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Reply #140 on: May 23, 2005, 12:16:57 PM

Haw har har haw.

There's an amoeba above the word, now, since the original atom faded out.

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Reply #141 on: May 23, 2005, 12:52:11 PM

Interesting... In both your's and Schild's photos that I have seen you can see straight up your noses.

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Reply #142 on: May 23, 2005, 01:08:58 PM

Here is a picture of me doing field work (in all fairness since I outed schildy)

Yikes.  Mantis' wherever you live are much more cuddily than here in Texas.  The photographer would be shooting your bloodied armstump...  We had a sac pop this past weekend in my garage and the kids spent all day teasing eyelash-sized armstump-makers out to the garden.  Cute little guys when they're that little, and as tame as a junkyard dog.  The tarantulas are much more mellow.  Well except during mating season.
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Reply #143 on: May 23, 2005, 01:22:33 PM

Interesting... In both your's and Schild's photos that I have seen you can see straight up your noses.

Well, that's because I was a coke whore in a previous life.

I have issues with how "chinny" I photograph.

Mantises here don't bite, they just swivel their little alien heads around and look at you with their bulbous eyes, looking for a way off.

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Reply #144 on: May 23, 2005, 02:02:44 PM


I have issues with how "chinny" I photograph.

I suppose you can't really grow a beard to fix that one.

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Reply #145 on: May 23, 2005, 02:44:06 PM

My chin isn't even that big, really, but when I smile I'm all jawline. I got it from my grandma.

It's funny that you mentioned my nostrils, because today I got a message from a random stranger on MySpace complimenting their symmetry and asking where I had them done (I told him I had them done in my mom's uterus).

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Reply #146 on: May 23, 2005, 03:56:19 PM

Better watch out. You've seen what some have said about Jennifer Garner's glourous jawline here.


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Reply #147 on: May 23, 2005, 03:57:51 PM

Yes, I am aware. I notice the jawline of many women, actually. Morgan Webb, Minnie Driver, huge jaws on those broads. Mine is not mannish, per se, but it's not a little pixie chin by any stretch.

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Reply #148 on: May 23, 2005, 04:07:21 PM

I like the tat and the great, alien buggy.

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Reply #149 on: May 23, 2005, 04:31:51 PM

Thank you, Signe! I'm so flattered that you're using my arm as your avatar.  cheesy

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Reply #150 on: May 23, 2005, 04:46:50 PM

It's a damn fine arm and that's a damn fine bug. 

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Reply #151 on: May 24, 2005, 08:46:49 AM

You know, I must agree with Signe. Fantastic Arm and that bug is phenomenal. I did however intially think you were bleeding (The shadow), and I'd like to thank you for "outing" Schild. I saw a sort-of picture of him but never one where he really showed up.

Now..to post a picture of.. H a e m c o w

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Reply #152 on: May 24, 2005, 09:57:16 AM

Now..to post a picture of.. H a e m c o w

Make sure you dress him up first.  We need no nakkid.

Also, nice avatar.
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Reply #153 on: May 24, 2005, 10:12:20 AM

Thank ya. And I doubt I could get an actual naked picture of him unless I somehow pull his shorts down while he is sleeping and hover over him with my camera phone.


Oooh ideas.

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Reply #154 on: May 24, 2005, 10:29:25 AM

Do not give the PopTart ideas.

My nekkidness would change your lives. But I will not give it to you, because you don't get to have nice things.

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Reply #155 on: May 24, 2005, 10:52:06 AM

lol

More Ideas, k?

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Reply #156 on: May 24, 2005, 11:14:53 AM

I want a picture of Snow Beast mauling Haemish. Even if it is just play-mauling  cheesy

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Reply #157 on: May 24, 2005, 11:15:20 AM

lol

More Ideas, k?

Make sure he isn't turned sideways or else we might not be able to tell he's in the picture.
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Reply #158 on: May 24, 2005, 11:16:12 AM

I want a picture of Snow Beast mauling Haemish. Even if it is just play-mauling  cheesy

Or humping his leg.

It's cute- schildy acted all mad and stuff that I posted the img but I noticed he didn't take it down....  wink

I think a certain someone is pretending to be shy!

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Reply #159 on: May 24, 2005, 11:16:19 AM

Make sure he isn't turned sideways or else we might not be able to tell he's in the picture.

omfg. Forgot he was visible in only 2 dimensions.
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Reply #160 on: May 24, 2005, 11:18:41 AM

Make sure he isn't turned sideways or else we might not be able to tell he's in the picture.

omfg. Forgot he was visible in only 2 dimensions.

The fifth dimension and the black dimension?

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Reply #161 on: May 24, 2005, 11:24:06 AM

I want a picture of Snow Beast mauling Haemish. Even if it is just play-mauling  cheesy

Or humping his leg.

The scary part is that SHE (yes, the dog is a she) DOES hump my leg when she gets excited, usually after I've gotten home from work. I have no idea what that means, but it is the funniest looking thing.

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Reply #162 on: May 24, 2005, 11:27:30 AM

The family I adopted my cat (Desmond) from has two lesbian dogs. They're obviously female, but they take turns humping each other.

The other day I caught my other cat Bock standing over Desmond from behind, holding the scruff of his neck in his teeth and kinda growling. It was hard not to assume some hanky-panky was going on. Either that, or Bock fancied Desmond his prey, and had him in the death grip.

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Reply #163 on: May 24, 2005, 11:48:35 AM




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Reply #164 on: May 24, 2005, 12:03:33 PM

AWWWW!

Dang, he IS skinny. You ARE skinny, HAem! But that's cool - the closer to the bone, the sweeter is the meat, eh, Super PopTart?

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Reply #165 on: May 24, 2005, 12:07:08 PM

Stop fluffing up our threads.
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Reply #166 on: May 24, 2005, 12:08:44 PM

AWWWW!

Dang, he IS skinny. You ARE skinny, HAem! But that's cool - the closer to the bone, the sweeter is the meat, eh, Super PopTart?

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Reply #167 on: May 24, 2005, 12:14:24 PM

Excuse you all dorks. My husband is a damn good looking man. And my dog is beeeaauuuttiiffful. She is Princess Humperdink.
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Reply #168 on: May 24, 2005, 12:15:05 PM

Someone perhaps skinnier than myself.  I thought I'd never see the day. 

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Reply #169 on: May 24, 2005, 12:19:16 PM

Stop fluffing up our threads.

It was supposed to be a compliment. It's my skinny version of "more cushion for the pushin'" (how to defend being large and in charge).

Oh, wait. Y'all can't have nice things. Sorry, I forgot.

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Reply #170 on: May 24, 2005, 12:29:44 PM

Excuse you all dorks. My husband is a damn good looking man. And so is my dog. So nyah.

Finally I have a face to put in my fantasies. Thank ya.
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Reply #171 on: May 24, 2005, 12:31:13 PM

Excuse you all dorks. My husband is a damn good looking man. And so is my dog. So nyah.

Your dog is a damn good looking man?

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Reply #172 on: May 24, 2005, 12:34:44 PM

Excuse you all dorks. My husband is a damn good looking man. And so is my dog. So nyah.

Finally I have a face to put in my fantasies. Thank ya.

Didn't you see the pictures of Snow Beast that H posted before?

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Reply #173 on: May 24, 2005, 12:35:29 PM

The voice doesnt match the face at all.

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Reply #174 on: May 24, 2005, 12:38:12 PM

VooDooLily,

You are slowly gaining my ire.

Stop making fun of my puppy.

Or else.

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