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Reply #2415 on: March 31, 2008, 08:55:54 PM


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Reply #2416 on: March 31, 2008, 10:23:36 PM

So apparently my rockstar dream isn't dead due to my lack of talent after all, I just need to move to russia!

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Reply #2417 on: March 31, 2008, 10:40:49 PM

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Reply #2418 on: April 01, 2008, 01:23:17 AM

I have a worrying feeling that some of you don't get the Leningrad Cowboys.  They're not even Russian.

In the late 80's, Finnish director Ari Kaurismaki made a movie called "Leningrad Cowboys Go America", about an Russian band (played by a real rock band called the Sleepy Sleepers) who were too awful for Russia.  So they go to America, where "people will listen to anything".  The point of the Leningrad Cowboys is an extended (rather overplayed ni my opinion) high camp joke about how awful American musical tastes are.

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Reply #2419 on: April 01, 2008, 06:34:12 AM

I have a worrying feeling that some of you don't get the Leningrad Cowboys.  They're not even Russian.

In the late 80's, Finnish director Ari Kaurismaki made a movie called "Leningrad Cowboys Go America", about an Russian band (played by a real rock band called the Sleepy Sleepers) who were too awful for Russia.  So they go to America, where "people will listen to anything".  The point of the Leningrad Cowboys is an extended (rather overplayed ni my opinion) high camp joke about how awful American musical tastes are.

Sounds like it backfired a bit, didn't it?

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Reply #2420 on: April 01, 2008, 02:13:40 PM

I have a worrying feeling that some of you don't get the Leningrad Cowboys.  They're not even Russian.

In the late 80's, Finnish director Ari Kaurismaki made a movie called "Leningrad Cowboys Go America", about an Russian band (played by a real rock band called the Sleepy Sleepers) who were too awful for Russia.  So they go to America, where "people will listen to anything".  The point of the Leningrad Cowboys is an extended (rather overplayed ni my opinion) high camp joke about how awful American musical tastes are.

Sounds like it backfired a bit, didn't it?


Aaaaaaahhh.  When will you damn yanks get irony?  ACK!

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Reply #2421 on: April 02, 2008, 12:01:07 AM

I have a worrying feeling that some of you don't get the Leningrad Cowboys.  They're not even Russian.

In the late 80's, Finnish director Ari Kaurismaki made a movie called "Leningrad Cowboys Go America", about an Russian band (played by a real rock band called the Sleepy Sleepers) who were too awful for Russia.  So they go to America, where "people will listen to anything".  The point of the Leningrad Cowboys is an extended (rather overplayed ni my opinion) high camp joke about how awful American musical tastes are.

Sounds like it backfired a bit, didn't it?


Aaaaaaahhh.  When will you damn yanks get irony?  ACK!

No no, I got it from the start, I mean I don't think anyone's mentally deficient enough to think this isn't a joke band. I should expand on my  ACK! though, as I don't think even for irony, that the video was entertaining. Like putting Groucho glasses on a corpse as a funeral, it may be funny but you'll be the only one laughing.

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Reply #2422 on: April 02, 2008, 07:02:43 AM

The video evokes in me a complex melange of emotions. At first, I was simply  shocked but that progressed to  ROFL Then I looked at the look of smug arrogance on the expressions of the russian military choir and I plunged right back down into  ACK!

Lakov pretty much sums up the feeling. You want to laugh at these losers, but at the same time you realise that the intent wasn't a light hearted jab, but an entire montage constructed to deride an aspect of American culture. Its a little bit sick. As Lakov said, Groucho glasses on a corpse. The corpse in this case being the most glamorous display of Eurotrash since French caucasians started doing gangsta rap.

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Reply #2424 on: April 02, 2008, 10:41:09 PM

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Reply #2425 on: April 03, 2008, 05:20:26 AM

Funny you didn't see this one, Phil:

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Reply #2426 on: April 03, 2008, 05:28:29 AM

Also, this happens when you do a Shoryuken down instead of up.

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Reply #2427 on: April 03, 2008, 10:45:35 AM

I'm probably late to the party, but I just saw this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnL1xE1WFe0

Daft Punk Dancers.  Cracked me up.
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Reply #2428 on: April 04, 2008, 06:00:54 AM

I have a DVD with nothing but Daft Punk videos. They have the best ones.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #2429 on: April 04, 2008, 06:46:58 AM

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Reply #2430 on: April 04, 2008, 04:01:57 PM

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Reply #2431 on: April 04, 2008, 04:37:26 PM

Holy shit.

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Reply #2432 on: April 04, 2008, 09:01:48 PM

I'm probably late to the party, but I just saw this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnL1xE1WFe0

Daft Punk Dancers.  Cracked me up.

Daft Fingers

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Reply #2433 on: April 11, 2008, 10:43:25 AM

Link is self explanatory.

http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-reporters-getting-owned.html

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Reply #2434 on: April 11, 2008, 04:04:23 PM

Most of Portishead's forthcoming album 3, their first in over a decade, played live (in a studio) in Portishead, England:

http://current.com/items/88899146_portishead_in_portishead?xid=55

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Reply #2435 on: April 11, 2008, 04:31:36 PM

Hell yeah! The begining of that vid reminded me of an old one from them that followed traffic signs and ended at one for Portishead. I'm still holding out hope that they score a sick and twisted indy horror flick.

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Reply #2436 on: April 11, 2008, 04:46:52 PM

Most of Portishead's forthcoming album 3, their first in over a decade, played live (in a studio) in Portishead, England:

http://current.com/items/88899146_portishead_in_portishead?xid=55

Woah.  I had no idea they were even together still.  Cool.

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This isn't the grainy black and white noir style Portishead I love.  At least, not at song #4.
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Reply #2437 on: April 11, 2008, 06:22:50 PM

Its coming on the TV now if you get Current.

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Reply #2438 on: April 11, 2008, 06:36:15 PM

Link is self explanatory.

http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-reporters-getting-owned.html

Best of the Best: Explosion lady (she lived, you wimps), Snake Guy, and the woman at the end.

God I hate reporters.

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Reply #2439 on: April 11, 2008, 06:53:22 PM

Most of Portishead's forthcoming album 3, their first in over a decade, played live (in a studio) in Portishead, England:

http://current.com/items/88899146_portishead_in_portishead?xid=55

The song at 15 minutes is just fucking amazing. Thanks for that.
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Reply #2440 on: April 11, 2008, 08:42:56 PM

Entranced. I love the continuous 360 pan they switched to for that song. Deft, how they finessed her voice electronically around the 18:10 mark. I'm guessing it's not too hard, but it sounded great. Tracks #1 & 3 are my favorites. I'm a sucker for the more sinister sounds.

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Reply #2441 on: April 11, 2008, 09:55:31 PM

1. Silence   2. Hunter   3. We Carry On   4. The Rip   5. Machine Gun   6. Magic Doors   7. Threads

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Reply #2442 on: April 11, 2008, 11:04:05 PM

I dunno, I was disappointed.  I liked the darker stuff they did before.  Cowboys, Glory Box, Seven Months, Only You, and the lounge-style atmosphere of All Mine.  This seemed too... Radiohead-influenced.  Which is good if you like Radiohead, I suppose.

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Reply #2443 on: April 12, 2008, 10:00:05 PM


I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

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Reply #2446 on: April 13, 2008, 09:33:24 AM


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