Sir T
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Only if it involves baby's youngling's nappies.
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Merusk
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Oh for fucks sake. Liefield?
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ezrast
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Oh for fucks sake. Liefield?
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Lakov_Sanite
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Lens flare....  |
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HaemishM
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Is it wrong that my first reaction is merely "Ahhh, fuck off?"
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Paelos
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I liked the stuff in Dark Forces about the Remnant. Those games will probably be more fun than the movie, but maybe, just maybe, they won't fuck it up.
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Nothing in this post represents the views of my current or previous employers.
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sickrubik
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People may want to go back and view what star wars posters looked like in the past. Pleeeeenty of flaring.
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Malakili
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I'd like to know what sheared through a 1/4 mile of Star Destroyer myself  |
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Samwise
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Lens flare.
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schild
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I don't even see any lens flare on that poster. Am I missing a "bad cinematography" joke somewhere?
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Cyrrex
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You people are weird anyway. I can count the number of times that I really noticed and/or was bothered by lens flare on zero hands. I'd like to know what sheared through a 1/4 mile of Star Destroyer myself I'm not sure what it says about either of us, but I did a quick visual and mental calculation and came up with roughly the same number. I then went on to wikipedia and more or less confirmed that 1/4 mile was a pretty accurate estimation. Assuming it's an Imperial Class Star Destroyer. Obviously. |
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Teleku
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I don't even see any lens flare on that poster. Am I missing a "bad cinematography" joke somewhere?
Yeah, this. What fucking lens flare are you all babbling about? |
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schild
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You people are weird anyway. I can count the number of times that I really noticed and/or was bothered by lens flare on zero hands. I mostly agree. But I seem to have a very vivid memory of abysmal lens flare in Sunshine. Movie devolved into a worse Event Horizon anyway, so I'm not sure it even matters that the cinematography was shit. |
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Ironwood
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If it was real and it was JJ, the Star Destroyer would be about to enter the atmosphere while people get sucked out the side. He seems to like that shit.
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Yegolev
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I'm far more bothered by the teal/orange movies than flare.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Well I'm glad it's fan made cause it looks like shit. I'm probably getting my terms wrong, the effect used on the title and the glow around the destroyer may not be lens flare but they look terrible.
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You can't have a Star Trek movie without destroying the Enterprise near the end.
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Yegolev
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not sure if serious
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nevermore
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You all are hilarious. I thought it was pretty good for a fan made poster. Did the Star Destroyer have sharp knees, too?  |
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Bunk
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3/10, would not bang.
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Sir T
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Tannhauser
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Those posters triggered a wave of nostalgia for me. Such good memories. Also, why isn't Leia allowed to have shoes?
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Lakov_Sanite
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I'd say even though the second shows more skin it is a much "stronger" pose than in the first. In the first poster Leia is "omg like, a gun what do I do with it?" The second is much more Foxy Brown.
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Zetor
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They got nothing on Hungarian SW posters.
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Abagadro
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Holy shit I want all three of those to hang as a triptych in my home theater.
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Ingmar
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Wow. Those look like 60's DAW pulp sci-fi/fantasy covers.
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Ironwood
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Someone dropped a lot of acid before watching those films.
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Teleku
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Haha, oh god, that post naturally lead me to google what the posters for Poland were: |
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Zetor
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Clearly, these posters highlight the historical friendship between Poland and Hungary. "Polak / Wegier dwa bratanki" indeed!
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Wow. Those look like 60's DAW pulp sci-fi/fantasy covers.
Yeah, looking at those gave me flashbacks of going to Know Knew Books in Palo Alto. |
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Merusk
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Teleku
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Well, back during the communist era there was a rule that no American movie posters were allowed, since that would help American culture infiltrate or what ever. So all movies released in Poland had to have a poster made for it locally. Thus the reason for so many..... special Polish versions of movie posters.
I'm assuming most other former Warsaw Pact countries had similar rules though.
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