I was so coming here to post that. Damn you! :-) Here's Ali G tackling the abortion debate instead. http://www.theync.com/h052906abortion.shtml (http://www.theync.com/h052906abortion.shtml) The boombox at the end is the best part. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on June 02, 2006, 12:35:27 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=ALV6PF6tV_g William Shatner is a god. I love that song, and Shatner just ruined it for me. Wow. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on June 02, 2006, 03:27:30 PM I'm pretty sure I've heard the Shatner version more times than I've heard the original. I think I like the Shatner version better.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 02, 2006, 03:54:29 PM I synced that up with Stewie doing it on Family guy. It was amazing. ON that note, the shatner version is very good.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on June 02, 2006, 04:51:53 PM http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/3ACV01/Sound9.mp3
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/4ACV11/13.mp3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYSCHKmvcIY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 02, 2006, 10:09:38 PM Here's Ali G tackling the abortion debate instead. http://www.theync.com/h052906abortion.shtml (http://www.theync.com/h052906abortion.shtml) The boombox at the end is the best part. Every thread could use a little more Ali G. [EDIT] Margalis corrected my error. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on June 02, 2006, 10:40:39 PM Copy/paste into a new window.
The links aren't dead, just protected with super-advanced header-reading technology. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on June 03, 2006, 02:23:17 PM Japanese automatic door that opens according to your size.
http://www.geek24.com/g/2006/05/05/futurustic-automatic-japanese-door (http://www.geek24.com/g/2006/05/05/futurustic-automatic-japanese-door) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 03, 2006, 02:42:38 PM Leave it to the Japanese to over-engineer a fucking door.
Kinda neat though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on June 03, 2006, 08:34:13 PM Could be useful for a baggage handling door at some god forsaken shithole where you don't want too much the outside weather inside the terminal.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 04, 2006, 08:26:04 AM Love is finding someone who's as geeky as you are. (http://www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/what_is_love_parody.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 04, 2006, 09:21:26 AM That is really cute, I liked it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 04, 2006, 11:35:55 AM Cute, but they're faking the total geekiness.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 04, 2006, 02:40:57 PM Yes, but they made the video and put it on the 'net. That in itself is enough in my book.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 04, 2006, 06:05:37 PM Is that his sister?
Also, the Numanuma one is the best. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sarius on June 04, 2006, 06:06:57 PM Love is finding someone who's as geeky as you are. (http://www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/what_is_love_parody.html) Cute couple. :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 04, 2006, 06:10:10 PM It's like a trainwreck! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6231680905879772355&q=numa)
You know it's terrible, but it's hard to turn away. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on June 04, 2006, 08:09:35 PM A list of the top 10 strangest desks has 4 videos that are incredible.
Oh, and I want an iPod concerto table. http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-desks-and-tables (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-desks-and-tables) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 05, 2006, 05:01:00 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D45z2o2fTdc
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 05, 2006, 06:04:18 AM it's hard to turn away. I disagree, I found it to be quite easy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sarius on June 05, 2006, 07:08:19 AM it's hard to turn away. I disagree, I found it to be quite easy. Truly. At least he could have gained 50 kg and slobbered more. Sheesh Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 05, 2006, 10:23:45 AM Love is finding someone who's as geeky as you are. (http://www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/what_is_love_parody.html) More reason to curse the invention of the webcam. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: OcellotJenkins on June 06, 2006, 12:28:38 PM BLAM!! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 06, 2006, 03:33:30 PM BLAM!! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407) What the fuck was that about ? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 06, 2006, 03:45:18 PM BLAM!! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407) What the fuck was that about ? After several replays and turning the headphones up as loud as I could. Old Granny on Left: "She is Utter Trash." Woman in Red Jacket: "Did you know your dad, honey? " then "Kerri had THC in her system." Can't tell what the girl (Kerri) is saying. Granny's too loud. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on June 06, 2006, 09:18:27 PM Forget trying to understand what they are saying. Revel in the hate.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8825474280014851648&q=genre%3Acomedy Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 07, 2006, 01:18:10 AM That's Genius.
I'm not entirely sure it was hate. I get the feeling that the puncher just knew that sometimes that's the only way to administer a shock to the system. :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 07, 2006, 04:44:02 AM Ouch. I like how how the girl knows it's time to leave as soon as the punch lands. But ouch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on June 09, 2006, 01:56:09 PM 2006 MTV Movie Awards - Gnarls Barkley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VCWJVvE0Fk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on June 10, 2006, 06:55:53 AM 2006 MTV Movie Awards - Gnarls Barkley http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VCWJVvE0Fk I was just coming to post that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 10, 2006, 09:42:49 AM Seth MacFarlane's Harvard class day speech (with peter, stewie, and quagmire) (http://www.noob.us/humor/family-guy-voice-actor-seth-macfarlanes-harvard-class-day-speech-2006/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on June 10, 2006, 02:12:22 PM This isn't really funny at all.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 12, 2006, 08:24:27 AM But it is useless. And no, not even his jokes were funny. WTF? He's a funny guy. Maybe his funny superpowers are countered by the rain, I don't know.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 12, 2006, 09:48:39 AM The end of the world. (http://www.endofworld.net/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on June 12, 2006, 11:11:37 AM Barry Lutz Show: Poor Monkeys: http://www.compfused.com/directlink/3590/
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 13, 2006, 06:48:20 AM Stupid cat.... (http://dvorak.org/blog/newimages/stupidcat.wmv)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sarius on June 13, 2006, 08:28:39 AM Stupid cat.... (http://dvorak.org/blog/newimages/stupidcat.wmv) They'd have you in jail for that around here! ROFL Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on June 13, 2006, 08:32:24 AM Stupid cat.... (http://dvorak.org/blog/newimages/stupidcat.wmv) I can't decide if that is real or not. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2006, 09:14:01 AM I think that's a fake. I've seen it before, on some kind of commercial years ago. I forget what it was advertising.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on June 13, 2006, 03:17:28 PM The Five Second Rule (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1z6OCRJVks)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on June 13, 2006, 03:32:20 PM Forgive me if this has been posted before, but W. T. F.?????? (http://www.glumbert.com/media/saget.html)
I am speechless. And I think I need a shower. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 13, 2006, 05:17:14 PM That was awesome.
Extra credit for funny cameos. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on June 13, 2006, 05:27:02 PM Forgive me if this has been posted before, but W. T. F.?????? (http://www.glumbert.com/media/saget.html) I am speechless. And I think I need a shower. AWESOME! :-D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on June 13, 2006, 06:19:48 PM He was awesome on Entourage too.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sarius on June 13, 2006, 06:33:06 PM Forgive me if this has been posted before, but W. T. F.?????? (http://www.glumbert.com/media/saget.html) I am speechless. And I think I need a shower. Holy batshit Robin! All I can just picture the Olsen twins saying g'nite back to Saget. :-o Pass the freaking soap. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tazelbain on June 13, 2006, 07:29:46 PM Portman's was better.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 14, 2006, 05:15:48 AM Has anyone posted the Zuiikin Girls yet?
Zuiikin English 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-QNWpJaiY0&search=Zuiikin) and if that's not enough ... Zuiikin English 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qoMfBJUeI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 14, 2006, 05:23:39 AM Good God NO.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on June 14, 2006, 08:27:53 AM Portmen's was better. Definitely. And not just because she is hot. Mostly because I don't want to gut her like a fish, unlike Saget and Kennedy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 14, 2006, 09:13:28 AM Forgive me if this has been posted before, but W. T. F.?????? (http://www.glumbert.com/media/saget.html) I am speechless. And I think I need a shower. That's probably from Jamie Kennedy's new show, something about a white rapper spoof type thing, like Malibu's Most Wanted. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on June 14, 2006, 10:08:45 AM Well, it's not that hugely out of character for Bob Saget though.
For Danny Tanner, sure, but Saget's not nearly as squeaky clean as all that. Kinda like how Kelsey Grammar isn't really as refined as Frasier. Hell, I heard Saget on the radio the other day talking about how he was hanging out with Dave Coulier and John Stamos in clubs with prostitutes. So, funny, but not in a, "Holy crap, I can't believe they did that way" as was the Natalie Portman one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on June 14, 2006, 11:31:03 AM Has anyone posted the Zuiikin Girls yet? Zuiikin English 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-QNWpJaiY0&search=Zuiikin) and if that's not enough ... Zuiikin English 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qoMfBJUeI) "Take anything you want" "Spare me my life" and "I was robbed by two men" What kind of English do they teach to bad music and aerobics these days? That was almost surreal. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 14, 2006, 12:02:34 PM If you actually have a 'clean and wholesome' image of Bob Saget, from Full House or elsewhere, you need to either watch the aristocrats or some of his stand up. Preferably both.
Link to portmans? I think I missed it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on June 14, 2006, 03:58:00 PM "Take anything you want" "Spare me my life" and "I was robbed by two men" "Get that thing away from me!"What kind of English do they teach to bad music and aerobics these days? That was almost surreal. "You drive me crazy!" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nevermore on June 16, 2006, 04:07:45 PM If you actually have a 'clean and wholesome' image of Bob Saget, from Full House or elsewhere, you need to either watch the aristocrats or some of his stand up. Preferably both. Link to portmans? I think I missed it. Since no one else posted it. (http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/mov/Natalie_Portman_-_Gangster_Rap.htm) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on June 16, 2006, 05:56:56 PM If you actually have a 'clean and wholesome' image of Bob Saget, from Full House or elsewhere, you need to either watch the aristocrats or some of his stand up. Preferably both. Link to portmans? I think I missed it. Since no one else posted it. (http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/mov/Natalie_Portman_-_Gangster_Rap.htm) fucking brilliant... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on June 16, 2006, 06:12:12 PM Someone alert John Walsh: there's a new Public Enemy #1 (http://www.break.com/index/psychorogue.html)
and Sometimes when people are flaming sociopaths their brain comes up with an excuse for their deviant behaviour. (http://www.filmthreat.com/index.php?section=videos&Id=39&play=2) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on June 18, 2006, 10:28:51 PM OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH KAYYY.......WTF.
http://gprime.net/flash.php/24hourcandymachine (NSFW) Edit: oops, keep forgetting that while i never browse from work, other people might. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 19, 2006, 08:34:26 AM Someone alert John Walsh: there's a new Public Enemy #1 (http://www.break.com/index/psychorogue.html) Ummmm... WHAT THE FUCK? Did the crazy happy juice spill into the water supply? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on June 19, 2006, 08:46:12 AM OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH KAYYY.......WTF. http://gprime.net/flash.php/24hourcandymachine Might want to slap a NSFW on this one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on June 20, 2006, 03:09:47 PM Hopeis Emo! http://www.hopeisemo.com/
I loved the word : "gothtard" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 20, 2006, 03:12:39 PM "The words are, like..DEAD!"
lol Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 23, 2006, 09:45:22 AM http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church)
God is laughing at her. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 23, 2006, 09:51:57 AM Old, but still funny. She's a fucking nut, and I will never understand why anyone would want to follow such a vindictive diety.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on June 23, 2006, 09:53:13 AM http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church) God is laughing at her. Or crying for the kids in her family. "Vindictive diety" is something she is forcing. If God wants to be vindictive, by god (ha!) you'll know it - without the help of wacko protestors. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 23, 2006, 11:31:39 AM Not quite as disturbing as the Star Wars Christmas Special.... but still... quite disturbing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Torg4VAtUhc&search=Zelda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Torg4VAtUhc&search=Zelda) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 23, 2006, 11:50:36 AM Or awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 23, 2006, 12:14:07 PM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 23, 2006, 12:31:00 PM http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAC9t4nNxjU&search=Westboro%20Baptist%20Church) God is laughing at her. That one is one gaggle bag of batshit insanity. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 23, 2006, 03:03:49 PM http://youtube.com/watch?v=NhntMd5bPbc&mode=related&search=Haruhi (http://youtube.com/watch?v=NhntMd5bPbc&mode=related&search=Haruhi)
Some people are just a bit TOO obsessed with anime. (The dance comes from the ending sequence to episodes. http://youtube.com/watch?v=5GRkW-d0hTY&search=Haruhi) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5GRkW-d0hTY&search=Haruhi)) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on June 24, 2006, 10:48:31 PM A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on June 25, 2006, 01:38:26 AM A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident) Hearing the camera man saying, "That was beautiful. God damn!" after watching someone roll their car, get thrown from it at high speed, and then run over....is disturbing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 25, 2006, 04:43:28 AM Hopeis Emo! http://www.hopeisemo.com/ I loved the word : "gothtard" That whole video might have been a lot of too awesome. You can't really measure that much awesome, so you can only guesstimate. At the very lease, the A W E and S would be capitalized when referring to it. Like this - Hope is Emo is AWESome. What? Edit: Also, the first 3/4 of this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln5Bqv45uKI&eurl= - is gold. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 25, 2006, 12:40:14 PM A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident) Hearing the camera man saying, "That was beautiful. God damn!" after watching someone roll their car, get thrown from it at high speed, and then run over....is disturbing. Yeah seriously, what the fuck. Can you imagine being one of the drivers on the oncoming side? Yeesh. That would give me nightmares for weeks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on June 25, 2006, 02:12:46 PM A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident) Hearing the camera man saying, "That was beautiful. God damn!" after watching someone roll their car, get thrown from it at high speed, and then run over....is disturbing. Yeah seriously, what the fuck. Can you imagine being one of the drivers on the oncoming side? Yeesh. That would give me nightmares for weeks. Watching that was disturbing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on June 25, 2006, 02:28:38 PM A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident) Hearing the camera man saying, "That was beautiful. God damn!" after watching someone roll their car, get thrown from it at high speed, and then run over....is disturbing. Yeah seriously, what the fuck. Can you imagine being one of the drivers on the oncoming side? Yeesh. That would give me nightmares for weeks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 25, 2006, 05:14:08 PM The person who actually ran him over looked like they weren't even paying attention.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on June 26, 2006, 09:32:09 AM A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident) Hearing the camera man saying, "That was beautiful. God damn!" after watching someone roll their car, get thrown from it at high speed, and then run over....is disturbing. That might leave a mark. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on June 26, 2006, 11:39:02 AM The person who actually ran him over looked like they weren't even paying attention. Imagine minding your own business, heading to work on the freeway going 60+ mph and suddenly seeing a body appear on the road in front of you. Now, stop in time to avoid said body while all the other cars are slamming on their brakes as well. Uh huh. Thought so. I had the impression that whoever said "that was beautiful" meant more capturing the footage and then the realization hit that it was a body flying around and said "god damn" as a result. Not in a "Oh cool! Lookie what I just taped!" sort of way. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on June 26, 2006, 01:06:59 PM This made my morning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4JTd61xco (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4JTd61xco) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on June 26, 2006, 01:46:34 PM Mega Man fan movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPHy2dTzPa8).
I was going to be less descriptive in the link, but I'm just not that mean (today). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sarius on June 26, 2006, 03:00:26 PM This made my morning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4JTd61xco (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4JTd61xco) Pure evil. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 26, 2006, 03:56:36 PM Chinese Disney, lol.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on June 26, 2006, 04:42:30 PM This one is freaking hilarious!
And even if it's on youtube, it's not really SFW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 26, 2006, 04:58:58 PM That is the the Holy Grail of Gold.
EDT: The other video they had on the right also kicked ass. Also, I want to go skiing in China. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on June 26, 2006, 05:24:57 PM The videos just keep coming! This guy is the luckiest man on earth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTdpD4ILuSE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTdpD4ILuSE) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 26, 2006, 06:25:17 PM This one is freaking hilarious! And even if it's on youtube, it's not really SFW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM) rofl at the bit of music from Speed tossed in there. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on June 26, 2006, 08:28:32 PM The power of Stewie compels you! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl1J1i_r8-k&search=Stewie)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on June 27, 2006, 09:30:41 AM A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident) I don't come to this thread often but now Iwill never, ever come to useless videos again, just in case. I have no idea what possessed you to post this but I have not been able to get it out of my mind since I first saw it, yesterday. I couldn't even sleep last night. That was just horrible, horrible, horrible. I hope that man was dead before he was thrown from that car, I hate thinking he might have been aware of any of it. There was no reason for that video and I can't think of any reason you'd want us to see it. :cry: I wish there had been a warning. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 27, 2006, 11:18:04 AM A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident) I don't come to this thread often but now Iwill never, ever come to useless videos again, just in case. I have no idea what possessed you to post this but I have not been able to get it out of my mind since I first saw it, yesterday. I couldn't even sleep last night. That was just horrible, horrible, horrible. I hope that man was dead before he was thrown from that car, I hate thinking he might have been aware of any of it. There was no reason for that video and I can't think of any reason you'd want us to see it. :cry: I wish there had been a warning. I'm pretty surprised nobody had spoken up already. That's not a "useless video," it's a video of someone getting brutally killed. It's not funny, it's not enlightening, and it is disturbing. The only reason I wasn't as shocked and disturbed as you was that I'm still recovering from a much, much, MUCH more disturbing video that I linked into through ytmnd a few weeks ago. This fucking cunt rag was going into every single ytmnd and posting the link in the comments. I'm sure I wasn't the only unsuspecting fool who clicked into it. I couldn't eat for the rest of the day and my sleep wasn't very restful, to say the least. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on June 27, 2006, 12:08:06 PM I'm pretty surprised nobody had spoken up already. Did you not see my post right under the original post? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 27, 2006, 12:55:39 PM I'm pretty surprised nobody had spoken up already. Did you not see my post right under the original post? No, I ignore your posts. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on June 27, 2006, 01:17:23 PM I'm pretty surprised nobody had spoken up already. Did you not see my post right under the original post? No, I ignore your posts. Normally thats a pretty good policy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 27, 2006, 03:09:13 PM The person who actually ran him over looked like they weren't even paying attention. Imagine minding your own business, heading to work on the freeway going 60+ mph and suddenly seeing a body appear on the road in front of you. Now, stop in time to avoid said body while all the other cars are slamming on their brakes as well. Uh huh. Thought so. I'm like a damn hawk when I drive. There's no way I would have missed a truck starting to roll Towards me from the other lane. Also, it looks like the person may have been driving a SUV or Minivan. Thankfully, my car has a lot more agility than something like that, so I have a much easier time dodging stuff in the road, potholes or otherwise...I actually did have to dodge something that fell off a truck a few weeks back during a morning commute. I have no idea what it was, book it took up the whole lane. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on June 27, 2006, 03:38:54 PM I probably would've seen and tried to dodge the guy, thereby smashing into another car and only compounding an already bad situation.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on June 27, 2006, 04:03:25 PM I'm like a damn hawk when I drive. You advocate military action against other nations while on the road? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 27, 2006, 05:35:26 PM Some drivers really deserved to get mortared.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on June 27, 2006, 07:12:57 PM A really bad way to end your day (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2646759011026116686&q=accident) I don't come to this thread often but now Iwill never, ever come to useless videos again, just in case. I have no idea what possessed you to post this but I have not been able to get it out of my mind since I first saw it, yesterday. I couldn't even sleep last night. That was just horrible, horrible, horrible. I hope that man was dead before he was thrown from that car, I hate thinking he might have been aware of any of it. There was no reason for that video and I can't think of any reason you'd want us to see it. :cry: I wish there had been a warning. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: kaid on June 28, 2006, 10:17:57 AM Here is a video that will hopefully help balance things back towards the light hearted and or amusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NaJOrtgV1A&search=no%20pinch kaid Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on June 28, 2006, 11:09:03 AM Here is a video that will hopefully help balance things back towards the light hearted and or amusing. I don't know why but I really, really liked that ad. It was so laid back and mildly quirky.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NaJOrtgV1A&search=no%20pinch kaid Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on June 28, 2006, 11:19:59 AM I tend to hate advertising, but I really liked the "No Pinch" commercial. I've seen it a few times on tv.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: kaid on June 28, 2006, 01:17:35 PM I have never seen it on TV in this area but I do like it. Its laid back and funny but its not brash or in your face at all about it.
just a leetle pinch? kaid Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tazelbain on June 28, 2006, 02:52:30 PM I have seen that commercial many times before today, and I couldn't remember the name of the car until I saw it again. Doesn't seem effective even if it is fun.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on June 29, 2006, 10:50:12 PM My favorite current commercial is the recent Jaguar one (http://www.jaguar.com/Microsites/USJan06/xklaunch768k.html?route=_us_en_company_Advertising_television@) that uses "I Turn My Camera On" by Spoon. Because I like the song. Why wasn't I informed that they were making fine music in Austin, TX?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 30, 2006, 07:24:27 AM I'm definately a fan of the new XK. It has a little bit of Aston Martin in it....though that's probably because one of the designers is from Aston Martin if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on June 30, 2006, 09:20:35 AM I've always liked Jaguar's, but now that they are owned by Ford I'm less excited about them. But then, I haven't sat in a newer model lately, maybe they kick ass?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on June 30, 2006, 09:33:09 AM Why wasn't I informed that they were making fine music in Austin, TX? Austin probably has the best music scene in Texas (and a lot of other states).Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 30, 2006, 09:33:56 AM As far as I know, the smaller shops that are now owned by Ford still have a good degree of autonomy. Though, the influence of Ford is clear, at least in regards to Jaguar, when you look at their base-line model, which is/was based off of the damn Taurus - and it was ugly too.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 30, 2006, 12:02:52 PM The Brave Little Reporter (http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2772.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on June 30, 2006, 12:44:38 PM Why wasn't I informed that they were making fine music in Austin, TX? Austin probably has the best music scene in Texas (and a lot of other states).So I hear, but other than The 13th Floor Elevators and Stevie Ray Vaughn (and they were a while back), I'd be hard pressed to name any others from Austin. Lots of non-native music gets attracted to the allegedly great club scene there though. I can name more bands that I know that are from Houston. Possibly even Dallas. Well, maybe not Dallas. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on June 30, 2006, 10:02:34 PM A truly useless video of drunk Scottish emo teens getting in some sort of brawl... wait for it... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_kgG5fEcQ6s&search=edinburgh)
JAPANESE BASEBALL FIGHTS vol.01 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FnPrfZvyIMc&search=baseball%20fight) Chewy gives birth (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7Ag9hbeZ4Mk&search=puppy%20birth) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on June 30, 2006, 10:45:14 PM On the topic of commericals, here is one I like:
http://www.tabasco.com/arts_pavilion/tv_ads/tabasco_mosquito_ad.cfm Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on July 01, 2006, 09:01:40 AM On the topic of commericals, here is one I like: http://www.tabasco.com/arts_pavilion/tv_ads/tabasco_mosquito_ad.cfm Yeah I remember that one... if only that tricked worked! The mosquitos are so fucking awful here. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 01, 2006, 09:18:40 AM The Brave Little Reporter (http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2772.html) Here's why that is awesome. The newspaper guy deserved to get smacked and that Al dude was just way too cool for the situation. "Where have you been?" "I was at Jack in the box having a sprite." Awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 01, 2006, 03:59:22 PM A truly useless video of drunk Scottish emo teens getting in some sort of brawl... wait for it... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_kgG5fEcQ6s&search=edinburgh) I'm so glad I waited. I was thinking 'wtf it's just a lot of noise and very little else,' and then, it happened. Ah what a good laugh at the running and the terror. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on July 04, 2006, 09:56:52 AM A truly useless video of drunk Scottish emo teens getting in some sort of brawl... wait for it... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_kgG5fEcQ6s&search=edinburgh) Girls are funny when there's fighting - as if they are immune and somehow can prevent fighting by screeching. That probably hurt. :evil: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on July 05, 2006, 08:05:51 AM Just another dance video... :hello_kitty_2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XQEr_SX-EU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on July 05, 2006, 09:09:57 AM David Hasselhoff picking up chicks in KITT in a music video (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18352)
It might make your head explode. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 05, 2006, 12:39:50 PM THE funniest who's line, ever:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LwQnlZIAfg4&search=Funniest%20Line%20ever Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on July 05, 2006, 12:49:19 PM THE funniest who's line, ever: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LwQnlZIAfg4&search=Funniest%20Line%20ever Richard Simmons gives me the willies (he is just far too HAPPY, all the damned time!), but that was fucking awesome. Watching Drew react was probably my favorite bit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on July 05, 2006, 08:56:59 PM I hurt after watching that. Colin's ability to keep a straight face throughout was amazing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Krakrok on July 05, 2006, 09:38:39 PM No. When you're scrolling down it's still under the fold when you click the video. Lucky for me I recognized the &q=accident and killed the video 2 seconds into it because I could tell things were going to go bad real quick.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on July 06, 2006, 04:56:20 AM TMNT 1 Review by the Angry Nintendo Nerd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg)
Audio is NSFW Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 06, 2006, 05:04:16 AM TMNT 1 Review by the Angry Nintendo Nerd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg) Audio is NSFW Wow, that wasn't very good until he said "Stupid Banana Ringcoat-Wearing Bitch." That. That was money. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 06, 2006, 05:08:23 AM That's exactly what I was about to post. DAMN YOU.
Though "What a Shit-Load of Fuck" is a memorable one too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on July 06, 2006, 05:08:49 AM I was rolling on the floor by the time he was trying to get the pizza and to move over the gap.
Ironwood - heh. I have less work than you /flex Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 06, 2006, 05:11:48 AM Wow. The end is impressive. He just gave Haemish a run for his money.
"Shredders my ass and Splinters my balls." That's sig worthy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 06, 2006, 05:36:35 AM I was rolling on the floor by the time he was trying to get the pizza and to move over the gap. Ironwood - heh. I have less work than you /flex Sorry, mate, I was talking to Schild. I loved the Banana-Coat quote too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 06, 2006, 05:46:21 AM Watching/listening to him try to get that one pizza, or get across the gap...Laughing this hard hurts in the morning.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 06, 2006, 06:18:45 AM What he says is valid tho. Why the hell did the designers put that Pizza there at the spikes, except to torment dumbasses ?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 06, 2006, 06:47:02 AM God I LOVED that game. It was a challenge. God, I remmeber that "jump". and that pizza.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on July 06, 2006, 06:48:15 AM He's right about Castlevania 2, too.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on July 06, 2006, 08:18:43 AM Edit: post was removed, problem fixed.. in this thread.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 06, 2006, 08:20:08 AM Oh fuck, it's a worse one. I'm at WORK HERE.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 07, 2006, 05:43:48 AM OK, I just watched the Angry Nerd reviewing Roger Rabbit. That's even funnier.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 12, 2006, 01:21:45 PM Weird Al Pwns Eminem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJnVQ-uBxIM)
Edit: a few more: Avril Lavigne (http://youtube.com/watch?v=YRsBRMbGQjg) Britney Spears / Justin Timberlake (http://youtube.com/watch?v=vEpaNsR5nok) Celine Dion (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8BsDVUP5x7M) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 13, 2006, 06:25:55 AM THE funniest who's line, ever: I happened to see that one live. I was alone, but I felt like calling people up because it was such a total trainwreck. I also wanted witnesses because I thought I might be having a flashback or something. It was friggin' hilarious.http://youtube.com/watch?v=LwQnlZIAfg4&search=Funniest%20Line%20ever Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 13, 2006, 01:13:42 PM I loved how Greg Proops and Carey were just dying the whole time. People were practically rolling out of their seats laughing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on July 13, 2006, 02:13:04 PM For those who like guitar players... thought this guy is pretty darn good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbndgwfG22k&search=erik%20mongrain Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 13, 2006, 03:49:07 PM That is just weird, hearing those sounds come from a guitar. Sounds almost like a midi.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on July 13, 2006, 05:05:58 PM Very cool. Didn't surprise me to read that Hedges was his primary inspiration.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 14, 2006, 06:45:56 AM For those who like guitar players... thought this guy is pretty darn good: That's a great style. Didn't really care for the music but the technique is monstrous! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbndgwfG22k&search=erik%20mongrain Reminded me of something I saw years ago...YouTube is teh shizzle: Stanley Jordan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzxZ6ZzuH8w&search=stanley%20jordan) on Letterman in 1987. Again, great technique but I don't care for the music. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 14, 2006, 07:22:19 AM That sounds like it came straight out of Streets of Rage or something. :-D
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 14, 2006, 07:47:27 AM Goddammit I hate when you pancakers link to CrackTube.
Jordan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8A_IP5YB2g&mode=related&search=stanley%20jordan) doing Stairway to Heaven on two guitars. The bassist is totally sick on this one. I've got this one on DVD, it's maybe my favoritist song and a great loose version of it: Zep doing Since I've Been Loving You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uNQ1KcTarA&mode=related&search=led%20zeppelin). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sarius on July 14, 2006, 07:58:44 AM For those who like guitar players... thought this guy is pretty darn good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbndgwfG22k&search=erik%20mongrain Felt like being in Kentucky again watching a really BIG dulcimer! I'll have to look up more on this guy. Thanks! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: kaid on July 14, 2006, 01:09:10 PM http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8000409016826512649
This is pretty neat to watch. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 14, 2006, 10:48:01 PM Reminded me of something I saw years ago...YouTube is teh shizzle: Stanley Jordan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzxZ6ZzuH8w&search=stanley%20jordan) on Letterman in 1987. Again, great technique but I don't care for the music. Stanley Jordan came to one of my high school's career days (he's an alumni) when I was there and played for everybody, or at least everybody that could squeeze into the band room :-DTitle: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 14, 2006, 11:21:00 PM http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8000409016826512649 This is pretty neat to watch. That totally ruled. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on July 15, 2006, 04:49:39 AM Germans. Only slightly less crazy than the Japanese.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 15, 2006, 09:12:21 AM Germans. Only slightly less crazy than the Japanese. Uhm, they aren't german. Scandinavians of some sort is my guess. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on July 15, 2006, 12:49:54 PM Germans. Only slightly less crazy than the Japanese. Uhm, they aren't german. Scandinavians of some sort is my guess. There's a difference? Whoa. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on July 15, 2006, 02:35:32 PM That guy was terrible at TMNT.
The game was hard but it wasn't that hard. That guy just sucked. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on July 15, 2006, 07:42:57 PM Augmented Reality: Star Wars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEHbg5ltr-Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15jSYVflCb4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on July 15, 2006, 11:25:33 PM That guy was terrible at TMNT. The game was hard but it wasn't that hard. That guy just sucked. Seriously. Took me no time to figure out I could walk across that jump. Plus, I remember you could, after a few tries, jump up there from the bottom and avoid the entire mess. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on July 16, 2006, 01:08:52 PM So I was trying to get a friend to watch Crossing the Bridge - The Sound of Istanbul (awesome movie btw, see it), but she was very skeptic. So I found this on youtube (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XAKBo8L2tow&search=ceza%20holocaust). I think it's safe to say she went to see it afterwards :P
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sairon on July 16, 2006, 04:01:50 PM Germans. Only slightly less crazy than the Japanese. Uhm, they aren't german. Scandinavians of some sort is my guess. Actually they are Swedish. :-) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on July 17, 2006, 01:49:20 AM Link (http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=0B6259AB-8386-45C9-B5C2-6245BD2C80DF&t=c156&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_viralvideos) (apologies, it's on MSN video)
:hello_kitty: :hello_kitty: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 17, 2006, 05:20:53 AM Media player 10? Ew, never.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on July 17, 2006, 05:21:25 AM It's worth it.
Besides, if you're running Windows, why not have it? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 17, 2006, 06:45:45 PM Media player 10 isn't the problem, it's the fact that they want me to install IE6 that's annoying.
Sorry, don't feel like opening IE just to see some video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 17, 2006, 06:49:20 PM YEA, I KNOW, IE IS THE DEVIL. IT STEALS BABIES.
Meh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 17, 2006, 08:09:56 PM It's worth it. When it's riddled with DRM and Certificate crap, it's not worth it. I've had some legitimate videos not work because of WMP10. It's not worth it really.. especially for something posted in here.Besides, if you're running Windows, why not have it? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 17, 2006, 10:16:34 PM Man, I never have any of these problems people bitch and moan about. It's like I'm in the magic land where things work as advertised. NIX, INSTALL WMP10, YOU'RE GOING TO NEXT YEAR ANYWAY.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on July 18, 2006, 02:38:04 AM Damn, you people are freakier than a two headed cat.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 18, 2006, 03:43:32 AM Didn't one of them just get born. Think it was posted on Fark.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on July 18, 2006, 04:00:18 AM Heh, that's what the video I posted was about.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 19, 2006, 05:04:41 AM Man, I never have any of these problems people bitch and moan about. It's like I'm in the magic land where things work as advertised. NIX, INSTALL WMP10, YOU'RE GOING TO NEXT YEAR ANYWAY. YEAH, NO! THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN. I WILL SEND A FRUIT BASKET FOR YOUR TROUBLES.Caps are fun! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on July 19, 2006, 05:10:10 AM ALRIGHT. NIX.
Meow meow meow meow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-dCU3bs0o&search=two%20headed%20cat) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 19, 2006, 05:53:20 AM :cry:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 19, 2006, 06:57:51 AM Sad kitty :(
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 19, 2006, 09:00:23 AM Ok, enough sad stuff! I found this ancient gem the other day. If this doesn't cheer one up, nothing will.
Sesame Street Martians! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKX0RN19zc0&search=sesame%20street Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 19, 2006, 01:21:41 PM Chad Vader (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0)
Manah-manah! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb_gK4_Yink&mode=related&search=) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on July 19, 2006, 04:05:53 PM ALRIGHT. NIX. Meow meow meow meow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-dCU3bs0o&search=two%20headed%20cat) Good to hear at the end that the cat's doing okay. My first thought, of course, was of my favorite fictional kitty: (http://www.innocence.com/transmet/images/cat.gif) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 20, 2006, 03:30:55 PM I now present to you... Pug Bowling! (http://gorillamask.net/pugbowling.shtml)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on July 20, 2006, 05:57:47 PM Animal Crossing... The Movie? (http://www.doubutsunomori-movie.jp/tokuhou/index.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on July 20, 2006, 07:41:37 PM Good to hear at the end that the cat's doing okay. My first thought, of course, was of my favorite fictional kitty: Folks, I've got some bad news. Quote Owner running out of hope for missing two-faced male kitten Grove City woman thinks likelihood of survival is slim By Jeb Phillips The Columbus Dispatch Thursday, July 20, 2006 12:27 AM The two-faced kitten of Grove City is still missing, and its owner has decided this won't end well. The kitten disappeared on Friday, two days after it was born. It meowed simultaneously out of both mouths. The owner's son had named it Tiger, though that hadn't quite stuck before the kitten vanished. The owner, Michelle Hickman, has developed a few theories about what might have happened, and none of them is pretty. Her first theory is that the kitten's mother, Hannah, ate him. Hickman has tried to test that theory — she felt Hannah's tummy, and there wasn't any kind of bump. Hannah didn't have much of an appetite for days after she gave birth, so Hickman thinks it's unlikely that she would eat the kitten. The second theory is that Hannah dragged Tiger outside and left him there. Again, Hickman has thought this through. Hannah doesn't have easy access to the outdoors, and surely if someone had let Hannah out, that person would have noticed the cat towing a two-faced kitten. The third theory, and this is the one that Hickman likes best, is that someone stole Tiger. People from the neighborhood started knocking on Hickman's door as soon as they heard about the birth. The kitten was on television and in the Dispatch. Tiger and his two brothers were in a box in the living room — anyone who walked inside would have seen that. Hickman had left a door unlocked not long before her husband noticed Tiger was gone. Their Chihuahua, Pepe, didn't bark at any intruders, but Pepe is a deep sleeper. "You wouldn't believe how loud he snores," Hickman said. Hickman hasn't filed a police report because she didn't want to get in trouble for filing a false one if Tiger turned up. No matter the theory, Hickman thinks Tiger might be dead already. He was having trouble eating in his first two days. He couldn't latch onto his mother, so Hickman bottle-fed him. But he still didn't seem to be getting enough milk, she said. Dr. Gale Kerr, a veterinarian at Broadway Veterinary Hospital in Grove City, who did not know of Tiger until yesterday, said that the kitten probably died, unless someone took him. Of Hickman's theories, Kerr said it was most likely that Hannah dragged Tiger away. Mother cats — mothers in lots of species — refuse to feed their progeny if they're sickly or deformed, she said. They'll shoo a kitten away from the litter to give the stronger kittens a better chance of survival. A kitten can't live very long without food. Hannah probably didn't eat Tiger, Kerr said. She said she's heard stories of cats doing that but didn't know of one firsthand. And even if someone took Tiger, he needs medical attention. A kitten with external deformities is more prone to internal problems than a normal-looking kitten, Kerr said. There's not a single hopeful theory from Kerr or Hickman. But Hickman's family is still looking around the house for Tiger, just in case. http://www.columbusdispatch.com/news-story.php?story=199951 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WindiaN on July 20, 2006, 10:27:53 PM don't know if this has been posted but...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1779511147729523919&q=weapon+of+choice just in case you don't get it, they are having a contest for who can mash the most grapes Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 20, 2006, 10:37:04 PM You might be about 2 years late, but thanks for playing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 21, 2006, 05:31:23 AM don't know if this has been posted but... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1779511147729523919&q=weapon+of+choice just in case you don't get it, they are having a contest for who can mash the most grapes Is there some sort of gag here? Am I missing something? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WindiaN on July 21, 2006, 06:57:28 AM don't know if this has been posted but... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1779511147729523919&q=weapon+of+choice just in case you don't get it, they are having a contest for who can mash the most grapes Is there some sort of gag here? Am I missing something? killself in console :/ EDIT: that weapon of choice video is awesome though, one of the best music videos ever along with sabotage by the beastie boys Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on July 21, 2006, 09:15:05 AM Here is a cute cat story (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060721/ap_on_re_us/feline_felon_4) to counter that awful one.
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060720/capt.41389ac116e74b9691a90dbca52e615c.aptopix_feline_felon_nyjj101.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on July 21, 2006, 09:36:34 AM As Boys Grow (http://www.archive.org/stream/AsBoysGr1957/AsBoysGr1957_256kb.mp4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on July 21, 2006, 09:37:43 AM With all of the giant 3 foot long cock PM's going around, I dare not click that link.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 23, 2006, 02:50:59 AM Warning: Don't watch if you don't like accidents (it's not like the other one but just in case)
Nice landing (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3611311580944102625). Spoiler: Good thing for him he was hit by a toy car. Edit: added warning Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on July 23, 2006, 12:34:41 PM Dream a dream:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ) Can't stop watching it... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 23, 2006, 04:27:48 PM Dream a dream: Alright now I have that stupid Captain Jack song in my head. Curse you!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ) Can't stop watching it... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 23, 2006, 04:39:25 PM Dream a dream: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ) Can't stop watching it... Awesome. Also, the girl has a bunch of YTMNDs that are also funny. Mostly. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 23, 2006, 05:59:39 PM What is lazytown and who is the pink haired chick? I saw the YTMNDs and didn't get it...
Captain Jack is dead? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 23, 2006, 06:23:19 PM It's from a Children's show out of Iceland, I believe. Lazytown
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on July 23, 2006, 07:11:03 PM Here. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4635233826986620052)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 23, 2006, 07:13:18 PM I always wonder what such child actors think of all the comedy stuff going around the internet that's about them....
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 24, 2006, 06:21:43 AM Here. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4635233826986620052) Oh. My. God.INSULIN... need... <hurk!> How old is she anyway? 10? 14? She looked older in the pirates thing. It seems like a fun kids show. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on July 24, 2006, 06:47:38 AM I think she's 14. The pedophiles on ytmnd scare me. Either that, or they're just 14 year old boys. I'd like to think it's the latter.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 24, 2006, 07:32:16 AM I think she's 14. The pedophiles on ytmnd scare me. Either that, or they're just 14 year old boys. I'd like to think it's the latter. Yes, my reaction to the first video was "wtf?!! these 'awesome, can't stop watching it' people are paedophiles". Here is an interview with Julianna Rose Mauriello (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5cfXEL5yxg&NR). And her Wikipedia entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianna_Rose_Mauriello). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 24, 2006, 09:16:45 AM Here. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4635233826986620052) Oh. My. God.INSULIN... need... <hurk!> How old is she anyway? 10? 14? She looked older in the pirates thing. It seems like a fun kids show. My sister's kids watch the show. It's... interesting. Like H.R. Puffenstuff except with exercise instead of drugs. In short, it's fucked up, but in a different fucked up way from say The Teletubbies. Also, I think it's French. The actor who plays the main character Spartacus is French I think. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on July 24, 2006, 09:31:20 AM I liked it for the pirates, not the little girl. :cry:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 24, 2006, 09:49:31 AM Interview is aired in French (subs). The girl is from the US. The show is out of Iceland.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 24, 2006, 09:54:16 AM And Kid Cincinatti fought out of Minneapolis.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 24, 2006, 04:55:12 PM And Kid Cincinatti fought out of Minneapolis. Hells yeah!Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on July 26, 2006, 09:20:53 AM Dream a dream: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ) Can't stop watching it... In honor of LazyTown I uploaded my Pink moment hair style, picture of me as my avatar! Having friends who are hair-stylest can be fun sometimes. I went out to a club that night, with my pink hair. I was expressing myself.. Le art, yes? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on July 26, 2006, 09:36:39 AM Having friends who are hair-stylest can be fun sometimes. ooh hook me up! do you live in Austin? :-D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on July 26, 2006, 09:49:05 AM Having friends who are hair-stylest can be fun sometimes. ooh hook me up! do you live in Austin? :-D No, sorry. I live in Nashville, Tenn, and currently in the proccess of moving to South Florida. :-) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on July 26, 2006, 09:54:16 AM Jeebus. After the past week of miserable heat here, I can't imagine Florida this time of year. Hurricanes- Mother Nature's air conditioners!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on July 26, 2006, 11:50:15 AM Really, the scariest thing about Lazy Town is that Magnus Scherving developed, writes, directs, produces, and stars in it. He might even be married to it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on July 26, 2006, 05:42:07 PM Jeebus. After the past week of miserable heat here, I can't imagine Florida this time of year. Hurricanes- Mother Nature's air conditioners! I live in Tampa and run every day at lunch. It's hot. It aint mid-east or Africa hot, but it's pretty damned hot. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 27, 2006, 01:16:54 AM Dream a dream: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88x9NvpxvQ) Can't stop watching it... In honor of LazyTown I uploaded my Pink moment hair style, picture of me as my avatar! Having friends who are hair-stylest can be fun sometimes. I went out to a club that night, with my pink hair. I was expressing myself.. Le art, yes? Those are some nice facial features. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 27, 2006, 01:57:23 AM pink Are you going to have pink hair at AGC? Edit: For some reason I am under the impression that you still do something for some website about some game. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 27, 2006, 06:51:23 AM Wow, Issele, you're beautiful. Thank your parents. Good job melding those genetic lines.
The pink hair rocks, too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 27, 2006, 06:56:06 AM Wow, Issele, you're beautiful. When I wrote that down it came off creepy. Sounds right from you tho. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on July 27, 2006, 08:54:13 AM And so begins the geek drooling.
Way to go, Iss. :-D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 27, 2006, 08:55:22 AM Hmmm, assuming that we are, in fact, who we've always said we are, I hardly think you can put Sky and I in that category.
:( Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 27, 2006, 09:06:54 AM Wow, Issele, you're beautiful. When I wrote that down it came off creepy. Sounds right from you tho. It's all in the avatar, Ironwood. Coming from Zod, it's creepy. From Jin, it's not so creepy. :-D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 27, 2006, 09:10:53 AM Possibly. I can't imagine General Zod ever telling someone that tho. I would imagine that the closest chat up line he could manage is 'KNEEL BEFORE ZOD'.
:| Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 27, 2006, 09:16:03 AM Possibly. I can't imagine General Zod ever telling someone that tho. I would imagine that the closest chat up line he could manage is 'KNEEL BEFORE ZOD'. :| Depends on what you are trying to chat them up to do. Then it could work like a charm. :evil: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 27, 2006, 09:18:29 AM I hesitated to write that because I didn't want to come off as internet dorky, but hey. She is, and my policy in life is to give people compliments when I think them. Don't worry, Iss, I'm in a stable relationship with a women I intend on marrying. :)
She doesn't have pink hair, though... :( I used to be sexy when I was young, now I'm just a crazy viking mountain man. It's a Zakk thing. From this: (http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h246/ametalhead/zakk_wylde2.jpg) to this: (http://www.alvarezgtr.com/images/artists/zakk_wylde.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on July 27, 2006, 09:20:49 AM Yeah she is gorgeous, I'll give you that. but it's the funky striped shirt that does it for me.
edit: I need to add a :wink: so people know I'm just being silly. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on July 27, 2006, 09:35:57 AM MY EYES! 80s hair bands are primarily responsible for the gaping hole in the ozone layer. Oceans of hairspray ftl.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 27, 2006, 09:40:17 AM Actually, Sky, I think I'd prefer the crazy Viking mountain man type over someone who uses more hairspray in one day than I've used in my entire life (naturally curly hair FTW/FTL, depending on my state of mind and the relative humidity :| ). He certainly looks more interesting in the second pic, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 27, 2006, 01:53:51 PM Hey, it was the 80s. We were all too coked up and stoned to know any better :)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 27, 2006, 02:05:18 PM A/S/L?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on July 27, 2006, 08:55:59 PM Here. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4635233826986620052) I Love (http://www.nowcake.com/mod.php?sid=cakes) cake! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on July 28, 2006, 02:16:27 PM No idea if this has been posted yet. Singing Hoff (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836) and some, uh.. women of questionable repute.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: squirrel on July 28, 2006, 03:36:09 PM And so begins the geek drooling. Way to go, Iss. :-D It had to happen. There was another thread where it almost spilled out but we got derailed. But I digress, my real question was: I thought were no women on teh intarweb? Some summabitch gonna pay for that lie! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on July 28, 2006, 06:04:33 PM And so begins the geek drooling. Way to go, Iss. :-D It had to happen. There was another thread where it almost spilled out but we got derailed. But I digress, my real question was: I thought were no women on teh intarweb? Some summabitch gonna pay for that lie! We are few and far between, but we don't all use RL pix of ourselves as avatars. Decorum and whatnot. Edit: and no, a picture of my tattoo doesn't count! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 28, 2006, 06:56:36 PM Remember that myspace link you threw up about a year ago?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 28, 2006, 07:42:21 PM Remember that myspace link you threw up about a year ago? It would be awesome if she literally threw it up. Disgusting, but awesome!Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on July 28, 2006, 08:05:05 PM Remember that myspace link you threw up about a year ago? dammit I knew someone would remember. that's different - I was whoring for myspace friends, and now Nix, Cheddar, Yegolev and SuperPopTart are my myspace friends so FACE. Besides, a link isn't an avatar, you big palooka. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 28, 2006, 08:16:08 PM He's just jealous cause I denied him MyFriend.. friend.. status. Straz and I are on a break.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on July 29, 2006, 12:56:53 AM My spawn watches Lazytown occasionally although it gives me a headache. He doesn't like it as much as Wonderpets though.
This is sewious! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on July 29, 2006, 11:57:05 AM Shakira!
I love the duct tape on the guys towel: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731&q=label%3Ashakira+spoof There was a news story about these guys yesterday. They are high schoolers from Oregon doing a school project. The video has garnered over 4 million hits in a very short period of time. It even broke the European access link at one point with people trying to watch it. They got an A+ for the school project. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 29, 2006, 05:08:23 PM I think they broke the weigt allowance of my monitor. Eek.
He's just jealous cause I denied him MyFriend.. friend.. status. Straz and I are on a break. Liez. Myspace (and all other similar things) are for SUCKAHS! "Zomg, I'm an attention whore, be my friend!" Stop trying to get a new car and come back to Eve...or something. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 30, 2006, 04:32:32 AM Shakira! I love the duct tape on the guys towel: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731&q=label%3Ashakira+spoof There was a news story about these guys yesterday. They are high schoolers from Oregon doing a school project. The video has garnered over 4 million hits in a very short period of time. It even broke the European access link at one point with people trying to watch it. They got an A+ for the school project. The fat guy was good stuff. So was whitey with the rifle holstered in the front of his pants. Still not as good as the asian backstreet boys thing. :P Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 30, 2006, 07:13:10 PM Stop trying to get a new car and come back to Eve...or something. I knew you'd want me back :P All the numbers in EvE confuse me. I couldn't setup a ship for shit. Do it for me?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 30, 2006, 07:33:05 PM Sure, gimme the account info. I could use a bot =)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 30, 2006, 10:20:16 PM I'll not pay for your addictions! Cracka!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 31, 2006, 09:28:48 AM Japanese shows rule: http://www.youtube.com/profile_video_blog?id=815BC628F90011DD
That is all. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 31, 2006, 01:16:20 PM I believe American parents would have someone arrested who did that around kids.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on July 31, 2006, 01:24:11 PM In honor of LazyTown I uploaded my Pink moment hair style, picture of me as my avatar! Having friends who are hair-stylest can be fun sometimes. I went out to a club that night, with my pink hair. I was expressing myself.. Le art, yes? I like the pink hair. I've never been brave enough to color mine.No idea if this has been posted yet. Singing Hoff (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836) and some, uh.. women of questionable repute. It was campy enough to be amusing. I can't believe you made me watch a Hasslehoff video, though. I'll have to hold this against you.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 31, 2006, 01:25:35 PM I believe American parents would have someone arrested who did that around kids. And that is why Japanese TV shows rule. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: kaid on July 31, 2006, 02:00:42 PM I believe American parents would have someone arrested who did that around kids. Arrested hehe try shot and or lynched hehe but it was pretty amusing in an omg those crazy japanese sort of way. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 01, 2006, 03:55:58 PM I was surprised the Japanese parents would even let HG talk to their kids, hip-thursting and all...though I suppose that might be because they know who he is, and see the camara, etc.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on August 01, 2006, 04:46:55 PM I think in Japan homosexuality is seen as cute and hilarious (and whaddabout manga) instead of pedophilia-driven, as it is here in the good ol' Yoo-Ess-Ay.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 01, 2006, 04:58:06 PM I've never personally met anyone who thought it was pedo-driven.
Then again, I haven't been out of the NE too much. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on August 01, 2006, 08:29:55 PM It's not uncommon to associate the two here in the South.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on August 01, 2006, 09:03:50 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSK6F9SkvHE
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on August 01, 2006, 09:52:26 PM I pinch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 02, 2006, 12:34:53 AM That's not safe for civilization.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 02, 2006, 09:55:42 PM Don't think lowly of hard gay! He's so funny :( Especially the episode where he tries to get them to make a game out of him. Which he successfully did.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 03, 2006, 12:45:09 AM I was talking about Lobster Claws. F13.House has been addicted to Hardgay for just under a year.
You should see his YMCA video. AWESOME. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 03, 2006, 11:13:14 AM Liez. Myspace (and all other similar things) are for SUCKAHS! "Zomg, I'm an attention whore, be my friend!" Well, you just talked yourself out of a myspace invite. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 03, 2006, 11:32:06 AM I see the people on myspace every day.
I weep. Myspace quote of the day overheard today as I passed the computer cluster: "Nigga, no fuckin' way you sixteen." "No shit, motherfucker. I lied and shit." (white suburban kids) Of course, the actual minorities were buying cds from our sale yesterday and discussing (in front of us at the cash box) how they were going to return them to walmart for cash. I weep for humanity. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 03, 2006, 12:21:01 PM Only somewhat useless, but this is the YouTube thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9NoP2QLeTo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 03, 2006, 12:22:50 PM Mechalicious (http://youtube.com/watch?v=oVwbUljGs3g)
Only somewhat useless, but this is the YouTube thread. Err...huh?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9NoP2QLeTo (http://static.flickr.com/78/205903319_2c0768bee4.jpg?v=0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 03, 2006, 12:35:19 PM I don't know, honestly.
Solid Snake is hiding in a cardboard box! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 03, 2006, 01:00:19 PM Maybe the Nintendogs will be used as some form of special power.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 03, 2006, 01:27:38 PM Solid Snake is one of the dumbest names evar.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 03, 2006, 02:01:02 PM I left a "solid snake" in a public place last week.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 03, 2006, 02:07:12 PM I ate some bad pasta and left the evil twin brother "liquid snake" in my work bathroom.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 04, 2006, 07:02:31 AM Maybe it was Rost In Transration.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on August 04, 2006, 05:07:54 PM Maybe it was Rost In Transration. wong tlead.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on August 04, 2006, 05:36:25 PM Not sure why but I thought this was funny:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 05, 2006, 10:43:56 AM Fast Food Rockers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?mode=related&search=&v=MGayqBinatw).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on August 05, 2006, 11:10:53 AM Fast Food Rockers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?mode=related&search=&v=MGayqBinatw). In 2003 when I was living in the UK, radio stations actually had that song on their playlist. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on August 05, 2006, 10:23:42 PM Far from useless IMHO, but a video nonetheless...
http://www.videogamepianist.com/videos/2.wmv Check out the rest of the website as well. :-) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on August 07, 2006, 09:44:55 AM This isn't hilarious or anything, and I look like death warmed over (I worked 80.75 hours last week), but this is where I worked for the last ten days (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUTzfxLHI8w).
Next time I shoot video in the field, I'll stage an animal attack or something. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on August 07, 2006, 10:14:06 AM You are orienteering for a living? Or is there a "here comes the science part" follow-up?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on August 07, 2006, 10:27:06 AM Wow, that felt a lot like Blair Witch 3: The Piney Highlands.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on August 07, 2006, 10:46:50 AM You are orienteering for a living? Or is there a "here comes the science part" follow-up? The science comes when we find a seep or a spring or intermittent stream, or rare plants. Mostly just hiking though. The orange flags weren't always there, either, and we were going on an aerial photo and compass. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 07, 2006, 12:26:11 PM I would post a video of me at the office, but it would be me sitting here typing, maybe tapping my foot to some Buddy Guy.
In other words, you ain't got it so bad, VL. Your day at the office is what I do for fun on the weekends :) I also think we have entirely too many good looking people here at f13. We're throwing off the internet curve, yo. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on August 07, 2006, 01:16:48 PM I could ugly myself up, if you like. Stop showering, etc.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on August 07, 2006, 02:11:26 PM I would post a video of me at the office, but it would be me sitting here typing, maybe tapping my foot to some Buddy Guy. In other words, you ain't got it so bad, VL. Your day at the office is what I do for fun on the weekends :) I also think we have entirely too many good looking people here at f13. We're throwing off the internet curve, yo. Don't worry, I will keep doing yeoman's work keeping the curve alive. Someone has to balance out all you pretty people! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 07, 2006, 02:31:59 PM I also think we have entirely too many good looking people here at f13. We're throwing off the internet curve, yo. Because we don't already throw the curve off, just by the conversations we have here? Also, I still don't understand what VDL actually...does. I mean, don't we already know what's out there in Oregon and Washington state? "I don't have to go directly through the bushes if I can go around." O RLY? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on August 07, 2006, 04:48:28 PM You are orienteering for a living? Or is there a "here comes the science part" follow-up? The science comes when we find a seep or a spring or intermittent stream, or rare plants. Mostly just hiking though. The orange flags weren't always there, either, and we were going on an aerial photo and compass. Your avatar and job combination have me confused, if you saw a turtle running (work with me here) at you would you: A) Jump on it just hard enough to flip it over and kick it into it's rabid turtle friends knocking them all helter skelter? B) Study it in attempt to determine exactly what species of turtle you have encountered and how best to preserve it's habitat? C) Have sex with it? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 07, 2006, 05:55:11 PM She totally didn't give any shout-outs in her video. I was dissappointed (not that I was expecting s specific one, just saying).
Also, not enough gangsta. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on August 07, 2006, 06:05:43 PM You are orienteering for a living? Or is there a "here comes the science part" follow-up? The science comes when we find a seep or a spring or intermittent stream, or rare plants. Mostly just hiking though. The orange flags weren't always there, either, and we were going on an aerial photo and compass. Your avatar and job combination have me confused, if you saw a turtle running (work with me here) at you would you: A) Jump on it just hard enough to flip it over and kick it into it's rabid turtle friends knocking them all helter skelter? B) Study it in attempt to determine exactly what species of turtle you have encountered and how best to preserve it's habitat? C) Have sex with it? You're presupposing she can't do all 3 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on August 07, 2006, 06:23:54 PM The definitive useless piece of video. You have been warned.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 07, 2006, 07:08:34 PM Where do I sign up for this job you have, VD? I'm pretty good at CTF. You seem to be good at it. Just need to start grabbing them and running.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on August 07, 2006, 07:25:09 PM What is CTF?
"I don't have to go directly through the bushes if I can go around." O RLY? The only reason that vid is 2 minutes long is cuz that's about how much of the hike didn't require two hands to push off bushes. I wear leather gloves/gauntlets in the field, too, and it's hard to manipulate the little buttons with those things on. And yes, they're +1 gauntlets. I know someone's gonna ask. Oh, Sauced told me what CTF stands for. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 07, 2006, 07:30:08 PM The definitive useless piece of video. You have been warned. http://youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo Someone should have shot her already....teh stoopid is strong with that one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 07, 2006, 07:45:43 PM Oh, Sauced told me what CTF stands for. We should start a clan and video tape our games. AWESOME++!Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 07, 2006, 07:53:26 PM You are orienteering for a living? Or is there a "here comes the science part" follow-up? The science comes when we find a seep or a spring or intermittent stream, or rare plants. Mostly just hiking though. The orange flags weren't always there, either, and we were going on an aerial photo and compass.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sairon on August 08, 2006, 08:48:57 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0) funny video making fun of hip hop.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 08, 2006, 09:43:39 AM Heh, Dutch commercials are usually amusing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxy9BUTtLlk&NR) Sound NSFW.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on August 08, 2006, 10:30:18 AM The part I'm confused about is why are you following the orange flags? If somebody already went through there putting the flags up couldn't they have scouted the area at the same time? You can't trust a surveyor to do a biologist's job. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on August 08, 2006, 10:48:35 AM Heh, Dutch commercials are usually amusing.<a/> Sound NSFW. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxy9BUTtLlk&NR) Wow, I haven't seen that since 1998... good find. :-) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 08, 2006, 11:37:46 AM The definitive useless piece of video. You have been warned. http://youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo Hey, no bra. Sweet. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on August 08, 2006, 12:12:00 PM The definitive useless piece of video. You have been warned. http://youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo And those two fucking idiots keep churning out kids. Just what the world needs. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on August 08, 2006, 12:31:41 PM The definitive useless piece of video. You have been warned. http://youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo I'm suddenly very pissed off. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 08, 2006, 12:35:11 PM I can't listen to the audio for that here at work. So I agree with Yeg.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 08, 2006, 01:31:21 PM Right. Sky and I like to look at the positive side of things. Focus on the positive, people. Also: keep your computer muted.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sairon on August 10, 2006, 09:35:19 AM http://www.snabbstart.com/film/b411988cf7 (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/b411988cf7) small clip of cabriolet vs granny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 10, 2006, 10:24:34 AM That is fan-fucking-tastic.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sairon on August 10, 2006, 10:58:46 AM http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b) NSFW but very funny :-D
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 10, 2006, 11:00:06 AM That is fan-fucking-tastic. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 10, 2006, 04:44:02 PM Goonfleet assplodes a Ferox with Velators (EVE n00b ship):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1sgHzfSTA&NR Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: OcellotJenkins on August 10, 2006, 04:57:11 PM The Portal - An original, amateur-made sci-fi series! (http://suttsteve.com/portal.htm)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on August 10, 2006, 05:05:15 PM Goonfleet assplodes a Ferox with Velators (EVE n00b ship): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1sgHzfSTA&NR Heh. As a warning, watch the video with no sound. The godawful music nearly made my ears bleed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on August 11, 2006, 05:24:06 AM Goonfleet assplodes a Ferox with Velators (EVE n00b ship): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1sgHzfSTA&NR Heh. As a warning, watch the video with no sound. The godawful music nearly made my ears bleed. lol, I can totally see that music becoming a fad on ytmnd. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sairon on August 11, 2006, 07:11:44 AM It's a swedish song made by a group of girls, at the time being 8 and 11 year old. The lyrics are about a pink helicopter. This song was the plague a couple of years back and was pretty much the official LAN party song.
http://www.peaches.se/eng_index2.htm (http://www.peaches.se/eng_index2.htm) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 11, 2006, 08:27:33 AM Goonfleet assplodes a Ferox with Velators (EVE n00b ship): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1sgHzfSTA&NR Heh. As a warning, watch the video with no sound. The godawful music nearly made my ears bleed. My large intestine just pulled out of my anus and tried to strangle me within five seconds of listening to that music. When did Alvin and the Chipmunks come out of the closet? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 11, 2006, 09:44:21 AM I made it through the entire song. I am teh awesomes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 11, 2006, 12:33:26 PM That's just your gay gene.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on August 11, 2006, 03:05:51 PM You sure? I thought the tastelessness gene was dominate in this case?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on August 12, 2006, 02:09:05 PM Had to share this one, bike messengers in NYC being, well, assholes (and tempting fate).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 12, 2006, 04:48:30 PM Those guys are hardcore. Where are the parts where they get hit by people randomly changing lanes and shit? With no helmets...lol
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 12, 2006, 08:53:30 PM Fearless.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: kaid on August 12, 2006, 09:33:32 PM And people wonder why the traffic is such ass in NYC. If people just go gunning through every damn red light after a while you have to treat even green lights as redlights and traffic comes to a halt.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on August 12, 2006, 10:02:02 PM Have we done powerisers (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7858141163978058734) yet? I was reminded of them, because the chap who posted the link to me also posted the bike nutters some time back.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 13, 2006, 08:21:25 AM Had to share this one, bike messengers in NYC being, well, assholes (and tempting fate). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8) Oh yeah. 7 minutes of bike messengers doing the same stuff I see everytime I walk from the train station to the office in downtown Chicago. At least the majority of messengers around here have taken to wearing helmets. Gotta give them sanity points for that much at least. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 13, 2006, 08:47:39 AM That's simply amazing. That race's goal could have been "get to the end, alive"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on August 13, 2006, 09:45:49 AM Have we done powerisers (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7858141163978058734) yet? I was reminded of them, because the chap who posted the link to me also posted the bike nutters some time back. That kid has to either be dead or a paraplegic by now.I remember some documentary about a bunch of bike couriers that called themselves the xmen and got around New York by grabbing onto the bumpers of other cars/trucks zooming along the bridges. The local Starbucks near my work seems to be a courier hang out and I'm sure that about 60% of them are literally insane, it's as though their psychiatrists tell them to try being a bike courier when they can't hold down any other job. I'm talking screaming at the top of their lungs about "the beeping noise" insane (the beeps were from his own damn walkie-talkie). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 13, 2006, 03:46:02 PM More cheating death: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20111386-2,00.html
(excuse the tabloid newspaper write-up about a "hero driver" - driver had time to do precisely fuck all) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 14, 2006, 09:25:59 AM Kikkoman! (http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.htm)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 14, 2006, 02:20:48 PM A commercial you aren't going to see.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3913745262811179417&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en-CA It's safe, you pansy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on August 15, 2006, 12:52:38 AM That's fantastic.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on August 15, 2006, 03:27:20 PM Making martial arts cool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBuFz1qHvk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on August 15, 2006, 04:07:25 PM Making martial arts cool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBuFz1qHvk) Is that Lord Bowler??? (http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~mcgrew/Brisco-County-Jr/images/BB-n-S.gif) (http://www.theguycode.com/images/articles/Sho'%20Nuff!!!.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on August 15, 2006, 04:57:18 PM Who's the Mastah?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on August 15, 2006, 07:38:16 PM Anything is possible. (http://zombo.com/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on August 16, 2006, 10:59:01 AM A commercial you aren't going to see. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3913745262811179417&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en-CA It's safe, you pansy. :heart: That made me feel all fluffy inside. :hello_kitty: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 16, 2006, 05:14:53 PM A commercial you aren't going to see. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3913745262811179417&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en-CA Why won't we see it? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on August 16, 2006, 09:13:48 PM This is why I love this show, and probably why others hate it. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TKYLxrrMZQw&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 17, 2006, 01:00:57 AM That was funny. Odd, in a good way that makes people uncomfortable. People who need to be uncomfortable more often.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 17, 2006, 04:43:51 AM PS3 vs Wii (http://addictingclips.com/Content.aspx?key=BFF2DFF62A218995)
It might be NSFW...almost... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 17, 2006, 10:22:38 AM With Nintendo's latest advertising campaigns I wouldn't be surprised if that became one of them. Though I know it's too over the edge for them, but come one. DS was "Touching is good" and NSMB was "Bigger is better." They have to keep it up with the Wii advertising.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on August 17, 2006, 11:06:41 AM The ultimate Useless Videos link, thanks to Pika at Corp
1500 80s Music Videos (http://www.thebestlegaladvice.com/) Watching tips for you Youngins. 1) Avoid most of the Punk/ Metal stuff if you want actual vids. In the 80s real bands were too hardcore (and poor) for that shit, y0. Anything on there is usually a shakycam vid from a club or concert. 2) When you think it's too cheesy to go on, find the REO Speedwagon or Air Supply videos. Proceed to see how much worse it is. Good vids: Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance"; Genesis - "Land of Confusion" (count the dead celebs!); Sam Kennison - "Wild Thing" (lotta cameos); Talking Heads - "And She Was"; Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistable"; Peter Gabriel - "Sledgehammer" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 17, 2006, 06:57:40 PM I think that maybe needs its own thread - it has everything. And try listening to this without hearing crazy frogs (http://www.thebestlegaladvice.com/lawyer.php?vid=3i5ZElCXays).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 18, 2006, 11:54:44 PM Al Kyder and Terry Wrist.
Real Media: http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/broadband/20060818_2200/meta/hq2.smi Windows Media: http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/broadband/20060818_2200/meta/hq2.asx Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on August 19, 2006, 08:31:29 AM I think that maybe needs its own thread - it has everything. And try listening to this without hearing crazy frogs (http://www.thebestlegaladvice.com/lawyer.php?vid=3i5ZElCXays). I thought about that, but given the lack of response I think this thread was the best choice. :-D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 19, 2006, 11:07:34 AM Kyon & Yuki educate us on the perils of MySpace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bpx4DDqSuI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on August 19, 2006, 08:45:48 PM Heavy Metal Bambi. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhP4lg28fs0&eurl=) This made me very happy and I giggled 'til tears came out.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on August 19, 2006, 09:03:16 PM It's the one to have when you're having more than one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1hrYSjudj8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on August 20, 2006, 01:05:25 AM Good vids: Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance"; Genesis - "Land of Confusion" (count the dead celebs!); Sam Kennison - "Wild Thing" (lotta cameos); Talking Heads - "And She Was"; Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistable"; Peter Gabriel - "Sledgehammer" Other than Sledgehammer, which is phenomenal, these are better vids: The Art Of Noise - Close To The Edit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-FNg0c1-74) Godley and Creme - Cry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpnPQZ32oW8) A-ha - Take On Me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leMzjdb2WVw) Killing Joke - Love Like Blood. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVgMEsMZdcQ) Front 242 - Headhunter. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LUHFA_kRFM) But in the end, given that its just a bunch of links (many broken, eg Herbie Hancock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7dAxvj2mlU)) to YouTube, I was unimpressed after a while. They missed a couple of simply fantastic 80s videos. You'll have to click them to find out what they are. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrNVeaXkfZs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBk8HzQp1Sg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on August 20, 2006, 02:16:54 AM They missed this one...
fIREHOSE - Down With the Bass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-VSJ0pQ9g&mode=related&search=) I was looking for a quality 45 Grave vid (all the ones there suck), but stumbled upon this instead: B Movie Public Service Announcement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl5Fvk7WhcA). Pretty funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 20, 2006, 06:22:39 AM They missed a couple of simply fantastic 80s videos. You'll have to click them to find out what they are. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrNVeaXkfZs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBk8HzQp1Sg (Hello Schild. This is how you get page impressions for your CPM ads. Every sucker clicked those [aside: New Order video rocks]. What you want is links like this going to something on f13.net, not youtube. And for it to go viral. Fucking youtube.) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on August 20, 2006, 08:22:13 AM I love New Order. Of course, a bunch of wavers did, too. Astroworld used to have a new wave/alternative dance night that got air play. One of the DJs got the bright idea to start playing Blue Monday then switch the song as it got past the intro. Apparently the riot was impressive.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on August 20, 2006, 10:44:29 AM I hadn't realized before that "The Safety Dance" has Morris dancers in it. Awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on August 20, 2006, 01:33:10 PM http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/jackass2/internet_lg.html
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 20, 2006, 05:43:39 PM It seems that whoever collected those videos was just looking for a video by each band, but didn't necessarily look for the "best" one available. There are several instances were I was thinking "why'd they pick that video instead of this one?"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on August 20, 2006, 06:29:02 PM It seems that whoever collected those videos was just looking for a video by each band, but didn't necessarily look for the "best" one available. There are several instances were I was thinking "why'd they pick that video instead of this one?" Some are even't in the right era. Sonic Youth is basically an 80's band, but the site shows a video from the late 90's. Should have used this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mon24MQQaZ0). It's both their best and their oldest. Their Slayer video has a bald headed Kerry King. That's not the 80's. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 21, 2006, 08:23:27 PM It'll probably be old and cliched by the time you read this, but anyway ... Net Neutrality, the music video:
http://wearetheweb.org/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on August 21, 2006, 08:40:24 PM I'm sorry, but I found that completely unbearable. Shame because it's a good cause and all that.
I liked this video Fabricated linked to a while back: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtOoQFa5ug8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: squirrel on August 22, 2006, 07:01:53 PM http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b) NSFW but very funny :-D Oh my that really was funny... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 22, 2006, 07:12:53 PM I liked this video Fabricated linked to a while back: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtOoQFa5ug8 The comments are funny, too, and inline with the video if you ask me: Quote Serously man dont be a douche not all repulicans are the same its people like you that piss me off... sure as of late Republicans havent made very good decision but that doesnt mean we are idoits jackass Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 22, 2006, 07:19:04 PM http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/f6a2bb7c4b) NSFW but very funny :-D Oh my that really was funny...Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on August 23, 2006, 12:48:30 PM It was just a matter of time:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on August 23, 2006, 07:36:30 PM Oh nos!
(http://youtube.com/img/logo.gif) OK. We admit it. We're fixing stuff, but we'll be up soon. In the meantime, please enjoy a layman's explanation of our website... (http://youtube.com/img/down/how_it_works.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on August 24, 2006, 01:00:57 AM It was just a matter of time: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44 Mostly not funny, but the image of Peewee holding the handfuls of snakes with the plane interior background is classic. That's about the only way the movie could have been better. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on August 24, 2006, 10:45:09 AM One of my favourite videos from my favourite band..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciLjqjlPfu4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on August 25, 2006, 03:24:17 PM An acoustic cover of "Hey Ya'!".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ioKEDgnfs8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on August 25, 2006, 03:56:02 PM Gamer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPimn_PunHo And have a fabulous day. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on August 26, 2006, 10:59:44 AM An acoustic cover of "Hey Ya'!". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ioKEDgnfs8 That's really awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 26, 2006, 11:49:38 AM Le Art. Thanks!
Edit: Have you guys caught onto this guy yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 28, 2006, 07:01:37 AM I'm having bad 80s flashbacks. Remind me of all the kids playing guitar when my band was first starting out.
This (http://youtube.com/watch?v=b8EDpJ-aIM8) is how you play a classical piece on guitar. Not as cheezy metal :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on August 28, 2006, 09:07:57 PM http://www.glumbert.com/media/tonguetwister.html
God I love Japanese game shows. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on August 29, 2006, 06:41:38 AM http://youtube.com/watch?v=lbLLsveRnXo
:crying_panda: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on August 29, 2006, 10:19:47 AM Many years old, but it occured to me to look it up and here it is:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nrXajJTvoxo Shatner as every character in Se7en. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on August 29, 2006, 10:23:00 AM Was that Carmen Electra playing the Orion girl?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on August 29, 2006, 11:30:42 AM Maybe this is old, but this kid is amazing (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6531295791163751417&q=david+kolla&hl=en) (the second one, in orange).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on August 29, 2006, 07:22:01 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkTpUxh8Vxc
I'm pritty sure that this guy is actualy playing the theremin Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 29, 2006, 07:24:30 PM TJ Hooker Shatner is my favorite.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on August 30, 2006, 09:44:35 AM If you liked the original British version of The Office there are two Microsoft training videos out starring Ricky Gervais. They might be taken down soon, youtube has already pulled them at Microsoft's request.
Training video one. (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=9076288729387457440&q=microsoft+office) Training video two. (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=959125392868390030&q=microsoft+office) I didn't think they were particularly good, but there you go. Edit: I mean for as far as corporate training videos go they were absolutely amazing, in relation to the series they weren't as funny. Still entertaining though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 30, 2006, 07:49:07 PM I liked them. The outtakes at the end put a smile on my face too.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 30, 2006, 08:41:18 PM Burger King 911 (http://www.break.com/index/burger_king_911.html).
Audio only. I weep for humanity. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on August 30, 2006, 09:15:58 PM Do you want to juggle? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4776181634656145640&q=juggling+finale)
Enjoy! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 30, 2006, 09:37:11 PM One of my favourite videos from my favourite band.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciLjqjlPfu4 Nice. I don't even need to watch the video to know what it is. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 30, 2006, 09:42:45 PM That juggling guy ruled, thanks!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoshimaru on August 30, 2006, 10:47:08 PM Sorry if this has been posted before, but if it has it deserves a re-post.
Fear of Girls http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 31, 2006, 05:01:35 AM Valmorian, I could see an And One DS game turning out like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGQUrtwu-kM).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 31, 2006, 06:42:18 AM Hey, ma! Look at MEEEE!!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=3iacZDoXaVQ)
Had a patron (my blues bud Jim Wolf) who wanted to put some stuff on YouTube, so I ran a test with a little test piece from my camera (I think I linked to it before here). It's pretty useless! It was filmed at xmas time, I don't keep a tree in my living room, not that there's anything wrong with that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 31, 2006, 08:34:15 AM To clarifiy: Is that you playing the guitar? Or your bud? And what xmas tree? I only see a computer.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on August 31, 2006, 08:38:51 AM I see the tree quite clearly, smack dab in the middle of the frame.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 31, 2006, 08:50:06 AM Must have been my light/contrast settings. Watching it again I do see some hanging ornaments.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 31, 2006, 09:22:38 AM I got yer hanging ornaments right here! :P Yeah, that's me playing my (then newish) Gibson SG 61 reissue aka the best guitar in the world :-D Sloppy and mistakes, I'm no guitar geek. Just an off-the-cuff improv when I realized I could make video on my Canon (which was also new, got it for xmas last year).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on August 31, 2006, 10:01:22 AM Is your SG a cherry red (like mine was), or the cooler brownish/maroon? I can't tell.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on August 31, 2006, 10:06:06 AM Valmorian, I could see an And One DS game turning out like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGQUrtwu-kM). I was surprised at how many And One videos You Tube has. Up until this point, I had a hard time finding ANYTHING from them. The new album looks to be most excellent too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on September 01, 2006, 01:58:25 PM Wow (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3369728132843493071)
And here I thought "Separate Ways" was the worst music video ever made. This rivals that awful unicorn thing VDL posted last year. It is mesmerizing...I wanted to turn it off, but I had to watch it to the end to see what else would happen. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 01, 2006, 04:09:43 PM I love how one of the tags is "terrifying".
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Krakrok on September 01, 2006, 07:38:14 PM Loituma - Leva's Polka (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5380625829368596126) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 01, 2006, 11:35:50 PM Loituma - Leva's Polka (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5380625829368596126) Do not make me break out the Catalan folk dancing music. You really don't want to go there. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on September 08, 2006, 08:04:35 AM Cockroach vs Weatherman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cLgpZujDPA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 08, 2006, 08:09:04 AM Loituma - Leva's Polka (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5380625829368596126) You should have let Wolf post it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 08, 2006, 09:32:49 AM Yep, that's totally wolf. It sounds like the same song as that flash animation that became his avatar, but what do I know... it could just be the melody.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Dren on September 08, 2006, 11:11:15 AM Cockroach vs Weatherman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cLgpZujDPA) I would have reacted the same way. Only with more Fabulous and Fanfare. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on September 08, 2006, 11:40:46 AM Yep, that's totally wolf. It sounds like the same song as that flash animation that became his avatar, but what do I know... it could just be the melody. It is. It is a shame a lot of the subtle sounds are muddled by the quality of those. I can't listen to them after finding a clean mp3 version.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 13, 2006, 09:29:45 PM FlashBeer (ad)
http://www.flashbeer.com.au/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on September 14, 2006, 12:06:02 PM A few warnings:
Safe for work, insofar as there is no nudity or violence Contains The Sims 2 References Final Fantasy (negatively) Chocobo song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh2TrTtl4-w Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on September 15, 2006, 01:07:34 PM Completely safe.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7187828829579796623 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on September 16, 2006, 11:05:33 AM The Internet vs RL :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOx7Ev8rLks Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 17, 2006, 01:18:11 AM Just for Haemish...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fidRpMYK_Q Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on September 17, 2006, 02:21:52 AM The Internet vs RL :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOx7Ev8rLks Quote So just remember, the internet can be a very scary place if you're not prepared. {How do you recommend they prepare?} I don't know... Try going to your local middle school chess club, hand out crystal meth and guns.That might be good practice. Classic. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on September 17, 2006, 05:38:29 AM Loituma - Leva's Polka (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5380625829368596126) Blurgh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLZZmjZMjgk) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 17, 2006, 08:32:40 AM giving up the nuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZDILuqCMlc&NR)
It's kinda funny, only becuase it reminds me of someone I know. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on September 17, 2006, 12:01:08 PM giving up the nuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZDILuqCMlc&NR) See Ookii, we tried to warn you.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on September 17, 2006, 02:42:27 PM Yea LisaNova! I watched that back when she posted it. I got a laugh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 18, 2006, 08:12:08 AM Just for Haemish... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fidRpMYK_Q Le awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 20, 2006, 08:32:12 AM Good morning, papa (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=789239129&n=2).
The black-haired "singer" appears to have an ongoing wardrobe malfunction. Or as the guildmate that posted it said "that's not a mole that pops out." Definitely NSFW, obviously. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 20, 2006, 08:41:12 AM That's not a useless video. I can think of many uses for it.
Ok, just one. :-D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on September 20, 2006, 08:42:56 AM http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7939447080926152362
Gotta love wierd al Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 20, 2006, 08:44:10 AM Good god, what glorious twaddle that Good morning papa video was! Love it!
Seriously, if a shadow of a nipple showing makes this NSFW, but not all but dry humping in what appears to be cellophane skirts, I think we're not only too puritan in this country, but our entire sense of what is actually erotic is fucked up too. My guess is that whatever country that was aired in, it didn't cause a ripple. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 20, 2006, 08:53:15 AM I just said it was NSFW, I didn't say what made it so. But yeah, all the dry humping isn't the best either. The other blonde "singer" really seems to like her mic stand.. a lot. There was more than just a shadow of a nipple early on - she'd completely popped out. Actually, it made the videop interesting in a weird way, just trying to watch for anything else to pop out.
American ideas about sexuality and morality are completely fucked up, I thought that common knowledge. When women are practically treated as criminals for breast feeding in public (decency laws and all that), then you know this country has gone around the bend. The guildmate that posted it said they were Russian, but I wouldn't know either way. The song it self wasn't too bad though. You men did hear the song, didn't you? :-P Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on September 20, 2006, 09:17:32 AM Feminine toplessness is legal in NY wherever it's legal for men to also go topless. Just to reiterate something I always mention when it comes up. I try to do my part.
Of course, douchebag fratfuck grabfests like Woodstock 99 aren't helping matters. If a lady shares her girls, keep your hands to yourself and enjoy the view...unless she invites you :) And just shoot anyone carrying a 'show me your tits' sign. It's really for the best. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 20, 2006, 09:42:43 AM Sorry Rhyssa, my comment about US prudishness wasn't directed at you. You wisely put the NSFW label on it, since indeed, within this country it definitely is NSFW. In most other countries where human sexuality is actually viewed as a ramification of, like, you know, being alive, it probably wouldn't be considered NSFW. The song was catchier than most radio drivel here, yes, but I think I'm glad I don't understand Russian.
Sky, you know, its funny; I've been to a lot of Mediterranean beaches with tons and tons of topless women. At first there's the usual juvenile reaction, but after a while, you start to realise that breasts for the most part, are pretty unremarkable, unless they're attached to someone you actually dig for other reasons. Then teh boobeh is awesome. But for those fratboys? They need to go to this training school (http://www.cualquiera.com.ar/videolinks/proezas-peneanas.html) NSFW :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on September 20, 2006, 04:16:20 PM In Mein Auto Springen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdNCLyirE).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on September 20, 2006, 05:42:03 PM http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7939447080926152362 Gotta love wierd al Yes you do. New album out Tuesday. Who the hell was that guy dancing in the scenes where Al's in the black hoodie? It's too grainy for me to see if it's anyone I should recognize or just a nameless person. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on September 20, 2006, 08:05:57 PM http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7939447080926152362 Gotta love wierd al Yes you do. New album out Tuesday. Who the hell was that guy dancing in the scenes where Al's in the black hoodie? It's too grainy for me to see if it's anyone I should recognize or just a nameless person. You mean Donny Osmand? Pretty sure it's him, if that's the part you're talking about. Noticed Seth Green in there as well, and a brief tribute to Star Wars Kid. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on September 21, 2006, 07:57:03 AM If it's the Weird Al video I'm thinking of, my favortite part was with the Star Wars Holiday Special... since that's why I was forwarded the video originally.
I don't consider Weird Al videos to be useless, but maybe that's just me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Krakrok on September 21, 2006, 06:35:13 PM Why can't you do that? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmkzyN3q20w) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 21, 2006, 09:21:18 PM I can, I just choose not to.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 22, 2006, 10:25:06 AM Top Secret Drum Corps (http://www.drummerworld.com/wishlistdrummers/Top_Secret_Drum_Corps.html).
This is actually really cool looking. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 22, 2006, 11:04:53 AM Band Geeks - To The EXTREME!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on September 22, 2006, 04:53:25 PM http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7939447080926152362 Gotta love wierd al Yes you do. New album out Tuesday. Who the hell was that guy dancing in the scenes where Al's in the black hoodie? It's too grainy for me to see if it's anyone I should recognize or just a nameless person. You mean Donny Osmand? Pretty sure it's him, if that's the part you're talking about. Noticed Seth Green in there as well, and a brief tribute to Star Wars Kid. Yes, it's him. I can't get that link to work today, but this one does: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw Pause on the trivia questions, and also on the MySpace 8 for more fun - also check out which wikipedia page he's editing. Or just go here to read all about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_%26_Nerdy Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 25, 2006, 08:31:02 PM http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5825493270005637835&q=farador (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5825493270005637835&q=farador)
NSFW...Pretty funny D&D adventure. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on September 26, 2006, 07:13:45 AM Student film fun
http://www.magicdonnie.com/themuppetmatrix.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on September 27, 2006, 02:07:21 AM http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5825493270005637835&q=farador (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5825493270005637835&q=farador) NSFW...Pretty funny D&D adventure. Heh, boba fett. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on September 29, 2006, 12:24:05 AM Training:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSqXKp-00hM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on September 29, 2006, 11:38:52 AM Swedish music video about catassing. (http://basshunter.m0o.eu/dota/index_en.php)
It's actually kinda catchy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 29, 2006, 11:49:01 AM I love DotA, I play it at least once a week. Not strictly catassing, becuase a game can take 30m-1.5hrs. It's quite addicting, though.
For those uninitiated, it's Defense of the Ancients, a wc3 custom map that's taken off and even has it's own league. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoshimaru on September 29, 2006, 05:39:29 PM Swedish music video about catassing. (http://basshunter.m0o.eu/dota/index_en.php) It's actually kinda catchy. Here's another song about IRC from the same guy. http://basshunter.m0o.eu/anna/index_en.php Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on September 29, 2006, 07:21:45 PM That Swedish video is a shining example of why Synthpop rocks. You can hate that shit and still bop your head. I need to look into that f13.radio thing again with the extra RAM we put in the other week it should be possible.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 29, 2006, 09:08:10 PM That Swedish video is a shining example of why Synthpop rocks. You can hate that shit and still bop your head. I need to look into that f13.radio thing again with the extra RAM we put in the other week it should be possible. I hope you like cease and desist letters.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on September 29, 2006, 09:09:58 PM Yea. The internet is a dark and dangerous place.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 30, 2006, 10:22:59 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbOj05tcgLo&eurl=
This is not a hoax. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on September 30, 2006, 02:30:22 PM Nice to see that God embraces the new technology to reach the masses.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 30, 2006, 03:26:57 PM Yea. The internet is a dark and dangerous place. "Yeah, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death..." Should have used that to intro the video I linked above. It would have been perfect. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on October 01, 2006, 03:03:11 PM Ebay song. I love ebay. Most outragoues thing I sold on ebay was a castle in UO for $2000 :heart:
http://www.imagestorepro.com/ebay_song.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WindupAtheist on October 01, 2006, 04:15:46 PM "Wait, did your testicles just drop within the last five seconds? What the heck happened to your voice?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w71V2E3VC5s&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on October 02, 2006, 02:57:59 PM Kurt Cobain is spinning in his grave (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3660328440307520581&hl=en).
Good God. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on October 02, 2006, 05:30:44 PM That Swedish video is a shining example of why Synthpop rocks. You can hate that shit and still bop your head. I need to look into that f13.radio thing again with the extra RAM we put in the other week it should be possible. I hope you like cease and desist letters.That might not be an issue if we confine ourselves to indie/foreign stuff that the RIAA doesn't have any interest in. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 02, 2006, 06:44:34 PM Uhm, I think Trippy meant he'd be sending the Sease and Desist letters.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 02, 2006, 07:20:44 PM Kurt Cobain is spinning in his grave (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3660328440307520581&hl=en). Good God. That was so awful I couldn't even listen past the first line of the song. Spinning indeed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on October 02, 2006, 08:01:46 PM Behold, Little Superstar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&eurl=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on October 03, 2006, 08:23:20 AM Kurt Cobain is spinning in his grave (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3660328440307520581&hl=en). Good God. That was so awful I couldn't even listen past the first line of the song. Spinning indeed. This is why my band started out writing our own songs, so you didn't have a professional version to compare it to :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 03, 2006, 09:38:10 AM Kurt Cobain is spinning in his grave (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3660328440307520581&hl=en). Good God. I'd like to think it was so bad because the band looked like 13. But I really think it was because they suck so incredibly bad they could fuck up a song that uses fewer notes than a Emergency Broadcast System test pattern. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on October 03, 2006, 09:50:58 AM There are a million drummers, singers, and guitarists, but there are very few musicians. Look at what Michael Jackson was doing at age 11.
I do have to give the kids credit for having the guts to get up there and let it fly. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 03, 2006, 10:22:44 AM Unnessary Censorship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6w4SzIUN0&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 03, 2006, 10:29:40 AM That's the funniest thing I've ever seen Jimmy Kimmel do.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on October 03, 2006, 10:55:02 AM Unnessary Censorship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6w4SzIUN0&mode=related&search=) CLASSIC. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on October 05, 2006, 02:42:40 PM Make Love/Not Warcraft : Anyone see this last night?
http://www.southparkzone.com/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoshimaru on October 05, 2006, 03:53:59 PM Make Love/Not Warcraft : Anyone see this last night? http://www.southparkzone.com/ http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=8317.0;topicseen Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on October 05, 2006, 06:29:30 PM Stick a Ribbon... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KmsOIjzQ1V8)
Hick Hop is amusing, too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on October 06, 2006, 07:18:46 AM Make Love/Not Warcraft : Anyone see this last night? http://www.southparkzone.com/ It's on the Tivo. I'll counter with another game movie: http://video.google.de/videoplay?docid=6458000638798026851 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WindupAtheist on October 07, 2006, 02:48:37 AM LINK HAS VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK ADSQuick, get this guy to write some articles about how much House of the Dead sucked! (http://www.heaven666.org/messing-with-the-wrong-guy-2531.php)LINK HAS VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK ADS
As I understand it, these two guys have a website where they post video of themselves smacking people unexpectedly in public. Which seems like a pretty stupid idea for a website, and a really good way to get the shit beaten out of you. If the guy doing the asskicking really is a professional, then he's no one signifigant enough for his pwning two guys on camera to have gotten any notice within the usual channels. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 07, 2006, 03:53:35 PM BBC interview with Japan's "Hard Gay" (mentioned in this thread a few pages back): here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2qErQbPf9s&eurl=).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 08, 2006, 01:42:53 PM Dancing around the world (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4) - Very interesting video. Some nice shots too.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on October 08, 2006, 06:08:43 PM Double++ Cool.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on October 09, 2006, 11:52:47 AM Dancing around the world (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4) - Very interesting video. Some nice shots too. That was great! I really need to travel more. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on October 09, 2006, 02:35:16 PM Useless news about useless videos. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061009/bs_nm/media_youtube_google_dc_13)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tazelbain on October 09, 2006, 02:42:45 PM GooTube?
Tooble? Yougle? GooYouGleTube? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on October 09, 2006, 11:03:36 PM Quote In the last two trading days, Google has added nearly $4 billion in market capitalization -- or more than twice what the company has agreed to pay YouTube. lolz youtube Call me when they buy PornoTube. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on October 09, 2006, 11:31:52 PM Boobies (http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3414). Sorta safe for work. They're all clothed, at least. And I don't mean "clothed" as in "just a bikini".
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on October 10, 2006, 07:17:01 AM Isn't that the whole point of TPIR? I had a babysitter in the 70s who always watched that show. Also, Gene Rayburn and Richard Dawson were total pervs.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 10, 2006, 09:05:11 AM Boobies (http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3414). Sorta safe for work. They're all clothed, at least. And I don't mean "clothed" as in "just a bikini". That's odd. This site wants me to install an Active-X plugin from "Microsoft Corporation" yet my OS (Win XP) doesn't recognise the manufacturer. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on October 10, 2006, 09:38:24 AM I don't endorse any ActiveX plugins the site might be trying to install. I just endorse the breasts.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on October 12, 2006, 05:45:27 PM These got a big chuckle with the poli-sci TAs (but we are deranged).
Hezbollah American Style Campaign Ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwIK4U9a8lQ) Al Qaeda's Response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH1jF4OL1vc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on October 12, 2006, 09:49:59 PM My old History dept would probably find it amusing as well. The History and Poli Sci depts are neighbors in my school anyway.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 12, 2006, 11:48:52 PM Ahh, weddings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o13-2o_EnQA&eurl=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 13, 2006, 09:12:42 AM These got a big chuckle with the poli-sci TAs (but we are deranged). Hezbollah American Style Campaign Ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwIK4U9a8lQ) Al Qaeda's Response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH1jF4OL1vc) Holy shit, those were funny in all the wrong ways. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on October 13, 2006, 02:47:25 PM These sports bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TdJjx04H0M) sure do bring back memories.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on October 13, 2006, 02:56:59 PM California Games was hard.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on October 13, 2006, 07:10:31 PM My favorite part is when they switch from the Benny Hill music to Bittersweet Symphony. Classic!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 14, 2006, 01:53:26 PM Cute kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TviTCFAGr6w)! But turn down your speakers a bit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on October 14, 2006, 01:56:29 PM In 5 years, those kids are going to kick ass.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on October 16, 2006, 01:58:37 AM These sports bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TdJjx04H0M) sure do bring back memories. Indeed. Great video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on October 16, 2006, 07:38:53 AM Cute kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TviTCFAGr6w)! But turn down your speakers a bit. They've got definite potential. Sounds like us when we were kids :) Vocals were better because we started a bit later, though....But drop-d tuning is evil. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 17, 2006, 04:41:21 PM No posting, but just wondering if anyone else has noticed an extreme drop in download speed specifically from YouTube in the last few weeks?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on October 17, 2006, 07:18:16 PM The wires are clogged with money.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on October 18, 2006, 07:48:11 AM Works fine for me.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on October 18, 2006, 07:50:02 AM And me. Tho f13 is slow. Probably due to the Heavy Hitters.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 18, 2006, 08:16:58 AM Holla!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 18, 2006, 09:22:40 AM Hmm, that's really odd. Google's flash videos load just fine. As do any other site. I was streaming real media from Argentina last night without a problem. But YouTube is utterly slow.
Anyone heard if specific ISPs or DSL providers (qwest, in my case) have started to use that new legislation to justify throttling down bandwidth for specific sites? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on October 18, 2006, 03:52:24 PM Less than three. Click watch this movie. (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/344532) I apologize in advance.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on October 18, 2006, 04:03:44 PM A whole new word... of pain. (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html)
Funny, there's a youtube version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M78dpKtr0w) where Jordan magically learns to sing. Still bad in that it's two trashy individuals singing a Disney tune. Couple claims the first one is a hoax. :roll: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on October 18, 2006, 09:35:18 PM Less than three. Click watch this movie. (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/344532) I apologize in advance. A whole new word... of pain. (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html) Funny, there's a youtube version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M78dpKtr0w) where Jordan magically learns to sing. Still bad in that it's two trashy individuals singing a Disney tune. Couple claims the first one is a hoax. :roll: You just punched me in the throat, auditorily. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on October 18, 2006, 10:52:00 PM Thanks for the herpes, you jerk.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on October 19, 2006, 09:47:41 AM I debated on posting this here or in the SWG NGE 2 Thread :
http://www.jsbox.net/260 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 20, 2006, 12:12:09 AM Funny, there's a youtube version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M78dpKtr0w) where Jordan magically learns to sing. Still bad in that it's two trashy individuals singing a Disney tune. Couple claims the first one is a hoax. :roll: Most singers move their head up to hit higher notes, I assume to stretch vocally. Oddly enough she looks down and bends, which I'd assume would kill your ability to produce a sound like she does in the video.By the way, fuck you. I got 2 minutes into the shitty version and then I coughed up blood. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 20, 2006, 09:52:47 AM Less than three. Click watch this movie. (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/344532) I apologize in advance. Die in a tentacle fire. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on October 20, 2006, 12:28:58 PM Less than three. Click watch this movie. (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/344532) I apologize in advance. Cuteness! :-DA whole new word... of pain. (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html) It must be bad... it crashed my browser.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ClydeJr on October 21, 2006, 11:37:08 PM Savior's Blues played on the hubjo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-CCMnBpQoU&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 22, 2006, 07:16:44 AM Oh cool that made it to Youtube. I was gonna link it when it was on his site, but it's patently NSFW.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 22, 2006, 07:17:34 PM The magic of makeup (http://www.jokeroo.com/extremevideos/magic_of_makeup.html).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on October 22, 2006, 07:21:59 PM lol, photoshop
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 22, 2006, 10:23:20 PM Oh cool that made it to Youtube. I was gonna link it when it was on his site, but it's patently NSFW. Did you mean the Hubjo dude? GhastlyH? I didn't see a website for him anywhere on the YouTube site :/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoshimaru on October 23, 2006, 03:39:35 AM Oh cool that made it to Youtube. I was gonna link it when it was on his site, but it's patently NSFW. Did you mean the Hubjo dude? GhastlyH? I didn't see a website for him anywhere on the YouTube site :/ Google is your friend. (http://www.google.com/search?q=Ghastly&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 23, 2006, 04:20:10 AM Oh cool that made it to Youtube. I was gonna link it when it was on his site, but it's patently NSFW. Did you mean the Hubjo dude? GhastlyH? I didn't see a website for him anywhere on the YouTube site :/ Google is your friend. (http://www.google.com/search?q=Ghastly&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official) Yep, GhastlyH, Mr. Tentacle Comic. Drunk & Bitter Jesus is a great character. He's got a Live Journal (http://ghastlycomic.livejournal.com/) that gets updated, unlike the comic. Medical problems & job commitments mean he's not doing the comic for a while, if ever again. (I suspect that, Like Hard/Clay of "The Thin H Line"/"Sexy Losers" he simply lost interest in doing a perv. comic.) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 23, 2006, 09:14:19 AM Oh cool that made it to Youtube. I was gonna link it when it was on his site, but it's patently NSFW. Did you mean the Hubjo dude? GhastlyH? I didn't see a website for him anywhere on the YouTube site :/ Google is your friend. (http://www.google.com/search?q=Ghastly&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official) I did teh google, and you will have to forgive me for assuming that a site about tentacle rape was not going to be the website of a creative banjo player. I know, silly me! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on October 23, 2006, 02:37:57 PM He mentions that he writes a comic strip about "tentacle monsters and the women who love them" at the beginning of the video.
:nintendo: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 23, 2006, 02:52:05 PM "Nothin' says Lovin' like a tentacle in the oven."
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 23, 2006, 08:51:58 PM "Nothin' says Lovin' like a tentacle in the oven." Make T-Shirts. I smell money.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 24, 2006, 04:25:46 AM "Nothin' says Lovin' like a tentacle in the oven." Make T-Shirts. I smell money.He used to have T-Shirts with that slogan. All I can find now are "Tentacoo Wape" shirts. Hrm. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on October 24, 2006, 08:25:26 AM I saw a big black truck the other day. Its license plate read "CTHULHU". I took a picture with my cellphone.
I also walked past a dentist's office, and the dentist's name was Mark Arooni. I thought it was the most unfortunate last name ever. For his whole life he has to be Markarooni. And no first name fixes that. You can be Danarooni, Stevearooni, Bobarooni, you're just screwed. I think the best option is to make his first name "Dooney", because when you do the last name first thing he can be "Aroonidooney." OR they should have made Arooni his middle name and Dooney his last name, then he'd be Markaroonidooney. I took a picture of the plaque with his name on it as well. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on October 24, 2006, 09:46:12 AM cthulhupixplz
There's a local doctor named Poonani. I was waiting in the hospital for my mother, there was a biker guy sitting next to me. We were both in tears laughing when they kept paging Dr. Poonani. At first I had it under control, but then I saw him trying not to laugh. The older folks there were giving us funny looks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on October 24, 2006, 03:43:58 PM King In The Box (http://www.ariescope.com/kinginthebox/watch.html) short film.
Burger King is gay. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on October 24, 2006, 04:10:26 PM Hm. My post was really supposed to be in useless conversation, or I wouldn't have gone into that whole dentist thing.
By request: (http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5561/cthulhuuh1.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Luxor on October 25, 2006, 09:00:05 AM Pelican eats pigeon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quLxN3DSqcc http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6083468.stm Thats one way to get rid of the flying rats Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on October 25, 2006, 09:27:58 AM Heh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on October 30, 2006, 07:58:47 PM Have an hour and a half to kill?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501&hl=en (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501&hl=en) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on October 31, 2006, 08:23:27 AM Lasted about 50 minutes and then started falling asleep.
And what's with the 14-year-old narrator? Good effort though for the most part. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on October 31, 2006, 04:05:11 PM (http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/keyboard.jpg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on October 31, 2006, 10:04:16 PM I've been in love with this song for quite some time now, and here's a way for me to effortlessly share it with you all... for some reason with Invader Zim clips accompanying it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OozsThNi6Tc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 02, 2006, 08:06:01 AM That song was awesome! Thanks for the linkage. You can also find it with FFVII footage as well, which I enjoyed. And that lead me into a viewing spree of other FF AMVs, and finding these clips:
If I could fly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZpqGvzqvaI), music by Helloween. A Distant Soul's Requiem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpKoDJAGiYA&mode=related&search=), music = E.S. Posthumus's Ebla. I think it's time to get me some new (to me) music. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 02, 2006, 08:37:50 AM http://www.autoblog.com/2006/10/30/video-european-drivers-vs-concrete-pillar
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 02, 2006, 09:13:09 AM Yeah, we need those in the US.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 02, 2006, 10:59:28 AM This may get routed to politics.... but it's really more useless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QdzzZCgFbU&eurl= Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 02, 2006, 11:04:19 AM lolz
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 02, 2006, 11:06:40 AM what... the hell? Those whacky Japanese.
Remember folks, Nike paid for this: http://tvinjapan.com/blog/2006/09/30/the-nike-akiba-project-the-best-spec-commercial-ever/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 02, 2006, 11:10:59 AM W T F indeed.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 03, 2006, 07:42:34 AM How to prank a telemarketer (http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/).
That was beautiful. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 03, 2006, 08:02:28 PM If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car. (http://collegehumor.com/video:1721904)
This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on November 04, 2006, 08:09:54 AM Scooter gets a haircut:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTLyUgECDs Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on November 04, 2006, 11:31:44 AM If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car. (http://collegehumor.com/video:1721904) This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous. Uh, why the kid? Why not the idiot father who let his 14 year old son hop in his brand new $50,000 STICK mustang? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on November 04, 2006, 02:10:48 PM If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car. (http://collegehumor.com/video:1721904) This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous. Uh, why the kid? Why not the idiot father who let his 14 year old son hop in his brand new $50,000 STICK mustang? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 04, 2006, 04:55:28 PM Because, NiX...the kid did it. Yeah, the father is VERY dumb for letting the kid in like that, but the kid did something VERY stupid to cause that. Usually, the car should have just hopped forward and stalled...the kid hit the gas. I don't care if you're 14, you should know better.
14 is almost driving age in places, yes? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on November 05, 2006, 12:26:45 AM Your first time in a car, your reflexes aren't properly developed yet. When you panic you're just as likely to mash on the gas as you are the brake. You don't have time to puzzle out which is which. I suspect that was the kid's first time with a stick.
The first time someone gets behind the wheel of a manual transmission car, especially if it's YOUR car, you damn well better be sitting in the passenger seat with your hand on the emergency brake. I blame the dad completely. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on November 05, 2006, 12:36:45 AM Hahaha
Since when do stock Mustangs cost $50k though? GT's are less than $40k, I think. [edit] Oops. It's a GT 500, I think. [edit] Besides all that, the Dad probably wasn't going to drive it anyways. That kind of shit makes me cringe more than what his stupid son did. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on November 05, 2006, 11:47:47 AM Ace of Spades (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rnIuow93vo) with Ken dolls.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on November 05, 2006, 08:00:28 PM MC Chris or whatever the fuck the guy is who did the voice of MC P-Pants in Aqua Teen Hunger Force rips on Kingdom Hearts 2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8G8delDlk&eurl= There's a full on video of him doing his standup act thing where this comes from but it's boring to watch. This is better even with the retarded MSN noises going on in the background because the idiot who edited this had to chat while recording the sound. edit: Also, I will be very very sad if the first reaction posted to this is the one I think it's gonna be. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 05, 2006, 09:49:34 PM Scottish netiquette lessons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVOFmu2ZIqI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on November 06, 2006, 09:42:45 AM If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car. (http://collegehumor.com/video:1721904) This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous. I don't think I could beat a kid enough to punish him for that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on November 06, 2006, 11:32:28 AM lol, nerf aimed shot (http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=158471)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on November 06, 2006, 02:27:08 PM Fancy high tech bows are for wusses.
That said, DAMN. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on November 07, 2006, 06:36:19 AM E Honda just pwned costner.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on November 07, 2006, 08:23:54 AM LOL! I hate country music but this is AWESOME!
Faith Hill WTFPWNED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyZRiEJnIag) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 07, 2006, 08:27:25 AM Oh Snap!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 07, 2006, 09:01:15 AM Damn. Talk about getting caught with your drawers down.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on November 07, 2006, 10:29:13 AM This is a cool thing I ran across showing flight patterns in the United States (http://users.design.ucla.edu/~akoblin/work/faa/Documentationl2.html).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 07, 2006, 11:35:45 AM I do love me some movie recuts (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1722814)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 07, 2006, 12:13:06 PM Where are they taking them? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4u4ofPB0Xk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on November 07, 2006, 07:43:40 PM I do love me some movie recuts (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1722814) Hahaha. That was damn good. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 07, 2006, 09:44:39 PM This is a cool thing I ran across showing flight patterns in the United States (http://users.design.ucla.edu/~akoblin/work/faa/Documentationl2.html). That was tres cool. Notice that noone ever, ever goes to Montana. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on November 08, 2006, 07:55:50 PM It did make me want to look at those 2 dark spots over New Mexico....
And...This dog is smarter then me....http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5249518974978628334 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5249518974978628334) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 10, 2006, 02:37:40 AM lol, nerf aimed shot (http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=158471) Fucking hell. What's that guy's name ? Buntaro ?? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on November 10, 2006, 10:51:50 AM And...This dog is smarter then me.... That is one smart dog.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on November 11, 2006, 08:49:37 PM This is a cool thing I ran across showing flight patterns in the United States (http://users.design.ucla.edu/~akoblin/work/faa/Documentationl2.html). That's very cool, I wonder how they did that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 11, 2006, 09:44:15 PM Some of the most worthwhile stuff to come out of Second Life. (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4229)
They have some more coverage elsewhere as well. Just reminds me how much I NEVER want to play anything like SL. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on November 12, 2006, 05:59:27 PM For those of you still on the fence on Wii's and PS3's:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9056068192424546470 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 13, 2006, 06:33:44 AM For those of you still on the fence on Wii's and PS3's: I want the PS3. And maybe punch the Wii in the uterus. You can't fix stupid ;)http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9056068192424546470 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 13, 2006, 09:28:05 AM $600 for a console ain't what I'd call smart.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 13, 2006, 11:24:44 AM I was talking about the women.
The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game). Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Morfiend on November 13, 2006, 11:27:28 AM I was talking about the women. The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game). Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart. I hope that was a Typo. 360 is totally worth the price tag. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 13, 2006, 02:00:46 PM For maybe three games (I don't like NHL)? That cost me $60 extra?
No thanks, bubba. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on November 13, 2006, 02:06:16 PM I was talking about the women. The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game). Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart. I hope that was a Typo. 360 is totally worth the price tag. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Krakrok on November 14, 2006, 02:53:21 PM BOOM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8L39UwOS-Y)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 14, 2006, 07:35:53 PM What a tool.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 14, 2006, 09:04:38 PM I was talking about the women. The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game). Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart. I hope that was a Typo. 360 is totally worth the price tag. And my first one is still frawress. I trust the machine so much, I'm trading it in for another one before my extended warranty comes out. Which is to say - I am not worried about the next one. Every console I own from here on out - working or not - will be replaced once a year for half a benny. More than worth it for the amount of dust and shit that can eventually ruin something. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 14, 2006, 09:20:22 PM What do you do about all that saved data?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 15, 2006, 01:40:10 AM Hard drives and memory cards, duder.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 15, 2006, 08:42:05 AM Oh, they still do those for the 360?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on November 15, 2006, 09:49:19 AM hehe, now THAT would be an extreme sport i would watch.
http://videos.timekiller.com/index~show~media~video~Qashqai.htm WARNING: some adds on the page are probably NSFW. Edit to Add: http://www.courttv.com/onair/shows/red/red_player.html?id=331&link=RED Stealing Booze while Drunk = not a good idea. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on November 17, 2006, 09:52:38 PM http://www.themilwaukeechannel.com/video/10339676/index.html
:roflcopter: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 18, 2006, 12:34:59 AM What a fucking moron. Just get it Q1 07.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 19, 2006, 08:36:21 PM Dice stacking (http://www.devilducky.com/media/53816/).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 20, 2006, 12:37:04 AM That's fairly sick.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 20, 2006, 09:41:33 AM 128!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxXmPFxf2Jg&NR)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 20, 2006, 09:49:21 AM Hah, those shopping channel people are such fucking tools. I love how he was closing off error messages from crashing programs while saying he couldn't crash the system.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 20, 2006, 10:02:22 AM NS4W -- Dildos, duh. It's a news report, but CLEARLY needs to be viewed at home.
The Dildo Diaries -- A report of stupid texas legislation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYXUUsDGxkU&NR) "I'm interested in buying a strapon dildo." "We actually don't sell dildos in texas, that is illegal. We have these educational models, which are more representational -- penis shaped -- and if you're looking for something that vibrates, we have personal massagers up in front." "We can sell things that look like penises, as long as they don't vibrate. And we can sell things that vibrate, as long as they don't look like penises." "No, that's just a butt plug. It goes in your butt. Anus is not defined as a sexual organ as far as texas law is concerned, so you can put anything you want in there." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 20, 2006, 10:13:28 AM Instant Karma (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tB7XCFE-ds)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 20, 2006, 11:32:29 AM Ah, that karma vid is like those idiots that like to sucker punch people and get beat up by the boxer guy. I love that shit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on November 20, 2006, 11:59:16 AM Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948&eurl=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on November 20, 2006, 12:02:24 PM Haha
Caruso sucks. I'm saddened by how much the Who have been raped in the past 10 years. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 20, 2006, 01:43:31 PM That was truly terrible television. I'm glad I've never gotten into the CSI thing, especially Miami. That's Shatnerian levels of mugging cheese.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 20, 2006, 01:48:36 PM 128!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxXmPFxf2Jg&NR) "Watch the butterfly land on the monkey."I don't know why, but I couldn't stop laughing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on November 20, 2006, 02:01:38 PM "Watch the butterfly land on the monkey." "This.....Is what this Dell is all about." Is this the same guy? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2EQWCpnIR8&mode=related&search=) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 21, 2006, 10:12:23 AM Yep.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 21, 2006, 11:02:17 AM Idiot was using the flat of the blade...not that it should make a huge difference with a shit replica blade.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 21, 2006, 10:42:39 PM Surfer riding a "fairly large" wave. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlR9yVwybmA). It doesn't seem that big at first... and then the wave starts to crest.
If that's not amazing enough, how about some ski gliding? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut1kGmOhzWQ) (longer video here (http://www.acro-base.com/fr/imgs/galerie/video/videos/eiger06/eiger06.mov)) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 22, 2006, 12:12:25 AM That ski gliding stuff looks awesome. If I had parachuting experience, that's something I would give a shot....well, up until he goes off the side of the mountain.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 22, 2006, 01:38:38 AM That was truly terrible television. I'm glad I've never gotten into the CSI thing, especially Miami. That's Shatnerian levels of mugging cheese. In fairness, the Original CSI was good. The spinoffs, of course, are absolute and total suck endlessly churned out in an attempt to cash in. And Miami is the worst fucking program on the planet - mostly due to Caruso. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on November 22, 2006, 01:51:02 AM That was truly terrible television. I'm glad I've never gotten into the CSI thing, especially Miami. That's Shatnerian levels of mugging cheese. In fairness, the Original CSI was good. The spinoffs, of course, are absolute and total suck endlessly churned out in an attempt to cash in. And Miami is the worst fucking program on the planet - mostly due to Caruso.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 22, 2006, 02:15:02 AM My views on Bones are on record. Can't stop the wife watching it tho.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on November 22, 2006, 10:00:05 AM Quote Surfer riding a "fairly large" wave.. It doesn't seem that big at first... and then the wave starts to crest. Holy crap! That was crazy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 22, 2006, 11:26:28 AM He didn't shoot the tunnel. Newbler.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: kaid on November 22, 2006, 01:11:13 PM I think on that wave it would have been more of a matter of the tube shooting him. And or squishing him like a grape yikes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on November 23, 2006, 05:48:00 AM You aren't really supposed to surf skyscrapers.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Scadente on November 23, 2006, 08:17:20 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4) Dunno if its old, fun nonetheless :D
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 23, 2006, 08:42:05 AM That's Damien Day, isn't it ?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on November 23, 2006, 09:58:20 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4) Dunno if its old, fun nonetheless :D Is that an actual reporter or is that a skit on a fake news show?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 23, 2006, 10:14:09 AM being that there's laughing, I do suspect... it may be a skit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 23, 2006, 05:00:41 PM Interactive touch screen interface (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=884017118027634444&q=jeff&pr=goog-sl) a la Minority Report.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on November 23, 2006, 05:14:59 PM Interactive touch screen interface (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=884017118027634444&q=jeff&pr=goog-sl) a la Minority Report. Yah I saw that a year or so ago - looks pretty awesome, but I haven't seen anything like in the consumer space yet. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 23, 2006, 07:36:47 PM Give it 10 years.
I'd also like to see some more advances in consumer speech recognition; moving away from typing would be Nice. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 27, 2006, 08:47:23 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-Sg2yWrF4) Dunno if its old, fun nonetheless :D Is that an actual reporter or is that a skit on a fake news show?As indicated, that's from 'Drop the Dead Donkey' which was a sitcom over here. I think. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 27, 2006, 09:18:32 AM http://youtube.com/watch?v=5S3WfNDD59Y
Reminds me that I missed the Leonids this year :( Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 27, 2006, 11:36:30 AM Was the town destroyed by giant radiocative ants from outer space in the second missing part of that video?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 27, 2006, 12:03:47 PM I dunno, but dibs on Lana Lang.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 27, 2006, 07:29:06 PM Notice that the Turks learned their lesson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChBKqcRpmDs&eurl=).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 27, 2006, 07:40:24 PM kekeke
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 29, 2006, 08:10:03 AM The Accident Tunnel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEkvgrUHtNI)
Quote This tunnel in Russia is the longest in-city tunnel of Europe. There is a river running over it, and water leaks at some points. When the temperature reaches -38 degrees, like it did this winter, the road freezes and the result is the attached video taken during a single day with the tunnel camera. Congratulations to the dual bus driver... This is better than turn 4 at Daytona! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 29, 2006, 08:11:24 AM An oldie but a goodie.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 29, 2006, 08:33:45 AM Not much you can do on ice if you lose it, but the dual bus driver shows how it is possible to regain control after the ice patch. So many people have shitty winter driving skills, despite living their entire lives in wintery areas. My current truck is garbage and I only use it to commute a few blocks to work in the winter, but with every other vehicle I've had, I spend a few hours each year in empty parking lots practicing my winter skills. Throw yourself out of control and work on regaining it, do suicide turns, etc. Fun stuff, too, and it's saved my life many times over.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 29, 2006, 08:50:53 AM The key is NOT braking. With my current car, especially with the condition that the suspension is in currently (read: shitty), it's beyond easy to slip in the wet....but it's easy to regain traction by just letting up off of the gas, and NOT braking.
Also, empty parking lots can be fun. :evil: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on November 29, 2006, 12:48:04 PM It's Audio only and probably belongs in Politics (hahaha), but anyways...
Barack Obama must be STOPPED! (http://wbal.com/stories/articlefiles/49730-Barack%20Obama%20CURB.mp3) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on November 29, 2006, 12:49:14 PM Kinda funny, but still...
:mob: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 29, 2006, 01:25:06 PM That is both incredibly hilarious and incredibly sad, all at the same time.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on December 01, 2006, 07:59:51 AM I don't think I saw this linked here after a scan of the last three pages. Colbert has a Wii.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Owd5lqWXY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on December 03, 2006, 12:30:14 AM He doesn't have these stylin moves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wczw4PlKuE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 03, 2006, 07:16:18 AM Ben Folds - Bitches ain't shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_N3CK-6CHk)... the Dr. Dre song.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 03, 2006, 04:44:40 PM I like this YouTube star more and more. Though I suppose this video could bore some people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3oLKU5x6ic Some light relief: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuzxHczowe4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 04, 2006, 12:01:45 AM I guess I just don't understand why this person is a star. I liked the music on the first one.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on December 04, 2006, 12:07:33 AM "Useless Videos" doesn't mean what you think it means, Tale.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 04, 2006, 07:18:15 AM Ben Folds - Bitches ain't shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_N3CK-6CHk)... the Dr. Dre song. My feminist boss is very upset he covered that song :)I'm working on a blues version of 99 Problems. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on December 05, 2006, 11:10:46 AM Does this count as useless?
Will Wright on the Colbert Report (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHqnbRqX_sw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on December 05, 2006, 02:30:32 PM Has this been posted?
Crazy guy waiting for Wii. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLXCE-bMUM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on December 05, 2006, 07:22:18 PM Has this been posted? Crazy guy waiting for Wii. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLXCE-bMUM) Definitely definitely Zelda. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 06, 2006, 08:15:21 AM That video smells like cheese.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 06, 2006, 12:06:08 PM Now that's the kind of commercial the anti-drugs folks should be pushing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on December 11, 2006, 09:52:52 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcx4_CszaDI&mode=related&search=
Man, that Belanie is such a ho. Edit: may contain coarse language: workplace discression is advised. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 11, 2006, 09:57:18 PM Heh, that was pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on December 13, 2006, 11:21:39 AM Dunno, if its been linked before - its pretty old apparently - but I don't care. It's funny:
Norwegians dancing like WoW characters. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7802110855074134185) For the highlights, just skip ahead to 9:30 in and watch the next two dancers. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 13, 2006, 12:52:30 PM the first made me weep for humanity, the second was pretty cool though.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 13, 2006, 01:39:34 PM That video made me feel just a little gay. Especially the guy who thought he was a night elf female.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on December 15, 2006, 02:29:17 AM I didn't play WoW for that long, but even I know they're doing half the dances.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 15, 2006, 07:55:21 AM speaking of WoW:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8808743470018716956&q=WoW+-+I+quit Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on December 15, 2006, 06:24:25 PM That was great!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 16, 2006, 04:52:20 PM keke
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 18, 2006, 08:09:26 PM But will it blend? That is the question. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oVaEbRiqug)
more of the same (http://youtube.com/watch?v=B8H29jU8Wrs) A little late for thanksgiving but the spirit is there (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZegRcMjMRU&NR) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on December 18, 2006, 09:47:51 PM Insane cat for adoption. Keep watching to the end. :hello_kitty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht-kEzq88w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht-kEzq88w) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on December 19, 2006, 06:03:46 AM Insane cat for adoption. Keep watching to the end. :hello_kitty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht-kEzq88w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht-kEzq88w) Go for the balls, Pinky! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 19, 2006, 07:30:19 AM Someone putting a maladjusted cat on a leash is asking for it. My own cat opens up wounds in my skin by just accidentally brushing against me the wrong way. Cats are independent creatures for 20 very good reasons.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 19, 2006, 07:35:40 AM Kitties! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXFZlrzTykY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on December 19, 2006, 09:54:18 AM Awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 20, 2006, 08:01:44 AM In the spirit of the holidays (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5grqhj1b8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 20, 2006, 12:56:31 PM Someone else beat you to it in another thread.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 21, 2006, 07:30:23 AM Oh well, it should have been here. This is the appropriate place.
I like this, for you music lovers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on December 21, 2006, 07:38:23 AM Much better than Dane Cook.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 21, 2006, 07:39:16 AM Heh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_09HOkIEGXs&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_09HOkIEGXs&mode=related&search=)
He a friend of yours, Ironwood? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich on December 21, 2006, 10:24:16 AM As a middle aged man who often has 30 minutes to himself, I can indeed attest that the porn will come to me.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 21, 2006, 11:46:09 AM Quote from: youtube video description This movie has nothing to do about halo 2 online xbox 360 kingdom hearts awesome ZOMG OMG wow super mario brothers nintendo wii smash brawl melee link zelda shiek myth legend tactic fishing boat cool nice bitch cat fight ass boob fat monkey sexy paris hilton american idol wrestling random secret level ending sonic incredible ps3 ps2 how to fix asian pride fight ownage owned own3d pwned pwn3d pwnage special move crazy mortal kombat skill mexican carlos mencia samoa shit poop crap WTF yo mama momma jokes diablo 1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 0 lol ROFL money price world of warcraft imp character class final fantasy metal gear solid car toyota iPod mini nano big giant japan china stupid people jk snoop dogg ecw WWE WWF backyard hell nightmare sega saturn 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 live stand up comedy no chance pking runescape ultimate showdown 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 school skool 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 noob n00b loser win winner stock match ken vs wall megaman speed run ganon ganondorf fairy 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 numbers math suck sucks damn pure real TNA impact raw smackdown sony bill gates microsoft zoom youtube movie preview TV of mac tunes music fall out boy breaking benjamin funny bloopers mishaps barbarian guard shield weapon watch out maybe trick magic card blackjack texas poker chess game checkers sleep dog beagle dude paladin vid rule fire ice wind forest explore where the is matt john james bond never in end song lyric lyrics MTV next mind of mencia carlos bad ball rope snake brown NFL countdown launch MLB NBA lebron james and deja vu run diary jane power desk adventure board bored screw around hardcore amazing highlight reel master kung fu fighting sting death emo kid clean dirty title belt world george bush united states deathmatch kill double triple reel big fish tekken ign boom explosion soul pin masta yellow blue purple green red color colors strong muscle anime naruto yugi box boxing family guy FOX flame ninja air element skate tony hawk faint die ha felony murder case crime batman superman ranger chuck norris retard war week month year time beep long ring neck amulet diamond assasin dead solo night csi miami fan club lu bu dynasty warriors honda science art paint mario luigi mansion connect cat kitty call duty german hunt down women child prodigy children sniper rifle shotgun SMG tristram uber baal save farm broke broken arm leg hand nazi nazis democracy iraq debate unit point points spend pretty deuce ace ventura space outer alien aliens area rental gamefly trade merchant suicide jump grenade plasma driver drivers ed new york tall short los angeles L.A. LA scale apple banana kansas asia zip code cheat grand theft auto outtake outtakes laser lasers plasma beam assault rifle ness donkey kong young stop drop roll barrel adam low insane psycho sid metroid smus canada sports sports play top zombie zombies simpsons homer bart run rap rapper cent eminem tips q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m throw pass stealth watch bob steve splinter cell dragonball go away xplay x-play voice battle network sprint phone motorola love eyes family ew ow nextel bench vacation florida new news dave david puzzle rubik cube genesis threat guardian champ champion earth duh rey mysterio fall kumbaya gay lord darth vader star wars comic mugen peace emo home g AOL america the in only why who what where what shoe shoes reebok mexico damn fag nike batista animal michael jackson toy mr mr. bros. bros aruba jack jill jake heihachi elbow cnadian destroyer lol LOL counter 2006 2005 2007 ogre star mushroom mythology book read reading radar ass butt call red sox yankee yankees january febuary march april may june july august september october november december guild wars day wake me up when ends best dvd trailer icon spartan master chief lockout captaion keyes key keys lunch breakfast dinner trix meat mcdonald mcdonalds bone bones home run king phantom gourmet town city shack nick nickeloden central ready steady go utada diz mickey mouse disney classic classics riku kairi sora anit form credit card debt boy girl glass nation killer killa queen whip wrong right talent abc VH1 cinderella cbs rampage strongest man ever steroid steroids former forms remote contol damage percent trash talk ho hoe hoes ludacris pussy cat dolls mucho grande spanish chant eddie guerrero eddy karate chaos strike him her it gum chew ok moblie myspace enough this that them dark light darkness horror borat mitchell elmore rocks my socks papa roach crash the paramoure paramore sessions yo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sigil on December 21, 2006, 01:00:56 PM This may overload the nerd index, but Star Trek meets Monty Python. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnCvpJwKKpw)
Lifted from Fark. If it's posted earlier, Mea Culpa. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on December 21, 2006, 01:49:01 PM Second Life tycoon assaulted by giant dancing flying wangs during a CNet interview. Film at 11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&v=ExXltE_JVgs). NSFW, duh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 21, 2006, 03:22:40 PM Har Har Har. Now me, I just would have firebombed the studio. That took talent, what they did.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 22, 2006, 09:43:50 AM To build on the previous video... some great shredding by a little kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8). Apparently old, but I had never seen it. It's part of youtube's greatest hits. I'm amazed.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 22, 2006, 01:10:44 PM Bleh, I'm really building up a serious dislike for that kid. Living through the shred era once was enough for me. I'll be an old coot with my Elmore James and the Muddy Waters over here. Guitar magazines are drooling over these kids: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuX2QaEG_8s
That kind of flash really never did a lot for me and does a lot less now. I can appreciate that it's technical, but to me it lacks soul. For me, this is the best guitar ever recorded: http://youtube.com/watch?v=y-oO11qodaI (recorded version) Another version: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zAG-kX_IlUw (the live version) Then there's this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SxvzlqrtkWQ Wish I could sing and play like the man: http://youtube.com/watch?v=MbVxs7bRzGQ Another of my favorites, not quite as good as on his live album: http://youtube.com/watch?v=12hRFnuTNjc A little departure from straight guitar blues, but a classic: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TDpgQghpxFM Speaking of classics, one of the originals: http://youtube.com/watch?v=uSkR0jnBbaI Speaking of classics pt2, wish I could fingerpick like this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wO7yyvYVtQ4 I used to have this video when I was a kid, one of my favorites: http://youtube.com/watch?v=REQo3JYhcXg Ok, I'll stop now. :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on December 22, 2006, 05:01:49 PM Sorry to derail your music streak, but:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQTNukyASSE I got a good chuckle out of it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on December 22, 2006, 05:12:23 PM Hehe. Good one.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on December 23, 2006, 11:43:45 AM Happy Holidays F13
http://www.illwillpress.com/xmaslet.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on December 23, 2006, 05:14:59 PM Not safe for work because of lyrics, but funny. (http://www.videosift.com/video/Dick-in-a-Box-Timberlake-on-SNL-Hilarious)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 23, 2006, 05:29:17 PM lolz, Rachel Ray being a fatty. (http://www.videosift.com/video/Rachel-Ray-Orgasm-Montage)
Ok, not quite true, but it's mildly funny regardless. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on December 24, 2006, 02:06:00 AM Nyoro Nyolo (http://akiba.geocities.jp/el77w906/nyoronyolo.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on December 24, 2006, 08:24:46 AM lolz, Rachel Ray being a fatty. (http://www.videosift.com/video/Rachel-Ray-Orgasm-Montage) Ok, not quite true, but it's mildly funny regardless. Sure, she's got a little padding but she's cute and if she were cooking my meals I'd be a whale so I think it's acceptable. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Krakrok on December 24, 2006, 12:27:40 PM Bizzaroland, Georgia (http://www.oxfordamericanmag.com/webextras.cfm)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 24, 2006, 01:01:58 PM Nyoro Nyolo (http://akiba.geocities.jp/el77w906/nyoronyolo.html) Ok, can someone please explain that one to me? I've watched Haruhi, and I don't even remember that character saying anything funny in the anime. Also...cheese? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on December 24, 2006, 03:59:48 PM As seen on the Daily Show: The Jizzonator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on December 24, 2006, 05:23:32 PM As seen on the Daily Show: The Jizzonator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc) Heh now I know where that overused gif on ytmnd is from. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 24, 2006, 06:37:54 PM Nyoro Nyolo (http://akiba.geocities.jp/el77w906/nyoronyolo.html) Ok, can someone please explain that one to me? I've watched Haruhi, and I don't even remember that character saying anything funny in the anime. Also...cheese? Music is the Loco Roco theme. The video seems to be a visual represenatation of what is being said in the song. The girl seems to be incidental - could be wrong, but I don't think so. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on December 26, 2006, 11:45:35 PM Pachelbel Rant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 27, 2006, 05:57:01 AM I guess I need to make mine more accurately descriptive. That's twice on this page, pachabel was 'for you music lovers' and 'in the spirit of the holidays' was the SNL skit, which has also shown up in another thread for a tripple play :)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on December 27, 2006, 06:07:46 AM I guess I need to make mine more accurately descriptive. That's twice on this page, pachabel was 'for you music lovers' and 'in the spirit of the holidays' was the SNL skit, which has also shown up in another thread for a tripple play :) Yup. I searched on "Pachelbel" before posting and the only hit I got back was in the guitar thread.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on December 27, 2006, 07:29:27 AM I had to learn "The Cannon" (as I call it) when I was learning piano. It is the most recorded piece of music in the world. Last time I came across someone else discussing it their research had shown somewhere around a thousand unique recordings. That's just songs labeled Pachelbel's Cannon. As that guy pointed out, it's everywhere.
I still think it's a beautiful piece of music though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 28, 2006, 11:33:49 AM Fun at the DMV (http://youtube.com/watch?v=owvO640ODwA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 28, 2006, 08:19:42 PM If you think the Vonage ads in the US were bad, check the ones from UK out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndKBVvrupiE&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK9dXT3qHpw&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayj3xLPoMZU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 28, 2006, 08:51:01 PM They just use Linksys hardware with Vonage stickers slapped on?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 28, 2006, 09:40:03 PM Linksys, Dlink, Motorola, Cisco, Vtech, etc. (http://www.vonage.com/products.php?lid=nav_products)-- Someone made a "VoIP chip" and all of the products carry it. I personally think the Vphone (http://www.vonage.com/device.php?type=VPHONE) is the coolest. It's the only one that I'd consider using personally, as I have no landline - I use my cell phone for all voice communication.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 29, 2006, 07:05:37 AM I know a few people like that (cell phones as main communication). I hang up on them after telling them to call me from a landline. I don't want to try and decipher their verbal morse code.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 29, 2006, 07:34:53 AM Crappy service, crappy phone? Most people can't tell for me. Honestly, I don't use it very much either. I use upwards of 20-30 minutes a month.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 29, 2006, 08:15:45 AM My house does not have a landline. What's the point if people are hardly at home anyway?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 29, 2006, 08:45:15 AM I'm a luddite. I don't want people calling me when I'm not at home. At home, I screen calls with the answering machines. Get off my lawn.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on December 29, 2006, 04:47:35 PM I personally think the Vphone (http://www.vonage.com/device.php?type=VPHONE) is the coolest. It's the only one that I'd consider using personally, as I have no landline - I use my cell phone for all voice communication. You know that's not an actual phone right? It's a USB key that "turns your computer into a phone". You need an entire computer attached to it, plus the internet connection, plus a headset.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: squirrel on December 29, 2006, 05:26:57 PM I personally think the Vphone (http://www.vonage.com/device.php?type=VPHONE) is the coolest. It's the only one that I'd consider using personally, as I have no landline - I use my cell phone for all voice communication. You know that's not an actual phone right? It's a USB key that "turns your computer into a phone". You need an entire computer attached to it, plus the internet connection, plus a headset.Yup. Although it does have some cool features, primarily being that if you have a vonage ip phone you can set the Vphone to the same number while you're travelling so anyone calling your home phone gets either the Vphone or voicemail. Kind of cool. But I've heard mixed reviews on Vonage's service. That said I have an ip phone from a local provider and I'm happy with it. With my home ip phone and my cell I've managed to completely divorce myself from the local monopoly telco who sucks major ass. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on December 30, 2006, 04:55:04 AM Jackass Number Two - The Rocket Ride (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElR_0FJ_vWM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on December 30, 2006, 10:51:23 PM Retarded Eons.com Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxry3y7tv4)
Anyone seen that? Keeps playing in my area. Makes me want to kill. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 30, 2006, 10:58:25 PM On one hand, yeah, it's a very stupid commercial.
But on the other hand, the reality is that we have a rapidly aging population. Catering to that older demographic is a pretty smart bet. Stuff like franchises in the nursing home and funerary fields are starting to take off now. Yeah, it's pretty slimy, but the money is there to be made. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on December 30, 2006, 11:00:45 PM But that guy....Ugh....The only thing worse than a dork is a dork who think he's hip.
"Boom, boom, boom!!" Fucking retarded. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 31, 2006, 01:51:15 PM Don't mess with seaworld. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vz8AuKmItwM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on January 01, 2007, 10:16:01 AM Retarded Eons.com Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxry3y7tv4) Anyone seen that? Keeps playing in my area. Makes me want to kill. As Straz points out, the majority of the population is hitting the 50+ side of things. They still think they're hip and with-it and control the media. You're going to see a shit ton more of this stuff over the next 10-15 years. Those of us born between the baby-boomers and the Gen-Ys are just fucked. :heartbreak: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 01, 2007, 10:51:55 AM Hey, most shit places me in Gen Y. I still feel screwed as well.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sairon on January 02, 2007, 07:10:26 AM http://youtube.com/watch?v=K5-bmJDlIsg (http://youtube.com/watch?v=K5-bmJDlIsg) beside the humor factor, I think it's a pretty good song. One of the best refrains ever.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WindupAtheist on January 02, 2007, 01:42:45 PM Live-action Street Fighter spoof... where the hell is this from??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj4lHl2Jr70&NR Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 02, 2007, 01:56:43 PM Live-action Street Fighter spoof... where the hell is this from?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj4lHl2Jr70&NR City Hunter (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103950/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on January 02, 2007, 04:13:06 PM great live action spoof, especially if you have ever seen any of the City Hunter anime serieses.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 03, 2007, 11:23:00 AM Retarded Eons.com Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxry3y7tv4) Anyone seen that? Keeps playing in my area. Makes me want to kill. That commercial is a boom boom boom in the diaper of my mind. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on January 03, 2007, 04:39:49 PM Jack Thompson on Nightline (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM7cwLTSnkQ). :roll:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 03, 2007, 04:52:28 PM They opened with a shot of Doom. Way to be relevant, idiots.
Also, he cherrypicks so badly. Oooo, Manhunt, GTA, Bully. And lol....crime rates didn't go down, people are just hiding it more. What. A. Load. Of. Shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich on January 03, 2007, 04:59:40 PM An insightful footnote for the marijuana debate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 04, 2007, 06:42:30 AM Jack Thompson on Nightline (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM7cwLTSnkQ). :roll: Nope, I'm not gonna click that link. As a mod, you should BAN yourself. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 04, 2007, 07:46:57 AM An insightful footnote for the marijuana debate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 04, 2007, 12:48:23 PM An insightful footnote for the marijuana debate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc Le art. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on January 05, 2007, 01:11:28 AM I laughed so hard im still crying...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAt329otj6Y Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on January 05, 2007, 01:30:27 AM If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car. (http://collegehumor.com/video:1721904) This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous. This video made me cringe... A 300hp+ car with a racing clutch is too strong to be held in place just by a parking brake. That probably what happened. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 05, 2007, 02:57:16 AM The car Should have just stalled.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 05, 2007, 08:03:54 AM An unusual christmas carol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfvSOuwM_4&NR) <-- NS4W language
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 06, 2007, 12:45:35 PM Try not to laugh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHQeNDwRS2o)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 06, 2007, 06:15:51 PM Try not to laugh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHQeNDwRS2o) Nice one.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 10, 2007, 09:13:39 AM It's a soda fountain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT2MVaoDywA). People have way too much time on their hands.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on January 10, 2007, 11:21:45 AM Now that's constructive use of marijuana.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on January 11, 2007, 09:21:58 AM Bush sings Sunday Bloody Sunday:
http://www.maxior.pl/?p=index&id=40824&0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on January 11, 2007, 08:52:37 PM Ouch. BMW Z8 review.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqhuPYv-Jw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqhuPYv-Jw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 11, 2007, 10:19:24 PM (http://www.youtube.com/img/bad_reaction.gif)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 12, 2007, 01:22:24 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-9mB_kGgg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-9mB_kGgg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on January 12, 2007, 06:44:24 AM Ahhhh, that finallly made it to YouTube. I remember wayyyyyy back somewhere near the start of this thread trying to post that from another site (i think) but the video wouldnt work for a lot of people for some reason.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 12, 2007, 06:54:03 AM You mean I'm old news ?
:( Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 12, 2007, 09:29:46 AM Ouch. BMW Z8 review. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqhuPYv-Jw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqhuPYv-Jw) To be honest, the 'review', if you can call it that, was so flippant that I don't know how accurate it was in any way shape or form. I've driven Z series BMWs, and although I concur with the show that its not a rally car or a lamborghini, its not seriously designed to be. Its engine is in the front, for starters, and the design is wrong, always has been wrong, for cornering. This isn't exactly a revelation. Its a convertible, in line with most performance specs your average Mercedes small car convertible has. I do not think it ever aimed for the 911-type market. It just doesn't even remotely try to deal with the same issues. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 12, 2007, 10:32:00 AM Bu at that price point, it possibly should.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on January 12, 2007, 10:56:52 AM I never drove Z8, but old 6-series and new 6 series are fairly good drive, still I like old body better than new one. Z3 is decent for its price, but by no means spectacular car and I think you are better off with new 335 or M3. Z4 is very enjoyable drive, I have not a single bad thing to say about it. M5 also deserves a mention, but don't bother with SMG transmission E60 and IMO E34 M5 was best.
I'd personally would buy 650 over Z8. 335 over Z3. M5 over Z4 Still by far my favorite BMW ride is manual 850. http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-4786792521744177758&q=bmw+850 (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-4786792521744177758&q=bmw+850) In the video abover 850 overtook was going 200+km/h. http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5933900761322176399&q=bmw+850 (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5933900761322176399&q=bmw+850) There are good things to be said about 7-series, but they stopped making manual 7 in 93 and to really enjoy car you need manual. There are shops converting 7s to manual but its a) costly b) lineup few years long c)AFAIK nobody does it to newer 760 v12 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on January 12, 2007, 01:47:41 PM http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxzwz_idolinghare
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 12, 2007, 02:34:32 PM parapara, lol
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on January 13, 2007, 02:02:09 PM The Laugh Song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WODCE5dIV68 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 13, 2007, 07:47:47 PM Screw the iPhone, I want this feature (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjtIhLyUy74) on my car.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 13, 2007, 07:50:38 PM I wouldn't trust it.
Also, who still parallel parks? Seriously. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on January 14, 2007, 06:22:36 AM I wouldn't trust it. It's the dominant form of parking in Boston.Also, who still parallel parks? Seriously. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 14, 2007, 08:35:55 AM I wouldn't trust it. Also, who still parallel parks? Seriously. Just about anyone who lives in a city? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 14, 2007, 09:55:56 AM Don't you people have...parking garages, and parking lots? I've seen them.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 14, 2007, 10:00:11 AM I like how people park in French movies (in the middle of the road).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 14, 2007, 01:32:49 PM Don't you people have...parking garages, and parking lots? I've seen them. No, you see, that's suburban living. Even if you live in a place like, say, Atlanta or Chicago, although you technically live in a 'city', chances are you live in the same suburban blight that someone who lives in Winston Salem or Spokane. Because that's the American dream. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 14, 2007, 04:03:43 PM No, I'm talking about the city. I've never parallel parked in the city. Ever. Fuck that noise.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 14, 2007, 04:44:33 PM Making fun of stupid Americans never gets old. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkkbAyibomE).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 14, 2007, 10:58:36 PM That video is both funny and depressing. All at the same time.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on January 14, 2007, 11:15:35 PM Making fun of stupid Americans never gets old. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkkbAyibomE). You could *always* find stupid people, not that I have high opinion of average USA schmuck, but I think they 'wasted' lots of footage on people answering questions correctly. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on January 15, 2007, 11:18:51 AM Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok4Hv0LQiIA&eurl=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 15, 2007, 01:13:32 PM What the fuck is supposed to be happening there? I've seen that kind of nonsense before, but never understood it. Is he supposed to be slapping the sin out of people? And if that's the idea, do these people really believe this guy has magic powers or whatever?
Also, all of those people - their votes in elections count just as much as ours. :| Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on January 16, 2007, 12:00:27 PM While we're on the subject of fake-ass preachers...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_ZMKWJ36ABQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 16, 2007, 01:28:22 PM What the fuck is supposed to be happening there? I've seen that kind of nonsense before, but never understood it. Is he supposed to be slapping the sin out of people? And if that's the idea, do these people really believe this guy has magic powers or whatever? He's supposed to be faith healing. He heals them of their sickness and as a result, they are OVERCOME with the power of Christ or some such, hence the fainting and spasms. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on January 16, 2007, 02:00:30 PM I think it is more likely that the few remaining operational brain cells they own are overwhelmed and things shut down for maintenance.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 17, 2007, 07:21:40 AM So, to recap, the Power of Christ Compels them ?
Awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on January 17, 2007, 10:02:22 PM kickass french commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ_mlwnAmr0
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on January 18, 2007, 04:56:16 AM A Perfect Circle (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eAhfZUZiwSE)
:-o Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on January 18, 2007, 07:42:33 PM Don't you people have...parking garages, and parking lots? I've seen them. Cost to use both of those in Toronto: $20/hrCost to parallel park and pay a meter: $1/hr Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 18, 2007, 07:49:53 PM $20/hr? lawlercakes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 19, 2007, 12:02:32 AM Laugh it up, Straz, while Girly Men like you go to the pay lots and pay $8.00/hr (Seattle rates), Real Men hunt for that special cheap parallel parking spot for hours, driving their women insane.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 19, 2007, 04:31:09 AM German Pimp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWGCTkEChCw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 19, 2007, 08:42:48 AM Now THAT is a pimp slap.
What did the hand say to the face? SLAP! I'm RIC JAMESCHIESEL, BITCH! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 19, 2007, 09:24:24 AM Laugh it up, Straz, while Girly Men like you go to the pay lots and pay $8.00/hr (Seattle rates), Real Men hunt for that special cheap parallel parking spot for hours, driving their women insane. I simply avoid driving into the city whenever possible. I just take the speedline in and out. And by city, I mean Philadelphia. Pretty sure I'd rather slit my wrists than live there. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 21, 2007, 02:21:41 AM And now, for the greatest cross-over of all time:
Japanese bikini rodeo pie-fighting http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=551 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 21, 2007, 02:48:33 AM JTV makes no sense. And yet, somehow, that's absolutely the greatest thing I've ever seen.
In fact, it might be ABSOLUTE BLAZING INFINITY. Edit: It bugs the shit out of me that I'm pretty confident the background music was either The Pillows or Sambomaster. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 23, 2007, 01:03:25 PM I can't beat the last link but.. star wars done with hands.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IbV7ad2xgY&eurl= Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 23, 2007, 04:01:12 PM This guy is off his meds. In a good way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 23, 2007, 05:27:32 PM The new God of Multi-tasking.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on January 24, 2007, 07:53:38 AM This guy is off his meds. In a good way. I wish we had youtube back when I was doing acid.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 24, 2007, 12:29:37 PM Skeeter the Narcoleptic Poodle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbmbQkX7czo&NR)
It's sad but you can't help but laugh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on January 24, 2007, 01:26:50 PM Come to my flea market! It's just like... a mini-mall?!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 24, 2007, 03:11:24 PM Worst/best ever fight scene?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 24, 2007, 08:07:48 PM That damn video of the dog nearly made me shed a tear. Good thing for the 2 videos that followed. :|
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 24, 2007, 10:20:24 PM See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment.
http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 24, 2007, 10:55:40 PM See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment. http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov ..."I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were just as suddenly silenced..." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 24, 2007, 11:14:39 PM See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment. http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov Wow, it's like a parade of past Trek also-rans. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 25, 2007, 05:14:05 AM And now, for the greatest cross-over of all time: Japanese bikini rodeo pie-fighting http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=551 Hell's Teeth. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 25, 2007, 05:39:30 AM And now, for the greatest cross-over of all time: teh winnar!Japanese bikini rodeo pie-fighting http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=551 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 25, 2007, 06:52:24 AM Kitty Washing Machine (http://youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg). It works about as well as to be expected. "Cats love it!" my ass.
On the star trek kick, here's Shatner singing to George Lucas (http://youtube.com/watch?v=p55YD8QhQ3o) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 25, 2007, 07:51:18 AM Kitty Washing Machine (http://youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg). It works about as well as to be expected. "Cats love it!" my ass. I think part of the problem is that the water comes up from the bottom . I think if it rained down from the top the reaction wouldn't have been quite as extreme though I'm sure he still would've hated it.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 25, 2007, 07:55:47 AM You laugh at the kitty, then you feel bad for laughing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 25, 2007, 08:29:33 AM While we're doing stupid shit with animals, I submitt the following archive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdbxLk8_C8c) for posterity.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on January 25, 2007, 08:46:29 AM More animal goodness!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LHyJH1yGKZY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7jflv5O-HA And if you needed more reasons to have AT&T, here's one: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ygEwoufSyss Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on January 25, 2007, 09:44:58 AM Kitty Washing Machine (http://youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg). It works about as well as to be expected. "Cats love it!" my ass. Notice they don't show the poor bastard who had to open that door.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on January 25, 2007, 11:42:21 AM See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment. http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov I thought it was a parody. Then I looked a little closer. It's not a parody. :( Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 25, 2007, 12:32:51 PM Dear God, who put that shittastic piece of filth together? If it weren't for the actors, I'd think it was slash fanfic.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on January 25, 2007, 01:15:27 PM Dear God, who put that shittastic piece of filth together? If it weren't for the actors, I'd think it was slash fanfic. It's apparently being directed by Tim Russ (an ex-Trek actor) and written by some ex-Trek writers. So yeah, your assessment is pretty accurate. :P Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 25, 2007, 01:21:24 PM Tim Russ played Tuvok on Voyager, I think.
And he should know better. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on January 25, 2007, 01:26:28 PM See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment. http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov I thought it was a parody. Then I looked a little closer. It's not a parody. :( That's honestly worse than the Bloodrayne trailer for last year. I almost didn't make it through. What the fuck are you doing, Cameron Frye? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on January 26, 2007, 11:02:47 AM Worst/best ever fight scene? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM I believe I am a better person for having watched that clip. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 26, 2007, 11:26:48 AM Hey, that chick is China O'Brien. All her movies are like that.
On a sidenote, my MA teacher challenged her and Billy Blanks to a fight. They declined. :-P Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on January 26, 2007, 11:42:30 AM See how far you can get into the trailer before you turn it off out of embarassment. Alien Nation's Day Off (Babylon 5 mix)?http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/trailer/STOGAMhigh.mov My gods that was horrendous. To see so many actors I kind of like taking part made it worse. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on January 27, 2007, 03:17:07 AM Hey, that chick is China O'Brien. All her movies are like that. On a sidenote, my MA teacher challenged her and Billy Blanks to a fight. They declined. :-P You're MA teacher is a dickhead. What purpose would there be to them acceptigng? What happens? The beat your teachers ass and he's embarrased or they lose and it just shows that your MA teacher is competent? Worst case is someone gets hurt. WTF dojo do you go to Cobra Kai? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 27, 2007, 10:51:02 AM Hey, that chick is China O'Brien. All her movies are like that. On a sidenote, my MA teacher challenged her and Billy Blanks to a fight. They declined. :-P You're MA teacher is a dickhead. What purpose would there be to them acceptigng? What happens? The beat your teachers ass and he's embarrased or they lose and it just shows that your MA teacher is competent? Worst case is someone gets hurt. WTF dojo do you go to Cobra Kai? Yeah, he is a dickhead. That's beside the point though. This happens all the time between MA enthusiasts and instructors. Most of the time, these type of people enjoy sparring with each other and testing their skills. And learning something new. It has nothing to do with animosity or Cobra Kai shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on January 27, 2007, 05:22:40 PM Hey, that chick is China O'Brien. All her movies are like that. On a sidenote, my MA teacher challenged her and Billy Blanks to a fight. They declined. :-P You're MA teacher is a dickhead. What purpose would there be to them acceptigng? What happens? The beat your teachers ass and he's embarrased or they lose and it just shows that your MA teacher is competent? Worst case is someone gets hurt. WTF dojo do you go to Cobra Kai? Yeah, he is a dickhead. That's beside the point though. This happens all the time between MA enthusiasts and instructors. Most of the time, these type of people enjoy sparring with each other and testing their skills. And learning something new. It has nothing to do with animosity or Cobra Kai shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 27, 2007, 05:33:22 PM I have 3 PS3s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enau4SKqeZY).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 27, 2007, 06:09:45 PM Uh, calling out public figures has nothing to do with testing each others skills or learning new skills and everything to do with Cobra Kai shit. Hmm, maybe I should have made this more clear. He wasn't calling out "public figures". He was calling out fellow martial artists at a gym...When people were already doing that sort of thing beforehand. It's no different than basketball pick up games. He didn't walk on to a China O'Brien movie set or a Billy Blanks infomercial and start making threats. It's just sport. In fact, there's one guy in their movies that he has nothing but respect and camraderie for that happily does that sort of thing (some Aussie guy, forget his name...but he's probably the only cool guy in those flicks). Hell, half of his students were guys who called out him at one point in time. That Letterman episode with Steven Seagal calling out the crowd? That's Cobra Kai shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on January 27, 2007, 10:32:53 PM Damn, that bikini rodeo pie throwing was awesome. Especially the cutie in round 2.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 28, 2007, 08:44:52 AM Scott Ian from Antrhax doing his own song on guitar hero 2 and failing miserably. (http://www.dovetail.tv/app.html?contentId=1606&j=1)
"Aw this is the lead! This isn't fair, I only play rhythm." "I couldn't hear myself, the monitors were horrible" "you should just write easier songs.....20 years ago" "Man I bet the guys from dragon force are ripping me right now" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 28, 2007, 08:59:34 AM That's great. I feel better about myself now :).
I think one of my songs would be pretty hard for GH, if drummers I know are any indication. I only know one guy I'm happy playing it with. Kind of offbeat, with changing time signatures. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 28, 2007, 01:23:30 PM Tyra Banks tackles a WoW catass (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ru5imBot6g)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on January 28, 2007, 01:43:39 PM Scott Ian from Antrhax doing his own song on guitar hero 2 and failing miserably. (http://www.dovetail.tv/app.html?contentId=1606&j=1) "If you play this you will never learn to play guitar." - At the end after complaining about how bad his hand cramped up. It would be cool if they used the same sort of system with real instruments, it would make learning them a lot more fun. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 28, 2007, 03:45:31 PM Eh, it looked like it was all in good fun...what, is Scott Ian not actually good?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 28, 2007, 04:38:05 PM Well, he was just having a good time. I think he was half serious about the wrist strain, and I pretty much agree with him there. I can't play it for more than an hour before I have to stop. Having never played guitar, I just assumed that my arm wasn't used to that position. Now, I figure it's the controller.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 28, 2007, 05:36:08 PM Scott Ian from Antrhax doing his own song on guitar hero 2 and failing miserably. (http://www.dovetail.tv/app.html?contentId=1606&j=1) "If you play this you will never learn to play guitar." - At the end after complaining about how bad his hand cramped up. It would be cool if they used the same sort of system with real instruments, it would make learning them a lot more fun.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 28, 2007, 05:40:24 PM Tyra Banks tackles a WoW catass (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ru5imBot6g) That's pretty hardcore, playing WoW while the mother of your child is in labor. We need to come up with a new term like "babyass" -- i.e. you are so hooked on the game you can't be pulled away to change your baby's diaper.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on January 28, 2007, 05:42:02 PM Jeez. My only point was that it would be nice if they gave the guitar hero treatment to real learn to play an instrument software.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 28, 2007, 05:47:24 PM Jeez. My only point was that it would be nice if they gave the guitar hero treatment to real learn to play an instrument software. They do. There's that electronic keyboard for teaching kids how to play the piano that has video games built into it.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on January 28, 2007, 05:48:43 PM Jeez. My only point was that it would be nice if they gave the guitar hero treatment to real learn to play an instrument software. They do. There's that electronic keyboard for teaching kids how to play the piano that has video games built into it.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 28, 2007, 05:50:42 PM Jeez. My only point was that it would be nice if they gave the guitar hero treatment to real learn to play an instrument software. They do. There's that electronic keyboard for teaching kids how to play the piano that has video games built into it.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 28, 2007, 06:13:24 PM I can play guitar hero for a good few hours or longer, especially when drunk. And anyone will tell you I cut straight to shit like A Light That Blinds, Cowboys From Hell, Bark at the Moon, Misirlou, Six, etc.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 28, 2007, 07:06:43 PM Murgos, are you talking about digitizing individual frets and strings, but for a game? Sounds hard (I wouldn't say impossible) to do....And expensive.
Besides, I think kids are better off learning on a real instrument anyways. It's not as difficult as it may seem at first (just difficult to master)....And it's a lot more fun than even the best kind of video game. "If it ain't broken..." etc.. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on January 28, 2007, 07:07:48 PM Tyra Banks tackles a WoW catass (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ru5imBot6g) That's pretty hardcore, playing WoW while the mother of your child is in labor. We need to come up with a new term like "babyass" -- i.e. you are so hooked on the game you can't be pulled away to change your baby's diaper.You forgot to link to Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ48K3XjnVA). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 28, 2007, 07:15:53 PM You forgot to link to Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ48K3XjnVA). Forgot to delete his WoW character.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on January 28, 2007, 08:02:16 PM Murgos, are you talking about digitizing individual frets and strings, but for a game? Sounds hard (I wouldn't say impossible) to do....And expensive. Besides, I think kids are better off learning on a real instrument anyways. It's not as difficult as it may seem at first (just difficult to master)....And it's a lot more fun than even the best kind of video game. "If it ain't broken..." etc.. Uh. I'm talking about plugging an electric guitar into an A/D converter and generating a pulse modulated digital waveform. The techinical details are extremely simple, the same sort of thing is done for motor controls about a zillion times a day. Sound is just a sine wave, it is easily sampled and digitized (see your favorite CD). The harder part would be the visual cues on the screen in a not cluttered and intuitive fashion, fortunately such a thing already exists. It's called musical notation. There are probably several million people trying to learn a musical instrument as we speak, I think the market could support some big spending in the area to make the 'Learn 2 play" type of software not suck and still be profitable. The offerings I have all seen (for piano which is what I am trying to learn) simply aren't there in the game play elements and production quality. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 28, 2007, 08:31:57 PM I understand. Though in addition to the AD, guitars still need a preamp for plugging into computers, plus a modeler. You could either go the Amp Farm like route for this, or Midi (which in turn would require new pickups, and it's own array of modeling software). It's all very expensive, and much more than just converting analog to digital. Implementing things like this for piano/keyboard is easier.
Anyhow, I was just asking you to clarify something. Thanks for teaching me about the existence of music notation though. I just wasn't sure if you wanted some sort of mock up digital game guitar or the real thing. Otherwise, it's a good idea. [EDIT] Seriously, good idea. If modelers became cheap (which they will), it'd be a mass market product easily. There are small, albeit limited, Pod like products that are in the $100 range right now, but in addition to the game/GH like software needed for this, and a cheap guitar, it'd at least be in $250-300 range (hypothetically speaking). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on January 29, 2007, 08:56:56 AM http://www.gibson.com/DigitalGuitarNew/gibsonDigital.html
(http://www.record-producer.com/i/gibson-digital-guitar.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 29, 2007, 09:34:27 AM Yeah, that thing is cool (and cost nearly five grand), but it's just for digital interfacing and multitracking strings. You could also effect midi apps like lighting and smoke down to the notes you're playing. Lol. To recreate a Guitar Hero like experience, but with real training techniques and riff playing, you'd need some kind of modeling/training/guitar karaoke software on the other end. The ability to recognize what chords and notes a player is hitting are possible with analog.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on January 29, 2007, 09:48:26 AM No more guitars!
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/madhatter.htm http://www.derrickcomedy.com/daughters.htm NSFW http://www.derrickcomedy.com/brorape.htm NFSFW http://www.derrickcomedy.com/spellingbee.htm Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 29, 2007, 09:55:57 AM I have 3 PS3s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enau4SKqeZY). First against the wall. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 29, 2007, 10:03:09 AM Tyra Banks tackles a WoW catass (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ru5imBot6g) That's pretty hardcore, playing WoW while the mother of your child is in labor. We need to come up with a new term like "babyass" -- i.e. you are so hooked on the game you can't be pulled away to change your baby's diaper.You forgot to link to Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ48K3XjnVA). Holy shit, Tyra Banks and her entire production staff are a bunch of dumb cunts. I've never seen a more overdramatized piece of "journalistic" shit in my life, down to the flashing solarized images of the WoW game. DUH DUH DUHHHHH!!!! Fucking cunts. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 29, 2007, 12:23:31 PM Tetris: From Russia with Love. -- BBC Documentary (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4662636869909322164&q=tetris)
It's really interesting, when you've got an hour or so you should watch it. It's got mystery, intrigue, good triumphing over evil, falls from grace... and a murder/suicide. Also, a somewhat happy ending for the creator, even though he didn't see a dime thanks to soviet russia. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on January 30, 2007, 04:48:59 AM NFSFW http://www.derrickcomedy.com/spellingbee.htm That's actually funnier than pretty much anything SNL's come up with the last couple years. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 30, 2007, 05:33:36 AM NFSFW That's actually funnier than pretty much anything SNL's come up with the last couple years.http://www.derrickcomedy.com/spellingbee.htm Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on January 30, 2007, 07:09:30 AM NFSFW That's actually funnier than pretty much anything SNL's come up with the last couple years.http://www.derrickcomedy.com/spellingbee.htm Well of course you'd bring up the one exception. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on January 31, 2007, 12:45:23 PM Darwin will catch up to these people eventually. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=z8bVx43qlHo) (I challenge you to not go back and watch it a 2nd time)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 31, 2007, 01:12:18 PM What the fuck is wrong with some people?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on January 31, 2007, 01:22:44 PM Darwin will catch up to these people eventually. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=z8bVx43qlHo) (I challenge you to not go back and watch it a 2nd time) I am shocked her neck didn't snap. Hopefully her ovaries burst so she can infest the planet with her progeny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 31, 2007, 01:27:01 PM It looks like fun, if I wasn't so afraid of being slammed into the ground on the return. I think someone must have done a bit of math to keep it high enough that gravity didn't skew the path with hilarious results.
Then again, why not just skip the bungee entirely? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=QokpXX9L8qM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 31, 2007, 02:58:34 PM At least they were smart enough to have a parachute.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on January 31, 2007, 11:02:55 PM http://www.thebbps.com/blog/2007/01/31/super-bowl-xli-winner/
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 01, 2007, 07:53:51 AM How to wash your cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QwK5EHSmg).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 01, 2007, 08:07:20 AM Wish that were a joke. With our old battle axe cat, my mom and I would don full leather coats and ski gloves, just to hold her down. My sister would then try to scrub a little bit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on February 01, 2007, 02:37:12 PM I have always wanted to ask: Why the fuck do you feel the need to wash a cat anyhow? Dont they do that themselves?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 01, 2007, 02:54:06 PM They can only do so much alone.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on February 01, 2007, 03:22:53 PM Seriously, he answers in the first couple of seconds why you have to. They don't have tide on their tongue. Eventually they look how a human looks when they don't shower and sweat a lot. Their fur looks all greasy and tends to "clump" (not knot) so it looks really nasty.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on February 01, 2007, 04:23:07 PM What do cats do in the wild?
I don't remember ever washing our cat and she was fine. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 01, 2007, 04:36:27 PM They get rained on?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 02, 2007, 01:12:22 AM Mostly you only have to wash long hairs or cats with a flea problem.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 02, 2007, 09:01:44 AM Japanese flash mob (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj0Ma2CsHME&eurl=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 02, 2007, 01:16:42 PM How to draw a car in MS. Paint (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ElrldD02if0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 02, 2007, 03:35:06 PM Those are both very awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on February 03, 2007, 08:25:04 PM The Wicker Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo) is the new Walker, Texas Ranger.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on February 03, 2007, 09:39:15 PM The Wicker Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo) is the new Walker, Texas Ranger. Ok, now I have to see this movie. It has to be either one of the worst things ever filmed, or one of the greatest. *BEARPUNCH* Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on February 03, 2007, 09:42:52 PM The Wicker Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo) is the new Walker, Texas Ranger. It has to be either one of the worst things ever filmed, or one of the greatest. It appears to be the former (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/wicker_man/). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on February 04, 2007, 01:01:52 AM "I can see where LaBute is going...but the end result is unintentionally hilarious" -some reviewer
Sounds good to me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on February 04, 2007, 09:11:20 AM Taking things too far:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i-IodLR1bA&eurl= Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on February 04, 2007, 10:38:41 AM .... holy shit. That may be the worst thing I've ever seen. I like how her family isn't supportive of her insanity at all.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 04, 2007, 12:43:37 PM Hey look - someone more broken than me! Everyone point and laugh now.
2k for a rubber head? 5k for karate? And she only got to Blue Belt? :roffle: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on February 04, 2007, 01:05:28 PM Live Hot Puppet Chat:
http://www.decovo.com/lhpc/lhpc.html Start with Reducey Risk Reindeer to see if you'll like it. (the full eps are all over video sites, like here: http://one.revver.com/watch/141989/flv/affiliate/38396) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 05, 2007, 01:09:22 AM Random Family Guy scene. Probably NSFW.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aXaHKblR840 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=aXaHKblR840) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 05, 2007, 07:41:39 AM The two greatest video game endings, EVAR! (http://www.destructoid.com/the-two-greatest-game-endings-ever-produced-29554.phtml).
My head exploded, so should yours. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 06, 2007, 03:36:10 AM Warning: Site semi-NSFW, don't wander around too much if you are at work. Video itself is SFW.
Pit Bull vs Flashlight (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1738904/context/popular) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 08, 2007, 11:33:56 AM Cake vs Fergie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWDWXGVlIEQ) -- It's surprisingly good.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on February 08, 2007, 02:47:07 PM I hate that woman and all like her.
Now I'm angry. Thanks a lot. (I would angerfuck her, though.) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 08, 2007, 11:32:05 PM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 09, 2007, 12:46:11 PM Skeet Shooting! I love top gear! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWV4Yqx8FI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on February 09, 2007, 12:47:43 PM (I would angerfuck her, though.) QFT The hate would flow through me. And on to her. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 09, 2007, 06:42:34 PM Butterface.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on February 11, 2007, 04:08:48 PM Fergie just needs to be painfully stabbed and left to die in an expanding puddle of her own blood.
You're all waiting for the sex bit, but, honestly, no. Stabbed. To Death. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on February 12, 2007, 09:24:39 AM The Evil Eye.... doctor. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=xTQopqAYdKo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on February 12, 2007, 01:10:11 PM The Evil Eye.... doctor. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=xTQopqAYdKo) Wtf? Almost looked like a David Cross skit at first. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on February 12, 2007, 06:01:13 PM Ice Kiting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJdtB1hZw8)
Some friends of mine. I'm not in this, but damn, is it fun. The better air shots are in the second half. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 12, 2007, 06:42:48 PM Ice Kiting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJdtB1hZw8) Fun stuff. Reminds me of my windsurfing days back in my youth.Some friends of mine. I'm not in this, but damn, is it fun. The better air shots are in the second half. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on February 13, 2007, 08:35:34 AM Why Michael Richards doesn't do any shows in Texas:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ee2f3c4f4 (language is nsfw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 13, 2007, 12:41:12 PM Japanese Obstacle Course (http://www.videosift.com/video/Insane-Japanese-Obstacle-Course).
Damned if that doesnt' look like fun. I hope I'm like that when *I'm* 40. The first looks doable, the second... wow. It looks like no safety net, if someone fell you're looking at injuries. The third (the tower) is just showing off ;) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on February 13, 2007, 12:44:50 PM Why Michael Richards doesn't do any shows in Texas: That ticked me off so I went to see if he sued them and now owns that club and that guy's hog farm, I came upon this on wikipedia:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ee2f3c4f4 (language is nsfw) Quote Later it came out the incident was staged. The chief of police of Odessa Texas has issued a press release saying that the incident with Pauly Shore getting punched out at a Odessa comedy club was a hoax. He says it was a skit that went as planned and no one was ever in any danger and no one was hurt. An off-duty Odessa police officer was working at the club that night and was involved from the beginning. The statement says in part: After viewing the video, the officer who was employed at the club in an off duty capacity, was contacted by investigators. The officer reported he had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit. Subsequently, it became clear the audience was in it as well and the whole videotaping was staged. A tape started circulating on Youtube with footage of a first and a second take of the incident. On the first take Shore starts laughing and says: "Sh*t, I don't think I can f*ckin' pull this off." It was a stunt/hoax, now I hate Shore even more. Here's the "making of". (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pZWURqqMqg0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on February 13, 2007, 12:58:38 PM Blah... I knew something seemed fishy. His bad acting skills were shining through.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 13, 2007, 01:28:20 PM Shit, that guy is more man than I'll ever be.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 13, 2007, 01:40:30 PM I didn't watch the thing, but it seems ironic because Michael Richards first got notoriety for the Andy Kaufman hoax fight on Fridays.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on February 14, 2007, 06:57:46 AM Parachute fails, man lands on thorn bush, survives, headcams... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=CiUU0P-P4c0)
Second link to text story. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070213/od_nm/newzealand_parachutist_video_dc;_ylt=AhL1rG2ZkFglyykUUEjz.KISH9EA) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on February 14, 2007, 09:48:16 PM Racing Car Accident (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3j2pvQ6n-8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 15, 2007, 08:08:41 AM Homemade Flamethrower (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNu0sR89_BM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on February 15, 2007, 10:50:25 AM Japanese game show + catapult = ? (http://www.medicinefilms.com/digs/188547/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 15, 2007, 01:19:26 PM What do Stormtroopers do in their downtime?
LAN party (http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2217) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 15, 2007, 07:12:51 PM ERYX Ooops! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZPOfwVhokI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 16, 2007, 08:47:34 AM Le oops.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on February 16, 2007, 07:08:10 PM Smoke 'em if you got 'em
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=417fa_4407 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 17, 2007, 02:28:11 AM lolz
He probably has that disease where they look much younger than they really are. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 21, 2007, 01:09:04 AM Man's Best Friend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f9CtnF5grM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 21, 2007, 03:57:07 AM lolz He probably has that disease where they look much younger than they really are. Neg, just russian. When I was in Europe, I ended up in a few places where kids barely older than him were smoking. Hell, a long time ago, we're talking 1987 or so (not so long ago, but 20 years, so whatever), I was on the boardwalk in Myrtle beach or SOME beach in the Carolinas. The place isn't important. Anyway, I was playing at an arcade that parents dropped kids off at pretty often and just left them there all day. And I shit you not, at least half of these kids were smoking. The arcade owner wasn't around and he had one of those cigarette vending machines. Needless to say, the kids cleaned house on that fucker. You know, now that I think about it, I wonde rif I could acquire a cigarette vending machine. Talk about a piece of history in America. Surely, of all things, they'd remind me of a time when everyone wasn't such a paranoid freak. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on February 21, 2007, 08:15:06 PM At least she didn't have to deal with Ashton Kutcher (http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2007/02/cruelest-tv-prank-ever.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 23, 2007, 09:37:14 AM Too soon? (http://www.videosift.com/video/National-Lampoons-Weekend-at-Annas)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 23, 2007, 11:50:11 PM SuperBot! (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies/BeyondTomorrow-20MB.mov) More movies here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies/Feb2007/) and here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies). Main page here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot.htm).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on February 24, 2007, 06:34:50 PM Early Windows ad. (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/software/the-most-ridiculous-windows-video-ever-234831.php)
Forum where I found it said the video was probably used for conventions and presentations. It's still scary. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 24, 2007, 11:22:56 PM And now for something completely different. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW1D94y5u8I)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on February 25, 2007, 02:13:06 AM And now for something completely different. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW1D94y5u8I) That's nightmare fodder.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on February 25, 2007, 09:47:07 AM SuperBot! (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies/BeyondTomorrow-20MB.mov) More movies here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies/Feb2007/) and here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot/movies). Main page here (http://www.isi.edu/robots/superbot.htm). I for one welcome out new robotic snake overlords.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on February 26, 2007, 08:15:01 PM Beer chucker. (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/beer-launching-fridge-catapults-those-brewskis-right-into-your-hands-239578.php)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 26, 2007, 08:21:28 PM Beer chucker. (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/beer-launching-fridge-catapults-those-brewskis-right-into-your-hands-239578.php) Awesome.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on February 27, 2007, 07:56:59 AM Beer chucker. (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/beer-launching-fridge-catapults-those-brewskis-right-into-your-hands-239578.php) I agree... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on February 27, 2007, 09:00:45 AM The Ballad of Black Mesa (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nTbL5elVXrU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Etro on March 04, 2007, 08:26:49 PM Some prime scottish culture (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeYDbTChh4s)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Calantus on March 04, 2007, 09:00:13 PM Early Windows ad. (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/software/the-most-ridiculous-windows-video-ever-234831.php) Forum where I found it said the video was probably used for conventions and presentations. It's still scary. Holy shit! That was... terrible. o_O Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on March 04, 2007, 11:30:41 PM Squirrel catapult (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f5d_1172741350)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 05, 2007, 04:13:16 AM Oh god damn. They blindsided that squirrel. Too bad we don't have any squirrels here in Arizona. We have scorpions though. But I think a scorpion catapault would be considered bioterrorism.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 05, 2007, 08:54:03 AM Paging the ASPCA.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on March 06, 2007, 09:49:25 AM Can't Touch This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx8NAi0L3fA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eashentemper%2Ecom%2F)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 06, 2007, 11:45:42 AM I need to get the GW expansions.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kenrick on March 06, 2007, 04:45:47 PM A movie has been made titled Mr. Woodcock.
Do you even dare watch the trailer (http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/mrwoodcock/hd/)? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on March 06, 2007, 08:45:46 PM The Sir Bruce Story?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 07, 2007, 08:10:59 AM The Sir Bruce Story? They already made that movie. It's called Napoleon Dynamite. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 07, 2007, 08:18:55 AM Heh.
Still doesn't make it watchable. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 07, 2007, 08:30:35 AM The only video of SirBruce that would be watchable would be him getting a well-deserved beating. Preferably with a giant black dildo.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on March 07, 2007, 11:08:36 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAYQZkAH9nY
Learn English. Horrifying, horrifying English. I'm putting a NSFW tag on this just in case, but there's no nudity. And no, I don't know who Toshi is. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 08, 2007, 09:14:58 AM What the fuck is wrong with the Japanese?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 08, 2007, 11:59:04 AM Hey, at least we can laugh at their methods to learning English, while we can only hang our heads and sigh at most of our own efforts to learn...any other language.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on March 09, 2007, 07:33:45 AM God of War (http://www.battleofthegods.tv/).
This isn't a video so much as it's an entire website. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 09, 2007, 08:01:01 AM God of War (http://www.battleofthegods.tv/). This isn't a video so much as it's an entire full-on geek explosion. fixed that for ya. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on March 09, 2007, 09:03:21 AM God of War (http://www.battleofthegods.tv/). This isn't a video so much as it's an entire full-on geek explosion. fixed that for ya. Ah, thanks. I knew something was missing from the description. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 13, 2007, 08:01:57 AM Super mario doom (http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2349)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on March 13, 2007, 05:38:20 PM The only video of SirBruce that would be watchable would be him getting a well-deserved beating. Preferably with a giant black dildo. You know? He would probably prefer it that way...Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 14, 2007, 12:13:31 AM Young DKs studio version of Rawhide (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk1HzMoo3Js&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1)
I know, its pretty random, but it made me smile. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: kaid on March 15, 2007, 10:34:25 AM Heheh laptop curling for the win.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8OMijrTVBU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8OMijrTVBU) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on March 15, 2007, 06:34:53 PM Heheh laptop curling for the win. Heh, that was a good one.http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8OMijrTVBU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8OMijrTVBU) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 16, 2007, 12:25:16 AM Yet more evidence that the Japanese are far more sexually something (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwa9yMJUCko&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1) than us westerners. No nudity, violence or profanity, but potentially NSFW
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on March 16, 2007, 03:30:56 AM Video gaming fun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8IVS1EZxmo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 16, 2007, 09:32:55 AM Yet more evidence that the Japanese are far more sexually something (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwa9yMJUCko&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1) than us westerners. No nudity, violence or profanity, but potentially NSFW WHAT... THE... FUCK?????? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on March 16, 2007, 09:34:30 AM I second Haemish's question.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 16, 2007, 07:06:10 PM ....
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on March 17, 2007, 01:05:29 AM The flavor is like a fist!
That actually looks like something someone put togther as a goof. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on March 17, 2007, 02:33:07 AM It is. It's from SuperDeluxe.com.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 17, 2007, 08:26:45 AM Aw man. That's just not even funny now. Anyone can poke fun at Japanese tv.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on March 17, 2007, 11:19:30 AM PVC leprechaun flutes for everyone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5_F7wgdpLM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 17, 2007, 01:35:00 PM "Could be a crack hea got holt of the wrong stuff"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 17, 2007, 06:45:06 PM Fucking retards. Why are they allowed to reside in the same country as us?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on March 18, 2007, 12:04:51 AM Unicorns and Leopluridons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgO3NcG3IHM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 18, 2007, 09:49:37 AM That actually made me laugh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 19, 2007, 08:54:01 AM SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHUN! SHUN!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 19, 2007, 10:10:30 AM The top 50 local TV commercials (http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryId=3599&SectionID=16%3Ff&spage=1)
Particularly pay attention to the ones below if you don't have time to watch all fifty. 49. Lincoln Auto Insurance. WTF was that?!? 44. Mr. Appliance 43. Sleep Center (the special effects are GREAT.) 37. The Game Store (because no one needs to see that guy in a half shirt.) 36. Auto Connection. (dancing bulldogs. what more do you want?) 31. Des Moines Renaissance Festival (because! *lol*) 29. iSpot Clothing (for all your Minnesota Gangsta needs) 28. Carpet Outlet (catchy, no??!) 27. Sanford Brown Institute 18. Pawn USA. (what--or who--exactly are they pawning?) 17. BPR Appliances (*is afraid*) 15. the Star Wars school board guy. 9. Wet Pets (catchy!!! i can't get it out of my head!) 8. New Hope Baptist Church (no really. you WANT to see this. it's my faaaaavourite. if you only watch one, this is it.) 6. Vern Wonk Insurance (what IS he.. the devil!?!) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on March 19, 2007, 10:41:13 AM Quote 6. Vern Fonk Insurance (what IS he.. the devil!?!) He is a local high risk insurance dbag. Strangely, I had never seen that commercial before, but he is known for his incredibly cheesy low-budget ads. The one where he raps is especially painful. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 19, 2007, 11:21:45 AM 31. Des Moines Renaissance Festival (because! *lol*) EXTREME SHOPPING! Le art. EDIT: Some of those prove that white people shouldn't be allowed anywhere near rap music. EVER. Fuck. I just watched the New Hope Baptist Church. Way to make Mississippi look like a backwoods evangelical shithole. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on March 19, 2007, 04:31:20 PM It's not? :-D
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mortriden on March 19, 2007, 05:12:29 PM The top 50 local TV commercials (http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryId=3599&SectionID=16%3Ff&spage=1) Particularly pay attention to the ones below if you don't have time to watch all fifty. 44. Mr. Appliance Oh christ. That I guy is just a freak of the highest order. I would say that is NOT his "best" commercial. He's got another one where he sticks his head out of a washer and eats a fucking sandwich while he does his commercial. It makes no sense. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on March 19, 2007, 07:17:03 PM This reporter needs to learn when to keep her pussy(cat) off the air.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ynz2Vvz9xo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on March 19, 2007, 07:28:50 PM I'll see your psycho-cat, and raise you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A-ugAYbGRo http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6067987480536636701&hl=en Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on March 19, 2007, 08:05:40 PM Just watched those commercials. I'd forgotten about the Norton's Furniture commercials and just how odd they were. I can't remember the name of the dude with the blacked-out eyeglasses and beard, either.
That school board one? WTF, seriously? Where'd the guy get the cash to run, the people he murdered and hid under the stairs? And Robo Cat.. :-o He needs to be renamed Capt. Christopher Pike. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on March 20, 2007, 08:45:26 PM Israel's Eurovision entry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_h_rLKTLvs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 21, 2007, 08:44:57 AM Israel's Eurovision entry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_h_rLKTLvs) I don't know what the fuck you said, little man... but you touched a brotha's heart. Seriously, as wacky as that is, it kicks the shit out of all the American Idol twats and much of the pop music like I was talking about in the other thread (Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco). America needs Eurovision to come over here and curbstomp the entire American Idol panel into dirt. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on March 21, 2007, 11:56:45 PM 300 The PG version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k&)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: kaid on March 22, 2007, 05:46:24 AM Okay now that is just odd. BRUSH YOUR TEEEEEEEETH!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 22, 2007, 10:01:29 AM Have to run, but the new Pirates of the Caribbean Trailer is out. It's awesome.
Also, Israel is so predictable. I present to you, Greece. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_2sF967nzo&mode=related&search=) Proving once again, that the only thing they should export is grape leaves. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 22, 2007, 10:48:13 AM WTF is with those haircuts....
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 22, 2007, 11:55:57 AM Holy shit, Greece's entry sucked monkey nuts. The guy can't even sing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tazelbain on March 22, 2007, 02:02:39 PM Ya, but the radishes have to be worth something.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sairon on March 22, 2007, 05:56:39 PM Commie Mario (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307402)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on March 23, 2007, 09:49:36 PM Holy shit, Greece's entry sucked monkey nuts. The guy can't even sing. Except that was a Turkish entry that wasn't selected. This is Greece: http://www.eurovision-fr.net/histoire/details_07.php?id=41 And Turkey: http://www.eurovision-fr.net/histoire/details_07.php?id=61 Both of which are pretty lame. The one that I thought was quite cool was Bulgaria: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9ytzgtLW1A Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 23, 2007, 09:57:14 PM I vote for the flying hottie as well.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on March 24, 2007, 02:02:50 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZnQatZgy4U
http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=253889 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 24, 2007, 09:42:05 AM That 3 year old is hilarious. Also, my vote's for Bulgaria. Got that cool matrixy feel to it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 25, 2007, 01:50:24 PM I <3 the DJ Bobo "Vampires are Alive" entry. It's the worst synthpop I've ever heard.
The legend has to survive. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 26, 2007, 06:54:39 AM The iRack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM_MkWgbt3k)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 26, 2007, 08:34:02 AM Here's "Vampires are Alive" as I mentioned yesterday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dDxp8Cez0
Brilliant. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 26, 2007, 08:37:42 AM It is videos like that that gave rise to the term "Eurotrash". Good motherfin grief.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 26, 2007, 09:36:46 AM I vote for the flying hottie as well. Damn tooting. That song was pretty good, and much less Justin Timberlake than either Greece or Turkey's entry. EDIT: THe Vampires song... ye gods, that's awful. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on March 26, 2007, 11:37:17 AM It is videos like that that gave rise to the term "Eurotrash". Good motherfin grief. Eurotrash? That would be the Ukraine entry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CsKw8giR1g Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on March 26, 2007, 02:07:34 PM This is a few months old, so I am guessing that someone has posted it before. However, on the off chance that any of you missed it, I present to you the world's biggest trainwreck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg).
You're welcome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on March 26, 2007, 02:13:12 PM Seriously dude.. fuck you. :-D
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on March 27, 2007, 06:04:42 AM Quote Eurotrash? That would be the Ukraine entry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CsKw8giR1g I'm surprised that actor is still around, he(yes thats HE) started in USSR days and he is Russian, not Ukrainian... This guy's career is to spoof others Wierd Al style but while cross dressing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 27, 2007, 08:25:10 AM This is a few months old, so I am guessing that someone has posted it before. However, on the off chance that any of you missed it, I present to you the world's biggest trainwreck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg). You're welcome. You just gave me testicular cancer, and I'm totally fucking blind. Alberto Gonzales will be waiting in your bedroom closet tonight with Steely Dan. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on March 27, 2007, 05:17:45 PM I can't stop listening to this chick, who kicks much ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 27, 2007, 11:15:39 PM Crazy kids from Tokyo.
http://www.akibablog.net/archives/img-mouse/harehareyukai070325.wmv (http://www.akibablog.net/archives/img-mouse/harehareyukai070325.wmv) For those who don't know, the song and dance are from the episode-ending sequence of a popular anime. But without Darth Vader. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on March 28, 2007, 12:07:52 AM I can't stop listening to this chick, who kicks much ass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U Great sound. Horrible, horrible fucking song. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 28, 2007, 01:12:01 AM I always wondered what Macy Gray would sound like if she was less nasal. Now that I've found out, I can rest easy.
That song sucked. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 28, 2007, 08:38:17 AM It kind of grows on you. The off-beat singing grates on my nerves, though, and that seems to be "her thing".
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on March 28, 2007, 08:59:04 AM The rest of the album is much less gimmicky, and more Motown. It's rilly good. Besides, she's a Jewish Brit bringin' the soul! That amounts for something.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on March 28, 2007, 09:29:03 AM Okay this one is better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aygAu1x2uQo
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on March 28, 2007, 09:39:02 AM I can't stop listening to this chick, who kicks much ass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U Add her to your dead pool. She's known to 'indulge' rather a lot, so success may not be kind. (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/winehouse270706_544x600.jpg) After 'health and fitness program' and a couple of years before. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on March 28, 2007, 09:45:50 AM To be fair, they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no no no.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 28, 2007, 10:23:22 AM So the mole is new?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 28, 2007, 11:59:54 PM That explains why it was so bad. She's Jewish.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on March 29, 2007, 07:05:33 AM I can't stop listening to this chick, who kicks much ass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U Good music. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 29, 2007, 08:15:12 AM Lets get back on target with Japanese television (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYameUIYo3c&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcomedy%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2F%3Fpage%3D3)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 29, 2007, 09:35:33 AM Ghost ride it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLvlGVNInw4&mode=related&search=) o/~ get out of the way, let casper drive it o/~
Tribute Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPNJjL9iznY) The comments made me laugh: "Ez2nV168 (1 day ago) DONT DO IT i got a $300 dollar ticket, 6 points on my license, raised insueance rates, crash the car, bent my rims... never again... never again" People are retarded. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 29, 2007, 09:55:10 AM To be fair, they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no no no. They should have tried to make her ass go to speech class. It might have made that song better. Seriously, is she trying to put some reggae inflection into it, or is it just her attempts to be soulful? Because it's distracting from what might otherwise be a good song. Also, little too much wall of sound on the instrumentals. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on March 29, 2007, 10:44:22 AM I hope nobody's posted this yet: Six songs, four chords.
B F# G#m E... repeat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JKKl95Ttrc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 29, 2007, 11:59:25 AM You're not awesome until you can ghost ride with a manual.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on March 29, 2007, 01:59:56 PM I saw this on fark the other day.
And you thought that Celine Dion cover was painful. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on March 29, 2007, 02:04:31 PM When I see "Ghost Rider", this is what I think of. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXXs0MS8pRk) I did some insane (read: stupid) shit when I was younger, but nothing this batshit insane.
Interestingly enough there are a couple rumors about the guy: First, that it was all staged (the cop chases) Second, that he died while making another vid (entirely possible) Third, that he's been locked up (in leiu of being dead) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on March 29, 2007, 02:18:27 PM I saw this on fark the other day. And you thought that Celine Dion cover was painful. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw) There really needs to be a Constitutional Amendment to outlaw white people from rapping, especially if they are over the age of 30. Dear sweet baby jesus what a fucking trainwreck. I can only hope that the fundies riot because they are emulating that satanic devil music and all vote for Pat Robertson or something. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 29, 2007, 05:29:26 PM I saw this on fark the other day. And you thought that Celine Dion cover was painful. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw) That should be a fucking Hate Crime or something. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 29, 2007, 06:26:54 PM Ghost ride it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLvlGVNInw4&mode=related&search=) o/~ get out of the way, let casper drive it o/~ (http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9889/nisfitsgy5.jpg) Quote from: (http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6299/glenndanzigym4vk2.jpg) 50 years ago we would have had you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on March 31, 2007, 08:39:27 PM One those things that probably only I find cool:
V8 engine block being machined from solid aluminum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsmiIeAkE-o). I'm a gearhead. What can I say? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 31, 2007, 10:16:48 PM Nope, that's pretty awesome. I didn't know how they made them before...now I know why they're so beast.
And expensive. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 01, 2007, 12:55:34 PM Nsfw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHRyRCHuQ7g
And kinda creepy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on April 01, 2007, 11:51:32 PM Nope, that's pretty awesome. I didn't know how they made them before...now I know why they're so beast. And expensive. I think that the expensive part is in the machines these days - the time taken and operator costs are dropping. The 4 and 5 axis CNC machines allow for faster and more efficient manufacturing because the tools are cutting more of the time. More than 90% of manufacturing is still done with manual machine tools though, which basically means somebody sets each machine movement. The numerical control machines can be pretty amazingly expensive, so they tend not to get used to make easy crap like table legs. I did some DNC programming once, which is where you send the machine codes from a computer to the CNC machines. I also worked on some fun CAM software that took CAD drawings and translated them into those machine commands. Its pretty incredible to pull up a drawing in AutoCAD and use it to tell a machine to create something. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 02, 2007, 07:40:12 AM Two really cool commercials from Sony:
Paint! (http://www.bravia-advert.com/paint/thead/) (70,000 Litres worth) Balls! (http://www.bravia-advert.com/commercial/braviaextcommhigh.html) (250,000 shot out of cannons) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Krakrok on April 02, 2007, 01:28:41 PM Recruit soldiers for Iraq from Civil War re-enactors and D&D geeks! (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_our_troops_in_iraq) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 02, 2007, 03:11:27 PM Does anyone NOT hate Fergie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on April 02, 2007, 03:19:33 PM I have never heard the original, but that was amusing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 02, 2007, 05:08:07 PM They're both shitty artists for different reasons.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on April 02, 2007, 07:42:24 PM Alanis owns the Intarweb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIk4oFkorbc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 03, 2007, 08:24:34 AM Alanis owns the Intarweb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g I think this is the first time I've seen Righ dupe. Eek. The end times are upon us. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on April 03, 2007, 08:55:24 AM Aiiieeeee! *flails*
It must be Google's fault. They get duplicates occasionally. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 03, 2007, 09:42:57 AM Beside You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uEozdU0Luc).
Not a useless video, because I think the song is fucking awesome (as are the others on the band's myspace page). Just wanted to share. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on April 03, 2007, 10:29:06 PM I think this is the first time I've seen Righ dupe. Eek. The end times are upon us. Yeah, that was pretty bad. Did I leave my computer unlocked? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on April 03, 2007, 11:42:25 PM Don't blame me if you get a sudden urge to buy one:
http://www.bleeplabs.com/movies.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 04, 2007, 12:15:54 AM Ordering... once I figure out the colors I want.
Edit: I'm tempted to ask, since they final coat it, if they could brand it with f13.net on the back. Heh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 04, 2007, 08:39:06 AM Holy fuck. If I lived with you, I'd probably trash them with a sledgehammer when you were not around.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 04, 2007, 08:59:43 AM Apologies if everyone is already sick of this song or whatevs, but this is the best revenge video ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZyTOROlo9E). I'm not on some Brit chick kick, I just keep finding out about these things a little late. :-P
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on April 04, 2007, 09:01:07 AM Lily Allen needs to die. In a car fire.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 04, 2007, 09:03:06 AM Lily Allen needs to die. In a car fire. I figured. She just played in Portland a week ago, and people I respect saw her. Do you hate Lady Sovereign too? Remember that to us Yanks the accent is still novel. But I still hate The Streets. I'm sorry, but we just do some things better. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on April 04, 2007, 09:05:09 AM No idea who Lady S is. However, the Streets are unbelievably bad and also need to be in the same car as Lilly.
Talentless bastards the lot of them. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on April 04, 2007, 09:38:13 AM Lady Sovereign is pretty awful stuff too. Britain doesn't have a lot of good rappers - or at least good rappers that have aligned themselves with worthwhile music. There are a handful such as Heitham Al-Sayed (Senser), Maxi Jazz (Faithless), and Tricky.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 05, 2007, 06:22:56 PM http://www.mediabum.com/html/Magic-Shoe-Strings.html
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on April 05, 2007, 09:02:05 PM The Big Lebowski. Fucking Short version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqtgfjkB6Pg)
Gratuitous language may make it NSFW for some (or just turn your speakers down!). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 06, 2007, 07:59:23 PM As if you didn't look foolish enough playing the Wii... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=myrtf3ZERUw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 06, 2007, 08:05:40 PM As if you didn't look foolish enough playing the Wii... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=myrtf3ZERUw) I'd get it just for the foot pedals (assuming I had a Wii). There was a time during my competitive shooter days that I seriously considered buying some foot pedals cause I had run out fingers but they were pretty expensive at that time. Also that helmet design is way too hot -- needs more holes.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 07, 2007, 12:24:59 PM My Humps by Alanis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g).
Umm, wha? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 07, 2007, 01:50:35 PM Number 3.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on April 08, 2007, 10:34:02 AM Does anyone NOT hate Fergie? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g I certainly never considered myself an Alanis fan, but she is now awesome. She had the balls to really point out just how shitty music is becoming. Songs like this one piss me off for about a dozen valid reasons, not all of which are even related to songwriting, but songwriting is certainly one of the foremost reasons. Good job, Alanis. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 09, 2007, 04:52:59 AM LOL! OK, now I get why Schild posted "Number 3" there. I don't like Fergie so I didn't bother to click those links before and find out that they are them as mine. Sorry about that. :oops:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 09, 2007, 03:31:38 PM You're probably not a good person if you laugh at this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp-ZJTMIzU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on April 09, 2007, 03:39:46 PM I like how they gave him the smallest knife possible in case he went nuts.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 09, 2007, 05:25:03 PM I laughed....
Hey, he put himself out there on Public Television. Isn't laughing at stuff on public access sort of a given? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 09, 2007, 07:42:18 PM I know it's prolly not true, but it kinda smacks of someone faking it. I mean I do a better retard than that guy.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on April 10, 2007, 01:45:46 PM I've been falling behind on this thread since I stopped using the public wireless connection (cable). I'm being a good sysadmin and forcing myself to use our shitty t1 along with the rest of the staff (I bleed for them). We t1 into our system host along with 5 other t1s, and a bunch of shared t1s totalling about 20 sites. They have a single t1 to the innernet ( :-o ). Not to mention the 20 sites that VPN /in/ through that single t1, though at least their internet traffic isn't jamming it up.
So...yeah, no videos lately, until I can convince the higher ups to get 10x the bandwidth for /10 the cost... But I snuck onto the wireless this morning to download some youtube stuff (omg youtube+(firefox+downloadhelper)+isquint=tehsplendid) and came across Hurt by Kermit the Frog. N really SFW (language, miss piggy's titty): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQRv0RjBBM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 10, 2007, 01:55:57 PM Japanese Air Sex.
http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1535 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 10, 2007, 06:51:22 PM Is it really that tough to get laid in Japan, pay-for places notwithstanding?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on April 12, 2007, 07:12:09 PM Mr T say I pity da foo that wear Gloria Vanderbilt! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InNdEWXWtsA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 13, 2007, 11:04:07 PM Important practical advice should you decide to breed elephants. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX9Fc2aZSkc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 14, 2007, 12:23:18 PM The meanest super mario levels (http://endangeredgamer.blogspot.com/2007/04/most-diabolical-super-mario-mod-ever.html) ever.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 14, 2007, 05:23:50 PM Babies make things funny.
http://funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 14, 2007, 09:28:02 PM Shoot! Shoot him! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX9y0iNuCcM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 15, 2007, 09:46:57 AM Shoot! Shoot him! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX9y0iNuCcM) Wha.. why? Why Stray? That was.. awful!Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 16, 2007, 08:31:56 AM King of the Cul de Sac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn1qcQbHusc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcomedy%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2F%3Fpage%3D3)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 17, 2007, 06:10:06 PM Anchorman-300 (http://www.videosift.com/video/Anchorman-300-recut)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 17, 2007, 07:27:02 PM Are you hittin the walls, and workin the middle? (nsfw)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LLpNLo864 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 17, 2007, 11:11:03 PM [EDIT] Actually, no. That was a little on the disturbing side of things.
Hmm... What to replace it with...? Something happy... .. Here's Let's Paint, Exercise, & Blend Drinks TV! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ&mode=related&search=) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 18, 2007, 10:33:16 PM Stray. You just blew my mind.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 18, 2007, 10:33:30 PM Fan fiction done right (http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=57998).
Not too big on the subject material, but I'm still impressed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 18, 2007, 10:35:07 PM Yea, that video was everywhere today. And they all stole it from the same NeoGAF thread.
I'm really sick of no one crediting them (I don't mean in forums, I mean on frontpages). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 18, 2007, 10:58:58 PM I wonder if that dude has a job in animation. I saw some cool ideas there. He could easily be working at Capcom doing corny DMC vids. 8-)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2007, 12:01:02 AM Aww, and they make such a cute couple. :hello_kitty_2:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on April 19, 2007, 08:32:55 AM Here's Let's Paint, Exercise, & Blend Drinks TV! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ&mode=related&search=) Oldie but a goodie. Don't forget to take phone calls, too!I wish I had seen that guy's show when I was doing acid. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 20, 2007, 08:33:37 PM Weng-Weng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqh5O9LbjhY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on April 21, 2007, 08:51:04 AM RUN! (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1qw98_codeguardian)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on April 23, 2007, 09:38:50 AM Dating a librarian chapter 786: I was telling her how, if I were a millionaire, I would buy a bunch of cars and smash them into shitty drivers. She then sends me these links :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RDSW-ybm0mg http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfIoKTTZuUo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on April 23, 2007, 04:05:32 PM Landlord from hell (http://sjl.funnyordie.com//v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925)
She looks like my niece! :-D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 24, 2007, 10:17:15 AM What they're spoofing... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTL5pKYofY)
SNL's spoof (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKv2SHhNrW0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 24, 2007, 10:23:25 AM Holy fuck, both those links are both extremely stupid AND not funny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 24, 2007, 11:39:47 AM Holy fuck, both those links are both extremely stupid AND not funny. I was thinking the exact same thing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on April 24, 2007, 11:57:47 AM I didn't know what they were spoofing, but I was glad we were having a side conversation during that skit. Well, not really a side conversation as it quickly became a normal conversation during which we occasionally glanced nervously toward the tv to see if teh stupid was still infecting the room.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 24, 2007, 12:15:06 PM Holy fuck, both those links are both extremely stupid AND not funny. Therefore making them useless videos.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 26, 2007, 11:10:25 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmaltChJnV0
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 27, 2007, 12:29:22 AM Ow.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on April 27, 2007, 01:08:11 AM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 27, 2007, 01:47:55 AM No way .That's fucking awesome. You guys just don't understand.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 27, 2007, 02:24:27 AM No way .That's fucking awesome. You guys just don't understand. That singing was dog howling awful.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 27, 2007, 02:39:16 AM You mean cat raping awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Etro on April 27, 2007, 07:54:49 AM oh the memories of playing MegaMan, thank you Schild!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 27, 2007, 08:38:52 AM Oldie but goodie: ass pennies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZZj0K5Pjp8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 27, 2007, 08:49:04 AM (http://www.icvdforums.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/megagroove.gif)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 27, 2007, 08:55:19 AM you must have been waiting a loooong time to post dancing mega man.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 27, 2007, 08:58:37 AM Heh. What we need is a :mega_man_rock: emote. 8-)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on April 27, 2007, 10:03:30 AM We need asspennies emote.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 27, 2007, 12:29:26 PM Oldie but goodie: ass pennies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZZj0K5Pjp8) That show was cancelled way before its time. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 27, 2007, 03:11:11 PM So did The State (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A_EgpUwMpo).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 27, 2007, 03:27:25 PM Creepy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKdD4bKvEus&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 27, 2007, 03:29:16 PM No way .That's fucking awesome. You guys just don't understand. Even with subtitles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_twRXA2tqUc).. I just don't understandTitle: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 27, 2007, 04:59:50 PM No way .That's fucking awesome. You guys just don't understand. Even with subtitles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_twRXA2tqUc).. I just don't understandhttp://music.atomic-fire.com/mp3/src_org_rm2/18%20-%20Wily%20Stages%201.mp3 (http://music.atomic-fire.com/mp3/src_org_rm2/18%20-%20Wily%20Stages%201.mp3) [EDIT] Let it be stuck in your head from now on. ;) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on April 27, 2007, 05:21:12 PM Hopefully this isn't a repost:
It Rubs the Lotion on it's Skin http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Oij377lgzs (http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Oij377lgzs) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 27, 2007, 05:23:56 PM I don't care if it's in Japanese, that singer is terrible.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 27, 2007, 05:32:07 PM It's a parody song. Not American Idol.
And it has little to do with it being in Japanese. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 27, 2007, 09:42:22 PM What I meant is that even with the language barrier, it still sucked, parody or not.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 27, 2007, 09:44:35 PM Of course it sucks. He's vocalizing a song from Megaman 2. What exactly do you expect? The whole premise is ridiculous. And the whole point of enjoying it is because it's ridiculous. It's ridiculously awesome. It''s the Amish Paradise of video game covers. It's not about the quality of his singing. It's about the fact that he even fucking sung it at all.
It's very depressing that I even have to explain that. [EDIT] If you want someone that's SUPPOSED TO BE more "tasteful", then here's a guitar track. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHdSV7AZYcg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHdSV7AZYcg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Etro on April 28, 2007, 01:37:26 PM I want to play with a Gaylord! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQG5Hb6Gew)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 28, 2007, 04:28:48 PM Wiki, Wiki, Wik!
Well, I'm a bad assed cowboy livin in the cowboy days. Jiggy wiggy! Scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang! Me and Artimus Clyde Frog go and save Salma Hayek From the big metal spider. (http://www.linkbitch.org/goto.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flixya.com%2Fspider-mobile-voiture-araignee&urlid=9543) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 29, 2007, 10:39:06 AM Keep yer jesus off mah penus! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exDo2SMdB-0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fpolitics%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2F%3Fpage%3D2)
NSFW for language Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on April 29, 2007, 06:31:47 PM As long as we're on the topic of Megaman, check out this cool rendition of one the Snake Man boss theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwPnPHo1ynI&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwPnPHo1ynI&mode=related&search=) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 29, 2007, 09:13:02 PM Link SFW, site semi-NSFW, don't wander around too much: Kid Zeppelin (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1756378/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 29, 2007, 11:47:11 PM He plays it cleaner than Page does, at least.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on April 30, 2007, 12:02:03 AM Band story incoming from Sky in 3 ... 2... 1...
:rimshot: :-D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on April 30, 2007, 09:21:41 AM (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dancer.gif) :rimshot: (http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/1900.gif) (http://www.iamnotageek.com/images/smilies/smiley_violin.gif) (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dancer.gif)
(http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/rockon.gif) (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/crowd.gif) (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/rockon.gif) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on May 02, 2007, 12:48:00 AM Bet you wish you had neibours like this when you were a kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnPvUrieH80 And we need more marketign execs like this dude. Weed out the bad ideas: Permanently. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOO5PFA6Ebo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on May 02, 2007, 12:54:36 AM Somehow I don't see that Ad getting much air time at the moment...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on May 03, 2007, 06:24:10 PM I doubt you can handle this, but I present: I Am Baby Cakes (http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB70AD0C7969D51BF8F67E2B3E520D4ED9)
Edit: While you're at it, the RP Tournament episode is the BEST. (http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBA696F269B9D88D70629D940E51E3A2C6) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 04, 2007, 11:52:55 AM I can't handle the super-condensed unfunny contained in those videos.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on May 04, 2007, 06:19:08 PM That's because you're a soulless asshole. :-D
Edit. That sounded too harsh without a smily. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 07, 2007, 11:23:05 AM Is the smiley supposed to make me think you didn't mean it?
You've hurt my feelings. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ClydeJr on May 07, 2007, 12:46:08 PM NASA tests methane rocket engine (http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2007/images/methaneblast/testfiring.wmv)
Make sure you have some sound on for this. Main page describing engine: http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2007/04may_methaneblast.htm?list208336 (http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2007/04may_methaneblast.htm?list208336) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on May 07, 2007, 03:31:17 PM Was the farting noise at the end of that video intentional? It says nothing in the article that I could see...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on May 08, 2007, 03:41:39 PM It know it must be defanged, but seriously...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3b_1178524471 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 08, 2007, 04:41:15 PM There's also a video there of a dude getting mauled by a lion, which looks Awfully fishy. I mean, hell. I can only assume that if you're handling lions, you keep a gun somewhere big enough to take down a lion....like some kind of rifle?
No, these idiots try to shoot the poor thing with a pistol. A dinky-ass revolver at that. Also, the ensuing CPR looks fake as shit. EXCESSIVELY NSFW (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=77d_1177437097). If you have wife/girlfriend, it's probably best if they're not around. I'm just wondering where I get tickets for this TV show. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 08, 2007, 07:10:01 PM Its from a late night show in Spain that was called Chronicas Marcianas (Martian Chronicles). It was basically David Letterman with Boobs. It was discontinued after 10 years of air time. Probably one of Spain's most popular shows ever.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 09, 2007, 10:45:25 AM Claymation video - Devil Went Down to Georgia by Primus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9tEdbwXxXw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on May 09, 2007, 11:34:29 AM He plays it cleaner than Page does, at least. Uh, no. But I won't bag on him, he's just a kid. I wouldn't expect him to play with an iota of passion or any vibrato whatsoever at that age.Then again, I saw Joe Bonamassa at age 14 and he kicked the shit out of the guitar. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on May 09, 2007, 11:37:03 AM Claymation video - Devil Went Down to Georgia by Primus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9tEdbwXxXw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1) Sweet, that's so going on my ipod. Figgering out how to get youtube crap on the ipod was the coolest thing I've done with it thus far.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on May 11, 2007, 12:01:14 PM First! I was just wondering when someone would do a video of first posting. Oh and Hi f13 :-):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on May 14, 2007, 07:43:53 AM Got this from today's SA article. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsVD37IQM94) Some crazy Japanese show with a gril dressed up as a seal in front of a polor bear.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 14, 2007, 08:03:23 AM That show is fucking awesome. They also have HardGay.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on May 15, 2007, 02:54:30 AM Short *and* useless:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyto11S7dr8 Kind of reminded my of Paelos for some reason so I figured I'd share. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on May 16, 2007, 10:08:42 AM Can anyone get past 49.3?
http://www.solidworkspilot.com/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 16, 2007, 10:44:28 AM Oh, that was a mean link. 30 minutes down the drain! Got to 47!
Here's some nice guitar work with harmonics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_sII2rDis4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D5%26range%3D1) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on May 16, 2007, 10:48:54 AM Yeah. I suck, couldn't get past 45.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on May 16, 2007, 01:45:29 PM 45.3 in ten minutes. Fun diversion, but I gots worktado!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on May 16, 2007, 05:37:04 PM http://www.metacafe.com/watch/583410/the_honk/
The Fonz sure does like his blush. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 16, 2007, 06:40:09 PM Hmm, 48.3 is the best I could get after a few minutes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on May 17, 2007, 12:45:23 PM Doing a search for The World Online videos (now known as The Secret World MMO), this little nugget popped up:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3891535120990840079&q=the+world+online&hl=en 43 minutes long, so beware. Lots of Illuminati / Jesuits control the world / conspiracy stuff. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on May 17, 2007, 01:34:08 PM Lions v. Crocodiles v. Water Buffalo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM). Long but very worth it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on May 17, 2007, 03:00:19 PM Lions v. Crocodiles v. Water Buffalo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM). Long but very worth it. That was amazing. TYVM for posting that...wow. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on May 17, 2007, 05:46:39 PM That was rather amazing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 17, 2007, 07:57:13 PM Wowzers.
It's a shame there wasn't more action from Team Croc. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 18, 2007, 11:20:41 AM Agreed. Awesome as hell, but needs more crocbell.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on May 19, 2007, 12:26:29 PM Look out!
Too late, it's dead already. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPkk1sUFkI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on May 20, 2007, 07:11:35 PM Angry Tortoise (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0gfCyeiyM)
A really cute hedgehog (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TPhpsIK7pDc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir Fodder on May 20, 2007, 08:43:07 PM Some of the Tim and Eric Shrek "promo" videos this guy (http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=TGTTM&p=r) posted literally brought me to tears.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on May 20, 2007, 09:41:08 PM This one, unrelated to shrek, made me laugh the hardest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG7258dZvfc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on May 22, 2007, 09:58:15 AM Do not poke angry kitty with stick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyJuZef9r9c&NR=1).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on May 22, 2007, 11:35:37 AM Just a bit of miscommunication. They were supposed to prod it out of the cage with a steak.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on May 24, 2007, 03:06:36 PM But does it know the difference between the salad fork and a dinner fork?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/599953/cat_eats_like_a_human/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 25, 2007, 09:50:23 AM Vintage music video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdnc7vj2glc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D3%26range%3D1) Cheered me up.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on May 25, 2007, 02:37:19 PM I looked back a few pages and didn't see any references to this, so hopefully it is not a repost.
Steve Jobs presents Apple's newest product! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCY2t_wK4q0) This makes me want to start watching Mad TV. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on May 25, 2007, 10:41:34 PM My new most favorite thing on the internet:
http://axiomsun.com/home/video/nancy_grace_owned_by_her_own_crew.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 25, 2007, 11:06:14 PM LMAOIRL. Seriously. The poor girl was probably on her way out anyway, so she thought she might as well get back at the useless bitch?
Maybe she's getting a job with TDL? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 25, 2007, 11:13:02 PM Turns out the last portion, with the animal humping, was doctored in. Still, funny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on May 25, 2007, 11:25:30 PM Good god I loathe Nancy Grace. The Daily Show owned her so hard on the Duke rape case. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1qaf5_daily-show-nancy-grace-duke-lacross)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 25, 2007, 11:49:09 PM I would say that she deserves to be stabbed in the face with a rigid cock, but...really, who would lower themselves to do it?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Triforcer on May 26, 2007, 06:02:57 AM Bo Jackson: best video game athete ever.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8PBvOxicz-0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 26, 2007, 11:13:35 AM I would say that she deserves to be stabbed in the face with a rigid cock, but...really, who would lower themselves to do it? I wouldn't want her anywhere near YOUR cock, much less my own or anyone else's. That cunt probably has more hidden teeth than Ann Coulter's naughty box. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on May 27, 2007, 09:26:59 PM Wait, who says the cock has to be alive and attached to somebody? Just get down the morgue and attach one to a ten foot pole.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on May 28, 2007, 01:26:05 AM Good god I loathe Nancy Grace. The Daily Show owned her so hard on the Duke rape case. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1qaf5_daily-show-nancy-grace-duke-lacross) I have no idea who she is, but that was funny shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 28, 2007, 11:15:33 AM She's a former lawyer cunt who used to be one of the talking heads on CNN as some kind of expert on legal proceedings. Now she has some show on CourtTV I think, which is where those clips come from. She's always been a right douchebag.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on May 29, 2007, 08:36:52 AM Bird craps on Bushy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIl1jyr3HhY
Related link: One-Finger Victory Salute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_bylg-Jjz8 Awright one more Bushy, Letterman's bit, compilation style: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa3J-L29iT8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 29, 2007, 08:54:48 AM Related link: One-Finger Victory Salute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_bylg-Jjz8 He is SUCH a goddamned redneck. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on June 01, 2007, 04:03:09 PM I'm predicting a Le Art on this one...
http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on June 01, 2007, 04:06:07 PM I'm predicting a Le Art on this one... :heart:http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on June 01, 2007, 10:40:30 PM http://mtvmovieawards.yahoo.com/#
check out united 300 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on June 02, 2007, 06:56:25 AM I'm predicting a Le Art on this one... http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf) If that had been the original, it would certainly have gone in the hall of fame of internet flash thingies. I will give it a hearty LOLERZ, though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on June 02, 2007, 03:53:00 PM http://mtvmovieawards.yahoo.com/# check out united 300 "Tonight WE DINE IN CLEVELAND!!!!!!" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on June 03, 2007, 12:16:16 AM I'm predicting a Le Art on this one... http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fallout3ea8.swf) I can never remember the name of the original song, what is it again? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on June 03, 2007, 11:12:20 AM It's part of Loituma's Ievans Polkka.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on June 03, 2007, 11:43:54 PM Thanks!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on June 04, 2007, 03:51:59 AM AHHHHHHH!
(http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/9648/1180911973124gg3.gif) I don't know why but that kinda weirds me out. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on June 04, 2007, 04:37:27 AM It's part of Loituma's Ievans Polkka. Ever tried to sing along without understanding a word finish ? I think I have a cramp in my tongue.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on June 04, 2007, 10:33:45 AM This is pretty funny - Flight of the Conchords (http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBC5E31A507F3962A27A8507FFFF7E6E8A).
It's a whole 25-minute episode! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on June 04, 2007, 12:33:05 PM Ever tried to sing along without understanding a word finish ? I think I have a cramp in my tongue. My friends tease I can't sing along with songs I DO understand.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 04, 2007, 04:09:45 PM This is pretty funny - Flight of the Conchords (http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBC5E31A507F3962A27A8507FFFF7E6E8A). It's a whole 25-minute episode! I found this filthy thing after clicking your link. Probably NSFW. (http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBDF37A01B6860ED2D41E5AB643C5C01CF) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on June 04, 2007, 04:52:20 PM This almost makes me not completely hate MTV:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DlmGusx65Y edit: new link Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on June 04, 2007, 08:04:59 PM This almost makes me not completely hate MTV: Until they force it to be removed so we have no clue what you're talking about.[kaput link] Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 04, 2007, 09:40:49 PM Hot Sara Silverman makes fun of Paris Hilton. Hilton almost cries, while Jack Nicholson sips a drink and laughs.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 05, 2007, 08:17:46 AM Now that was beautiful. Much funnier than anything I've seen of Sara Silverman's show.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 05, 2007, 12:09:34 PM I don't usually let you guys see What (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaaxtxkJqKg&mode=related&search=) makes me Tick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULNV7IAM8og&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on June 05, 2007, 12:56:20 PM Dutty Wine Gone Wrong. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vds7Q9Ld38) Wait for it....
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on June 05, 2007, 01:14:56 PM What's "dutty wine"?
Why is she convulsing on stage like that? WHAT'S GOING ON!? I feel so old. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 05, 2007, 03:58:07 PM Kids, this is could be you, on Crack.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on June 05, 2007, 06:12:56 PM Now that was beautiful. Much funnier than anything I've seen of Sara Silverman's show. Get her stand-up act on video. One of the funniest comedians I've seen but I really doubt if her style translates well to a tv sit-com. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on June 05, 2007, 07:17:28 PM Swear Jar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Calantus on June 06, 2007, 06:17:19 AM Tick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULNV7IAM8og&mode=related&search=) That was... incredible. It was perfect in so many ways. The people who made it deserve medals. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on June 06, 2007, 09:47:14 AM Swear Jar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM) Beautiful. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on June 06, 2007, 09:57:40 AM PS3 advert but NWFW. (http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=20297&type=wmv)
Figure it out. (http://www.thisisliving.tv/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 06, 2007, 11:14:40 AM Swear Jar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM) I'm in tears from that one. Le art. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on June 06, 2007, 04:45:12 PM Hitler loses his Xbox live account. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvZnTFpip0) It's in poor taste and the text is poorly written, but it was funny if taken in a South Park sort of way. NSFW.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on June 06, 2007, 10:44:19 PM What? THATS NOT WHAT THEY ARE SAYING AT ALL!!1!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on June 07, 2007, 07:06:21 AM Hitler loses his Xbox live account. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvZnTFpip0) It's in poor taste and the text is poorly written, but it was funny if taken in a South Park sort of way. NSFW. Whenever I see that movie or clips from it I honestly wonder if the guy playing Goebbles had plastic surgery to look that evil.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on June 08, 2007, 09:55:46 PM I must see this:
http://www.devilducky.com/media/62681/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on June 08, 2007, 11:58:45 PM No - You must see THIS!!!! (http://www.devilducky.com/media/62924/). I really want some sushi right now.
The airplane bit in the last one had me laughing pretty good. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 09, 2007, 07:57:41 AM What airplane?
Still, was pretty neat. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 11, 2007, 09:06:16 AM http://strazos.willbedefeated.com
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 11, 2007, 08:44:58 PM That was almost funny.
Almost. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 12, 2007, 04:50:23 AM Tick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULNV7IAM8og&mode=related&search=) That was... incredible. It was perfect in so many ways. The people who made it deserve medals. If you liked the first two, as I did, the 3rd is similarly amusing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pacJDl4pZqg). I'm honestly not getting paid by these guys. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on June 12, 2007, 08:13:56 PM Johnny Depp in Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB0vWOaOjx0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on June 13, 2007, 12:48:19 AM Q: Paul, what are you here for today, Paul?
A: To sing opera (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9oxTy7KIAaA). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 13, 2007, 07:22:14 AM Johnny Depp in Japan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB0vWOaOjx0 The wierdest thing in that is his English accent. I know he's living in France and all, but c'mon, the boy's from Kentucky fer cryin' out loud! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on June 13, 2007, 07:23:52 AM What airplane? Airplane I. You know with Leslie Nielsen. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2007, 08:27:30 AM Q: Paul, what are you here for today, Paul? A: To sing opera (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9oxTy7KIAaA). That was transcendent. Fuck me, how does a mobile phone salesmen sing that good and NOT have been on stage already? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 13, 2007, 04:35:43 PM That was transcendent. Fuck me, how does a mobile phone salesmen sing that good and NOT have been on stage already? Just how the world works? Amazing one way or another. I sure hope he wins. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on June 13, 2007, 09:09:11 PM Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
http://www.livevideo.com/video/7A57F42989E240D8B45819D885AD583E/korean-ball-bouncing.aspx Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 13, 2007, 10:27:23 PM That was transcendent. Fuck me, how does a mobile phone salesmen sing that good and NOT have been on stage already? He was. A quick look at the wiki references (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Potts) confirm:Quote He has spent two summers touring Northern Italy training with one of the major opera schools, training under top teachers Mario Melani and Svetlana Sidrova, and has taken part in master classes with Vilma Vernocchi, Katia Ricciarelli and Luciano Pavarotti. He has also performed with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. And he also sells mobile phones. Sort of how Casey Ryback (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105690/) also cooks. It doesn't lessen how good he is, just realize he wasn't just some schmoe with aspirations.With Bath Opera he has sung the roles of Don Basilio (Marriage of Figaro), Don Ottavio (Don Giovanni) and the title role in Verdi's Don Carlos, and Turandot as Prince of Persia and Herald. Future plans include the role of Chevalier des Grieux (Manon Lescaut) for Southgate Opera, London, and another concert with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra in the summer. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on June 14, 2007, 07:26:23 AM Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. That was either a woman or a eunuch.http://www.livevideo.com/video/7A57F42989E240D8B45819D885AD583E/korean-ball-bouncing.aspx Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 14, 2007, 07:31:23 AM Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. That was either a woman or a eunuch.http://www.livevideo.com/video/7A57F42989E240D8B45819D885AD583E/korean-ball-bouncing.aspx Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 14, 2007, 08:10:44 AM Another ridiculous Japanese game show that seems absolutely impossible. (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/06/beyond_redonk.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on June 14, 2007, 09:10:20 AM The seven foot guy was a amusing. He should have kept breaking blocks until they gave him one to fit through.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 14, 2007, 07:51:40 PM Q: Paul, what are you here for today, Paul? A: To sing opera (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9oxTy7KIAaA). He's also here to win the semi-finals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDB9zwlXrB8). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 15, 2007, 07:54:33 AM Q: Paul, what are you here for today, Paul? A: To sing opera (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9oxTy7KIAaA). He's also here to win the semi-finals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDB9zwlXrB8). Kick ass. I hate these kinds of shows, but I hope homie wins. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on June 15, 2007, 09:49:59 AM Panda Dog. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLqmf8x7rLI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwwtdd%2Ecom%2F)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on June 16, 2007, 10:00:42 AM Goonies of the Caribbean (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJSp2jNI7Co)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 17, 2007, 09:52:43 AM Kick ass. I hate these kinds of shows, but I hope homie wins. Friend and I were interested to see who Paul was up against. His name is Damon Scott and he sings with a puppet and during the semi-fainals he, uh, didn't do so well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENztgMVKio0). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sigil on June 18, 2007, 01:28:40 PM Anyone remember the AYDS appetite control system from the 80's? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73CKpn-5uc4)
Sorry if this was posted earlier. I'm not going through 46 pages of posts. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 18, 2007, 01:55:13 PM A fast solution to global warming. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYgEwXWilUc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2F%3Fpage%3D4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 18, 2007, 02:53:45 PM Kick ass. I hate these kinds of shows, but I hope homie wins. Friend and I were interested to see who Paul was up against. His name is Damon Scott and he sings with a puppet and during the semi-fainals he, uh, didn't do so well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENztgMVKio0). Simon Cowell is a dick. I thought that was pretty damn funny. But yeah, he was no Paul Plotts. EDIT: Shit, I remember those AYD'S diet products. Right about 1983, they just died out completely. I wonder why? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 18, 2007, 03:56:11 PM Anyone remember the AYDS appetite control system from the 80's? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73CKpn-5uc4) Sorry if this was posted earlier. I'm not going through 46 pages of posts. lol, Sicklerville NJ? Heh, how about that....Granted, I didn't live here yet, but that's not the point. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 19, 2007, 10:54:28 AM Sicko - Full Movie. (http://www.videosift.com/video/Sicko-full-movie-Michael-Moores-take-on-healthcare) Will probably be removed soon.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 19, 2007, 10:55:50 AM I think Michael Moore's movies should be posted everywhere. I mean, he's all about the message. RIGHT?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 19, 2007, 11:07:15 AM I think Michael Moore's movies should be posted everywhere. I mean, he's all about the message. RIGHT? Message for one day: http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=4358 (http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=4358) then: http://tinyurl.com/yvauzg (http://tinyurl.com/yvauzg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 19, 2007, 11:31:54 AM http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/half_of_nation_outraged_at
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on June 20, 2007, 02:32:06 PM Arcade basketball, dual wielding. (http://www.geekologie.com/2007/06/best_arcade_basketball_guy_eve.php)
Washed up actress dances badly. (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/bai_ling_is_almost_too_good_at.php) It's like a combination of Elaine Benes and the dance Ricky Gervais did in The Office. Then when you're getting bored, a midget is brought in. Yah. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 20, 2007, 04:45:22 PM Ye gods Bai. Wtf. Get out of the club. Only go if you run out of Coke. Yeesh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on June 22, 2007, 07:48:57 AM I can only hope that when I die, and my life is flashing before my eyes, I'll remember seeing a coked up Bai Ling freaking a midget.
That should put a smile on my face. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 22, 2007, 09:20:23 AM Fuck, I think I dance better than that, and I look like a cracked up scarecrow street whore heroin junkie with 50,000 volts running through me. I'm surprised the entire club didn't spontaneously combust upon seeing that.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on June 22, 2007, 09:54:40 AM I think Great White had that problem once...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on June 22, 2007, 10:12:01 AM Heh, did you ever notice that her name is "Bailing"? A Youtube search for Bai Ling told me so.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on June 22, 2007, 12:50:21 PM Del the Funky Homo Sapien waxing poetic about Megaman and inspirado for Deltron 3030. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbSG1vJisKw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on June 25, 2007, 11:43:06 PM So I found this adorable mime act. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU45bc8RBdU) It's adorable.
In my defense, I was actually looking for an old Rudy Coby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRmKlKsgDSo) stuff. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 26, 2007, 05:11:05 PM Only the French...
They were pretty good though....for mimes. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 26, 2007, 09:23:55 PM Simon Cowell is a dick. I thought that was pretty damn funny. But yeah, he was no Paul Plotts. Oh, by the way, he won (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_5W4t_CBzg) and as much as you hate Cowell, I'm pretty sure he just ensured this guy gets heard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ0nS7jVE3A&mode=related&search=). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Krakrok on July 02, 2007, 02:48:02 PM The EU makes you it's bitch (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=465509&in_page_id=1811) (probably NSFW). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 02, 2007, 06:50:49 PM Egg on Toast made me hungry.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on July 03, 2007, 05:25:22 AM Egg on Toast made me hungry. Fat chick getting doggied made me hungry. lol @ Knocked Up "What? It's a style!" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 03, 2007, 05:53:37 AM Balloon Fetish Goes Pathetically Wrong (http://www.videosift.com/video/Balloon-Fetish-Goes-Pathetically-Wrong)
(S4W) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 03, 2007, 06:07:41 AM A trojan says what now ?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tazelbain on July 04, 2007, 06:40:42 AM A submission for Democratic Debate.
http://www.youtube.com/contests_layout?name=DemocraticDebate&v=96uRDbfy82E&goto=76 (http://www.youtube.com/contests_layout?name=DemocraticDebate&v=96uRDbfy82E&goto=76) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 04, 2007, 10:56:04 AM Balloon Fetish Goes Pathetically Wrong (http://www.videosift.com/video/Balloon-Fetish-Goes-Pathetically-Wrong) (S4W) Quote " Well, I can still breathe!" Good, because I can't imagine what the EMT/ Police who finally show up to discover your pre-packaged corpse would've said. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on July 04, 2007, 06:41:12 PM "Aww frak. Another one of those fetishists. Hey Bob! Look what we got this week!"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on July 04, 2007, 10:33:04 PM NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDVC1Ex9kAA edit: oops, forgot. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 05, 2007, 08:59:04 AM You might want to label that NSFW there, king. There's some boobage about.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 05, 2007, 11:16:30 AM You might want to label that NSFW there, king. There's some boobage about. I love having my private office again. I should just sit and watch porn all day...but they might notice the udder lack of work.Good commercial, though :evil: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on July 05, 2007, 12:13:39 PM You must need some cream/ointment after a marathon session like that....
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on July 05, 2007, 02:03:54 PM I love having my private office again. I should just sit and watch porn all day...but they might notice the udder lack of work. If that was intentional, it's bad.If not, it's still bad. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 06, 2007, 07:30:01 AM Har. :woot:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on July 06, 2007, 10:53:27 AM y musicalmente por géneros como el cyberpunk, el glam rock y Elvis Presley.
QUE? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiNguu_fGd8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2F216%2E239%2E51%2E104%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dcache%3Az7%2Db5ZxXtLoJ%3Awww%2Epitchforkmedia%2Ecom%2Farticle%2Ffeature%2F36588%2Dstaff%2Dlist%2D100%2Dawesome%2D) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on July 06, 2007, 11:15:34 AM I saw them live at the Queen Margaret Union in Glasgow years ago. They sucked, but mercifully their set was quite short.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 06, 2007, 08:40:29 PM Human Pixels (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/the-real-.n-sync/human-pixels-perform-huge-real+time-animation-275689.php)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 06, 2007, 09:43:26 PM Dancing Stormtrooper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bygdRMCwC6s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Flj%2Dtoys%2Ecom%2F%3Fjournalid%3D9335812%26moduleid%3D15%26auth%5Ftoken%3Dsessionless%3A1183780800%3Aembedcontent%3A9335812%252)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on July 06, 2007, 10:17:37 PM Cuteness! (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/07/nhead_butt_pas.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on July 06, 2007, 10:38:15 PM Human Pixels (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/the-real-.n-sync/human-pixels-perform-huge-real+time-animation-275689.php) holy crap, that was awesome. The amount of training they must have done to get that right...the mind boggles.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 06, 2007, 10:51:20 PM Wow, buncha awesome videos today.
Also, see that damn Panda, laughing as it beat up on that poor defenseless woman? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 06, 2007, 11:10:37 PM That red panda rules. Thanks!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 07, 2007, 07:47:52 AM I didn't realize they were tame enough to have as pets.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on July 07, 2007, 08:05:16 AM I didn't realize they were tame enough to have as pets. Some people keep raccoons as pets, doesn't make it a good idea. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 07, 2007, 11:40:13 PM Human Pixels (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/the-real-.n-sync/human-pixels-perform-huge-real+time-animation-275689.php) holy crap, that was awesome. The amount of training they must have done to get that right...the mind boggles.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 07, 2007, 11:45:10 PM I didn't realize they were tame enough to have as pets. Red pandas are an endangered species. My guess is those are from a zoo and on "loan" to make that video.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on July 08, 2007, 10:05:05 AM Hero-Metal A-Capella! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6F9aJuHJE80)
Quote Five singers, one drummer. No guitars, no bass, no keyboards but nevertheless an unbelievable melodic metal experience. Just came back from a festival am watched them there. Greatest band I have seen in a long time and a splendid idea. Plus one of them is a scott, so what is not to love about them. Enjoy. PS: There is a live video on youtube, but the quality very very bad. The fanmade videos at least have decent sound. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 08, 2007, 05:56:52 PM When you take the guitars away from metal, it sounds like Christian Rock.
I'd nail the chick in the group though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 08, 2007, 08:12:07 PM That was pretty damn cool.
Tho I agree with Schild on the 'sounds like Christian Rock' bit. Interesting. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 09, 2007, 07:07:45 AM When you take the guitars away from metal, it sounds like Christian Rock. Soo...by deductive reasoning...there is only christian rock in arizona.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 09, 2007, 09:25:10 AM I bought and DL'd the album on iTunes because it was only $9. It's really good, and got my blood pumping in a way metal & hard rock hasn't for years now. It's just so much electronic noise, distortion, and whining about parents who don't love them enough these days.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 09, 2007, 09:30:24 AM There's some new band contest 'reality show' on with Johnny Rotten and Bif Naked ( :inluv: ) and some other dude as judges. We have it on the DVR and saw a couple of the bands, who were nu-metal or whatever the fuck that makeupped angsty garbage is. Metal is ready for a reset. They're even trying to bring back shredmetal, for crissakes. You can't kill the metal, but sometimes you do need to take it out behind the shed and shoot it a few times to get rid of the weak ones.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on July 09, 2007, 09:44:22 AM I usually very anti-celebrity, but I :heart: Bif Naked.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on July 09, 2007, 10:54:18 AM Hero-Metal A-Capella! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6F9aJuHJE80) Quote Five singers, one drummer. No guitars, no bass, no keyboards but nevertheless an unbelievable melodic metal experience. Just came back from a festival am watched them there. Greatest band I have seen in a long time and a splendid idea. Plus one of them is a scott, so what is not to love about them. Enjoy. PS: There is a live video on youtube, but the quality very very bad. The fanmade videos at least have decent sound. Wow. That song reminds me of Highlander. Not the movies either. The show. You know which one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on July 09, 2007, 11:50:51 AM Wow. That song reminds me of Highlander. Not the movies either. The show. You know which one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 09, 2007, 01:08:29 PM That was pretty damn cool. Tho I agree with Schild on the 'sounds like Christian Rock' bit. Interesting. I was thinking more like "When did metal start to look like N'Sync?" It still kicked ass. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on July 09, 2007, 01:42:06 PM There's some new band contest 'reality show' on with Johnny Rotten and Bif Naked ( :inluv: ) and some other dude as judges. We have it on the DVR and saw a couple of the bands, who were nu-metal or whatever the fuck that makeupped angsty garbage is. Metal is ready for a reset. They're even trying to bring back shredmetal, for crissakes. You can't kill the metal, but sometimes you do need to take it out behind the shed and shoot it a few times to get rid of the weak ones. Bodog Battle. (http://www.bodog.tv/media/bodog-battle-into-short) The third judge is Billy Duffy of The Cult. We don't get it on Comcast in this area, so either it'll be on the On Demand Fuse stuff that we do get or I'll have to download it via torrent. I guess Bif Naked is nice enough to look at, but I'm more interested in seeing Lydon do his camera antics. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 10, 2007, 08:43:51 PM Human Tetris:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZWHaor6LOU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 11, 2007, 09:10:54 AM News reporter CHUCK STORM is on the scene! (http://videoblazer.net/videoblazer/index.php?option=com_seyret&task=videodirectlink&id=1243)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lt.Dan on July 11, 2007, 04:12:01 PM I was flicking through channels on TV last night and came across an episode of "The Chaser's War on Everything". Ahh the memories.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3SfNANtig (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3SfNANtig) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ344JGAUYo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ344JGAUYo) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnP0snh_1cU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnP0snh_1cU) :( Worth watching again even if posted earlier. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 11, 2007, 06:47:05 PM 60's Anti-Porn short. (http://videoblazer.net/videoblazer/index.php?option=com_seyret&task=videodirectlink&id=477)
Some of the crap flowing out of Putnam's mouth is frighteningly familiar. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 11, 2007, 07:47:08 PM That was awsome. I just quoted many phrases of that instructional video to my GF over IM.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 12, 2007, 07:32:30 AM ...and again...the breast fetish.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 12, 2007, 07:43:34 AM Can someone come up with a cute (not NSFW) picture with an ms paint caption saying "You're appealing to the sodomists!" ? I think I would find such a intardnet image useful in the politics forum.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 12, 2007, 02:56:18 PM I love how they linger on every picture, and describe stuff in detail.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on July 12, 2007, 04:10:39 PM Serious Business is in dire need of My Business (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34O_-o-WJ_w).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 12, 2007, 06:45:01 PM Couldn't even understand what was going on, the audio was so loud and bad.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 13, 2007, 08:19:07 AM Jeez, I thought I recorded hot and bassy.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 13, 2007, 01:14:11 PM Flight of the bumblebee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVbuIZ-5-8o&NR=1)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 13, 2007, 11:36:26 PM That's a lot of fricking buttons.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 13, 2007, 11:40:07 PM Dueling presidential candidate "fan" videos:
Semi-NSFW (girls in bikinis) "I Got a Crush...On Obama" By Obama Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU) vs. Hot4Hill -- Taryn Southern (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGxTk6XEWf0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 15, 2007, 08:55:43 AM Purity Bricks (http://www.videosift.com/video/Louis-CK-Learns-about-the-Catholic-Church) (not for the devout Catholic)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on July 15, 2007, 06:18:59 PM SNL mostly misses but this one is pretty good.
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 15, 2007, 06:49:52 PM Boy, are you about 4 pages too late on that... that aired what, 6 months ago and stormed through the internet right after?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 16, 2007, 06:46:53 AM Hey I heard there's this funny skit where two guys play slavic bachelors that like to hit on women.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tazelbain on July 16, 2007, 07:45:47 AM Or the one about a cat... WHO DRIVES!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on July 16, 2007, 11:22:25 AM This is Sparta! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcAq9mOUx8s)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 16, 2007, 12:29:55 PM Well, blech. Nevermind then.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on July 16, 2007, 12:38:44 PM Pixar short (http://www.videosift.com/bigger.php?link_id=63337) Been removed by Meta cafe :cry: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 16, 2007, 08:58:33 PM A whole new level of awsome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n441gF-sU-Y&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Ftop%3Fpage%3D7%26range%3D1)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on July 16, 2007, 11:33:30 PM The Ace of Spades, as performed in Orgirmmar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0oQ9YSnir0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on July 17, 2007, 05:20:46 AM The Ace of Spades, as performed in Orgirmmar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0oQ9YSnir0) Yet another example of how people have more time than me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lantyssa on July 17, 2007, 07:33:47 AM Which is bigger? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Zz05t19dg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Slayerik on July 17, 2007, 07:37:59 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxN6XwORDnw&mode=related&search=
Beat Boxin need your sound or else it just doesn't work :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on July 18, 2007, 12:49:56 AM Read a book!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8) NSFW - lots of profanity. But all the ideas are good. Please take any race discussion to politics. Only for amusement.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 18, 2007, 06:16:11 AM Read a book!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8) NSFW - lots of profanity. But all the ideas are good. Please take any race discussion to politics. Only for amusement. Um... :-o Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 18, 2007, 10:42:04 AM Read a book!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8) NSFW - lots of profanity. But all the ideas are good. Please take any race discussion to politics. Only for amusement. Maybe it's cause I'm younger, but I love it. It applies to all the stupid kids of my generation, not just black people. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 18, 2007, 11:08:41 AM Except that it comes across about as effectively as a Rambo Movie advocating World Peace?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 18, 2007, 12:10:17 PM Except that it comes across about as effectively as a Rambo Movie advocating World Peace? Never claimed it was effective. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on July 19, 2007, 08:53:31 PM So - Anyone want to know how to be a Cyber Lovah??? (http://www.herbzipper.com/) Also NSFW.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on July 20, 2007, 01:14:38 AM the N word (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEho_HtJjuM) the ending reaches a creshendo of inapropreate funny.
do I even have to say NSFW. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 20, 2007, 07:01:42 AM That last chick was kind of hot.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on July 20, 2007, 07:25:46 AM This could possibly be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B833Q4mKE7Y&mode=related&search=)
Just like a fucking cartoon. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 20, 2007, 07:33:53 AM That's a giggle.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 20, 2007, 07:39:44 AM It's fake, of course, a commercial or something.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 20, 2007, 07:59:15 AM http://www.171starbucks.com/ (http://www.171starbucks.com/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on July 20, 2007, 08:57:40 AM So - Anyone want to know how to be a Cyber Lovah??? (http://www.herbzipper.com/) Also NSFW. Come on - the Mavis Beacon teaches one handed typing on the for sale page was internet gold.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 20, 2007, 08:58:19 PM Spider-Cat! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRk_C9c8xYc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on July 20, 2007, 09:40:22 PM Mentos and beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAcc8CPhlO4&NR=1), just dont do it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on July 21, 2007, 11:30:47 AM Everything you've heard about foreigners loving Michael Jackson is true.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 21, 2007, 11:41:22 AM Everything you've heard about foreigners loving Michael Jackson is true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o Now that's rehab! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 21, 2007, 06:36:24 PM Easy and silly parody to make, but I still laughed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ0Cynv6uy8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on July 22, 2007, 11:59:10 AM Everything you've heard about foreigners loving Michael Jackson is true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o Now that's rehab! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 23, 2007, 05:31:01 AM http://oopslist.com/Lunch.mpeg (http://oopslist.com/Lunch.mpeg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 23, 2007, 07:31:06 AM http://oopslist.com/Lunch.mpeg (http://oopslist.com/Lunch.mpeg) says no hotlinking Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 23, 2007, 08:47:29 AM Lunch.mpeg (http://www.clisham.com/Lunch.mpeg)
I really do not understand the issue with hotlinking, fuckers. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 23, 2007, 03:29:29 PM Online Sex Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-akP-rMiGd8)
My response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvXjgzMYszQ) (YouTube put the music slightly off-centre from my original timing, but I'm not making a slightly off-centre version just to compensate for YouTube.) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on July 23, 2007, 06:56:01 PM Generation Chickenhawk (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/generation-chickenhawk-t_b_56676.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on July 24, 2007, 02:11:12 PM Sports acrobatics (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/628015/amazing_sports_acrobatics/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samprimary on July 25, 2007, 05:55:34 AM READ A BOOK
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 25, 2007, 06:03:48 AM READ A BOOK http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8 Fail. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 25, 2007, 08:32:19 AM READ A BOOK http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8 Yanked by Viacom. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on July 25, 2007, 10:25:14 AM Chocolate rain. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA)
What the hell is chocolate rain anyhow? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on July 25, 2007, 10:29:39 AM Chocolate rain. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA) What the hell is chocolate rain anyhow? I'm not sure, but he starts sweating half way through doing that voice which makes me think he has something stuck up his ass. Also, Chocolate Rain? I'm not looking that up @ work. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 25, 2007, 12:20:14 PM WTF? I have no idea what this guy is talking about and a Google search on "Chocolate rain" only brings up other people trying to figure it out as well.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on July 25, 2007, 12:52:12 PM Tay Zonday should team up with Ronald Jenkees and they will rule YouTubes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on July 25, 2007, 12:58:30 PM OMG Tay Zonday rickrolled himself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aY7HZvFpQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samprimary on July 25, 2007, 02:22:04 PM READ A BOOK http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8 Fail. Oh for. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN2VqFPNS8w Let's see how long this one lasts IT'S CALLED SPEED STICK IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 25, 2007, 02:54:31 PM Read a book!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8) NSFW - lots of profanity. But all the ideas are good. Please take any race discussion to politics. Only for amusement. Dupe. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on July 25, 2007, 04:01:35 PM Is chocolate rain like R. Kelly's doo doo butter?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 26, 2007, 09:13:14 AM This is so full of win, I can barely post it:
Indian Superman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 26, 2007, 09:24:14 AM Why is SuperRaj getting jiggy with Spider-Girl?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 26, 2007, 09:29:09 AM This is so full of win, I can barely post it: Indian Superman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs) That was gorgeous Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on July 26, 2007, 12:20:04 PM Invisible rope. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_15G4Y11dY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 26, 2007, 12:56:51 PM This is so full of win, I can barely post it: That was gorgeousIndian Superman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 26, 2007, 01:24:39 PM I made a "Speedstick, It's not Expensive" joke in a thread about black people in Resident Evil 5 over at NeoGAF. The thread got locked. Getting banned there is really f'ing hard. I thought that would do it, but it was a joke I couldn't pass up. Apparently, I have to go apeshit on Jaffe or something.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 26, 2007, 10:21:04 PM I made a "Speedstick, It's not Expensive" joke in a thread about black people in Resident Evil 5 over at NeoGAF. The thread got locked. Getting banned there is really f'ing hard. I thought that would do it, but it was a joke I couldn't pass up. Apparently, I have to go apeshit on Jaffe or something. You should have told them you were running for city council. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 26, 2007, 11:05:47 PM This is so full of win, I can barely post it: That was gorgeousIndian Superman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 27, 2007, 11:27:06 AM WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC STUPIDITY, EXTREME BODILY INJURY, AND POSSIBLE LOSS OF LIMBS
The best of internet videos (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=27d_1177265565) Some of it is pretty painful to watch. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 27, 2007, 12:05:14 PM WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC STUPIDITY, EXTREME BODILY INJURY, AND POSSIBLE LOSS OF LIMBS The best of internet videos (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=27d_1177265565) Some of it is pretty painful to watch. Some of it is. And some of it is damn funny. I especially laugh at the people who hurt themselves doing obviously stupid shit like skateboarding off of rooftops or hanging out of car doors to knock over kids on bikes. Those tools deserve it for being at the low end of the gene pool. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 27, 2007, 12:52:16 PM Seadragon and Photosynth (http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/129)
This is really incredible. I've never seen anything like it. It brings to mind minority-report sort of imaging but it's not really. Just watch it and stay for the cathedral. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on July 27, 2007, 03:39:30 PM Wow. Just fucking wow.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 27, 2007, 04:18:39 PM I fucking love TED.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 27, 2007, 11:46:38 PM Pesci and Deniro are...Ernie and Bert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93Kvl3YMWQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcomedy%2Evideosift%2Ecom%2Fqueue%3Fpage%3D4)
Language is NSFW, image is safe Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on July 28, 2007, 01:11:35 AM Hey - it's a wedding party...In prison? No...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPmYbP0F4Zw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPmYbP0F4Zw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on July 28, 2007, 01:12:25 AM It's a wedding party in india.. Wait.. No....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8Qm8yDj-8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8Qm8yDj-8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 28, 2007, 02:18:07 AM Seadragon and Photosynth (http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/129) This is really incredible. I've never seen anything like it. It brings to mind minority-report sort of imaging but it's not really. Just watch it and stay for the cathedral. Fuck. Me. Gently. That's stunning. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on July 28, 2007, 06:57:32 AM Seadragon and Photosynth (http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/129) This is really incredible. I've never seen anything like it. It brings to mind minority-report sort of imaging but it's not really. Just watch it and stay for the cathedral. Fuck. Me. Gently. That's stunning. You absolutely have to go check out the tech demo. http://labs.live.com/photosynth/ MUST. It's just not an option. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 28, 2007, 08:47:33 AM Seadragon and Photosynth (http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/129) This is really incredible. I've never seen anything like it. It brings to mind minority-report sort of imaging but it's not really. Just watch it and stay for the cathedral. Fuck. Me. Gently. That's stunning. You absolutely have to go check out the tech demo. http://labs.live.com/photosynth/ MUST. It's just not an option. That rules Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 30, 2007, 09:07:11 AM You absolutely have to go check out the tech demo. http://labs.live.com/photosynth/ Not an option, indeed.MUST. It's just not an option. Quote Windows XP SP2 and Vista Only The Photosynth technology preview runs only on Windows XP SP2 and Windows Vista. If you feel you've reached this message in error, you can try anyway. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 31, 2007, 03:42:50 AM This made me laugh a lot - someone's family video becomes I, Robot ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QbV7AGUPII Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 31, 2007, 05:39:54 AM That kid is going to grow up to be a mass murderer.
Parents really need to set ground rules at an early age. Beating the shit out of a stuffed animal should be a huge red flag. Laughing at the kid when the toy hurts him is going to cause so many issues for his psychiatrist to decipher decades down the road. Maybe Grunk could give us just one example from when he was a child to reinforce my point. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on July 31, 2007, 07:30:31 AM It's that at the church Grunk went to, the pastors substituted drain-o for grape juice.
That's really where the problems stem. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on July 31, 2007, 10:23:53 AM Not an option, indeed. Quote Windows XP SP2 and Vista Only The Photosynth technology preview runs only on Windows XP SP2 and Windows Vista. If you feel you've reached this message in error, you can try anyway. I am Jack's amazing sense of entitlement. :roll: Windows XP or Vista is not a burden of a requirement, especially not with experimental tech like that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 31, 2007, 12:48:42 PM Unless you are on a mac running osx. My point being you said it was not an option to see this demo, and I merely agreed, it's not an option.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on August 01, 2007, 09:34:30 PM That kid is going to grow up to be a mass murderer. Parents really need to set ground rules at an early age. Beating the shit out of a stuffed animal should be a huge red flag. Laughing at the kid when the toy hurts him is going to cause so many issues for his psychiatrist to decipher decades down the road. Oh give me a break. The kid wasn't "beating the shit" out of anything. He was tossing it. He looks to be about two. That's how kids that age play with stuff. If the worst thing that happens to that kid is a chuckle from his parents when he bonks his boo-boo he will be the luckiest kid on the planet and will only be in therapy because he can't handle his perfect childhood. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on August 02, 2007, 06:14:30 AM I think you fell into Oban's non-green chasm.
I surely hope so, or Oban is just nuts. That kid was playing nice with Elmo as far as I could see. My brothers and I would have had him alight in the second minute. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 02, 2007, 08:11:03 AM Yes, that needed to be Grunk Green, you edited out the closer.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 02, 2007, 09:24:34 AM Hahah.
Grunk Green. That needs to be a Crayola color. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Slayerik on August 02, 2007, 10:51:09 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou2mVnElp6c
Kevin Smith owns dude at Comic Con! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 02, 2007, 12:18:55 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6CSIFi78Nw
Finally, fighting back against our monkey overlords. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 02, 2007, 12:23:17 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6CSIFi78Nw Finally, fighting back against our monkey overlords. Hahahahaha. Took me a minute to realize what the network symbol stood for. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on August 02, 2007, 08:19:32 PM Ah. I had no idea who Grunk is as I don't inhabit the parts of this site he has been posting in. My bad.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on August 03, 2007, 10:15:44 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou2mVnElp6c Kevin Smith owns dude at Comic Con! :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: KS. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on August 03, 2007, 12:01:26 PM CPDRC inmates dancing the Algorithm March
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uG0OGpdX4F0 My Fav: Thriller: http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=879021&fr=&cache=1 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 04, 2007, 10:38:54 PM Horse race:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 05, 2007, 10:06:18 PM Don't ask, don't tell, but please, pass the eyebleach. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b68_1185931929)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 05, 2007, 11:12:46 PM Don't ask, don't tell, but please, pass the eyebleach. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b68_1185931929) And you mock our military... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 06, 2007, 07:03:43 AM Mountain bike downhill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVAccWTrnIQ) (3 hours of walking bikes to the top not shown)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 06, 2007, 07:31:30 AM Don't ask, don't tell, but please, pass the eyebleach. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b68_1185931929) And you mock our military... Not sure if you're upset or just being sarcastic, but just in case you're dubious about my patriotism and support of the troops, let me say that I categorically approve of the above antics, and am glad that amidst the nightmare of Iraq, some soldiers manage to be consumate goof balls. No green text. :-) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 06, 2007, 12:10:24 PM (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2914;type=avatar)
Love his latest series. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 06, 2007, 09:26:59 PM Mountain bike downhill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVAccWTrnIQ) (3 hours of walking bikes to the top not shown) Just the time is would take to set up a track like that. I noted multiple paths and ramps they didn't even use. Life needs to be more like video games, this delivers. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 07, 2007, 06:25:59 AM Clark & Michael (http://www.clarkandmichael.com)
Awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 07, 2007, 11:05:20 PM Not sure where to stick this. Its probably not the appropriate place. But anyway...you guys know cheese/sauce stuffed pizza crust? That ain't nothin'! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ryYv45670)
Edit by Trippy: you need to trim that crap off your YouTube URLs, it messes up my popup code Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 07, 2007, 11:41:41 PM kk
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 07, 2007, 11:42:54 PM Not sure where to stick this. Its probably not the appropriate place. But anyway...you guys know cheese/sauce stuffed pizza crust? That ain't nothin'! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ryYv45670) I'm waiting for the day when the pizza "dough" is made out of strips of bacon.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on August 08, 2007, 04:03:07 AM And then we can salt it with bacon salt.
Mmmm. Bacon. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 08, 2007, 07:12:53 AM Hey, I never come in here anymore for various reasons and I can't be bothered to read 40 pages. So, uh, there you go.
Thriller in Manilla: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o Can't wait for the new season: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uN5hkVka-E And an old one featuring a tophat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6prr3PJxH8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 08, 2007, 08:16:37 AM Saw this video courtesy of mmodig
Thou shalt always kill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-MYVv4tgQc Edit for spelling. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 08, 2007, 09:38:27 AM The website curtsies?
Great lyrics, awful music. I especially liked the bit about the open mic. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 08, 2007, 10:22:15 AM Not sure where to stick this. Its probably not the appropriate place. But anyway...you guys know cheese/sauce stuffed pizza crust? That ain't nothin'! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ryYv45670) Jesus, I think my arteries hardened just looking at that thing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on August 08, 2007, 12:38:46 PM WOW - I actually understood something the guy said at the end. He said it was delicious!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on August 08, 2007, 12:58:32 PM Not sure where to stick this. Its probably not the appropriate place. But anyway...you guys know cheese/sauce stuffed pizza crust? That ain't nothin'! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ryYv45670) I'm waiting for the day when the pizza "dough" is made out of strips of bacon.I was more intrigued/disgusted by the actual toppings on the pizza. Looked some some manwich filling on one side and shrimp scampi on the other. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 08, 2007, 05:39:06 PM The lost mario sex tape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr1ju6GoCsY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on August 08, 2007, 06:33:39 PM From the studio that brought you Bloodrayne, Mortal Combat, and Mario Brothers, This summer's action packed movie...Minesweeper (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770138)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on August 11, 2007, 02:54:58 AM Spanish Lobsters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu9A0LlLyvo&NR=1)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 13, 2007, 06:15:18 AM Sunday Driver (http://www.videosift.com/video/Insane-driver-misses-his-exit-on-the-freeway)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on August 14, 2007, 08:18:55 AM Useless news about useless videos. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070814/wr_nm/youtube_colbert_dc_2)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 14, 2007, 08:39:07 AM China's Cherry A115 Amulet Sedan doesn't fare too well in crash tests (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7rrk3ZjN-I)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 14, 2007, 09:06:15 AM Holy shit. I'm surprised that thing holds up in a strong breeze.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 14, 2007, 11:20:29 AM Kung-fu kick to the bride! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4hXTrBwbbk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on August 14, 2007, 08:30:01 PM The Guild Episode 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grCTXGW3sxQ)
The Guild Episode 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb7GNu3NN-E) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 14, 2007, 09:49:48 PM The Guild Episode 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grCTXGW3sxQ) Hey it's Vi from Buffy! The first one was painfully funny.The Guild Episode 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb7GNu3NN-E) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 15, 2007, 01:33:05 AM I wonder where they're planning to go with that series? It's like the Pure Pwnage concept but they have a Buffy actress and therefore wider appeal and traffic from WoW boards will drive them to most-watched heights on YouTube.
You kind of miss the context of YouTube videos when using F13's popup player. Quote #3 - Most Subscribed (This Week) #1 - Most Subscribed (This Week) - Directors #32 - Most Subscribed (This Month) #3 - Most Subscribed (This Week) #1 - Most Subscribed (This Week) - Directors #32 - Most Subscribed (This Month) #13 - Most Subscribed (This Month) - Directors Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 15, 2007, 08:32:44 AM Useless news about useless videos. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070814/wr_nm/youtube_colbert_dc_2) Mainstream media does not get it.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 15, 2007, 10:04:57 AM Sugar Daddy For Me dot com (http://www.videosift.com/video/SugarDaddyForMecom). Yes, it's real.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on August 15, 2007, 12:21:47 PM Sugar Daddy For Me dot com (http://www.videosift.com/video/SugarDaddyForMecom). Yes, it's real. So it's an escort site masquerading as a dating site? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 15, 2007, 12:32:00 PM Expert Pen Spinning (http://www.videosift.com/video/Japanese-Pen-Spinning-Experts)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on August 15, 2007, 07:28:37 PM The funniest 12 seconds of your life. Guy in mask getting punched by some dude. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3AF7K91N8I) Sauced just showed this to me but is too shy to be awesome and post it himself.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 16, 2007, 04:29:57 AM The funniest 12 seconds of your life. Guy in mask getting punched by some dude. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3AF7K91N8I) Sauced just showed this to me but is too shy to be awesome and post it himself. Ha. Kick ass reaction - fight or flight indeed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 16, 2007, 06:36:21 AM I saw a black dude do that to a guy in a halloween costume on funniest home videos once. Costume guy was pretending to be a dummy (heh) on the porch and the black dude was trick-o-treating. Costume guy tried to scare him and got punched in the face.
Those kind of scares work best on doughy middle class people. Folks who live with actual danger....probably not a good idea, the first reaction is to stun punch to the face to buy a second to assess the situation. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 16, 2007, 06:42:30 AM http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/9aa9642448 (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/9aa9642448) (lyrics NSFW)
What's it gonna be? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 16, 2007, 06:18:17 PM Expert Pen Spinning (http://www.videosift.com/video/Japanese-Pen-Spinning-Experts) /me goes to download Mintjam albums.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 16, 2007, 11:50:27 PM I saw a black dude do that to a guy in a halloween costume on funniest home videos once. Costume guy was pretending to be a dummy (heh) on the porch and the black dude was trick-o-treating. Costume guy tried to scare him and got punched in the face. Those kind of scares work best on doughy middle class people. Folks who live with actual danger....probably not a good idea, the first reaction is to stun punch to the face to buy a second to assess the situation. This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4GvO4Z_mYI) video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 17, 2007, 07:04:06 AM Youtube delivereth.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 18, 2007, 12:19:14 AM Offensive language warning::
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on August 18, 2007, 04:23:26 AM The end is the most hilarious part.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on August 18, 2007, 12:26:21 PM To be fair, they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no no no. http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/amy_winehouse_in_rehab.php Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 19, 2007, 11:43:42 AM Offensive language warning:: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556) FIRST Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on August 19, 2007, 02:26:31 PM In the spirit of the movie,
(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1259/iseewhitedz4.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 19, 2007, 11:54:33 PM Lucuta duvdeh, ready for the hud. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqXdvSgId9c)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 20, 2007, 06:09:18 AM Internet meme C-C-C-C-COMBO!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aY7HZvFpQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 20, 2007, 06:13:59 AM Internet meme C-C-C-C-COMBO!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aY7HZvFpQ) I just got pwned. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on August 20, 2007, 03:39:32 PM Internet meme C-C-C-C-COMBO!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aY7HZvFpQ) Getting rickrolled made me mad, this just makes me laugh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on August 22, 2007, 07:25:50 AM Ads incoming to youtube. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070822/ap_on_hi_te/youtube_advertising) Doesn't sound as bad as forcing you to watch an ad before the video though.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on August 22, 2007, 07:30:53 AM Found this after the Lum thing.
I laughed a lot. Would this actually get ruled against ? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769273 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769273) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on August 22, 2007, 08:17:06 PM Found this after the Lum thing. I laughed a lot. Would this actually get ruled against ? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769273 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769273) I don't know.. but I'd give it to them just for being forced to wear hot pink spandex and purple at the age of 12. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on August 22, 2007, 08:44:56 PM Quote Would this actually get ruled against ? The only problem I could see would be the center/QB exchange which you can't actually see in the video. If it was a legal snap, there is no penalty that I could see. That's some trickeration. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on August 23, 2007, 09:07:00 AM Any coach that puts in a trick play like that for midget football is a giant cock. I would KHTFO if I was the other coach.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on August 23, 2007, 03:53:28 PM That reminds me of a play my soccer team used to run when I was playing on a U14 club team. Someone would go to take a corner kick and then say something like "hey, Scott, you come and take the kick". The person while walking away from the corner kick put their foot on the ball when stepping over it and moves it a full rotation. Scott goes to take the corner kick and instead dribbles the ball in for a closer pass or shot. Granted it worked about as many times (not necessarily leads to a goal) as a ref would get confused and blow the play dead. One time the coach and two assistants got red carded arguing it. I think they did it to piss off the refs more than they thought it would actually work.
Still, that football play there was just nefarious. It's like a fumblerooski, without any of the class and without a fat guy lumbering towards the end zone. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on August 23, 2007, 08:37:18 PM Any coach that puts in a trick play like that for midget football is a giant cock. I would KHTFO if I was the other coach. Eh, that's football if you ask me. Utah is somewhat famous for running goofy shit like this so I have a soft spot for it. I've seen the QB step back and walk towards the sideline like he can't get the signal and they direct snap it to the back. The other one they do is if there is no nose guard, the entire team stays rock still while the center and QB run a sneak up the middle. They also used to run the "the duck" where they lined up with the center and QB in the middle of the field, all the lineman to one side all the way over to the sideline on one side and four receivers all the way over bunched together on the other sideline. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 24, 2007, 07:43:19 AM Sends a clear message to the team that they suck so badly they can't win conventionally. Good coaching.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on August 24, 2007, 11:31:08 AM Quote Eh, that's football if you ask me. Utah is somewhat famous for running goofy shit like this so I have a soft spot for it. I have no problem with it at high school or above. Doing it to little kids who barely know what the fuck is going on to begin with is just cruel. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: DraconianOne on August 24, 2007, 05:45:33 PM Right. I'm posting this here because it's a useless video but...
Here's a film I made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBQeo9FOWow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBQeo9FOWow) I don't want to know whether you think it's a pile of cat crap or not because, frankly, you guys are brutal and this was just something I knocked together and I can't take that sort of criticism. However: I uploaded this to AtomUploads (the part of AtomFilms that is for the type of shit normally reserved for YouTube). Tonight, on returning from the pub, I found this email from "yourfriend" at AtomUploads: Quote We have found that your clip violates one or more provisions of Section 4 of our Terms of Service, which states that users may not: “…create a user name or screen name or upload to, distribute through or otherwise publish through the Site any Materials which are indecent, libelous, defamatory, obscene, threatening, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, illegal, harassing, contain expressions of hatred, bigotry, racism or pornography, or are otherwise objectionable, or that would constitute or encourage a criminal offense, violate the rights of any party or violate any law.” WTF? Am I being blinkered? Is my film objectionable on terms other than it being Not Very Good? What have I missed in terms of potentially racist, bigotted, pornographic or otherwise offensive material? (I realise I must be ver ver drunk indeed to even claim this video on this site but gods damn it, I NEED TO KNOW!) EDIT: To the best of my knowledge, this film is perfectly Safe For Work. Just in case you're keen and in work on a Saturday. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on August 24, 2007, 06:31:50 PM Quote Eh, that's football if you ask me. Utah is somewhat famous for running goofy shit like this so I have a soft spot for it. I have no problem with it at high school or above. Doing it to little kids who barely know what the fuck is going on to begin with is just cruel. It will teach them that whenever the ball goes to the QB from the center that the play is live. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on August 25, 2007, 03:18:48 AM Stuff. You've got me -- I wasn't offended by it. Except how I thought she got in the shower and then she was making tea. I became very confused. Then all the sudden this guy broke in and some woman was holding a child in the background. :oops: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on August 25, 2007, 05:02:36 AM Then all the sudden this guy broke in and some woman was holding a child in the background. :oops: They didn't break in. Their picture was on the nightstand next to the letter marked "Behr." What a Twist! :-D I dunno, D. Maybe the implied nudity combined with the B&E and the "I'm gonna rape you, ho" look on Mr. Behr's face? Maybe they only got as far as Goldy getting out of bed, then standing at the shower and then flagged it. I doubt they fully review all the vids they get complaints about. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 25, 2007, 03:57:59 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMU192Kp02o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMU192Kp02o)
Miss Teen USA contestants. Ms. South Carolina is not very bright. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on August 25, 2007, 06:08:50 PM Of course. South Africans aren't very bright.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 26, 2007, 03:03:47 AM Of course. South Africans aren't very bright. Goddamn. That was clever. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on August 26, 2007, 04:10:53 AM I'm confused. :oops: I think my joke was that she was trying to point out the lack of education in Africa, but she referred to one of the most educated regions of Africa.
My post doesn't make much sense either, so unless you were in my head, I see where your green is coming from. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on August 27, 2007, 10:50:18 AM Pretty cool video of a new way to dynamically resize your pictures.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on August 27, 2007, 02:30:41 PM POP LOCK AND DROP IT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl18rZv8VDk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 27, 2007, 06:17:36 PM Wow, Chuck E. Cheese has really changed since I was a kid.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on August 27, 2007, 08:39:11 PM Big Kitty (http://omfg-wtf.net/maid/2007/08/23/can-you-spot-the-tiger/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on August 28, 2007, 11:30:38 AM Any coach that puts in a trick play like that for midget football is a giant cock. I would KHTFO if I was the other coach. What does KHTFO mean? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 28, 2007, 11:41:42 AM kick him the fuck out?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on August 28, 2007, 11:43:03 AM Knock
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 28, 2007, 12:03:58 PM Kiss Her Tits Full On
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 28, 2007, 02:37:23 PM Jesus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KiAvmzcZbg). Wait for it...
How many of you wouldn't plow through? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772718/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 29, 2007, 04:36:29 AM Jesus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KiAvmzcZbg). Wait for it... How many of you wouldn't plow through? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772718/) Hah. Great job. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on August 29, 2007, 10:30:23 AM Frodo, don't wear the ring. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06AOTWgey74)
Flight of the Conchords owns me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on August 29, 2007, 10:41:51 AM Frodo, don't wear the ring. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06AOTWgey74) Flight of the Conchords owns me. Nice, but my favorite Conchords vid so far is this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Slayerik on August 29, 2007, 12:40:01 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
Flight of the Conchords- Business Time You know when im down to just my socks its time for buisiness thats why they call them business socks ... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 29, 2007, 01:14:56 PM Bearforce1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM)
WTF? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 29, 2007, 01:39:23 PM Don't play quarters with this guy (http://pandachute.com/videos/insane_quarter_trick)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 29, 2007, 03:16:37 PM POP LOCK AND DROP IT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl18rZv8VDk) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik) - That's ridiculous. So much effort and he's doing it for fun. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on August 29, 2007, 06:21:05 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU Flight of the Conchords- Business Time You know when im down to just my socks its time for buisiness thats why they call them business socks ... I totally forgot about that one! Maybe that's my favorite! The version from the show. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHOSEcmZvG8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 30, 2007, 09:25:12 AM POP LOCK AND DROP IT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl18rZv8VDk) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik) - That's ridiculous. So much effort and he's doing it for fun. I hate to be THAT GUY, the one who says this, but he needs to get laid. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on August 31, 2007, 06:19:41 AM Do Flight of the Conchords come to the States at all? Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for making my day.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on August 31, 2007, 09:54:47 AM I hate to be THAT GUY, the one who says this, but he needs to get laid. Like Einstein needs to get laid? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 31, 2007, 09:59:19 AM A dance lesson from James Brown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdz88MBWomo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 01, 2007, 05:53:16 AM Vote in the YouTube popup poll! (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=10803.0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on September 01, 2007, 06:08:53 PM Do Flight of the Conchords come to the States at all? Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for making my day. Yeah, it's on HBO. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on September 02, 2007, 05:37:45 AM I wanted to see them live. There is a pretty prominent comedy club in Tampa Bay, which is why I was wondering.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on September 03, 2007, 11:39:19 AM According to their wikipedia entry, they've appeared at some festivals in the US. I can't find a tour schedule for them though.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on September 04, 2007, 09:50:27 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsYjT7Umik) - That's ridiculous. So much effort and he's doing it for fun. That would be so cool to have out in the garage. However...lern2drum. The drums being so off is obnoxious. Should just lay the audio track over the video so you can't hear how off the drums are.My favorite Conchords: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmDTSQtK20c Or the live version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84EoBQfdrb0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on September 05, 2007, 10:59:51 PM http://youtube.com/watch?v=_VV229DbXic
and also http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sd4C8_FMdjA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 06, 2007, 05:49:36 AM Full rap sheet included?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 07, 2007, 07:24:40 AM Excuse me, princess! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on September 07, 2007, 08:34:03 AM Steve Martin is Link? Who knew?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on September 07, 2007, 06:36:33 PM New episode of The Guild (http://youtube.com/watch?v=SrCoUqWns6g)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 10, 2007, 10:17:31 AM New episode of The Guild (http://youtube.com/watch?v=SrCoUqWns6g) It's my magic carpet... That was good! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 11, 2007, 06:55:14 AM The best tetris player in the world (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwC544Z37qo) (skip to halfway if you're impatient)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on September 11, 2007, 07:40:18 AM Holy crap the blocks were invisible at the end there and he still did it. What a lunatic.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 11, 2007, 07:47:54 AM Swords are fucking dangerous (http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=258)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 11, 2007, 07:56:38 AM Anyone want to take a prank war too far? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 11, 2007, 10:30:54 AM Chad Vader sings... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6dUCOS1bM0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: koboshi on September 11, 2007, 07:35:10 PM Anyone want to take a prank war too far? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718/) What the hell is prank war 7 going to be? A minor nuclear detonation at the other guys mom's house?!?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 11, 2007, 09:48:02 PM No PC should be without it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmEvPZUdAVI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on September 11, 2007, 11:53:34 PM The 80s were one helluva drug.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Issele on September 12, 2007, 11:00:03 AM What was Apple thinking?
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=15825634 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on September 12, 2007, 01:36:17 PM thats because AT&T itemizes EVERY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL GOD DAMN TRANSACTION you do on an individual line. Every Phone call, every email, every instant message, every song download, every picture download, every webpage (and if that webpage has items imbeded in it, it itemizes EVERY ONE OF THEM individually).
Everything. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on September 12, 2007, 02:57:10 PM We had this discussion before. I don't feel like searching for it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on September 13, 2007, 06:56:20 AM Swords are fucking dangerous (http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=258) Haha. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on September 13, 2007, 01:03:30 PM Even funnier is that there is a chart in the link.
Well played, sir. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on September 13, 2007, 01:10:36 PM Brutal Prank (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718) (but still incredibly funny!).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on September 13, 2007, 01:12:13 PM Dude, that was soooo six posts ago.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on September 13, 2007, 01:15:07 PM Dude, that was soooo six posts ago. Damn it! I knew I should have checked, but it was posted so recently I thought I was in the clear. I forgot that Furiously does nothing all goddamned day except surf the net and change the occasional diaper. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: eldaec on September 14, 2007, 02:50:39 AM Uwe Boll at PAX.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRCFz7Tzv88 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VID7vXWwws Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 14, 2007, 09:05:59 AM Dude, that was soooo six posts ago. Damn it! I knew I should have checked, but it was posted so recently I thought I was in the clear. I forgot that Furiously does nothing all goddamned day except surf the net and change the occasional diaper. I miss my old job where all I had to do was surf the net all goddamned day.... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on September 14, 2007, 09:40:42 AM Yeah, but now you can sneak in a nap when Alex is asleep! And you don't have to shower or shave or any of that nonsense :-D
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on September 14, 2007, 09:45:57 AM Did anyone post the video of the Chinese kids learning English to 'Can't touch this'?
If not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At86SGCDV9M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At86SGCDV9M) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 14, 2007, 12:25:00 PM Nina Gordoon singing "Straight Outta Compton". (http://www.ninagordon.com/media) Sorry no video... Couple other good covers there too.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on September 14, 2007, 01:18:24 PM Nina Gordoon singing "Straight Outta Compton". (http://www.ninagordon.com/media) Sorry no video... Couple other good covers there too. Someone how I am flashing back to Celene Dion covering "You Shook Me All Night Long". I just threw up in my mouth. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 14, 2007, 01:32:00 PM It's much more like Dynamite Hack doing "Boys in the hood".
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on September 16, 2007, 12:12:18 PM It's much more like Dynamite Hack doing "Boys in the hood". Loved that song. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on September 18, 2007, 11:20:21 PM This is very, very wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCxDZRJKkqY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on September 19, 2007, 01:10:36 AM ...because my legs are not okay...
:evil: Hahahahaha, I am so going to hell. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 19, 2007, 01:51:17 AM how many sexual metaphors can you count? (http://13gb.com/videos/3057/)
Needless to say the page it is on might be NSFW Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 20, 2007, 09:52:52 AM Pictures from NS4W to S4W (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kEWFdwnQZ8) (they look NS4W partially drawn, then completed into something benign)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on September 20, 2007, 11:31:00 AM That was cool, good artist, too.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Johny Cee on September 20, 2007, 03:09:40 PM This thread led me to looking up my favorite Jon Stewart interview:
Jon Stewart interviews the Spice Girls in 2001 (http://www.propeller.com/viewstory/2007/02/18/jon-stewart-interviews-the-spice-girls/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vsocial.com%2Fvideo%2F%3Fd%3D70658&frame=true) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on September 20, 2007, 10:34:09 PM The Boy Who Everyone Loved and Who Never Died!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772261 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 20, 2007, 11:34:13 PM Magic Bat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWEnHhVfNzA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on September 21, 2007, 06:55:00 AM Bad power tripping cop. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f9mj37SeMY)
Gets fired. (http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-Police-Video.html) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 21, 2007, 07:02:12 AM That warms the cockles of my heart. Maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe even, in the colon.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 22, 2007, 10:56:01 AM Totally Awesome Song I Hadn't Heard. Possibly You Have. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM)
Made me laugh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 22, 2007, 01:47:03 PM Blizzard is a bunch of uncreative hacks. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066_q4DIeqk&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 22, 2007, 06:46:25 PM Where are those monster dances coming from like those Ents?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on September 22, 2007, 11:08:12 PM Where are those monster dances coming from like those Ents? They arent "monster" dances, per say. The "Ents" are Druids specced way down the resto talent tree for Tree of Life form. And the Ogres have been in game with that dance animation since WAYYY back when they first introduced Dire Maul (you can see one of the ogres in the instance occasionally break into dance like that, and you danced like that if you /dance while wearing the Ogre Costume used during a tribute run)Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on September 23, 2007, 10:14:41 AM Where are the gnomes' dances from, anyone know?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 23, 2007, 08:13:26 PM Unknown at the moment:
http://www.wowwiki.com/Dancing Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Krakrok on September 23, 2007, 10:38:49 PM Bollywood + Polish Rap + Tuvan Throat Singing = Win (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTbSL2wM0fk) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on September 24, 2007, 09:51:33 PM This cracked me up.
Vader Plays the Blues (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on September 24, 2007, 10:35:18 PM lol! That's hilarious
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 25, 2007, 01:50:39 AM This cracked me up. Vader Plays the Blues (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI) Yup, that's the funniest thing I've seen today. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on September 25, 2007, 12:36:38 PM Man plays Iron Maiden's "The Trooper" with his hands (you'll see). (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on September 25, 2007, 12:50:47 PM Shouldn't this be in the "covers" thread? All I can think of saying is, "ow ow ow ow ow!!!"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on September 25, 2007, 03:52:58 PM Man plays Iron Maiden's "The Trooper" with his hands (you'll see). (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q) That falls under extraordinary, and completely fucking useless! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on September 25, 2007, 04:45:05 PM Man plays Iron Maiden's "The Trooper" with his hands (you'll see). (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q) Awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 25, 2007, 09:41:07 PM Man plays Iron Maiden's "The Trooper" with his hands (you'll see). (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q) I have a new hero. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on September 25, 2007, 11:55:39 PM http://youtube.com/watch?v=v0bKq3x74UE
Same guy, different song. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on September 26, 2007, 04:16:52 AM http://youtube.com/watch?v=v0bKq3x74UE Same guy, different song. I want to see him do Mike Tyson's Punch Out, mostly because he bobbles his head like some of the characters. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 26, 2007, 07:16:01 AM I'm a little man, I'm also evil, I'm alsol into cat, also into cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10)
The Fishmaster, Hampster, A Dentist, Hard porn, Steven Seagull (sp) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ&mode=related&search=) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 26, 2007, 08:43:49 AM I'm a little man, I'm also evil, I'm alsol into cat, also into cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10) The Fishmaster, Hampster, A Dentist, Hard porn, Steven Seagull (sp) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ&mode=related&search=) Those were damn funny. The second one was spelndid, especially the part with the guitars. NYEEEEOOOOW!!! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on September 26, 2007, 04:15:55 PM I'm so happy cuz I'm a Gummy Bear!1 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zrdo_BfOmsg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on September 27, 2007, 08:47:12 AM .577 T-Rex Rifle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQJSZs-euZU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 27, 2007, 09:06:58 AM Why is everything overlaid with shitty music these days? Not everything needs a "soundtrack" and you aren't fucking John Williams.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on September 27, 2007, 12:05:21 PM .577 T-Rex Rifle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQJSZs-euZU) In Soviet Russia, GUN fires YOU! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on September 27, 2007, 02:06:27 PM No smoking. (http://view.break.com/371832)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Baldrake on September 27, 2007, 09:37:33 PM Weirdly fascinating Bollywood version of Thriller (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 27, 2007, 09:40:35 PM Fuck your mom. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw) It's long, but it's SO worth it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on September 27, 2007, 09:58:28 PM Fuck your mom. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw) It's long, but it's SO worth it. I want my 9 minutes back liar. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 27, 2007, 09:59:58 PM If you don't find that funny, you aren't human. Or maybe you are. I don't know. I laughed. I cried. It was better than cats. I want to see it again and again.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on September 27, 2007, 10:57:24 PM Until now I was the only person I knew who finds that video goddamned hilarious. Thank you for reassuring me that I'm not alone in the universe.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on September 27, 2007, 11:56:37 PM Until now I was the only person I knew who finds that video goddamned hilarious. Thank you for reassuring me that I'm not alone in the universe. I concur.. awesome video. :-D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on September 28, 2007, 09:30:05 AM Kevin Everett can move again... wait, what? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0KmjqabDUU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on September 28, 2007, 10:17:03 AM Fuck your mom. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw) It's long, but it's SO worth it. Every time I watch that, I feel good inside. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 28, 2007, 11:25:41 AM Osim iGallop (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8716122841973462625&q=Osim+iGallop&total=14&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on September 28, 2007, 11:50:23 AM Cheney on why invading Iraq is a bad idea (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT7Ik_X1HU0).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 29, 2007, 02:03:49 PM The iGallop is For Reals, yo! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8716122841973462625&q=Osim+iGallop&total=14&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 01, 2007, 06:48:43 AM National Geographic in North Korea (http://www.videosift.com/video/National-Geographic-goes-Undercover-in-North-Korea). Not exactly useless, about 45 minutes long, but really interesting if you have the time.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on October 02, 2007, 01:35:32 PM Get some nuts
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TZiuUJMZeks&mode=related&search= Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 02, 2007, 02:36:22 PM Le art.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on October 03, 2007, 11:09:35 AM Le art. If you keep throwing that around, it's going to lose it's meaning faster than, "I love you." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Salamok on October 03, 2007, 01:15:40 PM Get some nuts http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TZiuUJMZeks&mode=related&search= I prefer this Jibber Jabber (http://www.minyanville.com/mvtv/?videoid=18&offset=9) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 03, 2007, 01:53:09 PM Le art. If you keep throwing that around, it's going to lose it's meaning faster than, "I love you." If you can't toss that phrase Mr. T's way when he's handing out the jibba jabba, what can you use it for? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Salamok on October 04, 2007, 12:18:45 PM lolz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_VjxFTUmM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 04, 2007, 12:38:09 PM What the hell? Who are they?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Salamok on October 04, 2007, 01:01:27 PM the super annoying danny partridge and some gaywad from survivor.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 05, 2007, 10:25:06 AM How to paint the mona lisa in MS Paint (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU)
If this isn't Le Art, I don't know what is. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on October 05, 2007, 03:46:20 PM ROTFLMAO? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on October 05, 2007, 05:46:26 PM very NSFW, no nudity just language.
Harry Potter audiobook edit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcZUd8SV_28) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on October 05, 2007, 10:37:36 PM very NSFW, no nudity just language. Harry Potter audiobook edit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcZUd8SV_28) OMG Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on October 05, 2007, 11:00:14 PM very NSFW, no nudity just language. Harry Potter audiobook edit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcZUd8SV_28) The Aristocrats! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on October 06, 2007, 05:53:33 AM ROTFLMAO? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A&mode=related&search=) The JVC DVD indian stuff is vastly superior. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Triforcer on October 06, 2007, 05:37:57 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUd853n68wo
I didn't think it was possible for a video to be 1) SFW, 2) only 3 seconds long and 3) the single most terrifying thing you've seen in your entire fucking life. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on October 06, 2007, 07:22:15 PM Hah.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on October 07, 2007, 06:57:44 PM Hey, Who taped that?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on October 08, 2007, 12:51:23 AM Been doing the rounds for a while. I hear you guys accidentally put that video on a military plane that flew over the country, against your own articles of war.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 08, 2007, 09:39:16 AM People still care about that guy? Anyway.. It doesn't get more useless than this:
Skateboarding in a bowl filled with balloons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN_r9joWNXQ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on October 09, 2007, 06:57:25 AM I am the lawgiver! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2_ueohYRhU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on October 09, 2007, 09:03:26 AM I am the lawgiver! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2_ueohYRhU) Thought process: Eh.. another wow movie.. bleh.. actually.. it's pretty funny. ! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 09, 2007, 11:57:21 AM I am the lawgiver! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2_ueohYRhU) Somebody at Blizzard is masturbating furiously to all the ad placement WoW's getting in things like this ad, South Park, The Big Bang Theory, etc. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on October 09, 2007, 12:14:03 PM Thought process: Eh.. another wow movie.. bleh.. actually.. it's pretty funny. ! It's not just a "another" wow movie, it's an actual television ad for Toyota Tacoma. I agree with Haem and second what Lum said about expecting four horsemen and plagues shortly (http://brokentoys.org/2007/10/08/world-of-adcraft/#comments). I weep for humanity. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on October 09, 2007, 12:55:52 PM Quote Somebody at Blizzard is masturbating furiously And he told me he was at home watching his son! That SOB. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on October 10, 2007, 11:35:38 AM The Onion does it again...
A Government sponsored job program for high school students in low income areas. (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/students_first_in_line_program_to?utm_source=EMTF_Onion) Caution: Video contains political satire. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on October 10, 2007, 02:21:35 PM The Onion does it again... A Government sponsored job program for high school students in low income areas. (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/students_first_in_line_program_to?utm_source=EMTF_Onion) Caution: Video contains political satire. It would be funny if it was not true. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 11, 2007, 11:10:33 AM Shake it. (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v412/lkl711/?action=view¤t=noel.flv)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on October 11, 2007, 04:19:03 PM I would definitely not hit that. He is way below my standards.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on October 11, 2007, 10:10:22 PM MONSTERS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ddwa147EsI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 11, 2007, 10:22:14 PM Hmm. Looks bordering on abuse. Not real funny to me.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on October 11, 2007, 11:44:33 PM That was absolutely horrible. So here's something funny.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779769 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1780161 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on October 12, 2007, 04:31:06 AM Humpcatting is a pretty hilarious term :)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on October 12, 2007, 04:46:52 AM Thought process: Eh.. another wow movie.. bleh.. actually.. it's pretty funny. ! It's not just a "another" wow movie, it's an actual television ad for Toyota Tacoma. I agree with Haem and second what Lum said about expecting four horsemen and plagues shortly (http://brokentoys.org/2007/10/08/world-of-adcraft/#comments). I weep for humanity. A real car! And a real ad! Oh shame... that really ruins the humor. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Baldrake on October 12, 2007, 10:26:25 AM This is a thoroughly strange and fascinating documentary (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848) about men living with a new kind of woman.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on October 12, 2007, 08:58:21 PM "There are now 3000 real dolls across the world providing some of us with a love and companionship that real women cannot."
Take that women! Failure! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on October 12, 2007, 09:26:34 PM And you thought combining a trumpet and the Star Wars Theme wasn't a talent (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wffwg7pA0t8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 15, 2007, 12:50:08 PM That's got to be the most tone deaf woman I've ever heard.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on October 15, 2007, 01:20:15 PM So much badness concentrated into one video.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on October 17, 2007, 11:54:32 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on October 19, 2007, 08:39:13 PM Iron egg skill. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbFnWL4npaM) (NSFW)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on October 20, 2007, 02:14:52 PM Iron egg skill. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbFnWL4npaM) (NSFW) Do they do keg parties? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on October 20, 2007, 08:05:53 PM Team Fortress 2 - Heavies vs. Train:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht5RF5cd2wA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 22, 2007, 09:23:04 AM Iron egg skill. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbFnWL4npaM) (NSFW) KICK ME RIGHT IN THE JIMMY! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 23, 2007, 09:53:47 AM Surprise! (http://www.videosift.com/video/Surprise)
Edited to unfuck the code.-WAP Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on October 25, 2007, 05:31:52 PM This is a commercial but I know it will ring eerily true for a lot of people here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hKWM5Z1zds Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on October 25, 2007, 05:38:33 PM I don't like that commercial.
Because that guy knows that going to Kinko's is going to get him bupkiss. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on October 28, 2007, 01:19:31 AM Daft Charleston (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740690)
I found this oddly amusing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Calantus on October 28, 2007, 01:24:11 AM Daft Charleston (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740690) I found this oddly amusing. That was a surprisingly good sync, especially the beginning. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Falwell on October 28, 2007, 01:25:12 AM NO Halloween is complete without a dose of the Shamrock...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe_f4nKbZk4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on October 28, 2007, 01:38:31 AM Daft Charleston (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740690) I found this oddly amusing. That was a surprisingly good sync, especially the beginning. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on October 28, 2007, 07:42:55 AM There are only so many beats so I'm not surprised the thing is in sync, it's still amusing though.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on October 28, 2007, 07:47:06 AM :yahoo:
Wow, that was pretty awesome. Those rebels sure could dance a mean charleston back in the day. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on October 28, 2007, 09:53:29 PM This is one of the foulest things I have ever seen... excuse me while I go vomit.
And NSFW Actually - not safe for eyes I HATE 2GIRLS1CUP. DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT THE REVOLVER AND BAT. BOINK BOINK BOINK. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on October 28, 2007, 10:40:14 PM Furiously, you just made my list.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on October 28, 2007, 11:26:43 PM Quote Actually - not safe for eyes I think I warned....Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Calantus on October 29, 2007, 02:24:50 AM Damn. We could have started trying to one-up eachother on posting disgusting video. It would have been fun. :cry:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 29, 2007, 03:38:51 AM Schild....why...why?! I mean, I had no idea what it was but you put the name there...I had to google it....I didn't think it was so bad.....ellipses....ellipses....horror
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 29, 2007, 07:03:19 AM Its basically extreme scat pornography, for any of you so enclined to satisfy your curiosity. No, I have not watched it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on October 29, 2007, 07:26:23 AM Extreme cat pornography (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1Qufi078iE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on October 29, 2007, 08:43:58 AM Schild....why...why?! I mean, I had no idea what it was but you put the name there...I had to google it....I didn't think it was so bad.....ellipses....ellipses....horror Once you google something and basically go out and search for it, I can't be bothered to care. God knows no one takes the blame for the atrocities I've seen on the internet. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on October 29, 2007, 08:59:53 AM I've been informed it's a cookiedough enima, not that that makes it better....
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on October 29, 2007, 09:50:06 AM Did you mean Enigma or Enema ?
Either works. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on October 29, 2007, 12:03:40 PM Enema. Sorry.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on October 29, 2007, 06:45:51 PM Oh goddamn. The enyclopedia dramatica entry is total warfare. I fucking love it. Brilliant. 9 thumbs up.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/2girls1cup Quote Synopsis 2 Girls, 1 Cup is a touching yet controversial short movie about the trials and challenges two lifelong friends face on the road to winning the coveted State College Achievement Trophy. Helen is a girl on the cusp of womanhood, but sometimes acts without thinking. Jane is the quiet one, but plans to win with careful planning and knowledge of Helen's one weakness. On the way they will have to deal with opposition from their parents, as well as a sudden illness that threatens both of their chances at success. Who will end up with with the SCA Trophy? Can their friendship survive the competition? Just don't click any of the links on the page and it should be sfw. SHOULD BE. YOU NEVER KNOW WITH ED, OK. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on October 29, 2007, 07:49:19 PM That shit was awesome. Teehee.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on October 29, 2007, 08:47:20 PM :oh_i_see:
State College Achievement Trophy is priceless. It's also hilarious that a little south of here in Sarasota, the regional transit is the Sarasota County Area Transit. Wonder if they've ever used it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on October 29, 2007, 11:51:40 PM The Society for Creative Anachronism regularly holds SCA Tournaments. Which is appropriate.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on October 30, 2007, 10:58:40 AM Just don't click any of the links on the page and it should be sfw. SHOULD BE. YOU NEVER KNOW WITH ED, OK. The links are hilarious as well.That shit was awesome. Teehee. :oh_i_see: :grin: :awesome_for_real:Aaaaaand I just found the "insert quote" button ! :woot: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 31, 2007, 11:53:39 AM Top gear's tiny car review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYtro7PnBA8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on October 31, 2007, 07:50:13 PM Top gear's tiny car review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYtro7PnBA8) Sweet. I love that show. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on November 01, 2007, 01:10:58 PM Bioshock Halloween (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEqZkglTVYE&eurl=http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 01, 2007, 02:50:52 PM Bioshock Halloween (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEqZkglTVYE&eurl=http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/) That is really cool.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on November 02, 2007, 12:14:21 AM I know it's a few days late, but it's still awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 02, 2007, 02:47:50 AM Bioshock Halloween (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEqZkglTVYE&eurl=http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/) That is really cool.And just as disturbing somehow... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 02, 2007, 05:18:07 AM I know it's a few days late, but it's still awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74 annnnnnnnnnnnnnd frog. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on November 03, 2007, 09:01:10 PM If Second Life was real... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flkgNn50k14)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on November 04, 2007, 11:57:36 AM Le awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on November 04, 2007, 08:56:37 PM Not a video, but topical just the same:
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1786162 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on November 05, 2007, 08:17:19 AM Die.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on November 05, 2007, 11:17:14 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8hF2YXTE3I
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Salamok on November 05, 2007, 11:27:11 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8hF2YXTE3I priceless! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 05, 2007, 11:29:53 AM That is so awesome, I have no words. I've watched it three times and it still makes me cry laughing. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on November 05, 2007, 12:14:35 PM BEST ENDING EVAR!!! OMFG ROFLMAO
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on November 05, 2007, 05:11:53 PM That was hilarious! He's like the RL Boris from Goldeneye.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Calantus on November 06, 2007, 05:14:58 AM That was excellent. I could see it coming but I wasn't sure... and then it happened and I laughed my ass off.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on November 06, 2007, 09:02:21 PM "Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this!"
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1786427 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on November 07, 2007, 06:44:58 PM For Haemish....
http://revision3.com/webdrifter/waders (http://revision3.com/webdrifter/waders) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 07, 2007, 08:24:35 PM Weebl & Bob go Portal (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/cube/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 08, 2007, 08:10:34 AM For Haemish.... http://revision3.com/webdrifter/waders (http://revision3.com/webdrifter/waders) I couldn't finish watching that. There are a number of reasons I don't live in Biloxi or on the Gulf Coast. That's just one more. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on November 08, 2007, 10:38:31 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yln_IGDuOCo&NR=1
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on November 08, 2007, 10:51:19 AM Hangliding is for pansies. I'm not sure you can get much closer to flying than this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt692UuRMyg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt692UuRMyg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on November 08, 2007, 11:40:38 AM Hangliding is for pansies. I'm not sure you can get much closer to flying than this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt692UuRMyg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt692UuRMyg) Wow. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 08, 2007, 01:09:37 PM That's some crazy ass nutmonkeys right there.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 08, 2007, 01:25:06 PM I hadn't seen that one -- there's another video somewhere early in this thread, but that one was very cool. Somehow, those dudes are still alive ;)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on November 09, 2007, 05:18:43 AM 24 set in 1994 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on November 09, 2007, 10:51:08 AM You're simply the best. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgXzMgPYjMo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 09, 2007, 11:20:53 AM Wow. Did the special needs school get this gig, or was it just the Britsh Idol rejects having their Hung moment?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 09, 2007, 02:11:09 PM On the upshot, that looks like a pretty swank apartment to me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4cP2oy4ebE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on November 10, 2007, 12:14:08 AM Insane gymnastics. (http://www.djarkady.com/?p=588)
GAH Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on November 12, 2007, 01:54:04 PM Giant telsa coils and too much free time.
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/science/tesla-coils-playing-the-mario-bros-theme-are-unsurprisingly-awesome-319384.php?autoplay=true (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/science/tesla-coils-playing-the-mario-bros-theme-are-unsurprisingly-awesome-319384.php?autoplay=true) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 12, 2007, 09:53:01 PM Teh Horror....teh horror... (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dei2_orangina_ads)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 12, 2007, 10:03:33 PM There's altogether too little alchohol in Orangina to justify that commercial.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on November 12, 2007, 11:08:19 PM Yoshi! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788882)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 13, 2007, 01:31:09 AM Seriously, get the pencil, you platform-game fearing introverts. (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1368-Zero-Punctuation-Psychonauts)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on November 13, 2007, 03:31:34 AM Teh Horror....teh horror... (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dei2_orangina_ads) I have no mouth and I must scream........Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 13, 2007, 06:34:14 AM That's well wrong.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 13, 2007, 02:51:22 PM There's altogether too little alchohol in Orangina to justify that commercial. There's not enough alcohol in the world to erase those memories. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK. A little warning, next time. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on November 13, 2007, 05:27:16 PM That's well wrong. I agree, the octopus should have been male. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on November 13, 2007, 10:38:32 PM Blue Ghost caught on camera! Freaky shiat. (http://www.local6.com/news/14578641/detail.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on November 13, 2007, 11:00:07 PM It's not a ghost, it's Steven Seagal in astral projection form.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on November 14, 2007, 05:06:38 AM Uh. Damn. That's pretty freaky! :-o
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 14, 2007, 06:02:06 AM It's something on the lens!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 14, 2007, 11:00:04 AM Unfortunately, eyewitnesses were too distracted by gas prices to verify its existence.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 14, 2007, 11:33:14 AM The vampiric spirit of corporate greed?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on November 14, 2007, 07:18:04 PM I am loving this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLUPn9kPCog) right now, especially since the album version of the song doesn't have the samples from Fantastic Planet.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on November 14, 2007, 11:40:41 PM Reality TV is funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_AWG45n3Os&eurl=)
Seriously, this show is brilliant. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on November 15, 2007, 05:51:48 AM Reality TV is funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_AWG45n3Os&eurl=) Seriously, this show is brilliant. Wtf, I haven't watched MTV in like 3 years. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 15, 2007, 09:35:54 AM Reality TV is funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_AWG45n3Os&eurl=) Seriously, this show is brilliant. Ok, seriously... WHAT... THE... FUCK? I know that MTV is shitty shit shit shit reality TV, but what fucking show is that? Lesbian Hookups and Bitchslaps? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on November 15, 2007, 09:40:01 AM This is from her myspace blog. I go there about once a year to see if people still care about her, and apparently they do.
Quote That's right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me....having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love.....but there is a catch.....the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love....the only twist is....yes, there is another twist....the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS....WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END????? If you're up for a little punishment, go to her myspace and listen to her music. This chick does everything (badly)! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on November 15, 2007, 09:50:18 AM Cal (Berkeley) Marching Band plays video game music at half time (http://blog.capcom.com/archives/559)
Edit: My girlfriend has been watching that show off and on cause she thinks it's hilarious. As you can see, it really is. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 15, 2007, 11:37:28 AM This is from her myspace blog. I go there about once a year to see if people still care about her, and apparently they do. Quote That's right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me....having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love.....but there is a catch.....the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love....the only twist is....yes, there is another twist....the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS....WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END????? If you're up for a little punishment, go to her myspace and listen to her music. This chick does everything (badly)! Something about this story just drives me into an uncontrollable stabby rage. This cunt is being handed money to do this pile of shit show, and I can't even get a publisher to look at a novel? The entertainment business is FUCKED. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 15, 2007, 11:50:34 AM I hear you loud and clear, said as a former professional musician. Fuck that shit, I'll just work IT to pay bills and play for fun.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 15, 2007, 12:27:32 PM Cal (Berkeley) Marching Band plays video game music at half time (http://blog.capcom.com/archives/559) :-o Oh, the sheer awesomeness brought tears to the eyes.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on November 15, 2007, 01:30:18 PM Cal (Berkeley) Marching Band plays video game music at half time (http://blog.capcom.com/archives/559) Go Bears!!! (http://www.dailycal.org/images/art/09.15.oski.BAILY.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mortriden on November 15, 2007, 02:37:19 PM That was exceedingly awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on November 15, 2007, 05:19:32 PM Cal (Berkeley) Marching Band plays video game music at half time (http://blog.capcom.com/archives/559) :-o Oh, the sheer awesomeness brought tears to the eyes.Yeah, I welled up myself. That was so great. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on November 15, 2007, 06:12:52 PM Wow. That gave me goosebumps!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on November 15, 2007, 07:49:11 PM That was really impressive.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on November 16, 2007, 07:10:51 AM I bring you all joy and love! :awesome_for_real: be with you.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on November 18, 2007, 10:34:44 AM I think this wins the internet, but ymmv. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 18, 2007, 01:00:43 PM I wonder if MJ got a single grain of rice out of that knock-off.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 20, 2007, 06:05:13 AM The front fell off. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0LPUI0lfVw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on November 20, 2007, 06:08:37 AM The front fell off. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0LPUI0lfVw) That's gotta be a satire. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on November 20, 2007, 11:38:44 AM Football + groin. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWUQcu4iO0M)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on November 20, 2007, 11:53:36 AM I wonder if MJ got a single grain of rice out of that knock-off. It's like... totally different. (http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/images/artist/v/vanilla_ice/az_official/281x211.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 20, 2007, 01:59:00 PM I was half-considering posting these in the WoW forum, but they certainly qualify for this thread as well:
William...Shatner...is...a...tauren...shaman! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8) Mr T pities da fool who don't roll night elf! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc) No, really. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 20, 2007, 02:06:24 PM I just have no fucking words.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on November 20, 2007, 10:28:03 PM Quote Well maybe Mr. T hacked the game and created a Mohawk class! Maybe Mr. T is pretty handy with computers! I have this strange urge to play warcraft now. And I really want a mohawk class now ): Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 20, 2007, 10:34:52 PM William...Shatner...is...a...tauren...shaman! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8) In case there was any doubt Blizzard was pulling in too much money from WoW.Mr T pities da fool who don't roll night elf! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on November 20, 2007, 10:40:36 PM Eh? I doubt it set them back that much, Shatner and Mr T can't[/b] be that expensive.
Shit, we thought about trying to get Mr T to do a radio spot for one of the businesses, we estimated it'd cost us about $500 and a free car wash coupon. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on November 20, 2007, 10:42:31 PM In case there was any doubt Blizzard was pulling in too much money from WoW. I don't see the problem, when they're giving back to the internet community in such an awesome way!Also, writers strike producing yet another funny video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzRHlpEmr0w) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 20, 2007, 11:00:00 PM Outside impression:
:roffle: Inside impression: :mob: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 21, 2007, 03:33:43 AM William...Shatner...is...a...tauren...shaman! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8) In case there was any doubt Blizzard was pulling in too much money from WoW.Mr T pities da fool who don't roll night elf! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on November 22, 2007, 07:12:09 AM Today wouldn't be complete without my favorite Thanksgiving memory...
The WKRP Turkey Drop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNzEuIv-Ayo&e) Les is my hero. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 22, 2007, 12:38:54 PM Today wouldn't be complete without my favorite Thanksgiving memory... Nice! Is WKRP still airing on some rerun channel? I was too young to really appreciate the humor when it was prime.The WKRP Turkey Drop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNzEuIv-Ayo&e) Les is my hero. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 23, 2007, 06:09:40 AM New Duck Tales intro (http://www.videosift.com/video/Creepy-New-DuckTales-Intro)
They're raping my childhood, make it stop, make it stop! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on November 23, 2007, 06:32:03 AM Some people have entirely too much free time on their hands.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 23, 2007, 06:47:51 AM Today wouldn't be complete without my favorite Thanksgiving memory... Still one of my favorite tv shows evar.The WKRP Turkey Drop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNzEuIv-Ayo&e) Les is my hero. When I first started working here, I put down tape around my desk and would mime opening my door (we share a communal office of six people). People would come to my desk and I'd ignore them until they 'knocked'. Nobody got it, but it entertained me. Herb is also my hero, though. Master of white patent leather and plaid. Throw in the Big Guy and it's a trio of win! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on November 23, 2007, 06:55:31 AM Unfortunately no, I've had no luck finding WKRP reruns on tv lately, and I've got tivo on the lookout. I fully agree, one of the best shows ever, each and every character was awesome in that show.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 23, 2007, 08:10:06 AM nevergetbusted.com
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 24, 2007, 01:17:57 PM :ye_gods: "But officer, you don't understand, the video said I wouldn't get caught. I was supposed to save thousands."
:cthulu: "If saving thousands was your goal, you'd have taken up a less expensive hobby." Spinning in grave, he is. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDS_6XbHmAk) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on November 25, 2007, 03:13:12 AM Monkey on Drums (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZGIrNf71Q&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 25, 2007, 10:21:57 PM That's Chris Cunningham's stuff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVkpiILA4rw&feature=related) for you. The robots are homemade, but the human bits are edited on.
As long as we're on the subject of artsy music videos, I thought this was awesome (http://www.partizan.us/musicvideos/mg/chemical_bros_star_guitar.mov). It might take you two views to realize why. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 25, 2007, 10:29:08 PM Why would it take you two views to realize that nearly every object in the video is each a certain piece of the music? It's like Rez on a train.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 25, 2007, 10:40:06 PM Yeah, two views is a bit much, it becomes pretty quickly evident. There might be a brief time the viewer is wondering what kind of hack artist would play their music against the backdrop of a train ride before they realize that there's genius at work.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on November 26, 2007, 10:28:41 AM :roflcopter:
Speeding is bad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ZwbDj7sQM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on November 26, 2007, 12:20:41 PM :oh_i_see:
I didn't even get it. :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 26, 2007, 03:14:05 PM That was amazing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 27, 2007, 10:08:44 AM Today wouldn't be complete without my favorite Thanksgiving memory... The WKRP Turkey Drop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNzEuIv-Ayo&e) Les is my hero. Goddamnit, I love that clip. There is just not enough WKRP on TV these days. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on November 28, 2007, 08:55:00 AM Okay, all together: EEEWWWWWWWWW. (http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1326441206)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 28, 2007, 09:36:33 AM Websites that resize my browser without asking should be castrated. The owners, I mean.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on November 28, 2007, 09:41:00 AM There's been a Hung sighting. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVKWW7vMQGA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on November 28, 2007, 10:11:21 AM Okay, all together: EEEWWWWWWWWW. (http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1326441206) VDL, I didn't even watch it. I just saw the title and died a little inside. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on November 28, 2007, 02:00:20 PM Refrain from hitting yourself with whatever blunt object may be lying around (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 28, 2007, 02:20:01 PM Dear God, who is that dumb cunt and why didn't they leave her ass out on the Acropolis as a baby to be eaten by wolves like God intended?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 28, 2007, 02:46:04 PM She's not meant to be heard. She's meant to be brought home drunk.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 28, 2007, 02:50:25 PM Obviously staged.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on November 28, 2007, 03:42:52 PM The Acoustics of Vegetables: The Vienna Vegetable Orchestra (http://music.guardian.co.uk/video/2007/nov/28/vegetable.orchestra).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on November 29, 2007, 08:21:04 PM Working ExoSkeleton for soldiers, or well, pretty much anyone that would need (or could afford) it.... (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/tech/2007/11/27/yeates.ut.robo.soldier.ksl)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 29, 2007, 08:27:48 PM About time. Could you imagine Iraq if all our soldiers had bomb and bullet resistant exoskeletons? The terrorists would just be blowing up their own people pointlessly. (I'm probably overstating the state of armor a bit, though - I'd be surprised if you could wear something that can stand up to an RPG - but the question is, can you dodge it?)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on November 29, 2007, 08:34:49 PM Only a few years ago, many Iraqi nationals thought all soldiers' sunglasses had x-ray vision lenses. No lie. I'm sure this would freak them the fuck out.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on November 30, 2007, 12:56:17 AM On second thought, perhaps the time is right for Phoenix Wright to retire from law (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XefST76KxDE).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 30, 2007, 12:58:51 AM Ok. That was awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 04, 2007, 06:02:58 AM http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull
NSFW - language. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on December 04, 2007, 07:44:29 AM If we do not open our eyes to reality soon, they will get fucked right out of our heads. :cry:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 04, 2007, 12:46:14 PM That was good. I wonder what the original speech was about, assuming that whole thing wasn't made from scratch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on December 04, 2007, 11:56:52 PM Haemish wrote a novel?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 05, 2007, 07:48:25 AM Hey now, there's no occular penetration in my novel.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 05, 2007, 03:02:12 PM Ode to Jack Thompson (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1792273)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on December 05, 2007, 10:51:18 PM Hey now, there's no occular penetration in my novel. Sounds like you need to do some serious editing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 05, 2007, 11:00:54 PM Ode to Jack Thompson (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1792273) While I can appreciate the effort that went into creating a music video and fake commercial, I find it's best to ignore him.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on December 05, 2007, 11:25:28 PM Haemish how did you get labels working on your blog? They aren't built into blogger right? I found some implementation on the web recently but I'm not too happy with it.
Also if you finished your novel and want someone to read or review it send me a PM. I love doing stuff like that, and I have a decent sense of editing and such if you are looking for feedback. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 06, 2007, 05:33:30 AM he might get it published if it DID have ocular penetration it it.
Imagine this :ye_gods: but w/out the eyes! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 06, 2007, 11:51:39 AM Haemish how did you get labels working on your blog? They aren't built into blogger right? I found some implementation on the web recently but I'm not too happy with it. I'm using templates and just started typing labels into the "Labels for this Post" field. Anything you type in there, it adds as a label. I don't remember if I did anything more than that, but it's been a while since I added them. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on December 06, 2007, 12:55:43 PM Ok, guess I'll look at the html and javascript on your site and figure it out.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on December 10, 2007, 10:41:39 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wlmop4Dfmw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXDHFpudUcg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 10, 2007, 11:06:21 PM "Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know."
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 12, 2007, 10:46:18 AM My new haircut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_OkW2QzIE4). Guy acting like a douche. If you know anyone like this, do your country a favor and murder them.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 13, 2007, 09:58:20 AM Snow plowing train (http://www.maniacworld.com/snow-plowing-train.html). I've never seen one of these. It hauls ass in 3+ feet of snow, takes a snow bank out without even pausing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on December 13, 2007, 07:23:31 PM KIDS ARE EVIL, I TELL YOU!! EVIL!!! (warning cute kid incoming) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hTxGmvUo_0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 13, 2007, 11:05:50 PM I loled.
Egads, there appears to be an entire evil baby library on YouTube. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 13, 2007, 11:07:15 PM Speaking of which, this seems cruel and innocent at the same time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DH01tAnL6g).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 14, 2007, 12:30:34 AM KIDS ARE EVIL, I TELL YOU!! EVIL!!! (warning cute kid incoming) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hTxGmvUo_0) I wish he'd eat the damn cupcake already. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 14, 2007, 09:22:38 AM KIDS ARE EVIL, I TELL YOU!! EVIL!!! (warning cute kid incoming) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hTxGmvUo_0) Whutchutalkin'boutWillis? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on December 14, 2007, 12:00:31 PM Best job in the world... (http://jumpcut.com/view/?id=0D81FEBE575211DBB77B961586523BC9)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 14, 2007, 12:09:43 PM Best job in the world... (http://jumpcut.com/view/?id=0D81FEBE575211DBB77B961586523BC9) Not really (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Blue_Angels_South_Carolina_crash), but they do good work.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on December 14, 2007, 12:40:10 PM I would still do it. In a heartbeat. Without a second of hesitation.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 14, 2007, 12:58:14 PM That's good to hear, I'd say seconds of hesitation are responsible for the a 10% fatality rate.
I should probably contribute a video here, hmm... ever check out Yugioh Abridged (http://www.dailymotion.com/LittleKuriboh)? Mockery and condensing each episode to 7 minutes or less has severely improved the series. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 14, 2007, 01:15:20 PM Anti-Kant Campaign (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M-cmNdiFuI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on December 14, 2007, 10:50:36 PM R. Kelly is insane (nswf language).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2c Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on December 15, 2007, 08:32:19 PM lol. R. Kelly is a gifted comedian.
Epic Fight Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NI6iu7e91Y) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 17, 2007, 08:48:37 AM R. Kelly is insane (nswf language). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2c WHAT... THE... FUCK? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: geldonyetich2 on December 17, 2007, 02:43:56 PM That was weird, that guy just sort of went off. It might have been staged, or it could have been really bad timing. "Hmm, I don't think he'll attack me while YouTube is recording, so maybe this'll be a good time to reveal I've been sleeping with his wife."
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on December 17, 2007, 09:54:45 PM Holy shit. These are the best PSAs ever.
Short Version: Canada puts out amazingly graphic and horrible PSAs to promote workplace safety, laughs follow. WARNING: THESE ARE PRETTY FUCKING GRAPHIC FOR A QUICK PSA SHOWN ON ACTUAL TV. IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT SKATER FALLING 40 FEET YOU WILL NOT LIKE THESE. Steel Worker: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uniqmkPeaZ4 Chef: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Z8xxWhh5k Retail Worker: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Haa4QImf40 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 17, 2007, 10:00:34 PM Holy Fuck Canada.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 17, 2007, 11:29:45 PM Canadians know the exact time and place of their death?!?!
(http://www.fast-rewind.com/krull2.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on December 18, 2007, 06:33:12 AM I have to change channels whenever one of those damn things come on the air, I would like to beat the workplace safety people to death with a piece of rebar, or maybe something ironic like a fire extinguisher.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on December 18, 2007, 09:27:14 AM gets the point across though. And didnt we already have a thread about these videos somewhere else?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 18, 2007, 11:56:34 AM The workplace safety videos have been around before, at least the retail worker one has. The chef and steel worker were new to me. I think they are wholly fantastic ads.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on December 19, 2007, 02:40:52 AM Holy shit I just watched that Chef PSA, now I think I'm going to have nightmares. :ye_gods:
Basically what that PSA says to me is "NEVER, NEVER EVER BE A CHEF!" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on December 19, 2007, 06:49:53 PM I was half-considering posting these in the WoW forum, but they certainly qualify for this thread as well: Holy crap I just saw the mini me (http://youtube.com/watch?v=3En1M4SNn98) one on TV.William...Shatner...is...a...tauren...shaman! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8) Mr T pities da fool who don't roll night elf! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc) No, really. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on December 19, 2007, 11:11:31 PM David Cross is a piece of shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU6zcqmw0Uk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on December 20, 2007, 01:07:54 PM Turning the wiimote into into one of those touch tables. (http://www.gearlog.com/2007/12/incredible_wiimote_hack_create.php)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 20, 2007, 08:18:37 PM It's a rare condition in this day in age (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1794609)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 20, 2007, 10:21:51 PM Turning the wiimote into into one of those touch tables. (http://www.gearlog.com/2007/12/incredible_wiimote_hack_create.php) Anyone else hear the millions of IPod Touches and the Microsoft Surfaces cry out in terror and then be silenced? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 21, 2007, 09:08:07 AM Originally posted this (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/iphone/proremote-pro-tools-controller-may-be-coolest-iphone-app-ever-updated-332324.php) over in the guitar thread. iPhone ftw.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 21, 2007, 10:22:32 AM Romain street racers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdYEtMktrbI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on December 21, 2007, 04:59:15 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRcxz1MSPd0
English (and I do mean 'English'...as opposed to 'American') dub of the first half of the first episode of Urusei Yatsura/Lum the Invader Girl/whatever you want to call it. Matt Lucas as Ataru, Anna Friel as Lum. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on December 24, 2007, 10:25:31 PM Think of the children this x-mas:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1794455 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on December 27, 2007, 12:34:00 AM For some reason I find this very amusing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxafl6-WQwo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 28, 2007, 07:23:48 AM Pete Huttlinger plays Stevie Wonder's "Superstition" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCKL_MHRoU).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 28, 2007, 08:29:30 AM Pete Huttlinger plays Stevie Wonder's "Superstition" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCKL_MHRoU). Very nice! :drill:Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on December 30, 2007, 04:15:37 AM Girl Owned by Desert Eagle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwLQewe4TrY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on December 30, 2007, 06:00:28 AM Ouch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Soukyan on December 30, 2007, 09:10:02 AM Pete Huttlinger plays Stevie Wonder's "Superstition" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCKL_MHRoU). Very nice! :drill:Damn. Some fine playing. :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on December 31, 2007, 08:33:22 AM Girl Owned by Desert Eagle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwLQewe4TrY) That could have been really ugly had the guy had more than one bullet in the clip. At last she had enough sense to pull her finger off the trigger as quick as she could. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on December 31, 2007, 05:59:45 PM I thought she was going to bite her tongue off. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on January 01, 2008, 03:05:04 PM I thought she was going to bite her tongue off. :ye_gods: Me too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 02, 2008, 06:50:19 AM Mazes in google maps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKswNWNwBSo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on January 02, 2008, 05:49:33 PM Pretty cool. de Uithof and Alice in Wonderland were my favorites.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on January 02, 2008, 05:56:45 PM Mean Kitty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 02, 2008, 08:58:03 PM Mean Kitty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo) (http://www.earlstees.com/shop/catalog/images/HandBanana.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 02, 2008, 09:20:00 PM Hand banana!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 02, 2008, 09:59:50 PM That song was terrible.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on January 02, 2008, 10:45:54 PM And yet I can't stop humming it.
HELP ME. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on January 03, 2008, 08:04:10 AM Techno remix of a Russian Fairytale movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4GX2yki0yg
Although the lyrics are Czech, as this is the Czech version of the movie. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on January 03, 2008, 11:11:45 AM HA! I remember seeing that movie on MST3K. Awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on January 03, 2008, 07:05:19 PM Jack Frost. One of the best MST3K eps there is.
It's raining cinematic payoff. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on January 03, 2008, 08:38:00 PM If you thought that Still Alive was good.... watch him doing this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltjbnyvq_SI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltjbnyvq_SI)
The Shat!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE) It's getting hot in here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 04, 2008, 04:33:39 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI3g9RaVkdY
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on January 05, 2008, 12:13:10 AM Your second link is the same as your first Furiously.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on January 05, 2008, 01:28:46 AM fixed!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on January 05, 2008, 03:48:59 AM http://youtube.com/watch?v=9aMHdVruMZE
Rocketman! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 05, 2008, 06:45:35 AM The Cat Cube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNKlYx7G5Gk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 05, 2008, 07:43:58 AM The Shat!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE) Oh man, that was just too awsome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on January 06, 2008, 01:11:56 PM The Shat!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE) Oh man, that was just too awsome. I've had that single on my HDD somewhere for years now. It was nice to see a live performance with the Shat if full red faced glory though. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nonentity on January 06, 2008, 06:42:05 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s&feature=related
WHAT IS BOX HAPPENING :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 06, 2008, 07:21:04 PM Not safe for work. That's all I have to say about that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bBwVRYQn60 Attention Whore +1 http://darejunkies.com/?vid=4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 07, 2008, 10:50:52 AM Videotrace (http://www.acvt.com.au/research/videotrace/) -- Using 2d movies for rapid 3d prototyping
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on January 07, 2008, 12:48:14 PM Wow. I can't wait until there's a freeware version of that.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on January 09, 2008, 11:27:09 AM Short, funny language school ad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsCR9Y4Ymvo But don't go to Berlitz, it's a horrible language school :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on January 09, 2008, 01:22:28 PM http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/media.asp?file=109
So fucking win. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 09, 2008, 02:50:00 PM Choo-chooooooooo
http://www.break.com/index/train-runs-over-crazy-kid.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on January 09, 2008, 08:08:53 PM I am full of turbo! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b7zL_Jorr4&feature=user)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 09, 2008, 08:11:47 PM It wasn't funny until the girl said "My Heather's Beautiful Dress is a Tornado of Power!"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on January 09, 2008, 08:12:34 PM If it was pretty RC dolls called Turbo Eric you'd lol a little. :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on January 09, 2008, 09:25:56 PM If it was pretty RC dolls called Turbo Eric you'd lol a little. :drill: Someone less lazier than me needs to spend some time in photoshop. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on January 09, 2008, 10:57:18 PM I just found out someone I know does this for a hobby. :ye_gods:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crmD_B8ERzk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 10, 2008, 01:41:42 AM Videotrace (http://www.acvt.com.au/research/videotrace/) -- Using 2d movies for rapid 3d prototyping Holy fuck. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 10, 2008, 08:54:28 AM I just found out someone I know does this for a hobby. :ye_gods: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crmD_B8ERzk Do you allow yourself to be seen with this person in public? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on January 10, 2008, 01:27:18 PM I'm just going to pretend I don't know anything about the whole dog thing. I figure as long as I don't see her perform, it doesn't exist.
Here's lulz to make up for my previous video: http://gizmodo.com/343348/confessions-the-meanest-thing-gizmodo-did-at-ces Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 11, 2008, 07:24:47 AM Oh, Fuck off, I'm Clive Owen! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76CaTyD_sGI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 11, 2008, 08:54:48 AM Oh, Fuck off, I'm Clive Owen! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76CaTyD_sGI) Goddamnit, that's funny. One thing I missed about not having HBO was Extras. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on January 11, 2008, 11:41:00 AM That last episode of Extras was hilarious...but also mostly depressing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on January 11, 2008, 01:51:51 PM http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=1JiJzqXxgxo
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on January 12, 2008, 11:53:19 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKIFpEUbnYg
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on January 13, 2008, 12:32:44 AM I love stories of different animal species getting along. They melt my cold heart.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on January 13, 2008, 06:27:38 AM I love stories of different animal species getting along. They melt my cold heart. Right up until the point where you are enslaved by the new flying, clawed Critten masters and forced to bring them snacks such as eyeballs or cat nip... (http://www.willisms.com/archives/wingedkitten.gif) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on January 14, 2008, 09:09:22 PM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797221
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 15, 2008, 08:29:29 PM NSFW. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elk1esd1vsc) No nudity, only profanity and hilarious racism.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on January 16, 2008, 10:34:56 AM Huge Russian hockey brawl (http://youtube.com/watch?v=W5-dddpy168&feature=related)
...is there a version of this without some tacky soundtrack? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 16, 2008, 03:14:04 PM The Disintegrator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAUnuuBkW4), the tripod mounted gattling rubberband gun.. for when you have real nerd rage. Skip to 3:10 if it's too long for you.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on January 16, 2008, 04:05:52 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZJXUkSy45Y&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZJXUkSy45Y&feature=related)
Batman has a future in acting, the rest - not so much. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on January 17, 2008, 02:22:47 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on January 17, 2008, 01:24:54 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8
Experts aren't made, they're born. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 17, 2008, 02:47:48 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8 Experts aren't made, they're born. Goddamnit, that's fucking hysterical. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 17, 2008, 05:21:34 PM Except for the last bit. I'm not a fan of the "dogs in pain" sounds, even when simulated. :cry:
Otherwise, a fucking riot. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on January 17, 2008, 06:31:08 PM So in England they can say 'Fuck You' a million times, but 'cunt' gets a beep?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on January 17, 2008, 08:06:26 PM Toooooooooooom Cruise! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sHSnQ7mzM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 18, 2008, 02:19:08 AM urban legend hospital (nsfw)
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797753 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on January 18, 2008, 08:12:27 AM URL says it all:
http://www.mediaflix.net/video-Crazy-christian-lady-goes-nuts-at-a-coffee-shop.aspx (http://www.mediaflix.net/video-Crazy-christian-lady-goes-nuts-at-a-coffee-shop.aspx) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 18, 2008, 08:13:11 AM Wee! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw) He did it again.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 18, 2008, 10:02:55 AM Wee! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw) He did it again. That motherfucker should be working for NASA. Or at least Nintendo. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on January 18, 2008, 02:33:50 PM Holy ass. Imagine that w/ light sabers.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 19, 2008, 04:07:56 AM Wee! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw) He did it again. That motherfucker should be working for NASA. Or at least Nintendo. You know, if nothing else, this thread has taught me that there a lot of people out there who are a lot cleverer than me, working on some very, very, very cool shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on January 19, 2008, 04:59:35 AM This kind of stuff isn't exactly new (except for the novelty Wii factor...). There's a lot of stuff being done with digital cameras, projectors, lazers, of this sort. Eg:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWcAkxzkv4 Which is done via: http://muonics.net/blog/index.php?postid=15 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 19, 2008, 08:11:46 AM I hear ya Lamaros, but at the same time, I think the cool part is that this guy's taking already commercially available, relatively inexpensive products and creating something pretty radically new. Its stuff that could be on the shelves in a matter of a few years if manufacturers get on the ball.
The laser beam painting on the side of a building is cool too, don't get me wrong, but its not exactly commercial grade products they're playing with. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on January 19, 2008, 08:19:26 AM This kind of stuff isn't exactly new (except for the novelty Wii factor...). There's a lot of stuff being done with digital cameras, projectors, lazers, of this sort. Eg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWcAkxzkv4 Which is done via: http://muonics.net/blog/index.php?postid=15 How do you see those two things (the Wii motion tracking trick vs big LASER) as related? The LASER does track the motion of the pointer but that has pretty much nothing to do with tracking your head motion to create an illusion of depth in a flat surface with off the shelf hardware. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on January 19, 2008, 08:52:17 AM The first one the guy did was basicly exactly the same.
This second one is not exactly the same. But it's still cameras picking up lazers/etc and then running it through a computer to do something. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 19, 2008, 12:02:46 PM Guys, I'm just surprised that there are people out there a lot cleverer than me.
Really. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on January 19, 2008, 06:30:53 PM But how good are they are the one line put-down? Don't sell yourself short.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on January 19, 2008, 06:54:40 PM That's true, you can't insult someone just by pointing your wii-glasses at them.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Obo on January 20, 2008, 06:41:28 AM This stuff is already on the shelves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AO0F5sLdVM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on January 20, 2008, 07:02:01 AM That's true, you can't insult someone just by pointing your wii-glasses at them. Someone is working on it thought.... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 20, 2008, 07:16:19 AM I'm insulted when parents walk into Gamestop when I'm there and ask if they have any Wiis in stock. I can't imagine what Wii glasses would do to me. Likely, I'd end up throwing a punch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 20, 2008, 02:17:31 PM You have no idea how much I want to scream at people when they complain about Nintendo not making enough consoles and shit. Or why we don't get more consoles.
I also am having an increasingly hard time putting up with people trying to get me to pick out Wii games for them. "Durr, what's popular right now?!" Yes asshole, pick your games based on popularity. Here ya go, the new Hanna Montana game! It's popular! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on January 20, 2008, 08:20:05 PM I should really apply to work at gamestop, is there an online test I can take to show them my general hatred and disdain for customers?
That is one of the requirements, right? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on January 20, 2008, 09:50:02 PM Absolutely. If you try to enjoy the customers you wouldn't last a month.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on January 20, 2008, 09:51:48 PM Awesome, because I _really_ hate people, am I required to rant endlessly about crappy games and stupid customers, and if so, do they provide these rants to me, or do I get a stipend for writing lengthy diatribes on my own time?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 22, 2008, 08:35:01 AM Amusing commercial I just saw..
Clearblue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX7VxW3wL0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on January 22, 2008, 09:31:27 AM Eh, depends on your store. I spent more time talking about Katamari Damacy and Guitar Hero than I did about Madden.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 22, 2008, 11:24:04 AM Amusing commercial I just saw.. Clearblue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX7VxW3wL0) Yeah, I saw that on TV, and immediately did a double take. Very ear-catching. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on January 23, 2008, 06:45:12 AM Toooooooooooom Cruise! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sHSnQ7mzM) Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry O'Connell! (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe) Probably just absolutely killed his career... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on January 24, 2008, 09:56:33 AM I :heart: lipsyncing! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1798567)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on January 24, 2008, 04:35:15 PM That song was terrible. Oh, I think we can go further than that....http://youtube.com/watch?v=rRR8lqlpU68 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Salamok on January 25, 2008, 10:01:28 AM Wee! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw) He did it again. can someone just hand this guy a 25 million or so to design a full fledged game. I would have said 100 million but he is obviously capable of producing superior results with limited resources. Makes a whole lot more sense than funding garriot or mcquaid. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on January 25, 2008, 10:44:09 AM Toooooooooooom Cruise! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sHSnQ7mzM) Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry O'Connell! (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe) Probably just absolutely killed his career... I have a new respect for him after seeing that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 25, 2008, 11:50:00 PM Holy ass. Imagine that w/ light sabers. The day is coming when gamers will be the fittest people on the planet. It began with DDR, the popularity of the Wii's physical interaction has taught it to the industry, and soon our kids will be growing up performing the actual moves we used to make happen with a joypad. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 26, 2008, 01:28:18 AM Will she make it to level 2? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kd1RerP2k)
Same two girls watch Cloverfield (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXoDXUC76SE) edit - accidental while drunk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on January 26, 2008, 01:55:25 AM In a few weeks she'll be a cynical power-gamer looking online for her best talent build while plugging numbers into an excel spreadsheet.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on January 26, 2008, 01:52:26 PM Quote The day is coming when gamers will be the fittest people on the planet. It began with DDR Think again! http://youtube.com/watch?v=4yk-ESYl7Bc&feature=related (http://youtube.com/watch?v=4yk-ESYl7Bc&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on January 27, 2008, 11:56:11 AM The first 10 seconds of this AT&T commercial cracks me up.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HeitwRkrvaQ (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HeitwRkrvaQ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 31, 2008, 02:32:30 PM 30 minutes of 80's cartoon openings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bto7l3cKhvk). I had forgotten about a lot of these, but it alll came back.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 01, 2008, 03:41:30 AM Will she make it to level 2? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kd1RerP2k) Same two girls watch Cloverfield (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXoDXUC76SE) Fuck. I can't not post them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGWck3TDK1I Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on February 01, 2008, 10:21:46 AM She's fucking Matt Damon
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 01, 2008, 11:40:25 AM That was incredibly funny. I generally don't like Sarah Silverman but that was a huge exception. I assume by the look on his face when it was over that he was... not informed.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 01, 2008, 11:50:47 AM Improv anywhere does grand central station (http://www.improveverywhere.com/2008/01/31/frozen-grand-central/). I think this one was the best yet.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on February 02, 2008, 10:40:07 PM People freezing in place
http://current.com/items/88830919_time_stops_at_grand_central Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 02, 2008, 10:48:44 PM People freezing in place http://current.com/items/88830919_time_stops_at_grand_central You clearly pay very close attention to this thread. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 02, 2008, 11:21:38 PM thechurchofdave will set you free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgrLclMeabA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on February 03, 2008, 03:11:04 AM People freezing in place http://current.com/items/88830919_time_stops_at_grand_central You clearly pay very close attention to this thread. Bah. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 03, 2008, 02:39:28 PM Naturally Seven accapella on the Paris metro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swdnmMgaesE)
A Didgeridoo & the One Man Band (http://youtube.com/watch?v=VF_Hw8l01LI) Ossilloscope art! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ac1G_5N73g&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 04, 2008, 12:58:44 AM She's fucking Matt Damon http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM I don't think I have ever seen my wife laugh so hard. It really helps to know the background.... Sarah Silverman is dating Jimmy Kimmel.... And that he used to say. "And I'm sorry we're out of time for our special guest Matt Damon" a ton of times of the show, then when he got Matt Damon on the show he brought him out with 1 minute left and told him, "Sorry, we're out of time." Which sorta started a bit of a feud. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 04, 2008, 01:12:27 AM Ok, now I'm confused, is she actually fucking matt damon, or is she fucking jimmy kimmel and making funny videos about fucking matt damon for the epic lulz?
It's really not as funny if she's not actually getting wanged by matt damon. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 04, 2008, 01:28:07 AM Ok, now I'm confused, is she actually fucking matt damon, or is she fucking jimmy kimmel and making funny videos about fucking matt damon for the epic lulz? It's really not as funny if she's not actually getting wanged by matt damon. No, she's actually fucking Winona Ryder and paying for her drycleaning. Other times she's watching the Chronic-cles of Narnia. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 04, 2008, 01:33:40 AM I'm even more confused now, we need an exploding head smiley.
Tale, will you be my bodyguard? http://youtube.com/watch?v=HOiVaE-pKqM I'll be your long lost pal. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 04, 2008, 02:05:08 AM And my wonderwall?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on February 04, 2008, 12:45:04 PM 30 minutes of 80's cartoon openings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bto7l3cKhvk). I had forgotten about a lot of these, but it alll came back. I've had the Super Mario Brothers rap theme in my head for past few days. THANKS. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 04, 2008, 02:02:29 PM Hooked on the brothas!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on February 04, 2008, 03:44:41 PM She's fucking Matt Damon http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM I don't think I have ever seen my wife laugh so hard. It really helps to know the background.... Sarah Silverman is dating Jimmy Kimmel.... And that he used to say. "And I'm sorry we're out of time for our special guest Matt Damon" a ton of times of the show, then when he got Matt Damon on the show he brought him out with 1 minute left and told him, "Sorry, we're out of time." Which sorta started a bit of a feud. That was classic. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 05, 2008, 04:49:12 PM Stella discusses Barack Obama (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1800518)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on February 06, 2008, 07:54:37 AM She's fucking Matt Damon http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM I don't think I have ever seen my wife laugh so hard. It really helps to know the background.... Sarah Silverman is dating Jimmy Kimmel.... And that he used to say. "And I'm sorry we're out of time for our special guest Matt Damon" a ton of times of the show, then when he got Matt Damon on the show he brought him out with 1 minute left and told him, "Sorry, we're out of time." Which sorta started a bit of a feud. That was classic. To be fair to Damon, the feud is a kid-on, and the Kimmel confirmed that the scene was rehearsed. The bit where he wen raj was some of Damon's better acting, though. You can see another bit of their ongoing "competition" here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=T23oNcCFriE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 06, 2008, 08:13:23 AM Isn't this essentially the part Matt Damon played in Euro Trip?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on February 06, 2008, 09:49:28 AM Isn't this essentially the part Matt Damon played in Euro Trip? Scotty Doesn't Know! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 06, 2008, 11:07:59 AM That's the one. I knew it was familiar. Damn that movie was funny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 08, 2008, 01:49:33 PM I may be behind the times (3 million views), but a friend linked me this last night:
Writing subtitles without knowing the language (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 08, 2008, 02:34:09 PM Im pretty sure thats about 3 pages back, try to keep up tale!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 09, 2008, 03:46:26 PM Does this make you gay?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDsHvq6juEY&eurl=http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/69498 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDsHvq6juEY&eurl=http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/69498) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 09, 2008, 03:48:08 PM You were the worst sex I ever had.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnePK7nUNfg&eurl=http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/69498 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnePK7nUNfg&eurl=http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/69498) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 09, 2008, 03:55:50 PM You were the worst sex I ever had. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnePK7nUNfg&eurl=http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/69498 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnePK7nUNfg&eurl=http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/69498) Hint: remove the referring URL. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 09, 2008, 10:39:11 PM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1800511
Fucking awesome, I almost cried. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 10, 2008, 02:15:27 AM You were the worst sex I ever had. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnePK7nUNfg&eurl=http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/69498 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnePK7nUNfg&eurl=http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/69498) Hint: remove the referring URL. But sensible erection is awesome. Well for finding strange stuff. The porn there sucks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on February 10, 2008, 11:20:41 AM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1800511 Fucking awesome, I almost cried. "I **** the spiders on the wall." I **** the cobwebs on the wall." "I **** the candles on the shelf." "When I'm alone, I **** myself." Yeah. Very nice find. Edit: Shefl is not a word. I understand this now. :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 11, 2008, 12:23:01 AM The Internet Knows (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHjD-HWeo18) (homemade ad for a South African 3G modem)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on February 12, 2008, 03:17:54 PM Technically, it's not usel (http://www.softechsystems.com/mydemos/Demo5.html)ess. I'm sure some mouth-breather learned from it.
I just wanted to share an example of why skipping work to cook for my blog is more rewarding these days. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 13, 2008, 06:44:15 AM Just check out to lunch for a month. Blame overly complex software and unintuitive training, demand multiple day training session with live instructor. Stay home those days.
Or abuse the 'other' box. That kind of shit would drive me nuts. They wanted to put in a timeclock and I went ballistic. I used to abuse the timeclock system at walmart like crazy when I worked there because they were such douchebags about everything. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 13, 2008, 07:24:30 AM 60' Rogue Wave hits crabbing boat in the bearing sea (http://youtube.com/watch?v=l_8hOai9hGQ&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 13, 2008, 07:40:35 AM Nerf rogues!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on February 13, 2008, 08:35:23 AM That was terrifying. Rogue waves are spooky as hell.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on February 13, 2008, 09:24:34 PM That's nuts. The entire series itself is really good and they go through some crazy shit to catch crab.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on February 14, 2008, 03:19:38 AM Bhodii's videos are consistently the best.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on February 14, 2008, 07:08:30 AM I remember one episode of Deadliest Catch where a fisherman went overboard and they rescued him. Some emotional fucking TV; everyone was crying on board and I almost cried too. The dude almost died on camera. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on February 17, 2008, 10:21:27 PM Being on the press list for GDC isn't all it's cracked up to be. My mailbox gets flooded with spam from every last Ukranian inventor with a new peripheral that's going to CHANGE THE WAY YOU GAME, and every East Belorussian studio with an astounding, earth-shattering upcoming MMORTSFPGBBQYARR.
Sometimes you get something special and cool. Tonight was not one of those times. Tonight was one of the times where you get... fuck it, read the press release. Quote from: PWP Press Release Greetings and Salutations Lords and Ladies, Pansy Warrior Princess will be onsite IN THE FLESH AND IN FULL BODY ARMOR this week at the Game Developer's Conference. I will be in search of gamers and media to discuss all things gaming for my weekly Internet show. Who is Pansy Warrior Princess, you ask? Well, it's me! (I am deeply saddened you had to ask.) Check me out at www.pansywarriorprincess.com. My weekly show is a one-stop shop for anyone interested in video games and medieval whatnot. I review games with intelligence, colorful graphics and plenty of snarky humor. Check out my Top 10 lists, past episodes, and request an autographed photo! Please feel free to contact me at pansy@pansywarriorprincess.com if you would like to cross paths at GDC this week. I hope to run into you on the show floor! Huzzah!! Pansy Warrior Princess I went to the site expecting something either :awesome_for_real: or :ye_gods:. It's neither, unfortunately, because it's done so damn earnestly. It's... Like Yahtzee. Only not funny and in plastic LARP body armor. :sad_panda:. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 18, 2008, 12:40:19 AM I wouldn't want to offend yahtzee by comparing some fat unfunny broad to the comedic nuggets he shits out weekly.
Also, fuck her for bitching about the ranged part of heavenly sword, controlling the arrows and cannonballs with the sixaxis was by far the best part of that game. Do us all a favor and kick her square in the cooter at GDC Yoru. Hard. Then set her on fire. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 18, 2008, 02:30:08 AM While I agree with just about everything you said there Nerf, fuck the sniping levels in Heavenly Sword. I found them unplayable. In fact, the one where you cover the guy on the bridge made me quit playing the game.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on February 18, 2008, 10:15:23 AM It made me turn sixaxis control off. Which is fine - if you let me turn it off I'll try it, and if it sucks I'll just use the sticks.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on February 18, 2008, 10:28:56 AM While I agree with just about everything you said there Nerf, fuck the sniping levels in Heavenly Sword. I found them unplayable. In fact, the one where you cover the guy on the bridge made me quit playing the game. Heavenly Sword isn't in your genre of games though, there is no turn based strategy and engrossing 80 hour storyline. I found the part of the game you're referring to laughably easy, some people are just better at playing twitch games than others. For the record I found the missle bits welcome relief to the boring and uninspired monotony of the rest of the game, you can't make subpar games of this genre after God of War and the new Ninja Gaidens. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 18, 2008, 10:51:53 AM I wouldn't want to offend yahtzee by comparing some fat unfunny broad to the comedic nuggets he shits out weekly. QFT. This chick is unfunny. On the Mario Galaxy review, she spends like 2 minutes talking about the game and 10 minutes bitching about Valentine's Day. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 18, 2008, 11:16:05 AM While I agree with just about everything you said there Nerf, fuck the sniping levels in Heavenly Sword. I found them unplayable. In fact, the one where you cover the guy on the bridge made me quit playing the game. You do know that you can slow time and control the missiles, like, right into their balls, right? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 18, 2008, 12:23:34 PM Slow... time? No, I think I missed that part. And Ooki, are you kidding me? I love a good action game, my suckage at twitch games where your aiming reticle sways randomly while you're trying to hit super-tiny targets aside.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 18, 2008, 12:47:38 PM Hahahahaha, no wonder you hated it, no fucking way I could've beat that shit without bullet time.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BF-lLXLZsUE IIRC, you hold down the fire button, and then you can control the arrows/cannonballs in midair using the six axis, it is fucking AWESOME. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 18, 2008, 12:50:56 PM PHILDO, PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE KIDDING. PLEASE.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on February 18, 2008, 12:55:18 PM Fuck the missle bits, how did you solve some of the earlier puzzles without doing it?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 18, 2008, 01:02:36 PM I hate you all so much.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 18, 2008, 01:21:15 PM This is the normal evolution of a gamer (http://shawnrider.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/gamerEvolution.jpg). But Phil fell off right before modern man. Lemme dig up a picture.
Here it is: (http://nwn.bioware.com/underdark/images/creature_gelcube.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on February 18, 2008, 03:14:52 PM Frosticube?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on February 18, 2008, 03:50:18 PM Gelatinous cube, duh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 18, 2008, 11:29:05 PM Why my X-Box 360 is busted (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1802286)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 21, 2008, 11:05:00 AM http://youtube.com/watch?v=BF-lLXLZsUE Gotta admit that looked pretty cool.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 21, 2008, 11:44:48 AM Cross-post from Politics, for those who do not sink to that level.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on February 21, 2008, 12:26:44 PM You know, I think Richard Simmons might be gay.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 21, 2008, 12:31:00 PM http://youtube.com/watch?v=BF-lLXLZsUE Gotta admit that looked pretty cool.Yeah, the sword combat is pretty fucking meh, but controlling the arrows and cannonballs with the sixaxis is *awesome*, someone needs to make a game with nothing but that, I'd fucking buy it in a heartbeat. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 21, 2008, 01:08:08 PM You know, I think Richard Simmons might be gay. I always used to try and give him the benefit of the doubt, he's just really nice and happy and bouncy....until I saw that. There's really no more excuses for Richard.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on February 21, 2008, 01:44:47 PM I love Whose Line. But let's be fair: there's a ton of gay jokes on there all the time. Richard Simmons just threw it way over the top. :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 23, 2008, 08:04:55 AM I miss the old John Stewart talk show. Originally on MTV, I used to catch it on Fox when I didn't have cable.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8u2E-z-Kh-M http://youtube.com/watch?v=7e4KPZAmtu0 (one of my favorite FNM tracks) http://youtube.com/watch?v=H5Sj4uQWtPw http://youtube.com/watch?v=YGEHPWwNS5o (hey, I liked his first couple albums) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on February 23, 2008, 10:14:45 AM Araya is wearing a Heavy Metal Shop shirt. Awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on February 24, 2008, 03:00:05 AM I'm not sure if this one has made the rounds here:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1766965 It's all fun and games till someone break their foot. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 25, 2008, 06:09:50 AM She's fucking Matt Damon Jimmy Kimmel's Response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIQrBouWRiE)http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM Robin Williams put coffee up my nose near the end. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on February 25, 2008, 08:57:00 AM She's fucking Matt Damon Jimmy Kimmel's Response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIQrBouWRiE)http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM Robin Williams put coffee up my nose near the end. Saw that last night. The celebrity cameos are fantastic. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 25, 2008, 09:19:49 PM Man, I just came to post that! Damn you!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 26, 2008, 04:54:37 AM Matt was better than Ben but that Josh Groban cameo was hilarious.
Edit: Too much bleeping in Jimmy's video as well Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 26, 2008, 06:09:19 AM I'm just amazed at how much that Fed-ex guy looks like me.
Harrison Ford was funny too. That was quite the eclectic cast. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 26, 2008, 06:14:55 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fvQQtkqoA&
:awesome_for_real: :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 26, 2008, 08:07:10 AM You look like Brad Pitt?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on February 26, 2008, 08:32:03 AM He does, kinda. At least from the ankles down.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 26, 2008, 12:13:14 PM "It's been great working with all of you."
http://www.militarytimes.com/multimedia/video/rpg_surgery/ (http://www.militarytimes.com/multimedia/video/rpg_surgery/) Graphic surgery, so might be NSFW for some. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 27, 2008, 12:46:00 AM New Daft Punk hands thingy (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1804218)
Edit to include humorous video mocking the popular websites (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1804204) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 27, 2008, 12:57:18 AM Man.
Kanye's lyrics are total shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 27, 2008, 06:58:42 AM Man. Kanye trying to freestyle on SNL was one of the most painful things I've seen. He's so abysmal and a good demonstration of why the bulk of americans are fucking retarded.Kanye's lyrics are total shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on February 27, 2008, 01:55:43 PM Found this (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1804204) from the Kanya hands link. AWESOME!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on February 27, 2008, 03:01:52 PM http://www.unclejayexplains.com/
Local DJ doing various "news" bits. I can't find a way to link the Feb. 25th episode, but it's on the front page right now. All tonge-in-cheek and pretty damn funny, imo. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 28, 2008, 04:57:08 AM Edit to include humorous video mocking the popular websites (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1804204) You said you were ripped and black! You said you were two fat asians. Fair enough, lets do this. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on February 28, 2008, 11:18:47 AM Steve Novick for senate. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=N2UesvrH-cs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 28, 2008, 01:38:48 PM Please tell me that's real!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on February 28, 2008, 01:49:35 PM It's real but he might not get past the primary. (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gtv_CPAEt8uC75rw_FklJX4OzkkgD8V3H8IO0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 28, 2008, 05:50:10 PM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1804456
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on February 28, 2008, 11:12:31 PM Those crazy Filipino prisoners (http://www.break.com/index/prisoners-do-soulja-boy.html)!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on February 29, 2008, 01:06:07 PM Power Thirst inspires real commercial (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1801889)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on March 02, 2008, 10:54:38 AM I'm not angry at all. BFF-150! Heh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on March 02, 2008, 01:24:05 PM What the fuck is power thirst? It's BRAWNDO, THE THIRST MUTILATOR! TO HELP YOU WIN AT THINGS YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO WIN AT! LIKE YELLING! YOU CAN WIN AT YELLING!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 02, 2008, 01:41:57 PM Power Thirst (http://youtube.com/watch?v=SrPIRYhdnqs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 02, 2008, 02:04:47 PM That Ford ad might be the best car ad I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on March 02, 2008, 06:39:36 PM http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04
I WIN Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 02, 2008, 10:07:08 PM Ah, also a Picnicface production. Hadn't seen that one before.
http://picnicface.com/videos.php Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 03, 2008, 12:06:28 AM I like that Brawndo ad, but for some reason it feels like the Buzz Bunny of advertisements.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on March 04, 2008, 12:01:04 AM I like that Brawndo ad, but for some reason it feels like the Buzz Bunny of advertisements. I believe that's the intent. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on March 04, 2008, 03:11:55 AM ...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 04, 2008, 09:03:43 AM I like some of Kanye's stuff, but when you see him alongside KRS-1, Nas and Rakim it's just painful (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCU-qgR_4bM) Yeah, I like some of Kayne's stuff, but fuck he gets SERVED in that video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on March 04, 2008, 08:05:31 PM Holy hell he gets shown up in that video. He's just TOO cocky. I know in the rap scene you have to have some kind of ego/confidence, but he really needs to get over himself.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 04, 2008, 08:10:30 PM He did a little bit of college.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on March 06, 2008, 12:35:54 PM TSA Gangstaz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7AWw7t5zj0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on March 06, 2008, 05:16:13 PM In light of the sad news about Patrick Swayze, Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJCV_dyug)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on March 06, 2008, 05:30:20 PM Didn't know there was sad news until now. Great song though.
Rakim is the undisputed king of MC's. Anyone would look like shit in front of him... Kanye used to be just a beatmaker though (and a good one), never was a full blown rapper. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on March 07, 2008, 10:50:45 AM Because not everyone reads the guitar thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S1MQeCsnAE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on March 08, 2008, 10:55:19 AM In case you missed it, Semper Fi...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuHCnHqNvT0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on March 10, 2008, 09:49:30 AM It's Amy Winehouse! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaW-uj0Ta14&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 10, 2008, 11:38:19 AM What the fuck? It's like they chopped Gene Simmons in half.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on March 10, 2008, 04:14:58 PM I've seen two fucked up videos of that
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 10, 2008, 04:20:12 PM Awful song, awesome concept (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806179)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on March 10, 2008, 06:19:31 PM (http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/2442/gggggmx9.jpg)
Priceless. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on March 10, 2008, 11:02:44 PM I've seen two fucked up videos of that Fishing for a link, eh? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on March 11, 2008, 05:55:13 AM Fishing for a link, eh? Safe for work... Mexican midget porn (http://youtube.com/watch?v=RDtHsl7Hgck) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 11, 2008, 07:06:10 AM Stunt Driving Skills (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27976)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on March 11, 2008, 01:49:24 PM An actual cockpheasant :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raCUc5A6FHU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raCUc5A6FHU) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WKSHMGmMAM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WKSHMGmMAM&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 11, 2008, 05:55:56 PM Awful song, awesome concept (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806179) There's a lot of "White people do this. Black people do this." in that video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 11, 2008, 06:25:48 PM http://youtube.com/watch?v=plPiFXMjJCg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=h3qI13SZwFI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 11, 2008, 08:16:22 PM Thanks again, Korea! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806338)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on March 12, 2008, 04:18:00 AM ...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 12, 2008, 05:14:45 AM First: who IS that guy, anyway? Some kind of national hero?
And thank you for reminding me of this gem (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LcGXR00x1ro) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on March 12, 2008, 10:03:11 AM Duckman was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 12, 2008, 02:53:41 PM Dancing. Walrus. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806518)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on March 12, 2008, 03:51:07 PM ...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on March 12, 2008, 08:22:27 PM Ken Lee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on March 13, 2008, 01:20:30 AM Dancing. Walrus. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806518) Has anyone checked the children walruses?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on March 13, 2008, 10:00:02 AM Not so much a video... but add this extension to your best friends/worst enemies computer....
http://fffff.at/rolltube (http://fffff.at/rolltube) (BTW - WAP - what you doing tonight? I wanted to show you something on your computer.) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on March 13, 2008, 10:11:59 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo)
Who needs a movie? Anyone? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 13, 2008, 11:20:57 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo) Who needs a movie? Anyone? :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wolf on March 13, 2008, 12:57:15 PM Ken Lee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo) I was sure this would make it's way to here. We're famous yo! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on March 13, 2008, 06:08:22 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo) Who needs a movie? Anyone? A VIDEO MOVIE COULD IMPROVE YOUR LIFE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0YVtgQFAIU&feature=related[/url) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 13, 2008, 07:06:56 PM What students would do if... (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1805211)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on March 14, 2008, 11:25:25 PM Louisiana Leftovers. Sweet. Fucking. God. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 16, 2008, 03:33:31 PM Automatic Ball Launcher for dogs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PcL6-mjRNk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on March 17, 2008, 08:57:37 PM Time to settle that "best youtube clip ever" thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAt7eqmzxGU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on March 17, 2008, 09:10:23 PM Soooo... yeah... <shifts uncomfortably>
That's like Ichi the Killer without the rape and Japanese people. ...disturbing. edit: okay, I have one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmJC3ZaXBEc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 17, 2008, 09:35:20 PM I must watch that movie, now!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 18, 2008, 05:07:25 PM Awareness test (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1807380)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on March 18, 2008, 08:49:27 PM That was cool!
And here is the best hockey fight ever for WAP... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ww--j17sE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ww--j17sE) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on March 19, 2008, 04:15:23 AM That was cool! And here is the best hockey fight ever for WAP... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ww--j17sE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ww--j17sE) The first time I actually made this face :oh_i_see: in real life was after watching this video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on March 19, 2008, 05:26:13 AM That was cool! And here is the best hockey fight ever for WAP... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ww--j17sE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ww--j17sE) First lol of the day. FLotD. Do they still get penalties? lol. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on March 19, 2008, 06:29:04 AM Awareness test (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1807380) edit: Sneaky! That was cool! And here is the best hockey fight ever for WAP... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ww--j17sE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ww--j17sE) Brutal. Just brutal. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 19, 2008, 10:35:04 AM That was cool! And here is the best hockey fight ever for WAP... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ww--j17sE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ww--j17sE) mark that shit NSFW please Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 19, 2008, 10:28:22 PM Basically the knucklepuck (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1807592)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 19, 2008, 10:48:53 PM You are on college humor way too fucking much.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 20, 2008, 07:23:21 AM The same could be said about you and several web sites. At least college humor has regular front page updates!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on March 20, 2008, 09:39:46 AM Don't post a video of yourself pulling a scam with your phone number in it... (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080320/ap_on_fe_st/odd_taco_crime)
The otherwise typically useless Youtube video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgJzEmOioho) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on March 20, 2008, 10:09:04 AM Lolz. Good scam, but even giving the victims his real phone number was retarded, much less failing to bleep it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on March 20, 2008, 01:45:26 PM AMV time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxRxpnHqfCE
:drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Baldrake on March 20, 2008, 02:46:23 PM Don't post a video of yourself pulling a scam with your phone number in it... (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080320/ap_on_fe_st/odd_taco_crime) You know, I've ragged on you guys in the past about the tats, but now that I see that guy, I really understand why you'd be into them.The otherwise typically useless Youtube video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgJzEmOioho) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on March 24, 2008, 09:25:59 PM From germany, with love.
NOT SAVE FOR WORK !!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsqsyEXJTJ8&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 24, 2008, 09:43:22 PM From germany, with love. NOT SAVE FOR WORK !!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsqsyEXJTJ8&feature=related) Life isn't Easy in Germany. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HfnvcKT_Mo) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on March 24, 2008, 10:54:24 PM The musical stylings of Jon Lajoie.
Sunday Afternoon (http://youtube.com/watch?v=4gx3nn6LS6g) | Everyday Normal Guy (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw) | Everyday Normal Guy II (http://youtube.com/watch?v=GmG4X9PGOXs) Semi-NSFW language. Also, the vaguely NSFW 2 Girls 1 Cup Love Song (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68). No actual 2G1C footage. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 24, 2008, 10:58:56 PM Vaguely? I don't know, more lik Vomitly NSFW, but audio only and no grotesque sounds. Also, it's lol.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on March 24, 2008, 11:02:44 PM I think my standards of NSFW are off. My former boss used to pour tequila shots on our desks and discuss... things man was not meant to know.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on March 24, 2008, 11:22:08 PM A truly useless video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aQCSy6ruaM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on March 25, 2008, 04:03:30 PM The musical stylings of Jon Lajoie. Sunday Afternoon (http://youtube.com/watch?v=4gx3nn6LS6g) | Everyday Normal Guy (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw) | Everyday Normal Guy II (http://youtube.com/watch?v=GmG4X9PGOXs) Semi-NSFW language. Also, the vaguely NSFW 2 Girls 1 Cup Love Song (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68). No actual 2G1C footage. The sad part is that this guy is actually a well-known comedian here in Montreal. It makes it funnier I guess. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 26, 2008, 04:53:51 PM She's keepin' her baby (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762736)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on March 26, 2008, 07:15:15 PM Whateva! I do what ah wahnt.
On a related note... ...Ever wonder how far apart the stars of Orion are from each other? Orion Nebula Flythrough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWnU5kchp64) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on March 27, 2008, 06:18:33 AM The Muppets view 2 girls 1 cup. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggaWaK5d23Y&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WayAbvPar on March 27, 2008, 02:13:48 PM This may have been posted before (and the video quality is shit), but god it makes me laugh.
Random Norm McDonald moments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLkdSDAw1gU). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on March 27, 2008, 10:40:42 PM The Carrot Top stuff is gold.
I'm not digging through this whole thread to see if this was posted already (it probably was), but: BANG! BANG! BANG! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 27, 2008, 11:00:56 PM The Carrot Top stuff is gold. I'm not digging through this whole thread to see if this was posted already (it probably was), but: BANG! BANG! BANG! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y) Heel to the balls, stab in the liver! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on March 28, 2008, 02:18:55 PM HI GUYS! :awesome_for_real: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbf4rZxiv18)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on March 28, 2008, 03:02:29 PM HI GUYS! :awesome_for_real: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbf4rZxiv18) God damn it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 28, 2008, 03:04:31 PM did nix just troll us with adam sessler
i think he did Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on March 28, 2008, 04:13:30 PM Nix, I should warn you I can deliver headbutt out of nothing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on March 28, 2008, 06:15:30 PM The Carrot Top stuff is gold. I'm not digging through this whole thread to see if this was posted already (it probably was), but: BANG! BANG! BANG! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y) Gold. He must have a lot of cocaine induced fun doing his job. "I'm in your bar, breaking your legs" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on March 28, 2008, 06:52:35 PM Roundkick. Finish the job.
:drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on March 29, 2008, 01:50:18 PM You can tell he's street by the airbrushed t-shirt. (http://www.qbn.com/topics/546760/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on March 29, 2008, 01:59:52 PM FUNNY CAN KILL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfgnYc4eOvs) - black comedian on YouTube tries answering politely to racist comments :)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raging Turtle on March 30, 2008, 10:52:42 AM Prosthetic arms are getting pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0_mLumx-6Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0_mLumx-6Y) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on March 30, 2008, 08:47:49 PM He makes a good point about how lower prosthetics are way more advanced than upper prosthetics. I can understand why, but how far back they are is a bit much. Fitting name for it too.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 31, 2008, 06:34:07 AM I find it hard to listen to Kamen. Particularly after the "THIS THING WILL REINVENT TRAVEL."
People wanted it to be a hoverboard. Instead we got a shitty scooter. I think this youtube post sums it up: Quote step 1. peel and eat a banana. step 2. eat grapes. step 3. take revenge on darth Vader. Sensationalist inventors are a tough group of people to ignore. They seem to get tons of money with minimal output that would actually help any sort of mass market. As such, maybe a military contract is great for him. He only has to help a few hundred people that way. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on March 31, 2008, 11:59:08 AM Mister Rogers learns the wave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xatZgEZ62fU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 31, 2008, 05:47:23 PM go to http://uk.youtube.com/
(open a new window, go to youtube's site, the youtube pop video thing fails) Click on ANY of the featured videos. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on March 31, 2008, 07:39:24 PM go to http://uk.youtube.com/ (open a new window, go to youtube's site, the youtube pop video thing fails) Click on ANY of the featured videos. ah! Nice prank I guess. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on March 31, 2008, 07:48:44 PM Monkey on a motorcycle. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Afz6oTHAbo)
it really zips! This video raises an interesting question: exactly how many times to you have to yank a monkey on a leash in heavy traffic before it goes Monkey Shines on your ass while you sleep? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on March 31, 2008, 07:53:38 PM arg, ignore.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 31, 2008, 08:55:54 PM And now for something completely different. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on March 31, 2008, 10:23:36 PM So apparently my rockstar dream isn't dead due to my lack of talent after all, I just need to move to russia!
Who's with me!?!?! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 31, 2008, 10:40:49 PM And now for something completely different. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014) See, for sheer :ye_gods: value, you need to watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXP7ZeuW_T4&feature=related P.S stay for the guitar solo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on April 01, 2008, 01:23:17 AM I have a worrying feeling that some of you don't get the Leningrad Cowboys. They're not even Russian.
In the late 80's, Finnish director Ari Kaurismaki made a movie called "Leningrad Cowboys Go America", about an Russian band (played by a real rock band called the Sleepy Sleepers) who were too awful for Russia. So they go to America, where "people will listen to anything". The point of the Leningrad Cowboys is an extended (rather overplayed ni my opinion) high camp joke about how awful American musical tastes are. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 01, 2008, 06:34:12 AM I have a worrying feeling that some of you don't get the Leningrad Cowboys. They're not even Russian. In the late 80's, Finnish director Ari Kaurismaki made a movie called "Leningrad Cowboys Go America", about an Russian band (played by a real rock band called the Sleepy Sleepers) who were too awful for Russia. So they go to America, where "people will listen to anything". The point of the Leningrad Cowboys is an extended (rather overplayed ni my opinion) high camp joke about how awful American musical tastes are. Sounds like it backfired a bit, didn't it? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on April 01, 2008, 02:13:40 PM I have a worrying feeling that some of you don't get the Leningrad Cowboys. They're not even Russian. In the late 80's, Finnish director Ari Kaurismaki made a movie called "Leningrad Cowboys Go America", about an Russian band (played by a real rock band called the Sleepy Sleepers) who were too awful for Russia. So they go to America, where "people will listen to anything". The point of the Leningrad Cowboys is an extended (rather overplayed ni my opinion) high camp joke about how awful American musical tastes are. Sounds like it backfired a bit, didn't it? Aaaaaaahhh. When will you damn yanks get irony? :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 02, 2008, 12:01:07 AM I have a worrying feeling that some of you don't get the Leningrad Cowboys. They're not even Russian. In the late 80's, Finnish director Ari Kaurismaki made a movie called "Leningrad Cowboys Go America", about an Russian band (played by a real rock band called the Sleepy Sleepers) who were too awful for Russia. So they go to America, where "people will listen to anything". The point of the Leningrad Cowboys is an extended (rather overplayed ni my opinion) high camp joke about how awful American musical tastes are. Sounds like it backfired a bit, didn't it? Aaaaaaahhh. When will you damn yanks get irony? :ye_gods: No no, I got it from the start, I mean I don't think anyone's mentally deficient enough to think this isn't a joke band. I should expand on my :ye_gods: though, as I don't think even for irony, that the video was entertaining. Like putting Groucho glasses on a corpse as a funeral, it may be funny but you'll be the only one laughing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 02, 2008, 07:02:43 AM The video evokes in me a complex melange of emotions. At first, I was simply :-o but that progressed to :rofl: Then I looked at the look of smug arrogance on the expressions of the russian military choir and I plunged right back down into :ye_gods:
Lakov pretty much sums up the feeling. You want to laugh at these losers, but at the same time you realise that the intent wasn't a light hearted jab, but an entire montage constructed to deride an aspect of American culture. Its a little bit sick. As Lakov said, Groucho glasses on a corpse. The corpse in this case being the most glamorous display of Eurotrash since French caucasians started doing gangsta rap. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImaXOqhkpr8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 02, 2008, 11:04:58 AM And now for something completely different. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014) If you haven't seen their movie, you should (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097728/). It's funny as hell. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 02, 2008, 10:41:09 PM Best drummer ever! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809497)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on April 03, 2008, 05:20:26 AM Funny you didn't see this one, Phil:
Best Running Back, Ever. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1729751) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on April 03, 2008, 05:28:29 AM Also, this (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1730997) happens when you do a Shoryuken down instead of up.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 03, 2008, 10:45:35 AM I'm probably late to the party, but I just saw this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnL1xE1WFe0 Daft Punk Dancers. Cracked me up. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on April 04, 2008, 06:00:54 AM I have a DVD with nothing but Daft Punk videos. They have the best ones. :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 04, 2008, 06:46:58 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL6CXmLB3cQ
Pachelbel's Canon, as performed by (with?) Vocaloid. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on April 04, 2008, 04:01:57 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-UOI4M1xk
pool + dominoes = win Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on April 04, 2008, 04:37:26 PM Holy shit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 04, 2008, 09:01:48 PM I'm probably late to the party, but I just saw this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnL1xE1WFe0 Daft Punk Dancers. Cracked me up. Daft Fingers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on April 11, 2008, 10:43:25 AM Link is self explanatory.
http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-reporters-getting-owned.html Best of the Best: Explosion lady (she lived, you wimps), Snake Guy, and the woman at the end. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on April 11, 2008, 04:04:23 PM Most of Portishead's forthcoming album 3, their first in over a decade, played live (in a studio) in Portishead, England:
http://current.com/items/88899146_portishead_in_portishead?xid=55 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on April 11, 2008, 04:31:36 PM Hell yeah! The begining of that vid reminded me of an old one from them that followed traffic signs and ended at one for Portishead. I'm still holding out hope that they score a sick and twisted indy horror flick.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on April 11, 2008, 04:46:52 PM Most of Portishead's forthcoming album 3, their first in over a decade, played live (in a studio) in Portishead, England: http://current.com/items/88899146_portishead_in_portishead?xid=55 Woah. I had no idea they were even together still. Cool. EDIT :| This isn't the grainy black and white noir style Portishead I love. At least, not at song #4. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on April 11, 2008, 06:22:50 PM Its coming on the TV now if you get Current.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 11, 2008, 06:36:15 PM Link is self explanatory. http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-reporters-getting-owned.html Best of the Best: Explosion lady (she lived, you wimps), Snake Guy, and the woman at the end. God I hate reporters. Also, PUT THAT ON THE NEWS. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 11, 2008, 06:53:22 PM Most of Portishead's forthcoming album 3, their first in over a decade, played live (in a studio) in Portishead, England: http://current.com/items/88899146_portishead_in_portishead?xid=55 The song at 15 minutes is just fucking amazing. Thanks for that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on April 11, 2008, 08:42:56 PM Entranced. I love the continuous 360 pan they switched to for that song. Deft, how they finessed her voice electronically around the 18:10 mark. I'm guessing it's not too hard, but it sounded great. Tracks #1 & 3 are my favorites. I'm a sucker for the more sinister sounds.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on April 11, 2008, 09:55:31 PM 1. Silence 2. Hunter 3. We Carry On 4. The Rip 5. Machine Gun 6. Magic Doors 7. Threads
We Carry On & Threads are my favorites at this point. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on April 11, 2008, 11:04:05 PM I dunno, I was disappointed. I liked the darker stuff they did before. Cowboys, Glory Box, Seven Months, Only You, and the lounge-style atmosphere of All Mine. This seemed too... Radiohead-influenced. Which is good if you like Radiohead, I suppose.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 12, 2008, 10:00:05 PM Balki Sex Tape from Perfect Strangers revealed! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810581)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on April 12, 2008, 10:00:51 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5YMVO7-8ns (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5YMVO7-8ns)
Meatloaf + Tiffany = :roffle: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on April 12, 2008, 10:02:08 PM Balki Sex Tape from Perfect Strangers revealed! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810581) DAMN YOU!!!! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on April 13, 2008, 09:33:24 AM Chicks Dig the Long Ball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ltD21rYWVw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 13, 2008, 09:51:00 AM Balki Sex Tape from Perfect Strangers revealed! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810581) DAMN YOU!!!! Oh wow. I just got served. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 13, 2008, 12:55:45 PM Balki Sex Tape from Perfect Strangers revealed! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810581) Fuck. Good one.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 13, 2008, 06:49:55 PM Poultrygeist. Not work safe. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VQxYMHX-YE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 14, 2008, 08:51:48 AM Balki Sex Tape from Perfect Strangers revealed! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810581) Rickrolled by Balky. That shit ain't right. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 14, 2008, 09:52:56 AM Balki Sex Tape from Perfect Strangers revealed! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810581) Rickrolled by Balky. That shit ain't right. Dude, don't spoil it for the rest of my victim..er, friends! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 14, 2008, 10:13:58 PM 1979 Video Game Conference (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811357)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 14, 2008, 11:20:04 PM 1979 Video Game Conference (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811357) Shane Bettenhausen should've been funnier than that :( All of the 1up guys should've. I guess they should leave funny to the professionals. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on April 15, 2008, 02:40:20 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07m-IvvpK2E
If Scientology is real, then something’s fucked up." Actor Jason Beghe was best man at the wedding of "X-Files" star David Duchovny (his childhood pal) and actress Tea Leoni. In 1998, he starred as Demi Moore’s love interest in "G.I. Jane." He’s been featured in numerous TV dramas such as "Criminal Minds," "Numb3rs" and "CSI." In 2005, Beghe appeared in promotional spots for the Church of Scientology. But now, Beghe has escaped the church after taking courses since 1994. He’s made a video that’s up on YouTube. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 16, 2008, 06:38:00 PM My whole family thinks I'm gay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoO8LyizLA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 16, 2008, 06:45:48 PM You totally just linked to one of Bo Burnham's less funny videos.
Here: Perfect Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQZ3mNX2FyY) 3.14 Apple Pi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtkDpYlySRM&feature=related) I'm not linking to Cookout here. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 16, 2008, 06:52:46 PM My name is Bo' fo' show
a born Bostonian Aryan, librarian \at the (WORD!) Smithsonian The rap is scattered, it has its ingenuity I gave it this little part to give it continuity Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on April 16, 2008, 07:13:41 PM His rap is fucking weak.
I present to you -- THE ULTIMATE RAP BATTLE http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=11433&Top20=1&rtn=index-top20&nlchange=yes Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 16, 2008, 07:16:01 PM I suppose no white person knows quite as much about rap as you do. Do you freestyle with your students?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on April 16, 2008, 07:38:33 PM Sorry to dissapoint, but I just walk out if they start that shit.
On a completely unrelated matter though, for about 2 months they spent an hour every afternoon practicing a "dance". Or I think that's what it was, I left as soon as they cranked up the tunes and began blaring "Crank dat Batman" or somesuch. Apparently that means to dump a bucket of semen on some lucky ladies head, isn't cultural awareness great? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 16, 2008, 08:38:11 PM Soulja Boy?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on April 16, 2008, 09:16:49 PM No, I explained to the teacher (quietly) what "superman that ho" meant while trying not to laugh too hard, and they switched it some other song that sounded exactly the same sans that line.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 17, 2008, 10:36:42 AM Soulja Boy makes me stabby. That much retard should not have a record contract.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Krakrok on April 17, 2008, 11:24:04 AM Another reason not to run Vista (as if there weren't enough). What is up with the chick in the white shirt in the front? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on April 17, 2008, 12:00:22 PM That video is trying to copy the original Springsteen video, so that chick in the white T is supposed to be Courtney Cox who was in that way back when.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on April 17, 2008, 02:52:40 PM Just fantastic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on April 17, 2008, 05:31:27 PM Fuck yes. Once I get a fusion reactor that will fit in my truck I'm going to strap two of those to my truck and see how the bass whores down the block like MY music. As it kills them.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on April 17, 2008, 05:34:07 PM Another reason not to run Vista (as if there weren't enough). What is up with the chick in the white shirt in the front? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU You won't have much choice after June. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rishathra on April 18, 2008, 07:22:06 AM Another reason not to run Vista (as if there weren't enough). What is up with the chick in the white shirt in the front? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/videos/21314/Once_In_A_Product_Cycle_Music_Video.html The complaint was that the wrong 80's song was used. After that, I agree. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on April 18, 2008, 11:46:55 AM I am the proud owner of this movie:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tBhsPP06-mA I watched it last night with some friends. It was the greatest thing that's ever happened. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 18, 2008, 12:08:45 PM Now more than ever, Nixon Now (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qZfN7cdm_M)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 20, 2008, 09:33:37 PM If any of you remember Paul Potts, well, here's his successor (http://www.break.com/index/britains-got-talent-andrew-johnston.html).. and he's 13.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 20, 2008, 11:16:54 PM Kid needs to stop singing and invest in boxing lessons. In 1-2 years he's going be the shit-head that everyone beats up and can't sing baritone to save his life.
Although I'll admit he is incredibly talented right now. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 21, 2008, 12:06:51 PM iPwn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgh1inXvz38)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on April 21, 2008, 12:10:00 PM iPwn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgh1inXvz38) Wow that was.. lame. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on April 21, 2008, 12:38:58 PM Kid needs to stop singing and invest in boxing lessons. In 1-2 years he's going be the shit-head that everyone beats up and can't sing baritone to save his life. If he can sing that well and that controlled at 13, his voice changing probably won't be an insurmountable problem. The boy that sang "Walking in the Air" for "The Snowman" film (Peter Auty, not Aled Jones, who covered it) is now a tenor in the National Opera and has worked with the Royal Ballet. Or he could move to America and buy a gun with the rest of the playground wimps. :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 21, 2008, 01:48:50 PM I absolutely hope you're right about him, Righ. As I understand it, that kid from Hanson had a hell of a time learning to sing again once his voice changed.
Wait a second, wahtchoo say about Amurica? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 21, 2008, 01:51:11 PM 100 NES Games in 10 minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um-GMygsRg4&feature=related)
It's like watching my childhood. I know almost all of those games, and had most of them. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on April 21, 2008, 01:53:33 PM Rap is silly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRVP4760AK4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 21, 2008, 03:26:52 PM Rap is silly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRVP4760AK4 That was amazing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on April 21, 2008, 04:33:57 PM Christ.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jCPQi_LUXM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 21, 2008, 04:50:17 PM Christ. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jCPQi_LUXM Is there something wrong with me that I listened to that all the way through? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 21, 2008, 05:05:29 PM That guy made rounds a few months ago.
He creeps the shit out of me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 21, 2008, 07:21:20 PM Pineapple-Shaped Dlldo (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812490) NSFW, perhaps?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 22, 2008, 10:34:18 AM How do you say "Tuesdays make me horny." in German?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 22, 2008, 05:03:06 PM Poak Chops (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KadvVzQIRu0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on April 22, 2008, 11:22:25 PM Holy mother of god. :ye_gods:
That WAS a man, right? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on April 23, 2008, 12:40:38 AM Holy mother of god. :ye_gods: That WAS a man, right? Yep, Tamechi is also known as Tony Briggz (and is also credited as such in that video, I think). It's a clever piece of internet marketing, but you can tell from the quality of the track (which I quite like, but I'm a sucker for the whole Dirty South schtick) that the lo-fi video production was a deliberate choice. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on April 23, 2008, 01:04:38 AM How do you say "Tuesdays make me horny." in German? Dienstage machen mich spitz ?Doesn't make sense to me, though. :uhrr: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 23, 2008, 03:06:05 AM How do you say "Tuesdays make me horny." in German? Poak Chops Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 23, 2008, 05:51:54 AM Rap is silly. Second Schild. That was awesome.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRVP4760AK4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on April 24, 2008, 03:12:50 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mc3GQmGGms
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on April 24, 2008, 09:16:53 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 24, 2008, 12:26:04 PM Daily dose of college humor:
Determined dog (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812929) La Bamba? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812923) "If we were a real college, we wouldn't have a commercial" (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812947) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on April 25, 2008, 04:49:51 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6endW4e30k
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 25, 2008, 07:59:45 PM This is the girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2_o5O5TSGs) from which WoW's night elf female dance moves are modled.
Also, Babblefish did an interesting job of translating the lyrics: I have some enough I have the soft skin In my foam bath I splash myself I laugh at it My fish moves In my foam bath I it emmitoufle, I say to Him I do not have problems, I lazy Pas of faintnesses, I lazy In water I bathe, it is important Bien with my ease, in the air of time I have the soft skin In my foam bath I bubble in the shade Of the bombs All is flexible Délit delight: I make the list Of the things which upset Me I have some enough of those which cry, Which rolls only to two per hour, Which deplore and which is fixed On idea of obsession I of have enough of those which râlent, Of extremists at two balls, Which sees the life all in black Which dispatches me in the cockroach I have some enough of large the ur, Which groans all and which cries, Marre of the rain, of the zucchinis Which make me vomit under the feather bed I have some enough of these cynical, And in the meadows, the colchiques ones, I have some to have some enough enough! Too I have the soft skin In my foam bath Pas of earth tremors I prélasse myself And rests me, It is my watery state Y' has like difficulty Edit: Took out Miss Piggy Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on April 26, 2008, 09:36:54 PM Official video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ZMKfFHU3U) for NIN's new download only single. Amusing even if you're a dullard that doesn't like NIN.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on April 27, 2008, 03:56:41 AM Official video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ZMKfFHU3U) for NIN's new download only single. Amusing even if you're a dullard that doesn't like NIN. Can't say I like that particular song, but the video was pretty funny and I like the music direction. :star: :star: :star: :star: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 27, 2008, 06:49:22 AM This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEcckX1kHWI&feature=user) guy's pretty good. Some of his stuff is cool. Here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maxWVCW-Lqs) another.
He's got talent but he really needs to get laid in the worst way. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 27, 2008, 07:23:11 AM Official video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ZMKfFHU3U) for NIN's new download only single. Amusing even if you're a dullard that doesn't like NIN. Is that off of another download-only album? Because there weren't any vox in the first free 10 tracks, or whatever it was. Cool song. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on April 27, 2008, 10:54:23 AM Nope, its a freebie MP3 (http://dl.nin.com/discipline/nin). Requires email address (or sourcing from somewhere else). The 'instrumental' album was Ghosts I-IV which is available on CD.
BTW, the comment field in the ID3 is "Go to www.nin.com May 5". Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 27, 2008, 11:06:36 AM Ah May 5. Another album then.
I didn't like ghosts... It's not really NIN to me if Trent isn't singing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on April 27, 2008, 11:24:31 AM This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEcckX1kHWI&feature=user) guy's pretty good. Some of his stuff is cool. Here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maxWVCW-Lqs) another. He's got talent but he really needs to get laid in the worst way. He's the Harry Caray of groovy beats! Nice set-up he has there. That new NIN is solid as well. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 28, 2008, 07:39:00 PM Santana Shreds (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2BrLEuzVCVQ)
Metallica Shreds (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JgvllW3UfJ8&feature=related) Creed Shreds (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-WtO9R4h-Uo&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on April 28, 2008, 07:48:12 PM Yeah, those have been floating around for awhile (didn't it start with an Van Halen vid or something?). Funny shit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on April 29, 2008, 03:57:00 AM Official video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ZMKfFHU3U) for NIN's new download only single. Amusing even if you're a dullard that doesn't like NIN. I like the song but not the vi-day-oh. I'll enjoy it more when Stahlregen comes out of his cannabis-induced haze for long enough to put it to pictures of imaginary spaceships. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on April 29, 2008, 07:43:37 AM Live camera shot of a giant squid thawing... (http://www.r2.co.nz/20080427/matrix.htm) Utterly useless, it's almost as exciting as watching grass grow despite my attempts to imagine it coming back to life and attacking the scientists. I guess you could watch the dissection live too if you are a sicky and into that type of thing.
Quote New Zealand scientists thaw 1,000-pound squid corpse By RAY LILLEY, Associated Press WriterTue Apr 29, 3:33 AM ET Marine scientists in New Zealand on Tuesday were thawing the corpse of the largest squid ever caught to try to unlock the secrets of one of the ocean's most mysterious beasts. No one has ever seen a living, grown colossal squid in its natural deep ocean habitat, and scientists hope their examination of the 1,089-pound, 26-foot long colossal squid, set to begin Wednesday, will help determine how the creatures live. The thawing and examination are being broadcast live on the Internet. The squid, which was caught accidentally by fishermen last year, was removed from its freezer Monday and put into a tank filled with saline solution. Ice was added to the tank Tuesday to slow the thawing process so the outer flesh wouldn't rot, said Carol Diebel, director of natural environment at New Zealand's national museum, Te Papa Tongarewa. After it is thawed, scientists will examine the squid's anatomical features, remove the stomach, beak and other mouth parts, take tissue samples for DNA analysis and determine its sex, Diebel said. "If we get ourselves a male it will be the first reported (scientific) description of the male of the species," Steve O'Shea, a squid expert at Auckland's University of Technology, told National Radio. He is one of the scientists conducting the examination. The squid is believed to be the largest specimen of the rare deep-water species Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, or colossal squid, ever caught, O'Shea has said. Colossal squid, which have long been one of the most mysterious denizens of the deep ocean, can grow up to 46 feet long, descend to 6,500 feet into the ocean and are considered aggressive hunters. At the time it was caught, O'Shea said it would make calamari rings the size of tractor tires if cut up — but they would taste like ammonia, a compound found in the animals' flesh. Fishermen off the coast of Antarctica accidentally netted the squid in February 2007 while catching Patagonian toothfish, which are sold under the name Chilean sea bass. The squid was eating a hooked toothfish when it was hauled from the deep. Recognizing it as a rare find, the fishermen froze the squid on their vessel to preserve it. The national museum, Te Papa Tongarewa, later took possession of it. The previous largest colossal squid ever found was a 660 pound female squid discovered in 2003, the first ever landed. Researchers plan to eventually put the squid on display in a 1,800 gallon tank of formaldehyde at the museum in the capital, Wellington. Colossal squid are found in Antarctic waters and are not related to giant squid found round the coast of New Zealand. Giant squid grow up to 39 feet long, and are not as heavy as colossal squid. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: UD_Delt on May 01, 2008, 11:45:16 AM Not sure if these have been posted yet but there's a whole series. Favorites so far:
American Beauty in 5 seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbS4fSCljGI&feature=related Karate Kid in 5 seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ4vp4e3MX4&feature=related True Lies in 5 seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjrrQJTWZCk&feature=related The Exorcist in 5 seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u58upNztQVk&feature=related Lord of the Rings in 5 seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nqWlGzud2M&feature=related The Sixth Sense in 5 seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6X3JomOOzY&feature=related Worth the edit: Rocky in 5 seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj3xM4mFS9Y Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on May 01, 2008, 11:53:55 AM True Lies was pretty cool.
On that note, here's the Steven Seagal Beatingography (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-npsbFxNvYU) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 01, 2008, 04:54:08 PM 03:34 - "Fuck you and die!"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Llava on May 01, 2008, 05:32:08 PM True Lies was pretty cool. On that note, here's the Steven Seagal Beatingography (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-npsbFxNvYU) You just wasted an hour of my time. That shit made me start looking up Aikido videos. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on May 01, 2008, 05:54:53 PM And here I thought a ten minute vid might have been too long!
Out for Justice functions as one of my favorite martial films and one of my favorite comedies. That beatdown on William Forsythe is obscene. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 02, 2008, 08:51:25 AM It really is a shame he's like the worst actor ever.
Also, I feel like posting this again, since maybe 5 other action stars on earth can do it: (http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4259/chanmiracles00sm3.gif) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 02, 2008, 08:56:43 AM I'm a sucker for dance videos.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2JneittqQ (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2JneittqQ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 02, 2008, 08:59:42 AM I want to beat that hat off her head.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 02, 2008, 01:18:21 PM Would have been a good video if it had been shot at full speed.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on May 02, 2008, 06:52:52 PM I'm sorry for this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt5JH1CRpkQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 02, 2008, 09:42:06 PM Noooo, right as I was frantically mashing on the Back arrow the screen locked up for a second right as the poor bastard was adjusting his crotch!!!!! I will never be able to remove that imagine from my brain, you bastard.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on May 02, 2008, 11:40:23 PM Turbo mode! :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on May 03, 2008, 12:05:30 AM Nope, its a freebie MP3 (http://dl.nin.com/discipline/nin). Requires email address (or sourcing from somewhere else). The 'instrumental' album was Ghosts I-IV which is available on CD. BTW, the comment field in the ID3 is "Go to www.nin.com May 5". Just to stay in the same thread... the second song is up, this time on Facebook via their iLike app. Here's the link to the MP3 that avoids all that nonsense: http://c.ilike.com/d/0000/198/0000198592.mp3?fn=Nine%20Inch%20Nails-Echoplex.mp3 And to be more on-topic, here's a completely unrelated music video that I thought was pretty cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTysF1E4Ft0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on May 05, 2008, 06:39:47 AM Ah May 5. Another album then. I didn't like ghosts... It's not really NIN to me if Trent isn't singing. The album is up, and its free. (http://theslip.nin.com/) Available in MP3, FLAC, M4A and 24/96 WAV. Oil based products will follow, but obviously won't be free. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on May 05, 2008, 08:24:56 AM Italian announcer goes bonkers. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5barl_milan-21-inter-commentaire-italien_sport)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on May 05, 2008, 08:35:58 AM Obligatory:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on May 05, 2008, 08:40:18 AM I really wish I could get that excited about something. The most I can manage is to occasionally spike my headphones after a really awesome TF 2 round.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 06, 2008, 07:23:27 AM A-fucking-mazing.
RC Car Mario Theme: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ed4CHkN-Dkw (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ed4CHkN-Dkw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on May 07, 2008, 08:29:06 PM That's some heavy drinking...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 07, 2008, 09:00:46 PM This made me think of Schild. Mainly because he's so hardcore about video games, I guess. Also, it's amazing to me how much time people will spend on things. I've got to say that I think this is more worthwhile than grinding to 70 in WoW or somesuch.
Perpetual Mario: The Musical http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1814717 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1814717) [edit for spelling] Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hoax on May 08, 2008, 10:48:47 AM If somehow this hasn't been posted...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU&feature=related Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 08, 2008, 12:44:02 PM This made me think of Schild. Mainly because he's so hardcore about video games, I guess. Also, it's amazing to me how much time people will spend on things. I've got to say that I think this is more worthwhile than grinding to 70 in WoW or somesuch. Perpetual Mario: The Musical http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1814717 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1814717) [edit for spelling] About 5 minutes in, during the breakdown, I didn't think it could get better. Then they kicked in Okusenman. (And then fucking Lucky Star!!!) Fucking awesome. Also, these levels would be maddening if not impossible to actually play. That's probably my favorite part about them. Edit: Good god, they managed to slip in the prologue to the main FF6 theme. That's fucking sneaky! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 08, 2008, 09:25:27 PM Why is the rum gone? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815039)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on May 08, 2008, 09:31:36 PM I'm dissapointed phil, I expected better from you.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 09, 2008, 06:18:08 AM That's as bad as the "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" one.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 09, 2008, 01:10:28 PM Yeah, it's pretty awful. Best that CH had to offer yesterday.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 09, 2008, 03:10:52 PM I don't want this to be fake - it's too great.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j7boZ-zWqvk (http://youtube.com/watch?v=j7boZ-zWqvk) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 09, 2008, 03:49:16 PM Can't... stop... laughing... (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815237)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on May 09, 2008, 05:05:57 PM I will never be as committed to my work as Jonah Hill is to his. (http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/47dd9df1254bd669)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 09, 2008, 11:29:08 PM More than Words (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xRARmrorGU) by 10 year old guitar prodigy
I had to pick one video for the forum, but its worth browsing his user page on YouTube. He really is amazing. His rendition of "With or Without You" makes the song sound like a masterpiece, which is just miraculous. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 10, 2008, 12:14:00 AM This is too Star Wars Kid to be lost in my Wii Fit thread (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7KZLyxj55c)
(edit - it goes nowhere, you don't have to watch the whole thing) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on May 10, 2008, 04:28:28 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on May 12, 2008, 04:47:03 PM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815558 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815558)
Drugs? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on May 12, 2008, 05:12:12 PM More than Words (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xRARmrorGU) by 10 year old guitar prodigy This is very cool - makes me wish I hadn't given up classical guitar so quickly. For something completely different, an R/C F16 with afterburner (freakin' awesome): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnKCzIn-wYA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on May 13, 2008, 06:15:59 PM For something completely different, an R/C F16 with afterburner (freakin' awesome): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnKCzIn-wYA (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/Abagadro/400332278_1105bdf3e4.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 14, 2008, 05:07:38 PM Paaaaaaanda (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815881)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on May 17, 2008, 07:34:03 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 17, 2008, 07:51:17 AM Skateboarding bulldog. No, really. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQzUsTFqtW0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 17, 2008, 09:07:50 AM Somebody in one of those YouTube staring contests finished up with "I challenge Jessica Alba to respond". But she actually did. It's not that good, but it is what it is ...
Jessica Alba stares into your eyes on the interwebs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 18, 2008, 09:12:40 AM Amazing Korean Popper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-c_EOOYwB4) (and yes, the obligatory Daft Punk song to go with it)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 19, 2008, 06:34:06 AM Just Like Heaven redone in an acoustic manner by Baberaham Lincoln. The original is better, but because she's hot she earns points for her version.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Rmil_raUtU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Rmil_raUtU) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 19, 2008, 06:41:59 AM Just Like Heaven redone in an acoustic manner by Baberaham Lincoln. The original is better, but because she's hot she earns points for her version. http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Rmil_raUtU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Rmil_raUtU) Sorry, changing gender of the song's object just cuz you're a gal doesn't work for me. Lacks the Passion that smith brought to it, anyways. She may as well be singing about the endangered spotted eggplant. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 19, 2008, 06:51:36 AM I do agree that substituting he's for she's is no good. However, I'm a sucker for her voice. I did say the original was better!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 19, 2008, 10:00:44 AM I do agree that substituting he's for she's is no good. However, I'm a sucker for her voice. I did say the original was better! Next time, boobs of gtfo ;D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Talpidae on May 20, 2008, 12:41:00 PM Currently on in the UK. Can't stop laughing. (http://uk.youtube.com:80/watch?v=e2aRDacKANs)
If it has already been posted, tough titties. I've been away. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on May 20, 2008, 01:13:24 PM Meh, a puppet dancing? I kept waiting for the punchline, guess the joke was on me.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on May 20, 2008, 01:42:13 PM Meh, a puppet dancing? I kept waiting for the punchline, guess the joke was on me. Do you have any idea how much skill it takes to make a marionette do that? Show some appreciation! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on May 20, 2008, 02:57:49 PM Just Like Heaven redone in an acoustic manner by Baberaham Lincoln. The original is better, but because she's hot she earns points for her version. http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Rmil_raUtU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Rmil_raUtU) Argh, I hate that version. plus the titles can't spell "Heaven" :uhrr: It's been covered a lot, but the only one I really liked anywhere near as much as the original was Dinosaur Junior's version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73drAdc57SM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73drAdc57SM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Talpidae on May 21, 2008, 12:38:00 AM Meh, a puppet dancing? I kept waiting for the punchline, guess the joke was on me. Do you have any idea how much skill it takes to make a marionette do that? Show some appreciation! If you grew up on Thunderbirds, it's hilarious. The 'Puppet' is Brains, the spastic, autistic and totally incapable egghead that they never let out of the Island. Watching him do this, coupled with the strapline, sets off all the giggle buttons in my head. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 21, 2008, 08:06:42 AM Just Like Heaven redone in an acoustic manner by Baberaham Lincoln. The original is better, but because she's hot she earns points for her version. http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Rmil_raUtU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Rmil_raUtU) Argh, I hate that version. plus the titles can't spell "Heaven" :uhrr: It's been covered a lot, but the only one I really liked anywhere near as much as the original was Dinosaur Junior's version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73drAdc57SM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73drAdc57SM) Love the death/thrash metal chorus. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 22, 2008, 08:03:23 AM It puts the lotion on its skin... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pbTa5JsXjtE" target="_blank)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on May 22, 2008, 01:33:29 PM Awww... that's sweet. :hello_thar:
contains bad language (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwgq6R6iI60&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on May 23, 2008, 12:31:47 PM Weezer new videoclip - it's full of teh internat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI&feature=user (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI&feature=user) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on May 23, 2008, 12:37:50 PM Weezer new videoclip - it's full of teh internat! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI&feature=user (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI&feature=user) It's like a Youtube marathon set to music. Put this in a time capsule and terrify the human species in about 200 years. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on May 23, 2008, 12:38:36 PM That video makes me want to grow a mustache.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on May 23, 2008, 01:25:37 PM That video makes me want to grow a mustache. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbfs2lYM2sQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbfs2lYM2sQ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 23, 2008, 09:07:37 PM Alice (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817001)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on May 23, 2008, 09:20:02 PM That's freakin cool.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 23, 2008, 10:46:32 PM I'm glad I watched that Alice video when I was tanked. I didn't close it halfway through.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: eldaec on May 24, 2008, 05:28:45 AM Serious Lego (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFGVzt7c5bY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on May 24, 2008, 06:28:01 AM That video makes me want to grow a mustache. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbfs2lYM2sQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbfs2lYM2sQ) The punch line made me lol. I never realized the TMZ ringleader worked for The People's Court. Bizarre. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on May 24, 2008, 06:39:57 AM That video makes me want to grow a mustache. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbfs2lYM2sQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbfs2lYM2sQ) The punch line made me lol. I never realized the TMZ ringleader worked for The People's Court. Bizarre. Yep, funny shit. The People's Court is bizarre in general. Another awesome moment (well, not awesome...but strange and random to see them there)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QXy5hr1VS8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QXy5hr1VS8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 24, 2008, 07:59:11 AM an intervention for MySpace (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8a01aabe84)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on May 24, 2008, 08:18:46 AM Funny, but the whole premise is off.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 24, 2008, 08:22:19 AM Seems like they didn't try as hard as they did for the Internet Party video.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 24, 2008, 08:24:16 AM Ya, the premise is probably off, and in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the whole skit had some sekrit sponsorship of some sort, but I thought the characterization of various websites was fun.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on May 24, 2008, 03:07:42 PM I will derive! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9dpTTpjymE)
(less good) My Humps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZFdoDRk3mY&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 24, 2008, 10:21:36 PM Not as lyrically funny, but I find more chuckles in this:
My Humps Biker (http://youtube.com/watch?v=BzKQG0ejwhA) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on May 25, 2008, 10:32:14 PM (*>⌂<) (http://www.yujin-net.com/kaomoji_mov.html)
Buy all the playsets and toys! (http://my.tomy.co.jp/yujinp/img_shohin/4904790968310_b.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 26, 2008, 10:10:17 AM Kobe jumps a pit of snakes (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817250)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 27, 2008, 10:59:07 AM Seems like they didn't try as hard as they did for the Internet Party video. No, definitely not as funny. But the "Hey 4Chan, these guys are Scientologists!" crack made me laugh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 27, 2008, 11:37:12 AM Julie-O (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nL1B7g4P5_o&feature=related), one of my favorite cello pieces. I swear I will play the cello one day!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 27, 2008, 01:02:51 PM And, on a lighter note:
Funny Slow Motion Punches (http://break.com/index/funny-slow-motion-punches.html) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 27, 2008, 02:23:01 PM That looked like a United Color of Benetton Ad.
Tagline should be "Nobody is cool." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on May 27, 2008, 04:55:00 PM Satan's Telephone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCIb3Bz5Kjc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on May 27, 2008, 06:03:56 PM That was awesome!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 28, 2008, 04:26:02 AM Elvis: I noticed that you've got a robot as your avatar. Unfortunately, it's the wrong one.
I think you meant to use this one. (http://jcwinnie.biz/wordpress/imageSnag/JohnnyFive.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 28, 2008, 08:45:22 AM Help the Police (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817406)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 28, 2008, 09:57:23 AM Das Vidanya Alabama! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 28, 2008, 10:24:24 AM I think that was posted 1 or 2 pages ago. Still funny though, and the DVD is available on Amazon. I've thought about buying it a few times for novelty value.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on May 28, 2008, 02:14:59 PM Seems like they didn't try as hard as they did for the Internet Party video. No, definitely not as funny. But the "Hey 4Chan, these guys are Scientologists!" crack made me laugh. Yeah that and the Rickroll had me rolling. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on May 28, 2008, 02:57:32 PM Weezer new videoclip - it's full of teh internat! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI&feature=user (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI&feature=user) They are missing Magibon. (Weird shit. Don't look it up). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on May 28, 2008, 05:37:02 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfsCQybek0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfsCQybek0)
For all of our sake, I hope it's a fake. It looks legit though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on May 28, 2008, 08:48:07 PM True Lies was pretty cool. On that note, here's the Steven Seagal Beatingography (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-npsbFxNvYU) http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/05/22/exclusive-chapter-seagalogy-a-study-of-the-ass-kicking-films-of-steven-seagal/ (http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/seagology.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on May 28, 2008, 10:53:21 PM I am so buying that.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on May 29, 2008, 11:21:26 AM Contact juggling (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817632)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on May 29, 2008, 07:41:43 PM 420! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZHdjqsSSa_A)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on May 29, 2008, 09:47:50 PM Guy Ritchie Nike Advertisement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCJT8J-9N_U)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 29, 2008, 11:03:41 PM The best thing he's done since Snatch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on May 30, 2008, 05:16:44 AM This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEcckX1kHWI&feature=user) guy's pretty good. Some of his stuff is cool. Here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maxWVCW-Lqs) another. He's got talent but he really needs to get laid in the worst way. I didn't see this at the time: nice spot, Bhodi. He's really fun and pretty talented (though not above the odd bum note). I think his persona may even be genuine. I don't think I'd wish on him getting laid in the worst way, though. Does that involve pigeons and powersaws? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on May 30, 2008, 05:29:45 AM That Nike ad was Guy Ritchie didn't know that!! Reminds me of the Prodigy video "smack my bitch up"
if you haven't seen that http://www.kewego.co.uk/video/iLyROoaftJ5_.html NSFW Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on May 30, 2008, 05:50:59 AM Does that involve pigeons and powersaws? ... And I thought it was the germans who were into all the kinky shit ...Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on May 30, 2008, 07:47:25 AM Guy Ritchie Nike Advertisement I've always liked his BMW ad too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1dYv_gKTA8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 30, 2008, 08:09:08 AM That Nike ad was Guy Ritchie didn't know that!! Reminds me of the Prodigy video "smack my bitch up" if you haven't seen that http://www.kewego.co.uk/video/iLyROoaftJ5_.html Er, might want to put a big ole NSFW on there, even if the header on the page says 'banned from MTV', in this milktoast country, that could mean just about anything, and this video is 1/2 inch shy of x rated. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on May 30, 2008, 09:09:58 AM Guy Ritchie Nike Advertisement I've always liked his BMW ad too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1dYv_gKTA8 That bored me what happens in the end? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on May 30, 2008, 09:35:02 AM That bored me what happens in the end? The end is the best part! Edit: and it has Clive Owen! (and Madonna, if you care). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 30, 2008, 09:51:33 AM That Nike ad was Guy Ritchie didn't know that!! Reminds me of the Prodigy video "smack my bitch up" if you haven't seen that http://www.kewego.co.uk/video/iLyROoaftJ5_.html Er, might want to put a big ole NSFW on there, even if the header on the page says 'banned from MTV', in this milktoast country, that could mean just about anything, and this video is 1/2 inch shy of x rated. Definitely NSFW, but very cool video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on May 30, 2008, 10:22:25 AM Haha that'll probably give it even more hits now :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on May 30, 2008, 11:35:18 AM NSFW
Best reason to own Wii Fit. (http://www.break.com/index/wii-fit-is-the-greatest-game-ever.html) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on May 30, 2008, 01:18:06 PM NSFW Best reason to own Wii Fit. (http://www.break.com/index/wii-fit-is-the-greatest-game-ever.html) Ya bastard. That's totally safe for work. :? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on May 30, 2008, 03:48:44 PM Some corporations would not consider a girl in her underwear gyrating something suitable for work.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: eldaec on May 31, 2008, 12:57:41 AM http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7420582.stm
Ramp rollover championship 2008 Also, soda fountains: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7367819.stm Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on May 31, 2008, 05:07:46 AM That Nike ad was Guy Ritchie didn't know that!! Reminds me of the Prodigy video "smack my bitch up" if you haven't seen that http://www.kewego.co.uk/video/iLyROoaftJ5_.html NSFW Nice. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on May 31, 2008, 06:34:57 AM Some corporations would not consider a girl in her underwear gyrating something suitable for work. And boy can she gyrate. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 01, 2008, 04:00:00 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfsCQybek0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfsCQybek0) For all of our sake, I hope it's a fake. It looks legit though. Ha, awesome! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 02, 2008, 09:21:16 AM Guy Ritchie Nike Advertisement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCJT8J-9N_U) Goddamnit, that is MADE OF WIN. And yes, it is definitely the best thing he's done since Snatch. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 02, 2008, 03:14:04 PM A zombie.. love song? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM) Well, if you consider that Zombies can only love one thing, I suppose.
By the gentleman who wrote "Still Alive" for portal, Jonathan Coulton. If you don't like the wow graphics, all the vid responses are alternate videos. Since they're only linked on that vid, I linked to it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on June 02, 2008, 09:08:42 PM Guy Ritchie Nike Advertisement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCJT8J-9N_U) Goddamnit, that is MADE OF WIN. And yes, it is definitely the best thing he's done since Snatch. That vid is pretty cool. I keep watching it again and again. It even promted me to view some snippets from Revolver, which looks better than I had expected. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 03, 2008, 06:50:57 AM Guy Ritchie Nike Advertisement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCJT8J-9N_U) While I want to say 'Typical Football Shite', even I must admit I'm impressed at the level of detail it'd take to make that advert. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 03, 2008, 06:55:21 AM It even promted me to view some snippets from Revolver, which looks better than I had expected. Resist the temptation. That movie is utter pretentious shit. It takes all the Guy Ritchie memes and tries to fit them into an overly stylistic Freudian examination of the ego. It's prettily-filmed wankery of the worst kind. Ray Liotta is absolutely terrible, to the point that JASON STATHAM out-acts him. Statham, who I like very much, is not what I'd consider as good an actor as Liotta, but fuck Liotta is just painful in this one. The whole thing is just shit shit shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on June 03, 2008, 02:32:30 PM It'll do, 'till Dark Night comes out. (http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1588444&vid=237158)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 03, 2008, 03:06:42 PM Evil tortoise terrorises cats: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1759021
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on June 03, 2008, 03:31:05 PM Evil tortoise terrorises cats: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1759021 hahaha WTF.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on June 04, 2008, 01:57:58 PM Evil tortoise terrorises cats: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1759021 "the turtenator" :raspberry: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on June 04, 2008, 05:00:25 PM Crazy Sri-Lankan Brit Pop (http://www.miauk.com/videos/boyz.mov)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on June 04, 2008, 05:14:48 PM Err...Sauced just informed me that you already knew about his. :uhrr:
Carry on. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: photek on June 04, 2008, 05:33:33 PM Didn't know it was Guy Ritchie who did that add. It keeps looping on all channels here in Norway and it is by far the best commercial right now.
Funny football moments : http://www.youtube.com/v/YPQ_N4imYVE&hl=en Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: photek on June 04, 2008, 05:34:34 PM Steklovata - Novi God, great russian boyband
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a_rmLmrCv6E Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on June 04, 2008, 06:39:37 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on June 05, 2008, 12:15:07 AM Evil tortoise terrorises cats: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1759021 hahaha WTF.I loved that, but my wife spoiled it for me by giggling for about three seconds then saying "remote controlled". :sad: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: photek on June 05, 2008, 01:56:51 AM A few musical entries.
Locking : http://youtube.com/watch?v=MvCpzZwXq38&feature=related Break : http://youtube.com/watch?v=HSoVKUVOnfQ And now the latest trends across EU, its growing like a virus around here and its awesome : DnB step : http://youtube.com/watch?v=bjy_G3M3QAg&feature=related Tecktonic : http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkGum1YYkGk&feature=related And this is how we dance to Dubstep : http://youtube.com/watch?v=gdOi-gdL58g Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: photek on June 05, 2008, 06:57:24 AM A Pirate I Was Ment To Be
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AawQvD8L_h4&feature=related Oh God, how I miss that game, it is the best pirate game ever. Possibly best game ever. *Nostaliga strikes* Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on June 05, 2008, 06:58:08 AM Holy crap dude. You're a fountain of video.
Norway that boring? :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: photek on June 05, 2008, 07:02:24 AM I just remembered Monkey Island 3 as I'm preparing a pirate party for this weekend (its mah birthday!), and that song is just too epic to miss and I'm sure 90% of this forum has seen it before, but its :awesome_for_real:
One last pirate for today, Alestorm - Nancy the Tavern Wench : http://youtube.com/watch?v=W9VJeDi01cc :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on June 05, 2008, 10:41:27 AM New Bo Burnham (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818283)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 05, 2008, 11:06:07 AM Oh God, how I miss that game, it is the best pirate game ever. Possibly best game ever. *Nostaliga strikes* Uh, there were only two Monkey Island games then Ron Gilbert left. :grin:MI2 ending, pt. 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jAo3vPsp5QU MI2 ending, pt. 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=nUb8BXL8xWU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on June 05, 2008, 09:04:16 PM Jim v. Dwight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgkjuzPlG-Y Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on June 05, 2008, 10:07:25 PM lol. Another Michael Scott Joint! That guy should be making the new Transformers.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on June 06, 2008, 10:02:41 AM Oh God, how I miss that game, it is the best pirate game ever. Possibly best game ever. *Nostaliga strikes* Uh, there were only two Monkey Island games then Ron Gilbert left. :grin:MI2 ending, pt. 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jAo3vPsp5QU MI2 ending, pt. 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=nUb8BXL8xWU Actually he passed away. Makes me sad possbily my favourite games ever 1 and 2. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on June 06, 2008, 10:12:14 AM Umm, no. He just finished working on the PA game and is currently working on his new game Deathspank: Orphans of Justice.
His blog: http://grumpygamer.com/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on June 06, 2008, 10:19:57 AM Evil tortoise terrorises cats: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1759021 hahaha WTF.I loved that, but my wife spoiled it for me by giggling for about three seconds then saying "remote controlled". :sad: Please link me to where I can get one of these remote controlled turtles. If that is a robot it's a damn good one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on June 06, 2008, 10:42:17 AM Umm, no. He just finished working on the PA game and is currently working on his new game Deathspank: Orphans of Justice. His blog: http://grumpygamer.com/ Oh I thought he passed away can't remember where I read it, bullshit obviously bloody internet misinformation ftl. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on June 06, 2008, 10:15:33 PM Don't like ketchup on your hotdogs?
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818512 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818512) Also, this guy is awesome: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818502 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818502) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 07, 2008, 05:27:45 AM Mortal Combat! Finish him! No! Wait! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbeXI45wNyQ)
And while I'm on an 80s retrospective, here's George Carlin on 'soft language' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2gQCHztRAE). Plus ca change, and all that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on June 07, 2008, 11:37:27 AM Don't like ketchup on your hotdogs? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818512 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818512) Also, this guy is awesome: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818502 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818502) You'd be amazed at the shit that goes down at local city council meetings. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on June 07, 2008, 04:46:15 PM Don't like ketchup on your hotdogs? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818512 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818512) Also, this guy is awesome: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818502 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1818502) You'd be amazed at the shit that goes down at local city council meetings. Every town has one of those guys.... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 07, 2008, 05:24:45 PM Every town has one of those guys.... Town? Every Homeowner's Association has one of those guys. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on June 07, 2008, 06:08:46 PM Evil tortoise terrorises cats: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1759021 hahaha WTF.I loved that, but my wife spoiled it for me by giggling for about three seconds then saying "remote controlled". :sad: What? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on June 07, 2008, 09:31:03 PM deleted
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 07, 2008, 09:38:45 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMIzhxcXnxA vidoe no longer available :/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on June 07, 2008, 09:51:13 PM gah, wtf. Was linked to the 1985 Mark Twain Claymation videos. Going directly to YouTube should still work.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 08, 2008, 04:30:54 PM The last thing I would expect to be posting is a wedding video, but these people put in some effort (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XviMAXKvewM).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: photek on June 09, 2008, 03:21:54 AM Speaking of wedding videos...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=r7oCDbDebDA :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on June 09, 2008, 05:06:04 PM World of World of Warcraft
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play?utm_source=onion_rss_daily (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play?utm_source=onion_rss_daily) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 10, 2008, 05:38:16 AM Hang drum solo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXn5ba0aT8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on June 10, 2008, 12:15:44 PM If only hang drums were attainable!
There is a steel drum manufacturer trying to figure out a way to mass produce them. I can't wait. In the meantime, there's the Hapi drum, and the Hank for those of you who are crafty. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 10, 2008, 02:38:34 PM Burn motherfuckers, I will see you in hell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RsGK1CA34Y)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on June 10, 2008, 11:12:17 PM Hang drum solo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXn5ba0aT8) Sensational link Bhodii kudos. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on June 11, 2008, 12:08:24 AM Fuck man, you could've given us a little more warning that nuclear war was coming.
So, is that midnight june 12th, midday, what time zone? I need more ammo. And peanut butter, so I can repopulate the world. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on June 11, 2008, 12:19:29 AM He'd be much cooler if he mentioned zombies. Loser.
Didn't someone post a doomsday video from this guy before? I thought I'd wiped his visage from my mind. Oh, well! I'm going to grab McDonald's breakfast in a few hours. If gas stations aren't exploding and the homeless people aren't devouring joggers, then I guess I will know that he'd been wrong. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on June 11, 2008, 04:13:20 AM The video said this will be his third attempt at pinning down the date, the last two passed without incident.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on June 11, 2008, 08:04:19 AM I need to watch more TV (http://youtube.com/watch?v=V5BxymuiAxQ)
Parody (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1819021) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on June 11, 2008, 12:15:14 PM How to fail your drivers test (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1819076)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 11, 2008, 09:13:19 PM Due to a loss of a wing, we will be landing four minutes behind schedule.
http://www.rockwellcollins.com/news/video/damage-tolerance.html (http://www.rockwellcollins.com/news/video/damage-tolerance.html) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 12, 2008, 05:11:20 AM I need to watch more TV (http://youtube.com/watch?v=V5BxymuiAxQ) The original longer version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lJQ-R6X8uw&NR=1)Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 12, 2008, 03:02:21 PM Your average SWG fan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOjJTU_u-vQ :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 13, 2008, 07:58:59 AM Burn motherfuckers, I will see you in hell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RsGK1CA34Y) Hahahah: Quote There were no reports in any part of the world of nuclear war. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on June 13, 2008, 02:19:38 PM Has anyone posted the video of the crazy happy Korean drummer? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPWjNX4PBlI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 13, 2008, 03:12:52 PM Has anyone posted the video of the crazy happy Korean drummer? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPWjNX4PBlI) I take it you have never been to a karaoke bar with Koreans before, the video you posted is really tame. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 13, 2008, 08:00:38 PM That video has been posted before. You fail DannyB.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 14, 2008, 02:08:06 PM This flashback brought to you by my Netflix instant queue (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eMcrep48Wz0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: photek on June 14, 2008, 03:49:22 PM http://youtube.com/watch?v=cL3ELKLvVyc
My favourite TV series as kid. That intro is imprinted in my brain until death :heart: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 14, 2008, 05:54:28 PM It was okay until the live action version hit the theaters.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=abqAwKLpeqs (http://youtube.com/watch?v=abqAwKLpeqs) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: photek on June 14, 2008, 05:55:31 PM It was okay until the live action version hit the theaters. http://youtube.com/watch?v=abqAwKLpeqs (http://youtube.com/watch?v=abqAwKLpeqs) I saw Skeletor in the beginning for two seconds, he looked like shit and I closed it. ARE YOU TRYING TO DAMAGE MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!? :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 14, 2008, 05:58:42 PM See, that movie completely fucked over my positive memories of Castle Greyskull.
I had successfully blanked out He-Man for about two decades until I saw your post. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on June 14, 2008, 06:01:11 PM Come on, it has Courtney Cox and Chief Daniels!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 14, 2008, 06:15:02 PM Let me really crush your memories:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JhuaKBsf0es (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JhuaKBsf0es) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on June 15, 2008, 08:25:49 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA3FFT54Ehss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA3FFT54Ehs)
[/quote] Speaking of favourite shows from our childhoods this was mine loved He-man too. I remember that action movie looking at it now it really was a complete starwars ripoff and not true to the cartoon at all. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on June 15, 2008, 09:33:51 AM I absolutely loved this movie when I was a kid. It had everything I loved. He-man, evil soldiers with lasers, Billy Barty. And things I loved more as I grew up: Dolph Lundgren's acting, Courtney Cox, evil bondage chick. The cartoon was a huge pile of suck in retrospect too, let's not forget that!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on June 15, 2008, 03:58:07 PM Human Pixels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Jo0BRdbO4
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on June 15, 2008, 04:03:37 PM Human Pixels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Jo0BRdbO4 It's impressive, but in the same worrying, never-question-orders way as a banzai charge. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 15, 2008, 04:23:51 PM If you think about it, each individual is responsible for a single synchronized move with a plackard or dohickey of varying colour. Its not really any different than handbell ringing, just done on a massive scale. Sure, Asian cultures often love to do thing in large numbers for greater effect, but I'd veer away from references to suicide for the Emperor..just seems off the mark here.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on June 15, 2008, 04:27:29 PM If you think about it, each individual is responsible for a single synchronized move with a plackard or dohickey of varying colour. Its not really any different than handbell ringing, just done on a massive scale. Sure, Asian cultures often love to do thing in large numbers for greater effect, but I'd veer away from references to suicide for the Emperor..just seems off the mark here. I find handbell-ringing worrying too, in the same worrying, never-question-orders way as a blast-on-a-whistle-and-over-the-top-chaps charge. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 15, 2008, 08:28:57 PM It's ok, Endie. You'd have been shot for insubordination/ not following orders long before the whistle came. :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on June 16, 2008, 12:17:02 AM It's ok, Endie. You'd have been shot for insubordination/ not following orders long before the whistle came. :grin: That has, in fact, occurred to me. I'm not looking forward to the next Big Show, I'll tell you. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 16, 2008, 11:09:43 AM It's ok, Endie. You'd have been shot for insubordination/ not following orders long before the whistle came. :grin: That has, in fact, occurred to me. I'm not looking forward to the next Big Show, I'll tell you. And a video for a very tired old meme that still deserves to be linked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zFBj0QwQo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on June 17, 2008, 02:28:37 AM It's ok, Endie. You'd have been shot for insubordination/ not following orders long before the whistle came. :grin: That has, in fact, occurred to me. I'm not looking forward to the next Big Show, I'll tell you. And a video for a very tired old meme that still deserves to be linked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zFBj0QwQo :commissar: That video does not deserve to be linked, since it is unavailable. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 18, 2008, 08:38:51 AM The great office war (http://www.break.com/index/the-great-office-war.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on June 18, 2008, 12:07:00 PM The great office war (http://www.break.com/index/the-great-office-war.html) I guess you've got to work in an office to appreciate that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 18, 2008, 03:06:42 PM It's ok, Endie. You'd have been shot for insubordination/ not following orders long before the whistle came. :grin: That has, in fact, occurred to me. I'm not looking forward to the next Big Show, I'll tell you. And a video for a very tired old meme that still deserves to be linked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zFBj0QwQo :commissar: That video does not deserve to be linked, since it is unavailable. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on June 18, 2008, 07:56:34 PM The great office war (http://www.break.com/index/the-great-office-war.html) I guess you've got to work in an office to appreciate that. The Crimson Permanent Assurance pt 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecFBcpY9NHI) The Crimson Permanent Assurance pt 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNlYBNTCBG8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on June 19, 2008, 11:53:28 AM Isn't that Monty Python? Maybe at the beginning of Life of Brian?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on June 19, 2008, 11:58:52 AM Meaning of life.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on June 19, 2008, 01:57:22 PM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 20, 2008, 07:47:24 AM I just got out of a meeting where a manager demanded technical details of which he could not possibly understand, so...
Oldie but goodie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq7o). Problems with side fumbling? Make sure your hydrocoptic marsel veins are properly fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on June 20, 2008, 08:09:00 AM Fun with executives
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-33718 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 20, 2008, 08:19:10 AM Sales creatures, lawl.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on June 20, 2008, 02:03:50 PM Finallly, a dog that can sing! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820301)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on June 20, 2008, 02:15:14 PM Also this. Possibly NSFW.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820269 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on June 20, 2008, 02:34:12 PM That was incredibly dissapointing, phil. I was really hoping for head+ceiling fan action.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 20, 2008, 02:35:30 PM Yea, the ceiling fan made me super tense. Not having a whole or partial decapitation is really a letdown.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on June 20, 2008, 03:02:07 PM I just got out of a meeting where a manager demanded technical details of which he could not possibly understand, so... I use to work in the tech repair department for my University as a part time job. Students/Faculty would come to us with some random issue on their computer, and we would tell them their Flux Capacitor was broken.Oldie but goodie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq7o). Problems with side fumbling? Make sure your hydrocoptic marsel veins are properly fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft. They would believe us and nod their heads in sagely agreement..... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 20, 2008, 03:47:44 PM What is the age threshold for back to the future references now, 22?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 21, 2008, 04:41:43 PM I was researching digital pianos on YouTube, where people play all kinds of crappy music on their beautiful expensive keyboards, such as the Crazy Frog version of Axel F.
But this saved the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuO_vIgnYlo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on June 22, 2008, 06:34:23 AM Keyboard remix version of Snakeman's Theme from Mega Man. What he does is pretty simple, but it sounds great.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JwPnPHo1ynI (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JwPnPHo1ynI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on June 23, 2008, 09:27:40 AM This thing is kinda mesmerizing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AklKy2NDpqs Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ClydeJr on June 23, 2008, 11:52:28 AM Where the Hell is Matt? (http://www.vimeo.com/1211060)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 23, 2008, 12:00:38 PM Thanks for that. Cheered my day up considerably
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on June 23, 2008, 12:02:48 PM Where the Hell is Matt? (http://www.vimeo.com/1211060) Outstanding. I want his job! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 24, 2008, 03:57:50 AM Where the Hell is Matt? (http://www.vimeo.com/1211060) Outstanding. I want his job! He's a gamer too. http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/about.shtml Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on June 24, 2008, 04:08:28 AM Awesomes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 24, 2008, 11:40:08 AM If you haven't seen his other ones, watch those too. They're all equally awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on June 24, 2008, 12:42:11 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkpsNw3oM0Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PshLqgEaZu4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on June 24, 2008, 07:00:25 PM Escalator trick:
http://www.flabber.nl/archief/024389.php Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on June 24, 2008, 07:39:13 PM Elevator trick: http://www.flabber.nl/archief/024389.php You mean escalator. CollegeHumor has this one too: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820686 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on June 24, 2008, 08:12:12 PM Yeah, duh!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 25, 2008, 12:04:56 AM Not so political as not to be funny.
O'Reilly (http://video.236.com/services/link/bcpid1126121768/bctid1618641822) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on June 27, 2008, 08:29:28 PM [edit to replace original post with something of value]
Bad Ass Cadbury Choclate Commerical in the UK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvZnjOwFh2U) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on June 29, 2008, 10:39:54 AM Bad Ass Cadbury Choclate Commerical in the UK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvZnjOwFh2U) That made absolutely no sense to me. Cool though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on June 30, 2008, 12:31:32 PM Turtleman has found his calling.
http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/19/the-turtle-man.html (http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/19/the-turtle-man.html) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on July 01, 2008, 09:14:22 AM Has everyone already seen the Mini-Me sex tape (I'm not kidding)?
I assume NSFW, but here's a link to the place that has it (http://www.theirlife.net/index.php/2008/06/27/mini-me-sex-tape-avert-your-eyes/). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on July 01, 2008, 11:43:37 AM Great ad for Hellboy II:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbaA68jYYek Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 01, 2008, 11:45:47 AM Great ad for Hellboy II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbaA68jYYek Booyah. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on July 01, 2008, 12:50:21 PM Turtleman has found his calling. http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/19/the-turtle-man.html (http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/19/the-turtle-man.html) That is solid gold. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on July 01, 2008, 05:59:37 PM Great ad for Hellboy II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbaA68jYYek Booyah. lol Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 01, 2008, 07:08:06 PM Inappropriate soundtrack: Saving private ryan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba4cHB4uEQ0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 01, 2008, 07:44:23 PM Inappropriate soundtrack: Saving private ryan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba4cHB4uEQ0) Am I a bad man for laughing? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on July 02, 2008, 05:42:27 AM Yes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 02, 2008, 06:36:59 AM Turtleman has found his calling. http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/19/the-turtle-man.html (http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/19/the-turtle-man.html) That is solid gold. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on July 02, 2008, 02:53:55 PM Turtleman has found his calling. http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/19/the-turtle-man.html (http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/19/the-turtle-man.html) That is solid gold. YIIIPPPPEEEEEEE! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 03, 2008, 07:37:02 AM Am I a bad man for laughing? This one's for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTGrjcgSeAA).Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on July 03, 2008, 10:32:49 AM Am I a bad man for laughing? This one's for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTGrjcgSeAA).http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2El7BFm04Y&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2El7BFm04Y&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 03, 2008, 10:42:40 AM Cat in the bottle (http://youtube.com/watch?v=AubJAJXA4_E)
Starlings are cool (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MIzlcH2q6Vo) http://youtube.com/watch?v=5JCBdP5BbpU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on July 03, 2008, 02:02:25 PM You will have nightmares. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 03, 2008, 02:27:08 PM You will have nightmares. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4) (http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/39720/animated%20gifs/1214532032168.gif) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 03, 2008, 04:14:45 PM Am I a bad man for laughing? This one's for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTGrjcgSeAA).ObVid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bto7l3cKhvk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on July 03, 2008, 07:31:17 PM I just sat through that whole thing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on July 04, 2008, 06:19:29 AM THat was awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 04, 2008, 06:23:50 AM http://view.break.com/530439 (http://view.break.com/530439)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 04, 2008, 09:33:14 AM In a vaguely similar vein to the Saving Private Ryan/TF2 thing, here's Ace Combat Zero and...something else: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wba6XWbpT-k
:grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 04, 2008, 10:29:03 AM "solo wing pixie". yep. that about sums it up.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 04, 2008, 11:14:06 AM Am I a bad man for laughing? This one's for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTGrjcgSeAA).I just sat through that whole thing. I meant to link that 2 weeks ago but forgot. I spent about 90 minutes finding old cartoon montages and watching them because of som other clip in this thread. Nostalgia is evil. Ed: Very evil in fact. I rewatched it.. that wasn't the one I was going to link.. here's more with better 'toons. Like Thundercats, M.A.S.K., Mysterious Cities of Gold, Visionaries, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Dinosaucers.. :drill: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3PWfiE2bj8&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKmys-Tys90&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFVO2-ahJ_8&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJBsuDfqQ50&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUet8XSfHu0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on July 04, 2008, 12:10:56 PM Cindy Brady at 8:30am with her 10 year old son in the studio, hungover and needing to barf.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2008/07/04/cindy.brady.radio.kktv Hey "it's how kids learn" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 04, 2008, 04:37:52 PM You suck at Photoshop (http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Big_Fat_Brain/You_Suck_at_Photoshop__Season_1/678_578.aspx)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on July 04, 2008, 04:42:04 PM Faith in humanity ++
http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-911-Abuse-4933.htm?size=LARGE (http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-911-Abuse-4933.htm?size=LARGE) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 04, 2008, 09:18:47 PM Sorry if this is a dup, haven't been keeping up.
Just sittin on the bed (http://www.flabber.nl/archief/024466.php) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on July 04, 2008, 09:34:49 PM You suck at Photoshop (http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Big_Fat_Brain/You_Suck_at_Photoshop__Season_1/678_578.aspx) Those are all hilarious. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 04, 2008, 10:26:14 PM Minority Report Interface (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CoJGrtVs4c)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 05, 2008, 10:52:48 PM More movies w/ game sounds: Starcraft Troopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5X5a2eBZv0&feature=related) Fucking Awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 06, 2008, 09:32:55 AM GTA IV, Naked gun intro (http://all-funny.info/gta-iv-naked-gun)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on July 06, 2008, 11:14:40 AM GTA IV, Naked gun intro (http://all-funny.info/gta-iv-naked-gun) Complete and utter win. Now, if only I could finish that fucking game, 65 hours already. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 06, 2008, 12:34:59 PM You Suck at Photardshop is amazing. The entire series. Jesus. Awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 07, 2008, 07:32:11 AM New Improv Everywhere - The human mirror (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MBBr-a2KnM)
Tex, the automatic bunny letter opener (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZBHZT3a-FA) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 07, 2008, 10:53:04 AM Portable Autonomous Paintball Sentry (http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DRxBa5bQfTGc)
Magnetic Fluid Art (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me5Zzm2TXh4) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on July 07, 2008, 06:06:17 PM Remember those GotMilk ads? They just kicked it up a notch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHe48kLe9xo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on July 07, 2008, 06:25:36 PM Remember those GotMilk ads? They just kicked it up a notch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHe48kLe9xo) Who is that? Sounds like Monster Magnet. Edit: er, I guess it's White Gold? Here's another one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj1-ZZRajDU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on July 07, 2008, 07:13:34 PM That it some creepy shit, I don't think I'm going to drink milk for awhile.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on July 07, 2008, 07:28:57 PM I think it's awesome. Not that I'll buy more milk, but they did a great job. Check out their website. And:
(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/42220/F13_WhiteGold.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 07, 2008, 07:39:14 PM Remember those GotMilk ads? They just kicked it up a notch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHe48kLe9xo) This. This is why the internet is important. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 08, 2008, 05:02:46 AM oh. my. god
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on July 08, 2008, 08:49:28 AM Bunny vs Rattlesnake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MHsWtIog4Q Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on July 08, 2008, 02:53:29 PM Bunny vs Rattlesnake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MHsWtIog4Q Ok, I never expected to see something like that in my life. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 08, 2008, 04:58:08 PM New Improv Everywhere - The human mirror (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MBBr-a2KnM) Clever.Quote Tex, the automatic bunny letter opener (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZBHZT3a-FA) Funny. Those things will chew through a lot of things including wood cages.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on July 08, 2008, 06:14:14 PM Pole dancing moves (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822318)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on July 08, 2008, 06:23:36 PM Bunny vs Rattlesnake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MHsWtIog4Q Man, rabbits are fucking psycho. New Improv Everywhere - The human mirror (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MBBr-a2KnM) It was funnier when Groucho and Harpo did it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQ9jh5GvQ8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on July 08, 2008, 07:01:29 PM Pole dancing moves (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822318) Skankarific! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 09, 2008, 06:16:20 AM NSFW
Clucking. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk5TQFw-1E8) NSFW Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on July 09, 2008, 07:51:47 AM Pole dancing moves (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822318) That's quite the workout! I wonder if I can put a pole in my house and convince my wife it's exercise equipment. :drill:Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on July 09, 2008, 09:53:14 AM If you can't put the pole in your house, you can probably find a stripteaste aerobics or pole dancing class in a gym near you. They're becoming trendy.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on July 09, 2008, 12:12:48 PM One day I went to Lidl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on July 10, 2008, 06:57:42 AM Showbiz Pizza band performs Usher. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ur8AwQHusZw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on July 10, 2008, 05:36:25 PM Showbiz Pizza band performs Usher. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ur8AwQHusZw) That was sweet. If I could get a bunch of my tunes programmed in I would seriously have a party at a place like that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 11, 2008, 10:27:38 AM Awning FAIL (http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-use-the-drive-through-atm.html).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on July 11, 2008, 01:56:15 PM Showbiz Pizza band performs Usher. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ur8AwQHusZw) It's great that he's back. I think posted his Pop Lock and Drop It video a year or two ago on, like, page 20 of this thread. The amount of work he has to do to program those things is crazy, can't wait for the documentary to come out. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 12, 2008, 01:45:45 AM Watch the World:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxVDVggLqsA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 12, 2008, 02:22:34 AM Wow.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 12, 2008, 06:43:12 AM Watch the World: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxVDVggLqsA That's fantastic! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: photek on July 12, 2008, 09:53:29 AM These Arabs are insane :
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F8OfBT5ecwk&feature=related Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on July 12, 2008, 01:05:20 PM These Arabs are insane : http://youtube.com/watch?v=F8OfBT5ecwk&feature=related What the hell is that? Some of that stuff is super crazy. The 4Runner or whatever it is, is awesome. This reminds me of a buncha sky divers waiting for the weather to clear before they can go up and so decide to do crazy stuff just to pass the time. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 12, 2008, 08:06:55 PM Watch the World: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxVDVggLqsA That's fantastic! The bizarre thing was he did it on someone else's SL account and didn't bother saving it. It's been in this thread or in MMO discussion before, a couple of years ago. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 14, 2008, 08:16:47 AM These Arabs are insane : http://youtube.com/watch?v=F8OfBT5ecwk&feature=related Jackass 3: Baghdad Edition! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on July 14, 2008, 06:51:34 PM Awning FAIL (http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-use-the-drive-through-atm.html). holyfuckingshit! edit: those Arabs are stupid crazy too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 16, 2008, 11:42:43 AM (http://metalwrath.net/files/pics/hax0r.gif)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 16, 2008, 01:34:05 PM Tying in with the Useless Conversation, the universal question is asked.
Where is the Head? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SdMPxwIxF4&eurl=http://www.leasticoulddo.com/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on July 17, 2008, 11:09:56 AM I don't get into paintball, but if this isn't the coolest freaking thing ever....
TF2 Engineer for paintball (http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538795). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on July 17, 2008, 04:52:29 PM Goats!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQev3UoGp2M&eurl=http://www.odditycentral.com/videos/the-tree-goats-of-morocco.html (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQev3UoGp2M&eurl=http://www.odditycentral.com/videos/the-tree-goats-of-morocco.html) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on July 18, 2008, 06:27:05 AM I don't get into paintball, but if this isn't the coolest freaking thing ever.... TF2 Engineer for paintball (http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538795). I have to admit that I giggled a bit throughout that video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on July 18, 2008, 07:28:11 PM Best mashup ever (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823509)
And also, because I didn't see it elsewhere: Doctor Horrible (http://www.drhorrible.com/). Don't watch if you hate Joss Whedon or Neil Patrick Harris. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 18, 2008, 08:12:24 PM That Doctor Horrible is great! The production value is really something.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 18, 2008, 08:12:48 PM And also, because I didn't see it elsewhere: Doctor Horrible (http://www.drhorrible.com/). Don't watch if you hate Joss Whedon or Neil Patrick Harris. Doh I forgot I was going to link that one. Nathan Fillion is in it too. Very funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on July 21, 2008, 05:26:01 PM DINOSAURS! (http://www.vimeo.com/1316102?pg=embed&sec=1316102) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 21, 2008, 06:01:11 PM That's so awesome. I didn't realize how it was being done until I watched it a second time.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on July 21, 2008, 06:01:20 PM DINOSAURS! (http://www.vimeo.com/1316102?pg=embed&sec=1316102) Interesting stockings on that dinosaur... too bad it didn't eat anyone. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 22, 2008, 06:18:57 AM That's pretty awesome. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 22, 2008, 08:02:57 AM Too bad they couldn't integrate the legs, the black stockings do kinda break the verisimilitude. But totally :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 22, 2008, 03:24:31 PM http://break.com/index/wife-will-never-touch-a-gun-again.html
I spy someone who's sleeping on the settee for a month or two. :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 23, 2008, 10:19:05 AM Wii Fit Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iYBmAVuBns)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on July 23, 2008, 10:24:01 AM Wii Fit Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iYBmAVuBns) Speechless. That was a fantastic bit-o-satire. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on July 23, 2008, 03:25:18 PM The Ikea line busted me up.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on July 23, 2008, 08:50:42 PM Ode To Joy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A)
also: Pulp Muppets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSvJwUFI_es) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on July 24, 2008, 08:43:58 PM Pelican eats a piegon (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1824203)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 25, 2008, 05:42:48 AM One day I went to Lidl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y). :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Big Gulp on July 25, 2008, 12:46:35 PM Enjoy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi4DEdUmA6A)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 25, 2008, 12:50:18 PM HAH! That's awesome! :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on July 25, 2008, 12:58:02 PM I didn't realise Mr T needed the money that badly.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Big Gulp on July 25, 2008, 01:02:31 PM I didn't realise Mr T needed the money that badly. Gold rope chains aren't cheap, sucka. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on July 25, 2008, 01:02:51 PM I preferred the original football one. "Quit your jibba jabba fool!"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: dusematic on July 25, 2008, 04:37:40 PM That was good, but I liked the "feast" one's more. "Alas my love, you do me wrong, to cast me off discourteously."
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 25, 2008, 06:55:59 PM yet another saving private ryan remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVZar5hmMs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on July 25, 2008, 07:50:49 PM 35 years to build a San Francisco inspired toothpick structure with Rube Goldberg-esque balls rails (http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid294377113/bctid1659880038)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 25, 2008, 08:45:42 PM Tasteful Guiness ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyEHvlNhX-c)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 25, 2008, 09:15:56 PM Okay now you guys made me merge threads. This was not the Useless Videos thread.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 25, 2008, 09:57:18 PM did you sprain something? ;D
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on July 26, 2008, 02:38:53 AM Tasteful Guiness ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyEHvlNhX-c) That was disgusting. Guinness from a bottle? Blech. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 26, 2008, 03:38:11 AM That was disgusting. Guinness from a bottle? Blech. Obviously guinness on tap is the real stuff, but it's a bottle with one of those widgety things in it, and it's actually not that bad. I like those better than the can-with-widget version anyway. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on July 26, 2008, 06:29:26 AM Yeah but you pour it into a glass at least :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on July 26, 2008, 10:30:19 AM Not with the rocket widget thing, it's designed for bottle drinking. The nitrogen dispenser in the cans is made for pouring into a glass.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on July 26, 2008, 10:47:46 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vt5ihAffDU
:drillf: :drillf: :drillf: I can't express into words how sad i am over the fact that I'll never snake duel anyone. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on July 26, 2008, 11:14:49 AM I so need to use the line "You are my property now for until dead." :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on July 26, 2008, 02:36:12 PM The music from the fight scene is one of the best songs ever. Anyone know what it is?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 26, 2008, 08:25:54 PM oh my god.
that video caused me to find THIS one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGxde2a2_iQ&feature=related :drill: :drillf: :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on July 26, 2008, 11:19:14 PM oh my god. that video caused me to find THIS one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGxde2a2_iQ&feature=related :drill: :drillf: :drill: That wasn't looking too shabby until Voltron showed up. WTF! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on July 28, 2008, 04:46:35 PM Ye Gods, some people are disturbing.
NSFW due to topic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aRebr75fg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on July 28, 2008, 05:54:36 PM Lovely plumage. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvyrzQldOKE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 28, 2008, 07:13:56 PM Lovely plumage. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvyrzQldOKE) That's brilliant Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on July 29, 2008, 01:08:15 AM Ye Gods, some people are disturbing. NSFW due to topic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aRebr75fg How the fuck did you find that, what could you have been possibly searching for that horsefuckers show up? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 29, 2008, 01:14:13 AM That was terrible.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 29, 2008, 01:23:05 AM This is pretty great. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0bt6wnRen8)
Also, I'd be really interested in seeing real statistics on how many men and women fall for it and a breakdown by sex. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 29, 2008, 09:19:42 AM Here's an inventive scam bait (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvyrzQldOKE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on July 29, 2008, 11:39:51 AM Huge mashup (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1824740)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on July 29, 2008, 04:11:32 PM How the fuck did you find that, what could you have been possibly searching for that horsefuckers show up? I was linked to it by the kind of friend that links you to two girls one cup. Or goatse, in its day. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on July 30, 2008, 08:22:12 AM My son thinks this is great.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjbEWKK8AU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjbEWKK8AU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on July 30, 2008, 11:35:43 AM My son thinks this is great.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjbEWKK8AU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjbEWKK8AU) Catchy tune. Disturbing video if you let yourself think on it too much. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on July 31, 2008, 07:12:42 PM CHOMPA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwyC2PW3vc8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwyC2PW3vc8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 02, 2008, 05:55:38 AM CHOMPA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwyC2PW3vc8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwyC2PW3vc8) Is it bad that I watched the whole thing? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 02, 2008, 11:47:57 PM Is it bad that I watched the whole thing? What the hell is wrong with you?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 03, 2008, 05:58:47 AM Caminito del Rey (http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1438490562).
I hope you aren't afraid of heights (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caminito_del_Rey)... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on August 03, 2008, 11:04:47 AM Just watching that gave me the heebie jeebies.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on August 03, 2008, 11:42:31 AM Triumph at ComiCon (http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/#mea=282106)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on August 04, 2008, 07:42:12 AM Chinese Ninja Training:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/08/04/vause.gold.machines.cnn Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 05, 2008, 06:23:16 PM Don’t pretend that we don’t exist, because we did enough of that in high school… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJZ6JJN_ON4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 06, 2008, 05:35:48 PM Escalator suddenly goes into reverse at convention in Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzRDWSYegNM)
(Apparently 20 people injured.) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on August 06, 2008, 10:14:04 PM Don’t pretend that we don’t exist, because we did enough of that in high school… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJZ6JJN_ON4) I must be jaded, because that whole video I was expecting her to whip out her massive cock. Damn you internet. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on August 07, 2008, 05:12:23 AM Don’t pretend that we don’t exist, because we did enough of that in high school… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJZ6JJN_ON4) I have to admit to thinking she's pretty hot. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 07, 2008, 06:15:40 AM Don’t pretend that we don’t exist, because we did enough of that in high school… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJZ6JJN_ON4) I have to admit to thinking she's pretty hot. That's a lot of star wars books. I think I've found the difference between nerds and geeks. Nerds have bad taste. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 07, 2008, 06:17:59 AM THE LINK BELOW IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK
How old is too old for a babysitter? (http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=549380) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 07, 2008, 06:27:07 AM Ok, that was awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on August 07, 2008, 07:16:39 AM Heheheh. Nice.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on August 07, 2008, 07:18:17 AM Dad, please! (http://www.wegame.com/watch/Dad_Please/)
(19-second long HL2 vid) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on August 07, 2008, 04:43:11 PM THE LINK BELOW IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK I waited all day to watch it at home and they've taken it down :sad_panda:.How old is too old for a babysitter? (http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=548504) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on August 07, 2008, 04:45:23 PM THE LINK BELOW IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK How old is too old for a babysitter? (http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=548504) It's been vanquished. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 07, 2008, 04:46:05 PM THE LINK BELOW IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK I waited all day to watch it at home and they've taken it down :sad_panda:.How old is too old for a babysitter? (http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=548504) Try this http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=549380 (http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=549380) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on August 07, 2008, 05:31:56 PM Ah that did the trick thanks.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 08, 2008, 09:48:23 AM http://www.youtube.com/v/8uAcmrUEp2U
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 08, 2008, 04:16:05 PM http://www.mega64.com/smb.htm
Edit: Wow sky, to say nothign of the guy texting - there were two guys not paying attention to the road videotaping and totally getting ready to fail themselves. If only there had been someone videotaping those retards, and then someone videotaping them and videotaping them and vide *hurk* /0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 08, 2008, 10:11:34 PM The website is down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcQ7RkyBoBc)
A day in the life of a sysadmin who needs to play halo more than he needs to keep the webserver up Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 09, 2008, 03:05:38 AM Awesome video.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on August 09, 2008, 01:44:54 PM The website is down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcQ7RkyBoBc) That's pretty funny, long but funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 09, 2008, 10:39:02 PM Curtis, was it good for you? (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2c2_1218241482)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 10, 2008, 04:18:26 AM I promise this is not a rickroll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=65I0HNvTDH4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 10, 2008, 04:27:04 AM Curtis, was it good for you? (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2c2_1218241482) He did well. Ten points for immediately saying "this will end up on youtube" and then making gags as the situation got worse. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 10, 2008, 05:33:37 AM I promise this is not a rickroll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=65I0HNvTDH4) That Muslim from Kenya sure can dance, but his singing is off. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on August 10, 2008, 03:30:24 PM Dog + Wii = bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBlJaPD-CCQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on August 10, 2008, 03:44:31 PM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on August 10, 2008, 06:27:19 PM Asshole Mariol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5G55ESUsC4)
This one made my day. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 10, 2008, 09:06:30 PM Asshole Mariol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5G55ESUsC4) This one made my day. I don't get it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 11, 2008, 04:06:14 AM Dog + Wii = bad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBlJaPD-CCQ Someone needs to go to jail for that... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 11, 2008, 07:32:54 AM Asshole Mariol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5G55ESUsC4) This one made my day. I don't get it. Asshole Mario is a romhack in the same vein as Mario in Hell (Or Mario Frustration if you want to find a great nintendorks video on video.google). I've beat the latter with savestates. It took 3 hours. The former looks just straight easy. The player in asshole mario isn't that great though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 11, 2008, 07:58:27 AM Curtis, was it good for you? (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2c2_1218241482) Looks about the size of the redtail boa we used to have. Great for parties. Also fun buying food for it. Especially when some kid is shopping for bunnies. We'd discuss which one looked tastiest for the snake to eat. Bonus points if it was the one the kid wanted for a pet.My band was a bunch of evil fuckers. Not me. Not at all. The band. Not me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on August 11, 2008, 10:22:08 AM The government is behind rainbows! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825469)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on August 11, 2008, 12:03:46 PM The government is behind rainbows! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825469) That can't be natural. :tinfoil: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on August 11, 2008, 05:10:22 PM I hope you're just being silly.
I grew up playing in sprinklers in the yard, it's not hard to get a little rainbow like that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on August 12, 2008, 07:26:19 AM I hope you're just being silly. I grew up playing in sprinklers in the yard, it's not hard to get a little rainbow like that. I used the tinfoil hat instead of green text. I apparently chose poorly. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 12, 2008, 08:18:36 AM I used the tinfoil hat instead of green text. I apparently chose poorly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd996sqXnDw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd996sqXnDw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on August 12, 2008, 10:43:12 AM Awesome visualizations of air and sea traffic around Britain.
http://gizmodo.com/5036052/traffic-from-space-videos-blow-our-minds-pants-and-socks Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: squirrel on August 13, 2008, 11:30:01 AM Awesome visualizations of air and sea traffic around Britain. http://gizmodo.com/5036052/traffic-from-space-videos-blow-our-minds-pants-and-socks That's cool! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on August 13, 2008, 02:03:11 PM SPORTS! (NWS)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=33a_1218642189 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 13, 2008, 04:25:14 PM Hey look, it's the 2008 equivalent of Joe Theisman's broken leg.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on August 14, 2008, 07:56:12 AM Vette burnout.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8E81IFmJvY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 14, 2008, 09:05:54 AM Wii Fit rocks. NSFW!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=694_1218055140 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on August 14, 2008, 10:52:24 AM Maybe NSFW because of language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0 Wii Fit rocks. NSFW! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=694_1218055140 That chick's got no ass. I was disappointed. I expected some booty jiggle. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 14, 2008, 04:04:53 PM I'd prefer they actually hulahoop.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 14, 2008, 04:49:53 PM :ye_gods:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNQLmHKlmiE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNQLmHKlmiE) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on August 14, 2008, 11:55:07 PM Can't stop laughing! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826693)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on August 15, 2008, 08:37:31 AM Ernest Borgnine's anti-aging secret.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 15, 2008, 08:45:09 AM I read on other sites to figure out what the heck he said, but what was that euphemism? "Pass the pig"?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on August 15, 2008, 10:03:35 AM That's what he said, I can't find shit on it though.
Except that in Lubbock, apparently extortion is a valid way to fundraise. http://www.lubbockonline.com/stories/041498/031-4730.shtml Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on August 15, 2008, 12:22:54 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU&feature=user
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on August 15, 2008, 09:13:12 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU19euwEe3k&feature=related
Graham Chapmans funeral Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 15, 2008, 10:58:25 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU19euwEe3k&feature=related Graham Chapmans funeral That was truly awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Salamok on August 19, 2008, 09:56:32 AM http://www.wjno.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=244038&article=4117332 (http://www.wjno.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=244038&article=4117332)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on August 19, 2008, 10:00:18 AM Ouch. Dumbass.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 19, 2008, 10:10:09 AM Potential Darwin Award winner there.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Salamok on August 19, 2008, 10:50:24 AM Potential Darwin Award winner there. that was my exact 1st thoght, but he would have to be awarded copious amounts of money by our fine legal system to qualify wouldn't he? edit: hmm maybe the kite manufacturer did not have a huge red warning label with the maximum safe wind speed clearly stated on it... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 19, 2008, 12:43:57 PM I didn't think you needed wind speed charts to know not to kite surf in a fucking mini-hurricane, but stupidity keeps reaching higher.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 19, 2008, 01:46:55 PM I didn't think you needed wind speed charts to know not to kite surf in a fucking mini-hurricane, but stupidity keeps reaching higher. I didn't think you needed a warning label on coffee to know not to spill it on yourself. In fact, I knew that before the labels. When I was 3 years old. But apparently, some people do.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on August 19, 2008, 04:52:13 PM Don't tell me you believe the insurance company tripe about the McDonald's case.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on August 19, 2008, 05:37:07 PM At what point there did he think it was a good idea to keep holding on? or are you strapped into those things?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 19, 2008, 08:03:14 PM Don't tell me you believe the insurance company tripe about the McDonald's case. That wasn't my point, rather, the fact that there ARE warning labels on coffee at all.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on August 19, 2008, 11:37:37 PM edit by schild: scratch that, I'm just removing it. I can't have someone at their office by mistake click on it while scrolling down, sorry.
[edit by stray] Damn :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on August 19, 2008, 11:48:25 PM Capoeira is, like, totally awesome and shit (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Capoeira-Knockout-557577.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 20, 2008, 08:03:33 AM Fail.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on August 20, 2008, 08:48:42 AM Damn, apparently, it's actually from the filming of a movie. My bad.
Makes me wonder if that's Lateef Crowder now (the brazilian guy, that is). Kinda looks like him. Either way, it's rare to find (pure) Capoiera fights that are successful. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 20, 2008, 10:48:51 AM http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/774511cc7a (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/774511cc7a)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 22, 2008, 09:42:33 AM Crazy Drainpipe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PhQ5gkNiqI)
I am most amazed by the cars that continue to drive. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 22, 2008, 04:43:44 PM edit - oops video gone, nothing to see in this post
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on August 22, 2008, 06:24:57 PM The greatest love of all! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md9fKBqv81c)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: justdave on August 22, 2008, 10:22:43 PM :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: squirrel on August 29, 2008, 11:25:58 AM Tiger Woods Jesus Shot Glitch? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42UeR-f8ZA)
EA says no, its not a glitch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1st1Vw2kY) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 29, 2008, 03:43:04 PM What if you found two fucked-up puppets and a fake axe by the side of the road?
Axe Me a Question part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oP6WBNb7vg) Axe Me a Question part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtUZ3Tw93VI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on August 29, 2008, 04:37:57 PM Big Lebowski in 2 minutes (NSFW) (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1700131)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on August 30, 2008, 02:35:06 PM This is a truly unique masterpiece - woops (http://www.noiseaddicts.com/2008/08/absolutely-one-of-a-kind-recording/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on August 30, 2008, 08:03:09 PM That makes me really, really sad. There aren't too many wax cylinder recordings left.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 30, 2008, 08:19:39 PM That makes me really, really sad. There aren't too many wax cylinder recordings left. No offense to people with parkinsons, I'm sure they can lead very functional and fulfilling lives but here's a protip Don't handle fragile wax-based one of a kind priceless objects. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on August 30, 2008, 10:16:30 PM Yeh totally poor bugger I felt real sorry for him :sad_panda:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 31, 2008, 03:04:13 PM LHC Rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on August 31, 2008, 09:11:20 PM At first glance I thought the cat's leg in Tale's avatar was a penis. I gotta stop watching so much porn I guess.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on August 31, 2008, 09:14:00 PM First glance? I think that every fucking time I see it, it's creeping me out.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on September 01, 2008, 05:38:30 AM Devil Sheep (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=NMShvQa4SI0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 01, 2008, 05:54:26 AM It's a perfectly innocent picture :P
Now watch this insane video of bicycle messengers racing in NYC (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=dv-ISen-UTQ). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on September 01, 2008, 06:44:24 PM I worked as a bicycle courier for 3 years that brought some cool memories actually when your busy and working or racing like I used to do its a lot more insane and dangerous than that vid.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 02, 2008, 07:13:43 AM Worst office freakout, ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on September 02, 2008, 08:09:00 AM Tale's avatard is a good litmus test for whether you watch porn or not.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 02, 2008, 08:43:14 AM Tale's avatard is a good litmus test for whether you watch porn or not. or wether you desperately need to shave your dick Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on September 02, 2008, 09:38:08 AM or wether you desperately need to shave your dick Damn it! Almost lost a bite of lunch there. Got me on that one. Hehehe. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on September 02, 2008, 11:10:44 AM Worst office freakout, ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo) holy crap Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on September 02, 2008, 01:29:17 PM Fake, but entertaining.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on September 02, 2008, 02:07:23 PM Now watch this insane video of bicycle messengers racing in NYC (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=dv-ISen-UTQ). Fuck I just wanted to see them jump the wrong light and get their brains spread over the front of a fast-moving bus, or have one of the pedestrians they nearly hit stick an umbrella through the spokes of their bikes. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 03, 2008, 05:55:57 AM Fake, but entertaining. I recall it being real. It happened in Denmark or something. There's another video from the guy in the top right who pulls out his cellphone.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: squirrel on September 03, 2008, 02:40:12 PM The Combine Interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etO0QMNeLIs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 03, 2008, 11:00:00 PM The Combine Interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etO0QMNeLIs) All kinds of awesome Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on September 04, 2008, 05:07:44 PM The Combine Interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etO0QMNeLIs) All kinds of awesome Did anyone else catch that they used the Tom Cruise Scientology interview for the dialogue? (No offence to Lakov if that's what you meant by all kinds of awesome) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 05, 2008, 10:01:47 AM For The Nutsack. Captions made me laugh hugely. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npYSZ3IvUBs&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 06, 2008, 02:16:06 PM And he touched me down inside (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8)
listen for the adorable guitar solo, right after the bitchin bass solo. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on September 06, 2008, 04:23:21 PM And he touched me down inside (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8) listen for the adorable guitar solo, right after the bitchin bass solo. It's catchy as fuck, to be honest, but I'm guessing that you know it's fake? "Punch and Judaism" is a good one, though... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 06, 2008, 05:47:37 PM You sure about that? http://dougsploitation.blogspot.com/ seems to portray it as a find from the 70s, an old tape the website dude dragged up from an attic or somesuch.
Quote The name of that TV show was "The First Estate". It used to air on WNBC (channel 4 in NY) on Sunday mornings at 11AM. It dealt with religious issues and , yes, was multi-denominational. The host was Dr. Russell Barber. They had never had a musical act on before; usually priests or rabbis discussing what ever the hot topic of the day was. They weren't quite sure how to shoot us or how it was going to work out. By the way, we had no say about what songs were going to be taped for air. "Jesus is a Friend of Mine" was selected by Dr. Barber because it was different. http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=health&res=9F05EEDB1438F93BA15750C0A963948260 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Amarr HM on September 06, 2008, 05:50:24 PM Now watch this insane video of bicycle messengers racing in NYC (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=dv-ISen-UTQ). Fuck I just wanted to see them jump the wrong light and get their brains spread over the front of a fast-moving bus, or have one of the pedestrians they nearly hit stick an umbrella through the spokes of their bikes. Yeh and then I'd like to see the courier shove the umbrella up the pedestrians arse and open it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on September 06, 2008, 07:44:02 PM The website is down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcQ7RkyBoBc) :ye_gods:A day in the life of a sysadmin who needs to play halo more than he needs to keep the webserver up How is anyone involved in this video is staying gainfully employed? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 07, 2008, 10:26:04 AM Wait, so you honestly believe everyone employed by a company is competent?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on September 07, 2008, 11:57:22 AM You sure about that? http://dougsploitation.blogspot.com/ seems to portray it as a find from the 70s, an old tape the website dude dragged up from an attic or somesuch. Quote The name of that TV show was "The First Estate". It used to air on WNBC (channel 4 in NY) on Sunday mornings at 11AM. It dealt with religious issues and , yes, was multi-denominational. The host was Dr. Russell Barber. They had never had a musical act on before; usually priests or rabbis discussing what ever the hot topic of the day was. They weren't quite sure how to shoot us or how it was going to work out. By the way, we had no say about what songs were going to be taped for air. "Jesus is a Friend of Mine" was selected by Dr. Barber because it was different. http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=health&res=9F05EEDB1438F93BA15750C0A963948260 Um, so he dug up the real name of a late eighties religious affairs program where the host is already dead vOv The host is seen, but muted while the sound begins immediately after he supposedly introduces the band. Look at the logo for Sonseed (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n-hm9gvEHbk/SLzAYEpZyCI/AAAAAAAABHc/b4E5YnoMfws/s400/sonseed_logo.jpg) that he links to on the dougsploitation site, and which was supposedly the one that they were putting on t-shirts between the late 70s and 1983, when they broke up. Despite the fact that this would undoubtedly have had to be scanned, zooming in gives some obvious compression artifacts, and absolutely perfect white away from the lettering. The supposed poster for the show (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n-hm9gvEHbk/SLy6eX5JAuI/AAAAAAAABGs/JotsVKQpxTc/s400/FirstEstate.jpg) struck me as a bit suspicious, too, after looking at the detailing around the top and bottom of the lettering compared to the rest of the poster, which had obvious off-vertical artifacts on it. The lettering, however, had absolutely perfect horizontal lines, top and bottom. As in, every single pixel was perfect on the horizontal plane of the log, top and bottom. No other image with the lettering existed outside of the dougsploitation site. Looking around, I found the picture which the wording had been added to (http://bp3.blogger.com/_VV50Tkxeodk/RmYaTFWnavI/AAAAAAAABC4/Bq1QWXx41SM/s200/get_bio_image.php.jpg). The white lettering against a white background also looked like nothing a professional designer would do, while the style was about seven or eight years out. The program was a serious magazine discussion of religious affairs, which in the last year (http://www.linkedin.com/pub/4/736/570) that Sonseed supposedly existed (1983) booked "Mother Teresa, Bishop Tutu and His Holiness, the Dalai Lama". The idea that they were booking a puppet-show called "Punch and Judaism" doesn't hang together. The only reference to Sonseed that I can find outside of the dougsploitation site and references to it and the youtube posting is their album for sale at a site http://vinylrehab2.home.mindspring.com/gospel_record_albums.html (http://vinylrehab2.home.mindspring.com/gospel_record_albums.html). When I found this, I was kinda surprised. It looked genuine. But the last updated date (http://vinylrehab2.home.mindspring.com/) on that page was, suspiciously, within a day of its discovery by none other than... the dougsploitation site: http://dougsploitation.blogspot.com/2008/08/more-about-sonseed.html Depending on server timestamps it may even be the same day. And so on. The lead singer, Sal Polichetti, appears right now linked with sonseed in one link on the web, the dougsploitsation site (this will change as google updates links to it). Not unbelievable for someone in a televised, widely-touring band with an album release, but not hugely likely either (I'll spare you the detailed explanation, but I can tell you that even obscure UK Christian pop acts of the late 1960s get a few mentions, especially if they had albums, which are quite collectable in some cases). So I'm pretty convinced that it's dougsploitation getting traffic through self-referential links. And it's working, too. With the internet, peoples' critical faculties are dulled. I mean, look at the people who believe the (hilarious) web guy/sales guy thing posted above is real, despite the fact that the writer even appended his name at the end? Edit: I believe the stuff about "Sal Polichetti" being an actor. I suspect that sticking all that stuff in the interview (none of which relates to "Sonseed", including any references to him on the web) was our Doug being a bit pre-emptive. Second Edit: The keyboards player in that video isn't even pretending to mime, let alone actually playing. She is actually playing a completely different chord sequence in the reverse of the direction she would play it. While she may have been intended to be miming, it would be unusual for an actual keyboards player to play a falling chord sequence when miming to a song she normally plays with a rising (I-IV-V) one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: justdave on September 07, 2008, 05:30:29 PM (http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3687/pleaseiu3.jpg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 08, 2008, 01:46:49 PM Just a couple of guys on skateboards (http://vimeo.com/1654340?pg=embed&sec=1654340). (Skip to 2:30)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 08, 2008, 08:54:30 PM That's nuts. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 08, 2008, 09:57:48 PM !
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on September 09, 2008, 07:16:27 AM Kinda reminds me of when we used to use runner sleds in the winter, up in the adirondack foothills. Get fucking bombed at the bars and hit the hills at 2am (dragging along anyone we could talk into the venture), hope there's no traffic. Much steeper hills, though. The chase car once clocked us at almost 60mph before he backed off in case we crashed. Secret is to get super icy roads. It's fucking sick, even though you can kinda steer a runner sled, you'd have to throw your entire body off the side to make many of the corners, and at the bottom of my favorite run there was a T intersection with a fairly busy road. Hard to make the turn, and you always hope there's no traffic. I loved that run, though, there was one section that was almost vertical, like dropping into a pipe, instant speed.
Also, it was funny when my junky rabbit would make it up the hill but a housemate's pride saab couldn't, damned blowhard military pilot. :) Only serious injury we ever had was when it was particularly icy, the banks had crusted over and a prior wipe into the banks left some ice chunks on the road. A friend took one in the face and needed some stitches. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on September 09, 2008, 05:05:42 PM Wait, so you honestly believe everyone employed by a company is competent? No but there must be some limits to public showing of incompetency? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 09, 2008, 10:30:36 PM No but there must be some limits to public showing of incompetency? Maybe they're honest in that they'll admit they've hired some real grade A idiots.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 10, 2008, 07:34:56 AM maybe its a parody? c'mon guys.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 10, 2008, 05:09:24 PM Fuck the pores on your face!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 10, 2008, 08:36:13 PM i'm sorry to hear of your trouble
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 10, 2008, 09:24:30 PM I can see our avatars duking it out.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 10, 2008, 09:36:45 PM don't make me tell you where that finger goes
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 10, 2008, 10:24:13 PM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1829648
funniest vid i've seen in a while. "My neighborhood is vastly inferior to yours." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on September 11, 2008, 12:39:52 PM Today, I woke up feeling kina 'meh'. Then, I watched this video.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1829759 edit: That rap battle is hilarious. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on September 11, 2008, 01:03:14 PM If a tree falls in the forest and it kills a tree-hugger, does anyone care? :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on September 11, 2008, 07:44:54 PM Saw this on gizmodo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REQRHdMRimw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on September 16, 2008, 11:10:22 PM Soulja Boy endorses Braid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nebKYFxXrLY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on September 17, 2008, 06:56:43 AM :pedobear:
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/238308.html The part where it is all excited when the little one shows up is perfect. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 17, 2008, 08:24:53 AM :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on September 17, 2008, 02:28:45 PM That was :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on September 18, 2008, 12:05:29 PM Accidentally just found Unforgivable (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw). Through a t-shirt store that evidently only sells internet meme shirts. :oh_i_see:
(http://www.districtlines.com/designs/1879/browse_sandwichblack.jpg) It's pretty useless, but the shirts are funny. How can they have so many shirts? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on September 23, 2008, 10:31:42 AM http://www.spike.com/video/animal-love/2898044
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 23, 2008, 12:13:45 PM You know, that claims to be educational. So why do I feel stupider for having seen it?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on September 23, 2008, 06:22:48 PM You know, that claims to be educational. So why do I feel stupider for having seen it? You learned your lesson well. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 25, 2008, 12:12:34 PM http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=349ffa2b
Safe for work. Porn. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 25, 2008, 12:15:12 PM That was awesome. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on September 25, 2008, 03:20:26 PM Pattern of global air-travel in a 24 hour window (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XBwjQsOEeg)
Interesting to see where everyone's flying around. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on September 26, 2008, 02:16:56 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPl0EJ41Wak
Ricky Gervais is a funny man. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on September 26, 2008, 04:56:06 AM Someone just keeps pooping in the pool!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px9A8ZB0HMA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: photek on September 26, 2008, 06:36:24 AM Prolly NSFW!!
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Diesel-SFW-XXX-577249.html I don't know what to say. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 26, 2008, 06:44:51 AM Prolly NSFW!! Dup of this post:http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Diesel-SFW-XXX-577249.html I don't know what to say. http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=6536.msg517894#msg517894 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 26, 2008, 06:54:02 AM You don't click on many links, do you?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: photek on September 26, 2008, 07:17:44 AM You don't click on many links, do you? Busted. Whenever I find something funny, I just share it unless its really old. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 27, 2008, 01:02:32 AM The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XFR-8NVjw-k)
I had never seen this before. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on September 27, 2008, 01:09:26 AM The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XFR-8NVjw-k) I had never seen this before. LSD is a helluva drug. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on September 27, 2008, 01:38:34 AM Slide Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXnxmlEkY0&eurl=http://failblog.org/2008/09/23/slide-fail-2/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on September 27, 2008, 07:15:10 AM Backyard Experiment goes horribly wrong (http://www.videosift.com/video/Backyard-Experiment-Goes-Wrong)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on September 27, 2008, 05:39:35 PM http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Big_Fat_Brain/You_Suck_at_Photoshop__Season_1/YouSuckatPhotoshop1_398.aspx
Awesome photoshop tutorials. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on September 27, 2008, 09:17:57 PM Death Star over San Fransisco (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfqDVP_0O0c)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 28, 2008, 12:47:26 AM :roll:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 28, 2008, 08:33:03 AM http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Big_Fat_Brain/You_Suck_at_Photoshop__Season_1/YouSuckatPhotoshop1_398.aspx I beat you to it. By a couple months.Awesome photoshop tutorials. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 28, 2008, 12:57:56 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPl0EJ41Wak "I don’t think that is the original Emmy, I think that’s a shoddy remake" :grin:Ricky Gervais is a funny man. ObVid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR5mZqeDNtg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on September 28, 2008, 05:49:28 PM http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Big_Fat_Brain/You_Suck_at_Photoshop__Season_1/YouSuckatPhotoshop1_398.aspx I beat you to it. By a couple months.Awesome photoshop tutorials. I probably found it here. Shrug, I'm sure someone missed it before. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on September 28, 2008, 10:01:13 PM :roll: (http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/road4.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 30, 2008, 11:16:43 AM Badly-Named Board Game (http://www.retrothing.com/2008/09/ball-buster---u.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on October 01, 2008, 07:55:16 AM Why this cracks me up, I don't know (need sound turned on): THX Lemur (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSUlCfRcSGk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on October 01, 2008, 08:23:51 AM Badly-Named Board Game (http://www.retrothing.com/2008/09/ball-buster---u.html) I think that woman was enjoying that a little too much. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 01, 2008, 09:07:37 AM Why this cracks me up, I don't know (need sound turned on): THX Lemur (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSUlCfRcSGk) Because it... is... AWESOME! :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on October 02, 2008, 07:29:46 AM I think I posted this here before, but considering the recent events of the last few weeks, I thought it was appropriate:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3891535120990840079&ei=7dnkSJv-D5CQqQKVysGYAQ&q=illuminati&hl=en Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on October 03, 2008, 01:17:52 AM Jack Rebney commercial outtakes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLJhKPrPFcM Kind of like the old Alex Trebek video I heard a long time ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU2w72KAkQQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on October 04, 2008, 04:25:16 AM RACHEL RAY corn PORN! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/02/rachael-rays-corn-porn-vi_n_131335.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on October 04, 2008, 10:29:24 AM Superman at the church (http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-Liven-Up-a-Crowd-At-Church-41668517)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on October 06, 2008, 03:26:26 AM RACHEL RAY corn PORN! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/02/rachael-rays-corn-porn-vi_n_131335.html) I now know she's one of those girls that thinks EVERYTHING IS MAGIC. Fuck, I hate that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on October 07, 2008, 07:50:01 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ
Internet over. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 07, 2008, 07:57:00 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ Internet over. Pipe....wrench....fight.... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 07, 2008, 08:58:50 AM Band montage!
That was great. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on October 07, 2008, 09:04:11 AM Fun at LHR.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXDqs7-KWGk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXDqs7-KWGk) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 07, 2008, 09:18:28 AM (http://www.filedump.net/dumped/roofsurfin1223396635.gif)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on October 07, 2008, 09:35:29 AM Needs cardboard wings imo.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on October 07, 2008, 09:39:11 AM What is he holding in his left hand?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 07, 2008, 10:17:27 AM Fun at LHR. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXDqs7-KWGk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXDqs7-KWGk) College friends of mine and I did similar stunts at an aiport, having long dead famous people being paged. From Maxwell Plank to Apollonius of Perga. We did it for hours. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on October 07, 2008, 10:17:51 AM The awesome thing about that roof surfing stunt is: what if it had "worked" and he'd stayed on the board? He'd probably have broken his neck instead of bruising his tailbone.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on October 07, 2008, 04:04:08 PM The awesome thing about that roof surfing stunt is: what if it had "worked" and he'd stayed on the board? He'd probably have broken his neck instead of bruising his tailbone. And his junk? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 07, 2008, 04:52:43 PM The awesome thing about that roof surfing stunt is: what if it had "worked" and he'd stayed on the board? He'd probably have broken his neck instead of bruising his tailbone. And his junk? Acceptable darwinian losses. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on October 07, 2008, 04:54:39 PM The Dark Knight Trailer - Toy Story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QFWBFIEuig)
:why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on October 07, 2008, 05:01:34 PM The Dark Knight Trailer - Toy Story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QFWBFIEuig) That was fantastic.:why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 08, 2008, 08:17:16 AM Cats are jerks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gknp-8ltmE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 08, 2008, 08:23:19 AM Cats are jerks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gknp-8ltmE) there's a reason I have to close the bedroom door every night. else we'd be up by 4 am every day. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on October 08, 2008, 10:12:51 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ Internet over. Fucking win. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on October 09, 2008, 09:47:24 AM http://pgporn.tv/ (http://pgporn.tv/)
I'll be in my bunk. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on October 09, 2008, 03:25:42 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ Fuckkkk I just found that too.Internet over. Piiiiiiiiipeeeeeeeeee Wrreeeeeeeeench fiiiiiiiiight! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: squirrel on October 09, 2008, 04:36:15 PM Band montage! That was great. Everything's drawn super 80's! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on October 10, 2008, 03:33:20 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ Internet over. That was worth the wait. Thought I'd been rickrolled at first. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on October 10, 2008, 03:36:04 AM The Dark Knight Trailer - Toy Story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QFWBFIEuig) That was fantastic.:why_so_serious: Oh God, it hurts to laugh. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on October 11, 2008, 02:46:07 PM Little Bill O'Reilly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0298mCqdBOw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on October 11, 2008, 09:33:49 PM Dork's Revenge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw8ySfsqnwo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on October 11, 2008, 10:53:45 PM I think I posted this here before, but considering the recent events of the last few weeks, I thought it was appropriate: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3891535120990840079&ei=7dnkSJv-D5CQqQKVysGYAQ&q=illuminati&hl=en Thats so extreme it melted my tin foil hat to my head. That is the most complex conspiracy theory i have ever been witness to. Complete rubbish, however still very entertaining. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on October 12, 2008, 07:01:40 AM I'm still waiting for a good debunking on a couple of thing :
Bilderberg The two interview where Bush and Kerry say they are in a secret society Most political leaders are aristocrat Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 13, 2008, 10:58:09 AM Has this one been posted here yet?
http://www.break.com/index/clumsy-best-man-knocks-bride-into-pool.html That was an awesome headbutt, too - I bet the vicar sang soprano afterwards. :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on October 13, 2008, 11:02:30 AM Has this one been posted here yet? http://www.break.com/index/clumsy-best-man-knocks-bride-into-pool.html That was an awesome headbutt, too - I bet the vicar sang soprano afterwards. :grin: When will people learn to minimize important day risks, no weddings near open water, no steps or platforms.....come on people these are basic things. Still laughing though, unfortunate for the bride, I hope she has a good sense of humor otherwise this is gonna stain their marriage forever. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 13, 2008, 07:09:51 PM Has this one been posted here yet? http://www.break.com/index/clumsy-best-man-knocks-bride-into-pool.html That was an awesome headbutt, too - I bet the vicar sang soprano afterwards. :grin: When will people learn to minimize important day risks, no weddings near open water, no steps or platforms.....come on people these are basic things. Still laughing though, unfortunate for the bride, I hope she has a good sense of humor otherwise this is gonna stain their marriage forever. She looked devastated, a smart groom would have manned up and jumped in the water then ordered all the rest of the wedding party in as well to finish the ceremony in the water, would have saved her some face and maybe a smile. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on October 14, 2008, 03:56:28 PM What the computer is for.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/6288/my-name-is-earl-catalina-addresses-her-fans#s-p1-st-i1 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on October 15, 2008, 01:23:57 AM Has this one been posted here yet? http://www.break.com/index/clumsy-best-man-knocks-bride-into-pool.html That was an awesome headbutt, too - I bet the vicar sang soprano afterwards. :grin: I dunno, looks set up to me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 15, 2008, 08:51:09 AM Lonely Planet visits a cocaine factory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UclSEhNdUK8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 15, 2008, 09:18:12 AM What the computer is for. http://www.hulu.com/watch/6288/my-name-is-earl-catalina-addresses-her-fans#s-p1-st-i1 Yes. Yes. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 16, 2008, 11:04:05 AM Just your average news report... (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/135694/kill_the_reporter/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 16, 2008, 12:13:28 PM and now for something completely random (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mc-3mXrNaE) Slightly nsfw due to one word
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on October 16, 2008, 01:50:20 PM Sarah Palin the Rock Opera (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6gOu3F5sng). Not really a vid, but the husband of a coworker made it, so /shrug.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on October 17, 2008, 05:28:26 AM Ummm... eww.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE Description: An Indonesian man who suffers from a rare disease which causes tree-like growths all over his body is seeking help from American medics Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on October 17, 2008, 11:28:05 AM There are two discovery channel specials about that guy.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on October 17, 2008, 01:43:01 PM Literal version of Head Over Heals by Tears for Fears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0TYun-Nq1Q)
Same guy as the A-Ha one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on October 18, 2008, 12:34:42 PM Ummm... eww. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE Description: An Indonesian man who suffers from a rare disease which causes tree-like growths all over his body is seeking help from American medics Weird. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on October 18, 2008, 12:35:43 PM We might need an awesome video thread - robocop_vs_terminator_vs_predator (http://www.filmroster.com/video/robocop_vs_terminator_vs_predator)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on October 18, 2008, 10:57:49 PM Symphonic Rendition of Gerudo Valley from Ocarina of Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXFaBkIe0fQ&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on October 19, 2008, 09:46:44 PM Jukebox Hero rocking out (http://video.yahoo.com/watch/3514788/9755306)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 19, 2008, 09:58:29 PM Video not available
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on October 20, 2008, 08:31:19 AM Jukebox Hero rocking out (http://video.yahoo.com/watch/3514788/9755306) Heh. That was cute. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 22, 2008, 03:00:13 PM It's not a van, it's a clown car! (http://failblog.org/2008/10/22/clown-car-fail/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on October 22, 2008, 03:37:26 PM Hilarious ;D
Reminds me of Killer Clowns from Outer Space ....but actually, even more unreal Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 22, 2008, 07:48:31 PM Pedo Bear's television debut? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcgzKrDYc1M)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on October 23, 2008, 06:55:48 AM Bungle could kick Pedobear's ass.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on October 24, 2008, 06:23:34 PM Wasssup, 2008.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8Uc5BFogE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8Uc5BFogE) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 24, 2008, 10:02:01 PM 7 minutes of HD video of underwater life in the Galapagos. (http://vimeo.com/1935228?pg=embed&sec=1935228&hd=1) Run it in HD mode with the lights down. It doesn't dissapoint.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on October 24, 2008, 11:06:50 PM 7 minutes of HD video of underwater life in the Galapagos. (http://vimeo.com/1935228?pg=embed&sec=1935228&hd=1) Run it in HD mode with the lights down. It doesn't dissapoint. Have you seen 'Encounters at the End of the World'? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1093824/ It has some amazing cinematography from Antarctica, and it's funny and entertaining and provocative too. Edit: Catch it on the 'big screen' if you can. I saw it at the film festival here a few months back and it was great. Everyone I recommended it to who went to the second session really enjoyed it too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on October 25, 2008, 06:40:25 AM Wasssup, 2008. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8Uc5BFogE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8Uc5BFogE) It's a great video but the partisan ending ruined it for me (even thought I'm for Obama). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on October 25, 2008, 09:31:37 AM It's a great video but the partisan ending ruined it for me (even thought I'm for Obama). That killed it for me too. I was laughing and then WHAM! Burn out. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on October 25, 2008, 01:11:17 PM Er, the entire thing is "partisan" from the first audio.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on October 26, 2008, 01:11:18 PM The taser wall... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tJF3qBWyUk&eurl=http://www.cracked.com/article_16710_non-lethal-weapons-thatll-make-you-wish-you-were-dead.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on October 26, 2008, 01:21:11 PM That movie really needed someone trying to break through :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on October 26, 2008, 01:36:57 PM Find me a blind and deft man and I will give you someone willing to try a breakthrough.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on October 26, 2008, 02:20:31 PM I'm sure it would hurt like hell, but I can't see it being very effective at actually stopping people from getting past unless it kills them. This isn't a video game where when you touch the thing that hurts you it knocks you back, just run into the damn thing and you'll make it past, albeit a little worse for wear.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 27, 2008, 01:03:11 PM Chimpanzee on a Segway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFv8CAniYQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on October 27, 2008, 04:24:32 PM I, for one, welcome our new chimpanzee overlords.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 28, 2008, 09:46:52 AM Chimpanzee on a Segway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFv8CAniYQ) I didn't know George Bush spoke Japanese. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 28, 2008, 10:45:47 AM Chimpanzee on a Segway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFv8CAniYQ) I didn't know George Bush spoke Japanese. No, the difference between the chimp and bush is that the monkey can ride it without failling off. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on October 28, 2008, 11:29:34 AM Chimpanzee on a Segway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFv8CAniYQ) Personally, I liked this version better: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9Gm-aRe5A Catchy tune! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 28, 2008, 02:56:21 PM Japanese people are Japenese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y47OKo2qP-o&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on October 28, 2008, 04:01:52 PM Japanese people are Japenese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y47OKo2qP-o&feature=related) Wat? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on October 28, 2008, 05:59:18 PM Japanese people are Japenese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y47OKo2qP-o&feature=related) Speechless. :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 28, 2008, 07:51:51 PM You guys never seen an innocent looking Japanese girl finger her box before?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 29, 2008, 09:40:48 AM Not without paying for it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 29, 2008, 02:01:20 PM It's KEWPIE!!!!! (http://www.buildup.com/pq/)
Click on the products to watch a video about them. DO NOT WATCH WHILE STONED OR DRUNK. You may be incited to commit violence against Japanese people afterwards. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on October 29, 2008, 02:15:56 PM Man gives gun to a child at an Iraqi wedding.....
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4gL2VOyzKSo&feature=related Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Votan on November 02, 2008, 10:11:25 PM Little Bill O'Reilly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0298mCqdBOw&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK631vOJ9LY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: WindupAtheist on November 02, 2008, 11:25:14 PM It's KEWPIE!!!!! (http://www.buildup.com/pq/) Click on the products to watch a video about them. DO NOT WATCH WHILE STONED OR DRUNK. You may be incited to commit violence against Japanese people afterwards. These videos are scary as fuck. EDIT: I mean I watched like four of them and they were uniformly horrifying. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on November 06, 2008, 12:20:41 AM It's KEWPIE!!!!! (http://www.buildup.com/pq/) Click on the products to watch a video about them. DO NOT WATCH WHILE STONED OR DRUNK. You may be incited to commit violence against Japanese people afterwards. These videos are scary as fuck. EDIT: I mean I watched like four of them and they were uniformly horrifying. I can think of a few people to give the shit-head one to. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on November 06, 2008, 09:07:29 AM Squeeky the ranch
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on November 06, 2008, 03:21:36 PM Squeeky the ranch That's awesome. I'll defiantly raze some pigs if I can ever retire on a farm. Top 5 smartest animal on hearth. Too bad for them they taste so damn good. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on November 07, 2008, 08:28:55 AM Beard Slap (http://www.linkbitch.org/goto.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dc-7U7rjBi_Q&urlid=14618) NSFW
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on November 07, 2008, 07:33:01 PM John Williams fans check here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4).
All kinds of awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on November 07, 2008, 07:37:14 PM The People's Mario (http://www.88by31.com/flashman/thepeoplesmario.swf)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on November 08, 2008, 05:22:07 AM The People's Mario (http://www.88by31.com/flashman/thepeoplesmario.swf) You lose the thread because it's named useless video. This is awesome. :drill: :drill: :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 08, 2008, 09:50:34 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mysp9FeOfd8&NR=1
:drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on November 10, 2008, 09:38:46 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv5MvIyFvCg
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Slayerik on November 11, 2008, 01:34:35 PM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890164
FRENCH GIRL Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on November 11, 2008, 01:59:57 PM Some amazing pool shots. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1737561)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on November 11, 2008, 04:04:30 PM Hampster on a piano (eating popcorn) (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=tRzTfgds0UI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Slayerik on November 11, 2008, 09:35:14 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I
Eagles owning goats. Awesome, for realz. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 11, 2008, 09:58:23 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I Eagles owning goats. Awesome, for realz. Fuck, I thought spiders were scary. :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 11, 2008, 11:10:53 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I Eagles owning goats. Awesome, for realz. Wow, that was awsome to see again. If you're curious, this is from the show El Hombre y La Tierra, by naturalist Felix Rodrigez de la Fuente (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0735617/bio). Another great piece of footage filmed by him was a play-by-play chase of an Iberian wild goat by a wolf pack. Unfortunately, very hard to find on the internet due to copyright issues. He probably single handedly prevented the extinction of the European wolf from the Iberian peninsula. He devoted most of his life to conservancy, and produced and directed the above show, which aired on Spanish speaking television for most of the 70s and 80s. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on November 11, 2008, 11:18:18 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I Griefer! :ye_gods:Eagles owning goats. Awesome, for realz. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 12, 2008, 06:19:09 PM haha WOW.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 14, 2008, 01:32:17 PM Senior adult choir hip hop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1kjkUAA9VM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on November 15, 2008, 07:53:52 AM First I tough it was going to be :drill:, then they actually tried to rap and it was :ye_gods:.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on November 15, 2008, 08:57:02 AM Roller coaster fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpwdsgmVFiQ&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 15, 2008, 10:34:57 AM G-speak (http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2229299&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on November 15, 2008, 10:39:14 AM G-speak (http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2229299&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1) I was just coming to post that. That is so effing awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on November 16, 2008, 02:36:51 PM Behold! The next revolution in exercise equipment.
The treadmill you can use on the road (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuwEq98ByM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on November 16, 2008, 09:17:48 PM Awesome! Now I can do my workout outside!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 16, 2008, 10:37:42 PM I just found the best video ever oh god agree with me
here (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on November 16, 2008, 11:02:18 PM OMG That's fucking terrible. I drink 3 yr old scotch though. I lol'd.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on November 16, 2008, 11:12:58 PM I just found the best video ever oh god agree with me here (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee) This is possibly the funniest thing the internet has ever produced. Where have you been all my life? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on November 17, 2008, 04:41:16 AM Albino black sheep :heart:
Those 2 are the best of the site - no contest : http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/boy (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/boy) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunnyhunter (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunnyhunter) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 17, 2008, 06:47:09 AM How did you miss gonads and strife? It's been around for a loong time.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on November 17, 2008, 08:32:51 AM How did you miss gonads and strife? It's been around for a loong time. I forget the last time I saw that. Years ago, certainly. Still awesome, though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 17, 2008, 10:45:26 AM Guys. I saw that video years ago.
Do you all really think I somehow MISSED something on the internet? Sarchasm warning next time maybe? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on November 17, 2008, 11:46:36 AM Wasn't green so I took it at face value. /shrug
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on November 17, 2008, 01:05:00 PM ............................................________
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Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 17, 2008, 07:22:50 PM oh man oh man i was wrong
this one is funnier (http://dagobah.biz/flash/endofworld.swf) the internet is amazing Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on November 17, 2008, 07:31:45 PM I bought the Threebrain cds. They were promptly stolen by my girlfriend. I need to buy them again.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on November 18, 2008, 08:01:31 AM oh man oh man i was wrong this one is funnier (http://dagobah.biz/flash/endofworld.swf) the internet is amazing This time the sarcasm is obvious. Last time? Not so much. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 18, 2008, 09:24:29 AM Lego Safe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjWt4O4bSjQ) complete with motion sensor, automatic door, 5 number combo lock.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on November 18, 2008, 12:16:03 PM It makes my taco pop! :pedobear: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBhI9p8WkHI)
Really, didn't anyone think that a developmentally stunted 16 year old reading that line would be a bit creepy? Apologies if this has been posted before, I haven't been keeping up. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on November 18, 2008, 06:27:09 PM http://wimp.com/insanedog/
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on November 18, 2008, 07:04:04 PM G-speak (http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2229299&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1) I was just coming to post that. That is so effing awesome. Yes, very badass. I e-mailed the link to a friend. Here's what he had to say: "Man o man... I can't wait for Minority Report style computing to hit mainstream. I want interactive porn where all I have to do is wave my dong in front of the screen. Yisss." Porn is the mother of innovation. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on November 18, 2008, 09:12:28 PM Awesome driving video:
http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0 I totally want to do this .. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on November 19, 2008, 05:47:28 AM Awesome driving video: http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0 I totally want to do this .. /testosterone Kick ass. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on November 19, 2008, 08:44:26 AM Awesome driving video: http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0 I totally want to do this .. Wow... the man can drive. I'm going to guess that little video cost a mint in rubber. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 19, 2008, 03:51:43 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB2KBnfiyLU
Bestest Video Ever! :grin: Kind of a shame a lot got cut, but it was fun to make (or at least watch being made). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on November 19, 2008, 08:33:59 PM Awesome driving video: http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0 I totally want to do this .. Meh, Gymkata is so 80's. (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/Abagadro/MV5BNTc2NzAwOTM2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTc.jpg) Wait, wut? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on November 19, 2008, 11:04:05 PM Oh man... Gymkata.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Slayerik on November 20, 2008, 06:46:08 AM http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iAMwholkV-A
That's one way to end a pursuit. Warning: Brain Matter Explosion Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 20, 2008, 07:17:07 AM Er, not really into snuff films
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Slayerik on November 20, 2008, 09:09:41 AM Sorry updated the post with warning. Interesting in the thermal night vision, though maybe I'm just a sick fuck
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 20, 2008, 01:18:32 PM World leaders refuse to shake Bush's hand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO_yB8MI_4E :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 20, 2008, 02:32:19 PM As you may have noticed, the summit was in the US, so Bush had pretty much shaken all their hands already. It did make him look pretty foolish.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 20, 2008, 02:55:13 PM Rick Sanchez actually said COOTIES? WTF?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ragnoros on November 21, 2008, 03:54:08 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzTXxZ3sNUI
EDIT: Never mind. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on November 21, 2008, 06:24:27 PM Isn't that how everyone thinks all the time?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 23, 2008, 10:02:21 AM GH4 Fire & Flames done on the drums (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a497Hom8Gg)
Youtube Choose your own adventure: The Time Machine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8rJ1WML60Y) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 23, 2008, 01:45:36 PM That Dragonforce was just retarded....retardedly awesome! :drill:
I hope the guy has a real use for those skills. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 23, 2008, 05:05:26 PM A group of older women finally learn the pressures of manhood. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5VhYAW9DAg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on November 24, 2008, 02:46:41 PM A group of older women finally learn the pressures of manhood. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5VhYAW9DAg) Truly, a gem of uselessness. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on November 24, 2008, 05:59:12 PM Mori-no Ando (http://www.openart.jp/podcast/mov/126morinoando.m4v) (a Quicktime movie)
(http://www.openart.jp/podcast/image/126morinoando.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 24, 2008, 10:25:55 PM And now for something extremely random, and coincidentally Japanese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKgKZfhKrgU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 24, 2008, 10:54:44 PM The Hard Gay closer there is amazing, Engels.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 25, 2008, 12:24:53 PM Pretty good TF2 video. Well, that is to say it's a video using the TF2 engine and stuff - it's not a match recording or anything like that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn9970dxQ2g
Music's pretty good, too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on November 25, 2008, 12:47:05 PM G-speak (http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2229299&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1) Oooooh wow. So 20 years from now it might be in my living room? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on November 25, 2008, 05:34:45 PM I love it when monkeys dress up like humans! (http://www.realitybbqforums.com/images/smilies/lmaosmiley.gif)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on November 27, 2008, 09:59:32 AM CLOUD NARWALS GOD DAMN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6kNxf6axY4)
and The more you know. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPlkFPowCc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on November 27, 2008, 01:54:29 PM WHEN THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpC7olXbhCQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on November 27, 2008, 06:06:24 PM WHEN THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpC7olXbhCQ) I wish I believed in Jesus too, then I would have super powers, right? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 30, 2008, 08:38:07 AM The angry unpaid hooker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iukv9Pt9mC8). NSFW for language
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on November 30, 2008, 12:53:48 PM Stop motion dice video (http://noquedanblogs.com/?p=3032)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on December 01, 2008, 04:47:27 PM Mario Kart Love Song (Original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBpQVhCMb8&eurl" target="_blank)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 02, 2008, 07:58:28 AM Surfing for Seniors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmGQXv8i6Xs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 02, 2008, 11:35:05 AM Mario Kart Love Song (Original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBpQVhCMb8&eurl" target="_blank) I usually hate kitchsy video game music, but that guy's good. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on December 02, 2008, 06:39:00 PM Coming to
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on December 02, 2008, 09:37:07 PM Coming to A ha! :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Riggswolfe on December 03, 2008, 06:37:40 AM I didn't put it into politics because I don't think it'll spur any political debate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yJBsjatW0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yJBsjatW0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 03, 2008, 06:40:21 AM I didn't put it into politics because I don't think it'll spur any political debate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yJBsjatW0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yJBsjatW0) Then I'm merging it into Useless videos. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rendakor on December 04, 2008, 11:48:37 AM Mario Kart IRL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 06, 2008, 03:16:39 AM Stop Carlos Mencia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyaNq_hERlU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 06, 2008, 08:41:01 AM The gayest trike/bike thing you have ever seen, guaranteed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aapluNKj4P0).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on December 06, 2008, 08:55:17 AM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 06, 2008, 08:56:01 AM A simple woodworking project, a self-balancing wine bottle holder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKIuczXLgTY).
It seems pretty cool, if you are handy and have some spare hardwood lying around, this is the perfect inexpensive gift. I'm going to make one myself to try it out. It will actually balance if the bottle is full or empty based on how far you push the neck of the bottle in through the wood. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 06, 2008, 11:31:27 AM Forging a pattern welded sword (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62iHEaE8uzI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on December 06, 2008, 03:56:23 PM Forging a pattern welded sword (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62iHEaE8uzI) You can't name your sword until you kill someone with it.That's like naming your junk when you are a virgin. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 06, 2008, 04:14:57 PM Nonsense, I was calling my sword 'Dr. Watson' before I lay with any maiden.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 06, 2008, 08:16:37 PM The gayest trike/bike thing you have ever seen, guaranteed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aapluNKj4P0). There was this huge muscle-head who used to ride one of these past my school regularly last year without a shirt on. It was horrifying. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on December 07, 2008, 06:51:36 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y
Long (over 5 minutes) but the ending is worth it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 07, 2008, 07:16:55 AM Wow, there isn't a single likable person in that entire video.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on December 07, 2008, 02:38:00 PM Wow, that had to have been a joke. There's no way a judge would have tolerated that and why the hell is he driving when admitting guilt in wreckless driving?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on December 07, 2008, 03:27:32 PM I don't see what's so wrong with driving without wrecks :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on December 08, 2008, 06:09:31 AM Beautiful animated short movie (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e3_1228084617).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on December 08, 2008, 07:04:36 AM Beautiful animated short movie (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e3_1228084617). Amazing. Thanks for that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Slayerik on December 08, 2008, 12:43:12 PM http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
Jizz in my Pants Its no 'dick in a box' but i got a grin out of it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on December 08, 2008, 02:45:52 PM http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 Jizz in my Pants Its no 'dick in a box' but i got a grin out of it. The Lonely Island crew is the best thing to happen to SNL since Phil Hartman. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 08, 2008, 05:26:48 PM I have mixed feelings about this. Is he ducking because he's genuinely scared, or is the panty peek just too good to miss out on? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFMO8_l_MT8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 08, 2008, 08:20:02 PM I'd be afraid of the toe on their boots coming around the gloves and getting me in the damn eye...
There a point to that one? Not enough bewbies. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 08, 2008, 09:19:53 PM There a point to that one? Not enough bewbies. see thread title. I was unable to find the roundhouse boob attack video. Sorry, if recurring panty shots don't do it for you :P Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on December 09, 2008, 08:07:51 AM http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80437303/
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on December 09, 2008, 08:24:56 AM Coming to A ha! :awesome_for_real: Funniest thing I've seen all week! A ha! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on December 09, 2008, 12:39:13 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QHslHpK4-Q
Nunchuck pingpong Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nonentity on December 10, 2008, 02:59:28 PM http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 Jizz in my Pants Its no 'dick in a box' but i got a grin out of it. This. I just wanted to point out that the widescreen HD versions of these vids that Youtube is doing now are really nice. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on December 10, 2008, 10:53:11 PM I've solved the world's hunger problem with the amount of cheese in this video:
http://chrisdaneowens.com/video/shine_flash.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on December 10, 2008, 10:54:14 PM A truly useless and odd video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=306MUlh054Y)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 10, 2008, 11:10:58 PM I've solved the world's hunger problem with the amount of cheese in this video: http://chrisdaneowens.com/video/shine_flash.html I went to this ass-clown's website and Schild punched me. Really, really hard. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 10, 2008, 11:11:30 PM You're both bastards.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 10, 2008, 11:18:00 PM HAH. SHOWS YOU.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 10, 2008, 11:18:48 PM Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ you madman! What the fuck have you done to me?!?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 10, 2008, 11:19:03 PM Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine on me.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on December 10, 2008, 11:21:04 PM I had a day dream just like that at work. Probly a blessing in disguise.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Megrim on December 11, 2008, 12:46:41 AM Awesome driving video: http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0 I totally want to do this .. You guys are aware of this (http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ6ehF7KmKc), right? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on December 11, 2008, 05:05:58 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QHslHpK4-Q Nunchuck pingpong Pretty amazing. Is that actually Bruce Lee? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on December 11, 2008, 05:29:35 AM Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ you madman! What the fuck have you done to me?!? I missed something here.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on December 11, 2008, 06:35:03 AM I've solved the world's hunger problem with the amount of cheese in this video: http://chrisdaneowens.com/video/shine_flash.html :ye_gods: And ROFLMAO @ Quote Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ you madman! What the fuck have you done to me?!? Mean and fucking hilarious all at once. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 11, 2008, 08:45:15 AM I've solved the world's hunger problem with the amount of cheese in this video: http://chrisdaneowens.com/video/shine_flash.html Why the fuck is Doctor Doom getting his ass kicked by a blonde Prince with bleached skin? WHAT THE FUCK? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on December 11, 2008, 10:17:05 AM You guys are aware of this (http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ6ehF7KmKc), right? That's totally a Project Gotham Racing course. Cool, if a little long. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on December 11, 2008, 11:58:27 AM Gentlemen, behold! The most anime anime that ever animed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6e6SW_hct8
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 11, 2008, 12:15:48 PM Gentlemen, behold! The most anime anime that ever animed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6e6SW_hct8 Holy shit!Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on December 11, 2008, 12:19:52 PM Gentlemen, behold! The most anime anime that ever animed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6e6SW_hct8 Ya... that's about right. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 11, 2008, 01:30:50 PM Holy fuck... Hard Gay made an ANIME? :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on December 11, 2008, 11:53:54 PM You guys are aware of this (http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ6ehF7KmKc), right? That's totally a Project Gotham Racing course. Cool, if a little long. The audio and video are spliced together from 2 different sessions, but other than that, it's cool. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on December 12, 2008, 02:16:10 AM This is horrid...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=d9YWenl3VnQ (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=d9YWenl3VnQ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on December 12, 2008, 12:01:16 PM My Fiancee is Czech, so here's some Czech videos I've found that I found amusing:
Jozin z Bazin disco style: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8nm4rBJqw0 and normal, if you haven't seen it before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV2NpPqIHnw I probably posted this before, but I love it so here it is again MRAZIK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4GX2yki0yg And finally, Dyzaboys, gotta love the Czech Synthpop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stvSb44I_Ro Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on December 12, 2008, 01:42:59 PM I think I'm the only person on the internet who thinks anime is dumb.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on December 12, 2008, 02:08:07 PM Anime is the dumbest thing on God's green earth. Fuck everyone who thinks Princess Mononoke is a good film.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 12, 2008, 05:09:18 PM My Fiancee is Czech, so here's some Czech videos I've found that I found amusing: stuff She better be damn hot for you to put up with that kind of stuff....scares me enough to almost never want to go to Prague. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on December 12, 2008, 09:53:08 PM I might have a couple doubles... The internet gods smiled upon me tonight...
http://www.cracked.com/video_16786_how-not-get-kiss.html (http://www.cracked.com/video_16786_how-not-get-kiss.html) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on December 12, 2008, 09:55:08 PM http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KlceEsEgtXE (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KlceEsEgtXE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 13, 2008, 04:39:17 PM http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=KXWEM4gZhg4
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on December 13, 2008, 09:16:20 PM Yeah, Hat, yeah! You'll never live like common people!
On another note... here's something random. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amnpKeRivMI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on December 13, 2008, 10:16:48 PM Yeah, Hat, yeah! You'll never live like common people! On another note... here's something random. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amnpKeRivMI For relaxing times, make it Santori times. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on December 14, 2008, 04:10:47 PM Real bears playing Hockey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nah3nMStXV4&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on December 15, 2008, 07:30:16 AM Everyone familiar with Machadaynu? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwyuB8QKzBI
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on December 15, 2008, 08:03:18 AM She better be damn hot for you to put up with that kind of stuff....scares me enough to almost never want to go to Prague. :awesome_for_real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFRabraZcQc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 15, 2008, 08:38:17 AM I probably posted this before, but I love it so here it is again My Czech friend says about this particular clip:MRAZIK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4GX2yki0yg The second link is actually very funny - except, of course, you need to know the background. It's a clip from a Russian fairy tale which was force fed down our throats traditionally each year on Christmas during the communist times. The way how they mocked it up in the clip on YouTube is hilarious!" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on December 15, 2008, 08:46:43 AM The second link is actually very funny - except, of course, you need to know the background. It's a clip from a Russian fairy tale which was force fed down our throats traditionally each year on Christmas during the communist times. The way how they mocked it up in the clip on YouTube is hilarious!" Yep, the fiancee's family watches it every year. It's pretty much a tradition of being amused at the Russian fairy tale every year, even now that the Czech republic is no longer really associated with Russia. It's a fantastic country though.. I absolutely LOVE Prague. Mrazik sort of reminds me of the German tradition of watching "Dinner for One" every New Years: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1v4BYV-YvA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 15, 2008, 09:12:25 AM Come to Australia! (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=eNEeq5qGh8I) (where everything wants to fucking kill you).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on December 15, 2008, 11:54:39 AM I probably posted this before, but I love it so here it is again My Czech friend says about this particular clip:MRAZIK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4GX2yki0yg The second link is actually very funny - except, of course, you need to know the background. It's a clip from a Russian fairy tale which was force fed down our throats traditionally each year on Christmas during the communist times. The way how they mocked it up in the clip on YouTube is hilarious!" This is also one of the greatest MST3Ks ever. It's called Jack Frost in that particular episode. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 15, 2008, 02:53:16 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ffUOTiS2Ao
Kanye turns away from the mic to breathe. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 15, 2008, 05:28:56 PM What a tool.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 17, 2008, 07:16:15 AM Who needs google calendar, when you could just carry this around! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrfMFhrgOFc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 17, 2008, 08:11:03 AM Woah, they finally reproduced it?! Sweet! Last I heard they took some really cool xrays and finally discovered what some of the stuff did (along with the instruction manual top/case thing)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on December 17, 2008, 11:25:12 AM That thing is beautiful.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 18, 2008, 08:59:32 AM Snow in vegas today (http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-164807).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on December 18, 2008, 12:56:08 PM Snow in vegas today (http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-164807). End of times. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on December 18, 2008, 01:10:48 PM http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WtvYUY9TMIc (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WtvYUY9TMIc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 18, 2008, 01:12:44 PM Damn you not describing your videos. You tricked me into clicking on that horrible, horrible video.
Edit: OK, it wasn't a horrible video, at least from a production standpoint; the cuts were on and it wasn't FF7 done to queen's "who wants to live forever", but it's still a fucking anime music video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on December 18, 2008, 02:08:55 PM Oh, you Americans who don't know how to drive in the winter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUgcFiLA0_o&eurl=http://www.tcomforums.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=249541). The results are funny though.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 18, 2008, 02:48:13 PM Oh, you Americans who don't know how to drive in the winter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUgcFiLA0_o&eurl=http://www.tcomforums.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=249541). The results are funny though. Please do not be generalizing to all Americans. These are my fellow Seattleites, who cannot drive for shit AT THE BEST OF TIMES. Someone from Alaska, Montana, Idaho, or just about any northern/mountain state can drive just fine. What you tend to get here in Seattle is a bunch of upper class Californian transplants in their SUVs who think their car is immune to the laws of physics. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on December 18, 2008, 03:03:45 PM I tried not to generalize. Guess I need to specify a bit more, but yeah, it's amusing to see people continue to spin their tires despite being on a decline covered with ice.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on December 18, 2008, 03:54:36 PM Cool water show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1v3umUEAXY&eurl=http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 18, 2008, 04:59:10 PM Cool water show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1v3umUEAXY&eurl=http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/) would be more impressive if there were 20 blokes up there peeing in concert to create the effect ;) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on December 18, 2008, 09:08:00 PM well not gonna sift through 92 pages to see if this has been posted before
very very dark claymation http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 18, 2008, 11:29:45 PM Morgan Freeman does Barenaked Ladies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTd6lYHoY-I)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 19, 2008, 10:27:26 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcn4p213Zg8 :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 19, 2008, 11:01:58 AM Goddamnit, those commercials are creepy as fuck. I keep expecting him to pop off someone's skull and munch on the brains.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on December 19, 2008, 12:34:26 PM Please do not be generalizing to all Americans. These are my fellow Seattleites, who cannot drive for shit AT THE BEST OF TIMES. Someone from Alaska, Montana, Idaho, or just about any northern/mountain state can drive just fine. What you tend to get here in Seattle is a bunch of upper class Californian transplants in their SUVs who think their car is immune to the laws of physics. Weird.. I know my geographical knowledge of the US isn't stellar, but isn't Seattle really far north? Why do they have such a hard time of it? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on December 19, 2008, 01:11:59 PM There are Canadian cities like that. The minute rain or snow touches the ground there's a subset of people who just can't wrap their brain around driving properly.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on December 19, 2008, 01:24:36 PM Oh, you Americans who don't know how to drive in the winter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUgcFiLA0_o&eurl=http://www.tcomforums.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=249541). The results are funny though. Please do not be generalizing to all Americans. These are my fellow Seattleites, who cannot drive for shit AT THE BEST OF TIMES. Someone from Alaska, Montana, Idaho, or just about any northern/mountain state can drive just fine. What you tend to get here in Seattle is a bunch of upper class Californian transplants in their SUVs who think their car is immune to the laws of physics. Please do not be generalizing to all Californians those people would be assholes no matter where they came from. :why_so_serious: But I must concur... in the 6 years I lived in Maine, I saw snow chains used only once, and that was on a cop car in a blizzard. Not "oh it is snowing hard", it was a straight up blizzard. You get just a trickle of snow and in California they mandate snow chains on all vehicles driving into the lake Tahoe area. Makes for some funny sights when you see people who are either too lazy or two dumb to take the chains off once they are out of the snow. I have seen cars on I-80 just outside of Sacramento (you know down in the valley where the snow falls not) with chains on driving down the freeway sending sparks shooting out all over. *edit* I spelled dumb incorrectly :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on December 19, 2008, 01:53:52 PM Weird.. I know my geographical knowledge of the US isn't stellar, but isn't Seattle really far north? Why do they have such a hard time of it? North but at sea level - I don't think it gets that much snow, it's mostly cloudy and rainy during the winter. (Latitude somewhere the same as London I believe). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on December 19, 2008, 05:17:38 PM We still need an awesome video thread : Princess Bride with a twist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWXcDZNgOWs&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 19, 2008, 06:14:34 PM Weird.. I know my geographical knowledge of the US isn't stellar, but isn't Seattle really far north? Why do they have such a hard time of it? North but at sea level - I don't think it gets that much snow, it's mostly cloudy and rainy during the winter. (Latitude somewhere the same as London I believe). Ya, that's pretty much it. Last time it snowed here this hard was 1997 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on December 19, 2008, 08:44:51 PM There are Canadian cities like that. The minute rain or snow touches the ground there's a subset of people who just can't wrap their brain around driving properly. Try it in atlanta, it snows maybe once a year and when that happens, even half an inch....it's total fucking anarchy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on December 19, 2008, 09:15:00 PM When I lived in LA, a light rain would make many people lose their minds and wreck. LA has the shittiest drivers I've ever seen. In fact, I avoid driving near any city over a hundred thousand people. Moron concentration gets WAY too high and lanes get far more numerous.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 21, 2008, 09:02:10 AM People freak out in NJ whenever it rains....and we normally get a decent snow on at least a Few days each year, so combine that with the fact that NJ is the most densely-populated state, and....well, I'm sure you can imagine the results.
I had to drive to work last year...at least 4 inches on the ground...probably closer to 5-6...in a fucking Mustang. FUN. I had to back up 30 feet and gun in to about 4th, just to fishtail up a slight incline (like a few degrees, over 10 feet) and out onto the road I needed to take....at 5 mph. :drill: And that was before some bitch tried to PASS me in the lane no one was using (so it was thick with no drive grooves from previous drivers), sped ahead, and promptly fishtailed, went fully perpendicular to the road, and slammed into the outside curb. I wish she would have hit a telephone pole instead. EDIT: oh yeah, awesome videos the last few. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on December 21, 2008, 02:36:50 PM It's the first time it has snowed more than an inch in about a decade here and people are going INSANE! I guess it is pretty icy, but come on. We don't need a local channel playing 24 hour news do we?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on December 22, 2008, 12:08:49 AM Dive Bomber (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MzGHO0bukY).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on December 22, 2008, 03:09:30 PM Dive Bomber (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MzGHO0bukY). Never swim with the russians in winter. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 22, 2008, 03:15:05 PM In Russia, the pond dives YOU!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on December 23, 2008, 09:18:58 AM The history of war since World War II...portrayed in food (http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/food_fight/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on December 23, 2008, 09:28:58 AM Japanese training video
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1791484 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 23, 2008, 09:29:20 AM Guy riding a motorized beercrate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wro7Ea9pf6U)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on December 24, 2008, 05:56:10 AM http://geishatokyo.com/jp/ar-figure/figure.html (http://geishatokyo.com/jp/ar-figure/figure.html)
:pedobear: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 24, 2008, 07:56:44 AM Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Japanese people? :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on December 24, 2008, 08:45:50 AM Not that hard to understand. They are pedophile.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on December 24, 2008, 12:45:09 PM But who was phone?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 24, 2008, 02:09:21 PM Thunder Cats movie trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb50GMmY5nk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on December 24, 2008, 02:11:26 PM Fake.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 24, 2008, 02:24:31 PM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on December 24, 2008, 02:32:34 PM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 27, 2008, 02:07:42 PM http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eqh5O9LbjhY
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on December 27, 2008, 06:56:07 PM I was thinking of posting this in the wow forum but if you consider what this guy did with the models, it's pretty fucking awesome.
http://vimeo.com/2625538 :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 30, 2008, 07:49:49 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ER3nou4tuc
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on December 30, 2008, 08:00:15 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ER3nou4tuc Yes that is quite a useless video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 30, 2008, 12:04:25 PM I was thinking of posting this in the wow forum but if you consider what this guy did with the models, it's pretty fucking awesome. http://vimeo.com/2625538 :drill: That was amazing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on December 30, 2008, 05:07:13 PM Had to quite 3 minutes in because of the retarded music.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 30, 2008, 09:13:24 PM I didn't mind the music. I could see why it annoyed some commenters, but I could also see what he was trying to do with it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on December 31, 2008, 08:43:17 AM A douchebag kid gets hurt - feel good video of the day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCPMLJKGZb0&feature=channel_page) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on December 31, 2008, 03:01:56 PM I really hope the retard holding the camera going "Y'all right?" and not helping the kid out was his father.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 31, 2008, 04:12:56 PM Is it wrong that I thought his hysterical scream was the funniest part?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 31, 2008, 07:34:56 PM A douchebag kid gets hurt - feel good video of the day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCPMLJKGZb0&feature=channel_page) Sheesh, that looked and sounded like a life-ending faceplant, but he appears relatively OK. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on January 01, 2009, 10:20:23 AM Finally, a good Left4Dead mod!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMqPG4S80bo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on January 02, 2009, 01:23:38 PM The universe is far more full of AWESOME than I ever expected:
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/299703.html?playlist=featured I couldn't ever watch the movie though, that would totally spoil how full of absolute win the trailer is. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 02, 2009, 02:58:37 PM Yay for shitty 70's sci-fi.
How about some Galaxina? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IntOWcoj1Bw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 03, 2009, 12:12:58 AM The universe is far more full of AWESOME than I ever expected: http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/299703.html?playlist=featured I couldn't ever watch the movie though, that would totally spoil how full of absolute win the trailer is. Still better than episodes 1-3 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 03, 2009, 03:18:41 PM craziest stunt I have ever seen (http://www.vimeo.com/1654340)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on January 03, 2009, 03:36:14 PM craziest stunt I have ever seen (http://www.vimeo.com/1654340) Front page of Reddit has a crazier one : I see your rolling down the road and raise you a flying down the road... (http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&sho) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on January 04, 2009, 01:51:07 AM craziest stunt I have ever seen (http://www.vimeo.com/1654340) Front page of Reddit has a crazier one : I see your rolling down the road and raise you a flying down the road... (http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&sho) The skating is crazier imho. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 04, 2009, 04:18:25 PM Agreed... there were times the guys were flying that they were not necessarily in any danger since they knew what they were doing.
The skating guys...I'm amazed they didn't get thrown off of their boards by manholes or even the road reflectors. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 06, 2009, 12:35:49 PM Destructive testing of an old skilift (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8rXiN_Oys4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on January 07, 2009, 09:33:15 AM Pretty cool digital animation short. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k5kPLjlCRF2CvzaSFH)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 07, 2009, 07:46:25 PM No you can't, you can only switch your providings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8woC9B30zE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 08, 2009, 09:00:04 AM Oh dear. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IX3sI0q5iMI)
Still better than the prequels. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 08, 2009, 10:53:36 AM Teh Internets, as explained by PBS (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/makeemlaugh/episodes/the-online-episode/teh-internets/21/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on January 09, 2009, 04:57:38 PM Snoop dog remixed to the Kirby theme song (http://www.videosift.com/video/Kirby-Theme-Snoop-Dogg-REMIX)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on January 10, 2009, 08:51:12 PM Agreed... there were times the guys were flying that they were not necessarily in any danger since they knew what they were doing. The skating guys...I'm amazed they didn't get thrown off of their boards by manholes or even the road reflectors. the risk factor on the skateboards wasn't even in the realm of the flying guys. That flying video was the craziest thing i have seen in a long long time. The skateboarding, while beautifully done and cool as hell to watch just doesn't seem to exist in the same universe as the flying guys. In my glory days of youth I did downhill skateboarding with gloves wrapped in duct tape and it is pretty easy to control your speed using controlled slides (like you see the guy do on the left hand turn when he puts his gloved hand down). Granted those guys were going much faster than i ever let me self go. here is an old school clip of sliding http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ssTCx_Jt8 the flying guys...that just seems like straight up matrix sci-fi special fx not-in-a-million-years-could-you-do-that Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 11, 2009, 08:13:12 AM I've solved the world's hunger problem with the amount of cheese in this video: http://chrisdaneowens.com/video/shine_flash.html I went to this ass-clown's website and Schild punched me. Really, really hard. Wtf? This dude's for real? I thought you created him (photo and all). Even stranger, why is there a complete lack of hate in his youtube comments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4)? :headscratch: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on January 11, 2009, 04:32:15 PM I do believe those comments are tongue firmly planted in cheek.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rishathra on January 12, 2009, 10:44:52 AM I do believe those comments are tongue firmly planted in cheek. Good examples: Quote gahhh this song 0wns. Chris Dane Owns. Quote It's just like one of my japanese animes! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 12, 2009, 02:25:43 PM This ain't your daddy's skateboarding. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-K0rgOiZ_Y)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on January 12, 2009, 08:12:21 PM What are you doing here? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtG5dK_HaGg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 13, 2009, 08:15:41 AM Motherf***ing Parking Ticket (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896242) - One man's quest to get his parking ticket thrown out of court.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on January 14, 2009, 11:15:34 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8&e (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8&e)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 15, 2009, 03:59:23 PM http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/16e4ead1dc/under-the-bridge-literal-video-version-from-dustfilms
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 16, 2009, 04:10:47 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8&e (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8&e) ! :-) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tazelbain on January 16, 2009, 07:40:32 AM Clearly they want Jesus to plant his seed in them.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 16, 2009, 09:42:02 AM Cuteness 2: The Cutening (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=53e_1212940267)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on January 17, 2009, 07:08:30 AM Not a video, but a song.
NSFW Alvin and the Chipmunks sing "At a medium pace" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7kf-U_Zh_U&feature=related) "Call me an ugly woman." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on January 17, 2009, 06:22:43 PM Best song of the 90s!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 18, 2009, 08:42:43 PM Breakin' and Poppin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd4C8_FMdjA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 18, 2009, 11:27:10 PM some of us are old enough to consider that not entirely strange
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on January 19, 2009, 12:12:52 AM Breakin' and Poppin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd4C8_FMdjA) Wasn't that the guy from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: DraconianOne on January 19, 2009, 02:57:40 PM Trying my hand at mashups
An alternative ending to the 1973 classic version of The Wicker Man (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=figHGX9Ur8M) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 21, 2009, 09:26:44 AM They do WHAT together?! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on January 21, 2009, 11:22:37 AM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 21, 2009, 12:55:22 PM They do WHAT together?! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE) Well, after two kids... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 21, 2009, 01:12:22 PM (http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/82194/facepalm1uf8.jpg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on January 21, 2009, 01:39:26 PM (http://forums.f13.net/Smileys/classic/not20awesomepf6.png)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on January 21, 2009, 08:39:41 PM (http://forums.f13.net/Smileys/classic/not20awesomepf6.png) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on January 22, 2009, 02:36:09 AM I don't see why you are all shocked... Doesn't everyone do that?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on January 22, 2009, 05:26:10 AM (http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/fist%20jab1.jpg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 22, 2009, 05:07:16 PM Dunk (http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=941)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 22, 2009, 07:35:53 PM Ouch
Old, but new to me (and probably others) Eddie Izzard - Death Star Canteen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 22, 2009, 09:53:10 PM :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1897772 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 23, 2009, 12:56:15 PM Your link also brought me to "Acoustic Hero"
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1897149 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1897149) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on January 23, 2009, 02:30:34 PM Spiders on drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on January 24, 2009, 10:37:52 PM Spiders on drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc) kk that got a good chuckle out of me.. that was well done Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 26, 2009, 11:41:47 AM AFSCME - The Fuckin' Union that works for YOU! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 26, 2009, 10:49:09 PM Youtube comment fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwbeddZ9aKI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on January 27, 2009, 07:57:31 AM Chewbacca found in South America (http://bayourenaissanceman.blogspot.com/2009/01/how-do-you-turn-soldier-into-chewbacca.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 27, 2009, 08:47:28 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aFKSvw4bjU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aFKSvw4bjU)
:drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on January 27, 2009, 10:22:00 PM http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga4nNSqsYp0 (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga4nNSqsYp0) - Ooooooieeeewa Jaku Bauuua!
Finally, a video made by the Japanese I can get behind. This is an actual 24 commercial running in Japan. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on January 28, 2009, 12:11:20 AM Chewbacca found in South America (http://bayourenaissanceman.blogspot.com/2009/01/how-do-you-turn-soldier-into-chewbacca.html) From the comments: Quote Now we know how to say "Don't taze me, bro!" in Shyriiwook. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 28, 2009, 09:33:41 AM The Ackbar Show (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1897626)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on January 28, 2009, 08:36:10 PM http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga4nNSqsYp0 (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga4nNSqsYp0) - Ooooooieeeewa Jaku Bauuua! That is pure awesome. "My phone bill is crazy" "but my job pays for it".Finally, a video made by the Japanese I can get behind. This is an actual 24 commercial running in Japan. Also: Mexican wrestling is much better than ours. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYFVXgObatg) Edit: And to further add: Explosive Sledgehammer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j8EEc8yETM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 31, 2009, 12:33:54 PM Chew chew chew (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nLb0fZ9HvE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on February 03, 2009, 09:31:39 AM actually think this is more useful than useless, and it's audio not video, but still entertaining:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujUQn0HhGEk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on February 04, 2009, 09:54:01 PM http://www.mspaintadventures.com/piefpafpauw/view.php?youtube=pf9oD_xl8mI (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/piefpafpauw/view.php?youtube=pf9oD_xl8mI)
It's not lupis!!!! http://www.mspaintadventures.com/piefpafpauw/view.php?youtube=jk7eyqY4bbQ (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/piefpafpauw/view.php?youtube=jk7eyqY4bbQ) Couple others like Bridge Buffoonery had me laughing too. But meh for most. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/piefpafpauw/ (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/piefpafpauw/) for the others. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 05, 2009, 12:24:23 PM Guitar: Impossible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuU00Q3RhDg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on February 05, 2009, 03:53:04 PM http://www.mspaintadventures.com/piefpafpauw/view.php?youtube=jk7eyqY4bbQ (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/piefpafpauw/view.php?youtube=jk7eyqY4bbQ) I lol'd so hard. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on February 06, 2009, 10:25:10 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_JmXCNPs6Y
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 06, 2009, 10:28:39 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_JmXCNPs6Y Amen! If there's one thing that can be said about African American congregations is that they don't try to bore the good Lord Jesus to death as honkie churches do. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on February 06, 2009, 04:29:30 PM This is old so you may have seen it before, but I hadn't:
Microsoft simplifies Perl coding with speech input (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 06, 2009, 11:09:40 PM This is old so you may have seen it before, but I hadn't: Microsoft simplifies Perl coding with speech input (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc) I played with this one bored sunday afternoon and managed to get nothing done as well. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on February 08, 2009, 09:52:10 AM WoW Intervention. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpkQSB_h5lY) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on February 08, 2009, 12:12:04 PM Fatty McFatass causes her car to pull to the left. Blames Kia. (http://canwest.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/canwest-globaledmonton-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=troubleshootermedium&maven_referralObject=3475882)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tazelbain on February 08, 2009, 12:17:40 PM Don't resize my browser, fuckers.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on February 08, 2009, 12:38:52 PM Fatty McFatass causes her car to pull to the left. Blames Kia. (http://canwest.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/canwest-globaledmonton-pub01-live/current/launch.html?maven_playerId=troubleshootermedium&maven_referralObject=3475882) Wait, she said she felt crushed at least three times, which was lawl. But the Kia dealer mechanic that said she should be in the car when the alignment is done was probably correct. People are way to sensitive. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on February 08, 2009, 01:15:11 PM I found it slightly eerie that both of those presenters had exactly the same hairstyle.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on February 08, 2009, 03:14:48 PM But the Kia dealer mechanic that said she should be in the car when the alignment is done was probably correct. Sure, she's fat, but I agree. He was thinking of a solution that involved the issue and unless he worded it terribly, I don't see why she was so upset.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on February 08, 2009, 03:27:05 PM Oi, ye great fat fuck of a whale, we be needing ye to plop ye lard arse in to the vehicle whilst we tune it for ye so it be no longer affected by your gravity well.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on February 08, 2009, 07:58:15 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5kr163ZKok
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on February 08, 2009, 08:46:48 PM I'm On A Boat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU) - NSFW (Swearing)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on February 09, 2009, 07:38:59 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JORtc2gAsY&eurl=http://kotaku.com/5150129/the-joydick-lets-players-play-with-themselves-to-play&feature=player_embedded
NSFW Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on February 10, 2009, 05:43:58 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JORtc2gAsY&eurl=http://kotaku.com/5150129/the-joydick-lets-players-play-with-themselves-to-play&feature=player_embedded NSFW Haha. Innovation! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: squirrel on February 10, 2009, 02:12:58 PM Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bk0rnC9bYQ)
The Onion News Network. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on February 12, 2009, 09:05:30 AM Linky no worky.
Also, for Broughden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOVku86WfVg&feature=rec-HM-rn:denied:). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 12, 2009, 09:05:56 AM I wish I could find a CD release of Pfft You Were Gone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqnm3A10m8I
I want to learn it for open mics :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on February 13, 2009, 06:22:22 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKrhSqZLfY&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on February 13, 2009, 08:08:51 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKrhSqZLfY&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div I'm surprised the 0-150 MPH time is as slow as it is for a car that expensive. Looks like around 20s. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on February 13, 2009, 09:10:23 AM Not all cars are expensive because they are built to be dragsters. The F430 is a sensational car because it handles so well that a half asleep geriatric could race it. Even a cheap Viper can out-drag it. Here's a 430 against the car I used to drive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuirtJ9_1ao Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 13, 2009, 09:22:57 AM drag racing is overrated. as any woman will tell you, getting to the finish line first isn't all its cracked up to be.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on February 13, 2009, 09:53:13 AM Not all cars are expensive because they are built to be dragsters. The F430 is a sensational car because it handles so well that a half asleep geriatric could race it. Even a cheap Viper can out-drag it. Here's a 430 against the car I used to drive: I'm very aware. I just was surprised that its acceleration was so poor. Hence the comment above. :grin: There are some wonderful technical guides on making cars handle well. I used to enjoy working on stock suspensions in high school. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Murgos on February 13, 2009, 11:04:38 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKrhSqZLfY&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div I'm surprised the 0-150 MPH time is as slow as it is for a car that expensive. Looks like around 20s. I mostly just posted it for the sound of the engine. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on February 14, 2009, 05:45:45 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T6df9m6dZM
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on February 14, 2009, 07:28:12 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T6df9m6dZM Amazing if it's not staged. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 14, 2009, 07:41:16 PM As far as jumbotron dancing goes, I've seen more effective stuff at any Flyers' game.
In fact, there's this one guy who is at every single home game, and he got the placed pumped up so much the Flyers went out and immediately scored after the end of the commercial break to cap a huge comeback. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on February 14, 2009, 08:29:44 PM All that stuff is staged.. sure someone does it once just for fun, then they have someone do it at every single game from then on out. Gets old fast.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 16, 2009, 03:39:54 AM A zombie movie, available online until Friday. (http://player.sbs.com.au/programs#/programs_08/fullepisodes/sos/playlist/SOS-I-Love-Sarah-Jane/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on February 16, 2009, 08:11:11 PM A zombie movie, available online until Friday. (http://player.sbs.com.au/programs#/programs_08/fullepisodes/sos/playlist/SOS-I-Love-Sarah-Jane/) Video is gone.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 16, 2009, 10:12:05 PM A zombie movie, available online until Friday. (http://player.sbs.com.au/programs#/programs_08/fullepisodes/sos/playlist/SOS-I-Love-Sarah-Jane/) Video is gone.It's still there. Maybe only Australian IPs can view it? It's a post-apocalyptic zombie short film from Australia, 14 minutes long. edit - found it on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYpeb-JuOZ0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on February 17, 2009, 10:34:09 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xDO6CH7yX4
Boxxy remix Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 17, 2009, 11:38:03 AM Ok, what the fuck? Who is Boxxy and why are there like a billion videos of remixes of her on YouTube? Have I missed a meme?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on February 17, 2009, 11:50:38 AM Boxxy was (or was not depending on which side of the retard zone you were standing in) the queen of /b/ on 4Chan. It was weird, like most other memes. Also posting the word boxxy on 4Chan now results in an automatic 2 day ban, I will assume that it also made it all over Youtube and a few other places as well.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 17, 2009, 01:10:04 PM Pole position!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywqu_8RIDvU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on February 17, 2009, 01:52:35 PM French animation - coffee (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6jluj_le-cafe-oldelaf-english-subtitles_music).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on February 18, 2009, 09:38:54 AM edit - found it on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYpeb-JuOZ0 Very interesting.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 18, 2009, 10:14:10 AM Ok, what the fuck? Who is Boxxy and why are there like a billion videos of remixes of her on YouTube? Have I missed a meme? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090217085700AA7mVwOTitle: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 20, 2009, 12:58:18 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDOqnjZgWs&
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 20, 2009, 01:19:05 PM edit - found it on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYpeb-JuOZ0 Very interesting.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 21, 2009, 05:33:34 PM Rape? In my gobots? It's more likely than you think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07-Qfo_JNHY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on February 23, 2009, 12:24:44 PM Being in medicine, THIS update from the Onion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd4tugPM83c&feature=dir) made me laugh.
Enjoy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: DraconianOne on February 25, 2009, 03:44:18 PM A zombie movie, available online until Friday. (http://player.sbs.com.au/programs#/programs_08/fullepisodes/sos/playlist/SOS-I-Love-Sarah-Jane/) That was fucking awesome. Thanks Tale. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on February 25, 2009, 06:41:18 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONuhSumK3xo
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: DraconianOne on February 26, 2009, 02:44:21 AM One thing I was going to say about that zombie video was that I thought the girl who plays Sarah-Jane was someone to watch as she was very good and would go a long way. I didn't because it sounded a bit :pedobear:
Anyway, it turns out that she's playing Alice in Tim Burton's new take on "Alice in Wonderland" so yeah, she is going to go a long way. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 01, 2009, 10:33:51 AM Shadow Over Insmouth: The Musical (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTHn2tHhcI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 01, 2009, 12:34:58 PM This Boxxy shit is whack. Am I allowed to stab her?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on March 01, 2009, 01:28:03 PM I didn't because it sounded a bit :pedobear: No worries. She's 19. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 05, 2009, 11:46:03 AM Unnecessary Censorship: Sesame Street (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5227ac2b61/unnecessary-censorship-sesame-street-from-tubulargoldmine)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on March 05, 2009, 02:03:30 PM Unnecessary Censorship: Sesame Street (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5227ac2b61/unnecessary-censorship-sesame-street-from-tubulargoldmine) That is so wrong. SO wrong. I laughed and now I feel dirty. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Segoris on March 05, 2009, 07:51:01 PM Unnecessary Censorship: Sesame Street (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5227ac2b61/unnecessary-censorship-sesame-street-from-tubulargoldmine) Those are always great, here's a best of edition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltGmjMBrLjs&feature=related) And just because this is still good shit, the Count ****ing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on March 06, 2009, 09:21:49 AM Shadow Over Insmouth: The Musical (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTHn2tHhcI) Heh, I own the album that song is from. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on March 06, 2009, 01:20:56 PM Edit: Fuck sorry, reposting to useless conversation. I'll find a useless video to post here in recompense soonish.
Here you go, AIDS education! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 06, 2009, 01:38:23 PM My condolences but....wrong thread?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on March 07, 2009, 10:56:34 AM Stalin vs. Martians (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfsSA6_GrE). RTS or DDR clone? You decide!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 07, 2009, 04:03:04 PM This is the first thing I watched after a long long nap. Am I truely awake yet, or am I still having a psychodelic dream time fun dance in my head?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hindenburg on March 07, 2009, 04:09:17 PM Good bgm on that video.
Wonder what will happen in april. (http://www.stalinvsmartians.com/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 07, 2009, 05:30:43 PM http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/05/07/rps-vs-russians-the-stalin-vs-martians-interiew/
Quote RPS: I actually found myself at a conference at the weekend. They were debating development in Russia and similar, and what sort of stuff people had done which was impressive. Someone noted… has anyone over there done a funny game? And everyone was stumped, until I mentioned Stalin Versus Martians. Do you think there’s a lack of funny Russian games? And if so, why? Alexander: Putin personally throws funny Russian people into jail. That’s why Russians are mostly dull and their take on computer games is 100% serious like they’re creating a nuclear bomb or something. The dullest people are Russian publishers, who have no sense of humour at all and invest money in serious WWII titles, worn-out IPs and cheap adventure games. It is a very hopeless situation and I think that the Jews are involved somehow. These guys are pretty great. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hindenburg on March 07, 2009, 05:45:16 PM That's quite possibly the best videogame related interview I've ever read.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 09, 2009, 07:47:27 PM Sloth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3zXuybWUNI)
Was this posted already? It's weird... possibly NSFW. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on March 09, 2009, 08:07:20 PM Yes that was weird.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 10, 2009, 11:39:34 AM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 11, 2009, 12:05:01 PM Sloth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3zXuybWUNI) Was this posted already? It's weird... possibly NSFW. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??!?!?!?!?!!?! IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 12, 2009, 06:45:30 AM The new macbook wheel, from apple (http://www.hulu.com/watch/51092/onion-news-network-apple-introduces-revolutionary-new-laptop-with-no-keyboard)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on March 12, 2009, 07:58:43 AM The new macbook wheel, from apple (http://www.hulu.com/watch/51092/onion-news-network-apple-introduces-revolutionary-new-laptop-with-no-keyboard) Older, but awesome. This is one of the better ONN video clips. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on March 12, 2009, 02:42:37 PM Enjoy some Juice! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Uyz4m1mVM&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 12, 2009, 02:45:30 PM Enjoy some Juice! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Uyz4m1mVM&feature=related) I'm constantly amazed that the entire island of Japan isn't stuck in some never-ending epileptic seizure. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on March 12, 2009, 02:49:22 PM It hurt my head but I can't stop replaying that fucking song in the background :ye_gods: :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on March 13, 2009, 07:04:19 AM Eh, actually it's kinda old. So umm in fear of being sneered at for it being somewhere lost in the previous pages, it's gone!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on March 13, 2009, 07:43:41 AM Mad skills yo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q28ikQaPFK4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 13, 2009, 08:16:35 AM Mad skills yo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q28ikQaPFK4) I think this last one should be flagged NSFW. I say this because, if I were my own boss, and I caught me watching this, I would fire me instantly. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on March 13, 2009, 09:54:51 AM That's rad. Next session I go to I'm so bringing a pogo stick for the fiddlers.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on March 13, 2009, 06:15:11 PM Alone in the Universe - NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShTm8MnUAjo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on March 14, 2009, 05:03:28 AM I have seen some odd pitches for defense technologies, but this one takes the cake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktQOLO4U5iQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktQOLO4U5iQ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on March 14, 2009, 06:55:44 PM Mad skills yo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q28ikQaPFK4) That is so useless and so awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on March 16, 2009, 04:23:02 PM the Useless skills video made me think of this. I know how to ride a unicycle, can do the standard stuff, bunny hop, ride backwards.... So I have some idea just how good this little girl is... but it just ain't the same off the ice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9umAJNyK4hQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on March 16, 2009, 08:32:28 PM Speaking of unicycles .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kebj58O3QxU
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 17, 2009, 07:25:22 AM F15 in max climb (http://view.break.com/686775)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on March 17, 2009, 03:21:04 PM Burger Art (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orjALWsyaR4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on March 17, 2009, 04:13:54 PM Dog: "Holy shit is it my birthday today?" :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on March 18, 2009, 07:54:54 AM Watchmen Game Video (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/04b4b9b7) [NSFW] [Retarded]
Made me giggle childishly though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 18, 2009, 03:14:50 PM Water Balloons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S77dRFffKoc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on March 20, 2009, 08:36:02 AM I can't believe this hasn't been posted.
Octomom gives birth (http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=octomom&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#q=octomom+jimmy+kimmel&hl=en&emb=0). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 20, 2009, 08:56:28 AM I can't believe this hasn't been posted. Octomom gives birth (http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=octomom&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#q=octomom+jimmy+kimmel&hl=en&emb=0). That was trash. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on March 20, 2009, 09:14:19 AM Oops. Heh. Wrong link.
firealdistime (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtgLzi-aK0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Egoogle%2Ecom%2Fvideosearch%3Fhl%3Den%26q%3Doctomom%26um%3D1%26ie%3DUTF%2D8%26sa%3DN%26tab%3Dwv&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on March 20, 2009, 11:19:14 AM I can't believe this hasn't been posted. I didn't think I'd ever say this, but that was just too awful for useless videos. It wasn't even fucking funny because it was awful, it was just bad. Grimace inducing bad.Octomom gives birth (http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=octomom&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#q=octomom+jimmy+kimmel&hl=en&emb=0). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 20, 2009, 11:33:34 AM Those last two videos weren't funny or amusing in any way.
Stop. Just Stop. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nonentity on March 20, 2009, 01:25:31 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRvfSDPT-Rw
"There it is! Krauser-san's "Sonic Grudge Fucking"!" I've never seen this anime, but I want to now. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 20, 2009, 01:44:11 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRvfSDPT-Rw "There it is! Krauser-san's "Sonic Grudge Fucking"!" I've never seen this anime, but I want to now. "He's not even going to stay and spoon with tokyo tower!" Man, Detroit Metal City was an awesomely twisted anime. Only about 11 episodes or something like that and short ones but really worth watching. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 21, 2009, 09:07:35 AM I'd never seen Detroit Metal City, started watching it today. I approve of this. Don't know how I missed it. Ranks up there with Jungle Wa, Abenobashi and FLCL - easily.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on March 21, 2009, 07:16:04 PM Nice drumming skill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOFOZztToWQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on March 21, 2009, 11:32:41 PM cosmic Bass of the heavens :awesome_for_real:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epwthrWITBs&NR=1 *edit* and yes, those are some mad drumming skills Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on March 22, 2009, 02:55:57 AM I wish Christopher Lloyd were my grandfather! (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/06b666ae72/gobstopper-trailer)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on March 22, 2009, 02:36:26 PM evolution of technology (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM5IeIfgQB8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 22, 2009, 05:26:04 PM evolution of technology (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM5IeIfgQB8) I've seen it before but really, it's hard to top a coal powered t-rex. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on March 23, 2009, 12:07:58 AM Kevin Arnold all grown up....(It's like the wonder years, only funny.)
http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=2407 (http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=2407) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on March 23, 2009, 11:05:31 AM What's in the box?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_reTt7Hj4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 23, 2009, 11:27:38 AM I wish Christopher Lloyd were my grandfather! (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/06b666ae72/gobstopper-trailer) That was pretty great. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on March 23, 2009, 01:17:09 PM What's in the box? Discussion here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_reTt7Hj4 http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=16450.0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on March 24, 2009, 04:10:29 PM Creme that egg! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrCb_fNmSTA&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rk47 on March 25, 2009, 04:18:24 AM But ...it's so.... HUGE :why_so_serious:
http://www.gemaga.com/2009/03/16/amazing-sexual-innuendo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 25, 2009, 04:24:19 AM oh hay Ar Tonelico.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wasted on March 26, 2009, 02:26:54 AM Cat shit one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr4QBZfjtqs Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on March 26, 2009, 03:03:43 AM oh hay Ar Tonelico. Wait, that's the actual dialog in the game? :ye_gods:Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 26, 2009, 07:06:45 AM I am sure this is old...but it had me rolling.
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 26, 2009, 09:55:15 AM http://www.break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/air-traffic.html
:drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 26, 2009, 12:41:11 PM NSFW Language. Most amazing Mega Man 2 video ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDeGpZ3z7js Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 26, 2009, 12:45:15 PM OHMIGOD THEY DID A FINAL FANTASY ONE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmi_7udjaSE&NR=1
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on March 27, 2009, 01:48:39 AM I know I am way way way late on this one.... WASSSSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8Uc5BFogE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8Uc5BFogE) And for bonus..... DID SOMEONE SAY CLAMBAKE? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3v4nC3iuMo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3v4nC3iuMo) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 27, 2009, 08:16:57 AM Has this been posted?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGz1Ajg7QU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on March 28, 2009, 03:30:13 AM OHMIGOD THEY DID A FINAL FANTASY ONE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmi_7udjaSE&NR=1 That's amazing. It's like some epic rap-rock opera or something. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on March 28, 2009, 03:36:38 AM LG innovations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMHHY_WoZ2A& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMHHY_WoZ2A&) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 28, 2009, 08:28:33 AM American Accordion player in Afghanistan. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8f7_1238240427)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 28, 2009, 05:58:22 PM And now for something completely different (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlLNo6hQsqc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 29, 2009, 02:44:22 AM Ok, leave me alone, I'm from the UK and therefore don't know that this had worldwide appeal and is actually posted on every thread in every page of this board.
But. This made me Giggle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIRPcICB-iY&feature=related). PS. No, I didn't play the game, why do you ask ? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rk47 on March 29, 2009, 08:54:42 PM http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/5605-titantic-the-legend-goes-on
Titanic. The animated musical :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 30, 2009, 06:39:25 AM That guy is not funny and needs to shut up.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on March 30, 2009, 08:05:16 AM http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on March 31, 2009, 09:53:22 PM telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on April 01, 2009, 07:37:44 PM Few things leave me speachless, but this is just :ye_gods: and perhaps this is the wrong forum for this.
The band is Prussian Blue, two very young girls who have their own band that is as best I can tell it is, well this is right up there with the kid named Adolf Hittler and his birthday cake. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wViubDpJojw&feature=related This just horrifies me. looked them up a bit more: They are from Bakersfield, CA more evidence that Bakersfield is the true armpit of America They were listed in a book called 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on April 02, 2009, 06:35:49 AM :hello_thar:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on April 02, 2009, 09:46:42 AM They deny it but it seems pretty likely that Prussian Blue is a reference to one of the more common Holocaust denials, that Zyklon B (?) leaves a residue that is 'Prussian Blue' in colour and that this was never found in any of the sites. The fact that they went with that name is all that really needs to be said.
Edit: Fucking hell, I've never actually bothered to listen to them before. The only fucking reason you'd put up with this shit is because you're a White Power Pedophile. They sound exactly like a couple of young girls who have had a few music lessons and are performing for family, shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 03, 2009, 03:38:04 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948#t=5m43s
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on April 03, 2009, 08:20:16 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948#t=5m43s YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! Ok not getting that one bit. Is there some inside joke as to why a swamp boat in the sunset and someone saying Yeaaaaahhhh is particularly funny? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 03, 2009, 10:07:59 PM (http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6074/54798216.jpg)
It's the intro to the show. If you don't find it funny, you don't find it funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 03, 2009, 11:18:35 PM Warning: this is really, really useless. May also annoy and waste your time.
These people simply make me laugh. Some YouTubers making deliberately stupid videos in a San Francisco hotel room. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0yFIhl2m8U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2tRSP6XDVM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on April 04, 2009, 09:44:45 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948#t=5m43s YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! Ok not getting that one bit. Is there some inside joke as to why a swamp boat in the sunset and someone saying Yeaaaaahhhh is particularly funny? If, like me, you thought Miami was a fucking travesty, you'll find it funny. Made me laugh the longer it went on while, at the same time, reminding me why I hated the show. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on April 04, 2009, 11:34:44 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948#t=5m43s YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! Ok not getting that one bit. Is there some inside joke as to why a swamp boat in the sunset and someone saying Yeaaaaahhhh is particularly funny? You have to watch The Soup to really appreciate that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on April 05, 2009, 11:41:45 AM Long Hair (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyvRK55w_FM) :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on April 06, 2009, 07:25:53 AM That looks almost exactly like me in the early 90s, except I was much prettier! :drill:
My hair was about 3/4 that long a couple weeks ago, but I just chopped off a lot of it and donated it to some very very lucky kid. About shoulder-length now. I have amazingly nice hair. And humility! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 06, 2009, 09:14:01 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96dWOEa4Djs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96dWOEa4Djs)
I want this!! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 06, 2009, 10:02:07 PM ya, I have nerd pipe dreams of setting up 4 SSDs in raid 5 for my next build.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 07, 2009, 02:32:30 PM Incredible acrobatics on a bicycle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhjYQFDNXps
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on April 07, 2009, 03:49:04 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96dWOEa4Djs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96dWOEa4Djs) I want this!! Fucking A Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fordel on April 07, 2009, 05:59:40 PM The Fire extinguisher made me laugh. :heart:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on April 08, 2009, 06:06:10 PM NSFW ALERT!!!
DON'T CLICK IF ANYONE CAN SEE YOUR SCREEN. EDIT: JUST DON'T CLICK IT AT ALL Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 08, 2009, 06:15:07 PM I don't understand if that's supposed to be funny or what.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on April 08, 2009, 06:20:14 PM me either.
But the American flag makes it post worthy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Wasted on April 09, 2009, 05:39:14 AM She didn't sound like she was enjoying it too much.
And for another :ye_gods: moment. This is soooo NSFW (not graphic though) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 09, 2009, 06:03:58 AM This is actually a website with a series of videos of a guy converting an old Commodore 64 into a Laptop (http://benheck.com/04-05-2009/commodore-64-original-hardware-laptop). Previous page gives an Atari 2600 Video.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 09, 2009, 11:32:36 AM Has this been posted yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU_5khy2fW4 :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 09, 2009, 11:53:42 AM Why does every Japanese video make me feel like I've an oncoming seizure?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on April 09, 2009, 12:04:51 PM She didn't sound like she was enjoying it too much. :facepalm:And for another :ye_gods: moment. This is soooo NSFW (not graphic though) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 09, 2009, 12:28:47 PM Has this been posted yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU_5khy2fW4 :why_so_serious: Thanks. I think my unborn great grandchildren are going to be warped by that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 10, 2009, 10:15:43 AM http://www.break.com/index/modern-samurai-cuts-flying-bb-in-half.html
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on April 10, 2009, 10:36:10 AM That totally triggers my bullshit detector.
Don't know why. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 10, 2009, 01:00:29 PM I'm bothered by the fact that the stable of regular japanese actors and actresses is so small that I recognized one of the girls in the upper right hand corner.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on April 10, 2009, 05:10:03 PM You guys know about Youtube's "Community Channel" ?.
Her real name is Natalie and she's the most famous Vlogger in Australia, with almost 238.000 subscribers; she doesn't really speak about her everyday's problems or stuff like that, but mostly about any common and/or funny situation we sooner or later find ourselves into. I think she's quite funny and surely has some innate charisma (err, whatever that means) when in front of the camera. But your mileage may vary. Here is her channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/communitychannel (http://www.youtube.com/user/communitychannel) It's somewhat addicting...Damn, I'm strange. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 10, 2009, 09:17:46 PM Don't ever say vlogger again.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 10, 2009, 09:45:29 PM Funny? Self infatuated. She'd make Sarah Silverman blush.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 12, 2009, 11:05:25 AM Katy Perry's Hot 'n' Cold covered by a Ukrainian band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_TIOfUEudo) :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on April 13, 2009, 08:07:59 AM Katy Perry's Hot 'n' Cold covered by a Ukrainian band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_TIOfUEudo) :awesome_for_real: I have a fairly high tolerance for slavic stuff, but that is atrocious. :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 13, 2009, 12:49:02 PM Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907003)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 13, 2009, 12:51:47 PM http://www.youtube.com/user/communitychannel (http://www.youtube.com/user/communitychannel) It's somewhat addicting...Damn, I'm strange. "Airline food... AMIRITE?" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on April 13, 2009, 04:55:25 PM http://www.youtube.com/user/communitychannel (http://www.youtube.com/user/communitychannel) It's somewhat addicting...Damn, I'm strange. "Airline food... AMIRITE?" Umm, sorry...Is that some sort of inside joke? :headscratch: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on April 14, 2009, 04:50:15 AM Sometimes The Onion is funny (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/dna_evidence_frees_black_man).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 14, 2009, 01:28:17 PM DJ Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfTFTI4DvKU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sigil on April 14, 2009, 02:10:57 PM A 47 year old woman, never been married, never been kissed, completely blows away the crowd with her version of I Dreamed a Dream on Britain's Got Talent. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on April 14, 2009, 02:28:56 PM A 47 year old woman, never been married, never been kissed, completely blows away the crowd with her version of I Dreamed a Dream on Britain's Got Talent. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY) Holy crap! Never saw that coming. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 14, 2009, 03:20:29 PM A 47 year old woman, never been married, never been kissed, completely blows away the crowd with her version of I Dreamed a Dream on Britain's Got Talent. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY) Call me a giant wuss but, I teared up. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on April 14, 2009, 05:02:48 PM Epic college humor song (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on April 14, 2009, 05:09:20 PM A 47 year old woman, never been married, never been kissed, completely blows away the crowd with her version of I Dreamed a Dream on Britain's Got Talent. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY) Call me a giant wuss but, I teared up. Call me jaded, but I tough : they found the money hats with Paul Potts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelJrP3P7tA&feature=related) and they're milking it this season. The judges expressions are totally fake - don't tell me their first line of interviewers didn't told them she was genius. Still nice to give the ugly/talented a place to shine. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 14, 2009, 06:21:48 PM Paul Potts was great.
This woman was not. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 15, 2009, 07:09:07 AM Epic college humor song (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543) Niiiice Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: justdave on April 17, 2009, 12:57:11 AM A 47 year old woman, never been married, never been kissed, completely blows away the crowd with her version of I Dreamed a Dream on Britain's Got Talent. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY) Call me a giant wuss but, I teared up. Call me jaded, but I tough : they found the money hats with Paul Potts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelJrP3P7tA&feature=related) and they're milking it this season. The judges expressions are totally fake - don't tell me their first line of interviewers didn't told them she was genius. Still nice to give the ugly/talented a place to shine. Well, if you're going to take that tack, then I'm sure that none of the candidates are really a surprise. Including Paul Potts. Who's also another prime example of ugly/talented. Of course their expressions are totally fake, they're celebrity judges. I mean...Simon Cowell? The whole thing could be more fake, but it would have to be made out of polystyrene. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on April 17, 2009, 09:05:32 AM Sadly there is not an awesome video thread
Pac man makes a nuisance of himself (http://e.blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?file=http://blip.tv/rss/flash/2013631&showplayerpath=http://blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf&feedurl=http://ambnib1.blip.tv/rss/flash&brandname=Kotaku.com&brandlink=kotaku.com&enablejs=true) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 17, 2009, 01:57:53 PM Paul Potts was great. This woman was not. I'm glad to see other people are calling Emperor's New Clothes on this. She has a nice but unremarkable singing voice. It's not special. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 17, 2009, 02:23:12 PM You guys know about Youtube's "Community Channel" ?. I contacted her from the TV network I was working for last year. I got a producer interested in doing a story on her and another Aussie YouTube star. The other interview went badly, so the producer canned the story and didn't interview Natalie, so she probably thinks I'm a weirdo. But I only have good things to say about her - she's definitely not self-obsessed, more self-deprecating, and I like the sense of humour. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on April 18, 2009, 05:32:18 AM You guys know about Youtube's "Community Channel" ?. I contacted her from the TV network I was working for last year. I got a producer interested in doing a story on her and another Aussie YouTube star. The other interview went badly, so the producer canned the story and didn't interview Natalie, so she probably thinks I'm a weirdo. But I only have good things to say about her - she's definitely not self-obsessed, more self-deprecating, and I like the sense of humour. Nice to know :thumbs_up: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 18, 2009, 06:49:57 PM Moved StarCraft II video to SC Media thread:
http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=10051.35 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 18, 2009, 11:50:43 PM An ad I stumbled on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl9jotxLyzs
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 19, 2009, 09:28:46 AM "Carousel" (aka 'Frozen Robbery'): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ3D4CqHbJM
It's an advert for a telly, it says here. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on April 19, 2009, 12:00:02 PM I really didn't look through many of these videos, hopefully not a repost. (probably is)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJqoRaphiEk&feature=player_embedded Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 19, 2009, 07:13:53 PM I really didn't look through many of these videos, hopefully not a repost. (probably is) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJqoRaphiEk&feature=player_embedded :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :drill: The force is strong in this one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 20, 2009, 05:28:33 AM Paul Potts was great. This woman was not. I'm glad to see other people are calling Emperor's New Clothes on this. She has a nice but unremarkable singing voice. It's not special. Wanna see how fake this show is? Check out the latest "surprise hit" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVU4IkzMNIo Total set-up. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 20, 2009, 06:59:14 AM Rocket war on greek island (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8007506.stm)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 20, 2009, 07:12:28 AM That's awesome. More awesome would be if the island was called Chaos and not Chios.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: TheWalrus on April 20, 2009, 07:25:49 AM Possibly NSFW...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXNAtwYMBw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXNAtwYMBw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on April 20, 2009, 09:07:31 AM Suckend Life?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 21, 2009, 06:09:18 AM Wanna see how fake this show is? Check out the latest "surprise hit" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVU4IkzMNIo Total set-up. No different than American Idol, they just do it in a sneakier way by "highlighting" the people they want in their top group. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on April 21, 2009, 01:34:13 PM Someone sent me this when talking about setting up a turbo on my H6 Subaru engine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCNZfUO0cLY This is nuts. Here's what happened: Turbo on the truck broke. With the turbo broken, the oil cooling the turbo started going into the air intake, giving the engine something to burn. Even with the ignition OFF, the engine keeps revving up and they can't turn it off. Eventually the turbo itself is throw out the exhaust (!!) and the engine eats it self by revving way over redline and exploding. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 21, 2009, 02:00:20 PM No different than American Idol, they just do it in a sneakier way by "highlighting" the people they want in their top group. That's because American Idol is just a remake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_Idol). It's Cowell's magic formula. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 21, 2009, 02:46:44 PM A man's right to choose (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6528567346/keep-on-trying#player)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on April 21, 2009, 04:06:47 PM http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/474402c17c/pretty-much-the-best-commercial-ever-from-the-white-tornado
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 22, 2009, 03:47:54 PM No different than American Idol, they just do it in a sneakier way by "highlighting" the people they want in their top group. That's because American Idol is just a remake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_Idol). It's Cowell's magic formula. Fuller's magic formula :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mortriden on April 23, 2009, 09:22:02 AM Someone sent me this when talking about setting up a turbo on my H6 Subaru engine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCNZfUO0cLY This is nuts. Here's what happened: Turbo on the truck broke. With the turbo broken, the oil cooling the turbo started going into the air intake, giving the engine something to burn. Even with the ignition OFF, the engine keeps revving up and they can't turn it off. Eventually the turbo itself is throw out the exhaust (!!) and the engine eats it self by revving way over redline and exploding. My uncle races Diesels on the Salt Flats, the puff of White smoke is a dead giveaway. That's when you know the turbo's been munched. He's run both turbo's through the engine before, at about 150. Those guys really needed to install an oil and fuel cutoff switch first, the price tag will remind them to do that next time. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on April 23, 2009, 10:21:01 AM Bike parkour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 23, 2009, 10:35:04 AM Bike parkour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o) Very cool. Did you know that Trialsin (what you just showed us) has been going on since the late 70s and that it originally was done only on motorcycles? Here's a clip of the motorcycle version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbtZ2wnE7nQ&) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 23, 2009, 01:12:37 PM Speaking of diesels: The mechanism of the weirdest diesel engine used in a main-line locomotive in the UK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBTF5Ps4Scs). :uhrr:
Oh, and here's one of the locos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBkQQftn-AM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on April 23, 2009, 07:31:30 PM Auto-Tune and the News (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on April 24, 2009, 01:12:13 AM Bike parkour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o) Thanks... I feel old, shity and frail. That was amazing to watch Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on April 24, 2009, 06:29:41 AM 4 year old plays 'Won't Get Fooled Again' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMnwOZA0DQk).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 24, 2009, 06:50:13 AM 4 year old plays 'Won't Get Fooled Again' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMnwOZA0DQk). That's awsome. I love his AC/DC cover when he was 3. He even sings the lyrics. You can see his passing puzzlement when he's trying to sing, "Women to the left of me, women to the right". He's all, Uhm, who cares? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on April 24, 2009, 07:30:34 AM Ancient - but new to me. The front fell off (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEebOgtx3tM).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on April 24, 2009, 11:43:53 AM Four magic words: Naked Wizard Taser Brawl (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/23/naked-wizard-tazered-at-c_n_190502.html). NS4W (naked wizard nudity!) That video pisses me off. Not for the naked guy who's clearly out of his mind on something but the large crowds of people shouting at the officers as if they were monsters. I'm not naive to think the police never fuck with people but the mod mentality that was forming was creepy. Shouting things like "The world is watching" and all the rest, rubs me the wrong way. The comments on the vid will piss you off even more, then. :awesome_for_real Ancient - but new to me. The front fell off (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEebOgtx3tM). Holy crap, if you had John Cleese and Terry Jones read the dialogue and you'd think they wrote it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 25, 2009, 07:10:32 AM Spiral stairs are also sometimes climbing routes. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908563)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 25, 2009, 08:15:33 AM Was that a home video, Bhodi? You've been working out.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 25, 2009, 11:43:41 AM Was that a home video, Bhodi? You've been working out. Nope. I am pretty sure I could do the same, at least for one or two flights, if I was willing to lock my foot like he did (I'm not - one slip and his leg is broken at the shin). I don't have quite those muscles, though I'm working on it :)Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 25, 2009, 11:49:03 AM Your Tazer discussion (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=16779.0) is now floating down in politics.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 26, 2009, 05:19:01 AM The onion wins again.
Close Range: the game in which you repeatedly shoot people point-blank in the face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQhvW-tjNM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on April 26, 2009, 10:30:55 AM The onion wins again. Holy crap didn't that woman used to be a real news person on CNN?Close Range: the game in which you repeatedly shoot people point-blank in the face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQhvW-tjNM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on April 26, 2009, 12:25:58 PM I am just going to leave this here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 26, 2009, 11:23:33 PM I am just going to leave this here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI) Pilot episode for the live action Star Wars show. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on April 27, 2009, 08:14:08 AM Was that a home video, Bhodi? You've been working out. You don't have to be very buff to do stuff like that.The foot getting jammed in like that is pretty dicey, though, given how slick wood stairs can be. All you need is to hook the toes imo. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 27, 2009, 10:17:04 AM You can't hook the toes really, since the stairs overlap - you can't get your foot in there to hook the toes without turning it sideways, and then your foot is locked in. Slickness isn't an issue since he's wearing climbing shoes, they have plenty of grip on straight wood surfaces. I'd be worried about my hand slipping - if your hands come off, your leg is coming off with them.
The one section that requires a good deal of strength on each landing is the transition to the bottom step and the two move straight campus (hands only) from the first step -> second step -> third step before he slides his feet in. 0:42 to 0:55. I can tell by his movements that he's a fairly accomplished climber but as hard/impressive as it looks to a layman anyone who has been climbing for a while is probably able to do the same. I'd love to try it! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on April 27, 2009, 10:42:23 AM Not sure what you mean, he's using toeholds for most of it. And yeah, I meant hand slippage.
I'd be able to do it, the transition would be tough for me now. Been a few years since I've done any climbing beyond some bouldering or small cliffs, but once you've done that kind of thing for 25+ years, it's just kind of how your body works. I still do the thing where you run and hop from rock to rock, not sure if there's a name for it, been doing it since I was a kid. I just get scared doing it now that I'm old and creaky :) I've only fallen once in the last few years, and my fiancee was amazed because I actually fell about six times as I kept almost saving myself. Looked to her like I was breaking bones all over the place, but I'm very good at falling correctly and walked away with a couple scratches on my forearm (where I missed a handgrip coming down) and no bruises. I was pretty impressed with myself and wish she'd been filming it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 27, 2009, 11:14:58 AM Not sure what you mean, he's using toeholds for most of it. And yeah, I meant hand slippage. Maybe he is; I always thought using your foot like that was a bar, not a toehold. I think it's just semantics. Either way, my brain screamed "Bad idea! Bad idea!"Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on April 27, 2009, 11:44:41 AM The onion wins again. Close Range: the game in which you repeatedly shoot people point-blank in the face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQhvW-tjNM) I was simply amused until they got to the bumper line for the next story. Pity I was drinking coffee at the time, now I have a mess to clean up. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on April 27, 2009, 11:49:53 AM Maybe he is; I always thought using your foot like that was a bar, not a toehold. I think it's just semantics. Either way, my brain screamed "Bad idea! Bad idea!" Eh...not to keep yanking at this :PYeah, he's definitely jamming the foot in under the first tread, then I think he was using normal toeholds after he got up a couple steps. I'm just not sure why, but I'd have to try it first. Most of my strength is in my legs, too, but it doesn't seem natural to do it that way. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on April 27, 2009, 01:41:33 PM Incoming permanent brain damage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDUIwUbkFZs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 27, 2009, 01:45:31 PM WHAT THE FUCK? :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 27, 2009, 02:14:43 PM The "screencap" and video title were enough to make me not want to click that video.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on April 27, 2009, 03:37:35 PM Bike parkour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o) Edinburgh Bike Parkour Best Bike Parkour. It is even more amazing when you know some of those locations and the heights involved. The camera doesn't do some of them justice... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on April 27, 2009, 04:19:58 PM Incoming permanent brain damage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDUIwUbkFZs) That's not mud.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on April 28, 2009, 08:25:11 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpkinmJtG2c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpkinmJtG2c)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 28, 2009, 08:43:15 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpkinmJtG2c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpkinmJtG2c) I was going to post some stupid comment and a pedobear icon but that video was just...lame and unfunny in every way. I want the time I wasted on watching that back please. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on April 28, 2009, 08:59:25 AM So you are saying it is useless then?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on April 28, 2009, 03:09:23 PM Lyrics are pretty good.
A couple of translation : "She not the type to hangs herself" "fucked up family" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on April 29, 2009, 05:57:45 AM Street musicians around the world playing Stand by Me (http://vimeo.com/2539741)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 29, 2009, 11:58:16 AM http://current.com/items/90004396_rap-chop-featuring-vince-slap-chop-remix.htm
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on April 29, 2009, 01:27:36 PM I'm just going to leave these here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eiG5FCYJ8k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw&eurl=http://bossip.com/105225/pure-coonery-popeyes-runs-out-of-chicken/&feature=player_embedded Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 30, 2009, 01:29:55 PM Wow.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on April 30, 2009, 07:44:37 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnMHgwG9aAo
I'll leave that here with this http://www.thehuntforgollum.com/trailers_player_trailer2.htm I bet I'm reposting. But I drank to much to care tonight. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 01, 2009, 12:57:52 AM Ancient - but new to me. The front fell off (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEebOgtx3tM). Holy crap, if you had John Cleese and Terry Jones read the dialogue and you'd think they wrote it. That's John Clarke and Brian Dawe, two deadpan comedians who have done a sketch like that every Thursday night forever ... they're still going: http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/clarkedawe.htm Dawe is always the interviewer, Clarke is the interviewee. Their trademark is to just pretend Clarke is someone else, without any makeup or accents, just using his normal voice and Australian accent. Some days he's George W Bush, other days he's the head of some company, etc. Here's Clarke being the Australian Prime Minister at the recent G20 summit (http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2009/s2533680.htm). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on May 03, 2009, 05:13:40 AM Hip Hip Violin And DJ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBA5W4llaeQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on May 04, 2009, 12:04:38 PM What happens when you cross a magical girl show with a console flight sim?
A's Combat Zero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wba6XWbpT-k) :drillf: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 04, 2009, 12:28:48 PM What happens when you cross a magical girl show with a console flight sim? A's Combat Zero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wba6XWbpT-k) :drillf: That about encapsulates just about everthing in anime that makes me itch. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on May 05, 2009, 10:02:05 AM So you don't want to see the Super Robot Wars version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yONDMeMv0HA) of that vid, then? :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on May 05, 2009, 12:19:14 PM I'm just gonna leave this here.
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=oHg5SJYRHA0&startZoom=1 (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=oHg5SJYRHA0&startZoom=1) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on May 05, 2009, 12:32:52 PM Because I am horrible.
http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=UWRyj5cHIQA&startZoom=1 (http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=UWRyj5cHIQA&startZoom=1) The internet is awesome. http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=VT5xKrqgpj8&startZoom=1 (http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=VT5xKrqgpj8&startZoom=1) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 05, 2009, 01:42:39 PM I'm just gonna leave this here. This is kind of actually amazing. The girl swings her hips and flips her hair exactly in beat with the bass as it goes up the screen. And the clapping about 40 seconds in, fuck. That's pretty amazing and total coincidence and probably wouldn't work for most videos.http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=oHg5SJYRHA0&startZoom=1 (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=oHg5SJYRHA0&startZoom=1) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on May 05, 2009, 01:58:47 PM I'm just gonna leave this here. This is kind of actually amazing. The girl swings her hips and flips her hair exactly in beat with the bass as it goes up the screen. And the clapping about 40 seconds in, fuck. That's pretty amazing and total coincidence and probably wouldn't work for most videos.http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=oHg5SJYRHA0&startZoom=1 (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=oHg5SJYRHA0&startZoom=1) Ive been plugging you tube videos into that site for like 3 hours now, its ridiculous what you can do with trance music videos. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on May 05, 2009, 06:25:40 PM HAHAHA
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=UWRyj5cHIQA&startZoom=1 (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=UWRyj5cHIQA&startZoom=1) http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=2tJjNVVwRCY&startZoom=1 (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=2tJjNVVwRCY&startZoom=1) :heart: http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=4-K1y4xoyJg&startZoom=1 (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=4-K1y4xoyJg&startZoom=1) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on May 07, 2009, 05:50:22 AM http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8029933.stm
Mark my words: They'll be picking door locks soon. (Hopefully the video will work outside the UK) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on May 07, 2009, 05:18:23 PM I swear not a single video from bbc.co.uk has ever worked for me.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on May 08, 2009, 01:55:47 AM Movie source:
http://users.ox.ac.uk/~kgroup/tools/movies.shtml Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on May 08, 2009, 04:00:11 AM I swear not a single video from bbc.co.uk has ever worked for me. Consider it revenge for Hulu. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on May 08, 2009, 10:22:06 AM We've still got a long way to go in terms of revenge then don't we?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Riggswolfe on May 08, 2009, 02:09:42 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXoYK4b_q24 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXoYK4b_q24)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on May 08, 2009, 02:59:10 PM Shouldn't this go in useless videos?
Also.. bleh! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on May 08, 2009, 08:38:44 PM Shouldn't this go in useless videos? We have a wiener! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on May 09, 2009, 08:41:18 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0FWkpGuzNI&feature=rec-HM-rev-rn
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 10, 2009, 10:06:37 AM One more reason Australia rules (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bTOWxcZC6M)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hindenburg on May 10, 2009, 03:13:12 PM Live Action Little Mac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEaL8HqufFI&eurl=http://kotaku.com/5247930/punch%2Bout-documentary-ad-walks-the-dog&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on May 11, 2009, 08:56:50 AM Alf reimagined as a Lynchian nightmare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZERfeh7n4Q&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on May 11, 2009, 02:59:30 PM Makes you reexamine your life, yes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs&feature=channel Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sauced on May 11, 2009, 03:08:52 PM Tiptoes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM)
Totally real, and buried for obvious good reasons. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on May 11, 2009, 04:02:07 PM Alf reimagined as a Lynchian nightmare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZERfeh7n4Q&feature=related) This made me lol like the Cheeseburger in Paradise episode of Lasagna Cat did. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on May 11, 2009, 11:35:06 PM Makes you reexamine your life, yes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs&feature=channel The comments, as always, are hilarious. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 12, 2009, 08:43:35 AM Makes you reexamine your life, yes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs&feature=channel That makes me want to either kill myself or the author of that video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on May 13, 2009, 12:50:34 AM Awesomeness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on May 13, 2009, 12:54:16 AM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on May 13, 2009, 01:13:33 AM That was the greatest final scene in a trailer ever.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on May 13, 2009, 12:05:04 PM I was wondering what a plane had to do with it. They answered my question. This calls for...
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2070/shark1.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on May 13, 2009, 12:18:54 PM Tiptoes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM) Totally real, and buried for obvious good reasons. :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vash on May 13, 2009, 01:29:17 PM TF2 meets Smash Bros. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bbH632PSpw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eescapistmagazine%2Ecom%2Fnews%2Fview%2F91682%2DTeam%2DFortress%2D2%2DDoes%2DSuper%2DSmash%2DBros&feature)
Need I say more? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on May 14, 2009, 12:24:20 AM I'm pretty sure this has been posted before, but just in case...
Predator Rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovi-djkUgd0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on May 16, 2009, 11:03:57 AM I think he's lip-syncing (http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=13648)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 18, 2009, 05:16:16 PM Some people are hard to please (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1TcJKFB0sY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on May 18, 2009, 06:14:19 PM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on May 19, 2009, 03:55:35 AM Retracted Balls (http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/05/double-headshot-retracted-balls/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on May 19, 2009, 05:38:37 AM Left 4 Dead's survivors sing in rock band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa8i9IPKrqw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on May 19, 2009, 09:26:39 AM An interactive music video (http://soytuaire.labuat.com/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on May 19, 2009, 03:09:08 PM OMNISLASH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un1M7xbCCIs&eurl=http://www.gamespy.com/articles/984/984419p1.html&feature=player_embedded)
Made me wonder what a really strong, well trained, guy could do with hit. Bonus - it can be used as tower shield. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 19, 2009, 03:26:51 PM An interactive music video (http://soytuaire.labuat.com/) That was actually pretty cool. Neat bit of flash code. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on May 19, 2009, 06:02:32 PM My brother doing a a performance piece. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0P7q39biGI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on May 19, 2009, 07:31:04 PM My brother doing a a performance piece. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0P7q39biGI) I must not be very cultured, cause I didn't get it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on May 20, 2009, 11:50:44 PM My brother doing a a performance piece. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0P7q39biGI) I must not be very cultured, cause I didn't get it. I am with you there on that, my perhaps in my years I have lost that certain spark, but I lost interest in these types of things somewhere in the mid 90s. oh well... I like the music. Maybe I should just be watching M.A.S.H. reruns or something :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on May 21, 2009, 09:23:30 AM When we saw BBVD last week, Scotty was saying how he originally got into Cab through Bettie Boop. I've always liked the old cartoons, because they were just silly and filled with great music. Cartoons are too serious these days, I feel bad for kids. Anyway, the tube delivers as usual:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po9MAIgBZ10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mydtJjVvNWY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on May 21, 2009, 08:41:13 PM If you missed it this was a cool little performance on SNL.
http://www.prefixmag.com/news/stars-say-goodnight-saigon-on-isnli-video/29054/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on May 21, 2009, 08:44:12 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKu60YKqsvs&feature=related#
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on May 21, 2009, 09:00:08 PM Inspired bicycle riding. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o)
Some amazing balance if you can get past the slow start. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on May 22, 2009, 11:18:59 AM Vending Machine bakes pizza in 3 minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di5HCuFQn-k&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on May 24, 2009, 02:08:26 PM One week of the sun at the North Pole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdTduSstXVM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on May 24, 2009, 06:50:27 PM Inspired bicycle riding. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o) Some amazing balance if you can get past the slow start. a repost but yeah that is some godly biking... that makes me feel :geezer: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ShenMolo on May 26, 2009, 08:45:10 AM Dervish Longboards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpGkiYgDrc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpGkiYgDrc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on May 26, 2009, 10:08:49 AM Dervish Longboards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpGkiYgDrc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpGkiYgDrc) It's like modern dance. Those guys are pretty impressive. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on May 28, 2009, 03:24:18 PM Oh my. Hilarious video from Natalie Tran, AKA Community Channel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSMpnXHS_pc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSMpnXHS_pc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on May 28, 2009, 03:32:41 PM God I'm so out of touch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 28, 2009, 05:36:45 PM What...huh...wha? Funny how?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rishathra on May 28, 2009, 09:40:08 PM If you wouldn't mind sharing your definition of the word 'hilarious,' I think that might clear up some confusion.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 28, 2009, 11:41:03 PM god she is not even a little funny
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on May 29, 2009, 03:49:19 AM Well, after that I don't feel this one is too terribly out there.
One - Covered by Apocalyptica. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JjQGt7WjK0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on May 29, 2009, 03:57:16 AM A Capella Iron Maiden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyHcIHssdHA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on May 29, 2009, 03:59:27 AM Oooh, new Van Canto.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on May 31, 2009, 02:22:12 PM Well, after that I don't feel this one is too terribly out there. One - Covered by Apocalyptica. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JjQGt7WjK0) Out there? Apocalyptica is just awesome. Sadly, I only started listening to them after "I don't care" came out. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on May 31, 2009, 08:39:01 PM classic skit
Thousand Dollars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt_59GY6DqU) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 01, 2009, 05:41:24 AM Britain is the Envy of the World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIz-j1a0OB0) simply because it has Argumental.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 01, 2009, 07:59:16 AM A Capella Iron Maiden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyHcIHssdHA) This grabbed my eye on the main site. (http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5240/romu.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on June 01, 2009, 10:21:33 PM Space Invaders (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L7DTMKekoU&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HAMMER FRENZY on June 03, 2009, 11:34:59 AM I don't know if this has been posted but...Wtf?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzscQltW5XQ&feature=channel_page Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 03, 2009, 03:33:02 PM Literal music videos seem to be a new fad on You Tube. Here's the best of the ones I viewed, Total Eclipse of the Heart, Literal version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XkD5sJwwrE)
Don't bother with the Nirvana one, it's awful. Journey was mildly amusing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 04, 2009, 12:27:22 AM That was, by far, the best literal music video I've seen.
The Take On Me one was only good because of "pipe wrench fight (pipe wrench fight)." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Falconeer on June 04, 2009, 04:21:18 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0MrrBXEJ1U
'talianz... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on June 04, 2009, 09:53:19 AM Literal music videos seem to be a new fad on You Tube. Here's the best of the ones I viewed, Total Eclipse of the Heart, Literal version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XkD5sJwwrE) Don't bother with the Nirvana one, it's awful. Journey was mildly amusing. There is no way to accurately convey on a forum how hard that made me laugh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 04, 2009, 11:31:15 AM TWITTER TRACKER! (http://www.thetonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/twitter-tracker-060209/1116881/)
God I love Conan O'Brian. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on June 04, 2009, 01:58:22 PM Literal music videos seem to be a new fad on You Tube. Here's the best of the ones I viewed, Total Eclipse of the Heart, Literal version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XkD5sJwwrE) Don't bother with the Nirvana one, it's awful. Journey was mildly amusing. There is no way to accurately convey on a forum how hard that made me laugh. I blew coffee out my nose during the Meatloaf one at "but I'm the Kool-Aid Man!!" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 04, 2009, 03:14:32 PM Literal music videos seem to be a new fad on You Tube. Here's the best of the ones I viewed, Total Eclipse of the Heart, Literal version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XkD5sJwwrE) Don't bother with the Nirvana one, it's awful. Journey was mildly amusing. There is no way to accurately convey on a forum how hard that made me laugh. I blew coffee out my nose during the Meatloaf one at "but I'm the Kool-Aid Man!!" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ShenMolo on June 05, 2009, 11:52:58 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31x2WpuSAkA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31x2WpuSAkA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tazelbain on June 05, 2009, 05:50:41 PM Well, after that I don't feel this one is too terribly out there. You like Cellos?One - Covered by Apocalyptica. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JjQGt7WjK0) Rasputina - "Saline The Salt Lake Queen" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3JBrvpSMw8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on June 06, 2009, 01:02:51 PM 30 Japanese Hornets v. 30,000 honey bees (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTrSOFyfxs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on June 06, 2009, 06:12:25 PM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on June 06, 2009, 07:09:23 PM 30 Japanese Hornets v. 30,000 honey bees (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTrSOFyfxs) what is this, nature snuff films? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 07, 2009, 07:43:15 PM A380 crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfVAetzC8W4)
Stumbled on it - just a mishap with a cool RC A380 in Hong Kong, but it's a nice toy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on June 08, 2009, 12:33:11 PM A380 crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfVAetzC8W4) A long video for such a meh crash.Stumbled on it - just a mishap with a cool RC A380 in Hong Kong, but it's a nice toy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on June 09, 2009, 10:31:28 AM Its a giant inflatable duck who shoots anti-water rays and hates water. Makes perfect sense to me.
http://www.snotr.com/video/2707 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on June 09, 2009, 05:08:55 PM I laughed.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/147893/january-17-2008/david-levy (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/147893/january-17-2008/david-levy) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 09, 2009, 08:03:53 PM This one's epic
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/229768/june-08-2009/obama-orders-stephen-s-haircut---ray-odierno Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on June 11, 2009, 12:37:54 AM STOP!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfxCnZ4Dp3c Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 11, 2009, 12:35:01 PM Its a giant inflatable duck who shoots anti-water rays and hates water. Makes perfect sense to me. Best tagline ever.http://www.snotr.com/video/2707 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on June 11, 2009, 01:26:53 PM It's like horseshoes... with nuclear bombs. If you can't make it accurate, make it big and get it "close enough".
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2046393742348211186 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vash on June 11, 2009, 01:49:53 PM Man vs. Car SFII bonus round style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n_9Nd9bhco)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on June 12, 2009, 12:07:38 AM Worthless without mook coming in at the end going "OH! MY CAR"
(http://www.infendo.com/uploaded_images/FinalFightOhMyCar-798857.png) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on June 12, 2009, 03:24:02 AM Buy some headphones, asshole.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e85_1235869751 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 12, 2009, 12:42:36 PM Buy some headphones, asshole. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e85_1235869751 Removed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on June 12, 2009, 03:09:52 PM Bah, it was about some jackass listening to porn loudly in an apartment complex, and having some other jackass kick the door down and threaten the first jackass with a sword because the second jackass thought someone was being raped.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on June 16, 2009, 07:10:09 AM Here (http://nextround.net/2009/03/02/man-watching-porn-attacked-by-sword-weilding-neighbor/) is a mirror of the porn guy.
Julian Simon thinks he has won a GP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeVTm0aZEsc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on June 17, 2009, 09:01:29 AM The Citizen Kane of Keyboard Cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0nE1u7cv4) (thanks Brian Bendis (http://www.jinxworld.com/)).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on June 17, 2009, 07:14:40 PM The Citizen Kane of Keyboard Cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0nE1u7cv4) (thanks Brian Bendis (http://www.jinxworld.com/)). It's inexplicable, but that video motivated me to work harder. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on June 17, 2009, 08:22:57 PM The Citizen Kane of Keyboard Cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0nE1u7cv4) (thanks Brian Bendis (http://www.jinxworld.com/)). It's inexplicable, but that video motivated me to work harder.Cocaine's a helluva drug. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on June 18, 2009, 08:03:13 AM Little Man: The way girls are. (http://www.snotr.com/video/2734)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on June 18, 2009, 12:04:09 PM World's Shortest Slasher Film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1_NY4n2rg0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on June 18, 2009, 12:27:16 PM Little Man: The way girls are. (http://www.snotr.com/video/2734) Awesome! :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on June 18, 2009, 12:35:15 PM Little Man: The way girls are. (http://www.snotr.com/video/2734) I laughed, then I wept. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on June 18, 2009, 07:01:22 PM ARhrrrr - An augmented reality shooter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNu4CluFOcw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on June 18, 2009, 08:15:27 PM I thought that was pretty :drill: and then they used Skittles for bombs. That is truly :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 20, 2009, 03:28:05 PM oh god it's a whole channel full of grief links (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=channel_page&v=dtX45rprUeE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 23, 2009, 10:11:59 AM This guy knows how to drive a bobcat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfbBNQZ6GiM&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Margalis on June 24, 2009, 02:34:53 AM Well, after that I don't feel this one is too terribly out there. One - Covered by Apocalyptica. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JjQGt7WjK0) Apocalyptica does Metallica better than Metallica. They cover the right songs and bring out the right parts of the composition. After listening to Apocalyptica when I go back to Metallica I'm always dissapointed to find the more melodic bits buried beneath the wall of noise. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on June 24, 2009, 02:43:55 AM Well, after that I don't feel this one is too terribly out there. One - Covered by Apocalyptica. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JjQGt7WjK0) Apocalyptica does Metallica better than Metallica. They cover the right songs and bring out the right parts of the composition. After listening to Apocalyptica when I go back to Metallica I'm always dissapointed to find the more melodic bits buried beneath the wall of noise. My favourite Apocalyptica track at the moment is Helden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slgl9AdomTE) featuring Till Lindemann of Rammstein. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on June 25, 2009, 07:02:22 AM Monkey pees on Zambian president during press conference. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8118046.stm)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on June 26, 2009, 11:42:05 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGhsbRb_pqE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGhsbRb_pqE)
Autotune the news. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on June 28, 2009, 02:01:45 AM If you ever were a skater, had a skateboard, ate shit dropping in, learned to ollie etc.
The bio of the guy who pretty much singlehandedly invented the bulk of... well pretty much everything. Rodney Mullen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p12CfR5ktzI&mode=related&search= Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on June 28, 2009, 08:36:58 PM (http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5420/fu113434.jpg) (http://www.freecodesource.com/image-hosting/view/img15/5420/fu113434.jpg/)
in reference of (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSYgikHRt3U) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 28, 2009, 09:02:03 PM :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on June 30, 2009, 01:07:53 AM Oldie but a goody: Killer Lizard Attacks News Reporter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrq_wnNNnY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 30, 2009, 04:56:42 AM Oldie but a goody: Killer Lizard Attacks News Reporter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrq_wnNNnY) Made me think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtmmefcJbMc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on June 30, 2009, 08:33:28 AM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913584
Web Site Story. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 30, 2009, 10:33:42 AM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913584 Web Site Story. I think I thew up in my mouth a little. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on June 30, 2009, 10:43:58 AM The Twitter song was awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on June 30, 2009, 05:31:48 PM Um.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMtxsnJuzU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMtxsnJuzU) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on June 30, 2009, 10:33:15 PM MS IE8 ad. Don't watch if you don't like watching people puke on screen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-9Mjm-Hohc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on July 01, 2009, 01:41:57 AM But do watch if you like seeing people puke on screen but don't want your significant other to find out!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on July 01, 2009, 08:06:19 AM http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2009/06/30/moos.squirrel.cleavage.cnn
For a "normal" CNN report this video has Cats in racks, squirrels in a rack and a huge snake up a dudes pants. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 01, 2009, 10:55:32 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2n3rMmlCrA
Figures that he's Australian. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on July 03, 2009, 10:16:12 AM Mike Rowe talking about work and other stuff
http://www.ted.com/talks/view/id/477 (http://www.ted.com/talks/view/id/477) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 03, 2009, 07:21:41 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2n3rMmlCrA Figures that he's Australian. That's a New Zealand accent, not Australian. New Zealanders say their "i" sounds like "u" sounds. He says fush. Also, how is there already a camera in the water behind the fish? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on July 03, 2009, 09:54:03 PM Possibly a re-post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryas9OANw-E I can believable! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on July 04, 2009, 01:18:06 AM Completely useless, but cool. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRFK6UH09FM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 04, 2009, 02:53:50 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2bCc0EGP6U
Zach Galifianakis is :awesome_for_real: That's a New Zealand accent, not Australian. My bad, sorry; Due to the tiny number of Kiwis I haven't been exposed to their accent enough to tell the difference. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on July 06, 2009, 07:01:34 PM God I love his fucking beard.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 07, 2009, 06:18:27 AM 2012: It's a disaster! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW2qxFkcLM0) - the trailer recut.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 07, 2009, 07:24:41 AM Brilliant.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 07, 2009, 12:05:07 PM 2012: It's a disaster! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW2qxFkcLM0) - the trailer recut. Oh shit that's a real movie :ye_gods: :awesome_for_real:Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on July 09, 2009, 08:02:16 PM Customer complaint Via Youtube... In Song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 11, 2009, 06:19:15 PM I stumbled on Carlos vs the water ball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1ovNgOwZe0&feature=related).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 11, 2009, 06:49:56 PM Wouldn't he eventually run out of oxygen?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 12, 2009, 01:44:22 AM hopefully
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 12, 2009, 07:10:35 AM Duke Nukem's Disease
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBKKV2V8eU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBKKV2V8eU) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 13, 2009, 01:47:05 PM The Street Fighter stroke victim got me. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on July 13, 2009, 05:16:47 PM lol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_o07JSf1z8&eurl=http://hailmaryjane.com/15-extremely-painful-looking-parkour-accidents/&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 13, 2009, 07:05:20 PM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 13, 2009, 07:36:47 PM Heh, what a nub. :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 13, 2009, 09:12:43 PM His face made an awesome sound when it hit the concrete.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 13, 2009, 09:28:24 PM lol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_o07JSf1z8&eurl=http://hailmaryjane.com/15-extremely-painful-looking-parkour-accidents/&feature=player_embedded) Reminded me of Faulkner off tha truck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCPMLJKGZb0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on July 14, 2009, 05:18:53 AM I also posted that one a couple of months ago. Guess I just like douche wasting their face on concrete.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nevermore on July 18, 2009, 12:23:12 AM So while looking around youtube to see if they had the songs I was interesting in submitting to the mixtape, I came across this fan video of Crackity Jones (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAoCkrsVnUs). The quality of the video is pretty crappy unfortunately, but the video itself is one of the better fan music videos I've seen.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on July 18, 2009, 07:08:56 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejM7ZCEzs5A
Awesome Thai movie trailer with some really cool fight scenes. Stripped off the reference crap - Bhodi Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 18, 2009, 08:22:08 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejM7ZCEzs5A Awesome Thai movie trailer with some really cool fight scenes. Stripped off the reference crap - Bhodi That movie looks amazing! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 18, 2009, 10:02:30 AM Will you be here tomorrow? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BswkYHQSLrQ)
It just gets better and better. A bit NS4W for simulated gruesomeness. At no point does it talk about safety methods, instead you just get horror after simulated workshop horror. The moral of this one is that inanimate objects have a dark life of their own. They want you to die. Surviving edged weapons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIo07GboRLI). In a normal day during law enforcement, you'll face machetes, swords, and a random face stabbing during a traffic stop. The last 3 seconds are the best. You and Office Safety (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcg53bRktCg). Women in the workplace are a hazard to themselves and everyone around them. Under no circumstances do you let women do a man's job. In another age, this video would be shown for sexual harassment training, not safety training. It only takes a second (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6srFWdsovio). Accident Porn. Somewhere, somehow, you are going to main yourself and those you love. And, it'll be your own damn fault. Bonus for vehicular homicide and a parent looking away from the road for one second at her kid before her entire car explodes into a fireball. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 19, 2009, 06:23:56 AM I'll just leave this here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXJHnv_SiKg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXJHnv_SiKg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Soln on July 19, 2009, 02:14:01 PM A Normal Day somewhere in UROP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO1tydZke-o&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO1tydZke-o&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: squirrel on July 20, 2009, 12:16:30 PM Not youtube but this chick is hardcore - free climbing and base jumper.
http://www.wimp.com/dangerousclimbing/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 20, 2009, 08:30:07 PM Makes my palms sweat just by watching it. No way, no how. One slip and it's over. 5:30 really got to me.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 20, 2009, 09:05:11 PM That qualifies in the top 5 stupidest things I've seen humans do. Darwin shit imo.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on July 20, 2009, 10:20:57 PM Still need a car Schild?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtzWVYS5XHc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 21, 2009, 02:20:15 AM Buzz Aldrin punches a conspiracy theorist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ez-NpFVwQw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on July 21, 2009, 02:23:17 AM Lol, that guy probably went home and cried.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 21, 2009, 02:44:29 AM Actually he tried to sue, but the Judge threw out the case and told him to stop being a pussy.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on July 21, 2009, 02:47:32 AM Good, what a fucking asshole.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on July 21, 2009, 07:51:09 AM Yacht launch gone wrong (http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2009/new-motor-yacht-launch-p1.php?emf=sk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 21, 2009, 08:38:19 AM Slow motion tragedies are always the worst to watch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on July 21, 2009, 10:16:01 PM I just got rickrolled by Kurt Cobain... FROM THE GRAVE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on July 22, 2009, 08:25:55 AM Turtle Porn (http://www.break.com/index/the-north-american-humping-tortoise.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 22, 2009, 08:32:10 AM I just got rickrolled by Kurt Cobain... FROM THE GRAVE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k) somehow completely awsome. one of those 'its full of stars' moment for me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on July 22, 2009, 08:57:12 AM New tank project gets axed by President:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxJLUZWPEb8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 22, 2009, 11:05:16 AM New tank project gets axed by President: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxJLUZWPEb8 Ha, far too close to home. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on July 22, 2009, 06:40:46 PM The new Coca Cola Freestyle soda fountain. Dispenses 100 flavors.
(kinda boring video, but a cool product) http://video.aol.com/video-detail/techeblog-coca-cola-freestyle/1618672813/?icid=VIDURVENT01 edit: fuuuuu... changed link. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on July 23, 2009, 01:01:47 AM New tank project gets axed by President: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxJLUZWPEb8 Like the Harry Potter bit! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 23, 2009, 05:56:24 AM The new Coca Cola Freestyle soda fountain. Dispenses 100 flavors. (kinda boring video, but a cool product) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOotl8T_o6I Kicks me to some login screen? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 23, 2009, 03:48:08 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnuEI4vkvg
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on July 23, 2009, 03:56:03 PM I like how they misspelled "whip".
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on July 23, 2009, 04:00:08 PM The new Coca Cola Freestyle soda fountain. Dispenses 100 flavors. (kinda boring video, but a cool product) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOotl8T_o6I Kicks me to some login screen? Thanks. I changed the link above. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 24, 2009, 08:27:02 AM Old footage of our patron saint (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFL_rOcmYFo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 24, 2009, 11:41:08 AM Edit: Forgot to mention, some of you might qualify this as NSFW
Phildo pointed this at me yesterday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G29d6RDSK1c Amazing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 24, 2009, 12:10:46 PM Seriously, it's the video of the year, guys.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 24, 2009, 01:37:37 PM Not bad, he looks almost exactly like batman.
Just have to add that anything with Lydia Hearst is awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 24, 2009, 03:28:55 PM Wrong kind of knife :oh_i_see: :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 24, 2009, 03:56:17 PM Wrong kind of knife :oh_i_see: :awesome_for_real: :x Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 24, 2009, 03:59:08 PM Hey, they worked so hard to make it "period" and then they stuck a trendy scalloped Santoku knife in there. It was just jarring to me.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 24, 2009, 05:13:56 PM You mean it wasn't just a Ginsu?
I have no idea how you would even know that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on July 24, 2009, 05:32:49 PM Yeah. What the hell? They couldn't find a traditional butcher knife after putting all that work into the video. Otherwise, :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on July 24, 2009, 09:09:42 PM I dunno if this is old or not...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgD51VS5Rmg&feature=related (and that cover should make it to the next mix tape for sure!) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 25, 2009, 12:13:39 AM I think I just got wet. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-oArux66gA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on July 25, 2009, 10:47:07 PM Dancing bear! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LALCG9Ur-FY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on July 26, 2009, 10:02:27 AM Do you still actually hold your toilet paper? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 26, 2009, 12:42:55 PM Do you still actually hold your toilet paper? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM&feature=player_embedded) You get that list of weird infomercials too? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 26, 2009, 03:03:46 PM Best. TF2 mod. Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuR3i0_4lY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 26, 2009, 05:04:11 PM Best. TF2 mod. Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuR3i0_4lY) You haven't seen the Celine Dion one I take it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 26, 2009, 05:52:03 PM Do you mean to imply you actually WATCHED the Celine Dion video? :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 26, 2009, 08:54:05 PM Yes. As a Canadian I have to remind myself we can do evil in this world.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on July 26, 2009, 09:01:46 PM It's even better when you'r from Quebec and the media can't stop bragging about Celine being our biggest ambassador to the world.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on July 27, 2009, 06:55:16 AM BIRDY NAM NAM - THE PARACHUTE ENDING (http://vimeo.com/5003279) - Quite possibly the most amazing thing you'll see today.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 27, 2009, 07:03:48 AM the fuck?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 27, 2009, 11:04:07 AM Quite possibly the most amazing thing you'll see today. Nope. Or I really missed something.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: squirrel on July 27, 2009, 11:50:30 AM Stupidest person alive. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917596)
Seriously I hope that was a joke. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on July 27, 2009, 12:14:37 PM Quite possibly the most amazing thing you'll see today. Nope. Or I really missed something.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 27, 2009, 12:53:06 PM Stupidest person alive. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917596) Seriously I hope that was a joke. Even with fast forwarding, that hurt my head. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on July 27, 2009, 03:58:59 PM Quite possibly the most amazing thing you'll see today. Nope. Or I really missed something.Tough it was pretty awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 27, 2009, 04:08:47 PM Stupidest person alive. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917596) Seriously I hope that was a joke. And she's allowed to vote, too. :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 30, 2009, 12:14:47 PM Jeremy Clarkson, beat box, starts off slow...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY9u0LxIWJk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY9u0LxIWJk) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 30, 2009, 05:44:21 PM Introducing Pedochicken, Pedobear's friend. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUsTTePBBys)
:uhrr: :ye_gods: :pedobear: :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on July 30, 2009, 06:47:46 PM Introducing Pedochicken, Pedobear's friend. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUsTTePBBys) :uhrr: :ye_gods: :pedobear: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tazelbain on July 30, 2009, 07:46:51 PM SO, that's a jive turkey!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on July 31, 2009, 07:19:02 AM Introducing Pedochicken, Pedobear's friend. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUsTTePBBys) :uhrr: :ye_gods: :pedobear: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: x2 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 31, 2009, 12:14:04 PM Don't know if you guys have seen this video site yet:
http://www.youku.com/ Someone on a music site had linked to a DVD there in its entirety (http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNzc1NDQ0NTY=.html), might have some stuff worth mining. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on July 31, 2009, 01:03:52 PM Introducing Pedochicken, Pedobear's friend. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUsTTePBBys) A big brown cock named Rasta that stands behind children while they are leaning over in tight fitting yoga outfits. :ye_gods: How did that get approved? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 31, 2009, 03:10:34 PM I'm not sure if this qualifies as useless, since I think it's pretty cool myself.
Kutiman mixes YouTube => http://thru-you.com/# Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on August 01, 2009, 08:38:13 AM Kill it with fire! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdpWlZz2W_4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 01, 2009, 07:57:13 PM College Humor, commenter meeting number two:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 01, 2009, 08:21:58 PM I'm not sure if this qualifies as useless, since I think it's pretty cool myself. Kutiman mixes YouTube => http://thru-you.com/# Wish you could download all of those. They're really good. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 01, 2009, 08:38:50 PM College Humor, commenter meeting number two: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175) Old! but still funny Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on August 02, 2009, 04:39:27 AM I think it's neat that Lady Gaga actually has some musical talent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP8SrlbpJ5A).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 02, 2009, 04:40:31 AM Old! No no, here is the old one: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on August 02, 2009, 08:19:46 AM Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjtVDG0drG0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on August 02, 2009, 02:40:52 PM Look around you - Computer games
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBcrTucxiRc&feature=related Look around you - Music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5cWWV0KNDg&NR=1 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 02, 2009, 04:49:45 PM Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjtVDG0drG0) And they say the catholic church doesn't condone child abuse. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on August 02, 2009, 09:18:27 PM 326 hot air balloons launch in France (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mortimer/3757582259/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on August 03, 2009, 11:02:40 AM Sweet ball bouncing robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfdHY26E2jc&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on August 04, 2009, 12:50:32 AM Seems appropriate for this crowd.
Cadbury advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9_VV0F89ho) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on August 04, 2009, 01:31:34 AM Beauty queen solves California's budget problems (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxe_kwc8klw).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on August 04, 2009, 07:09:13 AM Turkish building demolition gone wrong. (http://www.break.com/index/turkish-building-demolition-gone-wrong.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 04, 2009, 09:04:21 AM It would seem Iain is bored at work.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on August 04, 2009, 11:39:05 AM One too many Beer Summits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0umKaGxkkE&)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on August 05, 2009, 05:31:57 PM A new revolutionary exercise... for women. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on August 05, 2009, 06:51:13 PM Nas and Nick Cannon present the modern face of Hip-Hop. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgRAgJI7aoc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wwtdd.com%2F&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on August 05, 2009, 07:02:12 PM Obama Superhero (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8110730.stm)
Manages to be be :drill: and sarcastic. Props to whoever did it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on August 07, 2009, 04:35:50 PM IT'S D&DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgOB7VWjlSQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on August 08, 2009, 10:47:29 AM http://Possibly the most useless thing ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUdXhhDDnaY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 08, 2009, 11:24:11 AM [img=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUdXhhDDnaY]http://Possibly the most useless thing ever[/img] Image tags around a video link? I agree :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on August 08, 2009, 11:54:49 AM Hah, fixed :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 08, 2009, 06:22:39 PM I'm happy to know that when the inevitable alien invasion comes our youth will have the manual dexterity and multi-tasking skills to pilot our remote combat ships to victory :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on August 09, 2009, 05:15:45 AM Dexterity is useless unless they find a way a give you a good ping in space.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on August 09, 2009, 07:53:10 AM I have watched/listened to this about 6 times in a row. Not the usual useless video, but.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyeBD4MYRk8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 09, 2009, 10:27:21 AM Dexterity is useless unless they find a way a give you a good ping in space. That's what an ansible is for. Duh!Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 10, 2009, 07:58:46 AM 10 drugs you shouldn't be on while driving (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCNDeMi2qdA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 10, 2009, 11:02:09 AM This has to have been posted here before. A man goes on holiday backpacking around Europe for a fortnight. His girlfriend...forgets that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-heCy0CbQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 10, 2009, 11:11:12 AM This has to have been posted here before. A man goes on holiday backpacking around Europe for a fortnight. His girlfriend...forgets that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-heCy0CbQ Funny but in a disturbing, almost painful way. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on August 10, 2009, 11:13:00 AM This has to have been posted here before. A man goes on holiday backpacking around Europe for a fortnight. His girlfriend...forgets that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-heCy0CbQ The best part was the email saying she was dropping his shit off at his mom's house. You just KNEW what the next email was going to be and then there it was in all its desperate glory. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on August 10, 2009, 01:54:12 PM Bagger 288 !!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qx1FGRt54&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spiegel.de%2Fnetzwelt%2Fweb%2F0%2C1518%2C641189-3%2C00.html&feature=player_embedded)
:drill: :drill: :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 10, 2009, 04:28:13 PM Vancouver's 6 Acre Living Roof (http://vimeo.com/5889280)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on August 10, 2009, 10:47:06 PM Edit: already been posted. Welp.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 10, 2009, 11:08:33 PM Good break-up story! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771) Welcome to five posts ago? :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on August 11, 2009, 02:01:07 PM Catching laptops in uncomfortable places (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiNaadVOQEM)
Safe for work, but maybe not for tailbones. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 11, 2009, 04:55:48 PM Sand Art. (http://www.wimp.com/crazysand/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 11, 2009, 05:08:38 PM Sand Art. (http://www.wimp.com/crazysand/) Speechless on so many levels. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on August 11, 2009, 08:23:10 PM WTF
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on August 11, 2009, 09:07:48 PM Meet Billy Mays, Heavy Weapons guy. (http://www.wimp.com/funnyinfomercial/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 11, 2009, 11:07:49 PM Sand Art. (http://www.wimp.com/crazysand/) :ye_gods:Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 11, 2009, 11:16:19 PM Goddamn performance artists.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on August 11, 2009, 11:54:05 PM http://www.bestviral.com/video/3499/aries_spears (http://www.bestviral.com/video/3499/aries_spears)
Love it! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vash on August 12, 2009, 12:57:24 PM I can see several F13'ers having this conversation in 10-20 years. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INQABrvPFi8) :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 12, 2009, 01:03:54 PM The white out at the end was a nice touch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on August 12, 2009, 03:01:18 PM Sand Art. (http://www.wimp.com/crazysand/) It even has some apocalyptica near the end there.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on August 12, 2009, 10:24:40 PM Sand Art. (http://www.wimp.com/crazysand/) It even has some apocalyptica near the end there.Plus she's hot. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on August 13, 2009, 05:07:27 PM Goddamn performance artists. There was another video like this from awhile back, but it was all about the sand art and nothing to do with him splashing sand around dramatically or the music being the "theme". And I recall his art being much better. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on August 13, 2009, 05:19:30 PM Japan, bringing you weird shit since forever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACwy0u91B-g&feature=related) (A little NSFW towards the end :uhrr:)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 13, 2009, 06:46:51 PM Wow, I wish I could play bass like that...
You know, except for the cross-dressing and full frontal male nudity. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 13, 2009, 11:39:40 PM Wow, I wish I could play bass like that... You know, except for the cross-dressing and full frontal male nudity. Full frontal nudity is the key to good bass playing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on August 14, 2009, 01:15:55 AM At the very least, you've got to go with the codpiece.
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb216/inhumanrampager/codpiece4.jpg?t=1250234655) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 14, 2009, 01:28:07 AM Japan, bringing you weird shit since forever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACwy0u91B-g&feature=related) (A little NSFW towards the end :uhrr:) That was fantastic.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on August 14, 2009, 08:26:32 AM Pakistani student vs automatic door (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w60Sxop5I38).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 14, 2009, 10:56:02 AM Megan Fox - "Peer Pressure" PSA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuJWwYf2v8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on August 14, 2009, 02:50:55 PM Wow, I wish I could play bass like that... That shouldn't take to long. It's not Pastorius, Clarke, Wooten or Miller levels. Heck it's not even Dee Dee Ramone level. :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 14, 2009, 05:04:28 PM A reminder of winter. Old but good. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCoxOReXlHI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on August 14, 2009, 05:36:14 PM That's a lot of complete fucking morons in one place. Political convention next door?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 14, 2009, 06:57:19 PM You sure that's not NJ? :grin:
A lot of good those stupid SUVs did. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fordel on August 14, 2009, 08:20:29 PM What the fuck was going on there? Is that a really steep hill that you just can't see due to camera angle?
Christ on a Stick. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on August 14, 2009, 08:31:15 PM You sure that's not NJ? :grin: A lot of good those stupid SUVs did. Portland. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 14, 2009, 08:52:44 PM I was being sarcastic in response to Righ, who resides over the bridge in PA.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on August 14, 2009, 09:28:27 PM I was being sarcastic in response to Righ, who resides over the bridge in PA. It is worth pointing out to people who haven't crossed the NJ/PA border before that there is a toll on just about every route... but only to leave New Jersey, not the other way. While paying the toll, consider it "a teaching moment". Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on August 15, 2009, 06:02:42 AM [NSFW]
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 16, 2009, 11:40:28 AM I can see several F13'ers having this conversation in 10-20 years. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INQABrvPFi8) :why_so_serious: Awesome find! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on August 16, 2009, 12:19:04 PM What the fuck was going on there? Is that a really steep hill that you just can't see due to camera angle? Christ on a Stick. From what I recall the first time the vid was sent around there was an ice storm that coated everything in about 1/2" before it snowed. There's a slight incline to the road, but mostly it's just people driving with their heads up their asses. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 16, 2009, 05:40:02 PM Japan, bringing you weird shit since forever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACwy0u91B-g&feature=related) (A little NSFW towards the end :uhrr:) I think it's hilarious that this whole thing (crossdressing-cosplay playing anime music) has actually become a fairly prominent meme in Japan.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeeLkYJLUbQ (No nudity in this one, though) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on August 16, 2009, 06:29:14 PM THis is why quarterbacks are awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVoqA-LKGb4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ozzu on August 16, 2009, 07:20:21 PM NSFW
http://www.warmandfuzzyfeeling.com/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 16, 2009, 08:42:10 PM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 17, 2009, 12:37:33 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HttF5HVYtlQ
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 17, 2009, 10:04:50 AM NSFW http://www.warmandfuzzyfeeling.com/ WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 17, 2009, 11:37:08 AM NSFW http://www.warmandfuzzyfeeling.com/ WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? About as funny as michael and michael have issues. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 17, 2009, 11:39:15 AM NSFW http://www.warmandfuzzyfeeling.com/ WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 17, 2009, 12:36:55 PM There was no context for the giant dick. It looked like a commercial gone horribly horribly wrong.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 17, 2009, 02:28:35 PM Full frontal nudity is the key to good bass playing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBuGjGrQVTMTitle: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on August 17, 2009, 10:06:19 PM I am so glad none of you posted that god damn Date My Avatar video in this thread. Bravo to all of you.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 18, 2009, 12:13:11 AM Man cracks 40 watermelons with his head (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtGcjhEj3fY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hindenburg on August 18, 2009, 07:39:53 AM Why are they using life jackets for the watermelon skying event?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 18, 2009, 08:06:42 AM Full frontal nudity is the key to good bass playing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBuGjGrQVTMTitle: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on August 19, 2009, 05:16:37 PM Guns N' Roses - November Rain HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sktry3r2WU&hd=1)
:rock_hard: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 19, 2009, 08:12:52 PM THis is why quarterbacks are awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVoqA-LKGb4) Holy shit that was amazing.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 19, 2009, 08:41:51 PM Guns N' Roses - November Rain HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sktry3r2WU&hd=1) I can't watch that in YouTube with that fucked up aspect ratio :oh_i_see::rock_hard: I.e. it's a 4:3 video being presented in a widescreen format so everything is stretched. The uploader should've just used an MP4 container and set the proper aspect ratio value instead of using the FLV format. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 20, 2009, 05:19:05 PM I am so glad none of you posted that god damn Date My Avatar video in this thread. Bravo to all of you. I'll post this instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yBY-T2MDkU:awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on August 21, 2009, 10:31:23 AM Dear Lord.. Someone tell me this is dark comedy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvVAV09-dQ8&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvVAV09-dQ8&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 21, 2009, 11:39:09 AM Dear Lord.. Someone tell me this is dark comedy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvVAV09-dQ8&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvVAV09-dQ8&feature=player_embedded) Its well done, her entire youtube page is like that too. But its parody. The comments are aswome tho. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on August 21, 2009, 11:45:23 AM Andy Dick eat your heart out.
Because I want to curbstomp that little bitch. :why_so_serious: edit: lol, i suck Andy KAUFMAN :roll: :facepalm: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on August 22, 2009, 02:17:38 PM nice story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sji46_rg4ec)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 24, 2009, 01:50:01 PM Lego + 8-bit nostalgia = :drill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 24, 2009, 04:59:22 PM 1500 hours! :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 25, 2009, 12:59:14 PM I am so glad none of you posted that god damn Date My Avatar video in this thread. Bravo to all of you. And quoting this again, for a particular question asked at The Guild's Q&A panel at Blizzcon:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbFjePdOpK8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on August 25, 2009, 01:10:31 PM And quoting this again, for a particular question asked at The Guild's Q&A panel at Blizzcon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbFjePdOpK8 Obligatory :facepalm: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 25, 2009, 10:24:47 PM Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZCHX5ffEI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on August 26, 2009, 12:37:44 AM Bah, repost.
I'll just post this then: A beautiful short (http://www.vimeo.com/3365942)called 'world builder'. Quote A strange man builds a world using holographic tools for the woman he loves. This award winning short was created by filmmaker Bruce Branit, widely known as the co-creator of '405'. World Builder was shot in a single day followed by about 2 years of post production. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 26, 2009, 12:46:28 AM Yes, we know.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on August 26, 2009, 12:57:58 PM THis is why quarterbacks are awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVoqA-LKGb4) Holy shit that was amazing.I dare someone to say that pro athletes aren't genetic freaks. Drew Brees is amazing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on August 26, 2009, 10:10:02 PM Or robots. You don't know.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on August 27, 2009, 10:05:15 AM Brad Pitt takes care of a sumo wrestler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSDwlT5wcIE&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on August 27, 2009, 11:07:54 AM Brad Pitt takes care of a sumo wrestler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSDwlT5wcIE&feature=player_embedded) Removed by user. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 27, 2009, 04:41:02 PM This hasn't been, although some people could think that it should be.
NWS/NMS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on August 27, 2009, 11:38:15 PM Brad Pitt takes care of a sumo wrestler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSDwlT5wcIE&feature=player_embedded) Removed by user. Bitches can't hide from me (http://dailymotion.virgilio.it/video/x9u8mc_brad-pitt-sumo-cm-2_people?from=rss) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on August 28, 2009, 04:45:13 AM DO WANT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCIYWqXVt18)
:drill: :drill: :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on August 28, 2009, 04:48:26 AM This hasn't been, although some people could think that it should be. NWS/NMS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M :drill: THE FUCK? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on August 28, 2009, 06:59:34 AM Brad Pitt takes care of a sumo wrestler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSDwlT5wcIE&feature=player_embedded) Removed by user. Bitches can't hide from me (http://dailymotion.virgilio.it/video/x9u8mc_brad-pitt-sumo-cm-2_people?from=rss) Brad Pitt starring in Lost in Translation 2. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on August 28, 2009, 01:56:20 PM First one I really like from Jon Lajoie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Gs4xGw1Eg&feature=sub)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on August 28, 2009, 04:13:38 PM Apparently this is newsworthy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn-APKlTfJY)
:uhrr: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 28, 2009, 04:57:33 PM This hasn't been, although some people could think that it should be. NWS/NMS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M :drill: THE FUCK? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 28, 2009, 05:29:24 PM DO WANT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCIYWqXVt18) :drill: :drill: :drill: It's Theodore 'Ted' Logan. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on August 29, 2009, 03:32:49 PM http://www.pldx.com/movie/31/Engination/
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on August 29, 2009, 11:06:24 PM I don't think this one's been posted yet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYLOuVi9Ik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYLOuVi9Ik)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on August 29, 2009, 11:32:00 PM Poor Monkey. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM-KQxgtOao)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 30, 2009, 02:51:45 AM Are these drawings as hilariously bad as I think they are? CNN's most popular video (http://edition.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/28/florida.slain.couple/index.html#cnnSTCVideo).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on August 30, 2009, 08:36:26 AM Eh, it's a court room artist so they'd be drawing it as it's shown in court. That and I don't think there's much call for courtroom artists in the US so they're not really the best either and probably don't work that often. I'd say it comes down to the guy being rushed in the court room and whoever paid him just grabbing the sketches as soon as he got out of the court rather than waiting for him to improve them in order to get them on air as quickly as possible.
But yeah, they're pretty bad drawings. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on August 30, 2009, 03:25:16 PM An other classic face meets concrete. (http://www.break.com/index/faceplant_with_a_rough_back_bend.html)
The sound is disappointing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on August 30, 2009, 10:52:31 PM Argentine news station thinks Monkey Island rum recipe is real (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iYZy2xyR-g&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on August 31, 2009, 08:17:20 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iYZy2xyR-g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iYZy2xyR-g) (I discovered about this by visiting Ron Gilbert's blog, "Grumpy Gamer). I mean, C'MON :ye_gods: Late, as usual :P But yeah, hilarious...And the "doctor" at the end :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on August 31, 2009, 12:15:40 PM Amazing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgvmlqqkofM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Morfiend on August 31, 2009, 02:55:42 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4uj5NZS7g8
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on September 01, 2009, 07:18:02 AM The Colbert Report's FTWiest Gaming Moments (http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/08/31/the-colbert-reports-ftwiest-gaming-moments/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 02, 2009, 10:30:16 AM I hate that The Comedy Network has the rights to Colbert and Stewart in Canada. Can't watch the link and they don't have it on their site. Good. Fucking. Job.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on September 02, 2009, 10:34:09 AM I'm not clicking on everything since I last came in here, so I will ask: has someone linked Pickle Surprise?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 02, 2009, 10:37:50 AM Rush! :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 02, 2009, 12:54:08 PM I'm not clicking on everything since I last came in here, so I will ask: has someone linked Pickle Surprise? I thinks someone must have at sometime, because I've seen that one before. We do not need to link that again. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 03, 2009, 09:00:48 AM Its okay to be gay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsSsO13dzMs&feature=related).
:why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pagz on September 04, 2009, 03:22:58 AM Never gonna give teen spirit up! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on September 04, 2009, 07:41:44 AM Reporter gets gassed live on air from the West Bank (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34jPNN0qdF8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 04, 2009, 07:50:07 AM Wow, that shit is simply unacceptable. Gassing media correspondents?
Really, Israel? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on September 04, 2009, 08:27:54 AM Because, you know, Al Jazeera has never faked a report. Ever.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on September 04, 2009, 03:10:20 PM I was somewhat disappointed nobody threw an empty coke can against her helmet towards the end there.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on September 04, 2009, 04:36:57 PM I am working on a project in Kazakhstan, and found this very funny considering the regime in power... Tupacastan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdcbaiv2y4) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on September 04, 2009, 11:35:52 PM NSFW World's greatest PSA (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/?bcpid=4464161001&bctid=37150158001)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 07, 2009, 03:18:10 AM 100 Famous Rock Guitar Riffs - one take (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNq94ZaZ0Yk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on September 07, 2009, 01:10:16 PM Anime Boobs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0dw7rV6mYQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 07, 2009, 04:12:11 PM Share and enjoy! :why_so_serious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju2LHRycCXg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 14, 2009, 10:44:41 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLAv3JHRwY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLAv3JHRwY&feature=related) NSFW
Wait 21 seconds in.... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on September 16, 2009, 09:44:13 AM Always bring your daughter to a baseball game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9a6Ni5ClXc&)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on September 17, 2009, 12:43:49 AM Keep Fucking that Chicken (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on September 17, 2009, 03:42:48 AM Inspector Gadget Theme Played on Beer Bottles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnWYPMKRZhw) :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on September 17, 2009, 11:08:18 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4iZqbDsMs
One contradiction eating another! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 17, 2009, 12:08:37 PM Keep Fucking that Chicken (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w&feature=player_embedded) The :ye_gods: face that female reporter gives is priceless. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 17, 2009, 11:15:39 PM hawt chicks play system of a down on violins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMKmQmkJ9gg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on September 18, 2009, 07:16:58 AM hawt chicks play system of a down on violins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMKmQmkJ9gg) That was awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on September 18, 2009, 12:03:44 PM hawt chicks play system of a down on violins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMKmQmkJ9gg) That was awesome. Drummer chick's name was Meytal. lol. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on September 19, 2009, 12:24:59 PM Because, you know, Al Jazeera has never faked a report. Ever. Because, you know, Israell doesn't use things like, ohh how about white phosphorus on targets. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 21, 2009, 04:38:01 PM Optical illusions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKIHasEvNc
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on September 22, 2009, 02:23:45 AM Fat chick bull ride (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLDFTDX32Qw&start=45)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on September 22, 2009, 09:27:33 AM Protect Our Insurance Company Profits (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/041b5acaf5/protect-insurance-companies-psa)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on September 23, 2009, 02:38:05 AM Human LCD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jgkm2pdWgY&) :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 27, 2009, 09:43:14 AM Vegetable juice! (Popipo~): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0-2lzA7_Cg
TakoLuka taking it easy version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH6xDrhA6qM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Broughden on September 28, 2009, 10:49:23 PM Every amazing viral video from the past year condensed into 4 mins.
The tricycle ramp launch and the guy launching himself down a ski slope into an inflatable pool are the two MOST awesome. :awesome_for_real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BudhFVnN2o0&feature=player_embedded#t=49 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 29, 2009, 07:57:55 PM Interesting video, but it's more like from the past 4 or 5 years. It was missing Numa Numa.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on September 30, 2009, 09:19:01 AM Some dude covers Rush. By himself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMQ6sYo7RY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on September 30, 2009, 02:36:57 PM the guy launching himself down a ski slope into an inflatable pool are the two MOST awesome. :awesome_for_real: Is that real? I always assumed it was faked.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on October 01, 2009, 06:27:25 AM Everything is OK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAQrsA3m8Bg)
Pure awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on October 01, 2009, 09:55:10 AM Everything is OK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAQrsA3m8Bg) Pure awesome. Hugs are awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on October 01, 2009, 05:37:27 PM You are being shagged by a rare parrot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 01, 2009, 07:39:49 PM :drillf:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on October 01, 2009, 08:00:57 PM Everything is OK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAQrsA3m8Bg) Pure awesome. Clichés through loudspeakers + young uni groupies with signs = awesome? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 03, 2009, 09:16:01 AM Time for some Touhou: http://dagobah.biz/flash/toho01_05_kouks.swf
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 03, 2009, 04:24:56 PM Moments after the Sumatra earthquake this week: http://media.smh.com.au/national/national-news/i-just-survived-an-earthquake-768739.html
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 04, 2009, 10:57:15 AM Time for some Touhou: http://dagobah.biz/flash/toho01_05_kouks.swf You been doing acid lately? Your past 3 vids are :uhrr: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 04, 2009, 02:19:11 PM You spelt :awesome_for_real: wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 04, 2009, 09:42:32 PM youtube ads are getting to the point of pissing me off now.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ookii on October 06, 2009, 01:41:10 PM 4 year old finnish rappers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFZg9KmzUF0&feature=player_embedded#at=88)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on October 07, 2009, 03:05:43 PM What's up with all this pole cirle rap (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=18031.0)these days?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on October 07, 2009, 05:04:16 PM Yeah, you really don't want to mess with guys in drag (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSILex-2Uu8&feature=player_embedded) :drillf:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 08, 2009, 10:45:26 AM Girl sings the diva song from the 5th element (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgo0CDL6bd0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on October 08, 2009, 01:53:49 PM Girl sings the diva song from the 5th element (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgo0CDL6bd0) She wasn't dancing though. Just sayin' Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 08, 2009, 05:12:35 PM Mow the Lawn (http://attitude.adforum.com/top5/2009/04/28/wilkinson-sword-mow-the-lawn-jwt-new-york/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 08, 2009, 06:17:59 PM Mow the Lawn (http://attitude.adforum.com/top5/2009/04/28/wilkinson-sword-mow-the-lawn-jwt-new-york/) Site might not be the safest: http://safeweb.norton.com/report/show?url=http:%2F%2Fattitude.adforum.com%2F Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 09, 2009, 05:08:30 AM Top FPS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWuS9L_jctg&feature=channel_page)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 09, 2009, 05:15:58 AM 4 year old finnish rappers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFZg9KmzUF0&feature=player_embedded#at=88) A fucking Walrus punched his ticket. That shit is DOPE. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on October 09, 2009, 02:13:54 PM duh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on October 09, 2009, 02:19:28 PM Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSILex-2Uu8#t=1m11s) Posted by K9 about 5 posts up. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on October 12, 2009, 03:30:40 PM OM NOM NOM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA&feature=player_embedded) :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 12, 2009, 03:46:34 PM Hey, it's got veggies in it so it's healthy!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on October 12, 2009, 08:37:36 PM oh hell yes, when the vid started I spent the first 10 second just giggling like a sick fuck... that caught me off guard.
*edit* "Adding comments has been disabled for this video." I can't imagine why this happened Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on October 12, 2009, 08:58:27 PM I was nearly sick when she was stirring the veggies through.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on October 13, 2009, 08:49:13 AM I couldn't watch the whole thing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on October 13, 2009, 08:55:35 AM I couldn't watch the whole thing. Me either. I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 13, 2009, 08:59:22 AM I once cooked and ate a pound of bacon by myself for dinner but this makes me feel better about that time in my life.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on October 13, 2009, 11:32:58 AM I couldn't watch the whole thing. Me either. I think I threw up a little in my mouth. When the mayo got added I nearly tossed my cookies right then and there. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on October 13, 2009, 07:11:22 PM Super slo-mo bullet impacts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDoQwIAaXg)
I know a ton of these have been posted before, but this is one of the best I've seen. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 14, 2009, 07:01:46 AM I think he might be on something. Maybe. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on October 14, 2009, 07:54:05 AM I think he might be on something. Maybe. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY) Gravity, legs and feet; Very complicated combination. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tarami on October 14, 2009, 03:23:01 PM Ah shit. :facepalm: Too slow.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 14, 2009, 04:02:15 PM You know what's funny? Terrorism. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGXFKuky-ak)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on October 14, 2009, 07:23:34 PM You know what's funny? Terrorism. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGXFKuky-ak) I love his reaction at the end, just sighing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on October 15, 2009, 05:24:54 AM You know what's funny? Terrorism. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGXFKuky-ak) You know, you want to be politically correct and have an understanding of other cultures and peoples and how they got where they are and why. But for fuck's sake; the Japanese are just goddamn insane. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on October 15, 2009, 08:38:53 AM Just gonna leave this here.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazing+Horse/ (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazing+Horse/) :awesome_for_real: Fixed to appropriate link. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 15, 2009, 10:18:15 AM Why not go to weebls-stuff (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazing+Horse/), the creator's website instead of some chump who's stole his video, and made a website with ads?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 15, 2009, 11:33:32 AM You know, you want to be politically correct and have an understanding of other cultures and peoples and how they got where they are and why. But for fuck's sake; the Japanese are just goddamn insane. This is the same conclusion I came to when deciding on the title for the link. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on October 15, 2009, 11:59:19 PM You know what's funny? Terrorism. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGXFKuky-ak) I love his reaction at the end, just sighing.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on October 16, 2009, 11:10:48 AM There's a Rep for That (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_IAN081P8I&feature=player_embedded) :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 18, 2009, 02:52:12 PM Not safe for work...or anything else, really.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LVRq_PQXqo Well, technically it's SFW as long as nobody there knows what Yaranaika is. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on October 18, 2009, 10:40:30 PM Not safe for work...or anything else, really. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LVRq_PQXqo Well, technically it's SFW as long as nobody there knows what Yaranaika is. :why_so_serious: Made me crack the fuck up, thanks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on October 19, 2009, 12:55:59 PM Not safe for work...or anything else, really. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LVRq_PQXqo Well, technically it's SFW as long as nobody there knows what Yaranaika is. :why_so_serious: :headscratch: That was.... I have no words for whatever the hell that was. So instead, I'll counter with this NSFW contribution: Get It On (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efRGjRMwagA&feature=related). Outtake 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mXZDPP_QlQ&feature=related) Outtake 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sgJgMfF_OM&feature=related) Outtake 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViDB5a8LsWc&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on October 19, 2009, 05:17:12 PM I'm sure most folks here know about Auto-tune the News already. I've been watching their regular music vids as well (I can't get enough of Sarah :heart:) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9FeThDvjf0 I like this next one, even though it looks like only half of them knew the lyrics ahead of time :awesome_for_real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr3dqsrG93E&feature=related Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nevermore on October 21, 2009, 09:02:09 AM I think he might be on something. Maybe. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY) Now as a silent movie. (http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D-s_40rM_L0s) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on October 21, 2009, 12:43:39 PM Wall Trampoline (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4s2H9cH7Sw&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on October 21, 2009, 01:00:57 PM I am just going to leave this here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztksfKAtb-4) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Druzil on October 21, 2009, 06:38:12 PM Mortal Kombat vs. Donkey Kong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg9drJrO-f4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on October 23, 2009, 03:12:39 PM Klenginem - Eminem in Klingon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HekpXSI-N_o). Book him now.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 26, 2009, 06:51:20 AM The inspirational Speech (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wRkzCW5qI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on October 26, 2009, 10:23:24 AM Come on down to Cullman's and get yourself a home. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI&feature=player_embedded)
Or don't. I don't care. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 26, 2009, 11:32:39 AM Klingon Propaganda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6zDg0dKygE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on October 27, 2009, 03:44:07 AM How to make music by The Prodigy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI7H5q28ykI).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on October 30, 2009, 12:24:22 AM Eric Cartman covers Poker Face (http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/10/29/cartman-covers-lady-gagas-poker-face/) - from the Whale Whores episode (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=18178.0).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ingmar on October 30, 2009, 02:13:05 PM Get yourself in the Halloween mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7qaNr7I Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ShenMolo on October 30, 2009, 03:36:53 PM Water Drops (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5bsQ_YDYCI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sjofn on October 30, 2009, 03:45:55 PM Get yourself in the Halloween mood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7qaNr7I I prefer this for my Halloween Mooding: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FMf8ltkCgM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 30, 2009, 04:59:21 PM This is Hallowe'en: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj2H-YyiSgE
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on October 30, 2009, 07:13:19 PM Nice, but Halloween wouldn't be right without Helloween (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOAl0enE7kI) :rock_hard:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 31, 2009, 06:03:36 AM Stare back at Dr Who and he will make you happy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=457mjzLidgo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on October 31, 2009, 08:20:08 PM Drunk Ewoks on the Today show. :facepalm: (http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/10/30/lol-drunk-ewoks-ruin-today-show-halloween-segment/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 04, 2009, 06:05:29 AM Just two guitars and a wawa petal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho7jA1DirJM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on November 04, 2009, 10:56:37 PM Cartman sings Lady Gaga's "Poker Face". (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qtlkSYTOwY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on November 05, 2009, 08:31:59 AM Eric Cartman covers Poker Face (http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/10/29/cartman-covers-lady-gagas-poker-face/) - from the Whale Whores episode (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=18178.0). Way to be slow, Master P. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on November 05, 2009, 10:11:26 AM Iraqi security fails at fitness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbK76okexVk&feature=player_embedded Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on November 05, 2009, 10:22:50 AM Just two guitars and a wawa petal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho7jA1DirJM) That shit was pretty pimp. Makes me wish i had even a shred of musical talent. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on November 05, 2009, 12:00:16 PM Iraqi security fails at fitness. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbK76okexVk&feature=player_embedded Holy crap I think one of them was practising ballet moves. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 06, 2009, 09:43:02 AM I really hope some of those guys were just taking the piss. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on November 06, 2009, 11:28:31 AM That had to be faked for comedic value, right?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on November 06, 2009, 11:57:39 AM The best and brightest aren't exactly lining up to sign for the Iraqi army right now.
Of course there is this 2004 hit movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC-lwbxSYKs) to put things into perspective. But then again, I'm pretty sure no society can stand proud under thermal imaging. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on November 06, 2009, 12:03:55 PM The best and brightest aren't exactly lining up to sign for the Iraqi army right now. Of course there is this 2004 hit movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC-lwbxSYKs) to put things into perspective. But then again, I'm pretty sure no society can stand proud under thermal imaging. I laughed so hard, it created a headache, and I can barely breath. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Prospero on November 07, 2009, 11:39:19 AM Did someone say sandwich? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHchl4AxsE0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 09, 2009, 11:52:37 AM Chick Willis - Nuts For Sale (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnC08oTcdLk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on November 09, 2009, 06:50:51 PM Lady Gaga vs Cartman vs Christopher Walken in Pokerface! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4T_QtiepG8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Soln on November 09, 2009, 10:04:39 PM Just two guitars and a wawa petal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho7jA1DirJM) That shit was pretty pimp. Makes me wish i had even a shred of musical talent. that was superb Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tarami on November 10, 2009, 07:38:54 AM This is how you're supposed to play World of Goo. (http://speeddemosarchive.com/demo.pl?WorldOfGoo_SS_5341)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on November 10, 2009, 08:09:18 AM How to make music by The Prodigy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI7H5q28ykI). Very cool Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 10, 2009, 11:05:11 AM Bad Apple (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sib2L6A6xgw)
Awesome animation and I rather like the song as well. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 10, 2009, 03:52:18 PM 40 years, sing it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-YcBVEnLT8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 10, 2009, 07:02:12 PM Dog AT-AT costume (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrqx_rDHMpY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Zetor on November 11, 2009, 12:58:00 AM Whoa. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAu74d4fGt0)
(insert Soviet Russia joke here) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on November 13, 2009, 09:07:04 AM Get On My Horse (http://www.getonmyhorse.com/) Stupid, puerile, funny repetitive flash.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 13, 2009, 04:27:19 PM Get On My Horse (http://www.getonmyhorse.com/) Stupid, puerile, funny repetitive flash. http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=6536.msg717540#msg717540 :oh_i_see: Why not go to weebls-stuff (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazing+Horse/), the creator's website instead of some chump who's stole his video, and made a website with ads? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on November 13, 2009, 04:30:34 PM Get On My Horse (http://www.getonmyhorse.com/) Stupid, puerile, funny repetitive flash. Way to bloodworth that video. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on November 13, 2009, 04:43:31 PM Didn't realize it was a) posted b) not the original site. So yeah, a total bloodworth.
I didn't see any ads though. :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: 01101010 on November 13, 2009, 06:05:02 PM yo yo yo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc)
sry if its bloodworthed... I haven't had time to catch up on this entire beast of a thread Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on November 13, 2009, 09:07:38 PM Douchebag wrecks $1.6M car because he dropped his phone (http://jalopnik.com/5404403/exclusive-video-of-bugatti-veyron-crashing-into-texas-lake) (NSFW language)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: 01101010 on November 14, 2009, 02:57:04 PM Douchebag wrecks $1.6M car because he dropped his phone (http://jalopnik.com/5404403/exclusive-video-of-bugatti-veyron-crashing-into-texas-lake) (NSFW language) You call it an accident. I call it justice. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Goreschach on November 14, 2009, 06:33:12 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7toDlEOiHs
Bus ride during a forest fire. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: caladein on November 14, 2009, 06:36:03 PM Douchebag wrecks $1.6M car because he dropped his phone (http://jalopnik.com/5404403/exclusive-video-of-bugatti-veyron-crashing-into-texas-lake) (NSFW language) That poor poor Veyron. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on November 17, 2009, 04:29:44 PM Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on November 17, 2009, 08:14:37 PM Self-assembling GSX-R (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlax5L8BVGc&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 19, 2009, 10:19:51 AM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924989
:rock_hard: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 20, 2009, 05:51:08 PM This kid plays too much WoW. Maybe.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915521 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915521) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 20, 2009, 06:13:46 PM This kid plays too much WoW. Maybe. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915521 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915521) Bloodworth'd Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on November 20, 2009, 10:16:41 PM I don't know what to say, I am sorry though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on November 21, 2009, 05:35:32 AM JUSTICE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXDQrnoqSXo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on November 23, 2009, 05:38:23 AM JUSTICE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXDQrnoqSXo) Pretty damn funny but I think they should have kept it around 30 seconds in length. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 23, 2009, 07:27:34 AM Paragliding with hawks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06jhjML8ZE4)
Only slightly more awsome, skydiving with a hawk. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vfLDIvBGXE) Please excuse hokey voiceover in the second one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on November 24, 2009, 01:49:54 PM Muppets do Bohemian Rhapsody. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 24, 2009, 02:35:37 PM Muppets do Bohemian Rhapsody. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY) Completely sanitized bullshit. I would have been impressed if they had the balls to actually sing the lyrics of the song but sadly my intuition was right and they just conveniently cut out all the parts. There was a time when the muppets were slightly edgy, incidentally this was the time when they were also funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: caladein on November 25, 2009, 01:05:39 AM http://www.hulu.com/watch/110827/sesame-street-maggie-gyllenhaal-surprise (http://www.hulu.com/watch/110827/sesame-street-maggie-gyllenhaal-surprise)
I am incapable of finding Maggie Gyllenhaal not-cute, but this was just too much. (Side note, she's hosting Independent Lens (http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/) now which is full of win.) Also, from the NFL thread: http://www.hulu.com/watch/1603/saturday-night-live-united-way (http://www.hulu.com/watch/1603/saturday-night-live-united-way) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on November 26, 2009, 06:52:18 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llKlUBkEQAE
Black eyed peas officially write the worst song ever. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on November 27, 2009, 02:15:00 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llKlUBkEQAE Black eyed peas officially write the worst song ever. Now, I'm no fan of the Black-Eyed Peas. Normally I'll change the channel rather than be subjected to them. I like Tool, Boards of Canada, Buck 65, enter Shikari and not, as a rule, shitty and commercialised chart with quantised vocal lines. Buuuut that song is ridiculously bearable with an intro that (while not original) grabs your attention, a spectacularly catchy hook and a bridge section that I can tell you first hand gets people jumping in a club. If the poor bloke doing that sneering-nerd-by-numbers routine (which would have been fine enough in the first year or so of youtube) is too old to hear and understand good pop then nae luck to him, but he should go watch twenty episodes of Zero Punctuation's review and see how to do it right. Disclaimer: I also think more kindly of that band this week due to the punching-Perez-Hilton thing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 27, 2009, 08:31:51 AM That song was pretty terrible, but so was his "evisceration" of it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on November 27, 2009, 05:15:18 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiqOnxVxCQU is better.
And the criticism is funny, even if the song isn't actually that bad. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on November 30, 2009, 08:58:04 PM Automario + Queen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTo-wFfIXKo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on December 01, 2009, 10:14:39 PM Zelda gets bloody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8AOoTQPlZY)
Words escape me... :eek3: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 02, 2009, 09:08:43 AM WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH??!?!?!?!?!? :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on December 02, 2009, 06:12:54 PM Ok, so, I totally love "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", and the main duel scene is fantastic, IMO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I4Moi3-g14 Probably very late to the party, but I just found this short version with Michelle Yeoh using a lightsaber :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqmEGmDUi0&feature=related Green Destiny vs. Lightsaber :awesome_for_real: :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on December 02, 2009, 06:34:54 PM WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH??!?!?!?!?!? :ye_gods: I don't know, I closed it about 15 seconds in. I cannot imagine a world where that started to make sense or even turned into something surrealy funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on December 02, 2009, 07:04:46 PM How not to put on Lug Nuts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_u-yXag8bg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on December 02, 2009, 08:29:11 PM also, neat new youtube feature
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FjMGZMoENjcU&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZnHmskwqCCQ&start2= Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 03, 2009, 08:50:40 PM Wow, that was uncomfortable to watch, BUT, nice choice in music.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on December 04, 2009, 08:31:25 AM Helo blows deer out of frozen lake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7iul2vENIA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 04, 2009, 10:00:06 PM That shit's serious, brah.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on December 06, 2009, 04:32:05 AM Automario + Queen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTo-wFfIXKo) I think Automarios are p. :awesome_for_real:U.N. Owen was Mario? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt8upKaWzy0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on December 07, 2009, 03:48:06 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12WAU
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 07, 2009, 04:28:12 PM The Tetris God (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on December 07, 2009, 07:12:22 PM A Glorious Dawn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc)
If it's been posted, I apologize. I don't feel like digging through this thread for it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on December 07, 2009, 11:48:56 PM Fishing Bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_BLggf-mqs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on December 08, 2009, 07:45:51 AM Fishing Bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_BLggf-mqs) I don't even like fishing and those had me laughing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brogarn on December 08, 2009, 09:05:30 AM Fishing Bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_BLggf-mqs) I'm impressed with his ability to not curse even when obviously completely pissed off. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on December 08, 2009, 03:37:59 PM Oh c'mon. That's all deliberate to be sure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fordel on December 08, 2009, 09:19:52 PM Linked to me, so I link to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f5bcn_z0Qg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on December 09, 2009, 07:37:57 PM thansk to Goonfleet for this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrvpn3k9A4 Disney predicts the future of cars in 1958 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6pUMlPBMQA&feature=player_embedded Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on December 09, 2009, 10:13:03 PM From the pacman guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPYC-VX7g2E&feature=channel Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 10, 2009, 11:54:47 AM I think I should just start screaming CASSOS at the top of my lungs for no fucking reason. I won't, of course, but there you go.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on December 11, 2009, 07:14:35 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKAW96N-Vms
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Threash on December 11, 2009, 08:13:07 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llKlUBkEQAE Black eyed peas officially write the worst song ever. Yes, they did. It was called "my humps", ragging on them for this one when that monstrosity has existed for several years is a bit silly. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on December 11, 2009, 12:24:52 PM Allen. You are a guitar hero. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiQr23IgQuo&NR=1)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on December 11, 2009, 01:54:29 PM Made me Laugh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_MLbj7-Vc). Because it's kinda where I live.
Will mean nothing to anyone else. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on December 11, 2009, 04:48:19 PM No that's brilliant. Not quite shot for shot, but they're using the album version I think. Lots of clever allusions and parallels, and the fact that he's a ginger is a hilarious aspect.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 12, 2009, 01:32:00 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNpH5tx4Pu8
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on December 12, 2009, 11:06:09 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNpH5tx4Pu8 Absolutely amazing those those lighthouses can take that type of beating and not even budge. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 14, 2009, 07:26:32 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjbMIZzAgs
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on December 14, 2009, 10:37:08 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNpH5tx4Pu8 Absolutely amazing those those lighthouses can take that type of beating and not even budge. I want to see it from the inside! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on December 14, 2009, 09:17:30 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNpH5tx4Pu8 Absolutely amazing those those lighthouses can take that type of beating and not even budge. I want to see it from the inside! To be honest I don't think that I am bad ass enough for that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on December 15, 2009, 04:00:38 AM I can't tell if I'm more impressed people actually used to live and work in those places or that they managed to build them at all way out there. Also I know why it's happening but the way the waves leap out of the sea to jump up the lighthouse seems fucking unnatural.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on December 15, 2009, 06:54:54 AM I can't tell if I'm more impressed people actually used to live and work in those places or that they managed to build them at all way out there. Also I know why it's happening but the way the waves leap out of the sea to jump up the lighthouse seems fucking unnatural. Sincere question, what is making the waves do that, like that? I have never seen that before. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on December 15, 2009, 07:08:29 AM The Chevy Volt Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvwTMZNWGuk&feature=player_embedded#) :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on December 15, 2009, 09:12:45 AM I can't tell if I'm more impressed people actually used to live and work in those places or that they managed to build them at all way out there. Also I know why it's happening but the way the waves leap out of the sea to jump up the lighthouse seems fucking unnatural. Sincere question, what is making the waves do that, like that? I have never seen that before. The basic thing is the waves remain a constant size and as the land rises the bottom of the wave is forced upwards and you get to see the full size of it. It's like how tsunamis look like a ripple a few miles out and it isn't until they get near land that you realise the thing's actually a floors tall. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on December 15, 2009, 10:36:23 AM The Chevy Volt Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvwTMZNWGuk&feature=player_embedded#) :uhrr: That is EXACTLY what's wrong with Detroit. What the hell? :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 17, 2009, 12:14:12 PM The Chevy Volt Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvwTMZNWGuk&feature=player_embedded#) :uhrr: That is EXACTLY what's wrong with FIFY. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sigil on December 18, 2009, 03:10:12 PM Star Wars: The Phantom Menace reviewed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI)
Part one of seven :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 18, 2009, 04:19:59 PM TAAALKS TOOOO SLOOOW.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sigil on December 18, 2009, 05:51:59 PM speed of the talking enters into this. In between the dead hookers, crawlspaces and medication among other things...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 18, 2009, 09:54:53 PM Anyone else fascinated by this? System of Down Toxicity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be-loLSUWT0) on piano by some classically trained genius from Kiev or some such.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on December 18, 2009, 10:27:17 PM Anyone else fascinated by this? System of Down Toxicity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be-loLSUWT0) on piano by some classically trained genius from Kiev or some such. If classical music was more like that I'd listen to it more. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 19, 2009, 08:43:49 AM There's some more modern piano work that is more along those lines.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 19, 2009, 04:14:42 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_nm3_Y3ldg <-- like that more
System of a Down still sounds like shit on piano. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 19, 2009, 10:19:57 PM Ya, I liked some of her other stuff too. Fade to Black is pretty awesome on the piano as well.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on December 21, 2009, 10:59:55 AM Will Arnett and David Cross on the UK's Channel 4 4oD Comedy Showcase.
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIF3Jo61xlE) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on December 21, 2009, 04:20:33 PM Star Wars: The Phantom Menace reviewed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI) Part one of seven :awesome_for_real: i made it through 4 then skipped to the last one. I am assuming the voice is an affectation... it gets old. But those were really well done, but the voice eventually became too much. Some of the stuff he calls Lucas out on is hilarious. as for the GM VOLT dance, I mean.... I think I have seen better stuff at 8th grade talent shows. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on December 22, 2009, 06:46:58 AM The strangest public safety film you will ever see.
Ever. http://www.archive.org/details/OneGotFa1963 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on December 22, 2009, 03:37:10 PM Dunno if anyone posted this or not, but HP computers are racist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4DT3tQqgRM :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on December 25, 2009, 04:51:39 PM Tool-Assisted Speedrun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5tyMXXDPX4)... of Family Feud for the SNES. Word recognition, lol.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on December 28, 2009, 07:40:08 AM NWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3bucihav6k&feature=player_embedded Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 28, 2009, 07:11:27 PM NWS :facepalm:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3bucihav6k&feature=player_embedded Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on December 29, 2009, 10:40:01 AM The strangest public safety film you will ever see. PSAs are either hilariously weird, terrifying, or a combination of the two: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg6IVUvVsAsEver. http://www.archive.org/details/OneGotFa1963 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on December 31, 2009, 08:06:39 AM Chinese car crash test at 35mph
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M89J5aAIbjA&feature=player_embedded *edit* Another car crash test http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOFIt9iw1Fs&feature=related On a brighter note 2009 Chevrolet Malibu crashing into a 1959 Chevrolet (i.e. how far crash safety has come) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxxckGOOiMw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 31, 2009, 12:51:27 PM That third one isn't really fair. A more accurate test would be a '59 vs '59, compared to a '09 vs '09.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on December 31, 2009, 03:10:36 PM That third one isn't really fair. A more accurate test would be a '59 vs '59, compared to a '09 vs '09. It wouldn't make a difference. The two cars are within 200 pounds of each other. The 59 is an unsafe because of the GM X Frame which left the passengers with no protection. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 31, 2009, 03:49:12 PM But wouldn't be 2 softer objects hitting each other, rather than a soft '59 getting drilled by the '09?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on December 31, 2009, 07:18:11 PM But wouldn't be 2 softer objects hitting each other, rather than a soft '59 getting drilled by the '09? Softer? the 59 has way more metal in it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 31, 2009, 09:13:38 PM But it wasn't as obviously stiff.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on January 01, 2010, 10:17:22 AM ITT: People who don't understand car safety. :awesome_for_real: On the other hand, it's hardly unique - I saw that video in another forum, and someone linked to a "Classic Chevy" forum who were convinced that it was a rigged video, a set up. Because they knew they were safer in their solid old well-made classic Chevy "from back when people made cars properly" than in some modern new 'piece of crap'.
Ob(unrelated)Vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWXcDZNgOWs Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on January 02, 2010, 07:34:59 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8qp3whnsDw
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on January 02, 2010, 07:44:13 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8qp3whnsDw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl5lN3ImYjgTitle: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 02, 2010, 09:13:40 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8qp3whnsDw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl5lN3ImYjgholy fuck! :drill: :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on January 06, 2010, 09:39:47 AM Probably a Bloodworth, but
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM Buffy vs Edward Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on January 06, 2010, 01:18:49 PM Warning: Tasteless. --Bhodi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcKEG0ZOTu0&NR=1 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on January 07, 2010, 06:38:01 AM Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=771h_cAs7q8&feature=player_embedded) :drillf:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 07, 2010, 07:03:04 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_nm3_Y3ldg <-- like that more System of a Down still sounds like shit on piano. This was rather faithful. (http://www.youtube.com/v/o3TW4nlcfAU?hl=en_US&fs=1) For comparison. (http://www.youtube.com/v/d7oGGud2Jk4?hl=en_US&fs=1) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 09, 2010, 12:46:21 PM Not really useless, but absolutely stunning. (http://vimeo.com/7809605)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on January 11, 2010, 12:21:46 PM An unbreakable phone:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8450385.stm Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on January 13, 2010, 06:26:05 AM Yes, it's an entertaining place to live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jS33Qhdh8k Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 13, 2010, 06:19:58 PM I'm Tiger Woods, and I fuck bitches. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhOrY8488tA) (NS4W Language, obviously)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on January 14, 2010, 02:45:48 PM It's a bit early for St. Patrick's Day, but here is "Leprechaun in Mobile":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 15, 2010, 10:49:20 AM This, is the motherfucking jam man. (http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/HsF_2CNV9v4&start1=3&video2=http://www.youtube.com/v/06CvUjLgK5g&start2=0)
also: Deathmetal rooster! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on January 15, 2010, 12:15:54 PM That goat will go places.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 15, 2010, 12:36:44 PM Iknowright?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on January 15, 2010, 03:09:08 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOR8-IJ4jIg
Kid playing drums of Toxicity. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on January 15, 2010, 06:49:54 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOR8-IJ4jIg Wow, that blew me away... awesome!Kid playing drums of Toxicity. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on January 17, 2010, 09:10:58 AM You play to win the game. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLlIdZikDk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on January 17, 2010, 03:30:00 PM Almost certainly a report, however....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_yMkBttqo0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on January 17, 2010, 07:36:41 PM Probably a Bloodworth, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM Buffy vs Edward What I get from that is: A) I wish I had watched some Buffy episodes when it was on the air. B) Even 10 minutes of the twilight guy is far too much. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- great drum jam with three drummers coming from: Funk, Death Metal, and Jazz backgrounds. Derek Roddy, Joe Fagan, David Chiverton http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4lQU-jJl0g and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzgvORQYbX0&feature=channel Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: nurtsi on January 19, 2010, 04:10:49 AM The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHJUrcVdJk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 21, 2010, 11:31:26 AM Super Mario's Jersey Shore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkVscVBnZIU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on January 22, 2010, 07:20:25 AM Misheard lyrics: Oh Four Tuna (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KaOV3dBlts)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 22, 2010, 11:15:13 AM How to catch a huntsman spider (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on January 22, 2010, 01:33:00 PM How to catch a huntsman spider (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU). Man I hate spiders and that made my freekin' hairs stand up... awesome!Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on January 26, 2010, 06:39:06 AM Spotify has worryingly opened me up to Country music and this song amused me enough to search out the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-B0TqTAJPI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-B0TqTAJPI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Grimwell on January 26, 2010, 02:57:05 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
:ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 27, 2010, 05:06:13 PM BIZARRE network promo for a major Australian TV station (third-top rating network).
The people in it are the actual stars of the network. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9mB_zcsuvU I think I laughed. Not sure. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 28, 2010, 08:52:09 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk :ye_gods: If you haven't seen the show on FX The League, you should. It's funny and this guy is on it. His character writes songs a lot like that on the show. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 29, 2010, 01:12:33 PM Where The Wild Things Are vs The Sopranos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtVsI0OFpp4
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: caladein on January 30, 2010, 11:42:25 AM How to Report the News: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on January 30, 2010, 12:49:03 PM http://www.videosift.com/video/Japanese-Woman-breastfeeds-her-pet-cat
If you can't figure out from the URL if it's worksafe or not, then just don't click. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on January 30, 2010, 01:01:44 PM 10 minutes long about Crows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhmZBMuZ6vE&feature=player_embedded Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on January 30, 2010, 03:21:57 PM There's a Touhou fanvid (which I'm sure I've linked before) called "Bad Apple": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sib2L6A6xgw
Well, someone apparently decided to print off every frame and then re-create it in stop-motion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=240Vq6tIxio Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 31, 2010, 09:25:16 AM The Necronomicon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8)
Elder Sign (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWT07iRvI9M) On a lighter note: Biking around with a sled dog team (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFP28ANXLLA). Make sure to see 4:15 and 5:20 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on February 03, 2010, 03:26:09 AM Guy in background of TV interview checks out NSFW e-mail images (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1m8a4Jl4ZI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on February 03, 2010, 03:54:28 AM Not that you could actually make out the pictures but it was worth it for him turning around and seeing the camera at the end.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on February 03, 2010, 06:09:23 PM Keanu Reeves is immortal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEubt6HpGhs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Johny Cee on February 03, 2010, 06:19:47 PM The Necronomicon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8) Elder Sign (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWT07iRvI9M) They used both of common drawings for the Elder Sign on the bottles. Nice to see someone did their homework! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on February 03, 2010, 07:43:27 PM Keanu Reeves is immortal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEubt6HpGhs) Hahaha, Keanu Reeves as Jesus is all kinds of funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on February 04, 2010, 05:53:21 PM dont click this. not remotely work safe
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1265330156358RA18 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on February 04, 2010, 06:23:57 PM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 05, 2010, 09:44:14 AM I think we have reached the end of the internet. Good job guys.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on February 05, 2010, 11:17:05 AM dont click this. not remotely work safe http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1265330156358RA18 Congratulations for finally getting me. My tombstone shall read February 5, 2010. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nonentity on February 05, 2010, 12:04:38 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMRWNNBYAc8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMRWNNBYAc8)
My new favorite video of the day. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on February 05, 2010, 02:01:11 PM That was amazing. I'd vote for him, even if he does drink whisky with ice.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on February 08, 2010, 04:09:07 PM Someone divides by zero in a podcast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et_MmlTxMXA
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 08, 2010, 05:44:17 PM Someone divides by zero in a podcast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et_MmlTxMXA aswome! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 08, 2010, 08:44:55 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 12, 2010, 03:18:22 PM I Hate Nature - with David Attenborough 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13QAPq0236Y)
(and the orig, slightly less funny - I Hate Nature - with David Attenborough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmul3sYBXbw)) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on February 13, 2010, 11:51:57 AM I Hate Nature - with David Attenborough 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13QAPq0236Y) (and the orig, slightly less funny - I Hate Nature - with David Attenborough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmul3sYBXbw)) that was priceless, one of the funnier things I have seen on youtube. Currently I am fighting a pigeon infestation, so the bird part was very apropos Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on February 13, 2010, 02:24:07 PM Here (http://scottrope.typepad.com/scott_rope/files/voice_mail.mp3) have a laugh if you hadn't heard this before and oh, video killed the radiostar.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Slayerik on February 15, 2010, 10:47:34 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE&feature=popt00us00
I'm on a horse. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 15, 2010, 11:14:59 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE&feature=popt00us00 I'm on a horse. Welcome to 4 posts ago? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 15, 2010, 12:04:46 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE&feature=popt00us00 I'm on a horse. Welcome to 4 posts ago? Totally worth reposting. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 16, 2010, 11:21:43 AM I'll just leave this here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKeA3-n27t8 Edit: Carve the crap off the end if you're going to post raw links without the [url] tags --Bhodi Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Musashi on February 16, 2010, 06:53:37 PM I watched it. I now think Steve Perry is the rightful lead singer of Metallica.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on February 16, 2010, 07:11:41 PM http://www.rocksugarband.com/sound/player.htm
Listen to them all. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on February 17, 2010, 10:03:03 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQJrud71gL8
The last of ~8 vids detailing a youtubers deconversion. Very well done imo. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Musashi on February 17, 2010, 12:07:36 PM http://www.rocksugarband.com/sound/player.htm Listen to them all. I did. I'm broken. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on February 17, 2010, 12:24:46 PM http://www.rocksugarband.com/sound/player.htm Listen to them all. I'm totally grabbing that CD. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 17, 2010, 12:46:45 PM http://www.rocksugarband.com/sound/player.htm Listen to them all. I feel that I have been destroyed, shattered into a thousand pieces and then remade in a more perfect image of rock. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on February 17, 2010, 12:56:25 PM http://www.rocksugarband.com/sound/player.htm Listen to them all. Some talent coated with a sheen of Karo syrup. Some interesting combinations that oddly still work. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Musashi on February 17, 2010, 01:22:58 PM It's just a sad illustration of how derivative is morphed into awesome by mocking itself. It clearly illustrates that in the 80's, I was a tasteless moron who was part of the problem. Also, that dude does a mean Steve Perry. Journey should hire him.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on February 17, 2010, 05:46:01 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQJrud71gL8 The last of ~8 vids detailing a youtubers deconversion. Very well done imo. So a cat knocked a box off the shelf and created the universe. I knew it all along. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 18, 2010, 07:10:54 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQJrud71gL8 The last of ~8 vids detailing a youtubers deconversion. Very well done imo. Ya, because some narcicist posting his existential butthurt without the benefit of reading theology or philosophy is just the thing. God what amateur hour. "Does god listen to my prayers?" Really, that's why you 'deconverted'? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on February 18, 2010, 07:14:58 AM Hey maybe he'll read some Hume quotes and get some really heavy philosophical firepower on his side!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 18, 2010, 07:23:30 AM Don't get me wrong; I would feel great for the tuber if he's gone through some horrible religious nut-house pentecostal/diddled catholic choirboy experience. Awesome that he's out of the abuse.
But otherwise? The arguments presented by the kid should have been addressed and dispatched by his Sunday school. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on February 18, 2010, 07:50:44 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQJrud71gL8 The last of ~8 vids detailing a youtubers deconversion. Very well done imo. I enjoyed his little series. I doubt he was ever a devoted religious individual though, if he had been that religious he would have never been capable of accessing the logical and reason centers of his brain. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on February 18, 2010, 07:54:46 AM Eh, I can believe he was 'religious' and became deconverted since there are people around who believe in God because it's the default and they really don't think about it at all. They get to their teenage years and actually stop and start to think about this stuff and basically realise they never really had any faith they just hadn't bothered to question religion before. Some people might mistake that for losing faith but I think that if the arguments presented here destroy your belief in God you probably didn't have faith, just a total lack of thought on the matter.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 18, 2010, 09:10:50 AM Bingo. Thank god I wasn't forced to post this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA)in response.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on February 18, 2010, 09:37:11 AM That's a pretty good response to at least 50% of posts.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on February 19, 2010, 03:46:41 PM edit: I decided against derailing the thread any more than I have already. :grin: I'll take it up in PMs, when I'm sufficiently motivated, heh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 19, 2010, 05:24:15 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZfRaWAtBVg
At 2:30 it goes from being neat to completely awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 19, 2010, 05:35:18 PM That should go straight to SA.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on February 19, 2010, 08:16:17 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMceZREcBFA&feature=video_response
Quick, call the amber lamps! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 19, 2010, 08:25:25 PM Teh inevitable follow-up interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sWgtGdl7KQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 20, 2010, 07:57:14 PM Just going to leave this here. Probably NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auiuOmIEzCI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 21, 2010, 01:00:42 PM I think this Olympic luge crash video's soundtrack and ending define the words "something awful" (and no, I didn't find it there): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4cau48XXwk
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 21, 2010, 06:08:07 PM And now for a tasteful and important video of a pigeon riding the subway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V31POD2otRk).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Musashi on February 21, 2010, 06:48:30 PM Motherfucker had business downtown.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on February 21, 2010, 09:17:30 PM And now for a tasteful and important video of a pigeon riding the subway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V31POD2otRk). That's funny because a pigeon got trapped on a subway I took just last week, in the same city as that one even. Ours was freaking out and flying from end to end though. A small posse was formed and it got herded out at a station that was thankfully outdoors. When the pigeon flew away the whole subway care burst out in applause, it was a neat moment.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on February 22, 2010, 10:43:01 AM Akihabara Majokko Princess (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqyZpK4Ou2Y) (feat. Kirsten Dunst in a seifuku)
(Link fixed) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on February 22, 2010, 10:47:22 AM I approve this message.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on February 22, 2010, 11:07:03 AM Akihabara Majokko Princess (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrzS_yN9h3Y) (feat. Kirsten Dunst in a seifuku) That was great. It seems to have been recently removed from YouTube though. But I found it in my browser cache. :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 23, 2010, 07:11:19 AM Hunter S. Thompson, patron saint of F13, calls Tech Support (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrOhvSvKIhc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 23, 2010, 09:59:18 AM No one did incoherent rage like Hunter. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on February 23, 2010, 11:57:11 AM I was already streaming audio from the browser to my speakers when I clicked that, so I listened to it mixed with some instrumental William Orbit music. Worked pretty well.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Goreschach on February 23, 2010, 12:35:57 PM No one did incoherent rage like Hunter. :awesome_for_real: Depp did. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on February 23, 2010, 12:55:15 PM Role Playing, Glasgow Style. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfKhDiUNOG0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on February 23, 2010, 02:04:33 PM That's great - never heard of Limmy before - is the rest of his show as good?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on February 23, 2010, 02:08:26 PM Apparently. I didn't manage to catch it, but from the various Youtubes and the BBC Iplayer, it strikes a chord.
His blog is also well worthwhile. Check out page 2 - the Taxi driver story. http://www.limmy.com/blog/page/2/ That sums it all up for me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Righ on February 23, 2010, 02:33:19 PM His blog is also well worthwhile. Check out page 2 - the Taxi driver story. Glasgow taxi drivers were always giving me helpful advice when I lived there. That and stories about the good old days when they worked in the docks and the Gorbals had a sense of community that yous weans dinnae unnerstan. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on February 24, 2010, 02:24:13 PM Fun with ChatRoulette (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ahWs0_A9w)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on February 24, 2010, 07:49:35 PM Been doing this a lot lately:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOWo14kZ9k Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 25, 2010, 08:28:30 AM Insightful commentary on epic beard man bus fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niIQU8_y_7s)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stray on February 26, 2010, 03:44:39 AM what the hell... can't seem to find anyone posting this already. apologies if it has..
Gingers Do Have Souls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 26, 2010, 07:01:36 AM No, that one flamed and died pretty fast. I enjoy this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pXsTdk67oY) version best.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on February 26, 2010, 01:03:17 PM Tesla coil + Faraday suit + The Imperial March = :drill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJqoRaphiEk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 26, 2010, 04:05:34 PM Germans biking on a stupidly narrow mountain trail (http://www.snotr.com/video/4016)
(this one made my palms sweat @ 3:55) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rishathra on February 26, 2010, 09:20:33 PM The whole time watching that video I kept expecting it to end like this scene.
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5355/lawrencearabiarev00.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on February 27, 2010, 11:29:48 AM Presenting Wilbur Sargunaraj (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TojTlYNNm9w#t=0m30s), dance sensation.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 27, 2010, 11:48:12 AM Presenting Wilbur Sargunaraj (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TojTlYNNm9w#t=0m30s), dance sensation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Musashi on February 27, 2010, 12:34:12 PM Everything is fine, Benny Lava.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on March 03, 2010, 12:19:35 PM Oh.. Canada? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiwBwBL4Qo&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 04, 2010, 12:27:45 PM Japan. (http://www.wimp.com/seriouslyjapan/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 04, 2010, 01:49:27 PM What... the... fuck? :headscratch:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on March 04, 2010, 01:53:58 PM Call me nuts, but I'm going to have to pick Japan over Canada here.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 04, 2010, 02:10:19 PM Maybe it's because Rush is my favorite band ever, but I gotta go with Canada and Emin-eh up there.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on March 04, 2010, 02:31:27 PM http://www.wimp.com/citymayor/ (http://www.wimp.com/citymayor/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on March 08, 2010, 08:35:05 AM Oh.. Canada? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiwBwBL4Qo&feature=player_embedded#) Why'd you have to go and do that? They just played it on the radio and I thought to myself "I hope this never makes its way onto F13." The guy sucks and much like Celine, we'll ship him off to Vegas. He's also the reason they're thinking of tweaking our National anthem. Distance and all of that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on March 08, 2010, 02:54:59 PM The greatest Canadian song ever written. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 09, 2010, 07:08:29 AM http://www.wimp.com/citymayor/ (http://www.wimp.com/citymayor/) That's amazing. It also reconfirms my thought that America is just downright crazy. That woman is a beast. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on March 09, 2010, 09:09:25 AM Canada is part of NORTH America, not America. They'll yell at you if you make that mistake again!
Edit: I actually work in that city, North of those curvy buildings at 3:58. She manages by selling every inch of land to condo companies, if you couldn't tell by the model. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on March 09, 2010, 03:29:43 PM From (at least one of) the people who brought you AMV Hell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbm08WUA-BA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 10, 2010, 10:41:27 AM I feel death metal improves just about anything.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930326 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 10, 2010, 11:06:22 AM I feel death metal improves just about anything. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930326 :rock_hard: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on March 10, 2010, 07:23:57 PM :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on March 10, 2010, 09:32:09 PM I feel death metal improves just about anything. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930326 :hulk_rock: :rock: :rock_hard: :hulk_rock: :rock: :rock_hard: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tarami on March 12, 2010, 05:52:47 AM Watch, cocksuckers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpsKKPuTYCI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 12, 2010, 12:46:40 PM Cocksucka!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 13, 2010, 11:14:13 AM That got very, very silly, very, very fast.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 14, 2010, 05:37:30 PM Brendon Burns on pretty girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH4rXgUAfsM) 4:56, especially.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 14, 2010, 06:12:38 PM That woman looked PISSED. :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 14, 2010, 06:25:18 PM (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39720/f13/wherearemykeys.jpg)
If it weren't such poor quality, that'd be avatar material. Woman has the sense of humor of a doornail. Yeesh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 14, 2010, 10:45:02 PM Fur schild (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1a6_1268537759)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on March 14, 2010, 11:21:20 PM In honour of Peter Graves, heres a montage of Mission Impossible openings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k55NuWQCh78 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on March 16, 2010, 03:28:04 AM Chatroulette Piano Improv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 16, 2010, 07:33:44 AM Penn Station Performers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HulzV6kxPCU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 16, 2010, 05:37:01 PM well I'm a dummy Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Aez on March 16, 2010, 06:10:17 PM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 16, 2010, 09:15:21 PM ChatRoulette Pianist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60) Seriously? Look 2 posts up.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 16, 2010, 09:35:02 PM doh! wasn't payin attention.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 18, 2010, 05:41:31 PM I don't know why for sure but I have a major crush on this girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vEStDd6HVY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on March 18, 2010, 08:09:22 PM I don't know why for sure but I have a major crush on this girl. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vEStDd6HVY Its the eyes. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on March 19, 2010, 07:48:04 AM Sabotage! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoQ0bqsJSJ8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on March 19, 2010, 11:18:54 PM Sabotage! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoQ0bqsJSJ8) EDIT: Split Screen Comparison (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twWd1L4fmTI&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on March 20, 2010, 02:10:51 AM Russian guy performs amazing bike trick. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyF5tbN8iXw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on March 20, 2010, 05:01:10 PM Russian guy performs amazing bike trick. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyF5tbN8iXw) :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 21, 2010, 10:52:12 AM Was tempted to put this under the Wii recommendations thread... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_s7iCOj9HU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on March 21, 2010, 06:33:44 PM Was tempted to put this under the Wii recommendations thread... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_s7iCOj9HU) I don't think an emoticon exists that can sum up that video. I am sitting here chuckling, I don't even know where to start. What I can say is that the entire time I kept thinking of the Electric Six's Gay Bar song. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 22, 2010, 09:39:06 AM Russian guy performs amazing bike trick. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyF5tbN8iXw) :drill: I love how the bystanders don't seem to give a rat's ass about this guy's unconsciousness. EDIT: As for that Wii video, is that Hard Gay's video game? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on March 22, 2010, 09:51:58 AM Wii video is totally Bloodworthed. We've seen Muscle March here before.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 22, 2010, 02:10:36 PM I guess I had repressed the memory.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 24, 2010, 09:04:30 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKWdSCt4jGE
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 24, 2010, 10:58:56 AM Content Aware Fill, the new magic for photoshop CS5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH0aEp1oDOI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on March 24, 2010, 12:33:55 PM It's not April 1st is it? That's real? Holy shit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on March 24, 2010, 12:50:51 PM That's amazing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 24, 2010, 01:19:59 PM Guess I need to switch fields now....
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 24, 2010, 01:24:26 PM That video drops a load in designer's pants all around the world.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on March 25, 2010, 03:00:58 PM That's pretty awesome. I wrote a simple piece of photo gallery software for my own use a while back that uses the same idea to pad odd-sized images, by averaging the colors along the borders and extending a solid block of that color out. Their version is WAY cooler though. The last example gives you a pretty good idea of how their logic works, especially if you look in the upper left corner where it falls down a little bit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on March 25, 2010, 03:19:57 PM http://www.interviewmagazine.com/blogs/film/2010-03-08/logorama/
^ A small animated movie with some pretty cool scenes Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on March 25, 2010, 04:57:33 PM Not totally useless, but hey, it's all the SNL Presidents together again.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f5a57185bd/funny-or-die-s-presidential-reunion Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 28, 2010, 09:05:54 AM London Pirate Radio (http://www.palladiumboots.com/exploration/london-pirate-radio)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 28, 2010, 07:42:28 PM Wil Weaton's PAX keynote speech (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSLDfAgbOh4&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 29, 2010, 08:06:47 AM NYC Tilt-Shift Timelapse (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cce_1269798904)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Demetra on March 29, 2010, 03:44:56 PM NYC Tilt-Shift Timelapse (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cce_1269798904) Okay I found that amazing. What about it makes it look just like we are viewing a miniature scene? I thought it was the speed but I bet it has something to do with the way it is focused.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on March 29, 2010, 05:13:09 PM According to the site that's what the tilt shift in the title refers to. It's either a lens that effects how the camera focuses or a digital processing effect.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on March 31, 2010, 01:47:31 PM I HOPE YOU LEFT ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 31, 2010, 04:58:44 PM "You think this is the real quaid?!
hahaha....you're right." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on March 31, 2010, 07:09:37 PM The new youtube look is a lot less ugly.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 01, 2010, 10:38:07 AM http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1931594
The arrangement isn't the best but I can't help but think taylor swift was one bad boyfriend away from being an awesome punk. Just this look she get on her face in the song, makes me wish she'd have gone a different route in music. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Musashi on April 01, 2010, 11:43:07 AM Yea, it's not the arrangement so much as it's just about 20 BPM slow for the intensity the song deserves in a metal motif.
Self-Edit: Country sucks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 02, 2010, 07:19:11 PM Happy Easter Everyone! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRUPWDIgYM) (from the muppets)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 03, 2010, 05:57:44 PM (50X) Autonomously folding a pile of 5 previously-unseen towels (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy5g33S0Gzo)
One of the comments: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on April 03, 2010, 11:21:05 PM Happy Easter Everyone! (http://videosift.com/video/The-Muppets-Stand-By-Me) (from the muppet show) I counter with this: Hilarious Muppet Bloopers! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 04, 2010, 09:23:15 AM I counter with this: Hilarious Muppet Bloopers! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw) Yeah, except mine was entertaining and yours would have been semi-amusing about this time last year. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on April 04, 2010, 10:20:34 AM Oh, come on. Muppets never go out of style!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 05, 2010, 03:42:23 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg
Wait... for... it... :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on April 05, 2010, 07:15:30 PM Good job, Georgia.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 06, 2010, 10:10:46 AM Testemax - a new drug that protects you against overly assertive females (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWBmTq3JJw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on April 06, 2010, 10:55:17 AM Breakdancing has come a long way (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvsT-Oe-X2g)
The shit at 1:53 is just mental. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 06, 2010, 06:20:45 PM (50X) Autonomously folding a pile of 5 previously-unseen towels (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy5g33S0Gzo) Ha that's awesome. I love the way it pats/smooths out the towels are it finishes folding them and placing them down.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on April 07, 2010, 01:13:45 PM Fun with Chat Roulette (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzakCwZUYHg&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 07, 2010, 02:40:50 PM Galactic State of Mind (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1931187)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on April 07, 2010, 03:23:27 PM Attractive women in Leia's bikini always get me.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on April 08, 2010, 05:07:53 AM Chinese boy belts out Whitney Houston better than Whitney Houston can (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3-p_4z6FiM&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on April 08, 2010, 10:20:10 AM Ok thats good and strange.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 09, 2010, 05:22:37 AM At first I thought his accent would come through, that didn't happen, and then some soul crept up around 3:30 in how he vibrated his voice. God damn. I bet he'll never get hooked on opiates either.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 09, 2010, 10:11:04 AM Fun with Chat Roulette (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzakCwZUYHg&feature=player_embedded#) lol, awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 09, 2010, 12:03:47 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl_2YtnH6nA&feature=player_embedded
:ye_gods: :grin: :why_so_serious: :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on April 09, 2010, 10:54:21 PM Water powered jetpack thing? Totally useless, but looks like a good time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snTqLQLpBA&feature=related Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on April 10, 2010, 05:37:45 PM Not safe for parents.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYzCcxF2IzE :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on April 10, 2010, 06:58:46 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo
1hr long talk by Lawrence Krauss about cosmology Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on April 11, 2010, 07:26:19 AM Water powered jetpack thing? Totally useless, but looks like a good time! I can't imagine how loud that thing must be. I'd also like to see what happens when a fish or something gets sucked up...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snTqLQLpBA&feature=related Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 12, 2010, 10:49:38 AM A raven playing in the snow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjgpenWavO8 (http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/9749/emot3d.gif) (http://img685.imageshack.us/i/emot3d.gif/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 13, 2010, 03:16:46 PM DOG MAN
Just watch the first 40 seconds until dog man unleashes his full fury: http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/dog-street-siege/xcdzbvm Love how he collides with his wife and it doesn't even faze her. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on April 13, 2010, 06:15:40 PM Hovercraft Racing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h18FOjnv6YY&playnext_from=QL)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 13, 2010, 07:05:12 PM Wait, they're scared of a mutt and a boxer? :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 13, 2010, 11:08:14 PM Wait, they're scared of a mutt and a boxer? :oh_i_see: I dunno, but I'm starting to think psycho dog man is a set-up, a deliberate viral video. The TV channel that ran the story is now milking it: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1039487/vicious-dog-man-basks-in-barking-glory Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on April 14, 2010, 08:11:08 AM Childrens choir sings the end song to porta (http://video.tagged.com/?v=6m5TuxdkfkE&ect=3312et28&al=1&tn=bWVzc2FnZXNfbmV3LTEtMi0x&linkId=top_weekly_videos_link_1_0)l
They are really good actually. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on April 14, 2010, 09:32:56 AM They are really good actually. Really? I must not be a good judge of kid choirs. I thought they sucked. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 14, 2010, 11:38:41 AM They are really good actually. Really? I must not be a good judge of kid choirs. I thought they sucked. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 14, 2010, 11:45:54 AM They aren't too bad. Have to at least give the choir director credit for picking a song like that. I'm wondering if the parents got the meaning behind the words though, lol!
And yet the most annoying part of the video was whoever taking it being completely unable to stop screwing with the focus and zoom. Ugh. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on April 15, 2010, 10:55:11 PM The future is terrifying. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ezZgAl6aN8)
Also, this (http://www.hulu.com/watch/84246/the-electric-company-1970s-lilly-lick-a-lolly). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 16, 2010, 08:43:59 AM The girls didn't seem that into licking lolly's :drillf:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 16, 2010, 09:16:59 AM The future is terrifying. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ezZgAl6aN8) Good god. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 16, 2010, 10:06:36 AM Dolphins playing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMCf7SNUb-Q&feature=player_embedded). :heart:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 17, 2010, 08:20:34 AM Streaming MSTK3000 24/7 (http://www.justin.tv/synthnine9#r=cBy189Q~)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 20, 2010, 07:54:32 AM Another comedy variation on Canon in D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on April 20, 2010, 08:08:57 AM Another comedy variation on Canon in D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I). FIFY.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on April 22, 2010, 01:18:10 PM I have no idea who Nigel Farage is, but he can rant like nobody's business. You'd think the EU was the brainchild of Stalin after listening to him, :why_so_serious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsVZ4VepQdg&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFRFA4wlVj8&feature=related Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on April 22, 2010, 02:43:41 PM He's the head of the anti-EU party in the UK.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on April 22, 2010, 03:30:00 PM I see it now. It's Moses-and-Stick. I've been reading Moose-and-Stick this whole time, and every time I thought, "Why isn't it Moose-and-Squirrel?"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on April 22, 2010, 05:27:34 PM Yup! Mooseandsquirrel doesn't have any phallic implications, that's why!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 23, 2010, 06:30:19 AM Shell Helix - behind the scenes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZzNIZfBEuU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Elaen Todir on April 23, 2010, 08:37:32 AM Is this you? Please say it isnt so...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqafYTKBpss Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 23, 2010, 09:16:35 AM I'm trying to find one good reason why this thread shouldn't be nuked from orbit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Elaen Todir on April 23, 2010, 09:27:59 AM Sorry
I tought it would be funny =/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on April 23, 2010, 09:42:34 AM (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=4915;type=avatar) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 23, 2010, 09:46:46 AM .........
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on April 23, 2010, 10:49:23 AM More appropriate for the useless videos thread.
And so he said "Let there be useless videos" and it was done. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 23, 2010, 01:11:21 PM (http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1951/shoppin.gif)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 23, 2010, 02:22:32 PM (http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1951/shoppin.gif) That is what one might call a shitty day. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 28, 2010, 05:43:39 PM ACDC Vs Iron Man 2 - Architectural Projection Mapping on Rochester Castle (http://vimeo.com/11160666) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on April 28, 2010, 08:57:35 PM That's really cool, too bad it had to be an ad for a movie.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on April 30, 2010, 12:07:27 AM I'm not into baseball, but I thought this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1yQ5k10n0c) was pretty cute.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Obo on April 30, 2010, 07:21:31 AM Pope Song (NSFW!!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRDfut2Vx0) :awesome_for_real:
eh... perhaps this should be in Politics... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 30, 2010, 08:51:00 AM U.S. Soldiers In Afghanistan Remake Lady Gaga's "Telephone" Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haHXgFU7qNI&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on April 30, 2010, 08:58:49 AM That guy dancing by himself seemed ridiculously happy. I also think he and I might have had the same dance teacher.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 30, 2010, 07:37:25 PM You'd be happy too if you were afforded a break from getting shot at or dodging bombs to make a video.
You know, not to put too fine a point on it. :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on May 02, 2010, 10:08:11 AM OPERNER, SHIELD, ANCHOR, OAR! 8 MINUTES TO GRORY! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 02, 2010, 10:40:13 AM Ah, the Swiss Army Knife of shovels.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on May 02, 2010, 11:14:34 AM Saw, Hammer, Pick, Shield, Scissors... etc;
That long list of uses and they forgot the most important one. Friend. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 02, 2010, 11:53:22 AM The music killed me.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on May 02, 2010, 02:19:21 PM I think their website url is awesome: zgwnjq.com (it's the first letter of the romanised forms of the Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 05, 2010, 01:59:32 PM In honor of Cinco de Mayo, here's the final sword fight from the 1940 Zorro with Basil Rathbone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk8P-lEcsS0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk8P-lEcsS0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 05, 2010, 02:28:18 PM Bible Quiz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3g6mXLEKk&feature=player_embedded)
It's funnier than it sounds. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 05, 2010, 03:14:11 PM Bible Quiz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3g6mXLEKk&feature=player_embedded) It's funnier than it sounds. :awesome_for_real: Yeah, that's not going to end up going somewhere else at all. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on May 05, 2010, 09:29:00 PM OPERNER, SHIELD, ANCHOR, OAR! 8 MINUTES TO GRORY! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o) my new favorite video... that was a true gem. The Sheild was was priceless and the Oar just had me roaring with laughter. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on May 07, 2010, 06:16:33 AM I found this video fitting for the crowd here. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935115)
Forgive me if it has been posted already. Note: It's a bit loud, so caution at work. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 07, 2010, 12:47:59 PM I found this video fitting for the crowd here. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935115) That reminded me a bit of the last hiring interview I did, with an applicant who made the bold claim in his resume that he was an English grammar expert. It did not go well for him. :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on May 07, 2010, 01:54:13 PM Heartless: The Story of the Tin Man (http://vimeo.com/11431902)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 07, 2010, 05:25:08 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ycYJvuJiQ
Possibly NSFW. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on May 07, 2010, 09:22:23 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ycYJvuJiQ Possibly NSFW. reason #425 why american tv sucks I suppose. I would definately put that in the NSFW slot. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on May 08, 2010, 06:37:38 AM Heartless: The Story of the Tin Man (http://vimeo.com/11431902) That was awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 08, 2010, 07:06:06 AM That was indeed very good. Pity about the singing, but it was minimal.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 08, 2010, 11:09:49 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9-qUc549s
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 08, 2010, 01:44:01 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9-qUc549s Is this supposed to be awesome or...? I never got into TF2 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 08, 2010, 02:11:33 PM I was really into TF2.
Oh Bloodworth... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 08, 2010, 03:21:53 PM I thought the whole production was amusing. This is the useless video thread.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 09, 2010, 05:32:47 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p038QhSQxY
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 12, 2010, 11:04:56 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ry2aG9QES0
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on May 12, 2010, 11:58:14 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ry2aG9QES0 Shoe advert? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 12, 2010, 12:05:10 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ry2aG9QES0 Shoe advert? I dunno, they never really name the shoe overly, just show it during that one part. It could be, I just found it kinda funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 12, 2010, 10:31:52 PM Sort of like a video, I guess. It's one of those "this is how small and insignificant you are" things.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on May 15, 2010, 01:01:01 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-Ywp2Jq-4
Return of the Jedi done with Warcraft voices/samples. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 20, 2010, 05:38:35 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrteiQLcYvs
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on May 20, 2010, 09:10:29 AM 3 men 'sail' an inflatable castle through the middle of an international boat race (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aItZLhS0mAU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 20, 2010, 11:24:37 AM Theo Jansen at TED, 2007 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38iyEttxc44)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on May 20, 2010, 11:38:50 AM Theo Jansen at TED, 2007 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38iyEttxc44) Wow that's amazing.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on May 21, 2010, 02:57:30 AM I've not seen a TED yet that wasn't...
That motion freaks you out tho. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on May 21, 2010, 04:59:56 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaIS7E_B9wQ
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 21, 2010, 10:12:51 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9uoTAt5g7A
:why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 21, 2010, 05:59:40 PM Slayer goes to Church (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYNOhqvNoS8)
Might be offensive to some viewers. SFW with volume low. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 21, 2010, 07:22:37 PM I could see that being offensive.
However, since I'm agnostic, it just blows my mind and cracks me up. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 21, 2010, 10:41:20 PM Instructional Dance Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcjNucPmLjo&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on May 22, 2010, 01:01:23 AM I could see that being offensive. Being agnostic helps, since it's only if you're a religious nut that you find this offensive. I find that you don't fuck with religious nuts unless you know you've got bigger guns than they have. And even then, you keep your distance.However, since I'm agnostic, it just blows my mind and cracks me up. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 23, 2010, 06:37:41 PM Speed Metal Abba (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njwGpdXUFV8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on May 23, 2010, 11:14:01 PM Speed Metal Abba (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njwGpdXUFV8) This fad with converting things to speed/metal is annoying. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 24, 2010, 06:59:10 AM I had not seen one before! I thought I was pretty plugged into the internets meme scene, but apparently not!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 24, 2010, 01:13:58 PM Teen Werewolves (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E)
Those are some tight pants yo. Speed Metal Abba (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njwGpdXUFV8) This fad with converting things to speed/metal is annoying. Its a much improved version. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on May 24, 2010, 06:47:41 PM God damnit young kids are so fucking lame now. What ever happened to just playing video games and shit?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on May 25, 2010, 12:36:21 AM Pixel Art Documentary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mqAZ06dwKU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on May 25, 2010, 05:47:31 AM I think it's because the penalties for kicking someone's ass in high school are too great these days. Everyone needs to get their ass kicked at least once, and these kids are missing out.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on May 25, 2010, 07:37:29 AM I see a new and unfulfilled market developing.
Asskickers Inc Kicking your kids' ass today, for a better tomorrow! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: penfold on May 27, 2010, 02:29:22 PM Speed Metal Abba (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njwGpdXUFV8) This fad with converting things to speed/metal is annoying. How about drum and bass versions of metal tunes? ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f-lcq9eMdk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAU6P4mMx14 or, lol, Disney Slipknot. This guy has a whole bunch of vids. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG6G4XBnvLQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on May 27, 2010, 07:17:32 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=617ANIA5Rqs
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: JWIV on May 28, 2010, 10:38:10 AM This thread needs moar Beaker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAtBki0PsC0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 28, 2010, 10:40:29 AM This thread needs moar Beaker :drill: :heart: :drill: :heart: :drill:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAtBki0PsC0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on May 28, 2010, 12:30:47 PM You can never have enough Beaker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnT7pT6zCcA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on May 28, 2010, 03:57:30 PM My favorite Beaker for you all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on May 28, 2010, 11:32:15 PM Cop and Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSywiwgC4Dk)
Watch until the end. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on May 29, 2010, 11:03:18 PM Cop and Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSywiwgC4Dk) Watch until the end. I kept waiting for the savage ambush from the dog, but that was pretty cute. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on June 01, 2010, 02:52:51 PM :heart: the dog video, that was cute!
I now present the reciprocating dingle arm (http://home.comcast.net/~steveham21/turbo.mpg)! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on June 01, 2010, 06:16:46 PM I can only hope that someday I have a kid this cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-91zdS69ro&feature=player_embedded#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-91zdS69ro&feature=player_embedded#!) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on June 02, 2010, 12:43:30 AM damnit, now you made me want to play GPL again.
(This is the first time I heard that song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOdceaQlv3A) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on June 02, 2010, 07:06:56 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaTLvS07qrY
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on June 02, 2010, 08:57:28 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQaHrc
Story here (http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/06/this_is_not_how_youre_supposed.php). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on June 03, 2010, 03:20:52 PM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9YtJC-Kd8&feature=player_embedded#!)[HD]自主制作アニメーション『the TV show』[/url]
That either translates into "the TV show" or "really fucking cool." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 04, 2010, 09:26:37 AM That's pretty fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 04, 2010, 01:01:10 PM http://boxell.jp/clock/
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on June 04, 2010, 01:46:26 PM wtf mate? Explain.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 04, 2010, 02:09:50 PM Lots of videos! :grin:
E: Touhou clock is touhou. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGegCta6F1o Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on June 04, 2010, 03:51:57 PM http://boxell.jp/clock/ The most fitting video yet for this thread. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoshimaru on June 05, 2010, 05:17:41 PM Hayaku: A Time Lapse Journey Through Japan (http://vimeo.com/12112529)
Pretty amazing time-lapse video, especially the panning shots. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on June 05, 2010, 06:03:11 PM Hayaku: A Time Lapse Journey Through Japan (http://vimeo.com/12112529) That was fantastic! :Love_Letters:Pretty amazing time-lapse video, especially the panning shots. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 05, 2010, 08:38:29 PM Yep, that was pretty cool.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on June 06, 2010, 01:42:26 AM I liked some of the depth of field effects early on in the video; gave it a very surreal look. It's amazing what you can do with (relatively) cheap technology these days. Chronos set the standard for that style 25 years ago but that was filmed with custom built time-lapse cameras and shown in IMAX theaters (the real IMAX screen, not the crap they pass off as IMAX these days).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on June 07, 2010, 06:36:47 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX09WnGU6ZY
Wicked printer. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Musashi on June 07, 2010, 09:27:05 PM The lego dude on the stylus bouncing up and down is definitely hilarious.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on June 08, 2010, 03:04:34 AM OH FUCK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk) :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on June 08, 2010, 04:05:26 AM I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT!
(also wtf with the bee-on-the-eyeball avatar? :ye_gods:) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on June 08, 2010, 04:57:48 AM I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on June 08, 2010, 06:24:56 AM OH FUCK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk) :ye_gods: I've played some of those games too, it seems anything within your point of view is forgotten about once you look elsewhere. There could be an npc of a homeless guy on the street, you do a 360, and suddenly he's turned into a woman selling flowers. I'll take a half-ass first person view in an adventure game over third person or static images anytime though.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on June 08, 2010, 06:33:22 AM I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! In other news, that video reminds me a bit of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw because of the way the cat moves without you seeing him move. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on June 08, 2010, 02:46:53 PM Did we do the smoking baby yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4c_wI6kQyE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on June 08, 2010, 03:03:13 PM He's cut down to 15 a day now, though :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on June 09, 2010, 06:04:22 AM Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GQ16jnCxg&has_verified=1) :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 09, 2010, 06:06:42 AM I hope she was showered before all that.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on June 09, 2010, 06:21:43 AM Nostalgia, whee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on June 09, 2010, 02:19:48 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZmgZN1umsM&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZmgZN1umsM&NR=1)
Maybe a bloodworth, but I cant believe I havent seen this video before. Read the video description for extra awesomeness. Pretty good music too. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on June 09, 2010, 02:33:02 PM An oldy but a goody; RJD2 is fantastic.
On a related note, there is a breakdancer called LazyLegz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqeVXbTQ8NA) who dances like that. He has a muscular disorder which affects his legs. He performed at the opening of the Vancouver games and is frankly a pretty inspiring chap. Bio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luca_Patuelli) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on June 09, 2010, 03:13:39 PM Heh, I saw that performance. I remembered that I though it was pretty cool, but wondered if there was something wrong with him or if it was just an act. I was leaning towards the latter because of the performance's remarkableness. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 11, 2010, 12:23:37 PM OH FUCK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk) :ye_gods: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwmJSfydILA :grin:Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 12, 2010, 06:35:54 PM Scoliosis? Do the robot! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1RtcTb5F9g)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on June 15, 2010, 07:00:59 AM :uhrr: :ye_gods: :drill: :ye_gods: :uhrr: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPhRiaNW4UQ&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on June 15, 2010, 10:09:29 AM Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 15, 2010, 01:43:47 PM Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA) serious bloodworth, but forgivable, cuz its a good one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 15, 2010, 02:23:58 PM Aye, this one's better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPko-aXvJM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on June 15, 2010, 02:27:55 PM Nah, it's all about the original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on June 16, 2010, 11:31:24 AM :awesome_for_real: EVOLUTION!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=player_embedded Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on June 16, 2010, 11:54:17 AM :awesome_for_real: EVOLUTION! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=player_embedded lol nature's fleshlight Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on June 16, 2010, 12:57:20 PM meh, not awesome
poor frog :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on June 16, 2010, 01:21:24 PM if the frog didn't want it, he wouldn't having been jumping so sexily.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 17, 2010, 08:31:37 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ElFtCnhSR0
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on June 17, 2010, 12:13:13 PM That was truly useless.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on June 18, 2010, 06:57:28 AM Super mario beatbox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE-JN7_rxtE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on June 19, 2010, 11:58:20 AM Drumkata (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E#t=40s)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 20, 2010, 04:10:38 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDlkGhpU3kM - NSFW.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on June 21, 2010, 10:23:49 PM Wow, your dancing... Your fuking dancing is sick! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TH_dKfBI40)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 22, 2010, 07:37:59 PM :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on June 22, 2010, 11:25:47 PM Wow, your dancing... Your fuking dancing is sick! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TH_dKfBI40) That was actually pretty cool to listen to, because it really brings up cultural differences as well. I've used "sick" before as an adjective and heard it used that way as well, and it's just kind of funny to think in Korea the equivalent would be "pickled" of all things. LOL! His English wasn't that bad either and the reason for teaching the swear words is a good one - so you'll know it when you hear it. I wish my French teachers had been as accommodating back in HS.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 24, 2010, 07:36:05 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8JGhoVybkM
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 24, 2010, 12:38:53 PM An...interesting TF2 map: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM1Ay85de3U
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 28, 2010, 06:26:34 AM AT-AT DAY AFTERNOON (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CVYOCMpJRY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on June 28, 2010, 06:31:06 AM That's a little disturbing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Musashi on June 28, 2010, 08:29:05 AM Jabba the POOP!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ingmar on June 28, 2010, 03:29:49 PM Conan the Musical (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw)
:awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: trias_e on June 28, 2010, 07:21:40 PM Wow, totally fucking genius. I absolutely adore the movie so it's just double :heart: for me.
I have found my new favorite meme. Guile's theme goes with everything. fresh prince of bel-air (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtDYU9VGqbo&feature=related) Guy moving a fridge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvONtwVtIwU&feature=related) Making an already unintentionally hilarious scene intentionally hilarious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5qoWqkq6XU&feature=related) Of course there are many, many more. Oh, and it also turns out to be the best damn intro music ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2LzBrnREB4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI1kkTXRDNw&feature=related Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 28, 2010, 07:44:56 PM That was disappointing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 01, 2010, 07:53:09 AM http://www.koreus.com/video/java-4-ever.html :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 01, 2010, 08:57:30 AM Ok, that was pretty fucking funny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 01, 2010, 09:41:54 AM Ha, funny and really well done. What language were they speaking though? It doesn't sound like French or German or anything like that. Dutch, maybe?
--------------------------- EDIT - Oh, and the IE8 topic in useless conversation prompted me to find this video: Offshore Bank & Trust (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRbcJFe_rjA) Yeah... IE's the reason so many people have issues with their computers, IMO. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 01, 2010, 01:01:38 PM Norwegian, presumably.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on July 01, 2010, 01:57:54 PM Guy Freaks Out During Hidden Camera Ghost Prank (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FCrdM5ADgE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on July 01, 2010, 04:26:05 PM Guy Freaks Out During Hidden Camera Ghost Prank (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FCrdM5ADgE) LOL. I would like to think that if I saw a metal candy dish running around a table I'd immediately go "hey, cool magnetic coffee table" instead of screaming like a little girl. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 01, 2010, 04:44:56 PM The thing about single-programmer-developed games is when they glitch, it's often in weird ways. Like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89QfjjuhJyw
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on July 01, 2010, 11:12:51 PM Lula-May's baby boy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3GlIpe2Acg)
I don't know why, but this scene makes me laugh like crazy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on July 02, 2010, 12:06:48 AM The thing about single-programmer-developed games is when they glitch, it's often in weird ways. Like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89QfjjuhJyw What's neat about that video is that the symptoms of the corruption give you a pretty good idea of how the map is stored (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octree). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on July 03, 2010, 06:01:57 PM Mario Kart Love Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBpQVhCMb8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 04, 2010, 12:43:27 AM Mario Kart Love Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBpQVhCMb8) BW Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on July 04, 2010, 01:32:09 PM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 05, 2010, 09:51:47 AM Bit of local Northwest metal flavor:
LARPer's revenge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Vcoq-QRo4) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on July 05, 2010, 06:05:21 PM Bit of local Northwest metal flavor: LARPer's revenge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Vcoq-QRo4) pretty sure that has been on this thread before, but regardless great song and an even better video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phire on July 05, 2010, 08:20:18 PM Vuvuzela Hero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P40TP1ughek&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 05, 2010, 08:59:37 PM The Berklee school of music performing south park the musical. They're spot on.
Mountain Town: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooyTUcpJQns Blame Canada: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTbCmymqd7g Up There: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI9I4lgTSdA Kyle's Mom's A Bitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y3qn9UZEGw La Resistance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNFH4TlPeKM It's easy mmkay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HINWal2t9E4 I'm super: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siOi6CliJ0U Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Luxor on July 06, 2010, 04:05:46 PM Israeli soldiers take their patrol seriously http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIrVofeRh0g&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on July 06, 2010, 06:19:02 PM Israeli soldiers take their patrol seriously http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIrVofeRh0g&feature=player_embedded The "Watch Israeil Girl soldiers dancing" link on that vid is apparently blocked by Sony in my region. I assume they have some copyright on female Israeli battle gear. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on July 06, 2010, 07:11:16 PM Functioning LEGO sniper rifle. :drill:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c23_1276166790 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c23_1276166790) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on July 06, 2010, 07:13:35 PM Functioning LEGO sniper rifle. :drill: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c23_1276166790 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c23_1276166790) That is so fucking badass. Do want. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Zetleft on July 07, 2010, 06:48:08 PM Functioning LEGO sniper rifle. :drill: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c23_1276166790 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c23_1276166790) Holy shit that was cool Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 07, 2010, 08:32:09 PM I was expecting that thing to shoot real bullets based on the hype :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Musashi on July 09, 2010, 10:14:45 AM Yea me too. But I still wasn't disappointed.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 09, 2010, 01:16:01 PM Minecraft cart ride: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTkEb1akKcs
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 10, 2010, 01:17:24 AM Marmot chewing on a biscuit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fBhMB9ExVk
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 10, 2010, 09:43:07 AM Marmot chewing on a biscuit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fBhMB9ExVk Video removed.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 10, 2010, 10:06:22 AM Same video here at College Humor (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1938434)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on July 10, 2010, 10:00:14 PM Found the YouTube page of the guy who made that lego sniper rifle. He's made lego reproductions of all sorts of guns.
Lego Desert Eagle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUWpbHiiPnE) Lego M249 PARAS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-et46ed4ew&feature=related) :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 11, 2010, 01:14:01 AM Hey, let's put the cat on a robot vacuum cleaner with a chicken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlbAsho2JJc What if we put the cat on a robot vacuum cleaner next to the dog? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 11, 2010, 08:11:22 AM One of these days that cat is gonna get himself et. Check out the one with the easter eggs, the cat is a royal a-hole. And I'm a devoted cat lover here!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 12, 2010, 06:09:57 AM Found the YouTube page of the guy who made that lego sniper rifle. He's made lego reproductions of all sorts of guns. Lego Desert Eagle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUWpbHiiPnE) Lego M249 PARAS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-et46ed4ew&feature=related) :drill: Holy fuck. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 13, 2010, 06:29:07 PM Old Spice + 4chan =
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCVhGzrAT0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on July 13, 2010, 06:48:21 PM He's posting lots of responses to comments. Some are pretty funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js9d48G9HSI&feature=player_embedded http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzxZRKIi1Fs&feature=player_embedded Someone at Old Spice's ad agency is pretty keyed into the new media it seems. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 13, 2010, 06:50:12 PM If you see a picture of the two guys who came up with the commercials, it's not surprising they came up with this.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 13, 2010, 08:10:56 PM Monocle smile! :awesome_for_real:
Edit: meta as hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-qpEUOtLk8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on July 13, 2010, 09:20:27 PM This is approaching Bruce Campbell levels of awesomeness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeHgadEJC-g&feature=player_embedded Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 14, 2010, 08:25:10 AM I've found my new Internet hero.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 14, 2010, 09:03:50 AM I believe at some point the chuck norris meme got dethroned.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on July 14, 2010, 01:57:06 PM Improve Everywhere: Star Wars on the subway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gCeWEGiQI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 15, 2010, 07:18:00 AM The Video Game Bosses' Lament (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k6yX02id7E)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 15, 2010, 12:44:03 PM Farewell for now, Old Spice Man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFDqvKtPgZo
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 15, 2010, 01:07:37 PM Farewell for now, Old Spice Man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFDqvKtPgZo Just the opening frame had me laughing. :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 15, 2010, 01:30:28 PM I think I shall miss him most of all.
:heartbreak: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on July 15, 2010, 10:18:37 PM If he had caught footballs like he catches fish and cakes he would have lasted longer in the NFL. :awesome_for_real:
Great campaign. Here is some background info: http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/how_old_spice_won_the_internet.php Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on July 16, 2010, 06:04:41 AM Don't argue with an ibex. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugslL45aXk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on July 16, 2010, 07:24:17 AM I feel that went better than most of the arguments you see on political blogs.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 16, 2010, 09:50:14 AM Don't argue with an ibex. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugslL45aXk) Why did I find that so damn funny? :awesome_for_real:Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Goreschach on July 17, 2010, 08:33:19 PM It's because if you watched that with your eyes closed you'd swear it was a person making those sounds.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on July 19, 2010, 04:09:47 AM Rabid Dog Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZpm_9_PmYg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 19, 2010, 11:26:19 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlt2nG4PEZw
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 19, 2010, 12:45:20 PM WHAT... THE... FUCK? :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 19, 2010, 01:49:07 PM Funniest part for me was seeing that and immediately thinking of f13.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bunk on July 19, 2010, 02:15:34 PM This is approaching Bruce Campbell levels of awesomeness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeHgadEJC-g&feature=player_embedded Wait, did he say "Mascularity"? Is that a word? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 19, 2010, 03:24:30 PM The Berklee school of music performing south park the musical. They're spot on. Mountain Town: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooyTUcpJQns Blame Canada: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTbCmymqd7g Up There: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI9I4lgTSdA Kyle's Mom's A Bitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y3qn9UZEGw La Resistance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNFH4TlPeKM It's easy mmkay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HINWal2t9E4 I'm super: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siOi6CliJ0U :heart: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 21, 2010, 08:23:35 AM Tosh.0 Web Investigation - WoW Freakout (http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=341907&title=extended-web-investigation---wow-freakout)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 21, 2010, 08:32:23 AM Why the fuck is Tosh on TV? Seriously? He is like the Antifunny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 21, 2010, 08:35:55 AM Come on. This is funny stuff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5KJt-NgVA).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 21, 2010, 08:49:06 AM No, it's not. I did get a chuckle when he pulled out the diploma, but other than that, it was the opposite of humor.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 21, 2010, 09:01:32 AM I give up. Here's something equally funny, but different (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVIC2gJTD9s).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on July 21, 2010, 12:21:19 PM No, it's not. I did get a chuckle when he pulled out the diploma, but other than that, it was the opposite of humor. Then clearly your humor is wired differently than the rest of ours..........that's not a bad thing, it just makes me sad for you. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 21, 2010, 12:25:41 PM Why the fuck is Tosh on TV? Seriously? He is like the Antifunny. You Ok? :cry: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on July 21, 2010, 01:07:47 PM I think I read last week he had more viewers than the daily show. He must be doing something right.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 21, 2010, 01:10:46 PM Not to derail too much, but stealing Internet Memes and Youtube videos, then adding your own inane commentary delivered in the most awkward way possible is not humorous.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Zetleft on July 21, 2010, 02:10:53 PM Not to derail too much, but stealing Internet Memes and Youtube videos, then adding your own inane commentary delivered in the most awkward way possible is not humorous. It's just Talk Soup about the internet, still funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 21, 2010, 02:34:37 PM Talk Soup at least had funny pitchmen.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 21, 2010, 03:59:39 PM Not to derail too much, but Isn't this what you do? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ingmar on July 21, 2010, 04:11:05 PM It's just I'll say I did enjoy them actually going and finding the LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT guy and having him on the show though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rishathra on July 21, 2010, 06:40:43 PM Not to derail too much, but stealing Internet Memes and Youtube videos, then adding your own inane commentary delivered in the most awkward way possible is not humorous. It seems akward to me too sometimes, but I blame it more on the show format than on Tosh himself, who I generally find funny. A show about making fun of internet memes and videos doesn't lend itself well to the use of laugh tracks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 21, 2010, 07:50:50 PM It seems akward to me too sometimes, but I blame it more on the show format than on Tosh himself, who I generally find funny. A show about making fun of internet memes and videos doesn't lend itself well to the use of laugh tracks. Huh? It's filmed in front of an audience. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 21, 2010, 08:10:48 PM Maybe you're just getting old. :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rishathra on July 22, 2010, 12:00:51 AM Huh? It's filmed in front of an audience. I know it is, but the way they respond to the jokes makes me think "laugh track," or that there's an APPLAUSE sign. Maybe I should have said 'scripted laughter' instead? I think it would seem less weird to me if they did it more like the Soup, or AOTS, where you basically just have the crew chuckling off-screen. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 22, 2010, 07:46:29 AM Tim Roth's production of Brostitutes (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6d22f67353/brostitute-with-tim-roth?rel=player)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 22, 2010, 08:47:27 AM Not to derail too much, but Isn't this what you do? Only on here, and I don't get paid for it. :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 22, 2010, 09:07:39 PM Only on here, and I don't get paid for it. :oh_i_see: I kid, I kid. Have you ever seen his Standup? His sense of humor isn't brought out by the videos, it seems like the videos are more of a reason to have him do his standup without it seeming like some crazy white guy making crude jokes. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 23, 2010, 09:20:33 AM Opulence, I has it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkMsSIjQXxo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 23, 2010, 09:38:28 AM Opulence, I has it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkMsSIjQXxo) More on the facingbook. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 25, 2010, 09:02:36 AM The Chipophone - a home-made 8-bit synthesiser organ.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pchpDD5E
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on July 25, 2010, 05:33:34 PM The Chipophone - a home-made 8-bit synthesiser organ.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pchpDD5E Malformed link (forgot the U on the end). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pchpDD5EU That's fantastic - I want one! :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 25, 2010, 07:14:29 PM Yeah, but could you actually play it?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on July 25, 2010, 11:52:48 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unO5whIUF-M
1:00 "bang!" :heart: :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on July 26, 2010, 07:46:50 AM Bang was awesome, but I was really impressed by the blue and pink rings. It was really cool to see the bird realize he was take the ring to the wrong pole.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on July 26, 2010, 09:06:56 AM Yeah, but could you actually play it? Like most toys, it would sit unused somewhere. But still... I want it. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 26, 2010, 05:53:40 PM 5 second films is my new internet crush. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHTo21QBfvE).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on July 27, 2010, 11:23:55 PM The hey kids one made me fucking lol.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on July 28, 2010, 10:07:50 AM Microsoft's Street Slide (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-_T949uSwU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 29, 2010, 10:53:05 AM TURF DANCING in the RAIN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRRnAhmB58)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 30, 2010, 03:45:52 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unO5whIUF-M 1:00 "bang!" :heart: :awesome_for_real: That was fantastic, except for the music which didn't fit the video at all. TURF DANCING in the RAIN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRRnAhmB58) Also like. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Segoris on July 31, 2010, 07:56:28 AM Most likely Bloodworthing here, but oh well:
Twilight....for guys (http://www.youtube.com/user/secretsaucetv#p/c/9F45FA1534CC3DD5/3/QOpyyrtzgBU) Choose Your Own Adventure Girl In Hot Tub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Qn8-w12p0&annotation_id=annotation_352709&feature=iv) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on July 31, 2010, 03:03:34 PM The only auto-tune video I've ever laughed at. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on August 03, 2010, 05:51:54 AM Katie Melua's The Flood (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E4-9yKTv_I&feature=avmsc2) from her new album. Looks like she's taking a different sort of direction, but sadly the rest of the album isn't nearly as good as this song.
Shame she doesn't put out better stuff - she's hot. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 03, 2010, 07:41:13 AM So, liked the song, but I was giggling half the time thinking, "1985 called, it wants its video back"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on August 03, 2010, 08:25:42 AM Yeah, I agree that the video isn't that great. I really dig the song though.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 03, 2010, 10:12:21 AM If you haven't seen it, the Oregon Trail official trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHps2SecuDk). It's perfect.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 06, 2010, 05:35:26 AM Do Big Cats like catnip? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tklx3j7kgJY)
:3 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 06, 2010, 09:22:58 AM Are they sure the cats liked the catnip or was it just that they liked playing with the bag?
That was cute though, especially the white tiger that paused at one point to look up and check to see if anyone was watching. :D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on August 06, 2010, 09:46:05 AM All that rubbing and squirming is fairly typical cat reaction to catnip, so I'd say yes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 06, 2010, 09:49:23 AM Yeah that was all catnip behavior. Even the drool.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 06, 2010, 12:02:28 PM RACER DEMO: http://vimeo.com/9056286
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on August 06, 2010, 12:08:26 PM So awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on August 06, 2010, 04:17:33 PM chiptunes <3
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Minvaren on August 06, 2010, 09:11:01 PM Didn't see this posted before...
It's all about the Power of the Vagina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q84eIssTk14) (NSFW!). I LOLed IRL. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on August 07, 2010, 03:18:19 PM Ok this one is for all the bearded guys out there (that includes me) this is something my brother sent me today. My reaction has been somewhere between :ye_gods: and :drillf: to :why_so_serious:
Lyrics NSFW I Love Having Sex With Bearded Men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ) *edit* if you have facial hair it is basically mandatory that you click on the link. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 07, 2010, 05:11:50 PM That was pretty painful. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on August 08, 2010, 10:31:44 AM I'd pay to watch this show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8toFV3KKs0&playnext=1&videos=8DKL0_JZPvQ&feature=feedrec).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ratman_tf on August 08, 2010, 11:08:56 AM I'd pay to watch this show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8toFV3KKs0&playnext=1&videos=8DKL0_JZPvQ&feature=feedrec). \:heart: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Johny Cee on August 09, 2010, 02:27:38 PM I know it's cliche, but... Felicia Day.
The Guild, Game On (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMrN3Rh55uM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 09, 2010, 07:58:23 PM Bollywood, lul. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on August 10, 2010, 08:38:19 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0c5yClip4o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0c5yClip4o) :uhrr: wargh
I'm hoping that it's like that video in The Ring, and that if I share it then maybe my brain won't ooze out my ears. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on August 10, 2010, 10:11:53 PM Can't... formulate... reply....
Brain... oozing... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on August 11, 2010, 02:20:41 AM http://www.ted.com/talks/view/id/915
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pohsyb on August 11, 2010, 10:25:09 AM This is so good I want to put in in awesome pictures thread, alas..
A Complete History of the Soviet Union as told by a humble worker, arranged to the melody of Tetris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 11, 2010, 10:45:06 AM This is so good I want to put in in awesome pictures thread, alas.. A Complete History of the Soviet Union as told by a humble worker, arranged to the melody of Tetris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8) Fucking magnificent. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 11, 2010, 11:07:21 AM That was awesome, and not useless.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on August 12, 2010, 02:55:59 AM This is so good I want to put in in awesome pictures thread, alas.. A Complete History of the Soviet Union as told by a humble worker, arranged to the melody of Tetris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8) Superb Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 12, 2010, 07:37:27 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKogQf9ooR8
It was too awesome, probably deserves its own thread. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 12, 2010, 07:45:30 AM This is so good I want to put in in awesome pictures thread, alas.. A Complete History of the Soviet Union as told by a humble worker, arranged to the melody of Tetris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8) That was the kind of thing that made the entirety of the development of YouTube worthwhile. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 12, 2010, 07:53:33 AM I still can't get "I am the man who arranges the blocks!" out of my damned head. Now if someone can mod a tetris app to play this song...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 12, 2010, 07:59:19 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKogQf9ooR8 It was too awesome, probably deserves its own thread. Why is Spatacus killing the inhabitants of ChinaTown? EDIT: Also awesome because if you click the behind the scenes stuff, Whitfield says he's leaving to start filming the second season of Spartacus. Le woot! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on August 12, 2010, 09:37:36 AM I still can't get "I am the man who arranges the blocks!" out of my damned head. Now if someone can mod a tetris app to play this song... Me too, I'm not complaining though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 14, 2010, 10:53:39 AM Japanese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aMtPnUh6lM&feature=related)
Russian (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lisTWZrcy9o&feature=related) German (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPqFNQCXF9Y&feature=related) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on August 16, 2010, 07:05:49 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krUKQSqM3QA
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on August 19, 2010, 02:12:14 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tzga6qAaBA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tzga6qAaBA) I've hot disconnected my house before, but this is crazy... Watching them equalize helicopter to the powerline's level was cool. Wonder what the procedure is when they land, I'm guessing the same or you get a nasty shock?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 19, 2010, 12:25:53 PM Language NSFW
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940060 Farenheight 69 :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on August 19, 2010, 02:27:18 PM Help Tha Police (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8qjdUXBexA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on August 21, 2010, 10:02:59 AM Federer trick shots (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTl3U6aSd2w&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 27, 2010, 02:25:23 PM Otakon Cosplay 2010: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQKbolMVLwk
Warning: ManLum. ...no, not that Lum. The other one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 27, 2010, 05:44:38 PM ...At least the camerawork was good? :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 27, 2010, 08:53:34 PM You know what would be awesome? If by some twist of fate the Cosplay people ended up on the steps of the Lincoln memorial the day that Glen Beck's pack of hillbillies show up for his show. Although I think that might actually bring on the apocalypse.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 27, 2010, 09:03:02 PM You mean :drill: AWESOMOCOLYPSE !! :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 27, 2010, 09:16:56 PM Yes, well, that too. And now for something completely different. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Co6GAaXFw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on August 28, 2010, 01:05:09 PM Jesus... Thats the strangest thing I have seen in a while. Touché.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on August 28, 2010, 05:18:23 PM yeah i was expecting blood and flying body parts... still seems pretty damn dangerous
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 28, 2010, 05:22:10 PM Pretty sure its fake.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on August 28, 2010, 08:14:17 PM Bed Intruder on Tsugaru Shamisen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42E7lY1kYrM&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 30, 2010, 09:34:00 AM BBC Weatherman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svt6MTmTAKQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on August 30, 2010, 09:53:22 AM .... :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on August 30, 2010, 01:57:15 PM Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwH0HfbYHlM&feature=related)
Americans don't seem to get British humour :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on August 30, 2010, 02:28:00 PM Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwH0HfbYHlM&feature=related) Fixed it for you. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Goreschach on August 30, 2010, 10:59:09 PM Classic Orson Welles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on August 31, 2010, 12:47:07 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXjPQYgT25Q
(oh god, I had to switch the sound off, the babytalk was so awful) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 31, 2010, 09:16:32 AM Classic Orson Welles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s) Jesus, are they sure his heart was still beating underneath all that blubber? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 31, 2010, 10:55:59 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXjPQYgT25Q That was really cute when he was just floating around on his back, but I agree that babytalk was beyond annoying and disgusting.(oh god, I had to switch the sound off, the babytalk was so awful) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 02, 2010, 06:56:59 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC6dxgLk0GY
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on September 03, 2010, 08:31:25 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU&feature=player_embedded
If this has already been posted, F U :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 06, 2010, 01:53:07 AM Actually, the text only version is much better. I can't stand the official video.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: DraconianOne on September 06, 2010, 02:18:26 AM Pretty sure its fake. Weirder and weirder. The site linked on that hay baling video seems to be a site promoting Gdansk. Very odd. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on September 06, 2010, 04:27:28 PM Focus on the Family retard. :oh_i_see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUXkY5ejJg8&feature=player_embedded I'm at a loss for words, so I'm going to let my homegirl Lily explain how I feel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpZm1TstpjQ&feature=related Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on September 06, 2010, 09:38:43 PM Let's keep that kind of stuff over in Politics. It's Serious Business in here.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on September 06, 2010, 10:55:28 PM I really didn't care, I just wanted an excuse to post another F U song. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on September 11, 2010, 05:37:59 AM Being a Dickhead's Cool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I&feature=youtu.be) :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 11, 2010, 09:40:30 AM Ok that was brilliant.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MuffinMan on September 12, 2010, 09:45:38 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVAKhtUeGs&feature=related
The fat guy in the striped shirt gets me every time. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 13, 2010, 12:37:34 PM I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
And damn you, that makes me want to see Inception again. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on September 13, 2010, 01:32:52 PM Why doesn't that shit lock down in some way? :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 15, 2010, 12:06:54 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I) Don't click if you have a fear of heights.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vision on September 15, 2010, 12:25:51 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I) Don't click if you have a fear of heights. Holy crap! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 15, 2010, 12:52:28 AM Christ, that tower video was horrid. So high up... :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: DraconianOne on September 15, 2010, 01:33:02 AM That's awesome. I've got sweaty palms just from watching it (I get vertigo standing on a damn chair!)
You wouldn't want to get to the top and think "Damn it, left the spare bulb in the truck!" would you. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 15, 2010, 07:36:12 AM The height issue never bothered me at all. I was thinking what a really cool view the whole time. It was the thought/concept of free-climbing a giant metal pole that gives me the willies. *shudder*
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Musashi on September 15, 2010, 12:35:06 PM I wasn't afraid of heights. But I am now. It seems like a parachute would be in order.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 15, 2010, 01:03:49 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98I_-wkBTJ4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lttqpsK7LWU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L70I0vTwYxg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoy8q3Xld9w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfmliWRjr_4 Oh god. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 15, 2010, 02:54:33 PM Oh god, explosive pelvic thrusts.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 16, 2010, 12:57:51 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBb7gdF2Gf4 :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 16, 2010, 10:41:33 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I) Don't click if you have a fear of heights. Awesome video. I wonder if they have special attachments for tools. I mean, what if you dropped a wrench from that height? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 17, 2010, 09:26:28 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHNJmWbvsL0
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 18, 2010, 06:01:52 PM Invisible fence for kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcHmMIW13qw).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on September 19, 2010, 09:15:04 PM Invisible fence for kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcHmMIW13qw). That was really awfulTitle: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 20, 2010, 12:16:52 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bevJr3Ra84Q
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on September 20, 2010, 06:24:14 AM Breakfast: Moustache Gate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yt9olqwIeE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 20, 2010, 11:41:36 AM Breakfast: Moustache Gate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yt9olqwIeE) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvxe04wGmTwTitle: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 20, 2010, 08:42:49 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-_RHRAzUHM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-_RHRAzUHM) More fear of heights! Only on a bird.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 20, 2010, 09:19:26 PM Bullshit, that Goshawk has no-clip on. :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on September 21, 2010, 05:47:17 PM Knights of the Round Table: Star Trek edition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lgbr_FbUMo&feature=related Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 22, 2010, 12:05:41 PM Very good.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on September 22, 2010, 01:25:29 PM Pokeman Live action movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded) Almost gave this it's own thread, and totally not sure if someone posted it already as a link that isn't searchable as "pokeman" on the forums. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on September 22, 2010, 04:45:15 PM Big Bang, Big Boom
http://vimeo.com/13085676 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 22, 2010, 05:38:46 PM Pokeman Live action movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded) Almost gave this it's own thread, and totally not sure if someone posted it already as a link that isn't searchable as "pokeman" on the forums. Whatever, I'd watch it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 22, 2010, 07:17:35 PM Only in Vancouver.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on September 23, 2010, 06:01:10 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvjL8w3Vi_Q&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 24, 2010, 03:27:41 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYizymYeJEU
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 24, 2010, 12:44:02 PM It needs "I like to move it." soundtrack.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 24, 2010, 01:04:59 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6fV3Lu_gOc
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 27, 2010, 01:22:08 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU Snoring duck. :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on September 27, 2010, 03:24:37 AM The South, in a nutshell. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hos8Buwd4WE&feature=player_embedded#!)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on September 27, 2010, 10:52:40 AM The South, in a nutshell. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hos8Buwd4WE&feature=player_embedded#!) :rock_hard:Having relocated from Jersey to Nashville a few years ago, I can agree your assessment rings true more often than I am typically willing to admit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 27, 2010, 12:16:57 PM Having relocated from Jersey to Nashville a few years ago, I can agree your assessment rings true more often than I am typically willing to admit. So, a lateral move then? :rimshot: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 27, 2010, 08:25:00 PM The South, in a nutshell. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hos8Buwd4WE&feature=player_embedded#!) God DAMN you, Internets! :uhrr: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 28, 2010, 11:21:28 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPyNnhgr3EQ
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 28, 2010, 12:55:04 PM What every geek thinks about building in minecraft then someone goes and makes a 1:1 representation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn2-d5a3r94 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn2-d5a3r94) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 28, 2010, 12:58:59 PM Assist my Robert !!
:ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 28, 2010, 01:20:10 PM Holy fuck. :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 28, 2010, 09:42:37 PM edit: eh, decided against it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 29, 2010, 11:34:57 AM ??
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on September 29, 2010, 05:24:14 PM Twas just too trashy, even for f13. Maybe in the NSFW T&A thread, but even there... You can find it on YouTube if you are too curious to not know...just search for TWO Bananas Trick!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 29, 2010, 08:46:09 PM A woman deepthroating two bananas side by side isn't really bad....
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on September 30, 2010, 10:13:12 AM He could have at least tried to find an attractive one doing it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tarami on October 01, 2010, 07:22:00 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pchpDD5EU
(http://scienceblogs.com/isisthescientist/head%20explode.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on October 01, 2010, 02:31:44 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSTLDel-G9k#t=1m0s
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on October 01, 2010, 11:59:23 PM Wow is it just me or are the comments on that one are even more fucking nutso than usual?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on October 02, 2010, 01:03:31 AM The first page of comments was :ye_gods: enough that I didn't make the normal mistake of continuing to read the remaining comments.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 03, 2010, 05:48:46 PM Boobs. NSFW. http://vimeo.com/15247292
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 03, 2010, 09:06:56 PM That video is amazing! Without boobs, nonsensical pretentious twaddle! Add boobs, fantastic insights and lyrical poetry!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on October 04, 2010, 11:51:05 AM Sintel, an open source CGI movie about a girl and her dragon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRsGyueVLvQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on October 04, 2010, 12:11:46 PM http://www.sintel.org/ You can download a much higher quality version from here.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 04, 2010, 03:03:19 PM That was good, but a bit depressing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 04, 2010, 03:25:18 PM This is the opposite. Watch this for a bit of uplifting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82iVMONcwss And this for a bit of 'wow, that's fucking cool'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utxRD414F3A Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 04, 2010, 03:45:16 PM This is the opposite. Watch this for a bit of uplifting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82iVMONcwss Ya, I saw that a few days ago. I dare anyone to watch that without tearing up a bit. It may even be totally faked viral but it will still get you. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 05, 2010, 07:17:01 AM "Go out there and pick as much cotton as you want" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6shj5YF25w)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 05, 2010, 02:13:51 PM AMV Hell V was released a couple of days ago. Have all one and a half hours of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIDeK8ycXJ0
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on October 06, 2010, 03:15:52 PM Exterminator! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SURma5PlfGs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 06, 2010, 03:43:29 PM MongoDB is web scale (http://nosql.mypopescu.com/post/1016320617/mongodb-is-web-scale). For serious nerds/dbas only.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on October 07, 2010, 04:40:25 AM :awesome_for_real: :heart:
What's the story behind these ? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on October 07, 2010, 04:52:17 AM My interpretation is that it's some mysql dweeb that's gotten teased once too many times for his chioce of DBs. :P
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 07, 2010, 06:45:52 AM Nah, he has a sense of humor. Here's the followup: MySQL is not ACID compliant. (http://nosql.mypopescu.com/post/1085685966/mysql-is-not-acid-compliant)
In a related note, MongoDB was the cause of Foursquare's 11 hour outage. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on October 07, 2010, 01:41:16 PM What you lookin' at? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPXDvqA3GVA&feature=player_embedded?)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 07, 2010, 02:20:16 PM I know what I'm lookin' at! :awesome_for_real: :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on October 07, 2010, 02:23:40 PM What you lookin' at? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPXDvqA3GVA&feature=player_embedded?) :drill: :drill: :drill:Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 10, 2010, 03:50:10 AM Sesame Street "Smell like a monster" (Old Spice parody): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on October 10, 2010, 04:26:04 AM :heart:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on October 14, 2010, 02:05:12 PM Brush Brush Brush (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA0yON5bdAU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on October 15, 2010, 11:46:05 PM Japan is awesome :drillf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9wSMuCJCkQ Somewhere Mark Mothersbaugh is smiling *edit* guessing I am probably late to the party with this one Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 16, 2010, 09:10:57 AM Japan is awesome :drillf: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9wSMuCJCkQ Somewhere Mark Mothersbaugh is smiling *edit* guessing I am probably late to the party with this one Sometimes the world decides its time to give a little bit back. This was not one of those times. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on October 18, 2010, 10:31:39 AM Melting Chocolate Bunny [Death Metal Remix] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy2169jWJ6k)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Cadaverine on October 19, 2010, 09:19:29 AM Father, and his son hook a camera to their iPhone, and send it up on a weather balloon to record the curvature of the Earth from SPAAACE.
http://vimeo.com/15091562 (http://vimeo.com/15091562) Makes me kind of dizzy, but cool nonetheless. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on October 19, 2010, 09:38:28 AM Father, and his son hook a camera to their iPhone, and send it up on a weather balloon to record the curvature of the Earth from SPAAACE. http://vimeo.com/15091562 (http://vimeo.com/15091562) Makes me kind of dizzy, but cool nonetheless. That is such an awesome thing to do, absolutely brilliant. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on October 20, 2010, 09:09:18 PM That space capsule is incredible, but sheesh on putting an iPhone up there.
And now - Awesome fountain in Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KoCzUI0eyg). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 21, 2010, 07:07:08 AM So, you want to go to law school. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMvARy0lBLE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on October 21, 2010, 12:05:20 PM The organic chemistry line is so true :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on October 21, 2010, 12:47:24 PM So, you want to go to law school. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMvARy0lBLE) I need to find one just like this for Pharmacy and Medical School. It will save me so much time with preprofessional advising. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on October 21, 2010, 02:42:28 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPXnzyDiiWw
NSFW - drugs, strippers, fast food mascots Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on October 21, 2010, 11:01:11 PM Green man! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxHFoCA5u94)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on October 22, 2010, 05:36:25 AM That space capsule is incredible, but sheesh on putting an iPhone up there. And now - Awesome fountain in Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KoCzUI0eyg). This is superb Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 22, 2010, 08:44:31 AM Green man! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxHFoCA5u94) ZOMG HE'S CLONED HIMSELF! I saw Green Man at a football game last weekend, and it wasn't in Philly. Quite weird. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on October 22, 2010, 01:36:32 PM When I was visiting Beijing their Time Out equivalent (magazine that reviews restaurants, films, shops, parties, etc.) had a set of photos from an early Halloween themed party that had a guy dressed as green man. Sadly the photo caption people didn't seem familiar with the idea.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 23, 2010, 05:41:25 AM Pudding pudding pudding pudding giga pudding: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 23, 2010, 05:47:19 AM Baby in a watermelon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3FlBC1fvqg
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 23, 2010, 12:36:25 PM Who needs air-to-air missiles anyway?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-wFI9vTqto :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Gets on October 23, 2010, 01:29:36 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPXnzyDiiWw NSFW - drugs, strippers, fast food mascots Great video! I wouldn't be surprised if this has been posted already: Cinnamon Chasers - Luv Deluxe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Y1MalRrDc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on October 23, 2010, 01:45:34 PM Like a choose your own adventure. :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on October 24, 2010, 01:18:37 AM So, you want to go to law school. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMvARy0lBLE) This should be mandatory viewing for anyone applying to law school. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 24, 2010, 08:58:04 AM I wouldn't be surprised if this has been posted already: Cinnamon Chasers - Luv Deluxe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Y1MalRrDc That was rather excellent. Not sure if its really a music video, it seems to have just the little riff repeated and that's it, but it was a fine piece of concise story telling. Gameplay demo of Blade Symphony. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HdAG8-zQ6c) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on October 25, 2010, 07:48:04 PM ZOMG HE'S CLONED HIMSELF! I saw Green Man at a football game last weekend, and it wasn't in Philly. Quite weird. Funny, the only reason they bought those costumes was for a football game in Seattle, but the costumes arrived late, so they went to a Canucks game with them on and start mocking anyone in the penalty box. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Slayerik on October 29, 2010, 10:52:04 AM http://onwww.ipushmedia.blogspot.com&www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?set_size=1&v=wshhlOXpmS8s68m39H6k (http://onwww.ipushmedia.blogspot.com&www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?set_size=1&v=wshhlOXpmS8s68m39H6k)
Monkey orally rapes frog. You're welcome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on October 29, 2010, 04:14:44 PM Well it's no pelican eats pigeon...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on October 29, 2010, 11:11:42 PM Isn't the monkey and frog video a bloodworth? I know I've seen it (or one very similar) and since this is the only spot I willing click on random video links, I'm assuming I saw it here.
Now, just in time for Halloween - Creeeeeepy. Like, seriously creepy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFVlzUAZkHY) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoshimaru on October 30, 2010, 02:24:49 AM Now, just in time for Halloween - Creeeeeepy. Like, seriously creepy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFVlzUAZkHY) Jesus, they should just rename Japan to the Land of the Uncanny Valley. I'm not normally one to be creeped out by such things, but that one got me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on October 30, 2010, 10:31:58 AM Yeah, I think I posted the frog a while back.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 30, 2010, 12:16:12 PM Yeah, I think I posted the frog a while back. <--- Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on October 30, 2010, 12:54:16 PM I posted it somewheres, I did!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on October 30, 2010, 11:49:22 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSILbSzvgnY&feature=player_embedded
That is a serious shopper right there, folks! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Zetleft on November 04, 2010, 06:57:24 PM Now, just in time for Halloween - Creeeeeepy. Like, seriously creepy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFVlzUAZkHY) Jesus, they should just rename Japan to the Land of the Uncanny Valley. I'm not normally one to be creeped out by such things, but that one got me. That thing should be killed. I was waiting for it to look at the camera and do this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STA0u6kQB4w) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 04, 2010, 10:54:23 PM I kept expecting it to be a real person just pretending to be a robot or something, but it just kept getting creepier.
And to atone, have a Corgi Flop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glii-kazad8&feature=player_embedded). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on November 05, 2010, 06:47:52 AM The Corgi's back legs are just for show. :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on November 10, 2010, 10:14:44 AM Scared of heights? (http://www.break.com/index/not-scared-of-heights-1950216)
:grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 10, 2010, 10:31:57 PM Scared of heights? (http://www.break.com/index/not-scared-of-heights-1950216) :grin: I can't load that for some reason. But I may have come here to post the YouTube version: http://youtu.be/QofGSKbq5Lk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on November 11, 2010, 02:14:04 AM Yeah that's the one.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on November 11, 2010, 05:45:30 AM Scared of heights? (http://www.break.com/index/not-scared-of-heights-1950216) :grin: I can't load that for some reason. But I may have come here to post the YouTube version: http://youtu.be/QofGSKbq5Lk Whoa, crazy bastards. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on November 11, 2010, 06:25:49 PM Epic Rap Battles of History: Vader vs. Hitler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on November 12, 2010, 11:59:16 AM Hip Hop has some new stars. Enjoy this lyrical mastery called "Lemme Smang It" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&feature=share). Don't hesitate to check out their other songs. I really enjoyed "SHUYAMOUF" and "FRIED OR FERTILIZED."
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on November 12, 2010, 03:21:41 PM Bro, it's smash-bang fusion.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on November 14, 2010, 01:01:38 AM A 7 hour train ride through Norway, in 13 parts, set to electronic music. (http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=5795CE27FA841CD7) Each part is in a different style.
Not every segment is my cup of tea, but there are a few good ones. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on November 14, 2010, 05:55:17 AM That would have worked better in a country without so many damn tunnels.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fordel on November 14, 2010, 11:30:24 AM Oh wow, it's the full 7 hours eh? I thought it was just going to be like clips of each leg of the trip. That's pretty neat.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 15, 2010, 07:50:36 AM Hip Hop has some new stars. Enjoy this lyrical mastery called "Lemme Smang It" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&feature=share). Don't hesitate to check out their other songs. I really enjoyed "SHUYAMOUF" and "FRIED OR FERTILIZED." I like cavity myself, LMAO. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on November 15, 2010, 11:08:31 AM Slick Mahony's Sex Syrup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DaLN0AH32s) - This man is the definition of CLASS.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on November 15, 2010, 12:11:37 PM Slick Mahony's Sex Syrup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DaLN0AH32s) - This man is the definition of CLASS. Please tell me that was satire. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on November 15, 2010, 01:56:24 PM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 15, 2010, 01:59:07 PM Can I have a cleavage cake?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on November 15, 2010, 08:37:40 PM How about a 15 story building in China built in one week?
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Ps0DSihggio&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Ps0DSihggio&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on November 15, 2010, 10:37:42 PM Is that the one that burned down a few days ago? Or just soon to be burning down?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on November 16, 2010, 12:28:43 AM Sad and disturbing video about Japan's most popular suicide destination. (http://www.vbs.tv/watch/vbs-news/aokigahara-suicide-forest-v3--2)
(Warning: Has some corpses in it) It kind of reminds me of some of the stories my father has told me about the bodies he had found while out trapping/hunting. The one I always remember is about how he found a corpse 20 feet up a tree, apparently it had flooded a few months before and the guy had gotten hung up, and stayed when the water receded. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 16, 2010, 08:50:27 AM Scared of heights? (http://www.break.com/index/not-scared-of-heights-1950216) :grin: Holy shit, just watching the video makes me turtle up like it's 3 degrees outside and I'm naked. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on November 17, 2010, 04:48:14 AM Best. Song. Ever.
Clean the Fan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 17, 2010, 07:48:46 AM Awesome! Of course, I'm a bit unclear about why a Mac would be better. They too have fans, which are, if I'm not mistaken, far harder to get to.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on November 18, 2010, 03:52:03 AM Awesome! Of course, I'm a bit unclear about why a Mac would be better. They too have fans, which are, if I'm not mistaken, far harder to get to. http://www.ifixit.com/Guide/Repair/Installing-MacBook-Pro-15-Inch-Unibody-Mid-2010-Left-Fan/3035/1(Right fan is the same except, uh, on the right) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 18, 2010, 07:47:42 AM Well, that does look spectacularly easier. I stand pleasantly corrected. I wonder if its just the HP in the video, or are most laptops this ornery? I know from personal experience that Sony's laptops are designed to be a nightmare to fix.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on November 18, 2010, 08:41:00 AM Oddly enough a friend of mine has the exact laptop featured in that video and had a HDD die in it about a week ago.
I've worked on a number of brands, and most of them save an IBM were about that involved. The confusing part to me has always been the upsidedown heatsink screw attachment thing. Where they bolt the fan to the heatsink and make it so you HAVE to remove the heatsink to remove the fan from it. That is a pretty clear sign they don't want you fucking with it yourself. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 18, 2010, 02:19:25 PM I'd managed to suppress the memories of this advert until now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOFRIWx5F9c
:ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 18, 2010, 02:22:02 PM I'd managed to suppress the memories of this advert until now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOFRIWx5F9c :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :-o :-o :-o Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 19, 2010, 06:06:49 AM Best. Song. Ever. Clean the Fan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ&feature=player_embedded) Fucking awesome. Thanks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 22, 2010, 12:30:24 PM Someone doing a little Minecrafting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5eUZN61Hi0
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on November 28, 2010, 06:40:30 PM Robots!
Sudoku Mindstorm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp8Y2yjV4fU) Sensitive, High-speed Hand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KxjVlaLBmk) Speaking Piano (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muCPjK4nGY4) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on November 28, 2010, 08:56:11 PM That hand is freaky crazy. Seeing it catch that cell phone is nuts.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on November 29, 2010, 01:42:47 AM It's prototype of the Series 800 hand. Throw it into a foundry furnance stat!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 29, 2010, 02:04:10 AM When the CPU and Powersource are mobile, you betcha.
Scary stuff. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 29, 2010, 12:32:43 PM I want one!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on November 29, 2010, 12:56:43 PM I want to throw that hand footballs. Then, we don't have to worry about the NFL lockout.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on November 29, 2010, 03:26:35 PM It's prototype of the Series 800 hand. Throw it into a foundry furnance stat! Will it catch.. on fire? :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vision on November 29, 2010, 08:50:40 PM Sad and disturbing video about Japan's most popular suicide destination. (http://www.vbs.tv/watch/vbs-news/aokigahara-suicide-forest-v3--2) (Warning: Has some corpses in it) It kind of reminds me of some of the stories my father has told me about the bodies he had found while out trapping/hunting. The one I always remember is about how he found a corpse 20 feet up a tree, apparently it had flooded a few months before and the guy had gotten hung up, and stayed when the water receded. This is nuts. Extremely interesting, depressing, and holy shit thats fucked up all rolled into 20+ minutes. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on December 01, 2010, 05:37:51 AM Crab (http://www.break.com/index/monster-crab-exits-shell.html)
Shrimp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KskaUMuARR8&feature=player_embedded) :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on December 01, 2010, 06:19:38 AM Viral Kronenbourg video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khJKq_kJK7Q)
5 minute 'making of' docu-short of above (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN0RDA4yzBA) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on December 01, 2010, 06:55:49 AM Shrimp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KskaUMuARR8&feature=player_embedded) :awesome_for_real: (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/85916/shrimp_kinect.png) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on December 01, 2010, 07:06:09 AM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on December 01, 2010, 09:47:30 PM What used to be the previous post moved to Politics:
http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=13623.msg869009#msg869009 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: IainC on December 02, 2010, 08:14:57 AM How much crazy can you cram into 8 minutes? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJB2Woe5zeQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on December 02, 2010, 09:41:05 PM How much crazy can you cram into 8 minutes? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJB2Woe5zeQ) :drillf: I managed a few minutes. She shares my old area code, gogo norcal crazies. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on December 03, 2010, 07:32:52 AM A female Glenn beck. :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on December 03, 2010, 08:31:22 AM Not quite, Glenn Beck has managed to avoid mentioning Reptilian Overlords so far, although it's probably only a matter of time.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on December 04, 2010, 05:15:11 PM You've never seen a Christmas Lights display like this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjI7gT1FvI)
Kind of a unique song for the season. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on December 05, 2010, 08:20:38 AM You've never seen a Christmas Lights display like this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjI7gT1FvI) Kind of a unique song for the season. Pretty cool. You could feasible sync up the lights to Rock Band and do that for any song in the library. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on December 06, 2010, 08:01:21 AM Regina Spektor sings "Machine. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thQd1KYCgKU)"
I dig it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 06, 2010, 11:46:18 AM How much crazy can you cram into 8 minutes? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJB2Woe5zeQ) WHAT... THE... FUCK? :ye_gods: :grin: :uhrr: :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on December 07, 2010, 04:19:44 AM BBC yesterday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lqlH_HrLxg) Audio NSFW
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on December 09, 2010, 12:42:20 AM PAIN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFgXsXK_gK8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 10, 2010, 07:49:34 AM Someone made a Lego Antikythera Mechanism (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLPVCJjTNgk).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on December 12, 2010, 04:55:16 AM Asian Superman cuts lecture (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO7HdIYiL40)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on December 12, 2010, 05:47:26 AM Isabella Rosillini does porn with dolphins (http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/video/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on December 12, 2010, 06:06:50 AM Here Come the Mummies perform The Carol of the Belts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDiXPx2OqPI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 12, 2010, 08:42:48 AM Isabella Rosillini does porn with dolphins (http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/video/) If I were that rich and had nothing else to do, I too might end up doing artsy blowhole sex films. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: apocrypha on December 12, 2010, 11:25:00 PM Someone made a Lego Antikythera Mechanism (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLPVCJjTNgk). Wow. That's so not useless. The Antikythera Mechanism amazes me anyway, and that's very cool. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on December 13, 2010, 05:33:34 AM Isabella Rosillini does porn with dolphins (http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/video/) Shes such a glorious nut. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 13, 2010, 10:28:26 AM Two amazing Musicians (who I can only assume are slumming it) in a Pizzeria.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXjz5YdjZU4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXjz5YdjZU4 If you read the comments, all he's using is an HD camcorder, and a laptop/mixer for the audio feed. Christ. Edit: An addition, my favorite video game song ever done perfectly, live (Baba Yetu from Civ 4 opening) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u_EWzmvI8E&hd=1 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on December 13, 2010, 12:52:09 PM Cool, I wish someone would do some good Live covers. (Try searching for *that*). Bush would also be good.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on December 13, 2010, 04:54:51 PM Massagi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OH1FgSpbE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 15, 2010, 07:52:56 AM The brothers Mario, a new GTA-esque game coming out soon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk9oa_PiXAk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on December 19, 2010, 08:56:33 AM Typical South Korean commercial... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAUdsKAkeK0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on December 19, 2010, 11:02:09 AM Typical South Korean commercial... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAUdsKAkeK0) :headscratch:Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on December 20, 2010, 11:01:26 PM How fast do peregrine falcons dive?
Pretty fast. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3mTPEuFcWk) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on December 23, 2010, 08:03:32 PM I just had sex...with Jessica Alba. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on December 24, 2010, 09:28:25 PM WTF? The French are as bad as the Koreans. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKK37G-ZWvk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on December 24, 2010, 10:44:59 PM What the hell....
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on December 25, 2010, 10:42:03 AM WTF? The French are as bad as the Koreans. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKK37G-ZWvk) :ye_gods:Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on December 25, 2010, 11:00:26 AM Clearly they are going after the all important francophone Second Life demographic.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on December 27, 2010, 04:25:53 AM The first advert in this series was just as :ye_gods: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on December 27, 2010, 09:18:22 AM ...wow
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on December 27, 2010, 03:34:03 PM That's the funniest, most twisted thing I've seen in a while.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on December 28, 2010, 06:31:32 AM That's the funniest, most twisted thing I've seen in a while. I need eyesoap. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on December 29, 2010, 07:50:26 AM The coolest Delorian mod for Crysis that I've ever seen. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZAaKH0FYO8)Watch till the end or skip to 1 minute.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on December 29, 2010, 08:19:38 AM Now that's bad ass.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on December 29, 2010, 11:28:22 AM Time Lapse Shows 20-hour Blizzard in 40 Seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfkooCK__iM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 29, 2010, 12:15:19 PM Can we have a Bloodworth category where although not posted on F13, its still late? Jill from accounting, a middle aged soccer mom who's exposure to the internet comprises icanhascheeseburger, saw this before BW did.
:grin: Just teasing BW. Love ya. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on December 30, 2010, 08:51:04 AM NSFW.
Boob enhancement thing.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sbucBeIbhA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on December 30, 2010, 07:34:03 PM It makes boobs go Super Saiyan? Brilliant! :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on January 04, 2011, 06:35:12 PM Vocal Mandolin. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1FW2jLuU78#t=00m50s) I've saved you the intro and cut right into the music.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on January 10, 2011, 03:56:24 PM CH: Super easy mode. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZRLpc2egoQ) I laughed at the last bit with Scorpion... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 11, 2011, 10:20:22 AM Class. The boxing one got me bad.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on January 12, 2011, 02:22:57 AM The dangers of midnight streaking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVeaeaY2rcQ).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Oban on January 15, 2011, 12:59:56 PM Finally a glass free solution for home 3DTV. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uef17zOCDb8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 15, 2011, 03:39:23 PM Looks like it could be a tad uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on January 16, 2011, 05:28:22 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XihQeZpwqpE
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on January 16, 2011, 06:53:58 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XihQeZpwqpE Wow! Absolutely amazing and insane.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 16, 2011, 08:07:23 AM Traffic in Moscow sucks.
Also, Extreme Lane Splitting! :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on January 16, 2011, 09:59:09 AM I hate to say it, but that's actually pretty tame compared to one swede in particular, called ghostrider.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on January 18, 2011, 08:34:58 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPGud5z_SHE&feature=related
Bowie singing about Gervais on Extras. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on January 25, 2011, 11:32:26 AM I got a chuckle at least.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2kGUlIaKdw I had no idea the Steelers only made 8mil. It explains so much to me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 25, 2011, 02:51:59 PM I think he said $18 million instead of 8.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on January 25, 2011, 02:52:30 PM Blurry, sideways video of a whole lot of crows. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tDkpa--vRQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on January 25, 2011, 03:19:15 PM I think he said $18 million instead of 8. Hm.. better, but still ridiculous when Mikey Brown made 55 on a shitty team. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on January 25, 2011, 04:03:35 PM Blurry, sideways video of a whole lot of crows. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tDkpa--vRQ) not quite sure what I was supposed to get out of that. Your description was very accurate though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on January 25, 2011, 07:25:48 PM It was a lot of crows. There were a couple thousand in that tree when I first went outside, going back in for my phone to record them startled the flock and they all started circling. The noise was amazing, and they broke lots of branches off the tree. They ended up all landing across the street and breaking a neighbor's tree, which started them circling again.
I thought it was neat. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on January 26, 2011, 06:41:50 AM Blurry, sideways video of a whole lot of crows. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tDkpa--vRQ) not quite sure what I was supposed to get out of that. Your description was very accurate though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on January 26, 2011, 09:52:03 AM I just got this off a Cracked article and had to share: The Honey badger (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U&feature=player_embedded)
From 6 Animals that just don't give a fuck. (http://www.cracked.com/article_18860_6-animals-that-just-dont-give-f2340k.html?wa_user1=3&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on January 26, 2011, 12:01:00 PM Robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 26, 2011, 12:13:22 PM Robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk) My god, where can I rent this? :drill: Whats the name of the movie? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on January 26, 2011, 12:31:51 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXHveyzUvY
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1305797/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 26, 2011, 01:07:03 PM Not on netflix boooo!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on January 26, 2011, 01:40:49 PM Wow, never heard of Honey Badgers before, but damn are they hardcore.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ingmar on January 26, 2011, 02:21:33 PM Robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk) What the Mass Effect 2 end boss should have been? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sjofn on January 26, 2011, 04:43:16 PM Robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk) That was awesome. :heart: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on January 26, 2011, 06:30:02 PM Robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk) That was awesome. :heart: :drill: :drill: :drill: :drill: So so awesome, but why the Russian voice-over I wonder? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 27, 2011, 05:53:01 AM Found a copy last night, started watching it, its about 3 hours long. I have to say though, its rather impressive in production value and awesomeness. Some interesting musical interludes too.
As for voice overs and such, apparently this move was exported to a giga-list of different languages. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on January 27, 2011, 04:41:47 PM It was a lot of crows. There were a couple thousand in that tree when I first went outside, going back in for my phone to record them startled the flock and they all started circling. The noise was amazing, and they broke lots of branches off the tree. They ended up all landing across the street and breaking a neighbor's tree, which started them circling again. I thought it was neat. guess I need to rewatch it, what you just described sounds *insert CAWING and BIRDLINESS emoticon* but I didn't get a sense of those number from that vid. *edit* robot, that was pretty sweet, I recognize the female lead from some bollywood films, I can only image what the musical numbers must be like in that film. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 28, 2011, 11:21:35 AM Men who don't recognise the Mistress of Spices (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0706787/) have a great deal of beauty awaiting them.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on January 30, 2011, 01:46:26 PM Men who don't recognise the Mistress of Spices (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0706787/) have a great deal of beauty awaiting them. I dug her in Bride and Prejudice Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on January 31, 2011, 11:16:12 AM Home-made Hunter-Killer drone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozHoP_YThRI
(You should only be worried if you're a balloon :-) ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on January 31, 2011, 11:30:19 PM Uh, Chinese KFC Obama commercial. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk1ZUN6rNOU&feature=player_embedded)
I'm glad they're picking up the mantel of "fast developing Asian country with strange twisted American culture in commercials" that Japan had back in the 80's. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on February 01, 2011, 06:55:27 AM Lemon on chicken?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on February 01, 2011, 10:56:16 AM You've never had lemon chicken? :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 01, 2011, 11:30:39 AM Or scaloppini?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on February 02, 2011, 04:46:15 AM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 02, 2011, 11:35:00 AM A "Science, fuck yeah!" moment - The Skin Gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXO_ApjKPaI). Maybe for Sky? The meat is @ 2:50.
Edit: and, bubble bursting from reddit: Quote So, to clarify for you: this, as presented, is fake. It is a massive simplification of highly speculative research that is phenomenally expensive and requires a lot more than just "spray-on" cells. What really happens is that a patient has stem cells harvested, placed in a "wearable bioreactor" (search Google Scholar for Jorg Gerlach's work, I'm not going to get into what a PITA those things are) and later sprayed onto a very specialized dressing. This dressing carries a soup of human plasma, electrolytes, amino acids and other friendly stuff for the stems cells to grow on. The "spray" that's shown actually needs to be done many times; it's supposed to spray on a one-cell-thick layer that's repeated until desired cutaneous thickness is reached. This is after the wound is debrided. This will not grow hair back. This will not magically return scarred flesh to original appearance. It is just another way of doing a skin graft that might help reduce graft rejection, but it is a complex process that needs to be done in a very clean and controlled environment. What was shown was sci-fi that was very loosely based on Dr. Gerlach's work. The reality is that you'd only use this on severely burned patients where traditional grafting methods were not feasible, such as when a patient has so little skin left that we cannot just allograft (from one area on your body to another) as is normally done. This is for the "razor's edge" patients that would die without somewhere to get new skin from. Not for magically healing where you burned your hand on the stove when drunk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 02, 2011, 12:24:21 PM Is that from some random poster?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 02, 2011, 12:49:09 PM Yes, presumably one who's familiar with the real treatment.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 03, 2011, 06:38:48 AM I'm not sure I would take that over the National geographic. They were rather clear on how it works, if what he is saying is true, then thats a huge misrepresentation on the part of NG. I find that unlikely.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on February 03, 2011, 07:11:04 AM Saying it's a huge misrepresentation would be a massive understatement. The reddit poster implies the process would take significant time while the NG vid says everything took an hour and a half and was healed in 4 days. To top it off, if there's only been a dozen patients treated with the gun the reddit poster would have to have been on Dr. Gerlach's staff to know the details of this exact process.
More likely he's familiar with published work based on previous experiments leading up to this one. With only a dozen subjects I'm going to guess that this hasn't been published yet, but Nebu would be the one to know the details on that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on February 03, 2011, 01:53:38 PM Jim Cantori says "HOLY SMOKES SON OF A.... (http://www.weather.com/outlook/videos/cantore-surprised-by-thunder-snow-19541)"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on February 09, 2011, 07:30:34 AM Since I know you chaps like this kind of thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bbB2hiqn3sA#) [NSFW]
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on February 09, 2011, 08:26:48 AM McBain: The Movie makes me laugh. It was compiled over several episodes. Pretty clever and almost assuredly not an accident with Conan involved.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1946223 Edit: And this is pretty cool too. 5 videos as seen from the cockpit (http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/02/09/cockpit.view.videos.youtube/index.html?hpt=C2). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on February 09, 2011, 08:22:11 PM It's amusing reading the comments on those YouTube cockpit videos of video game jockeys critiquing the 747's pilots landings.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on February 10, 2011, 08:28:44 AM They are playing simulators. I'm sure it's just the same.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sand on February 10, 2011, 10:28:47 AM Best Family Feud moment evah. Watch the whole video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8&feature=player_embedded (I dont know how to make it so youtube just pops up in f13 :sad: ) Edit: never mind figured it out. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on February 12, 2011, 03:20:29 PM LEGO DIGITAL BOX (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUuVvY4c4-A)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sjofn on February 12, 2011, 03:24:54 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 12, 2011, 05:40:12 PM Wow, that was painful. :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on February 14, 2011, 08:07:00 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00vDFQ_d2mE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00vDFQ_d2mE) :heart:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on February 16, 2011, 02:56:54 PM LEGO DIGITAL BOX (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUuVvY4c4-A) There is nothing about this video I do not like. Except for the music, the music fucking sucked. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on February 16, 2011, 04:49:29 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gCeWEGiQI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gCeWEGiQI)
I didn't know whether to put this in the politics: high speed rail discussion or here. I chose here. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sand on February 16, 2011, 07:37:44 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gCeWEGiQI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gCeWEGiQI) I didn't know whether to put this in the politics: high speed rail discussion or here. I chose here. That is the most amazing thing I have witnessed all week. Two thumbs up! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on February 17, 2011, 04:27:56 PM Know who Arcade Fire is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeHV3tyNQ60&feature=player_embedded).
:heart: :awesome_for_real: :heart: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sand on February 17, 2011, 08:02:46 PM Know who Arcade Fire is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeHV3tyNQ60&feature=player_embedded). :heart: :awesome_for_real: :heart: I dont know who they are. I didnt watch the Grammy's either. :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 18, 2011, 02:50:56 PM One of my friends from HS made that one...kind of amusing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 19, 2011, 07:43:56 PM This is the cutest thing, ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_-E6o12vWI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 19, 2011, 09:03:48 PM Awww.
Also, lol @ the penguin, top left, at ~1:10. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on February 20, 2011, 05:53:30 AM I kept waiting for him to start eating her like a little snack. :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 21, 2011, 11:29:36 AM A short about a viking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5w262XvCU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 21, 2011, 01:29:09 PM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sand on February 21, 2011, 01:34:15 PM I was thinking he was going to rape and pillage with his weapons. :drill:
Poor viking. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on February 21, 2011, 02:58:32 PM The one-minute painting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CFPg1m_Umg
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on February 21, 2011, 03:34:15 PM That turned out a lot more awesome than I was expecting. :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 21, 2011, 04:37:15 PM Wow, and he sells them for $40. I wonder if he's good at making anything else?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: JWIV on February 22, 2011, 06:02:00 AM Stupid can't embed videos. But I'll just leave this red panda cub live stream here.
http://firefoxlive.mozilla.org/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 22, 2011, 06:57:40 AM Yeah, that starscape thing is really, really popular with street sellers in cities all over. $40 is a complete rip off.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 22, 2011, 07:10:21 AM Wow, and he sells them for $40. I wonder if he's good at making anything else? Looks like a processes. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 22, 2011, 07:25:01 PM This is for ant people only (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWolp_LolnQ).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on February 24, 2011, 07:08:50 AM 50 Movie Spoilers of 2010 in 3 minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzcV_LjRZak)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on February 24, 2011, 08:08:12 PM AFSCME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on February 28, 2011, 06:59:37 PM Want to know what's worse than a Rick Roll?
A Bieber Troll. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmP_sqM1LY) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on March 01, 2011, 10:45:57 AM Scared me! :awesome_for_real:
The original vid is pretty good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72572cjqYoc Talented kids. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on March 01, 2011, 12:50:19 PM This is really, really fucking cool.
Link to Gizmodo video of the Sun (http://gizmodo.com/#!5773563). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nerf on March 01, 2011, 02:40:55 PM This is really, really fucking cool. Link to Gizmodo video of the Sun (http://gizmodo.com/#!5773563). That looked like a wet one, sun may need to change it's shorts. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 03, 2011, 03:04:37 PM Google's self driving car @ TED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Fxp3HK6DI)
Apparently, there was also a fully functional wearable exoskeleton as well, but no video of it yet. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 09, 2011, 06:46:26 AM STS-133 "Star Trek" Wakeup Call (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH1s7jBWKSY)
Talking Mickey at Disneyland (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6k2xdtU8Wc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 10, 2011, 08:26:59 AM PASTOR ULTIMATE FIGHT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RYq-KiKjrM&tracker=False)
:ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 10, 2011, 04:06:35 PM People be crazy! :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 14, 2011, 06:59:21 AM cows & cows & cows (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on March 14, 2011, 08:01:53 AM cows & cows & cows (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY) Strangely hypnotizing. If we're on the topic of cows, I much prefer this version from a local 80's band. The Suburbs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkZy4yChJkU) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 14, 2011, 10:07:25 AM Super Mario Bros with real sound effects... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9wp6cz0A1o)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on March 16, 2011, 06:44:35 PM Warning: maybe you'll like (and in part understand the awesomeness of) this video only if you are a football (soccer) fan, especially if you are like me and watch your team matches live from the terraces.
Here are the AWESOME Celtic fans singing "Just can't get enough" by the Depeche Mode during Celtic vs Rangers (most important football match in Scotland, rivalry goes beyond the sport as well): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCAN_F-nPC8 Their enthusiasm is fantastic, really my european favourite terrace at the moment (I'm a AC Milan fan, unfortunately our terrace went downhill in the last few years). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 17, 2011, 09:14:46 AM Yeah, it totally goes beyond the sport :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-12670175 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-12670175) Quote A statement from the force added: "Looking at domestic violence, the Saturday effect is a 138.8% rise in offences. For Sunday it is a 96.6% rise, and for weekday evenings the rise is 56.8%." Fuck The Old Firm. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 17, 2011, 01:55:30 PM Got a problem with Hoops or just the hooligans?
I miss being able to watch the Old Firm games on Setanta Sports. Fox Soccer Plus didn't buy the SPL rights when Setanta US went tits up. :cry: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on March 17, 2011, 02:16:01 PM Another video on the same note: "You'll never walk alone" (it's usually associated to the Liverpool fans, but the Green Brigade is even more powerful when singing it, IMO) sung by Celtic Fans on 02/20/2007 against Milan. I was at Celtic Park that day, and it was really chilling and emotional :heart: . One of the best experiences I had in a stadium.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6myX7RUbKs (you can see and hear us applauding toward the end) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on March 18, 2011, 05:01:28 AM What a difference the soundtrack makes. Inception soundtrack added to a simple scene. :grin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TppG6WMfN1g Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on March 18, 2011, 10:45:59 AM Video of guys trying to fire a .577 caliber hunting rifle. Very funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-EVqT3XEzss#at=33 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 18, 2011, 11:28:00 AM Christ, that looked like a recipe for dislocated shoulders all round.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on March 18, 2011, 12:36:56 PM Goddamn old people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQ4BlL7cUI#t=41s).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 18, 2011, 02:10:31 PM Video of guys trying to fire a .577 caliber hunting rifle. Very funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-EVqT3XEzss#at=33 Think that's a Bloodworth. Even so, that thing would quite literally tear my goddamn arm off. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on March 19, 2011, 01:09:51 PM Hey, play that George Michael song real quick! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 21, 2011, 02:15:01 PM That guy looks like Borat.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on March 22, 2011, 11:33:22 AM Video of Knut dying (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9P_gUtZN-E&feature=player_embedded).
Warning- really sad. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 22, 2011, 11:40:01 AM :cry:
I shall counter that with a video him in better times. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nQL_sGCYJQ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on March 27, 2011, 09:45:10 PM My girlfriend, Regina Spektor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kSwOaHhU8w) :heart:
Just posting this to expose anyone who hasn't heard of her. She's pretty kick ass. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on March 27, 2011, 11:00:45 PM I hear that.... Rebecca Black is your Girlfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on March 28, 2011, 05:42:35 AM Holy shit that is horrendous. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 28, 2011, 08:12:23 AM A new Japanese picker-upper-thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQECrcZs6Wc). How does it work? I don't know. It's all in Japanese!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on March 28, 2011, 08:49:18 AM A new Japanese picker-upper-thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQECrcZs6Wc). How does it work? I don't know. It's all in Japanese! That's pretty cool. I'm guessing that it's a surface coated with a hydrophobic material and a very narrow leading edge. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 29, 2011, 12:05:47 AM Holy shit that is horrendous. :ye_gods: and also has 60 million views. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 29, 2011, 07:34:56 AM A new Japanese picker-upper-thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQECrcZs6Wc). How does it work? I don't know. It's all in Japanese! That's pretty cool. I'm guessing that it's a surface coated with a hydrophobic material and a very narrow leading edge. Looks like it has a conveyor belt. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on March 29, 2011, 07:43:31 AM Holy shit that is horrendous. :ye_gods: It's still better than the Black Eyed Peas Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on March 31, 2011, 12:48:24 PM Random American grandpa decides to figure out how one man could make henges using stone age tech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju_6_7YJPWE
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: grebo on April 04, 2011, 08:38:31 AM That's one cool Grandpa.
Here's a cool college student: Awesome girl and her sign language final (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv3tadz5Q3o) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 04, 2011, 10:55:35 AM Not a valid video.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on April 04, 2011, 03:57:40 PM I asked my mom what she thought of the video since she can sign and taught deaf folk for years.
Anyway, she says she's not up to date on current slang and all, but she understood what the girl was trying to convey. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: grebo on April 04, 2011, 04:35:31 PM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on April 04, 2011, 05:09:13 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG8wZjKEnNQ
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 04, 2011, 05:13:00 PM That dog is in amazing shape, considering he survived an earthquake, tsunami, stranding at sea.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on April 04, 2011, 05:40:08 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1PkubDACVk
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on April 04, 2011, 10:24:57 PM And as people are starving in Japan.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on April 05, 2011, 08:44:05 AM Gross.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 05, 2011, 08:50:46 AM *** HUUURRRRRKKKKKKKKK ****
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on April 05, 2011, 12:29:08 PM I would have tried a portion. Some of their stuff is just... We added lard to the refried beans to make them fattier.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 10, 2011, 10:12:24 AM Two dogs dining in a restaurant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVwlMVYqMu4&feature=share).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on April 10, 2011, 11:31:30 AM Two dogs dining in a restaurant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVwlMVYqMu4&feature=share). Cute Now lets see that done with cats :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 11, 2011, 10:34:16 AM George Lakoff, professor of Cognitive Science & Linguistics ay UC Berkeley, explains how language frames politics (and vice-versa): http://youtu.be/5f9R9MtkpqM
An hour long, but a really good watch. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on April 12, 2011, 08:00:22 AM Wow. How would you like to be on the smaller of these two jets?
Holy Shit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZc2C0qb-kM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 12, 2011, 12:43:28 PM George Lakoff, professor of Cognitive Science & Linguistics ay UC Berkeley, explains how language frames politics (and vice-versa): http://youtu.be/5f9R9MtkpqM An hour long, but a really good watch. It really was. Thanks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 13, 2011, 12:21:02 AM Cat and dolphin playing together: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rynvewVe21Y
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 13, 2011, 10:33:45 AM I love brown tabbies. They are the ballsiest of all cats.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: JWIV on April 15, 2011, 08:31:21 AM Taken from the bar next to my house. It's a pretty spectacular parking job.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkXhF_v5LBs Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 15, 2011, 08:45:09 AM The sad part is that they were actually leaving the bar ;)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 15, 2011, 12:21:41 PM Tim Minchin's 'Storm' - http://youtu.be/HhGuXCuDb1U
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 15, 2011, 01:07:16 PM Ok, not totally useless but this is a video of the F3 Tornado that went a few miles north of me today. This video is taken less than 10 miles from where I work. Apparently my wife, who was at our house on the other side of town from where this video was taken, saw this same tornado less than an hour later maybe 2 miles from our house.
Fuck me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrkzBpeybkc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 15, 2011, 01:09:15 PM Tim Minchin's 'Storm' - http://youtu.be/HhGuXCuDb1U The one of him doing it in person is arguably better, if not equally good. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtYkyB35zkk)Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on April 18, 2011, 09:47:08 AM The English Defense League (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx6lupC6WyE)
Sort of like the Tea Party, but not quite the same. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 18, 2011, 10:10:49 AM Christ, it's like a hooligan got pissed and wandered into the wrong shit-kicking line.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 18, 2011, 10:32:31 AM poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on April 18, 2011, 10:34:12 AM In fairness to the Tea part I'd imagine that smart aleck blogger type journalists would be far less likely to get the shit kicked out of them if they were found to be mocking people at a Tea Party protest than the EDL gatherings. It's kind of sad how frequently the people with the least understanding of what's happening in the world tend to feel the strongest about things.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on April 18, 2011, 01:44:52 PM It's so very very depressing.
But then, 'muslamic ray guns!' I wish I knew where the fuck these guys got their misinformation from... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 18, 2011, 01:46:44 PM The Interwebz, where else.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 18, 2011, 02:49:29 PM And changing the subject completely: http://www.prguitarman.com/index.php?id=348
:hello_kitty: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on April 18, 2011, 04:56:50 PM I just
wow Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on April 18, 2011, 05:05:29 PM Me thinks we need a poptart cat emoticon.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on April 19, 2011, 05:01:06 AM I'm really glad I had my mouse over the tab X since that caused all higher brain functions to shut down and my jaw to just hang open. If I'd had to move the mouse to kill it I'd probably have been there for an hour.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on April 19, 2011, 02:23:39 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM) Thought this was pretty long but pretty interesting.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 19, 2011, 05:45:14 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM) Thought this was pretty long but pretty interesting. Yep. Here's a recent article on it (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/17/magazine/mag-17Sugar-t.html?_r=2&pagewanted=all).Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on April 20, 2011, 11:58:48 AM Yvonne Strahovski does a Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and Ke$ha mashup thingy (http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-yvonne-strahovski...).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on April 20, 2011, 12:00:56 PM Yeah. We've done it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on April 20, 2011, 12:02:29 PM Boner still confused.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on April 22, 2011, 06:55:27 AM Black Helicopters are coming for you in Miamuh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6qwYKLg_NY&feature=player_embedded)
This is pretty neat video footage of some covert training deal, I suppose. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on April 26, 2011, 08:25:08 AM $6400 toilet from Kohler looks pretty kick ass (http://www.marketwatch.com/video/asset/the-royal-flush-a-6400-dollar-toilet-2011-04-25/15B8F8E8-105B-4E9E-BC12-05D4D84F0FB6#!15B8F8E8-105B-4E9E-BC12-05D4D84F0FB6).
I may have to pony up for one of these. :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 27, 2011, 12:46:40 AM That seat looks uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on April 27, 2011, 06:32:25 AM And there doesn't appear to be an iPod hook up. WTF?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on April 27, 2011, 09:35:46 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmobkT8IuxM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmobkT8IuxM)
Loan me a dragon I want to see space. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 28, 2011, 11:16:13 AM Persistence hunting (AKA "How humanity hunted before we invented thrown spears"): http://youtu.be/9wI-9RJi0Qo
Human beings aren't the strongest or the fastest predators out there, but apparently we can outlast just about anything. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on April 28, 2011, 08:07:39 PM Persistence hunting (AKA "How humanity hunted before we invented thrown spears"): http://youtu.be/9wI-9RJi0Qo Human beings aren't the strongest or the fastest predators out there, but apparently we can outlast just about anything. interesting, I have read in more than one occasion that a human can outrun a horse to the point where the horse simply dies. Thanks for the link. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fordel on April 29, 2011, 06:22:32 AM Lines up with humanities one universal trait, Stubbornness.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on April 29, 2011, 06:42:11 AM My favorite Color:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIl4LkHYRkg It's a Kutiman remix (he of 'Thru You' youtube fame). I thought very well done - the girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J8sSXO9VWk) has a fantastic voice. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 29, 2011, 12:50:25 PM Just taking a lazy jog on the treadmill today (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPcffHeX-O0&feature=related)
Found this one while linkhopping on YouTube after watching the Oscar videos. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 01, 2011, 02:54:41 PM I don't really watch Australian Rules Football, but this guy is freakishly good. Watch the bodies flying left and right in slow-mo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uAme96fSlE
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on May 01, 2011, 10:18:22 PM Frodo and Legolas!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdgLMslbDuY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdgLMslbDuY) Make some noise... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 02, 2011, 09:33:28 AM Damn, that is a serious collection of named stars.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on May 05, 2011, 02:07:36 PM This isn't already in here? Roll a D6:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I) --Dave Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MuffinMan on May 05, 2011, 02:30:43 PM Frodo and Legolas! There's also a 29 minute version of that video. Love it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdgLMslbDuY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdgLMslbDuY) Make some noise... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 05, 2011, 05:17:01 PM This isn't already in here? Roll a D6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I) --Dave Useless and terrible, should have stopped after the first verse. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on May 06, 2011, 01:10:25 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzCCCnUyUA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzCCCnUyUA&feature=related)
Leo's big break! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 06, 2011, 11:15:29 AM President Obama on Death of Osama bin Laden, How it should have gone down! (http://youtu.be/xlOIy6QEbes)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on May 06, 2011, 12:46:41 PM Toyota's new celebrity endorsement: http://youtu.be/E15PE7iGT0U
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on May 06, 2011, 07:47:13 PM Ultimate Dog Tease? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw)
And the original (http://www.youtube.com/user/IcePrincessXXIV#p/a/u/0/7Fj4Mla8bLw) which is cute as well, IMO. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on May 11, 2011, 12:40:17 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV9WyenWaeI
Aah! Ants! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 11, 2011, 03:51:56 AM Angry Box (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmQ5LsNMXZ4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 12, 2011, 09:56:12 PM Did I win? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgrA3xqB4sI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on May 13, 2011, 06:29:15 AM Angry Box (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmQ5LsNMXZ4) That made me chuckle when it's spinning. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on May 14, 2011, 08:30:10 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg&feature=player_embedded#at=141 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg&feature=player_embedded#at=141)
BEHOLD THE GLORIOUS PAD THAI!!!!! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on May 14, 2011, 08:52:43 PM I have no idea how that combination came to pass.
I mean how do you like death metal but are anti-meat? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on May 15, 2011, 07:46:33 PM What. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0O7hMbSSo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MuffinMan on May 15, 2011, 09:23:44 PM This is far from useless but I know of nowhere else to post it. (http://vimeo.com/terjes/themountain)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 17, 2011, 02:37:12 PM "Thank you, Lily. Entertaining start to the letters!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmQyyiAiATA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on May 17, 2011, 02:39:22 PM This is far from useless but I know of nowhere else to post it. (http://vimeo.com/terjes/themountain) The scene on the mountain watching the clouds roll in makes me think of Minecraft. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on May 18, 2011, 10:37:44 AM This gets "interesting" at about the 1:20 mark. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwd5faVtfEI)
:awesome_for_real: :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 18, 2011, 11:04:06 AM I don't think she liked it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on May 18, 2011, 12:31:03 PM The Accidental Sea: http://youtu.be/otIU6Py4K_A
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 18, 2011, 01:10:11 PM The Accidental Sea: http://youtu.be/otIU6Py4K_A Wow, that was awesome. They should film a Fallout movie there. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 20, 2011, 08:27:45 PM Virgin Galactic feathered flight reentry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er9-sTDhJ58)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on May 21, 2011, 05:33:34 AM I'm fairly certain they're not the first guys to do exactly that, but I forget the names of the company that was doing it. All I remember was that they were part of the competition to launch from the ground, go into space and perform an atmospheric reentry. And the craft had to be easily reusable as well.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 21, 2011, 07:58:52 AM Its not really about the reentry, its about the hinged tail section that allows them to control the fall with much greater precision. Maybe I'm just an aviation nerd, but to me, that's pretty huge.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Obo on May 21, 2011, 09:21:53 AM I'm fairly certain they're not the first guys to do exactly that, but I forget the names of the company that was doing it. All I remember was that they were part of the competition to launch from the ground, go into space and perform an atmospheric reentry. And the craft had to be easily reusable as well. Same company. Scaled Composites built SpaceShipOne to win the X-Prize. This is SpaceShipTwo being built by Scaled for Virgin.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on May 23, 2011, 03:26:36 AM Same company. Scaled Composites built SpaceShipOne to win the X-Prize. This is SpaceShipTwo being built by Scaled for Virgin. Ahh. Absolutely correct, thanks.http://scaled.com/projects/tierone/ http://scaled.com/projects/tiertwo/ And Engels, yes, that's precisely why I remembered it, it was such a weird solution to the problem. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 25, 2011, 07:47:44 AM Boring Lecture? (http://z0r.de/2894)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on May 25, 2011, 07:51:50 AM Heh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on May 25, 2011, 12:54:06 PM Advanced Cat Yodelling (http://youtu.be/cxLG2wtE7TM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on May 28, 2011, 05:24:55 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQYzqrPMh3s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQYzqrPMh3s)
Hello Kitty goodbye witch... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sand on May 29, 2011, 09:45:01 AM Amazing video of Otter playing with a young boy at the zoo.
http://youtu.be/n9APqLA2YKs Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 29, 2011, 12:58:04 PM MMO (http://youtu.be/cD69PAIqiYo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on May 30, 2011, 01:47:52 AM 3d pyramid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPjddqhB7f8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on May 31, 2011, 07:42:45 PM I'm not sure what sport this is, but I'm glad I hadn't seen this video in college.
It looks like great drunken sport (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPCYP6YTDAg&feature=player_embedded#at=99). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MuffinMan on May 31, 2011, 08:21:27 PM So... was it a tie?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 01, 2011, 07:08:55 AM It's mass "Smear the Queer" with a pole instead of a football.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MuffinMan on June 01, 2011, 08:45:06 AM I assume the biggest queer wants to sit on the pole.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 02, 2011, 12:47:39 AM TV news photoshop fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-XGL98Khl0).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on June 06, 2011, 06:39:48 AM Mad shark-woman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocnSGeBLW5s Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on June 06, 2011, 07:14:57 AM Mad shark-woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocnSGeBLW5s :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on June 06, 2011, 08:32:38 AM Oh wow. You have to watch this idiotic magician on this CNN video (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2011/06/04/dnt.magic.act.goes.wrong.wsb?&hpt=hp_c2). I guess I can laugh at the guy since he apparently lived....
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 06, 2011, 11:12:18 PM AND STAY OUT! http://youtu.be/1L3eeC2lJZs
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 07, 2011, 08:29:13 AM Vegan Black Metal Chef (http://youtu.be/CeZlih4DDNg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 07, 2011, 11:38:49 AM Bloodwo... oh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 07, 2011, 11:42:00 AM Is it?
My bad. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on June 07, 2011, 01:07:58 PM rofl
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on June 07, 2011, 01:54:51 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh5GNkXRWxs
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 09, 2011, 06:36:52 PM I really, really love this video: http://youtu.be/bzE-IMaegzQ
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on June 14, 2011, 09:06:17 PM Go the fuck to sleep read by Samuel L. Jackson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFuyE_VBeO8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MuffinMan on June 14, 2011, 09:33:08 PM Go the fuck to sleep read by Samuel L. Jackson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFuyE_VBeO8) Beat by about 6 hours, sort of. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=8258.msg941330#msg941330)Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: stu on June 15, 2011, 02:21:41 PM Lioness wants to eat toddler:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT7_CtjEVFU&feature=player_embedded :-) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on June 21, 2011, 06:11:47 PM The Lazy Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dULOjT9GYdQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dULOjT9GYdQ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 21, 2011, 06:23:25 PM That actually made me depressed more than amused.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on June 21, 2011, 08:20:48 PM The Lazy Song: Is that Nimoy?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dULOjT9GYdQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dULOjT9GYdQ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 21, 2011, 08:31:49 PM Yeah.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 22, 2011, 08:43:45 AM The song sucked but I got a kick out of Spock rolling some doobage.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 27, 2011, 07:20:30 PM Don't mess with CNR. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 28, 2011, 06:49:13 AM Controlled Hover Test Flight No. 4 NASA unmanned hover vehicle (http://youtu.be/mz6Bv74uHLc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on June 28, 2011, 12:02:36 PM Foodporn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-LkhAN5lww&feature=related)
I find this hilarious. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on June 28, 2011, 06:21:41 PM I think that's only because you are zee German... :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on June 28, 2011, 10:27:08 PM I think that's only because you are zee German... :why_so_serious: I'd thought the guy behind the camera laughing so hard he was visibly shaking was funny, even if you don't understand German.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 29, 2011, 04:30:58 AM I think that's only because you are zee German... :why_so_serious: I'd thought the guy behind the camera laughing so hard he was visibly shaking was funny, even if you don't understand German.You're assuming he's laughing. Watching people eat is a fringe fetish, though. So knowing that does your assumption differ now? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on June 29, 2011, 01:23:32 PM BF2 is serious business (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x0VDLmZbrE&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 29, 2011, 01:40:51 PM I kept waiting for one of them to start ganking the drill sergeant. It did not disappoint.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on June 29, 2011, 01:45:26 PM That is one big fucking dead snake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JvZ0xNVnc1Y)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on June 29, 2011, 01:58:42 PM Got me! :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on June 29, 2011, 02:13:29 PM You're assuming he's laughing. Watching people eat is a fringe fetish, though. So knowing that does your assumption differ now? Boo. :oh_i_see: I could have gone without knowing that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on June 29, 2011, 02:58:11 PM You're assuming he's laughing. Watching people eat is a fringe fetish, though. So knowing that does your assumption differ now? Boo. :oh_i_see:I could have gone without knowing that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on June 29, 2011, 09:33:06 PM You're assuming he's laughing. Watching people eat is a fringe fetish, though. So knowing that does your assumption differ now? Boo. :oh_i_see:I could have gone without knowing that. Tripods Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: FatuousTwat on June 30, 2011, 04:24:45 AM Bleh, I just heard that they are planning on paving Pike's peak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VAJaZAV-gQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 30, 2011, 04:47:10 AM Dial-up sound - 700% slower (creepy) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF2v32xCD0Y)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sand on July 01, 2011, 10:05:09 AM Talking dog. :grin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7dDMwFer6c Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 01, 2011, 06:59:55 PM BW :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 05, 2011, 07:43:55 PM Pretty sure this is not a BW...
Edit by Trippy: Language NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_F_AqeRqo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_F_AqeRqo) Dude is my hero of the week. I can definitely relate to his plight of being invaded by suburban insects. :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on July 08, 2011, 06:19:53 PM Banana attacks Gorilla (http://www.mediaite.com/tv/best-story-ever-police-called-after-man-in-gorilla-suit-is-attacked-by-man-in-banana-costume/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on July 09, 2011, 07:02:14 PM Banana attacks Gorilla (http://www.mediaite.com/tv/best-story-ever-police-called-after-man-in-gorilla-suit-is-attacked-by-man-in-banana-costume/) After the attack the banana 'split'... :grin: I think that reporter wins.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sand on July 12, 2011, 10:23:39 AM Do you believe in ghosts?
Ghost from fatal vehicle accident caught on impound lot security camera. http://youtu.be/rDIAGjfhC-Q Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 13, 2011, 11:44:13 AM ROCKETS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!
http://youtu.be/fjtEclzv22c Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 13, 2011, 06:12:10 PM I bring to you a catchy tune with ridiculous clothes from 1989.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw&feature=player_embedded#at=210 I remember people wearing similar outfits. :rofl: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 17, 2011, 02:28:26 PM Pretty sure this isn't a BW.
A bit NSFW. :grin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw&feature=player_embedded (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 17, 2011, 04:22:23 PM ROCKETS DON'T WORK THAT WAY! http://youtu.be/fjtEclzv22c OMG that game looks so cool! hahahaha Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 17, 2011, 05:57:00 PM The vid inspired me to D/L it and give it a shot. It's fun to mess around with for a few minutes but the interface is pretty frustrating to work with. Things snap to each other at points other than the attachment nodes at times so your rocket is uneven and careens off into the sea or ground.
If they do some more work they could have a nice little toy to play with. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 17, 2011, 09:35:34 PM I Tried it too, spend a few hours making ship, lots of fun, but need more point when your in outer space.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 18, 2011, 10:18:35 AM An Artist's Statement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8DbLWAXvU&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 18, 2011, 04:47:42 PM Awesome.
I find it even more awesome now that I'm surrounded (once more) by a bunch of 'design professionals' in my day to day work. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on July 22, 2011, 05:58:27 AM Kung-fu volleyball! (http://devour.com/video/kung-fu-volleyball/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 22, 2011, 08:28:31 AM More like extreme hacky sack with a net.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 23, 2011, 12:14:13 PM And well, then pon way happened. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 23, 2011, 05:22:54 PM Wha....
I will never, never get Japanese Pop Music. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: snowwy on July 23, 2011, 06:29:34 PM I can finally finsh my Fallout:New Vegas-quest, no doubt who stole the medical supplies after seeing that thing. ....i'm posting drunk again, ain't I?
to add http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yDDMznsa4A Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 23, 2011, 06:47:59 PM :awesome_for_real: on the Wing Chun practice dummy.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 24, 2011, 10:50:44 AM Solo 'no safety' climb of Half Dome. (http://youtu.be/n8kBt_by60U)
The first part is a canyon rock face in the southwest. The second part is of Yosemite's Half Dome's face. The most interesting part to me is the portrait of the climber. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SnakeCharmer on July 24, 2011, 12:20:14 PM Kung-fu volleyball! (http://devour.com/video/kung-fu-volleyball/) I pulled a groin just watching that Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 27, 2011, 10:17:42 AM Wha.... http://youtu.be/WzYssX-CcSYI will never, never get Japanese Pop Music. Japanese pop concert. With a synthetic singer appearing via hologram. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 27, 2011, 01:20:07 PM BW
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Draegan on July 27, 2011, 05:23:22 PM Shakespeare with impresions. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j8PGBnNmPgk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on July 27, 2011, 11:16:04 PM Bleh, I just heard that they are planning on paving Pike's peak. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VAJaZAV-gQ That was fun to watch... Would be awesome to know his speeds. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 29, 2011, 05:18:46 PM "It's the internet's national anthem."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiKPgmN5jTg& Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on July 31, 2011, 04:41:46 PM I don't give a fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18&feature=player_embedded) NSFW Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 31, 2011, 10:30:29 PM MTV describes the internet (circa 1995) (http://videosift.com/video/MTV-Describes-the-Internet-in-1995)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 01, 2011, 02:35:55 AM MTV describes the internet (circa 1995) (http://videosift.com/video/MTV-Describes-the-Internet-in-1995) It's really not that bad for a mainstream report on the internet from 1995. Back then I was a journalist with a PC magazine, specialising in the internet, and a women's magazine rang to interview me about the net. I told them all about the opportunities and promise it held, and they went away and wrote under the headline "The Computer Net That Can Trap Your Kids". Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 01, 2011, 06:07:10 AM Going by that headline, I'm not sure they were wrong :)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 01, 2011, 08:32:00 AM http://youtu.be/2tJjNVVwRCY
NSFW Language. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 01, 2011, 08:33:03 AM http://youtu.be/2tJjNVVwRCY NSFW Language. Buddy, you have outdone yourself this time. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on August 01, 2011, 08:54:09 AM Oh Wow.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on August 01, 2011, 11:23:28 AM Magnificent. Some vintage 20+ year old BW. A master of his craft. Bravo. :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on August 02, 2011, 01:25:25 AM Wreckless driver arrested by Surrey Police (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87CRZdjqUXA)
:hello_thar: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 02, 2011, 05:29:10 AM Magnificent. Some vintage 20+ year old BW. A master of his craft. Bravo. :grin: "FPuffffickt! Well do it live!" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on August 03, 2011, 08:50:53 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fWN0FmcIU&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fWN0FmcIU&feature=player_embedded)
Lithuanian parking guards newest best friend :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 03, 2011, 08:59:29 AM That's a very pretty city.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 03, 2011, 10:49:52 PM Mariachi band serenades a Beluga whale (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS_6-IwMPjM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 05, 2011, 07:38:23 PM Ryu vs. Ken (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nraSI-uaDX4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Talpidae on August 06, 2011, 10:17:01 AM Currently loving the hell out of Swede Mason :
Masterchef Synesthesia (http://youtu.be/IfeyUGZt8nk) Jeremy Clarkson Beatbox (http://youtu.be/RY9u0LxIWJk) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on August 06, 2011, 10:06:42 PM Can't help but feel this might be a Bloodworth. But whatever, it is awesome.
French Electronic Dance group Yelle's music Video for "Que Veux-tu" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyARHscb8mU) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 07, 2011, 11:20:23 PM Rewind reflex (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJFOQ-EgsRg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on August 12, 2011, 03:45:36 AM Awesome comedy skit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ4zT7h8AiU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 13, 2011, 01:58:50 PM The Ballad of Mike Haggar:
http://youtu.be/ce9J-J30B3o :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on August 15, 2011, 12:04:58 PM Can't help but feel this might be a Bloodworth. But whatever, it is awesome. French Electronic Dance group Yelle's music Video for "Que Veux-tu" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyARHscb8mU) somewhere in the same vein this is awesome for entirely different reason... still not sure if it is a joke or not, I really hope they are serious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMM73VCZRXk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on August 15, 2011, 02:30:46 PM Nom Nom Nom Babies! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd2rBWbvDbA)
Edit: Also, 5000th post in the thread. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 15, 2011, 02:49:37 PM Actress performs "Double Rainbow" meme video as her audition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt2FiiMWNHU (audio NSFW) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 15, 2011, 03:01:48 PM Happy birthday to you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7qFZBJN838)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 16, 2011, 09:03:11 AM HOLY SHIT, THAT CAT IS FAT.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on August 16, 2011, 03:22:06 PM Think Tank (http://vimeo.com/8893511) [VIMEO]
Awesome short film. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on August 17, 2011, 01:39:56 AM That was, indeed, awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 17, 2011, 04:11:02 PM Before they were famous - 25 actors in 3 minutes: http://youtu.be/su1bfo_8lH8
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Threash on August 20, 2011, 02:31:19 PM Fox News actually does something awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOjUKwoHUyw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 20, 2011, 02:55:41 PM Fox News actually does something awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOjUKwoHUyw That is excellent and the gnashing of teeth from the Chris Brown fans in the comments is :uhrr: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Threash on August 20, 2011, 02:58:23 PM Think Tank (http://vimeo.com/8893511) [VIMEO] Awesome short film. I miss Herman's Head too :( Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on August 21, 2011, 07:25:33 AM The Great Dictator - Speech (Charlie Chaplin) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLci5DoZqHU&feature=share)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on August 21, 2011, 01:10:28 PM Crazy what a soundtrack can do.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 23, 2011, 10:11:45 PM Isabella Rossellini's 6ft penis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-zJ1hGm-F8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on August 24, 2011, 06:39:02 AM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 24, 2011, 06:43:29 AM Isabella Rossellini's 6ft penis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-zJ1hGm-F8) Shes so wacky! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on August 24, 2011, 06:45:32 AM what the... :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 24, 2011, 08:23:16 PM There's three whole series. Two more episodes:
Isabella Rossellini's penis breaks off (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6s2HfSHHsQ) "They all want to mate with me with their corkscrew penises. Ouch! Forced copulation!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwXVDi496E) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Minvaren on August 24, 2011, 08:25:38 PM Isabella Rossellini's 6ft penis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-zJ1hGm-F8) o_O Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on August 25, 2011, 03:49:06 AM Seriously, what the fuck :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 25, 2011, 07:37:01 AM That bitch is crazy. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on August 25, 2011, 09:23:15 AM This looks fun. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr109EuPxHg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 26, 2011, 01:32:45 PM Hurricanes are fuelled by the souls of the damned. (http://youtu.be/zMvu5EF13xA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 29, 2011, 08:40:32 AM That's the kind of sounds we heard in the space between my house and my next door neighbor back during Katrina. It is some FUCKED UP shit to have to listen to with no power and the fear that your roof is going to fly off any minute now.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on August 29, 2011, 02:02:36 PM Not safe for work, and possibly life. Blood in this video, fake, but it's still fairly disturbing. The more disturbing part is this slightly amusing me while still creeping me the hell out.
WTF Iceland (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysPcyOvNJew&feature=player_embedded#!) edit: for better description Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 29, 2011, 02:32:50 PM Seriously, WTF? Where's Youru? :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 29, 2011, 03:57:49 PM Best wresting move ever: http://youtu.be/0fmMD37TKgI
:awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on August 29, 2011, 05:08:21 PM Good Job, BW :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on August 29, 2011, 07:06:32 PM Best wresting move ever: http://youtu.be/0fmMD37TKgI :awesome_for_real: That's actually pretty funny. What's the head slide move called? :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on August 31, 2011, 10:43:01 AM Don Cheadle (you know, the black guy from Iron Man 2, not Iron Man 1) is Captain Planet
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5876f2aced/don-cheadle-is-captain-planet?rel=player Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 31, 2011, 11:46:38 AM Don Cheadle (you know, the black guy from Iron Man 2, not Iron Man 1) I really hope that's ironic.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 31, 2011, 06:15:12 PM Don Cheadle (you know, the black guy from Iron Man 2, not Iron Man 1) I really hope that's ironic.Don't ya think? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on September 01, 2011, 05:14:48 PM "Holophonic audio illusions" (wear headphones!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3MvVPgLJWc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 01, 2011, 07:46:39 PM Holy crap...I don't know why, but I thought I could actually sense whether the speaker was walking in "front" or "behind" me, or whether the matchbox was being moved vertically up or down.
I don't even have fancy surround sound headphones, so it'd be nice to know if I'm only imagining it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 01, 2011, 10:56:38 PM Castletown Donkey Derby 1994 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XtVm8z28e4)
(edit - click through to YouTube to watch it) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on September 02, 2011, 11:32:35 AM Holy crap...I don't know why, but I thought I could actually sense whether the speaker was walking in "front" or "behind" me, or whether the matchbox was being moved vertically up or down. I don't even have fancy surround sound headphones, so it'd be nice to know if I'm only imagining it. Yep, like the guy says during the "video", I think most of the experience is created by your brain. And no, you don't need fancy headphones, I could experience it with normal, tiny Ipod ones :). Very cool. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 04, 2011, 11:05:43 PM Oprah and the yelling goat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-CFEPBWI78)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 07, 2011, 02:35:59 AM Failball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZguFvYS6Lk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on September 08, 2011, 05:30:02 AM The entire Twilight serires of movies in 4 Seconds (http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/73367/Twilight-In-Four-Seconds/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on September 11, 2011, 10:47:55 AM Traveling the world a few frames at a time. (http://www.wimp.com/travelsworld/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 13, 2011, 11:33:02 PM Best exit from a reality TV show ever? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEuJ3dLLYco) AKA don't do roids.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on September 14, 2011, 06:56:00 AM Best exit from a reality TV show ever? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEuJ3dLLYco) AKA don't do roids. It's like he was channeling Ron Paul in sounding completely sane one minute, and then loosing it the next :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 14, 2011, 08:18:55 AM WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?????? :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on September 14, 2011, 09:31:04 AM WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?????? :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: I don't know, but that video is far from useless...could be highly educational to show what Pxib pointed out...don't do 'roids :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on September 14, 2011, 09:57:31 AM That wasn't me, that was Tale. I heartily recommend all performance enhancing drugs.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on September 15, 2011, 12:12:09 AM NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/user/billywatson3#p/u/40/l8eP6tvCUOw (http://www.youtube.com/user/billywatson3#p/u/40/l8eP6tvCUOw) Interviews with some porn actresses and actors. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on September 16, 2011, 03:40:26 AM Best low-budget commercial EVAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on September 16, 2011, 03:46:25 AM Best exit from a reality TV show ever? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEuJ3dLLYco) AKA don't do roids. It's like he was channeling Ron Paul in sounding completely sane one minute, and then loosing it the next :awesome_for_real: It's half of a monologue from Rocky, and then a roidgasm. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on September 17, 2011, 05:49:48 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65XIy3B80gg&feature=autoplay&list=FLfg65K7ln6OWaz1jRbIt3Dw&lf=mh_lolz&playnext=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65XIy3B80gg&feature=autoplay&list=FLfg65K7ln6OWaz1jRbIt3Dw&lf=mh_lolz&playnext=1)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on September 17, 2011, 05:57:17 AM By the same studio as above, but funny and amusing rather than sad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5w262XvCU&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 17, 2011, 08:31:45 AM Second is a BW but still funny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on September 18, 2011, 01:47:24 AM http://www.break.com/index/rc-car-cattle-round-up-2158023 (http://www.break.com/index/rc-car-cattle-round-up-2158023)
Never seen that before.. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on September 18, 2011, 01:03:24 PM Interview with the women who wrote the guide about how Elves have Sex in Iceland. (http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/icelandic-elf-sex)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 18, 2011, 01:14:23 PM what the ... how ... who ... I don't even
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on September 18, 2011, 06:55:17 PM Interview with the women who wrote the guide about how Elves have Sex in Iceland. (http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/icelandic-elf-sex) well if I was an elf I most certainly would like to climb in bed with her. :why_so_serious:. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on September 19, 2011, 12:23:04 AM Kind of my thoughts as well. :awesome_for_real:
I'm sure the sex would be amazing, but I'm afraid it would turn scary at some point. Don't stick your dick in crazy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 19, 2011, 01:47:44 AM Certainly not without an expedient exit strategy.
And oh god, the geysir position. What the christ. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 19, 2011, 03:44:43 PM Joey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEGAIYKTZ9w)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 19, 2011, 04:04:34 PM MEDIC! :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on September 21, 2011, 12:17:21 AM Joey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEGAIYKTZ9w) and to help him recover: JOEY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcToYxHd1_o) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on September 22, 2011, 07:50:45 AM Edit by Trippy: NSFW
Helping everyone understand the rules of rugby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW0Fp16XhZo&) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on September 22, 2011, 08:06:30 AM Yeah, I think I get it now. I should be watching Rugby with chicks.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on September 22, 2011, 11:59:50 AM Most of the rugby chicks i know don't look like that, but yeah still entertaining enough.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 24, 2011, 12:02:54 PM Kind of my thoughts as well. :awesome_for_real: Actually, belief in elves (and similar) is actually fairly widespread in Iceland.I'm sure the sex would be amazing, but I'm afraid it would turn scary at some point. Don't stick your dick in crazy. And a video: http://youtu.be/1TiiD17qzVg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on September 24, 2011, 03:17:38 PM cat vs snake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w4JroRAhYQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on September 24, 2011, 03:19:59 PM I've got terrible taste. I don't know why I find the everybody video so hilarious. Original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdM8cFuOXg&feature=r%ADelated) and in my opinion, the best MMD version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4LbZWnej_s).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on September 24, 2011, 03:36:12 PM color me clueless, but someone actually animated what 3 random guys did and upploaded to youtube?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on September 24, 2011, 09:32:51 PM "animated" might be a bit strong, but yeah. But I think its funny too.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 25, 2011, 09:12:48 AM color me clueless, but someone actually animated what 3 random guys did and upploaded to youtube? Not just someone. Lots of someones: http://youtu.be/SOh08aS4EcE:drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on September 26, 2011, 08:50:49 AM The fuck?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on September 27, 2011, 04:22:16 AM I've got terrible taste. I don't know why I find the everybody video so hilarious. Original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdM8cFuOXg&feature=r%ADelated) and in my opinion, the best MMD version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4LbZWnej_s). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srqe3ZLfMBM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srqe3ZLfMBM)A vaste improvement over that, if only for Rhian Ramos. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on September 27, 2011, 09:14:13 AM Whish I could see any of the last 10 videos or so... Fuck Sony and UMG
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 27, 2011, 11:39:56 AM Here you go: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15478289
:grin: ... Oh yeah. How to register for Nico Nico Douga. (http://asiajin.com/blog/2010/12/31/english-guide-for-nico-nico-douga-part-1-how-to-register-2/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 27, 2011, 07:59:36 PM ThunderLOLCats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gufXf67qBcc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on September 27, 2011, 08:17:10 PM I've got terrible taste. I don't know why I find the everybody video so hilarious. Original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdM8cFuOXg&feature=r%ADelated) and in my opinion, the best MMD version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4LbZWnej_s). I don't know why that MMD version just made me laugh so much. There is a side-by-side version that comes up next in the queue that's just as funny, IMO, because then you can compare the expressions on their faces. The blond animated girl is the best for expressions.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on September 28, 2011, 07:40:15 AM ThunderLOLCats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gufXf67qBcc) :rofl: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on September 30, 2011, 01:14:37 PM How to Talk to Your Kids About Star Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCjMGOvMghY&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 03, 2011, 04:11:43 PM Someone playing both parts of 'Duelling Banjos' on a dulcimer: http://youtu.be/qMs8fhOiEYY
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on October 03, 2011, 04:29:45 PM Imperial Floppy March: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHJOz_y9rZE
Phantom of the Floppera: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmoDLyiQYKw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on October 05, 2011, 08:33:46 AM PS3 game characters reminisce about their player. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdWkKKSckNk) Some neat cameos in there, some from PC games as well.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 06, 2011, 12:16:59 PM The Portal 2 DLC reminded me of this trio of very well done fan-made levels. It's not every mod that can get Ellen McLain providing new recordings, after all.
The Gary Hudston Project: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SdYz7cq04 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jimbo on October 06, 2011, 01:17:18 PM New Honda Pilot Video Crazy Train (http://www.youtube.com/user/Honda?v=yhTIF__L4Ho&feature=pyv#p/c/1F2F88164C76470D/0/YKtobjAcP74)
Old Jeep add Cruchy the Frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPRiY7eVVRg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 07, 2011, 01:30:03 AM Now that Rick Astley is famous again, everyone should see this parody.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XKDTOiNqdE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 07, 2011, 03:47:02 AM FUCK YER VOICE RECOGNITION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iNtOWLS7aY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on October 07, 2011, 05:57:35 AM The Portal 2 DLC reminded me of this trio of very well done fan-made levels. It's not every mod that can get Ellen McLain providing new recordings, after all. The Gary Hudston Project: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SdYz7cq04 That was awesome. And now for some robots (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbZrQp-HOk&feature=player_embedded) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on October 07, 2011, 02:58:37 PM Err, do you know Rebecca Black, that girl who sings (eh?) "Friday"? Yeah, rose to internet sensation and all that....Err, well, here is a rather "bizarre" parody of the music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AcYsHkV6n4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jimbo on October 07, 2011, 07:49:13 PM It's fall so bring on the marching bands (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZtCZOiZ-cg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 08, 2011, 03:34:12 PM I just saw this advert on telly and had to share it to make sure I didn't just hallucinate the whole thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBujoJpDxo0
:uhrr: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 09, 2011, 01:13:07 AM Apple introduces GLaDOSiri (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTg00wIijNY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 10, 2011, 05:18:20 PM Sitcom without the laugh track (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmLQaTcViOA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 10, 2011, 09:07:03 PM Mountain biker taken out by an antelope in Africa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2oymHHyV1M)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on October 11, 2011, 05:32:48 PM Probably a repost... nonetheless scared me that I stumbled on this
Thanks, Smokey! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 12, 2011, 07:44:19 AM What the... I .... why... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on October 12, 2011, 07:52:46 AM Yah fuck one goat......
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on October 12, 2011, 10:11:33 AM That was terrifying.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 12, 2011, 10:14:36 AM Yet, strangely arousing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 12, 2011, 02:02:45 PM Please don't ever post that again.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on October 13, 2011, 08:14:28 PM YES (http://www.wimp.com/gateschair/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on October 14, 2011, 01:23:07 AM YES (http://www.wimp.com/gateschair/) He is the closest to Batman mankind has gotten so far. :grin:Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on October 16, 2011, 06:14:03 AM Learning How to Ride a Bike (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaqxIXs_mn4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on October 16, 2011, 06:21:23 AM Try not to go on fire. :awesome_for_real: :heart:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 16, 2011, 05:03:53 PM YES (http://www.wimp.com/gateschair/) That is amazing. I'm posting it everywhere! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on October 17, 2011, 08:45:52 PM How to Talk to Your Kids About Star Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCjMGOvMghY&feature=player_embedded) I'm planning on showing my son 4, 5 and 6 soon as four arrives from Netflix. I thought it was cute. We just finished starblazers and when he cried when avatar died I realized he might be my son. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 17, 2011, 09:20:30 PM A duet with Siri (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hckrig2BwNY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on October 18, 2011, 04:39:36 PM Learning How to Ride a Bike (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaqxIXs_mn4) Oh god, I found another great one from the same TV show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxEhKjUwqAQ&feature=relmfu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxEhKjUwqAQ&feature=relmfu) . Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on October 19, 2011, 09:28:39 AM I think this is way cool. Quantum Levitation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyOtIsnG71U)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on October 19, 2011, 11:18:41 AM So we'll finally get those flying cars. About God damn time science!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on October 19, 2011, 07:08:11 PM Now we just need to plant powerful magnets in all of our roads. :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on October 20, 2011, 11:11:19 AM William Shatner Sings 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (http://youtu.be/cKo4FMzt_hM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on October 20, 2011, 07:07:20 PM William Shatner Sings 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (http://youtu.be/cKo4FMzt_hM) Awesome... thanks for that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 24, 2011, 12:33:12 AM Unfortunate name (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=teNgQTrv6pE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on October 26, 2011, 03:34:26 AM What 'should' be played before every movie at the theater. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo9v_GIuDBk&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on October 26, 2011, 09:54:02 AM This Summer be prepared for.... SHARK POOL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CY_HGl6W2U&)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on October 26, 2011, 10:52:01 AM This Summer be prepared for.... SHARK POOL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CY_HGl6W2U&) That's a premiere night showing if there ever was one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Soln on October 26, 2011, 02:03:21 PM OK. Challenge. How long can you last?
http://www.wimp.com/wendystraining/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on October 26, 2011, 02:15:42 PM I miss the Wendys Superbar.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on October 26, 2011, 07:49:57 PM What classic video game themes had lyrics? (http://www.youtube.com/user/brentalfloss#p/c/491F794137E66371/0/dL30lU26egw) :drillf:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on October 27, 2011, 01:32:45 AM Didn't I post this here already? I can't remember.
I'M OLD GREGG! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIInySnQe4I) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on October 27, 2011, 12:21:07 PM Rare white wombat found in australia (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8849574/Rare-white-wombat-rescued-in-Australia.html)
He's a cute little bastard. That's not what I thought a wombat looked like. I didn't realize they were so porcine. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 29, 2011, 04:53:55 AM Rare white wombat found in australia (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8849574/Rare-white-wombat-rescued-in-Australia.html) He's a cute little bastard. That's not what I thought a wombat looked like. I didn't realize they were so porcine. They're a bit like badgers. Burrows and big claws. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Vaiti on October 29, 2011, 06:40:25 AM They also poop squares. The more you know.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Zetor on October 29, 2011, 10:54:00 AM I hope this is not a BW :awesome_for_real:
To go with the shark pool theme -- Meanwhile in Hungary... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJl2bdZ-Be0) I heart my countrymen sometimes. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 30, 2011, 04:22:30 PM Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAXMtUCcp7o Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on October 30, 2011, 08:31:26 PM Crazy. I wonder if he just leaves it up all year.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on October 30, 2011, 08:41:16 PM That vid is pretty cool. Although it does remind me of one of my biggest peeves right now, and that's the trend of the Halloween colored Christmas lights that have been popping up.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 31, 2011, 11:35:15 PM Zod Kitchens (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ9yYpUooiw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on November 01, 2011, 02:34:37 AM Best. Ad. Ever. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on November 01, 2011, 06:18:22 AM Don't remember that to be the original accent. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on November 01, 2011, 09:42:44 AM Holy crap (http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/01/plane-makes-emergency-landing-in-poland-all-passengers-safe/?hpt=hp_t2)
Here's a video of a plane doing a belly landing. I might not fly ever again if that happened to me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on November 01, 2011, 02:11:35 PM So...Ironwood got into the kitchen remodeling business?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on November 01, 2011, 02:17:28 PM Boys and girls of every age Wouldn't you like to see something strange? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAXMtUCcp7o I have seen that house in a few videos now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfcNoMnKjrY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 01, 2011, 02:26:43 PM My power bill hurts.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on November 02, 2011, 09:58:42 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8R-lRWxZkk
Not quite how I'd like to meet that eagle. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 02, 2011, 11:22:51 AM Holy crap (http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/01/plane-makes-emergency-landing-in-poland-all-passengers-safe/?hpt=hp_t2) Here's a video of a plane doing a belly landing. I might not fly ever again if that happened to me. Saw passengers interviewed and they said it felt like a normal landing with wheels. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 02, 2011, 01:15:51 PM Ricky Gervais attempts some promotional material: http://youtu.be/z6ZJt-48I8k
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 02, 2011, 05:23:40 PM French guys combine BASE jumping with tightrope walking and make a documentary: http://vimeo.com/31240369
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on November 02, 2011, 07:48:22 PM Some kid makes a bad ass PVC pipe drum thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZJNEF6iBNE&feature=related)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sinij on November 03, 2011, 11:09:09 AM Aimbot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYGlWjIKoY4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 03, 2011, 11:36:44 AM Aimbot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYGlWjIKoY4) Love the one guy bunny hopping.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on November 03, 2011, 11:37:49 AM How to ram a drug smuggler plane attempting lift off. (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/video--brazilian-police-ram-smugglers%E2%80%99-plane-on-runway.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on November 03, 2011, 02:30:49 PM How to ram a drug smuggler plane attempting lift off. (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/video--brazilian-police-ram-smugglers%E2%80%99-plane-on-runway.html) Ballsy, since the fuel tanks are in the wings an' all. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 03, 2011, 05:21:19 PM Amazing: A Murmuration of Starlings (http://vimeo.com/31158841)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: JWIV on November 04, 2011, 02:22:00 AM Danger 5!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on November 04, 2011, 02:56:10 AM I'd watch it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 06, 2011, 09:43:32 AM Danger 5! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI There is nothing I don't love about this Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 06, 2011, 10:20:12 AM Danger 5! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=21447.0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Velorath on November 07, 2011, 11:10:14 AM Surprisingly catchy song composed of someone singing Mike Tyson quotes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkw2vtW6AE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on November 07, 2011, 05:35:51 PM Aimbot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYGlWjIKoY4) Love the one guy bunny hopping.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 08, 2011, 04:20:45 PM Amazing: A Murmuration of Starlings (http://vimeo.com/31158841) This is one of these things where I've seen it posted elsewhere with other people having similar reactions to yours while mine was "Really? Some bloody starlings? :| "Anyway. Gong station chimes - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFm7Q9-17w0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on November 12, 2011, 01:24:41 PM Cheesy, but funny nonetheless (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YRWhg4YaA).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Minvaren on November 13, 2011, 08:17:38 AM Crickets remixed (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujBTOPhGLMo).
(more about the audio than the video, but still neat) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 13, 2011, 03:00:46 PM Modern Game Journalism: The Movie (http://mega64.com/2011/11/12/think-twice-about-reviewing-uncharted-3-modern-game-journalism-the-movie-premieres/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on November 14, 2011, 04:36:26 AM Bronson Dance Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isbaFQx8T0)
And then, Gamma Ray - It's a Sin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsfHFy30CuM) :rock: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: trias_e on November 14, 2011, 08:08:06 AM Danger 5! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI Is that Matt Berry doing the voice over? Fucking Awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 14, 2011, 12:07:14 PM le Internet Medley - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on November 15, 2011, 03:19:50 PM Jim Morrison sings "Reading Rainbow" (http://www.hulu.com/watch/299606/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-the-doors-sing-reading-rainbow-theme?from=fb_share)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 15, 2011, 04:13:37 PM Danger 5! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI Is that Matt Berry doing the voice over? Fucking Awesome. I don't think so. This is out of Adelaide, Australia. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on November 16, 2011, 06:35:13 PM Jim Morrison sings "Reading Rainbow" (http://www.hulu.com/watch/299606/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-the-doors-sing-reading-rainbow-theme?from=fb_share) better than most of Jim's lyrics, that was great. The musicians in the doors were great but jim morrison was about as big of a D-bag as they come Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 17, 2011, 01:16:18 PM You know, the Soviets might have been onto something here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GvDyJobHTM
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 17, 2011, 02:22:29 PM Gordon Ramsey knows how to treat a lady. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah-OT3KBsD0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on November 17, 2011, 02:33:50 PM Gordon Ramsey knows how to treat a lady. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah-OT3KBsD0) I hurt. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on November 17, 2011, 04:26:28 PM Video removed.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on November 17, 2011, 04:27:24 PM NOOOOO. :ye_gods: It was fantastic.
(edit) Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 18, 2011, 04:24:58 PM George Carlin, ladies and gentlemen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsL6mKxtOlQ
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 19, 2011, 01:12:52 PM Can't believe ABC in the US has made this as a new "comedy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJejMhA_8Q4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on November 19, 2011, 03:48:20 PM :facepalm:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 21, 2011, 01:00:19 PM Can't believe ABC in the US has made this as a new "comedy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJejMhA_8Q4) :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: shiznitz on November 21, 2011, 02:44:38 PM Can't believe ABC in the US has made this as a new "comedy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJejMhA_8Q4) Ha. I just mentioned to some office mates "I cannot believe ABC is doing a remake of Bosom Buddies." Of course, I got blank stares from everyone under 40... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bungee on November 23, 2011, 03:25:20 AM India's got... uhm Talent? (http://youtu.be/S2SUaoVy_iU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 23, 2011, 06:25:55 AM India's got... uhm Talent? (http://youtu.be/S2SUaoVy_iU) Seems they won. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 23, 2011, 07:51:11 AM India's got... uhm Talent? (http://youtu.be/S2SUaoVy_iU) Seems they won. And then all died of cancer. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 26, 2011, 05:10:31 PM Steam engines are :drill: : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZS5Udg4jkk
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on November 28, 2011, 08:14:39 AM My daughter found this one and I found it amusing enough to share with you old gamer geeks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1QBTG6EXs Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 28, 2011, 01:02:15 PM "The man who never would" my arse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmnPs64K74
(NWS - there's one bit of sweary language but it's repeated a little). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 28, 2011, 03:39:22 PM Yet another reason Japan is superior. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7LCve-fzjwc) There are at least 5 separate class action lawsuits in this video if it took place in the US.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 30, 2011, 09:21:52 AM You are right, we would never allow that much fun or sportsmanship.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on December 02, 2011, 09:48:48 AM what
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jftig3yHP8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: shiznitz on December 06, 2011, 11:39:14 AM This might have been shown before.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/best-early-christmas-present-ever/ I swear he is playing Skyrim in the opening part. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on December 06, 2011, 12:04:07 PM Look into your heart!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on December 06, 2011, 12:26:35 PM He's got a whole channel.
http://www.youtube.com/user/boogie2988?feature=watch#p/u/0/4cnL80ItPxA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on December 07, 2011, 02:13:17 AM I dunno how to feel about some fat guy who's not somewhat disabled pretending to be disabled for youtube views.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on December 09, 2011, 09:33:50 AM Just a Pokemon Battle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHG-JO8gIGk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Klukk on December 12, 2011, 02:47:31 AM Rising from the sea of lurkers.
5 year old kids Taekwondo fight. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZICjJF-1XUc) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 13, 2011, 03:43:18 PM Have we had FENTON! FENTON!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsb5HH8m24Y Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on December 13, 2011, 08:18:42 PM Bobby McFerrin tunes the audience. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hodp2esSV9E)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 14, 2011, 08:50:21 PM What a move (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FOaGhE_sejI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on December 15, 2011, 12:42:14 PM Holy Shit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on December 15, 2011, 05:54:21 PM I find it hard to beleive he got those ribbons too, are ribbons a one time thing or can you get them every round?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on December 15, 2011, 06:00:20 PM Bobby McFerrin tunes the audience. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hodp2esSV9E) That was utterly fantastic. Thank you. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on December 18, 2011, 05:24:35 AM NOT SAFE FOR WORK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uToLa4pH5ok&feature=share) (especially carpenters)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: voodoolily on December 18, 2011, 07:47:38 PM Jian Sword Dancing to Original Don by Major Lazer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKdJoXF7PI&feature=player_embedded). :awesome_for_real:
(The original Youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcs3OwrkcR4) has better swordplay but shittier music.) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on December 20, 2011, 06:34:00 AM This made me smile first thing this AM. (http://youtu.be/gkV3bkadzRc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rk47 on December 21, 2011, 08:46:53 PM World Champion Masturbation (http://youtu.be/SNH5EUw7gxk)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/cat.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on December 21, 2011, 09:23:07 PM Cute GF.
Is that real or a joke though? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on December 24, 2011, 07:28:22 AM Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes (http://youtu.be/iq10bz3PxyY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on December 25, 2011, 01:06:28 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=bPHtAHxB3iI
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on January 04, 2012, 07:00:15 AM Don't propose at a basketball game on the jumbotron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GXUphyeOjko#!). :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on January 04, 2012, 07:57:08 AM Don't propose at a basketball game on the jumbotron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GXUphyeOjko#!). :ye_gods: Come on, that has to be fake. Really? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on January 04, 2012, 07:59:20 AM Don't propose at a basketball game on the jumbotron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GXUphyeOjko#!). :ye_gods: Come on, that has to be fake. Really? That was my thought as well. Here's the link to the story Rivals did on it (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Video-of-marriage-proposal-gone-wrong-at-UCLA-ba?urn=ncaab-wp7324). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 05, 2012, 10:32:25 PM Bob Hawke, 82, former prime minister of Australia, is handed a beer... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ruvaldt on January 05, 2012, 10:48:20 PM Bob Hawke, 82, former prime minister of Australia, is handed a beer... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU) Yeah, he's famous for setting a beer drinking record by downing 2 1/2 pints in 11 seconds. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 07, 2012, 04:39:11 PM For all your DDOS needs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySdaJbgO5gc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 08, 2012, 12:20:11 PM Why, Tale, Why ?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on January 08, 2012, 01:12:39 PM What a move (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FOaGhE_sejI) I prefer the old school LoopZook. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-wFI9vTqto&feature=youtu.be)Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 08, 2012, 05:46:12 PM One guitar, played by five people at the same time: Somebody That I Used to Know - Walk off the Earth (Gotye - Cover) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on January 08, 2012, 07:10:13 PM Dude. I think that's even better than the original.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on January 08, 2012, 09:36:55 PM I've been watching Walk off the Earth videos since you posted that. They're pretty damn good.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 09, 2012, 10:46:55 AM I couldn't get past the 'baa baa black sheep' start.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on January 09, 2012, 01:07:27 PM Here, try this one then. It's about alcohol. Should be right up your alley: Cheers (Drink to That) - Walk off the Earth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrYntgFr-s0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 09, 2012, 06:29:19 PM Catch it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wq5MHIRWqQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 10, 2012, 06:02:06 AM Here, try this one then. It's about alcohol. Should be right up your alley: Cheers (Drink to That) - Walk off the Earth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrYntgFr-s0) What is this hipster shit, I don't even. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on January 10, 2012, 12:54:41 PM Catch it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wq5MHIRWqQ) I love cricket. (The little bits I understand yet anyway)Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on January 13, 2012, 01:22:52 AM Internet in 1969 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0pPfyYtiBc) :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ShenMolo on January 13, 2012, 02:50:03 AM BroNYCon 2012
My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Convention for male fans http://youtu.be/wb3QQvb246U (http://youtu.be/wb3QQvb246U) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on January 13, 2012, 09:20:52 AM I can't decide if these guys are actually real or they are all pretending that they like it and not telling each other that they are, in fact, just pretending.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 13, 2012, 12:22:20 PM I want to know how many came to the convention hoping to troll for elementary school kids only to find a convention full of other pedophiles sweating bullets.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on January 13, 2012, 04:49:45 PM Isn't that the group of folks that raised the largest donation for the last Humble Bundle? That amazes me... as well as scares me when I think I could be gaming with them.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on January 15, 2012, 08:24:57 AM Sick of arrow to the knee jokes? This might provide some catharsis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on January 15, 2012, 09:50:58 AM How do other people pronounce meme? He said meem, I always say may-may in my head.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on January 15, 2012, 10:27:36 AM Supposedly the "true pronounciation" is meem, but I just say it as it's written.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 15, 2012, 05:04:22 PM It's pronounced meem. No other way. And it's pronunciation.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 15, 2012, 07:55:51 PM Shit Conspiracy Theorists Say (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWFXEn-4BBM)
(you need to know about Shit Girls Say) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on January 16, 2012, 06:55:55 AM It's pronounced meem. No other way. And it's pronunciation. Dawkins first used the term and intended for it to rhyme with gene. However I've had people argue that since the term comes from Greek roots and Greek didn't use silent vowels may-may would be the more correct pronunciation and that's how I pronounce it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 16, 2012, 07:00:41 AM Supposedly the "true pronounciation" is meem, but I just say it as it's written. :uhrr: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on January 16, 2012, 07:21:57 AM It's pronounced meem. No other way. And it's pronunciation. Dawkins first used the term and intended for it to rhyme with gene. However I've had people argue that since the term comes from Greek roots and Greek didn't use silent vowels may-may would be the more correct pronunciation and that's how I pronounce it. That's a silly and obtuse answer considering the flux and flow of language in general. And he wasn't basing it solely on Greek. Quote from: Dawkins "We need a name for the new replicator, a noun that conveys the idea of a unit of cultural transmission, or a unit of imitation. 'Mimeme' comes from a suitable Greek root, but I want a monosyllable that sounds a bit like 'gene'. I hope my classicist friends will forgive me if I abbreviate mimeme to meme. If it is any consolation, it could alternatively be thought of as being related to 'memory', or to the French word même. It should be pronounced to rhyme with 'cream'." It's an invented term, and not descended in a typical matter. While how people pronounce it really doesn't matter all that much, I think Dawkins would be the authority on the matter. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on January 16, 2012, 08:46:34 AM Supposedly the "true pronounciation" is meem, but I just say it as it's written. :uhrr: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 16, 2012, 01:42:52 PM Yeah, but you just made my point.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 17, 2012, 04:48:38 PM Fuck. The special juice is gonna help her win. (http://www.break.com/index/alana-age-6-best-beauty-pageant-kid-ever-2285092)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on January 18, 2012, 12:36:31 AM Fuck. The special juice is gonna help her win. (http://www.break.com/index/alana-age-6-best-beauty-pageant-kid-ever-2285092) I have not wanted to punch a 6 year old since I was that age myself.And the mother... oh my god.... the mother.. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on January 18, 2012, 02:06:00 AM There's no :uhrr: big enough to properly express the feeling of "what the christ did I just watch" that induced in me.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on January 18, 2012, 05:30:47 AM Fuck. The special juice is gonna help her win. (http://www.break.com/index/alana-age-6-best-beauty-pageant-kid-ever-2285092) :ye_gods:I'm sorry, I'm all out of tears to seep for humanity's future. This has drained me dry. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 18, 2012, 09:59:08 AM That video is an infomercial on how to tell if you are a horrible mom.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on January 18, 2012, 10:24:47 AM That video is an infomercial on how to tell if you are a horrible mom. Fat? Check. Southern? Check. Living through kid? Check. Yep, first class ticket to a drug OD by age 15 in a public bathroom at the train station. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 18, 2012, 12:18:27 PM You forgot the raging case of juvenile diabetes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on January 18, 2012, 12:44:17 PM You forgot the raging case of juvenile diabetes. (http://i32.tinypic.com/10mk02r.jpg) (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/juvenile-diabeetus.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on January 18, 2012, 02:09:32 PM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on January 18, 2012, 02:17:04 PM I'm from Texas and Georgia. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 18, 2012, 02:24:43 PM And he's not wrong.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 18, 2012, 02:29:48 PM I always liked HaemishM's assertion that no matter how fat you are, you are NOT the fattest guy at the southern buffet. Not even close.
This is the hippie hole. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w__MSH3T3yM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 18, 2012, 03:27:33 PM Wait till you see the over-40s disco competition.
Telly Savalas looks at Birmingham (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDu3AuQz7NI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on January 18, 2012, 08:21:26 PM I'm from Texas and Georgia. Ok, not much can be said for Georgia. But you keep Texas out of this! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 18, 2012, 09:12:09 PM I'm from Texas and Georgia. Ok, not much can be said for Georgia. But you keep Texas out of this!Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 18, 2012, 10:06:07 PM One of the most powerful shredders on Earth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iKyFlk606k)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on January 19, 2012, 01:47:22 AM Party Rock Anthem, done completely in MS Paint (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNr_M3kbWQA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on January 19, 2012, 07:16:33 AM One of the most powerful shredders on Earth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iKyFlk606k) I'd like to see the byproduct. Does it shred it into small bits or just a big mess? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 19, 2012, 08:32:42 AM 'My First Hardcore Song' by 8yr old Juliet (http://youtu.be/uU6U-8LP1DY?hd=1)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 19, 2012, 09:18:58 AM One of the most powerful shredders on Earth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iKyFlk606k) I'd like to see the byproduct. Does it shred it into small bits or just a big mess? They have a whole bunch of videos up, most of it does seem to be big mess, the shredder will break things down but not into as small of bits as you would think. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on January 19, 2012, 10:48:45 AM I'd imagine you get chunks or strips roughly the size of the thing's teeth. If you really wanted it ground into a fine powder, you could have it go through a pipeline of increasingly finer shredders...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on January 19, 2012, 11:02:47 AM There's something oddly satisfiying about grinding a refridgerator into a fine paste.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on January 19, 2012, 11:27:44 AM VW Milks the Star Wars thing for one more year. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntDYjS0Y3w&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on January 19, 2012, 01:00:54 PM Should be the resurrection of the Vader videos thread (or it reappearing in the new SWTOR forum).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on January 19, 2012, 03:15:21 PM IMDABES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on January 20, 2012, 02:14:01 AM Dear god, that's an atrocity against humanity.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 20, 2012, 04:57:14 AM I had my doubts but the bicycle kick broke me. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on January 21, 2012, 10:55:25 AM VW Milks the Star Wars thing for one more year. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntDYjS0Y3w&feature=youtu.be) Speaking of Star Wars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ezeYJUz-8415-second fan-made clips of Episode 4, stitched together to show the entire film. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: TripleDES on January 21, 2012, 01:56:10 PM I was bored and ran into some shitty aerobics video I couldn't let stand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kef70DXpWBI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 21, 2012, 04:07:39 PM Your avatar is perfectly synced with that video.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on January 21, 2012, 07:53:46 PM Is an aerobics competition scored based on form? (Say, like non-sparring TKD forms?) And I can't believe there's not even one girl in that video that is even semi-attractive.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on January 21, 2012, 09:21:12 PM Is an aerobics competition scored based on form? (Say, like non-sparring TKD forms?) And I can't believe there's not even one girl in that video that is even semi-attractive. That's what attractive used to look like. What I can't believe is not one camel toe. It's like they've been prematurely filled in. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 22, 2012, 11:55:50 AM The white wizard approaches. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 22, 2012, 12:06:08 PM BW
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on January 22, 2012, 12:49:46 PM I did a board search for the youtube id!
:mob: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on January 22, 2012, 07:04:13 PM Is an aerobics competition scored based on form? (Say, like non-sparring TKD forms?) And I can't believe there's not even one girl in that video that is even semi-attractive. Unless a haircut is the only think you look at your eyes are broken. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 23, 2012, 04:43:14 PM Oh shit, Bats! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc8ACBiwIyE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on January 23, 2012, 04:48:32 PM Oh shit, Bats! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc8ACBiwIyE) Wow. I wonder where a couple of hundred bats go when you turn them all out of their beds at once. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on January 23, 2012, 06:35:30 PM The nearest bar.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on January 23, 2012, 08:30:07 PM How in the hell do you not realize there are that many bats in your roof?
They have to make noise right? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 24, 2012, 11:12:49 AM Holy Guano!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on January 25, 2012, 02:07:22 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
Chance of bloodworth might be high, but what the heck. Sue me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on January 25, 2012, 02:23:13 PM Soo behind.
Edit: my lawyer says she is having a hard time reaching your lawyer, do you have a #? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on January 25, 2012, 02:32:24 PM Umm yeah, I will get right back to you on that request.. "storms out of the door"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Cadaverine on January 26, 2012, 07:06:52 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKNaYlzssbc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKNaYlzssbc)
All glory to the Walken! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on January 26, 2012, 08:42:34 PM Possible spoiler for Super Bowl ads, and/or deserving it's own thread in Movies, so click only if you really want:
It's only a ten second video. :drill: ? or :heartbreak: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on January 26, 2012, 10:18:16 PM A cute kid being a jerkoff is kind of charming.
A middle-aged manchild being a jerkoff is appalling, and that's the best case scenario here. More likely the movie is really about him dealing with his rebellious daughter. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on January 27, 2012, 07:27:11 AM A sleepy snoring mouse. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DlS3w1GGE8g)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on January 27, 2012, 08:52:17 AM A cute kid being a jerkoff is kind of charming. The speculation is it's an ad pretending it was a movie of him older (Honda? unconfirmed), for Super Bowl airing, not an actual movie. Was mostly why I placed it here and not as "Movies".A middle-aged manchild being a jerkoff is appalling, and that's the best case scenario here. More likely the movie is really about him dealing with his rebellious daughter. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on January 28, 2012, 12:11:43 PM This one got me good: Space Asshole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8&feature=player_embedded#!)
Edit: NiX rained on my parade. Apparently this is old. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on January 29, 2012, 03:54:46 AM Visit Leavenworth, WA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unQz4kFJ2Tg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on January 29, 2012, 03:08:19 PM Enter the Dojo - Ameri-do-te, the only martial art you'll ever need to know, so lethal you can't actually practice it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CGMWlXosp4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on January 29, 2012, 04:41:26 PM There's a sign saying 'Rape Class' in the background :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on January 30, 2012, 09:24:49 AM This guy... makes you want to never bother trying to do music again. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otbe5c2OIxI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on January 30, 2012, 11:16:19 AM Official "Matthew's Day Off" Honda CRV Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhkDdayA4iA&feature=player_embedded) (Full Super Bowl Ad I spoilered a page ago)
Also: Muppets Attack Fox News (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8YhED4IgQA&feature=player_embedded) Battlefield Friends: First Fight (Battlefield 3 Machinima) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJgqc9h2jV4&feature=player_embedded#!) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 30, 2012, 12:08:23 PM Official "Matthew's Day Off" Honda CRV Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhkDdayA4iA&feature=player_embedded) (Full Super Bowl Ad I spoilered a page ago) That was... disappointing. Too cheap to spring for some of the other cast members to give it some authenticity? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 30, 2012, 08:44:05 PM Flying people in NYC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcDN409ZBv4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on January 30, 2012, 09:44:59 PM Flying people in NYC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcDN409ZBv4) I saw a glimpse of an article about this, but I didn't read to see how they did it. That looks like fun (imagine being paid to make stuff like that and then fly it around). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on January 31, 2012, 02:50:23 AM A 5 year old's impressions of corporate brand marks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4t3-__3MA0)
Kids are adorable. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on February 02, 2012, 03:21:36 AM Another VW commercial, but watch it till the end for the Star Wars funny (http://youtu.be/0-9EYFJ4Clo) :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 02, 2012, 09:04:35 AM Funny. But holy shit, Lucas is such a whore.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 02, 2012, 09:21:11 AM Funny. But holy shit, Lucas is such a whore. Bloodworth'd Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MuffinMan on February 02, 2012, 10:03:07 AM All Your Base... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on February 02, 2012, 10:39:30 AM Funny. But holy shit, Lucas is such a whore. It's not even like he needs the money either. The Vader kid was cute, but that was Parody. Just dumping canon characters into adverts for phones/cars/enemas isn't needed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on February 02, 2012, 01:10:39 PM Cinnamon challenge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyk7utV_D2I :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 02, 2012, 01:52:34 PM What the fuck is the deal with all these idiots dropping a spoonful of cinnamon into their gobs on YouTube?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on February 02, 2012, 02:14:12 PM What the fuck is the deal with all these idiots dropping a spoonful of cinnamon into their gobs on YouTube? Try it and film it for us. Also, here's five hours of Adriana Lima waving a flag. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vrW68jCy9pc#! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 02, 2012, 02:32:03 PM What the fuck is the deal with all these idiots dropping a spoonful of cinnamon into their gobs on YouTube? Try it and film it for us. Yeah, not happening. I'm just wondering what started this latest Internet fad. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on February 02, 2012, 06:55:26 PM I've known that trick since I was a kid. Same thing with drinking a gallon of milk in under an hour. It's one of those gags that sounds doable so you can talk your buddy into doing it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on February 03, 2012, 04:26:01 AM Влади Каста - Сочиняй Мечты (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9dxvL5tLyE)
Pretty good song, and I don't think you need to be able to understand Russian to enjoy it. Plus, the video is cool. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on February 03, 2012, 06:23:38 AM Because sometimes you need a Helping Hand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnciCzKLOK4) (lightly NSFW)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on February 07, 2012, 08:00:01 PM Probably also NSFW. (http://vimeo.com/35977288)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 08, 2012, 08:59:17 AM Probably also NSFW. (http://vimeo.com/35977288) Awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 09, 2012, 07:30:08 PM Wau (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLkou8NvJo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on February 10, 2012, 03:06:50 AM I wish the speaker in that video had taken out her retainer before making it. Or maybe she's got great big ol' braces in there.
There is something in her mouth. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on February 10, 2012, 08:52:50 AM It's just the way she talks. She has dozens of those videos. She is cute too, which helps with the general appeal. Especially for a mathematician.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on February 10, 2012, 12:32:43 PM I had to do a little research, but I've come to the conclusion that she's a solid 5.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 11, 2012, 12:20:12 AM It was just a good troll. I don't care if she looks or sounds like one.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on February 11, 2012, 05:34:34 AM So, has this video already been posted? It's making the rounds on the net.
Dad shoots daughter's laptop (video uploader is dad himself), along with parenting advice! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU ...OH AND DON'T CALL ME A WHORE EVER AGAIN!!!!1111 :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on February 11, 2012, 06:55:33 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZkAP-CQlhA
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on February 11, 2012, 08:51:02 PM So, has this video already been posted? It's making the rounds on the net. Dad shoots daughter's laptop (video uploader is dad himself), along with parenting advice! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU ...OH AND DON'T CALL ME A WHORE EVER AGAIN!!!!1111 :grin: Shooting a perfectly good laptop to "teach your kid a lesson"? What an idiot. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 13, 2012, 11:52:08 AM The only way that video could have been any better would have been for one of those rounds to ricochet off the laptop and embed itself in his junk. You don't shoot the damn thing, you just take it away. Problem solved, and you didn't just piss away hundreds of dollars on a laptop.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on February 13, 2012, 12:19:49 PM So that's what a nerd looks like in Texas ?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 13, 2012, 05:15:42 PM Oh no no no no no no (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6utE5APd4wA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on February 17, 2012, 07:34:30 PM Music of the 1990's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjDgqEkJ5Ak)
EDIT BONUS: Dope Zebra (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fljKx9nvrL4) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on February 19, 2012, 01:34:38 AM Baby Metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QbAXXXOJF8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on February 19, 2012, 02:29:02 AM what the christ was that :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: apocrypha on February 19, 2012, 04:48:08 AM Nighttime snowboarding with LED suit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIX3ntiTV-g)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on February 19, 2012, 03:45:36 PM Baby Metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QbAXXXOJF8) WHY YOU DO THAT? :uhrr: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on February 19, 2012, 04:12:31 PM Baby Metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QbAXXXOJF8) I'm so very, very confused. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on February 19, 2012, 06:31:37 PM Baby Metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QbAXXXOJF8) I'm so very, very confused. I .. uh... I need to be held. By something sharp and painful. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on February 20, 2012, 01:08:19 AM Geek gets the girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL65rnXiQHg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mbV4jMzMEo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYFsMD_g-Js Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on February 22, 2012, 01:16:53 PM This is pretty awesome to see. It's some new footage of the 1986 Challenger explosion.
Sorry for the fox news. :oh_i_see: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/02/22/amateur-video-reveals-86-challenger-disaster/?intcmp=features (http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/02/22/amateur-video-reveals-86-challenger-disaster/?intcmp=features) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 23, 2012, 04:38:55 AM This is pretty awesome to see. It's some new footage of the 1986 Challenger explosion. Sorry for the fox news. :oh_i_see: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/02/22/amateur-video-reveals-86-challenger-disaster/?intcmp=features (http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/02/22/amateur-video-reveals-86-challenger-disaster/?intcmp=features) The Fox News link is just an embed of New Scientist's video, so click here for the New Scientist original (http://www.newscientist.com/video/1443275978001-rare-amateur-video-of-challenger-disaster-discovered.html). I remember seeing that shuttle explode live on TV. It was breakfast time in Australia and I was watching the launch before school. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on February 23, 2012, 06:29:42 PM do these go here?
(http://i42.tinypic.com/1256dyd.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on February 25, 2012, 10:37:21 AM The image or video has been moved or deleted?
Yeah those go here. So does this: NSFW language and not safe for train outfit Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on February 25, 2012, 10:58:36 AM "My child is here, SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN." :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on February 26, 2012, 12:50:55 PM Real-life The incredible Machine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOMIBdM6N7Q Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 26, 2012, 04:27:06 PM Kids these days :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 26, 2012, 07:04:55 PM Man interviewed at scene of a sex shop fire, Kings Cross, Sydney. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kw9zN1F6Ac)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on February 27, 2012, 07:16:57 PM I can't stand Jimmy Kimmel most of the time. This was pretty damn funny, though.
Movie: The Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3NwB9PLxss) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on February 28, 2012, 02:53:27 PM Best. Rant. Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKIJusTSxHY) :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on February 29, 2012, 05:33:57 AM So, what's in her mouth? :grin: :drill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G8iECWpDAw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on February 29, 2012, 06:46:56 AM general anesthetic is a hell of a drug
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on February 29, 2012, 06:52:33 AM Somebody just had their wisdom teeth out. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 29, 2012, 08:39:03 AM What are they giving kids these days in terms of anesthetic? I don't remember being half this loopy when I had them taken out at 17.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on February 29, 2012, 08:50:29 AM What are they giving kids these days in terms of anesthetic? I don't remember being half this loopy when I had them taken out at 17. Yeah, unless it's fake, she's quite too stoned :P Last year, I had to remove my first wisdom tooth: it took slightly more than 1 hour because one of the root shapes was quite bizarre, so the surgeon had quite a hellish time trying to rip it out: on the top of that, the anesthetic dose they gave me (yeah, of course heavier than the one they usually give you for other dental operations) was slowly running out, and at one moment he was pulling so hard that it felt my whole mouth was going to be eradicated from my face anytime. But after that? Pretty ordinary post-operation routine; a little painful at times (especially at the corners of my mouth, who got quite stretched), but nothing traumatic. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on February 29, 2012, 08:56:13 AM What are they giving kids these days in terms of anesthetic? I don't remember being half this loopy when I had them taken out at 17. I used to use propofol or a combination of versed (a valium derivative) and fentanyl (an opiate derivative). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 02, 2012, 06:38:42 AM Christ, I'm glad I just needed local anaesthetics when I had mine pulled. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on March 02, 2012, 06:54:55 PM Make sure your speakers aren't up too loud... (http://vimeo.com/36820781)
EDIT: Worst. Insurance. Scam. Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf8H_qn19c0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 03, 2012, 01:17:06 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg2qx2pGeto
Norwegian troll hunters. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on March 03, 2012, 10:22:36 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg2qx2pGeto Norwegian troll hunters. :awesome_for_real: Totally worth watching the whole movie (Troll Hunter) for anyone who hasn't. I loved it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on March 03, 2012, 08:28:36 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg2qx2pGeto Norwegian troll hunters. :awesome_for_real: Totally worth watching the whole movie (Troll Hunter) for anyone who hasn't. I loved it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Threash on March 06, 2012, 07:58:19 PM Lego videogame montage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RXL3Ys5e3Z0#!)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on March 07, 2012, 04:15:20 AM This is impressive. Las Vegas from the Landsat satellite, from 1973 to 2010. So much about "the strip" :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFzdyxwx50M Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on March 07, 2012, 04:47:18 AM In the spirit of Lego, here is the last space shuttle transcending into the vast emptiness that is space:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bluQ4eOeBwo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: JWIV on March 07, 2012, 03:21:26 PM I want to give this man all my money (except I use a safety razor already)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 08, 2012, 12:48:36 PM Zelda medley :awesome_for_real:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17-QW-mstu8 Also, skyrim medley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAnQQcIncq0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on March 12, 2012, 10:49:18 AM You can sing along. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seQDXPDa0J0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Valmorian on March 12, 2012, 12:03:15 PM You can sing along. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seQDXPDa0J0) Someone watched a lot of Monty Python.. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on March 12, 2012, 12:13:06 PM Zelda medley :awesome_for_real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17-QW-mstu8 I'm not familiar with Zelda, which games are these from? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 14, 2012, 05:19:34 AM Vader on a unicycle playing bagpipes. :drill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on March 14, 2012, 10:49:55 AM Dollarshaveclub.com (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI&feature=youtu.be)
Our blades are fucking great. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on March 14, 2012, 11:30:22 AM Dollarshaveclub.com (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI&feature=youtu.be) Our blades are fucking great. :awesome_for_real: And only a few posts up! I want to give this man all my money (except I use a safety razor already) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on March 14, 2012, 11:39:03 AM Surely you don't expect me to read that far up, do you?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 14, 2012, 12:36:23 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8
I give negative fucks. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 15, 2012, 08:45:37 AM ... the fuck? :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on March 19, 2014, 07:30:39 PM Snoop should just start doing a comedy tour... www.youtube.com/watch?v=73V2g1tYVqk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73V2g1tYVqk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on March 20, 2014, 07:48:58 AM Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 20, 2014, 10:26:47 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8uKw-PonCmM
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on March 20, 2014, 05:30:18 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8uKw-PonCmM :rock_hard:A version I can actually listen too without the urge to stick sharp objects in my ears. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on March 21, 2014, 09:24:27 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8uKw-PonCmM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Ncuu8MfBk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 21, 2014, 06:50:02 PM I am almost sure this is a bloodworth, but a man with absoloutely no shame (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYjgHC_Ycw) is surprisingly entertaining to watch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 22, 2014, 07:41:05 AM This is apparently the age of "Put a GoPro on EVERYTHING" but that's okay because it gave us one on a corgi doing some hiking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MXU4d2w5VI).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on March 22, 2014, 11:44:22 AM Science! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4OV2UofPFg
(Okay, technically engineering). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on March 23, 2014, 10:26:58 AM visual dubstep movie reference overload
http://bcove.me/obnuev69 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on March 23, 2014, 07:57:13 PM Laputa - Castle in the Sky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gJ_sKnPl50)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on March 23, 2014, 08:03:51 PM visual dubstep movie reference overload http://bcove.me/obnuev69 I can't believe someone watched some of those bad movies enough to be like 'dude that scene would totally work right here!'. But there were others I was like hmmm I wish I knew which movie that was .. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on March 25, 2012, 02:57:14 PM Oh, the pain of watching this one (http://youtu.be/Qhm7-LEBznk).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on March 25, 2012, 04:54:44 PM I'm sorry.
Valentina Monetta - Facebook uh oh oh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kQBEzzFRBs) BTW she has had to replace the word "Facebook" with "oh oh" due to a rule against brand names. So now the chorus is "oh oh uh oh oh" but the rhymes about privacy settings remain. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on March 26, 2012, 07:41:06 AM Compilation: Walking into glass doors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqBJk_88yaU&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 29, 2012, 06:56:55 AM Ok, this is awesome.
How to Bake Cakes in a Jar - CHOW Tip (http://youtu.be/GW-fYAUrYa4) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: EWSpider on March 29, 2012, 10:53:07 AM A compilation of awesome set to a dubstep remix of Ellie Goulding's Lights. On more than one occasion I blurted out OMFG! so consider yourself warned.
Flying squirrel suit wins the compilation! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_abkDLAF5Q&feature=youtu.be Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on March 29, 2012, 09:37:05 PM Last night's south park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZO2vFXrlGE) was.. kind of dark.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on March 29, 2012, 11:37:51 PM Ok, this is awesome. How to Bake Cakes in a Jar - CHOW Tip (http://youtu.be/GW-fYAUrYa4) Rather just eat fresh fruit... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on March 30, 2012, 07:57:24 AM Last night's south park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZO2vFXrlGE) was.. kind of dark. I actually liked it a lot. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 30, 2012, 08:08:01 AM Last night's south park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZO2vFXrlGE) was.. kind of dark. Last nights? But yeah it was dark, but shined quite a light on some things. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 30, 2012, 08:11:22 AM Goddamn, Parker and Stone must fucking HATE QVC.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on March 30, 2012, 10:18:47 AM Goddamn, Parker and Stone must fucking HATE QVC. My guess is they shilled their respective grandmothers out of serious cash. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on March 30, 2012, 10:59:47 AM How the border between Pakistan and India is closed every day (http://www.wimp.com/indiapakistan).
Not quite Monty Python, but close. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 30, 2012, 11:31:16 AM Goddamn, Parker and Stone must fucking HATE QVC. Not QVC ( Thought you can say the same I'm sure ) but the Jewelry versions that have recently popped up. Its a direct rip on them specifically. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ragnoros on April 02, 2012, 11:14:45 AM How the border between Pakistan and India is closed every day (http://www.wimp.com/indiapakistan). Not quite Monty Python, but close. Spectacular. Simply spectacular. But now I have to know. What does the opening ceremony look like? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on April 05, 2012, 08:55:17 PM Are you alive? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyZQf0p73QM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyZQf0p73QM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 06, 2012, 09:09:35 AM Are you alive? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyZQf0p73QM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyZQf0p73QM) Sachs rocks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on April 11, 2012, 01:40:16 PM Apparently there's a "naked maid" service in Lubbock. And no, this doesn't need to be in T and A NSFW, I don't think (It's on CNN and isn't very appealing).
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/bestoftv/2012/04/11/tx-naked-maid-service.kcbd (http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/bestoftv/2012/04/11/tx-naked-maid-service.kcbd) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on April 12, 2012, 08:36:04 AM Perhaps the most dramatic commercial for a new TV station ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw&feature=share Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on April 13, 2012, 07:59:09 PM Are you alive? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyZQf0p73QM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyZQf0p73QM) Sachs rocks. Great. Now I am all misty-eyed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on April 13, 2012, 08:45:01 PM Warning: Spoilers (http://vimeo.com/37120554)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 14, 2012, 10:26:39 AM According to one guy's opinion The Top 20 Most Epic Game Trailers of all Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaRhFHVZh-M&feature=endscreen).
Watching something like this makes me wish I had a gaming console, because the trailers are so awesome looking. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 15, 2012, 12:10:52 PM This counts as a video, right?
http://procatinator.com/?cat=87 ( http://procatinator.com/ for more at random) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on April 16, 2012, 10:35:25 AM How the border between Pakistan and India is closed every day (http://www.wimp.com/indiapakistan). Not quite Monty Python, but close. Awesome, I loved the little handshake too, made everything very human. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on April 16, 2012, 01:34:12 PM Man tries out for Broncos cheerleading squad (http://www.king5.com/sports/Man-tries-out-for-Denver-Broncos-cheerleaders-147585965.html).
It's worth watching the accompanying video- I couldn't be bothered with figuring out how to link it directly. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Minvaren on April 17, 2012, 09:18:02 PM Stumbled on this one:
Still Alive - Acoustic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAI6Q_GyFSU). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on April 19, 2012, 02:42:43 PM Destroying stuff at 2500 frames per second
Dumt & Farligt - Phantom Flex Highlights - 1080p (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUZ-e2SkeMI&feature=player_embedded#!) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on April 19, 2012, 07:44:42 PM Destroying stuff at 2500 frames per second Dumt & Farligt - Phantom Flex Highlights - 1080p (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUZ-e2SkeMI&feature=player_embedded#!) Seeing the bullet bounce back and hit the coke can a second time was pretty cool. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 20, 2012, 05:58:52 AM I missed seeing the bullet bounce back, but the flour+candle was awesome!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 20, 2012, 07:27:17 AM http://www.wimp.com/doorstopcat/
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on April 20, 2012, 07:43:50 AM Cute and clever cat
http://www.wimp.com/lethalwetness/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 20, 2012, 02:20:54 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mODqQvlrgIQ
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on April 20, 2012, 08:14:25 PM Perpetual Ocean (2005-2007) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xusdWPuWAoU&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nightblade on April 20, 2012, 09:18:10 PM Apparently there's a "naked maid" service in Lubbock. And no, this doesn't need to be in T and A NSFW, I don't think (It's on CNN and isn't very appealing). http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/bestoftv/2012/04/11/tx-naked-maid-service.kcbd (http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/bestoftv/2012/04/11/tx-naked-maid-service.kcbd) ...Is that a Terra Branford tattoo? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on April 21, 2012, 02:49:27 PM Jim continues to be amazing, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdjwS4Hvtgw) even if he is a bit of a self-promotion fiend.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on April 25, 2012, 10:38:56 AM Girl walking along talking on cellphone falls through hole in the sidewalk (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/9222594/Girl-rescued-after-falling-through-pavement.html). This is kindof creepy.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on April 25, 2012, 01:01:13 PM I love this frog. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRgktzRvZ0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on April 27, 2012, 02:58:55 AM Timelapses from space:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWz5ltE_I4c Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on April 28, 2012, 03:44:56 PM Heavy funk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjBqZfXgvXg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on May 01, 2012, 02:05:23 PM Grandmas watch the Kim Kardashian Sex tape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5mYbLFD_BwE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on May 01, 2012, 02:21:41 PM Grandmas watch the Kim Kardashian Sex tape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5mYbLFD_BwE) Mind: Blown. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on May 01, 2012, 09:43:15 PM Grandmas watch the Kim Kardashian Sex tape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5mYbLFD_BwE) Awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on May 02, 2012, 05:46:12 AM Interesting clock (http://msurma.net/zegarek/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 03, 2012, 02:27:37 PM And now, for something completely different (http://youtu.be/i4KTay_SMfQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on May 27, 2012, 01:42:07 AM For some reason I have been watching a bunch of drummer videos. Here is Buddy Rich (dude was 65 when he performed this):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9esWG6A6g-k Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 27, 2012, 01:49:39 AM Church rave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFg60vyjblQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on May 28, 2012, 08:48:55 AM It's me on the highway. Minus the crashing. Mostly.
Rage Quit - The Impossible Game Level Pack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGlVtNXLMmA) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: JWIV on June 01, 2012, 04:45:53 AM Russians are insane. :ye_gods:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vmwmpZsaiEI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on June 01, 2012, 12:57:49 PM Game of Thrones opening with lyrics. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KABvPbq-U) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on June 04, 2012, 12:08:27 PM Dude turns a dead cat into a radio controlled helicopter. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTZF8cF-fyo)
The music at 2:00 is priceless. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on June 07, 2012, 01:13:48 PM Mister Rogers, auto-tuned by PBS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OFzXaFbxDcM)
:drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 09, 2012, 07:25:39 AM Mister Rogers, auto-tuned by PBS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OFzXaFbxDcM) :drill: Rather cool tribute, encapsulates him rather well. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 14, 2012, 03:42:13 AM Kitty!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvbbmNF7jMw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on June 14, 2012, 07:48:00 AM Kitty! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvbbmNF7jMw A BW I think, but it is an epic cat. It's a little quiet, so make sure you turn it up. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on June 21, 2012, 01:54:57 PM So, I had this minor role in a rap music video just released yesterday. My friend's 22 yr old son was directing the video. I can see the acting jobs rolling in after this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K5IKK53Ddc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on June 21, 2012, 02:10:45 PM Hobo drinking on the floor halfway through? :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on June 21, 2012, 10:09:39 PM Thin Wall Challenge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRlAauHjLaA&feature=player_embedded) - apparently this is a series, lol.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on June 22, 2012, 03:44:29 AM Party Rock Cantina Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84WpcmJ28Yg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on June 23, 2012, 09:10:58 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa4sySGu0js
I can name about...ten? of the characters. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on June 26, 2012, 08:14:32 AM So, I had this minor role in a rap music video just released yesterday. My friend's 22 yr old son was directing the video. I can see the acting jobs rolling in after this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K5IKK53Ddc I can dig it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Quinton on June 27, 2012, 10:06:12 PM The Project Glass folks have raised the bar on over-the-top demos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7TB8b2t3QE And some behind the scenes stuff from test runs beforehand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh-liQDE3cM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on June 27, 2012, 11:41:32 PM You know. I've recently discovered turning on the closed captioning dealy with YouTube videos makes them HILARIOUS.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on June 28, 2012, 05:07:02 PM Dora the Explorer, The Movie (http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6789072/dora-the-explorer-movie-trailer-with-ariel-winter)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 29, 2012, 04:31:27 AM 18 Costume changes + 1 music video = world record. The song doesn't suck, either.
Funny how very iconic the look of some artists is, so you recognize the characters even on this guy. Etyan and the Embassy - Everything Changes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iMwyun2KUI8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on June 29, 2012, 06:14:45 AM Dora the Explorer, The Movie (http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6789072/dora-the-explorer-movie-trailer-with-ariel-winter) Laughed harder than I should have, then cried because I got the references. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on June 29, 2012, 07:12:00 PM zomg so awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3vWpgQ4v_A&feature=colike)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on July 02, 2012, 02:26:56 PM Thousand Hand Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vs-H7xLnrs).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 03, 2012, 12:08:23 AM Two insane things from Australia this week:
Panel member passes out on live TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5FRgrT5m98) Politician's interview stunt fail - watch from about 1:15 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZboCxbTzHk) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on July 03, 2012, 01:38:15 AM One insane thing from russia this week:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elxuGbkvETQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on July 05, 2012, 08:41:26 AM What was supposed to be a twenty minute fireworks display accidently all fired off at once. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JuJHfkXEI-o#!)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on July 05, 2012, 08:56:18 AM I'm... I'm just gonna leave this here, k? k.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZLfXFfSOcw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 05, 2012, 09:30:00 AM WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?????
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 05, 2012, 07:02:38 PM 12-year-old leaves videotape of questions for his 32-year-old self.
20 years later, his 32-year-old self answers them. (http://www.news.com.au/technology/back-to-the-future-this-man-interviews-his-12-year-old-self/story-e6frfro0-1226418770516) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 06, 2012, 08:11:19 AM That was fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 09, 2012, 12:12:45 PM More Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPWs6ioNZoI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 09, 2012, 02:02:50 PM CHARIOTS CHARIOTS!
I love Cave Johnson. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 09, 2012, 04:53:14 PM goddamn....chariots!
That audio is a wealth of one-liners. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on July 09, 2012, 08:47:32 PM I didn't know there was dlc for portal, is this already out?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on July 10, 2012, 03:34:17 PM Cookie Monster + Pop Music = Win (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qTIGg3I5y8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on July 11, 2012, 01:20:14 PM Neat video about what they hope happens in a few weeks so that the next Mars rover lands safely. (http://screen.yahoo.com/the-challenges-of-getting-to-mars-curiosity-s-seven-minutes-of-terror-29948567.html)
I can't imagine all of those different systems actually working flawlessly one after another. I wonder if vegas has odds on something like that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 11, 2012, 07:52:01 PM Every time I see something about it I think it's a foolish eggs-in-one-basket risk.
If they can pull it off, awesome. If they fail it's a huge waste. Doing it smaller scale as proof of concept w/o the rover would have been more prudent, imo. Send the rover up in one of the previous successful ways instead. Then, if the experiment worked, do the next rover that way. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on July 11, 2012, 10:41:53 PM Mc Chris - Tasty Face. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC9_PK7bBO4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on July 13, 2012, 10:03:51 AM You know those friends you had in high school you haven't seen since graduation and when you finally catch up they're fucking nuts? Here's one of mine.
What the fuck?. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX_nxdKQ9wI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 13, 2012, 11:52:20 AM She's either a shyster or just woowoo. Not exactly on the WTF scale of things.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on July 13, 2012, 12:04:22 PM It's probably more WTF cause it's closer to home.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on July 15, 2012, 09:09:29 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca3Y8Ws3plI&feature=player_embedded
Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn I'm not a huge halo fan but this looks pretty awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MuffinMan on July 15, 2012, 06:52:04 PM Duke Nukem reading 50 Shades of Grey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oUa-3W0BFI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 16, 2012, 10:59:32 AM Unofficial Punisher short w/ Thomas Jane. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bWpK0wsnitc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on July 16, 2012, 11:14:40 AM Why Nebu has lost faith in humanity. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2fHQ9eULzk&feature=g-vrec)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 16, 2012, 11:21:09 AM That's clearly a flyover state school. Not that intercity would do better.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on July 16, 2012, 12:09:28 PM That's clearly a flyover state school. Not that intercity would do better. I teach college. From my experience that might as well be every high school in the US. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on July 16, 2012, 01:31:25 PM It helps that it's easy to cherry-pick the ones who look dumb.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on July 16, 2012, 02:32:52 PM No glasses, duh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on July 17, 2012, 09:53:37 AM You guys act like you were never in high school. Don't you remember that appearing smart was a reputation killer in HS? Not to say that ignorance isn't a big issue in US education.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 17, 2012, 10:26:33 AM Not at my high school.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on July 17, 2012, 10:57:32 AM I'm sure it was cherry picked but the answers to those questions coudn't possibly mark you as smart. I was more worried that half of them seemed proud of their ignorance.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on July 18, 2012, 02:41:28 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7KvxOuC7Bhc
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on July 18, 2012, 05:47:33 AM That was depressing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on July 20, 2012, 03:26:59 AM This is the kind of athletics warm-up I like :drill: (in doubt, NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0 EDIT: Oh well, Murdoc already posted it on the T&A thread..."BETRAYAL!!" :P Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on July 22, 2012, 07:48:13 AM Why Nebu has lost faith in humanity. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2fHQ9eULzk&feature=g-vrec) To be fair, most people wouldn't know the capital of Washington state - there's normally no real reason to know. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on July 22, 2012, 05:11:04 PM Why Nebu has lost faith in humanity. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2fHQ9eULzk&feature=g-vrec) To be fair, most people wouldn't know the capital of Washington state - there's normally no real reason to know. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on July 23, 2012, 10:13:29 PM This is the kind of athletics warm-up I like :drill: (in doubt, NSFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0 EDIT: Oh well, Murdoc already posted it on the T&A thread..."BETRAYAL!!" :P I have been doing it wrong my entilre life. The fact that she wins is the cherry on top. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 25, 2012, 04:06:50 PM I didn't know there was dlc for portal, is this already out? It's from levels made in the map editor.ObVid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkZbAJHeu9w Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on July 26, 2012, 06:48:56 AM Celebrities Read Mean Tweets from Jimmy Kimmel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcmz74AaXHs&feature=player_embedded#!)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on August 02, 2012, 04:37:11 AM How to cut a watermelon in half with nothing but rubber bands (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PK8dsAeMmPk).
--Dave Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Minvaren on August 03, 2012, 08:09:36 PM Beer... in... spaaaaaaaace.... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzF6scSZo40)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: satael on August 04, 2012, 06:54:10 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9L2TUDiH8w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9L2TUDiH8w)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 04, 2012, 07:43:40 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9L2TUDiH8w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9L2TUDiH8w) Really? :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 06, 2012, 12:33:08 PM What the fuck?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 08, 2012, 07:14:03 AM Well, that's my daily morning dose of "Detached from reality".
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on August 08, 2012, 04:11:32 PM I think the highly exaggerated nature of that video was intentional to make a point.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 10, 2012, 01:49:19 PM Wut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrnq4SZ0luc&feature=share)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 10, 2012, 02:08:37 PM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on August 10, 2012, 04:05:12 PM All I ever wanted was to see Patrick Stewart do a cockney accent...
http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/2d26100ce3 (http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/2d26100ce3) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on August 10, 2012, 04:19:45 PM All I ever wanted was to see Patrick Stewart do a cockney accent... http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/2d26100ce3 (http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/2d26100ce3) That made my day. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on August 10, 2012, 04:22:46 PM That was outstanding. Also a great cameo by Pegg!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 10, 2012, 06:05:42 PM I'll just leave this here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o&feature=g-all-u :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on August 10, 2012, 08:39:38 PM HAHA that dude's videos are really funny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on August 10, 2012, 09:14:57 PM I wanna know how he found the few cute girls on chatroulette.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on August 10, 2012, 09:30:15 PM You know, until now I've never actually heard that song... I thought the guy was Sam Deathwalker. I was disappoint.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 11, 2012, 02:30:26 PM I wanna know how he found the few cute girls on chatroulette. Probably by wading through a thousand dicks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on August 13, 2012, 03:15:56 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPcapo5ZB_o
Clips from 295 movies used to recreate Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 13, 2012, 04:16:53 PM First 'cutscene' from Baldur's Gate 2 done in SFM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4-EvajABAY
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on August 13, 2012, 09:37:50 PM I'll just leave this here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o&feature=g-all-u :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 14, 2012, 09:48:52 AM There are a disturbing number of shirtless men on Chatroulette.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 14, 2012, 11:15:42 AM Psy-Gangnam Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on August 14, 2012, 11:29:28 AM Psy-Gangnam Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0) THAT WAS AWWWWEEEESOME! I just posted it on my cousins fb page. She will freak! It's SO her. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on August 14, 2012, 10:20:37 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byUFg7pyBP4
'Live' performance of the same. Wow, that crowd. :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 15, 2012, 02:08:13 AM Seriously. there are a couple more fan vids from that show and there are people everywhere.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: cmlancas on August 15, 2012, 05:04:13 AM Psy-Gangnam Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0) THAT WAS AWWWWEEEESOME! I just posted it on my cousins fb page. She will freak! It's SO her. Oh Korea. I love you so much. Also, I love the girl on his left who is completely not into having random shit fly in her face while the other teo don't care. Guess we know where the line is for her. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on August 19, 2012, 01:12:27 AM Came to post Gangnam Style. Left disappointed.
Anyways, new Baby Metal! (http://youtu.be/0GErGfHjHQ0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 19, 2012, 08:40:33 AM That seems to be actually quality metal.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 19, 2012, 02:13:32 PM Maxxximum the hormone does japanese metal 100x better.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evil Elvis on August 22, 2012, 07:14:11 PM Cats, now available in dubstep:
http://vimeo.com/couchmode/user3263313/videos/sort:date/36820781 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on August 22, 2012, 08:49:05 PM Probably the 3rd repost of that, but still good. I love the mustache.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 24, 2012, 02:10:17 PM And once again my love of Star Wars gets kicked in the junk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yRNXFhboBI&feature=share) by George Lucas.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on August 24, 2012, 07:17:08 PM And once again my love of Star Wars gets kicked in the junk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yRNXFhboBI&feature=share) by George Lucas. Tell me again why I can't get the Star Wars Christmas Special on DVD?--Dave Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MuffinMan on August 26, 2012, 08:47:19 AM New Flight of the Conchords song, Feel Inside (And Stuff Like That). (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QsmuMGkIlA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on August 28, 2012, 12:23:31 PM New Flight of the Conchords song, Feel Inside (And Stuff Like That). (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QsmuMGkIlA) Love the Conchords... should I know any of those other people? I've never seen any of them before. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mosesandstick on August 28, 2012, 12:25:47 PM They're probably all Kiwi celebrities.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 29, 2012, 07:19:18 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=FMghvnqDhT8
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Threash on August 29, 2012, 11:33:17 AM Watch till very end for payoff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBYVQThkEDg&feature=player_embedded)
Edit by Trippy: bbcode fail Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 29, 2012, 12:28:27 PM What kind of fucking idiot agrees to go on that show? :ye_gods: :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 30, 2012, 08:16:11 AM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on August 31, 2012, 10:38:37 AM I put it here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Pc-bmLxcY&feature=share) because I reckon you lot are more interested in the video than in the sort of music I used to listen to back in the olden days. Plus I keep getting a muscle cramp in my leg.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 31, 2012, 11:26:58 AM :heart: the Cramps
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on August 31, 2012, 01:05:48 PM You crazy old bastard, you. Join the Sisters of Mercy fb page if you dare. They're very prolific with other band's videos of that ilk and era. They keep posting music that forces me to remember I haven't had a birthday in 20 years or so.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 31, 2012, 01:11:31 PM Gangnam Style...done by a mascot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDpgzn7KuzE
E: So does PSY + duck = :psyduck: ? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 31, 2012, 01:38:29 PM Poor Tree :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 31, 2012, 02:03:03 PM The elevator got me. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 31, 2012, 02:13:21 PM I liked the video and all... but really. They had to bleep out the word sex when the song goes "Hey sexy lady?"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on September 01, 2012, 11:14:47 AM The Psyning (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPP5Bvtr2Dg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on September 01, 2012, 04:31:57 PM I liked the video and all... but really. They had to bleep out the word sex when the song goes "Hey sexy lady?" Yep. While the video was pretty cool, bleeping out sexy lost it all the cool points. So say we all. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on September 03, 2012, 08:54:11 AM Happy Labor Day! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI9KBLb_8ro&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Minvaren on September 05, 2012, 09:49:05 PM If I read this right, this is the second (possibly third) ever Pike's Peak ascent in under 10 minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTiTPAusog4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTiTPAusog4) Must be a beast on the street. :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Minvaren on September 05, 2012, 09:58:31 PM Psy-Gangnam Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0) Holy shit, Falco reincarnated in Korea? :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on September 06, 2012, 06:22:41 AM Wish I had thought of this! (http://youtu.be/unXsVPlgxNU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 06, 2012, 10:44:47 PM RUN, HIDE, FIGHT - US$200,000 Homeland Security funded "surviving an active shooter" instructional video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcSwejU2D0)
Reminds me of the public safety videos in the Fallout games. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 07, 2012, 12:37:13 AM 2 hamsters 1 wheel (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuMdLm0ccU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on September 07, 2012, 01:33:48 AM 2 hamsters 1 wheel (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuMdLm0ccU) I LOVE this. I was laughing SO hard. Now I want two hamsters and that wheel. I could watch them all day. The next flat is going to be crowded what with two hamsters, some smiley pigs, my cats, a midget deer and three tiny white dogs and a mini trampoline! Oh, and I've adopted three pigeons named Hank that live in a flower pot on the Juliet balcony and sleep in their own filth. But I still love them! Of course, I have a flatmate, too. This will be awkward. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 07, 2012, 12:29:47 PM Something for the WoTanks players: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_aDMqFrUV8
Yes, that is someone starting up and driving around in an ISU-152 that's sat rusting in a field for decades. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on September 10, 2012, 07:16:46 AM R-Kelly wants deaf people to stop masturbating (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAwNp5i-TuI&feature=youtu.be) :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 10, 2012, 08:51:26 AM R-Kelly wants deaf people to stop masturbating (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAwNp5i-TuI&feature=youtu.be) :why_so_serious: Fuck. I have not laughed that hard at work in a long time. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on September 10, 2012, 09:46:57 AM You crazy old bastard, you. Join the Sisters of Mercy fb page if you dare. They're very prolific with other band's videos of that ilk and era. They keep posting music that forces me to remember I haven't had a birthday in 20 years or so. I do not facebook. Though I will probably be forced to soon because I've hit the level of asking my fiancee to post stuff that makes me feel like I'm in jr high asking her to pass a note in the locker room or something. My favorite one is that my only means of communication with one guy is through her and his wife on facebook.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on September 12, 2012, 07:14:58 PM Castle Rock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5QoFmYaQaQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Segoris on September 15, 2012, 04:36:34 PM Rainn Wilson - Your Facebook is False (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpsn_GljRo4)
(this is part of http://www.collegehumor.com/malarious ) And live action Dora the Explorer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U&feature=relmfu) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NiX on September 16, 2012, 02:54:07 AM If I read this right, this is the second (possibly third) ever Pike's Peak ascent in under 10 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTiTPAusog4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTiTPAusog4) Must be a beast on the street. :ye_gods: Hairpins and no guardrails on a mountain side. Scary shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rk47 on September 20, 2012, 08:04:27 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRgiLRbawEU&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MuffinMan on September 23, 2012, 07:17:29 PM Hard to search for this so I don't know if it's been posted but here's Louis CK, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais pretty much shooting the shit about stand-up comedy for close to an hour. Funny and interesting.
Talking Funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVBFwY4na7E) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on September 24, 2012, 04:56:34 AM I like him better now, I think. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XJoKTf8ZoOE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Xanthippe on September 24, 2012, 08:30:47 AM I like him better now, I think. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XJoKTf8ZoOE) The Who did that, but nobody got sent to treatment for it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on September 24, 2012, 09:20:52 AM They might have and just not said so. Today I'm not sure whether it's a badge of honour or just a run of the mill celebrity thing to do. I might kind of like theangry rock and roll fuck you call out, but the rehap thing is really getting old. Shit. This guy is 40 and he looks 22... you'd think that alone would make him thrilled to bits! It would do me fine.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on September 24, 2012, 10:06:35 AM One almost feels like we need a thread for all the memes this new pop fad has spawned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FSvVwylGtes#! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on September 24, 2012, 10:17:30 AM I laughed nearly to death at the end of that! Really... death!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 24, 2012, 11:16:40 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvHcBq7UaY0
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on September 24, 2012, 11:26:49 AM Alternate Ending to Se7en (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaYhkl4eofU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on September 24, 2012, 11:59:51 AM I like him better now, I think. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XJoKTf8ZoOE) POP star who's time has passed had a break down because he can't shave some time off his set for other act. When you are a pop star, you have to play by pop rules. U$her wins out. Never cared for him (them) before, care even less now. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 24, 2012, 12:04:31 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvHcBq7UaY0 I don't even... what... please tell me that's a fucking joke? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on September 24, 2012, 12:06:12 PM Its not, and it will make millions!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on September 24, 2012, 12:09:57 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvHcBq7UaY0 Everyone gets one for xmas this year, except my sister. She gets two. Oh, and I don't like that band even a little, Mr. B, but I DO like it when they cry. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 24, 2012, 12:12:08 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvHcBq7UaY0 I don't even... what... please tell me that's a fucking joke?http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/09/24/brain-activated-tail-lets-you-wag-and-tag/ neurowear's necomimi (http://en.necomimi.com/) cat ears is a real product, though, so the Shippo cat tail is likely to become one too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w06zvM2x_lw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on September 24, 2012, 01:29:57 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvHcBq7UaY0 I don't even... what... please tell me that's a fucking joke?http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/09/24/brain-activated-tail-lets-you-wag-and-tag/ neurowear's necomimi (http://en.necomimi.com/) cat ears is a real product, though, so the Shippo cat tail is likely to become one too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w06zvM2x_lw I think the idea of an anonymous mood based location map would be interesting. As for the tails? :pedobear: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on September 24, 2012, 01:30:13 PM Alternate Ending to Se7en (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaYhkl4eofU) That was worth the wait. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 24, 2012, 06:12:19 PM That awkward moment when Flavor Flav mistakes Miley Cyrus for Gwen Stefani (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzMsGMFPWr4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 25, 2012, 11:18:13 AM One almost feels like we need a thread for all the memes this new pop fad has spawned. You may be right.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FSvVwylGtes#! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71bRykr8ULU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 25, 2012, 11:25:03 AM That awkward moment when Flavor Flav mistakes Miley Cyrus for Gwen Stefani (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzMsGMFPWr4) Whoever fucked her hair up needs to be slapped. Hard. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 25, 2012, 10:19:10 PM Sweet goal by a one-legged soccer player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2FzJVAHtSI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 25, 2012, 11:01:47 PM [removed]
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on September 25, 2012, 11:11:53 PM Why would you post that in here? Gah.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 26, 2012, 12:05:50 AM Okay, I've removed it (missing person Jill Meagher CCTV video). Basically it just got released and I've been watching it over and over trying to figure out any clues. Which I guess doesn't make it useless, but futile.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 27, 2012, 01:40:01 PM Lego Great Ball Contraption: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUtS52lqL5w
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Strazos on September 27, 2012, 01:59:13 PM These are not the Legos I remember...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on September 27, 2012, 06:37:02 PM Beware of this scam! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWoQWoRjfGs&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on September 29, 2012, 08:53:19 AM One Happy Dog! (http://www.dogwork.com/ohd8/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 29, 2012, 04:58:55 PM I'm pretty sure mayonnaise doesn't really work as an engine lubricant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qi1vb4RF1o
(Alternate title: Why "Just keep topping it up with Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on September 30, 2012, 01:38:53 AM I'm pretty sure mayonnaise doesn't really work as an engine lubricant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qi1vb4RF1o What the fuck happened to that engine ?(Alternate title: Why "Just keep topping it up with Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on September 30, 2012, 04:13:21 AM If you need to keep topping a car up with coolant that means it's getting out somewhere. If you can't see it leaking onto the floor, that means it's leaking into the engine. That gunk is an emulsion of engine oil and coolant, probably due to a head gasket failure.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on October 01, 2012, 07:24:54 AM Lego Great Ball Contraption: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUtS52lqL5w :uhrr: :ye_gods: That's so wonderfully precise and pointless. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on October 01, 2012, 08:18:04 AM That video goes really good with kush and Eat Static. I mean, that's what I've heard, anyway. :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on October 01, 2012, 12:21:05 PM If you need to keep topping a car up with coolant that means it's getting out somewhere. If you can't see it leaking onto the floor, that means it's leaking into the engine. That gunk is an emulsion of engine oil and coolant, probably due to a head gasket failure. I thought that most cars were equipped with a high pressure boil off if the pressure in the radiator gets too high, some will be released. That woudl create a need to keep refilling and may just be due to a sticky thermostat or weak water pump (or misc other issues). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 01, 2012, 02:36:18 PM Lego Great Ball Contraption: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUtS52lqL5w It's like a preview of some dystopian future. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on October 01, 2012, 08:15:04 PM You orange flavored motherfucker. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pzlBBmoSwo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on October 01, 2012, 08:43:15 PM Lego Great Ball Contraption: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUtS52lqL5w :uhrr: :ye_gods: That's so wonderfully precise and pointless. I don't really get it. It's just an inefficient machine made out of more expensive parts for the sake if it? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on October 02, 2012, 12:59:36 AM Sounds like you get it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on October 02, 2012, 03:55:28 PM Calling someone with access to a TV program "fat" isn't bright (http://www.upworthy.com/bully-calls-news-anchor-fat-news-anchor-destroys-him-on-live-tv).
I rather liked her response. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: JWIV on October 02, 2012, 04:49:51 PM I believe I could convince my wife to let me pledge to this one -
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/70f7ef3d34/bar-refaeli-s-sex-tape-kickstarter?rel=player Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on October 02, 2012, 09:08:43 PM Why is the sky dark at night? (http://www.wimp.com/darksky/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on October 02, 2012, 10:41:54 PM I believe I could convince my wife to let me pledge to this one - The numbers don't add up on the site :oh_i_see: :awesome_for_real:http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/70f7ef3d34/bar-refaeli-s-sex-tape-kickstarter?rel=player Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on October 03, 2012, 01:13:30 AM I love wimp.com. :heart:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 04, 2012, 09:15:36 PM News fail compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJpf6tidn0). Some you've seen before, but all worthwhile.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on October 07, 2012, 01:30:56 AM GWAR covers Kansas in a tiny room at AVClub (http://www.avclub.com/articles/gwar-covers-kansas,70708/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on October 12, 2012, 09:35:21 AM Proof (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRtQptl-ybo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 12, 2012, 09:48:37 AM Welcome to 2005?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on October 12, 2012, 10:53:26 AM Yeah, yeah, but it made me jump. Everything does.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on October 14, 2012, 12:37:54 PM This one is scary. Trust me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtSXywkkqbE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 21, 2012, 11:08:46 AM I'll agree; Mostly because it's made in China.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on October 21, 2012, 12:37:57 PM I thought about that, too.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on October 25, 2012, 04:42:27 AM Happy PSYchoween! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6t7oowAsGs&feature=share)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 25, 2012, 05:09:44 AM All PSY all the time.
Here's 10 hours of the "elevator dance" for you, stolen from the Ask Me Anything thread he did yesterday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoiKyXFqYBg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lac on October 29, 2012, 05:49:32 AM London Heathrow Approach Time-lapse Turns Jumbo Jets into Floating Toys (http://youtu.be/fgHjVvqLXV8).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on October 29, 2012, 06:52:29 AM That was pretty cool, Iac! I still hate Heathrow, though, even when I don't fall off the steps.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 30, 2012, 03:51:27 AM Art.
Every Nuclear Explosion 1945-1998 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLCF7vPanrY) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on October 30, 2012, 08:25:12 AM Wow thats a lot more than I thought.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 30, 2012, 02:53:43 PM America sure has blown the shit out of Nevada.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on October 30, 2012, 07:25:38 PM They have lots of space to blow shit up there. All you have to do is stay away from Reno and Las Vegas.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on November 05, 2012, 07:14:32 PM All PSY all the time. http://youtu.be/myRRxWBSrY8Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 11, 2012, 02:10:23 PM Translates as "My Gaze Is Fatal As A Drone Attack" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVgkAYDfdtQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on November 12, 2012, 05:44:58 PM Why MTV does not show videos.
http://youtu.be/9ysyZF-DZFY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 13, 2012, 03:38:57 PM Balloon Bag End (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gz3ccuRNAM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 16, 2012, 06:55:30 AM So after killing the thread on Tuesday, I figured I'd try some CPR.
Urban Downhill Race (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWelo79POIs&feature=player_embedded). Yeah. :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bunk on November 16, 2012, 08:42:02 AM I've always loved O Fortuna from Carmina Burana. Finally, someone has transcribed the lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nIwrgAnx6Q8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nIwrgAnx6Q8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 16, 2012, 09:36:44 AM NSFW: The Backwater Gospel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGzghUQRVk8&feature=related).
Really fantastic animation, IMO. Horror and might not be appropriate for work. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 16, 2012, 10:04:18 AM Ummmm, your link goes to an anime upskirt shot without the skirt. PIKA?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on November 16, 2012, 10:28:36 AM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 16, 2012, 10:53:32 AM Ummmm, your link goes to an anime upskirt shot without the skirt. PIKA? It did? I saw a silhouetted guy with glasses. Sorry about that.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 16, 2012, 11:03:22 AM I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Bravo. It's almost RK47 of you. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 16, 2012, 12:33:21 PM Oh holy hell! :facepalm:
I just clicked on my link and realized what you guys were talking about. I was .. nevermind, what that was from doesn't matter. I fixed the link in my post (and left the NSFW tag, just in case) but to be thorough, here's the actual link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGzghUQRVk8&feature=related Now I feel like an idiot. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 16, 2012, 01:48:08 PM Well now I want to know what dirty depths our Rhyssa was plumbing this morn.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 16, 2012, 01:56:16 PM That was pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MuffinMan on November 16, 2012, 02:12:29 PM Perfect Strangers theme over the Enterprise intro. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3P4IlgtwHmA#!)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on November 16, 2012, 02:33:03 PM Well we know what Rhyssa looks at when she's... randy. :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 16, 2012, 02:49:55 PM Har, har. I was posting some fanart pics for an anime called Sword Art Online over on the IGN anime board. That was one of the pics I linked, that's all.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on November 16, 2012, 04:08:50 PM I believe you...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 19, 2012, 06:28:15 AM Why am I getting Deja vu, this has happened before hasn't it?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on November 19, 2012, 01:03:29 PM ESPN hosts work Princess Bride quotes into their talk all night.
http://jezebel.com/5960741/espn-hosts-drop-the-princess-bride-quotes-all-night-long (http://jezebel.com/5960741/espn-hosts-drop-the-princess-bride-quotes-all-night-long) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on November 20, 2012, 06:38:32 AM ESPN hosts work Princess Bride quotes into their talk all night. http://jezebel.com/5960741/espn-hosts-drop-the-princess-bride-quotes-all-night-long (http://jezebel.com/5960741/espn-hosts-drop-the-princess-bride-quotes-all-night-long) Here's the youtube link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CP-RQkeXkf8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on November 20, 2012, 01:21:07 PM Freeze. How about we get a chimp, and barbecue some shoes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzFKv7s29T0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 20, 2012, 01:40:37 PM What... the... fuck?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 21, 2012, 08:42:04 AM Radi-Aid - Africa for Norway - Christmas single (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLqyuxm96k&feature=player_embedded)
Donate radiators for freezing Norwegians! Faux-charity playing with the common perception of Africa as hellhole full of starving children and men wielding AK-47s. Atomic Bomb Test Stock Footage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXu_qOU85Y4) Exactly what the labels says - 5m01s Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on November 22, 2012, 02:37:28 AM People in my family... especially my grandfather and father... were always big on the "in my day" stories. I know for a fact (because my grandfather told me) that he had to walk fifty miles in the cold Norwegian snow to get to school every day. And this was before they had even invented feet!
True story. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on November 23, 2012, 01:34:54 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB-6uGsKRWs
Things to do when you're bored in an airport. Apparently. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on November 24, 2012, 03:13:40 PM I'm trying to decide if this is DADT repeal in action, or just some soldiers having fun. Either way, it's...something (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_zhaji9eos).
--Dave Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on November 24, 2012, 11:27:28 PM Eh, soldiers having fun, plus there's a comparison version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sscK_KEPjr4&feature=watch_response) showing how well they copied the version by the Dolphins cheerleaders.
I rather liked it because fit almost naked tan guys. Yeah. :heart: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on November 26, 2012, 01:58:40 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNKfucd0HYo&hd=1
I'm not sure what's most :ye_gods:, the literal waterfall of dogs as the gate is opened, or the way they actually didn't attack the food until given permission. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 27, 2012, 05:14:29 PM Crazy wingsuit flyers. Sometimes wingsuitless flyers. Claiming the world's first target-strike in a wingsuit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKKTHwRFzY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Khaldun on November 28, 2012, 06:19:00 AM Hope I'm not Bloodworthing this, but I didn't see it in the last three pages. The thing I love about this most is that it's a PSA. I cannot imagine *any* American public or civic agency doing anything this funny with a PSA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on November 28, 2012, 01:34:00 PM Amazing Anamorphic Illusions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBNHPk-Lnkk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rk47 on November 28, 2012, 07:44:01 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4YY4f4OF0BM
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on November 28, 2012, 08:41:22 PM Hope I'm not Bloodworthing this, but I didn't see it in the last three pages. The thing I love about this most is that it's a PSA. I cannot imagine *any* American public or civic agency doing anything this funny with a PSA. It's disturbing how many of those that I've managed to get away with. At least one from every set, actually.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw --Dave Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 28, 2012, 10:01:11 PM Video explains the world's most important 6-sec drum loop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SaFTm2bcac)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on November 29, 2012, 08:13:01 AM I know that I'm not a huge music person, but that was 18 minutes of Don't Care. I get that it's a huge piece of music history and sampling in particular but so was Sgt. Pepper. The video took me through the history of sampling, okay, but I'm more than half through and it hadn't even touched on why it was the most important anything, just that it happened to be the first. His monotonous voice didn't help. I don't even know why I'm bitching about something so trivial except that I said 18 minutes? Ugh. Well okay, I'll give it a shot. And then was disappoint.
I guess I'm just having a bad day and I want to throttle people who don't get to the point. Especially on youtube! Carve that shit down. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 29, 2012, 12:16:32 PM They be trollin...
http://w3.newsmax.com/blaylock/video_brain.cfm?s=al&promo_code=10E21-1 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 29, 2012, 12:46:09 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4YY4f4OF0BM This is quite awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 29, 2012, 02:07:05 PM I'm very surprised this wasn't the first Gangnam Style parody out there: http://suribot.tumblr.com/post/32025863954/lets-see-if-this-works-right-if-it-does-there
(Tumblr because it keeps getting pulled from Youtube by Bandai). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rk47 on November 29, 2012, 09:07:10 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4YY4f4OF0BM This is quite awesome. Im more shocked by people agreeing to the dude who put this idea forward' 'Dude, it's easy. We just walk up there to those cats, and grab a slice of their kill.' 'Free meat.' Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on December 03, 2012, 02:05:48 PM Dogs: never meet a rope they didn't want to pull
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVGlmuWCaDA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ratman_tf on December 05, 2012, 06:25:46 PM Star Trek in 47 seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKOGnV2Iasc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on December 20, 2012, 05:47:27 PM Tesla Guitar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=F3knD7m0-pk#!)
How did I miss this? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on December 20, 2012, 05:59:04 PM That dude was on America's Got Talent as well... Last year or something.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 20, 2012, 06:36:21 PM Hamster and eye (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNBK4e_Dl5U)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on December 21, 2012, 06:53:21 AM That dude was on America's Got Talent as well... Last year or something. Oh, well, that's probably why I missed it then. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on December 21, 2012, 07:03:37 AM I actually can tell you the exact moment when I stopped giving any fucks about that show. It was last year when the winning act now to headline it's own show in vegas....small dogs doing tricks.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on December 21, 2012, 02:07:50 PM APEX PREDATORS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG17TsgV_qI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on December 24, 2012, 11:37:58 PM WORLD RECORD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6tlw-oPDBM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on December 30, 2012, 07:17:27 PM This (http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/living/2012/12/27/orig-jtb-distraction-panda-loves-ball.cnn) will be the cutest thing you've ever seen.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on December 31, 2012, 06:09:03 AM 10 Min of Star Trek: TNG bloopers from season 2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_nVEm5Yc3c Get it together, Michael Dorn! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on January 01, 2013, 05:36:11 PM Thank you for that, that's all new to me and totally awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on January 01, 2013, 10:18:07 PM Just saw this today; apologies if it's been posted before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6AAhTw7RA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 02, 2013, 12:20:06 AM That is cool.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on January 02, 2013, 01:51:31 PM Three and a half depressing minutes. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOkLbe5498) Do not watch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 02, 2013, 03:00:48 PM Bonus points for use of the Wilhelm scream.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on January 05, 2013, 07:22:26 AM I don't care if it's been posted before. Macklemore: Thrift Shop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes&feature=share&list=FLbUjPIvmQnLvEDRB9HSvK-Q Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on January 05, 2013, 11:38:23 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnnMOx9_eBY
Cute twist. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on January 06, 2013, 07:43:15 AM Both of the behind the scenes videos are "coming soon" Dammit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on January 07, 2013, 10:04:53 AM Can we NSFW some of this. Please? (audio counts!)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 09, 2013, 04:00:09 PM Japanese Guy's iPhone Quick-Draw System (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXYxZ6ed70E)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on January 09, 2013, 04:41:40 PM Chocolate Bunny. (http://vimeo.com/5550600#)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on January 09, 2013, 06:22:07 PM oops. Wrong thread!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on January 09, 2013, 07:07:23 PM Welp I searched for it and didn't see it, and this link is to the original, so here's some guy doing a pretty simple magic trick (a fake seat costume) to mess with fast food workers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg I imagine there's a lot of edited out stuff but the ones included are pretty good sports about it and one of the early reactions slayed me. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on January 09, 2013, 11:02:02 PM http://vimeo.com/46304267 (http://vimeo.com/46304267)
Quote Sight A short futuristic film by Eran May-raz and Daniel Lazo. This is our graduation project from Bezaleal academy of arts. It's pretty good! 07:50 min Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Segoris on January 09, 2013, 11:13:47 PM http://vimeo.com/46304267 (http://vimeo.com/46304267) Quote Sight A short futuristic film by Eran May-raz and Daniel Lazo. This is our graduation project from Bezaleal academy of arts. It's pretty good! 07:50 min That was pretty damn cool, thanks for that. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on January 11, 2013, 02:55:20 PM I'll just leave this here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Rk2JfujTQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on January 11, 2013, 04:24:48 PM Scousers love haunted fish.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on January 12, 2013, 04:58:48 AM Beer opener:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ-slvv_ZT4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on January 13, 2013, 01:40:15 PM BBC Childrens' entertainment, circa the early 80s: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1QyOQDx6w
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 14, 2013, 03:22:41 AM BBC Childrens' entertainment, circa the early 80s: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1QyOQDx6w A Good Take On It (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58i_zjTFNI0) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on January 14, 2013, 12:30:55 PM Too cute! (http://oi50.tinypic.com/2zqwr2r.jpg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on January 14, 2013, 02:46:14 PM Gary Busey on Hobbits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WhLvwIUuLWg#!)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Cadaverine on January 14, 2013, 04:09:23 PM Gary Busey on Hobbits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WhLvwIUuLWg#!) ...and that's why we have helmet laws, children. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on January 14, 2013, 04:16:56 PM http://vimeo.com/57275675
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on January 15, 2013, 11:26:12 AM This came to me titled, "Missed the shift point"
I call it, why rodents can't drive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDrpPqsXfVU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on January 16, 2013, 06:43:08 AM http://vimeo.com/57275675 Having lived in cities for most of my life I can't even fathom the...clearness? of those photos. Zero pollution and no humidity even by the water? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on January 17, 2013, 08:15:45 PM True story. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9380vNpv64)
Having lived in cities for most of my life I can't even fathom... he whole of Norway, at 5.5 million people, is smaller than many of the world's metropolitan areas. Ålesund has a population of 45,000. It's hard for me to think of a city I'm sure you'd know the name of with a population that small. It's not hard to keep that kind of place clean.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on January 21, 2013, 03:51:00 PM Horse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4p9A-U4Ko)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 22, 2013, 07:31:16 AM Ok, the flying motorcycle got me. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on January 23, 2013, 10:20:15 AM In the same genre:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAP7munGaxA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on January 26, 2013, 02:57:09 PM A piece of film from the time when men were manlier, chesthair was hairier and balls were ... ballier:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RfuGKXOkB4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on January 27, 2013, 06:52:24 AM The Reward: http://vimeo.com/58179094
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 27, 2013, 08:48:35 PM Driving through sea foam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc_6JAw7DGM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 28, 2013, 08:01:00 AM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on February 01, 2013, 03:09:33 PM Considering what the content of the game will be (Kratos violently separating monsters from their innards and limbs), this Super Bowl Commercial for the new God of War is uh odd but wowzers it's well done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aDhfTGkLTg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 05, 2013, 08:26:00 PM Not sure I believe this is really what he did, but anyway:
Homeless Hitchhiker Kai Saves Woman From Jesus Attack With Hatchet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4Y7i1ASCS5o) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on February 07, 2013, 10:18:30 AM "Noon" - http://vimeo.com/kasrafarahani/noonfilm
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 08, 2013, 05:52:14 PM Hello Kitty in sppaacceee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5REsCTG4-Gg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on February 08, 2013, 07:36:46 PM Stay out of the tropics. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjtdwcseT1Q)
Edit by Trippy: warning warning spiders! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on February 08, 2013, 07:40:02 PM Stay out of the tropics. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjtdwcseT1Q) Yay, fuel for my nightmares. That is the most terrifying shit I have ever seen. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ceryse on February 08, 2013, 07:41:17 PM Stay out of the tropics. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjtdwcseT1Q) Nuke it. Nuke it now! Gah. Spiders are the only thing I'm scared of. I'd go nuts if I were there. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 08, 2013, 08:07:47 PM This is what mankind has brought upon itself.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 08, 2013, 11:01:52 PM Ragdoll physics in real-life (skip to ~38 seconds). Warning: violent MMA action. You should also turn down your volume/speakers cause the sound is loud and clipped.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-gUIYHyaxY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 09, 2013, 12:31:11 PM Now watch him get stuck on the octagon physics and fly off into the crowd.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on February 09, 2013, 04:20:34 PM that was one gnarly hit
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on February 10, 2013, 12:19:06 AM The most batshit Baby Metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqaTXqCN-Q) yet! RJD would be proud.
Stand Up! Metal! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on February 11, 2013, 07:43:48 PM As much as I find those Harlem Shake vids annoying, this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGgr8ZbeNgQ) made me laugh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on February 12, 2013, 02:13:26 PM Now that's an expensive oops. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Tu7fIibHU)
FF to 3:15 for the oops moment. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on February 13, 2013, 06:43:44 AM Take anything you want! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ1hah7QvIw&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: TheDreamr on February 13, 2013, 11:45:54 AM Korean Top Gear track challenge (viper vs cobra?) captures the moment when the chase helo impacts the ground (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EsoWpTO2qg&feature=youtube_gdata_player) - thankfully no one was seriously injured.
Skip to the 1:00 mark for the impact. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on February 14, 2013, 08:11:50 AM Maybe we should let kids make all the films! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsRk0TXYXuA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on February 14, 2013, 08:17:29 AM Join the Norwegian Army. Do the Harlem Shake. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpEnLtqUDg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Entropy on February 14, 2013, 12:37:22 PM Can't believe this hasn't been posted but couldn't find it in a search ... Christopher Walken and Morgan Freeman play Borderlands 2! :awesome_for_real:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDeRIPTyV50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDeRIPTyV50) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 14, 2013, 02:31:16 PM Octopus camouflage pwns you (http://www.sciencefriday.com/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 14, 2013, 02:58:03 PM Join the Norwegian Army. Do the Harlem Shake. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpEnLtqUDg) I have apparently missed a meme somewhere. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sickrubik on February 14, 2013, 03:04:58 PM Harlem Shake apparently came back for some reason. It's an old god damned dance that for some reason has exploded on the internet. One person dances until the drop hits, and then the film cuts to crazy shit.
Ah, internet. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on February 14, 2013, 05:16:16 PM Harlem Shake apparently came back for some reason. It's an old god damned dance that for some reason has exploded on the internet. One person dances until the drop hits, and then the film cuts to crazy shit. The guy falling out of the window was funny, though.Ah, internet. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 14, 2013, 09:57:29 PM Goats yelling like humans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 22, 2013, 06:01:04 AM Tim Minchin, British-Australian comedian
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6529076/b7b08e2d/stukje_van_tim_minchin.html Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on February 22, 2013, 06:08:33 AM I believe that's been posted before. Maybe not in live form, but in animation form.
If it hasn't been, I think this version's better paced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ry140q1a6A Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on February 22, 2013, 11:31:17 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedq1VhaS90
:cry: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on February 23, 2013, 11:27:55 PM Rah Rah Rasputin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRWiqjgOyX0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on February 24, 2013, 10:08:50 AM Rah Rah Rasputin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRWiqjgOyX0) A : that song is now going to be stuck in my headB : I loved that the guys were so into it as well. C : Holy hell! That looks like a major workout! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on February 25, 2013, 05:41:34 AM http://vimeo.com/1109226
Who says machines can't sing? Vid is 4-years-old but if you haven't seen it, then it's new to you. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on February 25, 2013, 04:16:02 PM Relevant to this board:
The 7 sins of Online Gaming http://www.cracked.com/video_18537_the-7-deadly-sins-online-gaming.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 26, 2013, 02:28:20 PM Two Shit Flying Fucks. This is some bananas shit going on right there. You take your balls and go. (http://youtu.be/Q6I0FKlPXcQ) NSFW language
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Segoris on February 26, 2013, 02:58:58 PM Is the board game Guess Who more racist now? (http://www.cracked.com/video_18481_why-board-game-guess-who-getting-more-racist.html)
It's a commercial, but anything with Dikembe Mutombo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0fyUYB3cA) is awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on February 26, 2013, 03:00:29 PM Conan plays Tomb Raider. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SDcHvEwewY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 26, 2013, 09:20:24 PM So, have you run before? (http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/feb/26/mo-farah-new-orleans-interview) (TV interviewer to double London Olympic gold medallist)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 26, 2013, 09:59:40 PM Host "secret society" theme party - then let a pizza delivery guy in (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTIP7CAtAak)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Segoris on March 02, 2013, 03:18:21 PM Host "secret society" theme party - then let a pizza delivery guy in (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTIP7CAtAak) I'm torn between how awesome of an idea and how well it turned out versus how cool of a driver that was. "Have a bountiful feast." :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 08, 2013, 03:02:14 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0zO5i7QjlQ
I have no words for how terrible this is. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on March 08, 2013, 03:19:45 PM Host "secret society" theme party - then let a pizza delivery guy in (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTIP7CAtAak) I'm torn between how awesome of an idea and how well it turned out versus how cool of a driver that was. "Have a bountiful feast." :awesome_for_real: It might say something about the life I've led that walking into a dinner like that would not even register on my weird-o-meter. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 11, 2013, 05:36:50 AM "For me, it was a Tuesday."
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on March 13, 2013, 04:21:50 AM Bubble football! (Real football, and not that wierd handegg game)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIl45f6i1PU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 14, 2013, 05:45:21 AM Actually, that's a sketch from a humour program iirc, kind of like when top gear does car football.
Still, probably the only kind of football (or soccer, whatever) worth watching, ever. Except women's football. :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on March 15, 2013, 06:00:51 PM SNES-style 11th Doc: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvSk1rosmYY
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on March 16, 2013, 08:35:00 PM Sky News reporter detained in China while broadcasting live (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIRbTD5fhnw) - cops mistakenly assume he's filming something for later :)
Nothing major happens, it's just kind of funny that they don't realise he's on-air. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 18, 2013, 08:48:26 AM SNES-style 11th Doc: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvSk1rosmYY BRILLIANT! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on March 18, 2013, 09:24:38 PM Luke's Change: An Inside Job (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2dvv-Yib1Xg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 19, 2013, 12:40:30 PM Luke's Change: An Inside Job (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2dvv-Yib1Xg) The errors in that are annoying, but it's quite entertaining. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 19, 2013, 12:51:30 PM Luke's Change: An Inside Job (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2dvv-Yib1Xg) The errors in that are annoying, but it's quite entertaining. Clearly you are part of the conspiracy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Segoris on March 19, 2013, 05:23:37 PM Know what you are getting into before taking a new job (Massage therapist to models complaining)
part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOOfpf_YBk part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHW94G4IuA part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttAsfRT-uMs Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on March 20, 2013, 11:24:34 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgox84KE7iY
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 20, 2013, 04:48:31 PM That reminded me so much of mirror's edge. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 28, 2013, 05:40:58 AM I ... don't even
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2dllo85ZSUk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 28, 2013, 08:54:52 AM WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH???? :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 28, 2013, 09:15:12 AM Eurovision. Where wealthy European dipshits throw money at some artsy ponces, then sit back and giggle uncontrollably while the rest of the world edges away and looks to the US for guidance.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on March 28, 2013, 09:24:09 AM That was AWESOME! :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 28, 2013, 09:36:21 AM Pretty certain that was the step before eurovision.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 28, 2013, 02:37:25 PM Mazeltov!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxK2t81UwRw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on March 28, 2013, 03:19:38 PM The Beach Boys shred 'I Get Around' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0CS-T1HUQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 29, 2013, 01:38:56 AM Optical illusions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRCMdnCr6h0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on March 29, 2013, 05:08:55 AM If famous websites were people. (http://www.cracked.com/video_18540_internet-party-why-nobody-gets-anything-done-web.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 29, 2013, 11:21:17 AM Cuz My Gear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB9au3UBSqI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on March 30, 2013, 01:02:18 AM The electric harp twins play Iron Maiden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KPb20fK0R94#!)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on March 30, 2013, 01:24:40 AM WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH???? :ye_gods: The best thing ever? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on March 30, 2013, 07:53:22 AM The electric harp twins play Iron Maiden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KPb20fK0R94#!) I would like to see them do things other than play electric harps... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 30, 2013, 11:30:19 AM The electric harp twins play Iron Maiden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KPb20fK0R94#!) That was odd. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 30, 2013, 05:38:40 PM Never say no to panda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on March 30, 2013, 06:03:16 PM Never say no to panda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4) Panda's are dicks. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tgr on March 31, 2013, 06:59:03 AM MinusIQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9pD_UK6vGU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on April 02, 2013, 09:56:03 PM Jim Carrey's 'Cold Dead Hand' (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0433b30576/cold-dead-hand-with-jim-carrey)
Don't read the comments if you value your sanity. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on April 05, 2013, 09:32:28 AM I am a sucker for gimmick music playing.
Mark Kroos Plays Dueling Banjos From Deliverance by Himself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0eknUtEMWw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on April 09, 2013, 06:21:11 AM Two panda bears having sex doggy style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oauYU80imOs)
Video shot this Monday in the Zoo Schönbrunn. Apperently Panda females are only in heat two or three days a year, so this quite a rare occurance. Btw, the male Panda is called Long Hui. I assume thats his porn name though. :-P Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on April 09, 2013, 06:33:43 AM Ok, I broke out laughing when he put his head down.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on April 09, 2013, 09:13:08 PM NO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkOcm_XaWrw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on April 10, 2013, 05:12:03 AM BSG: Friends Type. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ytxzD5uBBA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: jakonovski on April 13, 2013, 01:19:49 PM Underwater freefall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQITWbAaDx0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on April 13, 2013, 08:02:38 PM Underwater freefall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQITWbAaDx0) Wow, crazy. The hole is 600+ feet deep, and it looks like he went to the bottom. edit: the uploader's notes say its "fiction", whatever that means. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: jakonovski on April 14, 2013, 03:35:31 AM Underwater freefall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQITWbAaDx0) Wow, crazy. The hole is 600+ feet deep, and it looks like he went to the bottom. edit: the uploader's notes say its "fiction", whatever that means. People do free dive there for real, but not all the way down: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean's_Blue_Hole Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 16, 2013, 04:47:48 PM Blood Dragon: The CyberWar - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnuJyJBM_J4
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: JWIV on April 18, 2013, 01:26:25 PM Alison Brie does Internet Memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2RlDJMLIBuE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on April 18, 2013, 01:42:18 PM Patton Oswald filibusters on Parks & Rec (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 18, 2013, 01:43:58 PM Alison Brie does Internet Memes :awesome_for_real: She went all out on the Dragonball Kamehameha pose.https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2RlDJMLIBuE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: JWIV on April 19, 2013, 02:59:03 PM Alison Haislip Reads Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQB812PtvgE&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on April 19, 2013, 04:49:57 PM Alison Haislip Reads Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQB812PtvgE&feature=youtu.be) kill it with fire Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: JWIV on April 20, 2013, 09:49:16 AM Alison Haislip Reads Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQB812PtvgE&feature=youtu.be) kill it with fire I guess this means you won't be pledging Delta Gamma then? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on April 20, 2013, 03:51:19 PM Alison Haislip Reads Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQB812PtvgE&feature=youtu.be) kill it with fire Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on April 20, 2013, 04:35:25 PM Alison Haislip Reads Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQB812PtvgE&feature=youtu.be) kill it with fire That was outstanding. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on April 20, 2013, 05:44:16 PM Alison Haislip Reads Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQB812PtvgE&feature=youtu.be) kill it with fireTitle: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 22, 2013, 10:30:55 AM New favorite phrase: Cuntpunch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: croaker69 on April 23, 2013, 10:28:38 AM New favorite phrase: Cuntpunch. Even better "Cunt Punt". Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on April 25, 2013, 09:04:23 AM http://laughingsquid.com/stoopid-tall-a-14-foot-tall-bicycle/
Direct Youtube link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bJXXckWLc0E) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 26, 2013, 11:46:00 AM Red panda pull ups. Turn your volume down before watching (sound level is very high):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4RX15cxI28 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on April 26, 2013, 02:39:58 PM Holy shit, I want one.
Well. A real one. Terminator Armor. (http://youtu.be/tYjrfJosW-g) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 26, 2013, 02:44:00 PM That's just way too OP with the Iron Halo. And where's the shield? :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on April 27, 2013, 08:21:44 PM Meskimen on the proliferation of speech synthesis. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtJdd-BS8MM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Surlyboi on April 27, 2013, 08:25:37 PM Alison Haislip Reads Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQB812PtvgE&feature=youtu.be) Michael Shannon's dramatic reading... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpHPs3TfylE&feature=youtu.be Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on April 28, 2013, 07:04:26 AM SFM "Rise of the Little Prince": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVCnROw2zXs
A young princely turret's first hunt. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on April 29, 2013, 02:08:23 PM Parallel Parking in Belfast. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 29, 2013, 03:04:12 PM I think it's physically impossible for excited Irish males to sound anything but utterly piss drunk. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 01, 2013, 12:27:09 PM Hey baby, how does your car run? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1gYE5TyijxE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on May 01, 2013, 07:46:05 PM Omelette (http://vimeo.com/65107797)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on May 01, 2013, 08:40:24 PM King Killian (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKGVT5awekQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 02, 2013, 10:13:52 PM For some reason I only today thought of this connection between Star Trek and Animal House (http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=YKiAhTbpL4Y&start1=0&video2=NqpNQ9AJYgU&start2=25&authorName=Samwise).
:drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on May 03, 2013, 01:46:07 AM Seriously ? For Shame Sam, for SHAME.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 03, 2013, 07:41:51 AM TNG originally aired while I was in grade school. I was missing a lot of context back then.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on May 04, 2013, 06:33:52 PM Damascus just got bombed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_j8ID-m1pU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 06, 2013, 09:19:57 AM Damascus just got bombed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_j8ID-m1pU) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???? :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 07, 2013, 12:34:11 AM I think they dropped a Texas fertiliser plant on Damascus.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 08, 2013, 10:03:44 AM NAPTIME!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek&feature=share&list=PLj0IPrJNLo5Uk8cSTTPDErFRLMexepQWg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 08, 2013, 10:08:56 AM I felt like it got too dark at points, not that actually...it got less, subtle? The implications of it are already dark but when they got to the newborn baby couple it felt like they were trying too hard.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on May 11, 2013, 08:41:44 PM 08/18/1978 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yELOiYgR2aI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on May 11, 2013, 11:46:03 PM I felt like it got too dark at points, not that actually...it got less, subtle? The implications of it are already dark but when they got to the newborn baby couple it felt like they were trying too hard. I disagree. It was hilarious. I lost it after the punch to the gut. But I am also drunk and a terrible person. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on May 12, 2013, 08:52:55 AM Honestly, it's a really joke that's better in meme or quick gif format. I had to google it and this damn website is buried in javascript and so I can't get the link to rehost and inline, sorry.
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/1021390/nap-time http://www.memecenter.com/fun/915466/nap-time Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on May 12, 2013, 09:33:45 AM Right click on Image, select View Image and then upload to a image host.
Result: (http://i.imgur.com/CmMjl02.gif) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Typhon on May 13, 2013, 10:33:54 AM Astronaut Chris Hadfield (Canadian) covers Bowie's Space Oddity (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KaOC9danxNo)
His Google+ Page (https://plus.google.com/+ChrisHadfield/posts/4AG6E1Qdpg6) Edit: YouTube Link created via TrippyMagic! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on May 13, 2013, 10:36:19 AM It happens automatically thanks to my JavaScript code as long as you use a URL format the code recognizes.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Surlyboi on May 13, 2013, 04:30:25 PM Casino Royale http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hQh4hMnxdak#action=share
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on May 13, 2013, 08:18:34 PM Labor pain simulation. (http://vimeo.com/65927758)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on May 15, 2013, 02:58:26 AM BBC iplayer The Fantastic Mr Feynman (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p016d3kk/The_Fantastic_Mr_Feynman/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on May 15, 2013, 08:35:34 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDumyGJdLrU
Guy walks around with a camera taking video of stuff. People freak out. This is why people are concerned about Google Glass I guess, even though we're all pretty much on camera all the time. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on May 15, 2013, 11:49:52 AM He's overtly filming though, google glass is more of a passive act. Not saying people won't flip the fuck out about glass but that guy was being a dick and deliberately provoking a reaction, either in semi private class rooms or even when one guy was having a private phone conversation.
I think there's a big difference between surveillance cameras being active in an area and entering an area with a camera to specifically film someone. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on May 15, 2013, 11:54:56 AM From the little bit I bothered to watch, he was just walking into rooms and hovering in doorways in a way that would be weird and intrusive even if you weren't filming.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 15, 2013, 05:22:34 PM Take away that camera and any student that just walks into a classroom and just stands there like a dolt is also going to be asked in no uncertain terms to leave. Its a small mercy on him that campus police didn't cart him off.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 16, 2013, 04:35:47 PM David Beckham (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku0tO9rm804)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on May 17, 2013, 06:37:38 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: satael on May 17, 2013, 07:41:50 AM Richard Harrow vs. Terminator-Police Station Escape music (http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=q-ez6A8bkIM&start1=0&video2=vMyd8lCogcI&start2=42&authorName=Harrow+Terminator)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on May 22, 2013, 02:23:37 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CjgT8Af1kGc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CjgT8Af1kGc)
Holy crap this is funny. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on May 22, 2013, 02:56:36 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CjgT8Af1kGc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CjgT8Af1kGc) Holy crap this is funny. Well he was Asian right? :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on May 22, 2013, 02:57:29 PM Hopefully a dunk Asian. :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on May 22, 2013, 09:18:05 PM I like how everyone pretty much leaves once he goes into the well. "Ah screw that guy!"
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on May 24, 2013, 07:48:31 PM This website has its own Youtube channel: 11foot8.com (http://www.11foot8.com[/url)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on May 31, 2013, 09:46:34 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew
That's getting passed around work, though I wish I could unsee it. The fact that she's legitimately selling this is, well... America. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 31, 2013, 09:51:29 AM I got that one too. CAMELTOE!!!!!! :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 31, 2013, 11:34:37 AM Parkour for old people.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on May 31, 2013, 12:32:51 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew That's getting passed around work, though I wish I could unsee it. The fact that she's legitimately selling this is, well... America. She should totally mash up with Techno wiking! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rk47 on June 09, 2013, 03:08:49 AM http://youtu.be/q9-pWHcdCxY
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Brofellos on June 12, 2013, 08:19:51 AM Me IRL http://youtu.be/zbLTepYm3z8 (http://youtu.be/zbLTepYm3z8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on June 13, 2013, 09:26:38 PM This story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsPo8jZpncQ) does not go where I thought it would go. At all. Japan is kind of amazing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on June 18, 2013, 02:10:30 PM I simultaneously miss Japan EXTREMELY, and also ponder if we didn't drop enough nukes on them. Case in point, that video.
In other news: Why wont anyone dance with me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7OguYeyhzM) I cannot stop laughing at that short video, no matter how many times I watch it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fabricated on June 19, 2013, 05:52:09 AM John McAfee may have possibly killed someone and is crazy but he owns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on June 19, 2013, 09:11:21 AM Goddammit, I just came here to post that.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 19, 2013, 12:24:50 PM That motherfucker be CRAZY. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 20, 2013, 07:30:09 AM Russian Tampon Commercial (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=95c_1371654375)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 20, 2013, 09:11:24 AM I was all prepared for the :ye_gods: and got more :why_so_serious: than I expected.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 20, 2013, 06:50:11 PM I was all prepared for the :ye_gods: and got more :why_so_serious: than I expected. Good. I like to please. :-) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 22, 2013, 10:41:17 AM Albert Einstein being shot in space! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PA-yjYJ-pg)
Quote ESA's ATV-4 launch images taken by the Sterex experiment. These images provide a stunning vision of the Ariane 5 launch, including liftoff, boosters separation and ATV-4 release. ATV-4 is brining 6,6 tons of cargo (water, fuel, food, clothing, etc...) to the ISS. It stays docked and periodically uses its thrusters to lift the ISS to a higher orbit. In the end if it will bed loaded with trash and sent to burn in the atmosphere. Picture from docking one week ago: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/ATV-4_Albert_Einstein_docks_to_Zvezda.jpg/600px-ATV-4_Albert_Einstein_docks_to_Zvezda.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Arthur_Parker on June 24, 2013, 11:56:38 AM Nexus 7 Unboxing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzmzoDERMPk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on July 01, 2013, 04:54:02 PM I've had dreams like this! :ye_gods: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMUC4Yb4z4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 02, 2013, 07:58:20 AM :uhrr: :uhrr: :uhrr: :uhrr: :uhrr: :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on July 02, 2013, 08:06:02 AM I've had dreams like this! :ye_gods: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMUC4Yb4z4) I need eye soap. STAT! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 02, 2013, 08:36:08 AM I've had dreams like this! :ye_gods: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMUC4Yb4z4) That's... an interesting tack to take to advertise coffee. "Tea ! It Tastes of Womens Shame !!" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 02, 2013, 01:19:30 PM Also: Who the hell uses a saucepan to heat water for tea?
Unrelated video - wide angle of a very expensive firework: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl12dXYcUTo&hd=1 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on July 02, 2013, 02:03:29 PM Really amazing the way the sound and shockwave take so long to reach them because of how far away they were. Normally you forget sound moves so slowly.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 08, 2013, 06:44:26 AM Sorry, can't comment for the laughing.
BBC News (http://youtu.be/j-kbMF1GF2A) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 09, 2013, 08:25:47 AM Win. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on July 09, 2013, 09:45:26 AM I take it that video is more funny if you are more familiar with actual BBC news?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 09, 2013, 11:36:18 AM :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 11, 2013, 05:02:32 AM Anyone for Judge Minty ? (http://youtu.be/aavS_XUITXU)
2000AD Dredd Fan Film. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sickrubik on July 12, 2013, 02:19:09 PM KTVU Channel broadcasts the names of the pilots for Asiana Flight 214
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C76T9_fThH0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on July 12, 2013, 03:43:44 PM Seriously.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 12, 2013, 03:46:41 PM :facepalm:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 12, 2013, 06:25:53 PM NTSB has apologised, saying an intern really did confirm the names: http://www.ntsb.gov/news/2013/130712.html
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on July 12, 2013, 06:39:13 PM Ah, nice. The fox outlet apologized earlier and said, "An NTSB official."
That's one intern who's about to find out just how much he fucked his career. I'm sure his parents are proud. Anywho. I don't think I saw this here: Axis of Awesome - Rage of Thrones. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1CLCOvZOh1o) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 12, 2013, 08:08:03 PM Yeah but who would be dumb enough to seek an official check of names that fake, grouped like that? Guess that's what happens after growing up watching movies where the Chinese character is called Long Duc Dong, played by a clearly Japanese actor.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sickrubik on July 13, 2013, 12:14:14 AM An intern also shouldn't be an official source.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 16, 2013, 03:09:32 PM Star Wars Downunder Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJDTMDtc1KQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 19, 2013, 03:57:10 PM You know when you've been....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhOeG-uTJxw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 20, 2013, 07:21:51 AM Thrift Lab- UF Pathology (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL7a3_JRWQY&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hoax on July 27, 2013, 04:50:30 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADJhErmJuoQ
This is quite old in internet time but I just saw it this morning and I needed to share it with someone. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on July 27, 2013, 08:21:28 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADJhErmJuoQ This is quite old in internet time but I just saw it this morning and I needed to share it with someone. They were sooooo not ready for him. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on July 27, 2013, 08:45:07 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADJhErmJuoQ This is quite old in internet time but I just saw it this morning and I needed to share it with someone. They were sooooo not ready for him. I've never seen that show before, but based on that clip, I don't think they were ready for fighting their way out of a wet paper bag. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pagz on July 29, 2013, 07:03:18 AM You Are A Super Dancer! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yodVOarpsH8&t=94)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on July 30, 2013, 02:24:03 PM Hillbilly dancing with a raccoon (http://gawker.com/here-is-a-life-affirming-video-of-a-hillbilly-dancing-w-965489247).
:heart: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on July 31, 2013, 07:33:31 AM I know! :heart: :heart: :heart: My sister just showed that to me this morning. What a great video!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on July 31, 2013, 12:40:42 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADJhErmJuoQ That guy is insane. In an awesome way.This is quite old in internet time but I just saw it this morning and I needed to share it with someone. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on August 02, 2013, 08:07:22 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS-4s0ilxhs
How to make an ostrich fly. This was suggested in the comments: http://youtubedoubler.com/9xmm Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 08, 2013, 01:31:22 PM "Symphony #9, Boogie" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzEHItrTMHM#) for matryomins (matrioshka-theramin).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 08, 2013, 02:03:23 PM Your Girlfriend is a Cunt. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgRtFZsUX7w)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on August 09, 2013, 07:37:02 AM O Danny Bhoy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFu2LODnm_g)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on August 16, 2013, 04:00:49 PM I guess this is useless because the Tsunami happened in 2011 but I never saw this video. It's really unsettling. I'm just glad I didn't see bodies or anything like that. :ye_gods:
2011 Japan Tsunami (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2taJExhV6g) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 19, 2013, 11:48:47 PM vacuuming my duck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n8fn7k9NiE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on August 20, 2013, 02:56:59 AM Australian TV is interviewing Grumy Cat. Moderator clearly enjoys his own show. (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6558674/6884a698/presentator_trekt_het_niet_meer.html)
oh and more: Austrialian TV hosts discuss their 'long stabby thing' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imcn-0K-9Bs) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on August 25, 2013, 04:59:12 PM I almost want to see a radicalthon with this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6x2279AO4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6x2279AO4) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on August 26, 2013, 04:26:15 AM I almost want to see a radicalthon with this.... I'm sure those will be salty bet characters soon. Although that thread seems to have died quite suddenly.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6x2279AO4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6x2279AO4) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on August 26, 2013, 06:32:06 AM I almost want to see a radicalthon with this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6x2279AO4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6x2279AO4) Tsk. Anyone would think that the Japanese don't take their sports games seriously. Olympic swimming: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7lvBbccliM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 28, 2013, 08:45:31 AM So great.
Chuck-E-Cheeeeeeze http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Fd5c3Qtcr_w#t=61 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: satael on August 28, 2013, 09:04:49 AM Fallout fan film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCrM1_7wnDU) :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 01, 2013, 02:53:08 PM Are you fucking Vining? (http://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/90579F389C984234014510915584_11acb123a6e.3.1_RSZY0Y0GpoOfL84vyq4Yl9F.7Ca4W6zwSt9d6DazRP4UfdrKWyIe8jfPallGTFuY.mp4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on September 02, 2013, 12:55:46 PM Captain Kirk watches Miley Cyrus performance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Lb3kFwJRQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on September 02, 2013, 10:42:44 PM Laptop steel drum variant. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS8eipuXYWg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 04, 2013, 07:35:22 AM De Kattenlift (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6560931/7fa73a67/de_kattenlift.htm)
Just what it says on the tin! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sickrubik on September 05, 2013, 10:23:31 AM The realest summer jam, "The Fox" by Ylvis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on September 05, 2013, 12:01:06 PM Wut. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 05, 2013, 02:52:41 PM I think you broke my brain. :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on September 05, 2013, 09:18:10 PM The realest summer jam, "The Fox" by Ylvis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE) The best part of watching that video is that while my wife and I were scratching our heads at it, our two year old comes in an loves it so much he starts dancing to it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 06, 2013, 09:12:05 AM Great. Your carelessness has now ensured the creation of a future serial killer. Nice going.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on September 06, 2013, 05:58:39 PM ...the creation of a future serial killer. Nice going. I'm sure that was the case the minute I decided to reproduce... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 06, 2013, 09:54:28 PM So I had to find out what the fuck was up with that Fox video. Apparently, it's from a variety show in Norway by two brothers called Ylvis. Dudes are taking the piss.
Their Stonehenge video is pretty funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyzgeee2mg). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Surlyboi on September 08, 2013, 11:03:28 AM Bleh.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on September 09, 2013, 11:09:15 AM This is worth seeing, even if you're not into twerking (http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/bestoftv/2013/09/06/erin-vo-twerking-caught-on-fire.cnn.html).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 09, 2013, 03:02:54 PM Why it's important to pause between sentences (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWFypHb48k)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on September 09, 2013, 03:05:09 PM Why it's important to pause between sentences (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWFypHb48k) That one got me good. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on September 10, 2013, 07:23:09 AM Here is one for this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9L9A1IMTQo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9L9A1IMTQo) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on September 10, 2013, 07:47:34 AM This is worth seeing, even if you're not into twerking (http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/bestoftv/2013/09/06/erin-vo-twerking-caught-on-fire.cnn.html). TROLL LEVEL 9000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSJMoH7tnvw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 10, 2013, 08:04:25 AM I hate Kimmel, but I applaud his ability to make the news media go full fucking retard. I fucking hate how major, international news orgs are trolling YouTube for viral videos so they can fill up airtime instead of doing actual fucking journalism.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on September 10, 2013, 02:19:17 PM It was still funny.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 11, 2013, 01:12:44 PM I don't think you can troll much bigger than that. Shine on Kimmel, you crazy diamond.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sickrubik on September 12, 2013, 12:51:47 PM Miley Cyrus never looked better (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Og4LaB1Zc) And yes, this is in the right thread.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on September 13, 2013, 09:29:57 AM What does the fox say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on September 13, 2013, 09:55:37 AM What does the fox say? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE The Fox says it's a Bloodworth. The realest summer jam, "The Fox" by Ylvis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on September 13, 2013, 10:55:51 AM Well now we know who religiously watches all the videos in this thread! :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: tazelbain on September 13, 2013, 11:03:00 AM Are you mocking a person for being in the Bloodworth religion?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on September 13, 2013, 12:05:31 PM Well now we know who religiously watches all the videos in this thread! :why_so_serious: IT WAS JUST LAST PAGE AND ALL OVER THE INTERNET SO I LOOKED BEFORE *I* POSTED OK C'MON NOW. *also I watch all the videos. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on September 14, 2013, 05:45:59 AM The Scarecrow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUtnas5ScSE)
Trailer for the new Chipotle game app, that looks like it could be a decent little game too. Very Pixar-esque with a great choice of music. Seen via Yahoo News (http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/trailer-chipotle-mobile-game-mesmerizing-215203972.html) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on September 17, 2013, 05:04:40 PM Chun-Li is kinda a bitch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2frI453mAQ&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on September 17, 2013, 06:11:45 PM Chun-Li is kinda a bitch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2frI453mAQ&feature=youtu.be) Mildly NSFW, funny though. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on September 17, 2013, 06:22:09 PM Chun-Li is kinda a bitch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2frI453mAQ&feature=youtu.be) Mildly NSFW, funny though. It's like Blanka is a Troll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Jb4UJ_1SU) except with more T&A. :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yoru on September 18, 2013, 02:48:03 AM Have a dose of ornery Scotsman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th7Mx2B4sXg&feature=player_detailpage&list=UUknT0OkyE27jtdRPKDSjfJw), with a side of awesome intro song parody.
ScotRail! (oo aye) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: satael on September 18, 2013, 04:24:36 AM Guy finds his house plumbed with beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG_wfMK7dko) :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 18, 2013, 04:32:02 AM Chun-Li is kinda a bitch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2frI453mAQ&feature=youtu.be) Mildly NSFW, funny though. It's like Blanka is a Troll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Jb4UJ_1SU) except with more T&A. :drill: Alas, I was too late.... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: ghost on September 18, 2013, 10:11:05 AM Holy shit..... (http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-lJ3ppIJbEEk/UiLcrjy10YI/AAAAAAACwQo/yQJXppQ1VsE/w600-h363-no/Holy+%2524%2523%2521t++Sheer+Terror+land+slide+in+Taiwan+jWc4kkL.gif) :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on September 18, 2013, 02:53:25 PM Yeah well, we can all safely assume he was not happy with the decision (tonight's Champions League match between Napoli and Borussia Dortmund) :grin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT7jzqJ-WdY GIF: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on September 23, 2013, 11:30:07 AM www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjMWnOezGU0
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 24, 2013, 06:40:41 AM I enjoy watching people hate on big bang as though it is a new concept to have vapid sitcoms with laugh tracks.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 24, 2013, 09:21:44 AM www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjMWnOezGU0 The worst episode of Big Bang Theory is still funnier than that wank. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on September 24, 2013, 04:10:37 PM www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjMWnOezGU0 The worst episode of Big Bang Theory is still funnier than that wank. We all know that Schild is the biggest hipster on these boards. So he has to hate on mainstream stuff. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on September 24, 2013, 04:29:10 PM If the only difference between success and failure for sitcoms was a laughtrack there wouldn't be so many canceled shows. Even with a laughtrack it still has to be genuinely funny to work, unlike that bullshit youtube video.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on September 24, 2013, 04:33:28 PM BARZOOPLE
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: satael on September 26, 2013, 07:41:24 AM A Capella Science - Bohemian Gravity! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rjbtsX7twc&feature=player_embedded#t=6) :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Threash on September 26, 2013, 09:36:36 AM The best anti fapping PSA in history. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5U1V-IlP4I)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on September 26, 2013, 01:43:32 PM The best anti fapping PSA in history. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5U1V-IlP4I) The editing on that is phenomenal. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on September 26, 2013, 02:59:00 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YlVi0noRr-o
BATDAD Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on September 26, 2013, 03:10:18 PM A fan letter to JJ Abrams: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_joDNOpeWWo
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on September 29, 2013, 10:19:52 PM A fan letter to JJ Abrams: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_joDNOpeWWo 4 good points and that was very well done. I just don't even want to remotely get my hopes up... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 03, 2013, 12:20:43 AM Police in Nordrhein-Westfalen (North-Germany) create a self ironic (at least I hope it's meant to be persiflage) rap video
Polizei Rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8y17rDHGtk) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nonentity on October 04, 2013, 10:00:03 AM From the creators of Petman comes Wildcat, another terrifying robot that will kill us all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE3fmFTtP9g Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on October 04, 2013, 04:07:25 PM Those Boston dynamics people all need to be brutally murdered by robots sent back in time. That one just seems to be an evolution of their bigdog.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 05, 2013, 03:34:47 AM Simpson's Treehouse of Horror XXIV title sequence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgYY7dhTyE
(by Guillermo del Toro) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on October 05, 2013, 11:45:55 AM Nice.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 07, 2013, 09:22:28 AM Yeah I watched last night and it was great. They should have saved it for the 25th next year, as I'm not sure they're going to top that.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on October 07, 2013, 02:58:07 PM Yeah I watched last night and it was great. They should have saved it for the 25th next year, as I'm not sure they're going to top that. Obviously they get JJ Abrams to do a reboot of this one. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Surlyboi on October 08, 2013, 04:24:56 AM Trailer for a movie that doesn't exist:
http://vimeo.com/m/75781782 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on October 08, 2013, 12:19:05 PM Telekinetic loses her temper in a NYC coffee shop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M
(It's a prank used as a promo for the latest Carrie remake) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 08, 2013, 01:16:13 PM The did the same stunt with the last exorcism movie, same stunt team I believe. Hard to believe there are any real people there however, which makes it lame.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on October 08, 2013, 01:48:10 PM Telekinetic loses her temper in a NYC coffee shop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M (It's a prank used as a promo for the latest Carrie remake) Damn, great video, but yeah I have doubts about the other "customers" too :/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on October 08, 2013, 11:17:27 PM people are simple :(
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Furiously on October 10, 2013, 08:26:05 AM Danger zone...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7HkG6OSo3E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7HkG6OSo3E) this would be an awesome movie....they could even cast tom cruise.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Luxor on October 13, 2013, 05:35:54 PM Ironwood would have run over it within 5 secs, never mind 5 mins.
Also youtube captions + Scots accent = Hilarity http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVN4PRLrpsA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on October 14, 2013, 07:04:43 PM I like Chinese Food. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wWLhrHVySgA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 14, 2013, 11:40:37 PM He's like the Uwe Boll of music. Someone keeps funding him to make awful things!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 17, 2013, 02:28:24 PM Dear God, I'm Glad We Didn't Have YouTube When I Was in College (http://thebiglead.com/2013/10/16/ole-miss-party-girl-is-the-sec-greatest-fan-ever-and-its-not-even-close/)
For those not familiar, Texas A&M played the University of Mississippi in football this past weekend. University of Misssissippi (otherwise known as Ole Miss) is a college I've rooted for in the past (been to a few home games in the '90's - for the drinking mostly) and it is where many of the lawyers in this state graduated from. It's one of the 2 big state schools (there are 3 but the third isn't an SEC school so nobody cares except their alumni). It has been known as a party school for my entire life. Before every home game, there is a big tailgate party in a place on campus called The Grove where this was filmed. Thank you, drunk bitch, for making sure Mississippi looks like a state full of fucking retards. Not that we needed your help. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on October 17, 2013, 02:35:38 PM Ole Miss bitches are known for one thing. Being hot and dumb. This was no shot.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 18, 2013, 04:19:15 PM Thank you, drunk bitch, for making sure Mississippi looks like a state full of fucking retards. Not that we needed your help. C'mon, she's hamming it up for the interview. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 18, 2013, 04:52:59 PM Thank you, drunk bitch, for making sure Mississippi looks like a state full of fucking retards. Not that we needed your help. C'mon, she's hamming it up for the interview. I think so too. I like her taste. Her handbag is from Louis Vutton (I have one with the same pattern) and her watch seems to be a Rolex (you can see the crown symbol at 12 o'clock when she drinks). Of course both might be fake, who knows. Video: Trailer for HELL NO - The Sensible Horror Film (http://vimeo.com/76911469) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 21, 2013, 02:21:58 PM You have to know the Ole Miss student culture. The entire student section at home games is full of bow bitches and dudebros in their absolute Sunday best. And 95% of them have a bottle they've snuck in from somewhere. I'm sure she's hamming it up a bit but only because she's drunk as hell.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on October 21, 2013, 04:41:58 PM Georgia chicks do that too, but there's no ONE TAILGATE PLACE TO RULE THEM ALL at Georgia so it's harder to catch everyone acting like dumb asses at once.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 22, 2013, 01:30:35 PM A video about the smallest mechanical calculation of its time, the Curta invented by Curt Herzstark.
(http://images.derstandard.at/2013/10/22/1381417635439-rechnergross.jpg) Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDn_DDsBWws) Very impressive really. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on October 22, 2013, 07:30:15 PM A video about the smallest mechanical calculation of its time, the Curta invented by Curt Herzstark. (http://images.derstandard.at/2013/10/22/1381417635439-rechnergross.jpg) Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDn_DDsBWws) Very impressive really. That is pretty far from being useless. That was bad ass. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on October 27, 2013, 04:33:50 PM And most people buy two. Because the type of people who buy one also take it apart, and, once apart, it cannot be put back together without specialized tools.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on October 28, 2013, 09:54:14 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc2B9d6hHzA#t=160
Interesting video of a nighttime car chase taken from a helicopter in Seattle last weekend. The overlaid map was new to me; makes me wonder how a criminal would ever get away. It's not crazy exciting or anything, but interesting to see modern technology the police have. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on October 29, 2013, 07:54:18 AM This seems to be doing the rounds at the moment, and I hadn't seen these previously:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgLl0_mqLtc Star Wars Blooper Reel. Not all of them have sound. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on October 29, 2013, 02:08:52 PM British gas rampage! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knab9oQIMOQ&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on November 07, 2013, 09:40:59 AM Saw this on a friend's facebook page. It's IE The Anime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Jl6HlX3bM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Jl6HlX3bM) I just wonder what the robots represent. Viruses, or maybe competitors? They do have what could be interpretated as "fox ears". Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 07, 2013, 12:52:48 PM What is this... I don't even... :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on November 07, 2013, 12:56:39 PM ..and it's just a trailer :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on November 07, 2013, 05:04:22 PM Justin Bieber sleeps with prostitute in Brazil. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMk9jHCa3e8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 08, 2013, 12:41:32 PM ROOFLES. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 12, 2013, 10:54:34 AM Lily Allen has a baggy pussy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0CazRHB0so)
and a fantastic, sarcastic, witty comeback video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on November 13, 2013, 11:11:03 AM WW2 Luftwaffe pilot, one kill from a Knight's Cross medal, finds a crippled B-17 bomber...and escorts it back across German lines: http://www.cbc.ca/player/News/TV+Shows/The+National/ID/2417302231/
(10 minute mini-documentary) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on November 18, 2013, 10:47:10 AM VanDamme is still pretty cool. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Cadaverine on November 18, 2013, 04:26:04 PM Pretty damned impressive flexibility, but good god his face looks awful. :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 20, 2013, 12:59:50 PM Burlesque homage to Silent Hill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=URj7Vj-VW9A)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 27, 2013, 02:17:19 AM Vaginal knitting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on November 27, 2013, 07:59:10 AM Vaginal knitting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo) :ye_gods:I hope her family sees that video before they open their gifts Christmas morning. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on November 28, 2013, 10:32:38 AM Craftivist. My new least favorite word.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on December 02, 2013, 04:36:04 PM Vaginal knitting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo) :ye_gods:I hope her family sees that video before they open their gifts Christmas morning. 28 days huh... so 3-4 days of knitting is going to be really disgusting. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on December 02, 2013, 05:13:43 PM I always want to know what those people do for real money. Because I can only imagine they are either living in their cars, or they have inherited millions from a family who is tired of talking to them and paid them to go away.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on December 11, 2013, 08:44:51 AM Twelve Days of Twin Peaks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSHjLpBjxWU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on December 12, 2013, 03:48:45 AM If it bleeds, we can kill it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qlicWUDf5MM)
This may be the best thing I've ever watched. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on December 12, 2013, 10:26:06 AM If it bleeds, we can kill it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qlicWUDf5MM) Then I will assume that you probably have not seen.This may be the best thing I've ever watched. Hear the Lamentation of the Women! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw) Enjoy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on December 12, 2013, 05:21:49 PM I was half expecting Arnie to break out into a rendition of the Rainbow Connection for a while there.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on December 12, 2013, 05:53:44 PM Kid with deaf parents sings Christmas songs. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQeygYqOn8g)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on December 14, 2013, 10:45:19 AM A whole lot of videos: http://my80stv.com/
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on December 14, 2013, 01:43:24 PM A whole lot of videos: http://my80stv.com/ This is NOT okay. I have work to do today and I'm not going to get to any of it. In fact, I will likely end up really drunk if this continues. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on December 16, 2013, 09:48:36 AM The Magic Piano: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9BOTXFCpQA
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on December 16, 2013, 11:26:11 AM The Magic Piano: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9BOTXFCpQA Whole thing is just a commercial for amtrak, those are all actors. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on December 17, 2013, 06:46:01 AM Not for astronauts. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoM2bHfr48)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 17, 2013, 09:58:36 AM Win. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on December 17, 2013, 12:13:35 PM If it bleeds, we can kill it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qlicWUDf5MM) Then I will assume that you probably have not seen.This may be the best thing I've ever watched. Hear the Lamentation of the Women! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw) Enjoy. It's cold outside I have been running for miles.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8faq5amdK30) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on December 26, 2013, 03:08:37 PM Kung Fury! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=72RqpItxd8M) :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on December 26, 2013, 03:46:21 PM Kung Fury! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=72RqpItxd8M) :awesome_for_real: Kung Führer made me chuckle :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on December 28, 2013, 09:33:13 AM Happy mid adult businessman presents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Bbxq1O9v0)
Boxer Jockey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1q48964LQ) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 28, 2013, 06:26:04 PM What the fuck did I just watch? :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on December 29, 2013, 09:35:55 AM Art in Oz (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7IV2qryiQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on December 29, 2013, 02:02:31 PM A whole lot of videos: http://my80stv.com/ This is NOT okay. I have work to do today and I'm not going to get to any of it. In fact, I will likely end up really drunk if this continues. Missed this earlier... just saw a Trailer for Supergirl and the ending of Buckaroo Banzai. Crraaaaap what a time waster. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on December 31, 2013, 03:30:57 PM Mashup of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaVa3Z4MsLE
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Jherad on January 04, 2014, 08:41:34 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odJxJRAxdFU
Three-Dimensional Mid-Air Acoustic Manipulation... Making stuff float with ultrasound waves. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sickrubik on January 06, 2014, 09:13:44 PM Michael Bay quits Samsung presser:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268 Best quotes from twitter: "He froze when he was talking about WHAT HE DOES AS A FILMMAKER. That's hilarious and sad at the same time." "Who knew Michael Bay cared so much about the script?" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on January 06, 2014, 09:28:41 PM So he couldn't give some generic answers about his filmmaking without the teleprompter. And rather runs off stage. Do I understand that right?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sickrubik on January 06, 2014, 10:02:19 PM Yup!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 09, 2014, 12:24:22 PM Dear God, that could only have been more appropriate if he had exploded for no good goddamn reason.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on January 12, 2014, 04:22:23 PM The Russian Army Choir performs:
Adele's "Skyfall" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F832ZZNRV0) Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOTt8QZWSdw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on January 13, 2014, 01:14:25 AM So he couldn't give some generic answers about his filmmaking without the teleprompter. And rather runs off stage. Do I understand that right? Looks like he had some sort of anxiety attack. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on January 15, 2014, 01:27:19 PM Old people and technology.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/8004316/#54075719 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on January 18, 2014, 08:15:40 AM This is cool. (http://distractify.com/fun/amazing-t-rex-optical-illusion/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on January 18, 2014, 09:59:00 AM Holy crap, that was amazing. I wonder if it would still work if you looked at them in person or if it needs to be displayed on something 2D like a monitor/tv.
Edit: typo. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on January 18, 2014, 02:24:15 PM Second the amazingness of this video. I would totally get one and put it in the window facing the pedestrians, just to spike their curiosity.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on January 20, 2014, 01:34:02 AM Old people and technology. What are they talking about ? USB ? WiFi ? WLAN ? http://www.nbcnews.com/id/8004316/#54075719 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on January 21, 2014, 03:05:19 PM The difference between cats and dogs. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYMs_1y2_gw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 21, 2014, 03:09:48 PM I can fly!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on January 24, 2014, 12:51:56 PM Depressingly accurate (http://conferencecall.biz/)
EDIT: Second the amazingness of this video. I would totally get one and put it in the window facing the pedestrians, just to spike their curiosity. Here's a printable version of the T-Rex (http://geekologie.com/2014/01/t-rex-optical-illusion-follows-you-with.php). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 24, 2014, 01:16:04 PM Depressingly accurate (http://conferencecall.biz/) It's like Bergman created the holy writ for corporate employment. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on January 25, 2014, 03:54:26 PM Depressingly accurate (http://conferencecall.biz/) EDIT: Second the amazingness of this video. I would totally get one and put it in the window facing the pedestrians, just to spike their curiosity. Here's a printable version of the T-Rex (http://geekologie.com/2014/01/t-rex-optical-illusion-follows-you-with.php). That was very nice to find that for me! I promise to put it to good use. Thank you Mister :) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on January 25, 2014, 05:05:30 PM You don't choose the StuG life...the StuG life chooses you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh8Xwp4laKQ
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 03, 2014, 09:16:02 AM Georgia Lawyer's Actual 2-minute local Super Bowl Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2gdPY-88w)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on February 03, 2014, 11:12:44 AM Not sure how to feel about that. It was like lawyer meets Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 03, 2014, 06:01:17 PM His site (http://jamiecasinoinjuryattorneys.com/)contains customer references published in the original handwriting :)
(http://jamiecasinoinjuryattorneys.com/wp-content/themes/jclg/img/testimonials/lg/client-testimonials_set1_Page_015.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Korachia on February 05, 2014, 02:28:29 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs)
A goat simulator game.. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 05, 2014, 02:31:33 PM Climbing ladders looks painful.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 05, 2014, 02:56:43 PM What is this... I don't even... :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PM Climbing ladders looks painful. It's included as a nod to the "laddergoat" viral video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on February 07, 2014, 04:06:23 PM Time for some culture: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGSTYvx5c78
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 12, 2014, 01:32:50 PM 2,073 ft of nope (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on February 12, 2014, 01:51:17 PM The night shots were awesome, like Blade Runner. The rest, nope.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: sickrubik on February 12, 2014, 06:17:44 PM Camera gets dropped from plane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrxPuk0JefA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on February 13, 2014, 05:27:02 AM Sinkhole that happened at the Corvette Museum last night (Feb 13th)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4caS9zeFdA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on February 13, 2014, 05:48:07 AM Sinkhole that happened at the Corvette Museum last night (Feb 13th) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4caS9zeFdA Megatron must be stopped; No matter the cost. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 13, 2014, 12:28:44 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U)
Two Russians climb a crane on top of the (unfinished) Shangai Tower. 650m above ground. I don't understand how people can not have vertigo. I feel terrible just seeing that on a small youtube video. :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 13, 2014, 12:36:01 PM (http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5isyyghA61qzmg2lo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 13, 2014, 12:40:19 PM [ img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5isyyghA61qzmg2lo1_500.png[/img] That's not actually a video. You can tell from the pixels. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 13, 2014, 12:42:41 PM I needed a really big nope for that climbing video.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 13, 2014, 12:50:46 PM I needed a really big nope for that climbing video. Ohhh. Sorry. You are cleverer than me. I watched the ending-part three times in a row to torture myself with vertigo and started to feel really bad/slightly sickish. Only then I asked myself "Wait, why I am doing this?" Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 13, 2014, 05:34:36 PM calapine, you going for a BW award? Check five post above yours :P
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Quinton on February 16, 2014, 12:20:37 AM Crazy Russians climb second highest building in the world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U
Some stills here; http://raskalov-vit.livejournal.com/134512.html http://dedmaxopka.livejournal.com/72833.html "Aware of the strict Chinese law, we prepared carefully and picked an appropriate date, the Chinese New Year day. At that time the security was less watchful, workers were on vacations, and cranes did not work. We got to the crane at around midnight. It took us almost two hours to get on the 120th floor by foot. And also, we spend almost 18 hours on top of the building, sleeping and waiting for better weather. The result you can see in our new video." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 16, 2014, 12:47:52 AM 2,073 ft of nope (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U) Two Russians climb a crane on top of the (unfinished) Shangai Tower. 650m above ground. I don't understand how people can not have vertigo. I feel terrible just seeing that on a small youtube video. :ye_gods: calapine, you going for a BW award? Check five post above yours :P Crazy Russians climb second highest building in the world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U Some stills here; http://raskalov-vit.livejournal.com/134512.html http://dedmaxopka.livejournal.com/72833.html "Aware of the strict Chinese law, we prepared carefully and picked an appropriate date, the Chinese New Year day. At that time the security was less watchful, workers were on vacations, and cranes did not work. We got to the crane at around midnight. It took us almost two hours to get on the 120th floor by foot. And also, we spend almost 18 hours on top of the building, sleeping and waiting for better weather. The result you can see in our new video." *laughing so hard* What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 17, 2014, 12:55:28 PM http://stadtfilm-wien.at/film/47/ (http://stadtfilm-wien.at/film/47/)
Vienna in 1906. Short three minute ride filmed from a tramway. No cars anyway, a pleasant change to today. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Quinton on February 17, 2014, 07:37:35 PM Doh, is that like a double-bw? Sorry, I fail at the useless videos thread...
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 18, 2014, 06:09:57 PM Sir David Attenborough voice-over for curling at the Winter Olympics (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPYOoPy3t5A).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 20, 2014, 07:56:08 PM BALANCING GOATS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58-atNakMWw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 24, 2014, 02:00:35 PM I've been looking for this short for a while (not really, but thought about it!). Back in ye olden tymes before HD channels were commercial networks, they ran short films between shows. It was awesome, so many great short films.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz1qIj3_1U4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on February 24, 2014, 06:09:54 PM I've been looking for this short for a while (not really, but thought about it!). Back in ye olden tymes before HD channels were commercial networks, they ran short films between shows. It was awesome, so many great short films. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz1qIj3_1U4 Holy crap that was weird. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on February 24, 2014, 08:19:00 PM Yep, I'm terrified.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 25, 2014, 08:39:48 AM What... the... fuck? Where did that video come from?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 26, 2014, 08:18:34 AM Dunno. Used to be tons of them on the HD channels. 20 minutes of Hogan's Heroes and then 10 minutes of bizarre shit like that. It was so good.
There's another one I liked about a guy who gets cut off when he tries parking in a parking garage that I haven't been able to dig up. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 26, 2014, 08:37:22 AM Here's a slightly higher def version (http://vimeo.com/23191218)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on February 26, 2014, 10:53:25 PM The man behind that won an Oscar in 2004 for this (https://www.nfb.ca/film/ryan).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 27, 2014, 11:17:48 AM Well, that was fucking depressing.
(I had a very good artist friend drink himself to death in 2012) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on March 04, 2014, 07:15:31 AM This might cheer you up... or something. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGfNSitVQFM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on March 04, 2014, 08:22:29 AM This might cheer you up... or something. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGfNSitVQFM) I needed a laugh like that.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on March 04, 2014, 01:22:57 PM 50 Cent dubbed over a Jehovah's Witnesses trying to get deaf people to stop masturbating (http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/13400/50-cent-dubbed-over-a-jehovahs-witnesses-trying-to-get-deaf-people-to-stop-masturbating)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 05, 2014, 08:19:21 AM massively wrong thread.nm
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 07, 2014, 02:19:25 PM What happens when a balloonfish feels threatend? Click here to find out! (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6588120/d4701198/hoe_een_kogelvis_reageert_op_gevaar.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Der Helm on March 09, 2014, 12:06:25 PM What happens when a balloonfish feels threatend? Click here to find out! (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6588120/d4701198/hoe_een_kogelvis_reageert_op_gevaar.html) Thank god the fish survived.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on March 12, 2014, 02:12:25 PM Will it crush? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4lnVx2BAYk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 12, 2014, 02:29:19 PM Will it crush? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4lnVx2BAYk) Best part was crushing a russian SU-100 tank destroyer model. As a patton lover, I can fully empathize. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: jakonovski on March 15, 2014, 03:03:16 PM NiN is pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 15, 2014, 04:59:21 PM Will it crush? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4lnVx2BAYk) Best part was crushing a russian SU-100 tank destroyer model. As a patton lover, I can fully empathize. Why is he doing this? Some charity thing? That's Austrian army markings on the tank, btw. Old men with too much money... :roll: Edit: Ok, I did some googling. That is the actual tank he was serving on during his army service as tank driver in 1965. He bought it in 1992. What a big kid he is. :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on March 18, 2014, 12:29:15 PM Seriously, you chaps aren't McConnelling ?
Trouble (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mWQKWv772Hw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 18, 2014, 12:52:01 PM Oh fuck, I needed that laugh. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on March 20, 2014, 03:53:17 AM Superman rescues a GoPro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Ib9SwC7EI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 20, 2014, 12:13:18 PM We had a guy come out to the agency and demo one of those drone camera thingies. They were pretty goddamn awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on March 20, 2014, 05:51:22 PM After the helicopter crash downtown this week, I'm not sure why we're not moving to camera drone tech for those services. It has to be cheaper and safer than what we have now.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on March 21, 2014, 02:52:54 PM Razing a skyscraper the ecological way (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbzVfLWQNkA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on March 22, 2014, 02:04:49 AM Shadow of the Collossus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0GscbnXz6U)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on March 28, 2014, 01:24:11 PM Special Forces! FUCK YEAH! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J1ctr877qs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rk47 on March 30, 2014, 11:03:43 PM http://www.montegrappa.com/products/writing_instruments/chaos/index.html
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on April 07, 2014, 07:54:48 PM Whoops. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pQ_ZozZIio)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on April 11, 2014, 11:12:28 AM I'm apologize in advance. This was making the rounds at work and I feel someone else has to share in the misery. It's terrible.
ff to the 1:00 mark when the pain sets in. At 3:25 it hurts like passing a kidney stone. By 3:50 I just want to quit my job. Let's get social. Or not, please. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvvFfeLh84#t=152) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 11, 2014, 12:38:23 PM You know, I like social media. I think it's an interesting phenomenon, and there are some truly fascinating things you can use it for. However, I'd like to take every social media "expert" and social marketing "guru" and shoot them into the sun. They are digital snake oil salesman. And this was just fucking painful.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nevermore on April 12, 2014, 07:04:36 PM True Facts About the Owl. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Cadaverine on April 12, 2014, 09:11:48 PM I'm apologize in advance. This was making the rounds at work and I feel someone else has to share in the misery. It's terrible. ff to the 1:00 mark when the pain sets in. At 3:25 it hurts like passing a kidney stone. By 3:50 I just want to quit my job. Let's get social. Or not, please. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvvFfeLh84#t=152) This video really does a great job of encapsulating why I don't leave the house anymore. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on April 13, 2014, 02:28:51 PM I couldn't make it all the way through that. Too horrible. It makes every lame camp counselor skit look like Broadway.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 20, 2014, 08:10:21 PM "Safety, as you know, is paramount" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ircHCzcg3WY#t=13)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 24, 2014, 04:56:01 AM Company announcement: Climate policy update (http://youtu.be/tqXzAUaTUSc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on April 27, 2014, 10:55:24 PM Three minute psychodrama: There's a man in the woods. (http://player.vimeo.com/video/93052696)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 28, 2014, 08:20:03 AM Fuck. :grin:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on April 28, 2014, 10:32:04 AM I thought the lawyers would like this. (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/28/opinion/verbatim-what-is-a-photocopier.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shannow on April 29, 2014, 12:44:58 PM I thought the lawyers would like this. (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/28/opinion/verbatim-what-is-a-photocopier.html) This is so awesome. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on April 29, 2014, 07:27:13 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX3O5v-ylC4
Korean centaur music video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 30, 2014, 08:13:22 AM I stand by my review of Lineage 2. Koreans are fucking crazy.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 07, 2014, 11:02:48 PM She nearly shot herself in the face with a nailgun, live on air. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CjeoJLcMfU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 08, 2014, 08:54:32 AM She nearly shot herself in the face with a nailgun, live on air. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CjeoJLcMfU) This is why women's rights is an important issue. Just can't afford to have these creatures derping about our planet anymore. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on May 08, 2014, 09:01:40 AM She wasn't in any real danger. All current nail guns have a safety catch on them so you can't shoot yourself in the face.
Still, dumb. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on May 08, 2014, 07:48:44 PM Headshot d'un chat dans "La meilleure boulangerie de France" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Sbt345jkk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on May 10, 2014, 03:57:56 PM Fan-made trailer for a non-existent live action Akira: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1GO-93Nt3c
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on May 15, 2014, 06:51:38 PM http://youtu.be/ceASgdgb0-Y
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 20, 2014, 12:12:30 PM What a fucking moron.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on May 20, 2014, 12:25:54 PM What a fucking moron. You don't like the hedgehog?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on May 24, 2014, 11:46:12 AM Milk vs. Red Bull (English version) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr0pmfHZuH4)
Have to post this little rant just out of matters of Austrian patriotism. (Although I actually found it on reddit. *grumbles* :oh_i_see:) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on May 24, 2014, 12:08:27 PM Celebs read mean tweets. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imW392e6XR0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Bzalthek on May 25, 2014, 09:13:51 AM Milk vs. Red Bull (English version) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr0pmfHZuH4) Have to post this little rant just out of matters of Austrian patriotism. (Although I actually found it on reddit. *grumbles* :oh_i_see:) Sleep deprivation is my only excuse: So, at first I thought this was a foreign language and I tried to turn subtitles on. I click on the CC button and turn on closed captions, and the gibberish printed was absolutely hilarious. About halfway through, I realized it actually was English. Then I couldn't stop giggling. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on May 26, 2014, 12:20:15 PM Prepare to feel old.
Kids react to old computer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7EpEnglgk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on May 26, 2014, 02:44:25 PM Prepare to feel old. Kids react to old computer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7EpEnglgk When they were playing the game, and that little girl said, "At least it's better than Flappy Bird." I almost died. That was the best part of that video. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on May 26, 2014, 06:08:40 PM "Kids over-emoting on video" is an alternative name for that series.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on June 03, 2014, 01:03:54 PM Barry from Watford calls Ian Lee about Blue Badge Holders (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOKKPJzr-4w&feature=youtu.be)
:awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 06, 2014, 09:12:41 AM Man's very particular about his biscuits.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: climbjtree on June 14, 2014, 05:45:25 AM Here it is, Friday! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vetelNY65r8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 17, 2014, 07:33:00 AM Cats Sleeping in Weird Positions (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwji6HiXWCs)
Cats Sleeping in Weird Positions II (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2yikYL3uX0) Eggsactly what it say on the tin! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 18, 2014, 05:09:02 PM Epic Rap Battle: Sir Issac Newton vs. Bill Nye (weird al)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yis7GzlXNM&feature=kp Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Surlyboi on June 21, 2014, 07:26:06 PM What do you Poupon? http://youtu.be/OeG3dwk8D6w
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 25, 2014, 03:00:53 PM Poor, lonley autobus. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LP5WB6OXv1g)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 25, 2014, 05:26:48 PM Wimbledon 12-seed gives thoughts on VAMPIRES in tennis. Was asked about UMPIRES. (http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/06/24/ernests_gulbis_confuses_umpires_and_vampires_during_wimbledon_press_conference.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on June 28, 2014, 08:00:47 PM Unicorns are from hell, and when you are not at home they are screwing your wife:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJjJ_8CgzDY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 04, 2014, 02:17:07 PM Weird perspective trick in painting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu1klHizoDM
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on July 06, 2014, 08:02:18 PM Freestyle (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYi24D9lHqc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on July 07, 2014, 10:51:34 AM I'm now certain that I could never be a race car driver. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7gmbQ8KxM4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on July 13, 2014, 01:34:42 PM Quite possibly the funniest tampon advert ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEcZmT0fiNM
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on July 20, 2014, 07:29:01 PM 250 animators work together to produce a shot for shot copy of an episode of Sailor Moon. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orhh6TZ6qCE)
Yup. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on July 26, 2014, 03:37:15 AM 10 year old girl playing Rocksmith and DESTROYING Slayer's War Ensemble (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFd2Mi2FTzs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 26, 2014, 03:44:16 AM Um. How does that work ?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Cadaverine on July 26, 2014, 06:15:39 AM Damn. I liked the vocal accompaniment. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 26, 2014, 09:37:24 PM Wow. I've been listening to that song for 20 years, and I'm not even close to being able to play it with that level of skill on Rocksmith. Goddamn kids.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on July 29, 2014, 02:50:29 PM Every Samuel L. Jackson "Motherfucker"... Ever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0LBi1MHoaU&sns=tw)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on July 29, 2014, 10:00:56 PM 10 year old girl playing Rocksmith and DESTROYING Slayer's War Ensemble (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFd2Mi2FTzs) Wholly begesus. Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E96Xx3I5PHQ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on August 01, 2014, 07:37:52 PM How to catch a kangaroo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on August 05, 2014, 10:54:31 AM Cuteness for Calapine. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81720bVYf9Q)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on August 06, 2014, 05:51:40 PM Obama sings Fancy. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8tFaU571xg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Simond on August 07, 2014, 03:18:04 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H3xQzQauyY
Gilbert Gottfried overdubs some vidya gaems. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on August 08, 2014, 11:41:08 AM Video released today of an accident on the I-75 bridge in Cincinnati last weekend. This is a double-decker bridge where one lane runs north and the other south. A semi swerves and knocks a minivan filled with people from the top deck to the bottom. The van hits about the ONLY place the two lanes intersect. 20 feet either way and they'd have been in the river. All occupants survived.
http://www.local12.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/video-shows-car-plunge-brent-spence-bridge-15738.shtml Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on August 09, 2014, 05:43:23 PM Sometimes I wish I could fold myself up and run away, too. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M1zNIVGrjM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on August 13, 2014, 09:14:36 AM ed: Know, what the robots thread is a better place for this. Here, have a monkey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjqfX8-L0Tk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on August 13, 2014, 12:36:37 PM Monkey approved! :thumbs_up:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 13, 2014, 01:08:22 PM That monkey's face disturbingly reminds me of those pictures you see where they put like Tim Roth's face on Miley Cyrus's body or some shit. Creepily cute, though.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nevermore on August 19, 2014, 02:12:59 PM Barely Legal Pawn (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovqM72em1dA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 20, 2014, 09:29:11 AM Two fish, playing street fighter.
http://www.twitch.tv/fishplaystreetfighter Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on August 20, 2014, 09:38:23 AM Two fish, playing street fighter. http://www.twitch.tv/fishplaystreetfighter 7500 viewers. Christ. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Surlyboi on August 21, 2014, 06:10:55 AM Hans Gruber, you creepy bastard.
http://vimeo.com/100888579 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on August 25, 2014, 07:01:55 PM that was pretty good, difficult to watch at first
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on August 25, 2014, 07:29:32 PM Liked that. Nice change of direction.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on August 26, 2014, 09:52:53 AM Didn't leave any money, the cheap bastard.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on August 28, 2014, 06:43:47 PM Robert Downey Jr. is too fucking cool for words. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiuzFNtki60)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Surlyboi on August 28, 2014, 08:11:01 PM He did the closing song for Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang as well. He's talented as fuck.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on September 04, 2014, 05:17:07 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zVR5oSoVRA
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on September 05, 2014, 07:09:22 AM Why ??
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 05, 2014, 08:23:45 AM You wouldn't download a cow would you?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 05, 2014, 09:45:27 AM Why ?? She was asking for it. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Shannow on September 05, 2014, 10:31:43 AM Why ?? I thought the more pertinent question was how?!?! Not exactly a video but if you're a trailer whore like me Here's a link to 85 movie trailers coming in fall '14 (http://graphics.wsj.com/FallMovies2014/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Surlyboi on September 09, 2014, 09:22:06 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKG2WAkgyyU
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 11, 2014, 08:02:38 PM The return of the "apparently" kid is well worth it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrIrbeoDkT0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kail on September 12, 2014, 05:16:49 AM Another russian road rage video (sorry if it's already been posted)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 14, 2014, 08:46:39 AM Papua New Guinea's Tavurvur Volcano Eruption (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx5UecbuYw8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 14, 2014, 11:10:10 AM Another russian road rage video (sorry if it's already been posted) That guy is going to have nightmares for the rest of his life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on September 23, 2014, 08:25:55 AM Not sure where exactly to put this, but Steven Soderbergh converted Raiders of the Lost Ark to black and white and took out all the dialogue to show just how amazing Spielberg was at staging
http://extension765.com/sdr/18-raiders Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on September 24, 2014, 03:40:27 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9c0UeYhFc
Perfect. And possibly nsfw for people with shitty jobs. Edit: His comment on the youtube video is pretty perfect: Quote MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY FANS. SHOUT OUT TO SATAN, THE ILLUMINATI AND BUILDING 7. DEATH IS COMING AND CANNOT BE STOPPED. I AM SO HUMBLED BY YOUR SUPPORT. I AM IMMORTAL AND THIS SKIN IS TEMPORARY. I NEED THE BLOOD. LOVE TO ANY ONE OUT THERE WHO IS STRUGGLING. THE NONBELIEVERS WILL TASTE FIRE. THE DARKNESS APPROACHES. ACCEPT IT BUT STILL FEAR IT. I AM SO BLESSED. XOXO Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on September 24, 2014, 04:33:50 PM Not sure where exactly to put this, but Steven Soderbergh converted Raiders of the Lost Ark to black and white and took out all the dialogue to show just how amazing Spielberg was at staging http://extension765.com/sdr/18-raiders You missed mentioning that he replaced the music with a soundtrack by Trent Reznor. The video is pretty goddamn fantastic. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 24, 2014, 09:25:03 PM I want to like it but the entire message of the song boils down to "grass still green, water still wet" the songs pandering to young girls thing has been done to death.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 26, 2014, 05:51:49 PM Assassin's Creed Kittens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnk15Wf6xMU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on September 26, 2014, 06:33:50 PM Assassin's Creed Kittens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnk15Wf6xMU) Jesus Christ.On a sad note I saw some horrible person wearing an AC sweatshirt and felt really bad for him. Then I felt really bad for me that I was even able to figure that out and thought I should swear off video games. This, this is what the poor bastard was wearing out in the open, imagine an actual head in there trying to be hidden: (http://i.imgur.com/Z3dFZMj.png) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on September 28, 2014, 11:52:48 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY73f1bRO6Q
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: grebo on October 01, 2014, 06:48:12 AM Must watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia-6NJDl53E Takedowned! So it's here now: http://vimeo.com/107435702 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 01, 2014, 09:01:16 AM Are you trying to induce seizures? Jesus, 30 seconds gave me a headache. :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: grebo on October 01, 2014, 10:45:00 AM Are you trying to induce seizures? Jesus, 30 seconds gave me a headache. :uhrr: Don't give in to your physical weakness. It's worth the pain. Watch the whole thing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on October 01, 2014, 06:26:10 PM GE Link light bulb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIY7ushchU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Father mike on October 02, 2014, 07:25:07 AM GE Link light bulb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIY7ushchU) The scene transition at 1:40 :drill: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on October 11, 2014, 08:41:09 PM Slow motion Wharrgarbl (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUGEtZTCk7g) :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 13, 2014, 05:53:04 PM The kind of thing you expect me to post (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciDAfhhSgns)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on October 13, 2014, 08:01:55 PM Jesus, gold star post of the week. That was awesome. I like the meth precursor that shows up around the 1:30 mark; really gives some meaning behind the fight.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on October 13, 2014, 08:43:01 PM Great post, and I like the water dogs the one before too.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 13, 2014, 09:51:20 PM apparently the original - has alt soundtrack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 14, 2014, 06:39:43 PM I immediately thought of Schild. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRxCeO2KIS8#t=486)
ed: There's the time code I was looking for.. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 15, 2014, 08:38:49 AM Not nearly enough cursing. Not even one "fuck" in there.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on October 30, 2014, 11:52:42 PM Bunnies can fly! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFfxTZA6ao)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on October 31, 2014, 12:24:03 AM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 31, 2014, 12:33:53 AM Silence of the Lambs as 8-bit video game. (http://youtu.be/tXLCGkfa-CM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 31, 2014, 10:16:48 AM Bunnies can fly! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFfxTZA6ao) Nature, bitches. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 05, 2014, 05:39:15 AM Australian man rides dead whale as sharks feed on the rotting carcass (http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2014/nov/02/man-rides-dead-whale-video)
Quote An Australian man has dived into the ocean near Rottnest Island off Western Australia and climbed onto a dead whale while sharks circled the rotting carcass. The parents of the 26-year-old man, Harrison Williams, were less than impressed. "Mum thinks I'm an idiot, dad's not too proud either," he said. Australia has issues... :uhrr: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: lamaros on November 05, 2014, 05:14:35 PM Australia is awesome, thank you kindly.
That guy was pretty damn stupid. He said he didn't know about the sharks. But why would you want to do that anyhow? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 05, 2014, 08:16:28 PM Australia's motto should be "Hold my beer..."
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on November 06, 2014, 08:49:00 AM Probably good weed. The 'shit, a dead whale, gotta get on board!' sativa strain.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Triax on November 07, 2014, 12:50:58 PM Yegods,
Forgive me, it demands to be rebroadcast. I can't get it out of my head. Adult Swim's "Too Many Cooks" meet 80's sitcom parody extraordinaire... Give it time, it's a long one, but, give it time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 07, 2014, 01:30:42 PM Yeah, it's worth it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 07, 2014, 02:44:41 PM Yeah, I almost switched that one off about halfway in, but it is worth hanging around for the end. It's goddamn brilliant.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on November 07, 2014, 04:59:46 PM I haven't been to this thread in about half a year and I just came in to make sure Too Many Cooks had been posted. It's that good.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: murdoc on November 07, 2014, 10:12:49 PM Shia LaBeouf (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI#t=187)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 07, 2014, 11:27:06 PM What in the fuck did I just watch?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on November 08, 2014, 03:58:28 PM Shia LaBeouf (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI#t=187) Arrgh what is that based on, I forget?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on November 08, 2014, 05:55:07 PM Shia LaBeouf (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI#t=187) Arrgh what is that based on, I forget?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on November 09, 2014, 12:40:06 AM Gamer Gate gets a funny Picture, so why not a totally appropriate, absolutely awesome, funny video (sort of):
Still Alive (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWn5noD53SI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: luckton on November 11, 2014, 09:21:41 AM I need this for my shower. (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=242632045927150)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on November 11, 2014, 04:12:29 PM Ok, I actually lol'ed at that.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on November 11, 2014, 09:26:39 PM Ten Hours of Princess Leia Walking in NYC (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCDYSJwwE4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on November 12, 2014, 05:38:50 AM I'm very glad somebody made that video. The other versions of that "walking down the street" test as a woman were getting obnoxious.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 15, 2014, 10:16:42 AM Clickbait. It's says 10 hours but the video is only 2 min 34 s. :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 16, 2014, 06:26:51 PM Did we have that yet?
Reich Friends (http://youtu.be/sEGeHxF0tF4) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on November 17, 2014, 01:06:05 PM Did we have that yet? Reich Friends (http://youtu.be/sEGeHxF0tF4) ...and with that, I have discovered that I am a horrible human being that deserves infinite shame. I laughed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 17, 2014, 01:52:35 PM So... fucking... wrong.
I laughed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on November 19, 2014, 03:17:10 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRBAZJ4lF0U#t=18
Hahaha. Grandmas smoke weed for the first time. :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on November 19, 2014, 06:46:25 PM That's so awesome; the lady in the middle got hammered! Maybe a bit too much. ;)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on November 21, 2014, 07:36:30 PM Do you want to build a meth lab? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uty2zd7qizA) :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Surlyboi on November 23, 2014, 11:45:39 AM Yale's goalkeeper puts on a clinic...
http://youtu.be/8F9jXYOH2c0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: penfold on November 24, 2014, 01:40:04 PM Show me your moves.
http://youtu.be/aTuwtKDhALk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nevermore on November 24, 2014, 02:39:52 PM How about these moves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXtB1UshqmI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXtB1UshqmI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 24, 2014, 04:03:29 PM FUCK.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 25, 2014, 06:48:18 AM Show me your moves. http://youtu.be/aTuwtKDhALk Painfully fake. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 27, 2014, 05:05:18 PM This video seems to have made the rounds quite a while ago already, but I missed. And maybe I wasn't the only one, so:
1000 years of European borders change timelapse map (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sjHGODFHg) I think it's quite fascinating. The thick black outlines appearing in the 13th century until 1806 is the (nominal) border of the Holy Roman Empire. Maybe not immediately apparent (as it's only geographically labeled): the dark-yellow spot forming around present day Austria and later including Hungary and Bohemia is all a single territory of house Habsburg. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on November 27, 2014, 09:47:28 PM I really enjoyed seeing the HRE slowly transforming into a billion little states (during the 30 years war there was something like 3,000 territories in the HRE. Noone's actually sure because it isn't clear exactly where borders were or whether a lot were actually independent, just acted as if they were or what have you). Also seeing all the borders shit the bed every time there's a major conflict.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on November 29, 2014, 11:03:01 PM The Auralnauts just crack me up (and I haven't even seen the movie):
TRANSFORMERS: AOE (10 Guaranteed Improvements) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRmRMnVULs8) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on November 30, 2014, 05:54:05 PM Waiting in line at a Tokyo Comic book festival (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QwfZZG4Q_FE) (skip to the 1 minute mark)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Surlyboi on November 30, 2014, 06:36:47 PM While we're in Japan, how fast is NTT DoCoMo's LTE?
http://youtu.be/lkaIoH6Um60 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kail on November 30, 2014, 06:39:38 PM This video seems to have made the rounds quite a while ago already, but I missed. And maybe I wasn't the only one, so: 1000 years of European borders change timelapse map (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sjHGODFHg) I think it's quite fascinating. "This video is not available in your country." IRONY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 01, 2014, 02:00:35 AM This video seems to have made the rounds quite a while ago already, but I missed. And maybe I wasn't the only one, so: 1000 years of European borders change timelapse map (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sjHGODFHg) I think it's quite fascinating. "This video is not available in your country." IRONY Where are you from? Germany? :grin: Try: https://www.google.at/#q=1000+years+of+European+borders+change+timelapse+map&tbm=vid Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on December 04, 2014, 10:18:08 PM Kids covering Tool's 46 & 2 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKLvYGqaC0) :drill:
*edit:* Fixed url. Doing embed codes on a tablet sucks :( Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 05, 2014, 12:41:32 AM Embed code missing a bracket. Also, this was posted a long time ago in the music thread, if memory serves. Not that there's anything wrong with posting it again; its a very nice rendition.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on December 06, 2014, 08:35:20 AM Matt Inman (from the Oatmeal) describing his god (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ_BtZ-5O60) :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on December 06, 2014, 10:32:40 AM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on December 13, 2014, 09:19:50 PM Ok, that was pretty fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on January 01, 2015, 07:39:15 AM Found while idly browsing:
Orson Welles Drunk (http://youtu.be/Nvxwf1jxdaM) As comparison, here is the final commercial cut: Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb1KndrrXsY) Makes me feel better about my own drinking. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on January 12, 2015, 08:09:25 AM Who's up for braving their iPhone 6 in this case (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILltB8bHxeE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on January 14, 2015, 08:49:36 AM Cocopus/Octonut (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biuoagnGCFQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 15, 2015, 09:21:30 AM What's the big deal? That's how he rolls.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on January 15, 2015, 09:45:10 AM You should be shot for that.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on January 16, 2015, 01:52:44 AM Nature. :why_so_serious: I started thinking "This must be fake...". But no.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on January 16, 2015, 07:43:41 AM I watched the video with the sound off, the entire time imagining that it sounded like a galloping horse.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 22, 2015, 03:45:15 PM Organisation that helps ex-cons turn their prison tattoos into something beautiful (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJWhe33EviU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on January 23, 2015, 02:51:48 PM Green Arrow IRL (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 23, 2015, 03:26:17 PM The comments in that video are the best part.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on January 28, 2015, 11:31:57 PM Most important video of the year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDp-ABzpRX8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Falconeer on January 29, 2015, 10:23:01 AM http://youtu.be/mDp-ABzpRX8 EDIT: HAHA we literally posted at the same second. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on January 31, 2015, 09:55:07 AM Keep calm, it's just a game (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEupbg60uF8) :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on January 31, 2015, 10:08:36 AM Marshawn Lynch and Rob Gronkowski Play "Mortal Kombat X" With Conan O'Brien (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNpkSyryQz4) :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on January 31, 2015, 04:32:52 PM Those fatalities are gratuitous!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on January 31, 2015, 07:28:51 PM They really are kinda gross.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on February 04, 2015, 08:37:38 PM Russian cat circus (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODKNlhVW_GU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 10, 2015, 11:09:45 AM From 2011, but Youtube videos need some time to ripen anyway:
Evolution of the Hipster (http://youtu.be/jbTI7eWaQbk) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on February 13, 2015, 10:51:15 PM Time lapse of sunflowers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zst08tm9s6M&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on February 22, 2015, 01:24:51 PM Manta rays jumping (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HkeGcj24K0)
also real clapping sounds put to smash brother character's clapping animations (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_RRBGKrrUA) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: satael on March 09, 2015, 11:48:51 AM Trevor Moore - Kitty History (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faOUDoRmK_E)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on March 21, 2015, 02:07:01 PM I wonder what the hazard pay on this job is (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCYZZPwJr_c)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on March 21, 2015, 03:12:11 PM I wonder what the hazard pay on this job is (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCYZZPwJr_c) I'm not sure I could convince my body to climb that thing even if it was a ridiculous sum of money.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on March 21, 2015, 03:17:47 PM The video made me nauseous just because of how janky it was.
Also, apparently that was first posted in 2010 and the voiceover is incorrect. He was required to be tied-off the whole time he went up. http://io9.com/5639113/the-scariest-video-you-have-ever-watched-in-the-name-of-science Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on March 21, 2015, 03:24:19 PM Yeah OSHA doesn't just let you free climb towers for the hell of it. They don't even let you get on a 30 feet lift without being tied off.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on April 06, 2015, 10:28:38 PM Game of Thrones: Muppet Version. A Game of Chairs, with Grover Bluejoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhWUFXvaZjo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 08, 2015, 01:23:27 AM I don't know if IainC is going to post this soooo
www.clickhole.com/video/we-put-gopro-sparrow-2248 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on April 08, 2015, 06:19:53 AM Angry sparrow!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 15, 2015, 04:59:33 PM Rabbit eats a castle (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkpWwnNiGgE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Zetor on April 18, 2015, 10:26:21 PM Kung Fury! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=72RqpItxd8M) :awesome_for_real: Followup: the official Kung Fury theme song / music video, by none other than THE HOFF. :why_so_serious:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on May 05, 2015, 09:38:25 AM This one took me a while. Clever ad. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTLO2F_ERY&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 05, 2015, 10:16:13 AM That was clever and adorbs.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on May 06, 2015, 03:45:03 PM Das Bäckerhandwerk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WApO6VQ2Dvc) (The Baker's Craft)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on May 06, 2015, 05:57:23 PM Very cool. Reminds me of Die Eier Von Satan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGAOqpBNxC8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on May 07, 2015, 04:17:16 PM This one took me a while. Clever ad. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTLO2F_ERY&feature=youtu.be) I totally read that as "Enron" at the end :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Zetor on May 08, 2015, 02:29:56 AM Live-action GTA 2... filmed with a drone, top-down style! Cheesy vfx and sfx included.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-UGixSMUUY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on May 10, 2015, 11:31:35 AM Egypt's Russian national anthem fail: Vladimir Putin's off-key welcome in Cairo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yGJYryj-QY&hd=1)
Rather painful. :uhrr: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on May 18, 2015, 08:58:38 PM Mentos the Freshmaker. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw-tceWOL8c)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: penfold on June 16, 2015, 02:09:38 PM Game of Thrones Throne of Dildos
I'll mark it NSFW as its not family safe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfFUpm2YEow Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on June 23, 2015, 10:29:02 AM How to dock like a boss (https://youtu.be/9qHdPhkSSNQ)
Weekend warriors need not apply. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: apocrypha on June 26, 2015, 09:30:05 AM Game of Super Mario Thrones (https://youtu.be/jRIfDI5_PyQ).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on July 01, 2015, 07:15:09 PM The perfect backflop. (https://vid.me/SdqU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on July 01, 2015, 07:18:04 PM It *does* get funnier with each loop. That smack!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on July 01, 2015, 07:48:11 PM Seriously, lol. It's like a clap of thunder.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 02, 2015, 07:29:01 AM OW MY VERTEBRAE!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on July 03, 2015, 07:03:19 PM o_o
forbidden That's all I see, too viral? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 09, 2015, 12:03:10 PM This could be the end of rk47 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD87qO-_rV8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 09, 2015, 12:18:41 PM It's fucking Chick Parm with peppers. :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on July 13, 2015, 07:36:18 AM Happy. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGNeSmX9zhs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on July 13, 2015, 07:40:28 AM Subtle.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 13, 2015, 10:36:10 AM It's easier than focusing on real problems anyways.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on July 21, 2015, 04:19:36 AM It's no longer new since they had the whole What Does the Fox say but I just searched and realised no-one's ever posted anything else by Ylvis.
Stonehenge (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyzgeee2mg) is way better than the the Fox thing. Some of their older songs are also really good, their newer stuff is kind of catchy but suffers from trying to repeat whatever they did with the Fox. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on August 03, 2015, 10:31:52 AM Not one normally for daft mash ups of stupid songs, but this one made me laugh. It's Uptown Funk at the movies.
https://youtu.be/XWPCZeZY9pw (https://youtu.be/XWPCZeZY9pw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 03, 2015, 10:45:58 AM Mostly for ironwood, as requested
https://youtu.be/XCvwCcEP74Q https://youtu.be/MqNLaJkyIB0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 03, 2015, 10:58:05 AM I couldn't find where Iw requested that, but I can say with 100% certainty that I would like to stab that man, in the face, repeatedly.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on August 03, 2015, 11:44:09 AM It was one of those old fashioned 'face to face' conversations. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on August 03, 2015, 01:49:32 PM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Miasma on August 03, 2015, 05:24:29 PM I really hope the subject of that conversation was "pricks with a tan microphone who should be first against the wall".
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: bhodi on August 03, 2015, 11:24:50 PM I softened a bit when he suggested good old fashioned revolution on the rich. He's not advocating, just giving numbers.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on August 04, 2015, 01:05:40 AM Cheers for those. Fascinating stuff. His joke with the watch was awesome.
I'm glad to find it wasn't just me thinking on these things. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 04, 2015, 03:21:18 PM Black Scientologists (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yet2Q0M32GQ).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: penfold on August 12, 2015, 12:04:03 PM Something big just blew up in Tianjian, China, probably in the kiloton range. Munitions, chemicals or the like. (not a nuke)
http://video.weibo.com/show?fid=1034:f2df4e43a94dc5caa90960ecf2b89c44&wm=3333_2001&from=singlemessage&isappinstalled=0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on August 12, 2015, 12:10:24 PM Another video showing both explosions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1aHADL2a24
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 12, 2015, 12:42:50 PM According to BBC News, it was a shipment of explosives in the port.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: penfold on August 12, 2015, 01:34:54 PM Lots more vids in this thread, although some show bodies/people dying so the choice to click it is yours. Reminds me of the Halifax explosion.
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3gqvw2/huge_explosion_in_tianjin_china/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on August 13, 2015, 03:35:33 PM I remembered this because of all the Marilyn Manson/Smashing Pumpkins stuff happening.
Weird Advert (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESMCx0KNVkw) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 21, 2015, 11:09:14 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p747PrxmZJ4
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: SurfD on August 22, 2015, 11:17:50 PM Damnit, I was just coming in to post that. So much :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on August 23, 2015, 08:28:34 AM I haven't seen this posted around here yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=275&v=ufGlBv8Z3NU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=275&v=ufGlBv8Z3NU) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 24, 2015, 06:31:09 AM Damnit, I was just coming in to post that. So much :drill: Check out the 'making of', too. Really cool project.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on August 31, 2015, 07:09:25 PM "Game residue" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9B60dqDAho)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Signe on September 02, 2015, 01:43:33 PM Drive-thru Robot. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=74&v=CdggQr05LAA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 02, 2015, 05:07:53 PM (short video) Foul-mouthed bird (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOt0a_c4e2Q)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on September 11, 2015, 06:13:26 AM Just a normal day forecasting weather in Wales. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 11, 2015, 08:50:35 AM The scariest part of that video is that I can't discount the possibility he actually pronounced it correctly.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 14, 2015, 09:17:30 AM Killer Whales "Wave Wash" Seal (https://youtu.be/hPge_0lea3o) (3:28 second)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on September 14, 2015, 09:26:51 AM It'd be more awesome if they didn't do it to feed, and just to be dicks.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 14, 2015, 09:36:01 AM It'd be more awesome if they didn't do it to feed, and just to be dicks. What got me is not so much the outcome itself (predator animal killing) but the way. The exhausted seal laying on the ice, the orca only requiing a gentle tug to pull it down. Cut to camera directly facing the seal and it slowly disapearing, not even being able to move a muscle or squeal as if it had given up. Air bubbles rising from the water. This seem straight out of a horror film script. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on September 16, 2015, 08:51:30 AM Circulating through the office: http://youtu.be/-gpLVg4yf6U
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on October 16, 2015, 10:43:08 AM Funny... but not necessarily in a good way. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4LI_EqnJq8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on October 16, 2015, 01:37:53 PM https://youtu.be/bxKRKxzVrfY
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on October 16, 2015, 08:22:39 PM It'd be more awesome if they didn't do it to feed, and just to be dicks. Oh, they're being dicks about it. Pretty sure they could have ended it a lot earlier, they just wanted it to reach the 'death came as a comfort' stage first. If we reach the point where we can uplift other species, let's make sure we don't do the Orca. They'd be farming us for food in a couple of decades.--Dave Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on October 17, 2015, 10:49:34 AM https://youtu.be/bxKRKxzVrfY Aye, all very good. Bookmarked, though, for when her nice wee livestreams about the awesomeness of Star Citizen come crashing down around her ears. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on November 09, 2015, 03:48:31 AM I found it funny, but I have low standards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 09, 2015, 06:54:24 PM Jeb (https://vine.co/v/el5IITHaBVZ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on November 09, 2015, 11:03:04 PM Card magic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI5I1w3l3Tg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 10, 2015, 04:08:23 PM Video update from everyone's favourite space team Rosetta & Philae. :grin:
Once upon a time... Living with a comet (https://youtu.be/Ibo3ppiv8Zk) (Bitsy to cutesy to match the space thread's level of discourse, so putting it here) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 11, 2015, 08:20:26 AM That's cool. A really nice TLDR breakdown of the comet exploration for the non-scientist types.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: penfold on November 28, 2015, 05:59:35 AM "I'm just going to put it all in, to see what happens"
title gives it away but what was he thinking. https://youtu.be/jq-qngvz9N0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 28, 2015, 06:43:32 PM Don't pick it up, you dipshit! :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on December 02, 2015, 02:49:22 PM I apologize if this was posted some time ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Mi_OZYno If you liked it then you should have put a leash on it. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 03, 2015, 07:54:08 AM :uhrr: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods:
You have found the new Rick Roll. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on December 03, 2015, 10:17:42 AM On the bright side now I've got actual Beyonce stuck in my head.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 03, 2015, 11:27:53 AM I fail to see how that's a bright side.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on December 04, 2015, 07:05:59 AM Well the alternative was what he actually posted.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 04, 2015, 08:10:48 AM That is a syphilis vs. herpes argument if ever there was one.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 06, 2015, 03:40:28 PM And after all, that's enough Wonderwall (https://vine.co/v/ezMVqK2jTXF).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on December 09, 2015, 08:40:33 AM Orangutan enjoys a magic trick. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIxYCDbRGJc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 12, 2015, 05:44:01 AM Le combat en armure au XVe siècle - 3min50s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hlIUrd7d1Q)
Exactly what it says on the tin. :-) Shows that mobility in armor was better than is commonly assumed and demonstrates some combat techniques. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 13, 2015, 07:53:46 AM That armor's not accurate. The shoulderpads are too small. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: apocrypha on December 19, 2015, 09:57:19 AM To mark the occasion:
https://youtu.be/keWN9eKyy3A (https://youtu.be/keWN9eKyy3A) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on December 19, 2015, 05:33:33 PM Sure why not. Jimmy Fallon's take: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTLAx3VDX7g
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ginaz on January 03, 2016, 01:26:12 AM If you've ever been to the gym more than a handful of times, this begins to look awfully familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1GUQVo1Lps Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on January 06, 2016, 06:00:24 PM Song about making shepherd's pie. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwksxDHNoAE) :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 07, 2016, 08:06:48 AM :thumbs_up: :hulk_rock: :rock: :rock_hard:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on January 07, 2016, 11:19:45 AM Oh man, I love shepherd's pie! Use to always make a quick ghetto version of it when cooking for all the housemates in college.
She didn't use nearly enough mashed potatoes. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on January 14, 2016, 05:01:55 AM What do we say to a building on fire?
"Not today": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD2j6UNngHw Remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0_9ANsGrZ8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on January 14, 2016, 08:27:59 AM Grab yo' wife has competition.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Khaldun on January 23, 2016, 12:56:32 PM Birdseed in a blizzard goes fast.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/71957441@N05/23938098394 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on February 02, 2016, 02:18:01 PM This is pretty good! (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/badger.html)
Happy Bloodworth Day! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on February 03, 2016, 07:51:08 AM Birdseed in a blizzard goes fast. https://www.flickr.com/photos/71957441@N05/23938098394 I am a sucker for ambient/minimalist music in any case, but the music was very well-chosen for that video. It's also a genre that goes particularly well with the "found" sounds picked up by the mic. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 04, 2016, 01:25:10 PM I didn't know Ironwood played Call of Duty (http://thechive.com/2016/02/04/scottish-cod-players-speak-another-language-video/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=theChive%20Daily%202016-02-04&utm_term=daily).
Although, considering not one cunt was heard in the whole thing, I'm not sure those are actual Scots. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on February 04, 2016, 05:59:56 PM For those interested in this kind of thing, a pilot's POV when flying a small 2-place plane on a short trip to a nearby airport and back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXxHfa44Dw (27 mins but worth it) Looks awesome in HD plus he tells you what he is doing and you get to hear him talk to the tower. A day in the life, so to speak. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 05, 2016, 07:31:12 AM The Karate Kid explained (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on February 05, 2016, 01:32:32 PM Loading christmas trees in a truck. With a helicopter. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08K_aEajzNA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on February 08, 2016, 05:32:37 PM I don't know where these go
http://i.imgur.com/rd5jhzV.mp4 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Khaldun on February 13, 2016, 11:19:36 AM Don't fuck with this crab.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 15, 2016, 10:46:53 AM That crab will cut a bitch.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on February 15, 2016, 12:14:32 PM That crab made me feel strangely sad, as if it knew what it was doing with the knife, or even that it actually valued it as a possession. I am a sucker for poignancy, even ridiculous poignancy attributed to something barely possessed of a limbic cortex.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on February 15, 2016, 12:57:19 PM Oh good, it's not just me then.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Khaldun on February 17, 2016, 07:48:46 PM America. Or Something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzzC5YoMTrY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on February 26, 2016, 11:25:02 AM #RobotLivesMatter (#post_RobotLivesMatter)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on February 28, 2016, 12:04:22 AM Funniest thing I have seen online in a matter of years. Very few things bring more than a snort or a chuckle from me. This however, I can't recall the last time I laughed this hard:
http://i.imgur.com/MaOFooa.gifv Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on March 03, 2016, 01:58:27 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwIlpNBKaOg
bonus footage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHKrTykFXs0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on March 03, 2016, 02:10:37 PM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on March 07, 2016, 04:19:23 PM mullet mullet my mullet and my mullet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1qCYhjRX94)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 08, 2016, 07:28:41 AM And on that note, the 2016 Hockey Hair festival (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmucWOLnAb4)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 11, 2016, 06:43:57 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVnYl0OXIJg
4 min outtake featuring Ships in heavy sea. From the film "Oceans", cinema lenght nature film. I think its awesome, but I am not sure if I have good taste. So I wouldnt mind some sort of "yes / noo / it's ok-ish" feedback. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on March 12, 2016, 12:07:41 AM And on that note, the 2016 Hockey Hair festival (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmucWOLnAb4) Probably the biggest mullet I have ever seen, certainly well over 18 inches long (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnQcVM2R8hU) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 12, 2016, 09:26:22 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVnYl0OXIJg 4 min outtake featuring Ships in heavy sea. From the film "Oceans", cinema lenght nature film. I think its awesome, but I am not sure if I have good taste. So I wouldnt mind some sort of "yes / noo / it's ok-ish" feedback. Blocked in the US cuz its Disney. Here's another one of a french frigate I saw yesterday that's pretty cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDWunqdywdY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on March 21, 2016, 12:52:32 PM Bohemian Rhapsody on a 100-year-old programmable fairground organ. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTnGI6Knw5Q)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on April 03, 2016, 02:05:57 PM Tracer vs Widow (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBUMabtslI)
Not a trailer, short film. Quite good considering Blizzard's story videos were somewhat spotty lately. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on April 03, 2016, 11:07:09 PM There's another one: Recall (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqgSyNLzwUA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Kail on April 04, 2016, 12:40:00 PM Really liking Blizzard's Overwatch videos in general. I don't know if they're easier to do or what (probably) but their writing seems like a better fit for the Pixar style Saturday morning cartoon characters than for the "Rejected from Gears of War for being too ridiculous" Starcraft characters.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 05, 2016, 01:56:39 AM Cops chase chihuahua across San Francisco's Bay Bridge. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWekZDlB4s8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 05, 2016, 08:39:15 AM Blizzard should just stop making uninspiring yet solid games, hire some real writers and start making animated movies.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on April 05, 2016, 10:57:18 AM Blizzard should just stop making uninspiring yet solid games, hire some real writers and start making animated movies. The warcraft movie looks just as shitty as every other game tie-in movie or book ever. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 05, 2016, 01:04:40 PM Yeah, but that's not an animated movie and obviously doesn't have good writers. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on April 06, 2016, 09:10:52 AM Here's a treasure trove of random shit to watch: https://www.reddit.com/r/theOcho
I would say nearly everything in that subreddit is less prevalent than LARPing. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on April 08, 2016, 06:55:45 PM NWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSx4DGBstYA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 08, 2016, 09:39:05 PM Dope.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Surlyboi on April 28, 2016, 08:23:12 PM Nice twist on the zombie trope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gryenlQKTbE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 28, 2016, 11:35:01 PM Nice twist on the zombie trope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gryenlQKTbE That's an Aussie one. Reminded me of an earlier classic also with zombies (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYxs7Y7ulrM) (featuring a young Mia Wasikowska). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on May 10, 2016, 12:08:28 PM Lufthansa ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9UTBWo51w Edit: I should have added I think it's worth watching. Or is that clear by the act of posting about it?? :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 10, 2016, 12:57:57 PM That was pretty funny, though I think non-football fans won't get it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on May 14, 2016, 06:56:26 AM That was pretty funny, though I think non-football fans won't get it. You think so? Well, I like explaining jokes: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on May 27, 2016, 03:34:35 PM Custom built pong table (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTBcxr9KBuQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on May 28, 2016, 07:12:53 AM A Japanese man yodelling in german to some chickens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo)
It's silly, but it made me happy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 05, 2016, 11:50:43 AM Not sure where to put this.
My Flow an app that monitors, tracks your tampon's moisture (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CPDKrzTffY) :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 05, 2016, 12:30:32 PM I am wholly unqualified to talk about shit like that, as well as wholly uncomfortable talking or hearing about shit like that. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 05, 2016, 03:26:11 PM I am wholly unqualified to talk about shit like that, as well as wholly uncomfortable talking or hearing about shit like that. :why_so_serious: That makes a good sig line and/or life motto. Print it on a coffee mug! :grin: But yes, after feeling bad for posting such low-effort content I took the time to find an actually interesting video: Tornado close up (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjb7QtMEBUg) Edit: Especially 2:50 to 3:05. Holy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on June 08, 2016, 06:57:33 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L20ovQCIic
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 09, 2016, 01:24:52 PM I am wholly unqualified to talk about shit like that, as well as wholly uncomfortable talking or hearing about shit like that. :why_so_serious: That makes a good sig line and/or life motto. Print it on a coffee mug! :grin: But yes, after feeling bad for posting such low-effort content I took the time to find an actually interesting video: Tornado close up (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjb7QtMEBUg) Edit: Especially 2:50 to 3:05. Holy. 4:30 illustrates the second reason it's dumb as shit to follow large tornadoes. (As if big, unpredicable and able to kill you with debris weren't enough) They can spawn satellites right on top of your head. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on June 15, 2016, 06:14:36 PM How Dubstep came to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMj-iyAoh30 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 23, 2016, 01:45:25 AM BONO! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8hgm2XPaII)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Evildrider on June 24, 2016, 07:58:29 PM Jay Leno is a lucky s.o.b. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LabX19ocJZA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on June 25, 2016, 05:59:00 AM I was all like, that is so cool....oh holy shit. :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on July 03, 2016, 04:39:29 AM Once upon a time... Rosetta's second year at the comet
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxdDx8frN_Y) Another Rosetta update in the fairy tale style. As always cute, but also rather content heavy not fluff. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 03, 2016, 01:18:18 PM Love these updates. So awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on July 04, 2016, 11:25:06 PM Thought this was really well done (https://youtu.be/0MdK8hBkR3s). Cena is such a cool dude.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 05, 2016, 07:42:59 AM Goddamn, that was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on July 09, 2016, 04:27:28 AM Well, now that the Russians have finally leaked this video, can post it. A US diplomat viciously attacks a Russian guard on his way into the Embassy in Moscow. :awesome_for_real:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC10fyQgNqo That video footage is from the FSB (they have a billion camera's around the embassy watching everything that goes on 24/7), and they gave us a copy. When I was copying it over to our system so the Ambassador/Management could see, I reeeeeeeally wanted to splice Guiles theme into it the second the guy burst out of the guard shack. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 09, 2016, 11:23:58 AM ROOFLES. Love that RI Youtube account is so obviously Putin/Russian propaganda outfit. CIA SPY! Wouldn't a CIA spy be a better fighter than that? That really needed some Benny Hill type music or something equally ridiculous.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on July 09, 2016, 12:29:58 PM Well, the pol officer played it correctly. He never started hitting the FSB agent since that would cause issues, and the FSB guy didn't hit him after the initial tackle. They both just wrestled on the ground for awhile till the political officer was able to drag himself through the first set of double doors. Though the guard held on to him with half his body in, the guard had to give up after that and let him go because they are absolutely not allowed past those double doors no matter what. Does make for a pretty funny looking fight.
Also, if you want to see the real propaganda, which this news cast with the text translated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t50kaqGxQs They show that video, but literally say things that aren't happening. That he got out of the cab and ran for the door, while wearing a hat/mask, never showing his ID. His face was completely uncovered, he was walking, and you can't see it from that angle, but he actually flashed his diplomatic ID when he got out of the cab. Not that it matters, because I walk into that door almost every day, and never show my god damn badge to the FSB agents, since they aren't there to protect us. They are there to watch everybody who goes in and out and makes notes. They have all of our faces memorized. Anyways, been getting more fun over here. The traffic stops are getting hilarious as well. People getting pulled over 9 times in a week, for nothing. One guy in the DAO was telling me the cops pulled him over one time, stood in front of his left headlight to block it, and told him his headlight was out. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 09, 2016, 02:01:27 PM One question and one comment.
Why aren't there any US guards on the other side of those doors? Like why couldn't the Russians let a suicide bomber just run through those doors and blow up that side of the Embassy? That US guy that got tackled clearly had some grappling training. Those moves he did on the ground to get himself inside the doors are exactly the same as what experienced MMA fighters do in the ring to get themselves up against the walls of the ring to make it more difficult for the person on top to strike or submit the other person. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on July 09, 2016, 02:58:34 PM You see that second door on the other side of the outer doors? That's the actual hard line. That door/wall is heavily armored and bullet/explosive resistant (also locked at that time of night). It leads into the main guard shack where we have our local guards checking ID's and the metal detectors. After they confirm your identity, they buzz open another heavily armored door, and then you are inside the grounds. So that's where the ID's are checked, not by the FSB guys out front, who's only job is to spy on us and occasionally harass us as we go in and out.
Anybody getting past them would just be locked outside in that little room. That's the back entrance that a lot of family and employees use (we have a lot of people living on the compound itself). That little room is basically just a waiting lobby. Also, thats a stand alone building not commented to any of the main embassy buildings. A suicide bomber would only be blowing up half the guard shack. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on July 09, 2016, 03:09:07 PM Ah okay I couldn't tell from the video that that was a detached building.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: satael on July 10, 2016, 01:56:26 AM The Floppotron (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oym7B7YidKs) :drill:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on July 21, 2016, 11:12:18 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-3fzp7hJrI
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: K9 on July 26, 2016, 01:31:10 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-3fzp7hJrI That guy was great, absolutely nailed the persona Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on August 18, 2016, 08:26:20 AM Squirrel stealing a gopro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6I_Zic29VQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 18, 2016, 09:25:26 AM Ok, the GoPro has now justified it's existence.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 25, 2016, 04:55:13 PM Ordering at McDonalds. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6m0M4se_QQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on August 26, 2016, 04:04:25 AM Ordering at McDonalds. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6m0M4se_QQ) That's how you run a drive through.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 31, 2016, 02:01:46 AM Hawk picks up snake... and drops it on a human family (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QwRW148Jys) (I'm thinking it might be a fake, but it's very realistic)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on August 31, 2016, 01:23:45 PM Star Wars Rogue 1 fan film, stop motion with toys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIrw_AszBvk
:drill: :drillf: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 02, 2016, 03:36:15 PM It feels unproper to link this here, but its a very well made video:
World War II: Loss of Life Visualized (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBTRSFgS9_w) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 06, 2016, 01:23:36 AM Can't you understand Scottish people speaking English? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on September 06, 2016, 04:08:38 PM I just realized our local scot hasn't posted in a long time. Did he go out the door with hangry.boob?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 06, 2016, 04:52:59 PM I do not know where Ironwood is. He's from the same city as the people in the video. I too am a Scot (living in Australia) if it helps.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on September 23, 2016, 01:42:20 PM http://i.imgur.com/H1zC601.gifv
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 23, 2016, 02:00:42 PM I don't even... have you ever seen the water that's in those things? Jesus, I wouldn't bathe a goddamn elephant in that brown sludge, much less what is ostensibly a human being.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 28, 2016, 03:19:54 AM Some people :grin:
The penultimate Rosetta comic-style update :heartbreak: Once upon a time... Rosetta's grand finale (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVKFyFbfpOI) Oh and ESA made an "Ambition - The Epilog" short as well, featuring....Lyanna Stark It's a bit "uhh, okay?" for me. But I am an uncultured Philistine, so ... :grin: I am a Youtube video, if you click me I will play! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSdYCPATV9o) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Nebu on September 30, 2016, 07:10:13 AM Since Halloween is approaching, I thought I'd post this oldie-but-goodie: Guide to candy trading. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLNplefdGKo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 01, 2016, 06:36:21 AM .
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on October 01, 2016, 09:02:07 AM http://i.imgur.com/nlZV5f1.gifv
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: KallDrexx on October 08, 2016, 09:38:37 AM My Shiney Hiney (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVlvnCOUqog)
Apparently it's a real product (https://www.amazon.com/My-Shiney-Hiney-Personal-Cleansing/dp/B00Q9FFZHS?th=1) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: CaptainNapkin on October 09, 2016, 07:41:49 AM My Shiney Hiney (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVlvnCOUqog) While there's only a few, the Amazon reviews are pretty awesome!Apparently it's a real product (https://www.amazon.com/My-Shiney-Hiney-Personal-Cleansing/dp/B00Q9FFZHS?th=1) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 11, 2016, 10:12:26 AM Luke Cage as Family Matters.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0gpED0Z57RU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 20, 2016, 04:01:05 PM TIE Fighter dog (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBBwXAPNLr0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 21, 2016, 09:54:08 AM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 26, 2016, 11:06:23 PM how is prangent formed? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 28, 2016, 02:40:25 PM Since we don't have a Things-that-make-me-wet-myself thread, I'll put this here:
(https://i.imgur.com/mYsKXWp.gif) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Pennilenko on October 29, 2016, 04:28:10 PM I would need new shorts.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 04, 2016, 01:07:22 PM IF you ever need a FUCK FUCK FUCK reaction meme, I recommend this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XRczBvWn7o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XRczBvWn7o) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on November 04, 2016, 01:29:29 PM I'd have already crumpled into a ball on my board awaiting death.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 06, 2016, 10:42:49 AM Human Population Through Time (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwmA3Q0_OE) by the American Museum of Natural Histor, very well made.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on November 17, 2016, 03:01:56 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXJifYl_byU
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on November 17, 2016, 06:34:51 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXJifYl_byU How come I get a viagra ad when I watch that! :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 17, 2016, 06:59:17 PM You know why. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 29, 2016, 09:07:49 AM Timelapse video of the new sarcophagus being rolled over Chernobyl reactor 4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH1bv9fAxiY)
The so called New Safe Confinement has a projected lifetime of 100 years, thus solving the problem of Chernobly once and for all! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: 01101010 on November 29, 2016, 11:49:01 AM Timelapse video of the new sarcophagus being rolled over Chernobyl reactor 4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH1bv9fAxiY) The so called New Safe Confinement has a projected lifetime of 100 years, thus solving the problem of Chernobly once and for all! Which is perfect since we'll all be dead in 80. :why_so_serious: Cool vid though... I would love to visit Pripyat some day... been on my list of places to go to since college. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 11, 2016, 12:56:39 PM MythBusters: Do Larger Breasts Equal Bigger Tips? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YJ91FKZHI0)
MythBusters: Does Money Make Men More Attractive? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k224gY7Tn-Y) You will be shocked by the results! :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on December 18, 2016, 09:01:10 PM Movie trivia Schmoedown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEyglxuy6JI)
I don't know if this has been posted or if people like this sort of thing but I thought it was interesting enough to pass on. A former WWE writer got an idea to mix wrestling style "promos" (trash talking) with a movie trivia game. This match featured two of the biggest trash talkers and the most talked about ending. It may be mentioned in the video but John Rocha is a big Star Wars fan. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on December 19, 2016, 08:41:43 AM I guess you have to be a WWE fan cuz I couldn't make it past the first minute of grown men being shouty about trivial shit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 19, 2016, 08:35:19 PM nyan board (https://youtu.be/XDQEJe-PwHs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on December 23, 2016, 07:12:04 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgR3OZiY5XA
Stanley the Pekin Duck in the tub. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 26, 2016, 09:12:59 AM Westworld Commercial Break (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjiCA4CF700)
Compilation of recent commercials by the Westworld actors, some of which thrive of punning the series (Abernathy still loves his daughter very very much) while others are just unintentionally cruel when viewed back by back. Like those two: (http://i.imgur.com/dga04hQ.png)(http://i.imgur.com/c7ewBTJ.png) Some people just cant catch a break.. :heartbreak: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on January 05, 2017, 05:16:27 PM BBC 2 - Real Housewifes of ISIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOB6UDC-67w)
(It's a sketch, good, watch) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on January 06, 2017, 01:03:05 PM BBC 2 - Real Housewifes of ISIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOB6UDC-67w) (It's a sketch, good, watch) This link works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHGgv6p7uVI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on January 08, 2017, 06:10:03 PM Thank you slog! Must have been taken down after I posted it
--- Meanwhile in Germany: A Dream Came True: Home Made Full Auto Crossbow! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbKGjRoSofA) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on January 14, 2017, 09:01:01 AM 1Horse1SqueakyToy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-fluUQApO8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on January 22, 2017, 11:44:57 AM Do you want to watch 15 minutes of Red Letter Media satirizing the typical podcaster? If the answer is yes, that's the clip for you:
The Nerd Crew: A Pop Culture Podcast (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sExTt4j69zI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: satael on January 24, 2017, 12:40:24 AM NASA, NOAA data show 2016 warmest year on record globally (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCVXnrQfzgA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on January 24, 2017, 09:49:05 AM Is that a guitar in your pants or are you happy to see me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHQg8X86iaU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on January 26, 2017, 01:33:10 AM TIS-100 implemented in Infinifactory. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMnOEgbm2fE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on January 28, 2017, 06:13:39 AM wtf Slog, No more bare links. It's a bus being hit by a truck.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on January 28, 2017, 07:21:38 AM Why is that a thing for this forum?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on January 28, 2017, 09:52:49 AM Everyone lived.
No one dies or gets hurt in this one either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LepCxIBJusU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on January 31, 2017, 01:17:33 PM Pretty nice short: POILUS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwn3Ru0o8Io)
The title is an informal french term ("hairy one") for infantry men. Which works doubly here as the cast are rabbits. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 08, 2017, 10:21:54 PM https://youtu.be/U7qxpAUKy4c
Safe for work cumshot. It's Dutch but self explanatory. Only funny for people with the mental age of 15 that giggle on "He said a naughty word!". Like me. And now I gave the video away. Oh well. Edit: Something actually worthwhile: https://youtu.be/s-mOy8VUEBk A great sketch about Danish. It's in English Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Rasix on February 23, 2017, 02:30:10 PM Hydraulic press vs. adamantium (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzq1IFUlV8s)
Best ad ever. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on February 24, 2017, 06:17:22 AM Street cuisine. (https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ5a-RFjYTf/?fb_action_ids=10210596506181097&fb_action_types=instapp%3Atake&fb_ref=ogexp&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B1279719465437210%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22instapp%3Atake%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%22ogexp%22%5D)
My brother's decided to have a midlife crisis and is staying in Vietnam for a year after originally going to SE Asia for a month-long trip. He's been posting instagram updates and this was today's about some street food. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on February 24, 2017, 06:52:26 AM sort of a video, a gifv. Maybe those will embed correctly into the forum someday.
http://i.imgur.com/7H3fnKL.gifv Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on February 28, 2017, 12:07:40 AM All hail our new rollling robot overlords. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 28, 2017, 09:41:38 AM That must be the new Amazon warehouse employee training video. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on March 01, 2017, 11:59:27 AM We've gone from 4 legs to 2 wheels. Wonder if they'll go to 2 independent wheels next.
I love these damn things. So cool. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 02, 2017, 02:13:00 AM That was way too exciting.
As counterpoint, 45 minutes of Nick Offerman drinking Whisky by a fireplace (https://youtu.be/LS-ErOKpO4E). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 02, 2017, 01:09:30 PM And no something decent:
Take a Tour of a Soviet-Era Ghost Town at the Edge of the World | Short Film Showcase (https://youtu.be/1_jYGVHRkuQ) 13 minutes, by National Geographic Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on March 06, 2017, 08:10:58 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on March 09, 2017, 08:55:28 AM https://i.imgur.com/WFE3yYP.gifv
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 10, 2017, 04:11:14 AM BBC interview goes slightly wrong. (https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/840165524038377472)
Category: Cuteyfun Edit: And now the BBC added a topically related article, featuring several videos: When presenters can't stop giggling (http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36974763) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pants on March 10, 2017, 07:32:41 PM The telegraph has an excellent breakdown of why that video is so fantastic.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/anatomy-masterpiece-13-reasons-funniest-video-year-pure-comedy/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/anatomy-masterpiece-13-reasons-funniest-video-year-pure-comedy/) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on March 24, 2017, 06:25:26 PM You have to go in blind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_FClwUpQo
<FREESTYLE> Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on March 30, 2017, 08:47:42 PM A big problem in Sydney, Australia, turned into an Attenborough-style "documentary" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWhkSbTU).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 31, 2017, 11:50:39 AM Something for a resident Canadians, the recent "Earth from Space" episode focuses on:
Alert, Canada (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLZG03t66cs) (3 min 3 seconds) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 31, 2017, 12:40:00 PM (double post, please delete)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 31, 2017, 12:44:56 PM What Are You Really Eating? (https://youtu.be/GHjpvpZyuow)
Longish but recommended watching. Starts of with shockers like "75% of honey sold in the US actually contains no honey (as per FDA definition" :oh_i_see: :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 03, 2017, 04:04:39 AM When your buddy is way more into the band than you are (https://twitter.com/mrtiedt/status/848508974055931904)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on April 03, 2017, 06:55:54 PM http://i.imgur.com/2IMGmBP.gifv
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on April 03, 2017, 07:09:22 PM I don't know what that is but it looks important.
I was more amused by the one I saw this weekend where the jackass blew out his catalytic then kept revving until the car caught fire and burned. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on April 03, 2017, 08:30:28 PM Looks like a turbo exhaust wheel/vane/impeller. (and the oil from his engine is coming out with it!)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 03, 2017, 08:34:02 PM I'm pretty sure he's going to need that.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 09, 2017, 05:16:32 PM funny moment on live TV (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vYa7tanRqU)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on April 14, 2017, 07:43:26 AM Continuing the earlier theme of things going wrong for the BBC (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQqKm9GEng)
I love how things just go wrong and get compounded: they lovingly focus on a tv gardener from the north-east of Scotland, closing in on her face as they accuse her of war crimes; they lose sound to the presenter; they try to go to the weather and display their true, fascist sympathies; the video tech, by this point, has given up and starts just stabbing at buttons, godwinning himself wildly. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 14, 2017, 08:14:25 AM Jesus, was the producer just fucking drunk, or so stoned he started seeing wee rabbits on his console and proceeded to banging them with a hammer whackamole style?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on April 15, 2017, 02:21:16 AM How I image it would look like if Signe made Youtube videos (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSEd6O0bBFs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on April 20, 2017, 12:10:57 PM The future is now:
The Lilium Jet – The world's first all-electric VTOL jet (https://youtu.be/RLqzatnVAfA) Video shows the first flight of the prototype. Claimed range of 300 km, top speed 300 km/h. I am impressed! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on April 23, 2017, 02:53:19 PM (Yes, I post too much)
Another TV News Blooper, featuring Anderson Cooper (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcFltkGFp74) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on May 06, 2017, 03:50:08 PM Drone video from this month in Norway, showing road clearing from snow. Picture is the link to the video:
(http://i.imgur.com/gEI5oda.png) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ofGq4usOtY) And that's how we do it in Austria. Clearing of the Großglockner-Hochalpenstraße (Grossglockner High Alpine Road). Again, picture leads to video: (http://i.imgur.com/9r8hvXq.png) (https://youtu.be/T7-h6HqIZbQ) Oh and that's how it was done in the 1930'ies: (http://i.imgur.com/GH2HssQ.jpg) I should become a tourist guide, I love rambling and explaining things to people! ;D Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on May 12, 2017, 12:02:02 AM (Yes, I post too much) Another TV News Blooper, featuring Anderson Cooper (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcFltkGFp74) made my late night pre bed ritual thank you! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on May 18, 2017, 05:30:45 AM Vliegen vanaf het hoogste gebouw (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7137671/961114c4/vliegen_vanaf_het_hoogste_gebouw.html)
That's Dutch and roughly translates as "Attach a GoPro to an Eagle to throw them both of the Burj Kalihfa" I wonder if birds can have vertgio...? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: satael on May 19, 2017, 03:00:05 AM ANCAP crash 1998 Toyota Corolla in to 2015-built counterpart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxDHuthGIS4)
The difference is quite startling. :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on May 19, 2017, 07:58:12 AM Holy. Shit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on May 22, 2017, 12:35:48 PM ANCAP crash 1998 Toyota Corolla in to 2015-built counterpart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxDHuthGIS4) The difference is quite startling. :ye_gods: I see that and I think how many people I know that died would still be alive if they'd been in a modern car :/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on May 25, 2017, 03:55:34 AM How to speak Viennese using only one word. (https://youtu.be/iuXR53ex4iI)
Video includes boobs and a Dirndl. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 09, 2017, 09:50:11 AM A classic in a classic:
Original Takes for Orson Welles Wine Commercial (https://youtu.be/VFevH5vP32s) You probably know what is coming, if not...watch. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on June 09, 2017, 10:23:11 AM The original commercial, for comparison.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb1KndrrXsY Makes you think, "Shit, with editing like that even I could be an actor.." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 12, 2017, 01:23:25 PM 160m long, 5600 tons RK 5000 bucket chain excavator walking (https://youtu.be/1UL6ukglbO0)
Wow. (The sound is the actual sound, not modified) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Endie on June 13, 2017, 02:09:27 AM 160m long, 5600 tons RK 5000 bucket chain excavator walking (https://youtu.be/1UL6ukglbO0) Wow. (The sound is the actual sound, not modified) It's pretty amazing that it's worth the massive complexity and cost of making it movable under its own power like that, as opposed to making it modular for easy moving piece-by-piece. The sound is modified, by the way: the credits call the additional stuff ("modular ambiente" sound. As a fan of Autechre and Future Sound of London, and a regular attendee of the Tectonics festival, I would very happily listen to that sort of soundscape at greater length. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 13, 2017, 09:22:10 PM Man rides ostrich through traffic in Kazakhstan. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn3vvbD0X1M)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 17, 2017, 04:45:49 AM (https://i.imgur.com/b594JQ9.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/GRw4Q0Z.gif) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on June 18, 2017, 05:17:28 PM https://i.imgur.com/TpHQTxw.mp4
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on June 18, 2017, 08:06:38 PM GoPro camera falls from plane, lands in pig pen. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aVK1yIFrqo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on June 25, 2017, 12:17:32 AM Beastie Muppets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq-VNCGBDRU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: taolurker on June 26, 2017, 01:31:33 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAojxWZRVKk Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on June 26, 2017, 08:08:43 AM That reminds me of my amusement park rides days. A buddy of mine and I figured out how to get the cars attached to those "octopus" arm rides to spin consistently by shifting the weight from one side to another and we could get some pretty good angular velocity on those things.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 26, 2017, 08:30:19 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAojxWZRVKk Holy shit, that made me laugh WAY more than it should. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 28, 2017, 12:46:25 PM Turtle vs Shark dogfight (https://www.instagram.com/p/BUDwSVxAHzj/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 30, 2017, 02:02:05 AM De zelfrijdende aardappel (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7175893/e1673309/de_zelfrijdende_aardappel.html)
The self-driving potato. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Lucas on July 01, 2017, 06:30:27 PM I....don't exactly know what this is or when and why this thing started, but hey: Oblivion NPC dialogues, this one featuring a "Redguard and a disgusting Wood Elf":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6m1XQIbgo4 There are quite a few more (just look at the list on the right when you start watching the one I linked above). Comments are quite funny :D Another...uuh...awkward one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usuRd0Fjjxo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ginaz on July 03, 2017, 03:50:01 PM I don't know if any of these have been posted before but I just discovered the Ozzy Man Reviews YouTube channel. Some pretty funny stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xVm8T7E-T4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxzLEqI-qE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y9dfeUC-qo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__3DpIJilQI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on July 08, 2017, 10:13:30 AM White Russian MiG-29 and a slight pilot error when taking off (https://twitter.com/towersight/status/882574543738589184)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 23, 2017, 05:51:02 PM Newsreader falls off chair live on air (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOclmncO09s) (off camera). Swears, spills drink, recovers well.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on July 27, 2017, 06:42:08 AM Aryan Reservation:
https://youtu.be/4vZpfdutYTY :grin: :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on July 30, 2017, 08:53:06 AM Life Pro Tip: Don't fuck with Kermit! (https://twitter.com/AuerSusan/status/891687530550132736)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on August 01, 2017, 01:53:13 PM this is old, but funny to race car people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Father mike on August 16, 2017, 08:52:48 AM How to Make a Blockbuster Movie Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAOdjqyG37A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAOdjqyG37A) from Auralnauts, the same folks who brought you "Star Wars Minus Williams" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-GZJhfBmI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-GZJhfBmI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 16, 2017, 09:15:15 AM "Light BOOJ."
"TRUE BOOJ." Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 09, 2017, 11:51:00 AM A video. Duration 19 seconds. Made it myself, specially for you guys! :heart: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz6Ls1CUDwo)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on September 09, 2017, 01:12:31 PM A video. Duration 19 seconds. Made it myself, specially for you guys! :heart: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz6Ls1CUDwo) Where was that at?Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on September 10, 2017, 06:49:08 PM World's worst sheepdog. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-9-3DtUzug)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 11, 2017, 07:18:55 AM A video. Duration 19 seconds. Made it myself, specially for you guys! :heart: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz6Ls1CUDwo) Where was that at?Ars Electronica Centre. The AEC festival was this weekend. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on September 11, 2017, 07:26:53 AM A video. Duration 19 seconds. Made it myself, specially for you guys! :heart: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz6Ls1CUDwo) As a metaphor, this art installation speaks to me.Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Yegolev on September 11, 2017, 11:37:57 AM This is art that I can understand.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 16, 2017, 09:21:42 AM This is art that I can understand. Yes, me too! :grin: --- Another short video by me. 14 seconds. Showing what Austrians do an typical day in Linz (https://youtu.be/6DtYXn8yFL0) Needs sound. Same place, a little bit later: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 16, 2017, 09:57:59 AM More from the Ars Electronica Festvial. Video slighty NSF.
First some context about the protagonist Samantha. (https://i.imgur.com/hWFX02m.jpg) Video: Not on YouTube because apparently a sex doll is too saucy? https://photos.app.goo.gl/Bt06kdVL347AZNeU2 Conclusion: The future of sex looks pretty much like the current time: Very lame and pathetic. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Polysorbate80 on September 16, 2017, 10:15:53 AM My rotisserie will only handle a pair of chickens. Clearly I need to upgrade!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on September 16, 2017, 11:23:24 AM My rotisserie will only handle a pair of chickens. Clearly I need to upgrade! I realize that you are probably responding to Calapine. But reading it as a response to P80 is much funnier.--Dave Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Polysorbate80 on September 16, 2017, 05:02:19 PM I'm actually fairly serious. Then I just need my pals from Togo to give me their bbq goat recipe. It's super delicious.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 18, 2017, 02:03:21 PM A dolphin and a kid tossing ball.
This is pure.... Really really too cute. https://twitter.com/YouHadOneJ0B/status/909412871532011520 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 04, 2017, 08:03:33 AM Those of you in Academia, Research, or Data Management might enjoy this. It's a very common problem as I understand things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2zK3sAtr-4&feature=youtu.be Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on October 04, 2017, 08:50:08 AM That was some funny and I'm sure pretty goddamn frustrating shit.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on October 04, 2017, 09:48:28 AM "That is my only copy." :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Merusk on October 04, 2017, 10:32:38 AM That was some funny and I'm sure pretty goddamn frustrating shit. I'm talking with a Research Data Librarian at CMU. She said this is very, very common. I am unsurprised. The "Oh, YOU again," was fantastic. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Soln on October 05, 2017, 08:58:34 PM Dwarf-like man of Northern England delves under Sheffield with a boat and paddles on underground river to massive, cathedral sized brick ceilings. So large he had to take still photos with a flash. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5htPx-cy38)
Next day, he paddles up from the outside where the river exits, and discovers where a WW2 bomb hit. Pretty wild. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 06, 2017, 11:26:56 AM Pretty crazy A30 crosswind landing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roS6oFjCDhc)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 11, 2017, 08:50:15 PM Australian woman picks up shark and throws it out of pool. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R29BJaesQPY)
Here's the news story (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-11/cronulla-real-estate-agent-port-jackson-shark-sydney-ocean-pools/9037372). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on October 18, 2017, 07:35:47 AM https://www.facebook.com/colbertlateshow/videos/1244401822371233/
So happy Hot Ones is getting recognized so much over this last year. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 18, 2017, 10:30:59 AM Story-of-my-life material right here:
(https://i.imgur.com/LRxkMaL.gif) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on October 18, 2017, 12:15:56 PM Yep. Not even close. Nice try cat.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on October 23, 2017, 06:05:32 PM This is the most oddly fascinating YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLPA0Dhi1VXQDGbkXwjDUzQ).
It's basically reenactments of airline incidents using PC flight sims with additional commentary added. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 27, 2017, 12:18:03 PM This is the most oddly fascinating YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLPA0Dhi1VXQDGbkXwjDUzQ). It's basically reenactments of airline incidents using PC flight sims with additional commentary added. Oh thanks. That's exactly the sort of thing that is fun for me! :heart: :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 29, 2017, 04:46:57 PM Look at that crosswind landing (https://youtu.be/LoUgmKt_3-E) :ye_gods: :uhrr:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on November 01, 2017, 04:04:38 PM Look at that crosswind landing (https://youtu.be/LoUgmKt_3-E) :ye_gods: :uhrr: Good stuff! Thanks to this dude that regularly does full writeups on airline disasters/near disasters on /r/CatastrophicFailure, I ended up losing a lot of spare time to that YT channel and related material. It's super-interesting in that kinda morbid/technical/wtf sorta way and gave me a new sense of respect for everything associated with commercial flight. JAL 123 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Airlines_Flight_123) is one of the most captivating 'stories' to me, just because of the heroic (yet ultimately doomed) efforts by the flight crew to keep what was a dead 747 in the air for so long. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on November 04, 2017, 07:06:36 PM Doug DeMuro just hit 1M subs and celebrated it with a great video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usmTkNC5Jh4). He's still my favorite 'car guy' that isn't a Baruth.
Skip to 12:50 for the montage. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on November 04, 2017, 08:25:03 PM I "discovered" Doug a few months ago, he does great videos!
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 11, 2017, 12:43:57 PM Really more a minute long GIF than a video.
Depripoes (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7282747/bdaf8029/depripoes.html) (= ~depressed pussy, completely SFW) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ginaz on November 16, 2017, 08:22:42 PM A bear getting hit in the nuts by a water tank cord. I was almost in tears laughing at this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kjY9sKdHlY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on November 17, 2017, 07:15:42 AM Rare interview with Sir Alec Guiness after Star Wars premiere (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l15tJ2CJUFs)
Man, I miss that guy. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 17, 2017, 11:50:11 AM Massive car crashes in Vladivostok, after the winter hits
https://twitter.com/WeatherSarov/status/931520402660175873 Basically bowling with cars. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on November 17, 2017, 03:57:33 PM Massive car crashes in Vladivostok, after the winter hits https://twitter.com/WeatherSarov/status/931520402660175873 Basically bowling with cars. One of the best parts of winter is watching videos of drivers coping poorly with winter. Less dramatic, but this is one of my faves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuTXUcoGdhw Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on November 17, 2017, 04:11:34 PM Massive car crashes in Vladivostok, after the winter hits My favorite is the one where the guy bails out of the car, then tries to drag it to a halt. Yeah, physics don't work like that.https://twitter.com/WeatherSarov/status/931520402660175873 Basically bowling with cars. --Dave Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 19, 2017, 06:22:58 AM Very short, just 13 seconds, a Katana is involved. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoYpJqFNj40)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 20, 2017, 03:33:02 AM Awesome.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on November 22, 2017, 11:28:01 PM This is long and I'm a sucker for solo piano but thought this was really impressive. Twitch streamer says she will play a medley of 10-15 secs of some comment suggestions for 5 minutes. Proceeds to do it for 85 minutes. Pop songs, TV themes, video game soundtracks, classical. Pretty seamless medley with a bunch of transpositions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaxqVBYVOVU&feature=youtu.be Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on November 23, 2017, 12:10:46 AM Yeah Lara's my favorite Twitch pianist streamer.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 24, 2017, 02:08:07 PM Japanese Robot Sumo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7ZLJXlg1aY Different than you might expect, but very interesting... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Ironwood on November 24, 2017, 03:47:15 PM This is long and I'm a sucker for solo piano but thought this was really impressive. Twitch streamer says she will play a medley of 10-15 secs of some comment suggestions for 5 minutes. Proceeds to do it for 85 minutes. Pop songs, TV themes, video game soundtracks, classical. Pretty seamless medley with a bunch of transpositions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaxqVBYVOVU&feature=youtu.be That was really impressive. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Abagadro on November 24, 2017, 11:25:17 PM This is the most oddly fascinating YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLPA0Dhi1VXQDGbkXwjDUzQ). It's basically reenactments of airline incidents using PC flight sims with additional commentary added. Eh, most of those are covered better on the show Air Disasters on Discovery. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on November 29, 2017, 06:16:13 PM This is the most oddly fascinating YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLPA0Dhi1VXQDGbkXwjDUzQ). It's basically reenactments of airline incidents using PC flight sims with additional commentary added. Eh, most of those are covered better on the show Air Disasters on Discovery. I've since discovered this channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/delanyify), and he's been at it way longer and does a lot of smaller incidents. He's using FS2004 so the visuals aren't as good, but still fascinating stuff to watch. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 02, 2017, 05:59:17 PM Tracey breaks the news, Episode 3
Featuring May, Merkel, Trump, James Bond villain Sturgeon and more: https://youtu.be/m2Ktu1ZI8oU Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 03, 2017, 03:05:44 PM Guis, you really should watch Tracey. Why would one not like it?
May to assistant: Are there going to be those frightening things at the Halloween party? You know.... people. *May in Halloween costume* Assistant: Ahmm....Red Hiding Hood? Are you one of the Pokémon? May: I am Ofred, from the Handmaid's Tale. A woman who serves a purpose for a group of heartless men. That could be cast out and executed at any moment. (You have to add the acting, of someone corned and desperate. Hehe) *They get ready to leave* May: I like this hood. It means I can't see people not wanting to talk to me. *Sadnesses in voice* Here is episode 1: https://youtu.be/rowtwYeg4gc Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 04, 2017, 12:04:35 PM Southpark Trey Parker doing voice acting with his ~3 year old daughter.
https://youtu.be/pR5EpnsvV58 Very :heart:, but I think the danger is she might blurt out Suck my balls you fat bitch in the supermarket now. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on December 05, 2017, 06:06:07 PM Just an Archer clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBi03qDQCbY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on December 06, 2017, 04:24:26 PM If you are interested in AI and Chess.
Google Deep mind beats some of the best Chess programs after being fed the rules of chess and given 4 hours to play itself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb3_eRNoH_w Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 09, 2017, 09:19:35 AM (https://i.imgur.com/r8gVucq.gif)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on December 09, 2017, 12:36:49 PM Looks like a good landing to me. Nice use of the arresting tree.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on December 09, 2017, 12:55:57 PM Yeah, my first thought was "They probably walked away from that. Good landing!"
--Dave Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on December 09, 2017, 01:44:18 PM 1.0 deduction for touching the right wing on the ground.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on December 09, 2017, 01:49:07 PM https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Crews-Responding-After-Plane-Makes-Rough-Landing-in-Plainville-443753533.html (https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Crews-Responding-After-Plane-Makes-Rough-Landing-in-Plainville-443753533.html)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 11, 2017, 02:29:02 PM Tracey Ullman - Melania Trump Robot (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6NqscIsidQ0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 21, 2017, 11:34:26 PM can't stop laughing (https://twitter.com/__gower/status/943925810255335425)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on December 26, 2017, 07:10:26 AM You will only get this if you play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
https://youtu.be/Qewo-g5_uys disclaimer: Bad language Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on December 26, 2017, 07:32:23 AM Slog. That video is not going to go over well here, and you have to know it.
How long have you been posting on this forum!? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on December 26, 2017, 07:46:04 AM Slog being an idiotic cunt is not new. If you've seen his Politics posting, this should not shock you.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 30, 2017, 08:56:49 AM I posted this before, but my favourite two "The Onion Film Standard with Peter K. Rosenthal"
The Onion Reviews 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' - 3m32s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9d09JLBVRc) The Onion Reviews 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' - 2m56s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyx1U9QjWVQ) They are so good I keep coming back when I am sad and need a chuckle. Peter K. Rosenthal is cute. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Teleku on December 30, 2017, 09:01:47 AM Oh man, thank you for that. While I read the onion randomly, I'd never actually watched any of this. The planet of the apes one is AMAZING.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MrHat on January 06, 2018, 01:15:29 PM Here's my humble contribution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgGMUhM2KdM&t This dude visually mashed up most of Girl Talk's All Day album and it's incredible. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on January 08, 2018, 10:17:03 AM I found a real gem now:
C'était un Rendez-vous (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvDXlDxMnb4) France 1976: a 8 minute shortfilm showing breakneck driving through Paris, using a camera mounted on the car bumper. The entire drive is one single take and none of the video has been speed up. Lelouch, the director and driver, said he broke 200 km/h several times.... Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on January 08, 2018, 10:50:26 AM Ha. you think that can break me. Keep them coming. I SAT THROUGH 5 SITTINGS OF THE SANTA CLAUSE IN 2 DAYS! I crack things like this between my butt cheeks!!! [/onion movie reviewer]
Can I whimper now? Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 23, 2018, 09:07:48 PM news story about a bear - where the bear is played by assistants (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5C2gihnEkE)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Paelos on January 24, 2018, 07:12:05 AM Good running action on the paper bear there. 10/10 would bear again.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 24, 2018, 09:22:49 PM If HAL-9000 was Alexa. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TWg80Jw8_s)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 11, 2018, 11:32:36 AM NBC is providing some alternative facts about the Netherlands...
https://youtu.be/upW2guY3v6A :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 13, 2018, 06:32:58 AM Not available in the US. Increasingly not ironically but expected.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on February 13, 2018, 12:28:36 PM Congratulations, Boston Dynamics. (https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/963450789590196224)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 16, 2018, 12:42:16 PM http://video.vanityfair.com/watch/jennifer-lawrence-and-joel-edgerton-teach-kentucky-and-aussie-slang
Right what it says on the tin. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on March 27, 2018, 09:01:11 PM at Chick-fil-A (https://twitter.com/achandrew13/status/978468273938423808)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: rattran on April 03, 2018, 07:17:57 AM Batmetal Forever (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDea7laHD4E) a new Batmetal video, after only a couple year wait.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 16, 2018, 08:48:53 PM Dr Phil edited down (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Mer4kDDY&t=35s) to just the reactions is amazing.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Triax on April 19, 2018, 06:09:44 PM This has been making the rounds lately. Thought about posting it earlier this week, and finally relented.
Japanese Gum (Sakeru Gum) company commercial campaign spread over 11 commercials (NOW with English subtitles). It's better than a lot of shows out there. Give it time to build up, it pays off in the end. or not if you hate it :drill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI#action=share (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI#action=share) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on April 27, 2018, 03:31:31 PM This has been making the rounds lately. Thought about posting it earlier this week, and finally relented. Japanese Gum (Sakeru Gum) company commercial campaign spread over 11 commercials (NOW with English subtitles). It's better than a lot of shows out there. Give it time to build up, it pays off in the end. or not if you hate it :drill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI#action=share (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI#action=share) :Love_Letters: God, the sexual tension. BRB! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on April 28, 2018, 01:49:38 AM Drunk anime girl pours out her soul to a dinosaur and a fox. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VahuChwc_O8)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on April 28, 2018, 03:02:33 AM Drunk anime girl pours out her soul to a dinosaur and a fox. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VahuChwc_O8) Meh, Finnish dialect was cheating, makes everything sound profound. Personally when drunk I'd probably deliver a long rant about Elon Musk, about how is not going to colonize Mars and people over hype his achievements. And how it's always the suppliers fault whose strut broke, and 2 year later NASA report comes out and shows they used items out of spec. And his his shitting Boring Company mass transit ideas. oh god, brb, going to punch a wall. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The use of an industrial grade 17-4 PH SS (precipitation-hardening stainless steel) casting in a critical load path under cryogenic conditions and flight environments, without additional part screening, and without regard to manufacturer recommendations for a 4:1 factor of safety The use of commercially procured wire ropes to provide structural support to the LOx Transfer Tube Assembly, without regard for manufacturer’s caution to specify pre-stretched ropes in a length-critical application Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on May 09, 2018, 04:32:10 PM Wait for it... (https://twitter.com/dzennon/status/994129173621850112)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on May 18, 2018, 07:34:54 PM Mountain King Line Rider (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIz3klPET3o)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on May 23, 2018, 10:56:26 AM Hah, I didn't know the Royal Wedding craze in America was that bad.
John Oliver (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRXFoy5LIq4) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Polysorbate80 on May 23, 2018, 11:09:33 AM I have an aunt who still has a sort of Princess Diana royal wedding shrine in her living room :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on May 23, 2018, 11:52:15 AM Royal wedding Bad Lip reading is a go. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKV6h_5XFbk)
Oh and... Hah, I didn't know the Royal Wedding craze in America was that bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRXFoy5LIq4]John Oliver (http://) Link fixed. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on May 23, 2018, 01:07:31 PM Guy who a judge has ordered to leave his parents house IMMEDIATLY does not understand what Immedeatly means.
And his hair is bow chikka wow wow. (https://www.facebook.com/katunews/videos/10155734063941448/?hc_ref=ARRMF4ejzMJFTlHpBdGJ14VXivossdQOpQPD_Iop1HqxXF4vi7azhpimKFsZdsQR0OI) Put your cd of porn music on and enjoy. Oh ya. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on June 05, 2018, 07:24:22 PM Interesting discussion on the scientific and Mechanical reasons of why modern pop Music sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVME_l4IwII Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Phildo on June 07, 2018, 07:18:33 AM Interesting discussion on the scientific and Mechanical reasons of why modern pop Music sucks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVME_l4IwII Love this, thanks for posting. I remember talking to folks here about over-compression a long time ago and the industry hasn't changed at all. "Millennial Whoop" is one of my favorite phrases. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Fraeg on June 07, 2018, 09:02:39 PM I simply don't know where to put this. TIL Dee Dee Ramone tried his hand at rap.....
I give you: Funky Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAl-xzN8e-M Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 08, 2018, 07:33:08 AM Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on June 08, 2018, 08:38:02 AM For the ladies, I present - A computer for women. (https://www.facebook.com/hintmag/videos/10160473353585261/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on June 13, 2018, 10:16:36 AM Fairy Tales (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdM5DQxfGM0)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: RhyssaFireheart on June 13, 2018, 02:33:34 PM Punjabi-Scottish Folk Song - Drowsy Maggie. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK-wHSqus9g)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on June 15, 2018, 01:28:40 AM 80's arcade-style 3D animated short (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEdQ3mwyrQ4)
Then watch the making-of video... because holy shit. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 02, 2018, 11:51:52 PM NBA "Bad Lip Reading" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08vIy0y1N9I)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on July 06, 2018, 08:17:28 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-E7kz9I0wk
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on August 12, 2018, 06:38:34 PM Dave Stevens explains the clock system for Barbershop harmony (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqta40448Ik)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on October 01, 2018, 12:24:18 PM I really don't understand these videos.
Fans React To BTS ABS Shot | BTS (방탄소년단) 'FAKE LOVE' Official MV (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=76&v=fC5LC-W2RfE) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on October 01, 2018, 12:26:25 PM What part? Reaction videos? BTS? Or reaction videos to BTS?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Viin on October 01, 2018, 12:36:33 PM Yes (last two in particular).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on October 01, 2018, 12:49:22 PM BTS is a K-Pop (Korean Pop) boy band ala NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys. Even though they mainly sing in Korean they reached #1 in the album charts here in the US. I.e. they have a huge US and international following and are in fact more popular outside Korea than in.
Reaction videos are...reaction videos. Don't really understand their appeal myself but I'm an old anti-social fart. As for reaction videos to BTS showing some skin just imagine if YouTube was around in 2000 and NSYNC uploaded their music videos there and, say, Justin Timberlake, flashed some skin in those videos. That would get the exact same reaction. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: schild on October 01, 2018, 07:56:20 PM this is like the eighth time in the last 2 days bts has randomly showed up in my normal browsing habits
so I looked them up boy, they are not breaking down any barriers musically Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 23, 2018, 09:18:00 PM The moon landings, but sped up, and with Yakkity Sax. (https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1054736579481268227)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 24, 2018, 02:13:49 PM Something really only the US can offer.
Private-citizen-youtube channel fires their original 1943 7,5cm PaK-40 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7fhBm1ouSU) Boom! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 15, 2018, 05:52:28 AM Teacher being crazy:
https://v.redd.it/rwnca0na3k221 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on December 21, 2018, 10:05:09 AM Came across this recently and it is just really nicely shot. The ice/cave diving shots are also just gorgeous (and I really appreciate someone colour co-ordinating their dive kit, makes me quite want an orange drysuit now)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BamNxoo8YrM&t=331s Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on February 12, 2019, 03:18:14 AM Grandmaster Hikaru Nakamura cannot keep a straight face. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1iHtoPQ7RA)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 13, 2019, 03:38:52 PM Old onion skit, but it's, like, really good :
https://youtu.be/XUT8ec24anM Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on February 21, 2019, 02:05:53 PM I'm not sure why I'm following Dez Bryant but he retweeted this guy:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1097969824926519303 https://twitter.com/i/status/1098420603545997312 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 09, 2019, 06:18:23 AM 101st Airborne arriving in Normandy (1944, colorized) Not really, check it out (http://forums.f13.net/Smileys/classic/emot_grin.gif)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WGo4li2K0o Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 29, 2019, 01:49:39 PM This kaye and peel is quite good :
Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele): https://youtu.be/IHQr0HCIN2w Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Father mike on April 04, 2019, 08:14:38 PM When Accountants Become Streamers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on April 23, 2019, 08:08:49 AM Count von Count, the adult version:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 24, 2019, 12:30:42 AM This station promo is so powerful and it got me. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayDWlNqQyJg)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on April 24, 2019, 07:34:15 AM Yeah that one's pretty good.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 24, 2019, 07:32:08 PM And now a chimp using a smartphone (https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/bgy9pr/ape_using_a_smartphone/)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Cyrrex on April 29, 2019, 02:43:50 AM Aside from thinking that was awesome, my first thought was "how does it decide which monkey videos to click on?"
And then I ironically asked myself the same goddamned question. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 22, 2019, 05:16:15 AM Things I never thought I would say about Baby Shark do-do-do-do-doo:
Fuuuuck, that is sexy... https://youtu.be/hbfl4Rhsm3w Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on June 22, 2019, 09:30:11 AM DA-YAM.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on June 22, 2019, 01:00:05 PM I feel like that's cheating, though, with how heavily remixed/resampled the song is.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on June 22, 2019, 09:30:44 PM Yeah it's sexy but all I could think about was how old I am. I can't remember a time when I could move that quickly and not pull something.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on June 23, 2019, 04:57:43 PM So I went down the rabbit hole on the last video (for research purposes! :why_so_serious:) and apparently this is the original video (more dancers with slightly different moves):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lToFklcBbI4 I think my favorite group was the couple in green and blue. LOL some dudes on YT are saying Jade has a masculine body. YT commenters are the worst humans on the planet. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on July 12, 2019, 12:33:16 AM Meanwhile in Russia... THE SIMPSONS! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1u7XZ9c8fI)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on July 17, 2019, 04:29:46 AM https://twitter.com/CaptainSkyhawk1/status/1150874612718276608?s=19
Annoyed by loud music, man uses drone to shoot fireworks at neighbors. Civilian drone warfare. Seriously cool. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on July 24, 2019, 11:01:47 AM Checkmate, fireworks drone dude. (https://youtu.be/07rtBip9ixk)
--Dave Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Salamok on July 24, 2019, 01:54:43 PM Has the Flying AK-47 been posted yet?
https://youtu.be/1zN33m3Dq6Y Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 24, 2019, 11:41:43 PM Checkmate, fireworks drone dude. (https://youtu.be/07rtBip9ixk) --Dave I've seen that thing go round social media lately as if new, but it also did the rounds a year ago on F13 (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=12645.msg1498657#msg1498657). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Cyrrex on July 25, 2019, 04:39:42 AM 10 years from now we are all going to be looking back on the emergence of Drone tech in the same way people in the Terminator movies looked at the start of cyberdyne.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 14, 2019, 05:05:09 PM Great white shark manages to get inside cage containing diver.... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WiSq9TIoM)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on August 15, 2019, 11:13:14 AM Great white shark manages to get inside cage containing diver.... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WiSq9TIoM) That video ended a lot better than I had feared. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on August 16, 2019, 02:30:45 AM Russian A321, bird strikes sets both engine alight right after the takeoff, pilots land in a cornfield, 223 people on board, no deaths.
https://youtu.be/SUKkIbeWRMA Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on August 18, 2019, 09:47:22 PM "What in the Mountain Dew meth fuck is going on here" (https://mobile.twitter.com/TheCensoredRock/status/1163240606405201921)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on August 25, 2019, 04:06:10 PM My Job is to Open and Close Doors (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49t-WWTx0RQ)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on August 25, 2019, 06:58:37 PM I didn't think I'd have the willpower to stick that one out, but I did. I like it.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Cyrrex on August 26, 2019, 04:35:58 AM Apparently it wasn't his job to make sure the human was tethered, however, so I am not sure what to think.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on October 13, 2019, 05:46:16 PM This short video made me laugh. (https://mobile.twitter.com/BestVideosviral/status/1183412465830371329)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on November 25, 2019, 01:02:52 PM Guys with passable impressions of Dutch and Arthur play RDR2 Online. Hilarity ensues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-334kJXTaYY Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 10, 2019, 11:04:39 PM New boy band is something something some (https://mobile.twitter.com/RoFlo/status/1198058353223774208).
And needs a new choreographer. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Cyrrex on December 10, 2019, 11:28:31 PM New boy band is something something some (https://mobile.twitter.com/RoFlo/status/1198058353223774208). And needs a new choreographer. The best part of that was that it only lasted like 8 seconds. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on December 11, 2019, 09:24:19 PM My favorite car hipster YouTube channel puts up a Christmas song every year and this is the 2019 one (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsNt96UNfCU).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on December 25, 2019, 04:37:31 PM Australia made a good tourism ad targeting post-election Brexiting Britain (https://youtu.be/QMAq8F8N2Fg) (starring Australians who are celebrities in the UK).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on January 20, 2020, 09:00:57 PM Blast from the past, mostly for Schild.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOYETrg4IVo Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MisterNoisy on January 21, 2020, 07:29:40 PM Diecast Racing League (https://youtu.be/JUEDZmOCqa0)!
League rules here (https://www.3dbotmaker.com/kotm). Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on February 05, 2020, 12:41:56 PM Morgan Freeman as Jar Jar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9PB8bgMU3M Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on March 19, 2020, 07:26:41 PM https://youtu.be/XO6FW1aJkTw
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 29, 2020, 09:13:26 PM Have 59 seconds for a groan inducing Italian sketch?
https://twitter.com/katbrown/status/1243970935725740033 :drillf:?s=09 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on April 01, 2020, 10:51:45 AM Can someone identify the accent here?
6 year old being outraged (in a cute way( about not being allowed into the pub. https://twitter.com/roblagnac/status/1245373570626342913?s=09 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Cyrrex on April 02, 2020, 01:43:25 AM Sounds Irish to me (the mom). Or it sounds like how I would do an Irish accent.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on April 13, 2020, 12:12:47 AM Best episode of Dr. Who I've seen in years :heart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVqW4XjZwC8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on April 18, 2020, 06:49:58 PM Proud Parent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1B3gATS0GE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on May 05, 2020, 12:07:08 AM Scam School's Brian Brushwood teaches one of his daughters to lick matches. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVAqC33yijs)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on May 06, 2020, 06:04:46 AM https://twitter.com/Morrghan/status/1256718076256501760?s=19
She dances so well that Leo Varadkar invited her to Ireland! (Sound on, obviously) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on May 07, 2020, 12:01:54 AM Praying Mantis eats Murder Hornet :grin:
https://twitter.com/ZoneNature03/status/1258274370276950019 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 10, 2020, 10:19:19 AM Racoon herding sheep!
https://twitter.com/merrinish/status/1270584514788700160?s=19 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on July 18, 2020, 02:47:27 AM Honeybun, the Pangolin, BBC:
https://youtu.be/mWoYpjLmKmk Just a one minute clip. What I learned here is that Pangolins are bi-pedal! Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on July 18, 2020, 10:11:54 AM Was there nothing that scaly little disease vector wouldn't get itself into?
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on July 22, 2020, 08:59:15 AM Metal Trump rules!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTONZqRR6n8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 22, 2020, 05:24:22 PM JIMMY FROM LINKEDIN
https://twitter.com/okcandice_/status/1285956830045380608 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on August 01, 2020, 10:13:35 AM (https://i.imgur.com/aWrjSpa.png)
https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/1289283118730534912 This totally works on me. Even now when playing in the background, it's enough to think about the word in question. (Basically I hear what I want to hear) :uhrr: :ye_gods: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on August 04, 2020, 09:01:56 AM Not quite the right thread, but massive explosion in Beirut:
https://twitter.com/BaruchSandhaus/status/1290674498069581824?s=19 https://twitter.com/FadyRoumieh/status/1290669185715118086?s=19 https://twitter.com/AbirGhattas/status/1290671474269986822?s=19 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: slog on August 17, 2020, 07:42:25 AM https://imgur.com/4QqARxw
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on September 26, 2020, 01:17:30 PM The Pitch Meeting guy has his own YouTube channel. The quality is a bit more hit and miss, but I liked this one:
https://youtu.be/9nfbeK5LAl0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on September 26, 2020, 01:49:12 PM Yeah, I'm a big fan of Ryan George.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 06, 2020, 11:28:10 AM I know it's wrong because it involves a 15 year old teenager but the Conway family drama is hilarious and sad. Kellyanne is a bitch in private too (big surprise)
Video 1: https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/1313350441091047425?s=19 #2: https://twitter.com/MeliMels99/status/1313518547407187968?s=19 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on October 15, 2020, 01:28:15 PM The Simpsons intro if it was done by Russians:
https://youtu.be/q1u7XZ9c8fI Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pxib on October 17, 2020, 04:58:38 PM This is old, but it's not old to me:
Richard does the thing. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SDN8TYaCIY) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 20, 2020, 10:16:43 AM Why Star Wars is an Arab complot.
It's French, but visual enough to get it without understanding the language: https://youtu.be/ZpPA8HFX0kE Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on November 22, 2020, 04:52:16 PM Florida Man, fuck yeah. (https://twitter.com/itsjuanlove/status/1330533896736419843)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 23, 2020, 08:05:01 AM (https://i.imgur.com/KtTw0Zn.jpg)
https://youtu.be/0_4nmW5GZhQ It's great. Slightly foul language. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on November 27, 2020, 09:35:10 AM Oh god, I discovered and watched that a couple of weeks ago. It is crazily well done.
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on November 28, 2020, 08:12:12 AM Cat on fire:
https://twitter.com/MeanAnimals/status/1332415147491667976?s=19 The cat later lead a pack of dogs and cnconquered Aqaba. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 03, 2020, 02:51:56 AM Oh god, I discovered and watched that a couple of weeks ago. It is crazily well done. I don't know if I want to be Sir Integra, the big tittied police girl or the Nazi major. Kenneth Copland with Metall. Really good just for the music https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1333810781121630210?s=19 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 03, 2020, 04:42:13 PM https://twitter.com/MachinePix/status/1334559037157994496?s=19
"Explosive hydroforming a steel sphere." I didn't know this was even a thing. Very fascinating. (18 second clip, definitely worth your time) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Hawkbit on December 04, 2020, 12:39:21 AM Did anyone explain what the sphere was used for?
I'm amazed that the welds held; even more amazed by what a thing would be used for. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 06, 2020, 05:37:14 AM Did anyone explain what the sphere was used for? I'm amazed that the welds held; even more amazed by what a thing would be used for. Yes. Looking at it with non-professional eyes I'd have guessed this permanently weakens the welds. But apparently not. === ,Nice people in Iran rescue a fox in a pit. The fox really knows how to jump. https://twitter.com/mhmiranusa/status/1335487391059075073?s=19 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 24, 2020, 03:19:48 AM BBC Earth clip
This one is not crap, I promise! https://twitter.com/JonnyGeller/status/1342038715238117376?s=19 (Snakes hunting, very tense) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on December 24, 2020, 04:04:59 AM Channel 4 is upping their game with the alternative Queen's speech this year, the whole thing will be a deep fake of the Queen. This BBC article has about 1 minute of preview embedded in it - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55424730 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55424730)
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on December 29, 2020, 07:43:39 AM Just a short clip of trucks navigating really bad "roads"
https://twitter.com/africaken1/status/1343835441645150209?s=19 Human centipede, but with Lastkraftwagen (https://i.imgur.com/U8r6S8Q.jpg) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on January 03, 2021, 09:58:09 AM Just a short clip of trucks navigating really bad "roads" SnowRunner is a game that simulates this, if traversing difficulty terrain while carrying / towing cargo sounds interesting to you. On sale for the PC on the store that shall not be named for a few more days. Also available on PS4 and Xbox One.https://twitter.com/africaken1/status/1343835441645150209?s=19 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on January 06, 2021, 09:37:38 AM Sounds like work. 😁
New Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People In The Face (https://youtu.be/PYQhvW-tjNM) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sky on February 11, 2021, 09:26:06 AM If you ever feel like crawling down an infested crevice of insanity, here you go. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5g6oix3BLbgAzpYuW41jxQ
I found this nutjob because she made a long insane comment on a goddamned Debby Harry video. There is a lot of mental illness out there. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 14, 2021, 10:41:32 AM Okay, I'd say this is must watch. French helicopter pilot showing insane control (one error and everyone is dead close) when rescuing someone from a mountain.
https://twitter.com/CoastguardJM/status/1360915081295507459?s=19 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: HaemishM on February 14, 2021, 10:51:39 AM Sacré bleu!! Testicules d'acier! :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 16, 2021, 12:31:33 PM Mount Etna is erupting!
https://twitter.com/ScottDuncanWX/status/1361741112101240835?s=19 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 22, 2021, 10:05:11 AM Bristolian comedian Abi Clarke.
She is funny. And so sexy I am frankly eating my heart out in jealousy. :grin: :oh_i_see: 1: https://youtu.be/Y2BlZDJnKEY 2: https://youtu.be/zCDcb4Ma5U0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on February 23, 2021, 08:34:05 AM Calapine, if you like her, you may also like this lady:
https://www.youtube.com/c/CaitlinReilly Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Trippy on February 23, 2021, 12:23:36 PM Bristolian comedian Abi Clarke. She reminds me of Lisa Koshy and her Vines videos.She is funny. And so sexy I am frankly eating my heart out in jealousy. :grin: :oh_i_see: 1: https://youtu.be/Y2BlZDJnKEY 2: https://youtu.be/zCDcb4Ma5U0 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on February 24, 2021, 09:47:18 AM Calapine, if you like her, you may also like this lady: https://www.youtube.com/c/CaitlinReilly Thank you. She is so good at impersonating hate-able characters it's actually hard watch the clips. Especially the "WASP mom" ones. :-/ Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on March 02, 2021, 04:42:45 AM Kid turns up to adult quiz show nominating specialist area of knowledge as "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"... wearing full homemade Skyrim outfit (https://twitter.com/SBS/status/1366521060611383296).
Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: pants on March 02, 2021, 10:36:43 AM Kid turns up to adult quiz show nominating specialist area of knowledge as "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"... wearing full homemade Skyrim outfit (https://twitter.com/SBS/status/1366521060611383296). Aww, I was hoping it was Hard Quiz he went on. That's the show that is built for that level of nerdiness. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Engels on March 04, 2021, 09:02:53 AM Another British comedian, Rosie Holt, on her take on the vagaries of centrism in our fraught times:
https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status/1367096185345998850?s=20 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: NowhereMan on March 15, 2021, 11:27:25 AM Youtube has started throwing me down a hole of Australian short sketches from a group called Cracker Milk and I must shares them-
Hollywood feminists are taking over (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xvjr9P0yuI) Who wants a pillow fight? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ianna3KFI) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 17, 2021, 11:38:56 PM They are good. 😁
NowhereMan: Did you see this one? https://youtu.be/2okrgAMdHok Same vein: Every Facebook video these days (https://youtu.be/Jrl9LQesl7U) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on March 21, 2021, 08:03:47 AM A classic onion: DNA Evidence frees black man convicted of bear attack https://youtu.be/u1cgHEWG-BA (https://youtu.be/u1cgHEWG-BA) Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 30, 2021, 07:36:08 AM These three made me laugh, especially "im a gine" which made me laugh till it hurt.
https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/1291331307222384640 https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/1388134955973156864 https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/1346442855623974913 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 04, 2021, 06:41:47 AM BBC Archive: #OnThisDay 1990: On the Line investigated why the chess world hadn't caught up with the fiction depicted in The Queen's Gambit. https://t.co/7Kw9utw1jg
https://twitter.com/BBCArchive/status/1400801509978243082?s=19 Worth watching for the opinions of the male chess masters / experts on why women don't have what it takes to be good at chess. :psyduck: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: calapine on June 06, 2021, 08:23:32 PM Very naked woman, looking quite good for 53, I hope my boobs hold up like that, destroys bar before being tazed by cop in "self defense"
https://twitter.com/Tr00peRR/status/1400846283611545600?s=19 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: MahrinSkel on June 06, 2021, 08:45:29 PM Very naked woman, looking quite good for 53, I hope my boobs hold up like that, destroys bar before being tazed by cop in "self defense" Trophy Widows Gone Wild?https://twitter.com/Tr00peRR/status/1400846283611545600?s=19 --Dave Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on July 08, 2021, 05:21:10 AM Pump Up The Jam
https://twitter.com/damienrobi/status/1413103560288620547 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on July 18, 2021, 01:44:40 PM Very naked woman, looking quite good for 53, I hope my boobs hold up like that, destroys bar before being tazed by cop in "self defense" https://twitter.com/Tr00peRR/status/1400846283611545600?s=19 Soooooo... I guess she objected to wearing a Mask? :grin: Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Sir T on December 28, 2021, 10:05:44 PM Thanksgiving '97 - the day Barney the Dinosaur was killed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epgXuMB1sF8 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Raguel on January 25, 2022, 04:02:07 PM NFL post game film session every week
https://twitter.com/MrGo30/status/1486089183936630788 Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Samwise on January 25, 2022, 04:43:50 PM Thanksgiving '97 - the day Barney the Dinosaur was killed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epgXuMB1sF8 As God is my witness, I thought dinosaurs could fly. Title: Re: Useless Videos Post by: Tale on April 27, 2022, 07:15:27 PM This is outrageously good cute content. (https://twitter.com/slater_jona/status/1519427010807873536)
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