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Reply #105 on: May 19, 2005, 07:21:43 AM

Is that Gygax on the front page?  I'd label him a wacko before a douchebag.

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Reply #106 on: May 19, 2005, 08:41:45 AM

Is that Gygax on the front page?  I'd label him a wacko before a douchebag.

It's his fault MMORPGs are like this. He is, indeed, a douchebag.
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Reply #107 on: May 19, 2005, 08:52:47 AM

Is that Gygax on the front page?  I'd label him a wacko before a douchebag.

It's his fault MMORPGs are like this. He is, indeed, a douchebag.

If you say so.  I stopped paying much attention to him after he moved to that cabin in the woods to write Mythos, Dangerous Journeys, or whatever it was called.  If true, though, then I agree.  You can explain it to me if you like.  That doesn't get The Vision and the EQ copycats off the hook, though.

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Reply #108 on: May 19, 2005, 08:55:19 AM

That doesn't get The Vision and the EQ copycats off the hook, though.

No, it doesn't. But we had to pick one MMORPG guy because the frontpage couldn't be crawling with that sorta shit for a whole week. So we picked Marc Jacobs. He doesn't realize that Romans in Space is going to be a superbly crafted train wreck, which is cool and all - I mean it's hard seeing sinking ships from way up top an ivory tower. Those things are tall. And the Warhammer news this week just makes his appearance on the frontpage THAT MUCH BETTER.
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Reply #109 on: May 19, 2005, 12:11:24 PM

Holy h8 batman. Take it down a notch, I don't think QT was involved ;)

If any of our intrepid cub reporters can corner a SOE dev long enough to glean any details of this 'new planetsidey mmo', you'll make me very, very happy. But do it anyway, please....
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Reply #110 on: May 19, 2005, 12:14:16 PM

Holy h8 batman. Take it down a notch, I don't think QT was involved ;)

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If any of our intrepid cub reporters can corner a SOE dev long enough to glean any details of this 'new planetsidey mmo', you'll make me very, very happy. But do it anyway, please....

We'll probably have more luck after E3, but I'll see what I can do.
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Reply #111 on: May 20, 2005, 01:41:11 PM

Isn't Imperator just Renegade Legion though?  It already did "Romans in Space because even in the mid 80s we couldn't afford the Star Wars liscense" deal.
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Reply #112 on: May 20, 2005, 02:59:20 PM

Just had a thought: For those of us who generally avoid pictures of gamers and game makers in order to protect the remnants of our sanity, could someone post a link to each of the front page pics with the person's name, and perhaps a brief description of their crime?  I only recognize about half the faces in rotation.

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Reply #113 on: May 20, 2005, 03:18:06 PM



Well, this is that guy from Less Than Jake (I Would Walk 500 Miles).

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Reply #114 on: May 20, 2005, 03:21:58 PM



Well, this is that guy from Less Than Jake (I Would Walk 500 Miles).

There were two guys that looked like that. Which one is it?
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Reply #115 on: May 20, 2005, 03:26:20 PM

They're twins. HE's both of them.

Hey, wait, how come you're a crotchpheasant too, Stray? I don't feel special anymore.  cry

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Reply #116 on: May 20, 2005, 03:26:36 PM

That would be The Proclaimers and he must be the one in the middle.


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Reply #117 on: May 20, 2005, 03:28:01 PM

Thanks, Signe. I couldn't remember the name of the band so I just Googled "I would walk 500 miles".

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Reply #118 on: May 20, 2005, 03:29:17 PM



And this is Martin Short wearing a fat suit.

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Reply #119 on: May 20, 2005, 03:38:28 PM

You can see how I mistook this dude for schild, right?



<-----The real slim schildy


Except the beard is different. Did you guys know that schild is my MySpace friend? Mmmmmjealous?


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Reply #120 on: May 20, 2005, 03:50:27 PM

Except now schild can be seen wearing this fashionable item.
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Reply #121 on: May 20, 2005, 04:06:02 PM

Wrong, wrong, WRONG! He's wearing this:


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Reply #122 on: May 20, 2005, 04:19:35 PM

They're twins. HE's both of them.

Hey, wait, how come you're a crotchpheasant too, Stray? I don't feel special anymore.  cry

If you're in the same category as me, I wouldn't worry too much about not feeling "special".

But to answer your question, probably because I think dying from heroin would be much more preferable than dying from cigarettes.
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Reply #123 on: May 20, 2005, 04:49:57 PM

You can see how I mistook this dude for schild, right?

(Picture of the Schild-ster)


Except the beard is different. Did you guys know that schild is my MySpace friend? Mmmmmjealous?



/chuckle

Funny that both people I know who manage game stores look strangely alike. I'm still wondering how you can fit into a little RSX?

EDIT: Ugh, in retrospect, in the interest of fairness (Hide the Childrens)...

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Reply #124 on: May 20, 2005, 05:04:40 PM

You can see how I mistook this dude for schild, right?

(Picture of the Schild-ster)


Except the beard is different. Did you guys know that schild is my MySpace friend? Mmmmmjealous?



/chuckle

Funny that both people I know who manage game stores look strangely alike. I'm still wondering how you can fit into a little RSX?

EDIT: Ugh, in retrospect, in the interest of fairness (Hide the Childrens)...



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Reply #125 on: May 20, 2005, 05:05:14 PM

That's you, Strazos?

Tell me that picture was taken...Oh....10 years ago...??
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Reply #126 on: May 20, 2005, 05:09:01 PM

No, I was 18 when that was taken, oh, 3 years ago for my school ID.
EDIT: Keep in mind that besides Nix, I'm probably one of the youngest people here (at 21.5 yo). I only look slightly older now because I can maintain some modicum of facial hair. Maybe when I get done graduate school I'll actually start to look like I belong in a college classroom.

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Reply #127 on: May 20, 2005, 05:20:29 PM

You are just as adorable as can be.  I no longer want to punch you in the nose.  I want to ruffle your hair and call you sonny boy.

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Reply #128 on: May 20, 2005, 05:30:46 PM

GET OUT OF MY STATE!

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Reply #129 on: May 20, 2005, 08:04:30 PM

I did not see a picture of myself in this thread.

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Reply #130 on: May 20, 2005, 09:02:54 PM

Must...resist....the almighty roflcopter.

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Reply #131 on: May 21, 2005, 02:01:37 AM

I did not see a picture of myself in this thread.

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<-----The real slim schildy

Yep, you did.
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Reply #132 on: May 21, 2005, 09:18:49 AM

Should I be concerned that Schild apparently has access to the Ark of the Covenant and keeps opening it?
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Reply #133 on: May 21, 2005, 09:21:08 AM

Should I be concerned that Schild apparently has access to the Ark of the Covenant and keeps opening it?

Only if he insists on keeping it down his pants.
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Reply #134 on: May 22, 2005, 01:31:26 AM

I thought it was him LARPing with a flashlight or some shit.

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Reply #135 on: May 22, 2005, 01:01:20 PM

lol Wow.. Straz..

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Reply #136 on: May 23, 2005, 10:11:30 AM

Hi, happy Monday.

Here is a picture of me doing field work (in all fairness since I outed schildy):


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Reply #137 on: May 23, 2005, 10:13:37 AM

WTF is that nasty thing on your arm?

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Reply #138 on: May 23, 2005, 10:15:00 AM

It's a female praying mantis. In the summer the fields are full of 'em. They're so cool and alien-looking. You can also buy mantid egg sacs to release in your garden (They're awesome at controlling pest insects).

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Reply #139 on: May 23, 2005, 10:15:53 AM

I meant the tattoo  evil

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