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schild
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on: May 15, 2005, 12:52:15 AM

Special Forum. Why?

We'll be posting all news and updates and articles here. And there should be lots of them.

Some rules:
1. Raging Douchebag week isn't about cockslapping the other members of the forum. We have Festivus for that.
2. Aim your agression at the people you love to hate and hate to love. The professional members of the gaming industry.
3. We have a punishment system set up for the people that can't follow the 2 very simple rules of raging douchebag week.

That said. Enjoy our thick wad.
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Reply #1 on: May 15, 2005, 01:33:13 AM

 Think we should have an introduce your avatar thread, so we can recognize who the object of your hate is during this most glorious week. 

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Reply #2 on: May 15, 2005, 01:51:13 AM

Mine is the head pigfucker.

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Reply #3 on: May 15, 2005, 07:01:52 AM

He really DOES look piggish, doesn't he. Wow.

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Reply #4 on: May 15, 2005, 09:40:27 AM

Mine might be dead.

Edit: Oh and the frontpage has had a special redesign for the week. Lots of funneh. Here's a link if you've forgotten where that is.
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Reply #5 on: May 15, 2005, 10:24:43 AM

If you want to join in the fun, you can go ahead and get yourself a nice developer picture or company logo, and make it your avatar. If we can come up with something witty, you might get a custom title.

Edit: If you have any obscenely mean rants you want frontpaged, just send them along and we'll look them over.
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Reply #6 on: May 15, 2005, 01:27:43 PM

I believe my new avatar is pretty self-explanatory.

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Reply #7 on: May 15, 2005, 02:57:34 PM

Is this the harbinger of a dead pool?

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Reply #8 on: May 15, 2005, 03:01:48 PM

Your avatar is, I think.
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Reply #9 on: May 15, 2005, 04:08:15 PM

Your avatar is, I think.

Her avatar is sexy in that "No really, I'm 18, honest" kinda way.
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Reply #10 on: May 15, 2005, 04:58:17 PM

I'm still wondering who it is.

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Reply #11 on: May 15, 2005, 05:16:47 PM

I'm still wondering who it is.

Ms. Bad CGI Lady.
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Reply #12 on: May 15, 2005, 05:23:28 PM

It is art!  I could change it if it scares you.

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Reply #13 on: May 15, 2005, 05:57:47 PM


Fear the Backstab!
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Reply #14 on: May 15, 2005, 06:24:20 PM

John Smith

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Reply #15 on: May 15, 2005, 08:24:32 PM

Ok, I guess I'll ask Next week.

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Reply #16 on: May 15, 2005, 10:02:48 PM

It is art!  I could change it if it scares you.

Your avatar does scare me, but it's a good kind of scared.

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Reply #17 on: May 15, 2005, 10:20:43 PM

Ok, I guess I'll ask Next week.

I don't know her name.  The name of the person who created that piece of art is John Smith. 

Dammit.

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Reply #18 on: May 16, 2005, 12:13:12 AM

Does anyone know where I can get a pic of Tetsuya Takahashi, the director of the new Xenosaga games?  I want to set him as my avatar but I can't for the life of me find a pic of him.

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Reply #19 on: May 16, 2005, 12:22:30 AM


Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
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Reply #20 on: May 16, 2005, 12:44:51 AM

The JCJ? The Japan Congress of Journalists? I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure whoever is in the picture is not who you're looking for - and Signe, I'm not Japanese. Just covering my tracks before you say it.



Again.
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Reply #21 on: May 16, 2005, 01:34:04 AM

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Douchebags.

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Reply #22 on: May 16, 2005, 01:58:45 AM

Yea, thats not him, hes too old for one, and I vaguely remember the Zeno guy having a more 'hip' haircut

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Reply #23 on: May 16, 2005, 06:37:28 AM

I still have no clue who schild's avatar is.  I'm just not knowledgeable enough of these wannabe celebs..

Edit: And my pic is too small. What's the max size on avatars these days, the profile page didn't say.

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Reply #24 on: May 16, 2005, 06:48:12 AM

I feel moved by the spirit to join in the celebration of Raging Douchebag Week by posting one as an avatar, and in the spirit of bi-partisanship I feel obligated to post a douchebag I unfortunately helped vote into office.

My bad.

"It was a difficult party" - an unexpected word combination from ex-Merry Prankster and author Robert Stone.
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Reply #25 on: May 16, 2005, 07:15:10 AM

and Signe, I'm not Japanese. Just covering my tracks before you say it.

Again.

I never said you WERE Japanese, I said you were very nearly MOSTLY Japanese.  Give it time.

I'm pretty sure I even heard you humming that old song on TS.

PS  Sorry about the state of my typing.  I've wrapped up most of my finger tips in day glo bandages as a fashion statement and I keep sticking unnecessary letters in my words by accident.  I'll try and keep up with editing.  You might suffer for my art, but, trust me... it's well worth it.
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Reply #26 on: May 16, 2005, 08:23:42 AM

I still have no clue who schild's avatar is.

David Bowman. President of Artifact Entertain Whipping boy at Tulga and ex-lead thieving bastard on Horizons. He may or may not be a lead designer on it still. Either way he's a douchebag for stealing the game and a double douchebag for making it the shittiest well-funded MMOG on the market.
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Reply #27 on: May 16, 2005, 11:29:45 AM

Mine needs no introduction.  You can't, however, have this party without him.

-Rasix
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Reply #28 on: May 16, 2005, 11:31:53 AM

Honestly, I didn't think anybody would go there.

Bravo, Rasix. You truly are an elite member of the douchebag society.
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Reply #29 on: May 16, 2005, 11:50:57 AM

David Bowman.

For some reason, I thought he'd look less like a 50s throwback and more like a used car salesman.  Or the villan from Pete's Dragon, handlebar moustache and all.

Rasix, I thought about going there for about 1/2 a second, then thought it might only be inviting disaster. You're braver than I.

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Reply #30 on: May 16, 2005, 12:07:02 PM

Mine needs no introduction.  You can't, however, have this party without him.

I had the same pic all ready when Shockeye broke the news that you had scumbagged me. However, you can't have this party without my avatar either.

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Reply #31 on: May 16, 2005, 12:07:31 PM

Is that Mario van Peebles?

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Reply #32 on: May 16, 2005, 12:09:48 PM

Is that Mario van Peebles?

You're so clean. Like freshly fallen snow. It's better you not know who is displayed as Rasix's avatar.

Trust me.[/size]
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Reply #33 on: May 16, 2005, 12:11:06 PM

Is that Mario van Peebles?

You're so clean. Like freshly fallen snow. It's better you not know who is displayed as Rasix's avatar.

Trust me.[/size]

Such beautiful innocence.

Can I smash it? Please?
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Reply #34 on: May 16, 2005, 12:14:13 PM

Is that Mario van Peebles?

You're so clean. Like freshly fallen snow. It's better you not know who is displayed as Rasix's avatar.

Trust me.[/size]

Such beautiful innocence.

Can I smash it? Please?

Make her play and review BC3000. That oughta do it.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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