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Reply #35 on: May 16, 2005, 10:14:34 AM

He's sort of like Beetlejuice in that if you say his name thrice, he appears from his lair, located in the darkest circle of Hell.
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Reply #36 on: May 16, 2005, 10:16:33 AM

Actually, He-Whose-Name-Cannot-Be-Mentioned tends to show up after a single utterance of his name.

Dropping the name of his game might be enough for him to rear his ugly head...

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Reply #37 on: May 16, 2005, 10:17:29 AM

I am hoping the abbreviation throws him off the scent.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #38 on: May 16, 2005, 10:19:26 AM

I'd ask if he's dead. But he might show up to reply. And we CAN'T have that. Ever. Christ. I'm shaking just thinking about it.
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Reply #39 on: May 16, 2005, 10:20:20 AM

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He doesn't look Korean to me. (GY? My Google-fu is a little weak)


Edit: Dang, I didn't know Bruce is a brotha! Am I right? Do I get a cookie?

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Reply #40 on: May 16, 2005, 10:21:15 AM

I'd ask if he's dead. But he might show up to reply. And we CAN'T have that. Ever. Christ. I'm shaking just thinking about it.

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Reply #41 on: May 16, 2005, 10:22:04 AM

....

He doesn't look Korean to me. (GY? My Google-fu is a little weak)


Edit: Dang, I didn't know Bruce is a brotha! Am I right? Do I get a cookie?

Stop it. You're scaring people.
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Reply #42 on: May 16, 2005, 10:23:35 AM

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He doesn't look Korean to me. (GY? My Google-fu is a little weak)


Edit: Dang, I didn't know Bruce is a brotha! Am I right? Do I get a cookie?

Get out of Artic Circle, girly girl.

Try googling the game Rasix namedropped, and be prepared to rape your mind if you're brave enough to read what you uncover.

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Reply #43 on: May 16, 2005, 10:24:43 AM

I'd ask if he's dead. But he might show up to reply. And we CAN'T have that. Ever. Christ. I'm shaking just thinking about it.

Out of the three, which is worse?

He who shall not be named
Goatse guy
Tubgirl
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Reply #44 on: May 16, 2005, 10:25:28 AM

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Reply #45 on: May 16, 2005, 10:26:31 AM

The latter two are more work for the mods, but more actual community damage (in the form of eye rolling sprains and strained laughing muscles) would come from the first one.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #46 on: May 16, 2005, 10:26:52 AM

He looks like Mario van Peebles.



I have the soundtrack to this movie on VINYL, bitches!

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Reply #47 on: May 16, 2005, 10:27:27 AM

Goatse and Tubgirl are just purely shocking images.

The-Unnameable-Doctor will leave psychological scars and force you to sit in the corner in a fetal position and cry, because (To my knowledge) the man has the capability to reproduce.

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Reply #48 on: May 16, 2005, 10:27:54 AM

Lets do this Wheel of Fortune style:

RSTLNE

_ERE_ S__RT

[EDIT - Shockeye] MY GOD MAN! Think of the children!
« Last Edit: May 16, 2005, 10:30:01 AM by Shockeye »

-Rasix
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Reply #49 on: May 16, 2005, 10:28:11 AM

Between WAP and Rasix's avatars, I think we just boarded the Event Horizon.
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Reply #50 on: May 16, 2005, 10:29:12 AM

Lets do this wheel of Fortune style:

RSTLNE

_ERE_ S__RT



Dude, that's black magic you're messing with. Don't fuck with things you don't understand.
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Reply #51 on: May 16, 2005, 10:31:01 AM

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He is proud of his Great African heritage. To honor this proud heritage his proud last name was changed to contain a proud secret African name that starts with the proud letter 'K' hyphenated with his proud American last name, Sm*rt. Mr. Sm*rt is unable to name the 'K' name that he is so very proud of but, I've come to find out that Mr. Sm*rt's whole name is probably D*r*k Kevin-Sm*rt.

...Kinte?


Edit- I hope I got here in time.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2005, 10:33:30 AM by WayAbvPar »

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Reply #52 on: May 16, 2005, 10:32:08 AM

EDIT: Let us hope the damage can be undone...
« Last Edit: May 16, 2005, 10:36:26 AM by Strazos »

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Reply #53 on: May 16, 2005, 10:34:03 AM

Hey, this is fun. Schild should know mine ;)

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Reply #54 on: May 16, 2005, 10:34:28 AM

Chill, bitches. They don't call me voodoolily for nothing. My mojo is powerful. I am not afraid of the Van Peebles!

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Reply #55 on: May 16, 2005, 10:35:15 AM

Hey, this is fun. Schild should know mine ;)

Rofl. I'll dig up a custom title for you tonight. I also might have a better picture lying around.
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Reply #56 on: May 16, 2005, 10:36:43 AM

Hey, this is fun. Schild should know mine ;)

I beat the shit out of a guy named Brian Reynolds in 7th grade (he started it, I finished it by punching his headgear down his throat for him). I feel like I may have done some karmic good.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Who the hell taught you how to write? Fuck, that sentence is like internet transmitted face-attacking knives. Jesus. schild
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Reply #57 on: May 16, 2005, 10:37:44 AM

Hey, this is fun. Schild should know mine ;)

I beat the shit out of a guy named Brian Reynolds in 7th grade (he started it, I finished it by punching his headgear down his throat for him). I feel like I may have done some karmic good.

But at least he didn't give us flying tanks.
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Reply #58 on: May 16, 2005, 10:45:51 AM

Oh jesus fuck. The D.S. site is fawking hilarious. Geez, you could fall in one of that dude's nose pores.

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Reply #59 on: May 16, 2005, 10:59:50 AM

I don't know who it is, either.  I don't much like the kissy face he's making tho.

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Reply #60 on: May 16, 2005, 11:00:54 AM

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But at least he didn't give us flying tanks.
If they flew in a turned-based fashion, I'd be cool with that. Aerotanks!

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Reply #61 on: May 16, 2005, 11:13:51 AM

I declare my avatar Patron St. of Elf Boobs.

And you all sure do enjoy playing with fire and "mr. Van Peebles."  Perhaps an autofilter is in order

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Reply #62 on: May 16, 2005, 12:14:10 PM

The avatar mechanism isn't working for me, which is just fine since all of the choice ones are taken.

Also, please stop talking about Mr. Sexy, chance of summoning or not.  He makes me ill.  But... perhaps that is what you want?

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Reply #63 on: May 16, 2005, 12:39:44 PM

I'd ask if he's dead. But he might show up to reply. And we CAN'T have that. Ever. Christ. I'm shaking just thinking about it.

I can't keep track of who everyone hates.  I'm not even sure who "who we cannot name" is.  I will just do my little bit in celebration of this week.
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Reply #64 on: May 16, 2005, 12:43:25 PM

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3.

Is my avatar recognizable to anyone?  I had to go for my second choice, alas.

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Reply #65 on: May 16, 2005, 01:07:49 PM

That pic of the elfboob girl behind Abashole looks almost like it's on a dollar bill. Someone with time to kill should photoshop one up ;)

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Reply #66 on: May 16, 2005, 01:53:54 PM

I don't know who any of those people are... with the exception of Mr. Bowman who was so mean and nasty to me that I found his picture and stuck pins in it.  But it's ok... I'm not sure who any of you are, either.  Unfortunately, I tend to associate people closely with their avatars.  It's probably good I'll only see them for a week.

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Reply #67 on: May 16, 2005, 02:03:54 PM

So I'm associated with someone who is sexah but cannot program for shit?

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Reply #68 on: May 16, 2005, 02:10:28 PM

Program?  I thought your avatar was that bloke from Extreme.

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Reply #69 on: May 16, 2005, 02:14:34 PM

"Daikatana" didn't throw up a red flag for you?

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