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Lakov_Sanite
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I like the genocide of billions as a planet is destroyed in the background as a finishing touch on the dance routine, very classy.
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Lantyssa
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I'm failing to see how y'all can't think that's awesome. Dancing Imperial Guard.  |
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Tannhauser
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I can't believe they got permission to put out a game like that!
Not sure what else to say...I think something inside of me snapped.
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I can't believe they got permission to put out a game like that!
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I can't believe they got permission to put out a game like that!
Not sure what else to say...I think something inside of me snapped.
 That, that video made me want to take someone, throw them on their knees, grab them by the hair and turn their face towards a screen, making them watch the song in its entirety, hissing into the ear 'Where is your god now??!' |
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The best part is how the words keep popping out of their crotch.
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Modern Angel
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I like the genocide of billions as a planet is destroyed in the background as a finishing touch on the dance routine, very classy.
You know that those people aren't real, right? Oh.... oh no... |
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Lakov_Sanite
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Now I'm confused
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Sir T
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Looks like that's what happened with the character model creator.
That might not actually be the guys fault. If they make the models actually look too much like the actors they have to pay the actors more money. But seriously, where the fuck is the Vogon destructer fleet. I'd rather listen to Vogon poetry than watch that crap again. |
Hic sunt dracones.
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HaemishM
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I'm failing to see how y'all can't think that's awesome.
I titter with delight to realize that the game rewards you with accolades that spread from your avatar's crotch in a glowing mandala of positive affirmations. |
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Nevermore
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Who doesn't like exploding crotch accolades?
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Over and out.
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Lantyssa
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I'd give so many accolades to someone who could make my crotch explode right now.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Now that I think about it does this mean that Disney owns the Full Throttle IP now? Hey, have Pixar make a PG-13 Full Throttle movie!*
*this will never happen
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I'd give so many accolades to someone who could make my crotch explode right now.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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WTF is that, and why is it not in the awesome pictures thread?
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Fabricated
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Ferromagnetic liquids.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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It's the kind of pop-culture mash-up that just melts my brain. Not rage-inducing but a total collapse of all reason and comprehension that my brain just can't process what it's seeing.
I was put in such a state of, "What the Fuck?" I think I drooled a bit watching them.
Yeah this. It's not even that they are literally pissing on my childhood memories of Star Wars from a great height, it's the kind of jaw-dropping nausea-inducing hellscape of the mind reaction like seeing your parents show up on the Internet in German scat porn or something. They already opened the floodgates for this kind of shit with Star Wars Christmas, many, many years ago. |
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Lakov_Sanite
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They opened up this shit with fucking ewoks. Let's not kid ourselves here, star wars for as cool as it CAN be, has been rife with merchandising bullshit from day onethree.
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koro
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No, you were right the first time. Star Wars has been considered a merchandising vehicle since before day one, when Lucas managed to get Fox to let him keep merchandising rights to the series.
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Sir T
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Lucas has always touted that selling merchandice is where the money is, not movie sales. Ironically in the last 3 piles of crap, the movies made a mint but they pretty much lost money with the toys. That's also why he piled a ton of crap into the digital remastering of the original movies, so he could flog alien no 345 in the corner of the screen in that scene in Mos Eisley.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Lantyssa
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I still kick myself for not buying an ARC-170 toy.
And I'm mad at SWG for the NGE and shutting down. I had a kick-ass ARC all reverse engineered with movie replica guns.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Ingmar
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They opened up this shit with fucking ewoks. Let's not kid ourselves here, star wars for as cool as it CAN be, has been rife with merchandising bullshit from day onethree.
Christmas Special predated Ewoks and also managed to exceed them in horribleness. |
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I don't recall any Bea Arthur or Art Carney action figures, though.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Ingmar
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If only.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
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Nevermore
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Over and out.
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Yegolev
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dat kung-fu grip
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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