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Reply #140 on: April 04, 2011, 04:55:13 AM

Not a problem, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Reply #141 on: April 04, 2011, 07:32:17 AM

Wow, so we have a winner... which is basically the team with the lowest TV in the whole League. And, sadly, we have a loser too. Llyse might the soon become the Buffalo Bills of Blood Bowl.

Andy, contact me for your 20$ Steam price.

And yes, S#4 time!

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Reply #142 on: April 04, 2011, 08:24:42 AM

YAY SEASON FOUR!
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Reply #143 on: April 04, 2011, 08:30:27 AM

Hey? What? This thing ended? Holy shit.

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Reply #144 on: April 04, 2011, 08:36:24 AM

SEASON 4! YES

Start tomorrow!

Signup thread on PC Gaming forum so we get some newbies to eat?  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
« Last Edit: April 04, 2011, 08:37:55 AM by lamaros »

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Reply #145 on: April 04, 2011, 09:12:42 AM

Yes, I will do the usual signup thread there I think. And yes, it's over and unsurprisingly

AndyDavo is the winner!

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Reply #146 on: April 04, 2011, 09:16:39 AM

Video. Want.

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Reply #147 on: April 04, 2011, 09:34:49 AM

AndyDavo should make a Post Final self-interview video. We can write a few questions for him.

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Reply #148 on: April 04, 2011, 10:23:18 AM

I demand a video
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Reply #149 on: April 04, 2011, 10:49:57 AM

I'm so happy the annoying newb ringer won. What a great outcome.

 Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #150 on: April 04, 2011, 11:04:41 AM

I demand a video

Any video? I have some from my US trip.

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Reply #151 on: April 04, 2011, 12:23:39 PM

Oh god, don't bring the FBI into this.
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Reply #152 on: April 04, 2011, 12:43:02 PM

no please no
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Reply #153 on: April 04, 2011, 01:33:34 PM

Haha!

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Reply #154 on: April 04, 2011, 01:36:40 PM

AndyDavo should make a Post Final self-interview video. We can write a few questions for him.

I will happily do that, or i'l come on vent and talk to anyone about the season as a whole. Or both.
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Reply #155 on: April 04, 2011, 01:37:38 PM

I'm so happy the annoying newb ringer won. What a great outcome.

 Ohhhhh, I see.

Thanks for your support, it means a lot.
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Reply #156 on: April 04, 2011, 02:13:11 PM

I'm so down for Season 4. Let's get it on!

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Reply #157 on: April 04, 2011, 03:52:54 PM

I'm so happy the annoying newb ringer won. What a great outcome.

 Ohhhhh, I see.

Thanks for your support, it means a lot.


And either we all fucking L2P or he will so easily win again.

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Reply #158 on: April 04, 2011, 04:02:04 PM

It's not the winning that bothers me.

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Reply #159 on: April 04, 2011, 04:22:42 PM

You know, for all the spelling mistakes and whatnot that usually set me off like a landmine, AndyDavo's really not the one looking like a dickhole here, Sky.
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Reply #160 on: April 04, 2011, 05:38:07 PM

Just makes me more annoyed that I flubbed my game against Comstar, therefore denying myself a semis match with the battered elves. And my Norse would have been out for buckets of blood... Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

PS: Now I'm even more afraid to go and look at my final replay to see if, had I moved my werewolf differently, I could have scored on my final drive to force OT against Comstar's rapidly-fading amazons. Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #161 on: April 05, 2011, 08:15:23 PM

Well i'm looking forward to the match being validated and also season 5. I really enjoyed this last season, apart from losing bucket loads of players :)
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Reply #162 on: April 05, 2011, 11:19:26 PM

I think the lesson here is if you kill a Thro-Ra in game one, you are going to win the champeenship.  Cry
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Reply #163 on: April 06, 2011, 01:42:49 PM

Congrats to AndyDavo.  Even though he's a BB vet, I'm still surprised he won considering the shit kicking his team took over the season with injuries and all.  Nicely done.

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Reply #164 on: April 06, 2011, 06:52:54 PM

Thank you. It was a hard thing to achive but i'm very happy with it. I think the Wildcards have played their final game however....
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Reply #165 on: April 07, 2011, 12:04:55 PM

Obviously I'm extremely late (Work insanity) but major props to Andy.

I haven't looked at stats nor the replay but I don't think the dice favoured neither player too much.

Just beaten by the subtle nuance of near perfect play.

The biggest mistake made was risking my stars so carelessly but ah well
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Reply #166 on: April 14, 2011, 09:24:47 PM

Sick of waiting for Falconeer to take care of this, I've taken it upon myself to hand out the player awards and such - apparently, he is too busy to handle such Serious Business. All returning and new teams should pay close attention to these awards, as we will all have to face these players in the upcoming season, so everyone should...plan accordingly.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly? Remember, this is not just for show: the players you see here are actually the most experienced at what they do, have good SP, skills, and are the lucky charms of their coaches, meaning they will always be the focus of an action, and they would cause emotional distress if injured or killed. So while these guys and girls are getting an acknowledgment today, they are officially reserving themselves a spot in everyone's crosshair. Watch out for these true badasses.




* Season #3 Individual Awards *


Most Experienced Player: Calvin the Menace (Alive Not Dead, Coach Llyse)

Calvin, having lost his mate Hobbes, was forced to step it up this season. He's a level 5 (!!) werewolf with Side Step, Block, Mighty Blow, and Dodge. He also scored for 5 TDs and inflicted 5 casualties and 1 kill. He is certainly a formidable opponent, and holds a significant lead in XP over Freight Train Joe and last-season's MVP Sowarg Whitemane.






Best Scorer: Calvin the Menace (Alive Not Dead, Coach Llyse)

Calvin dominated this category as well, in line with his generally-dominant season. Beyond Calvin, the rest of the list is mostly dominated by Amazons and Wood Elves. Whoever winds up in Calvin's division has their work cut out for them.






Most Violent: Calvin the Menace (Alive Not Dead, Coach Llyse)

Calvin is quite the menace, injuring 9 players throughout the season. He is followed closely by a bloody group of Norse players - Vagn the Iceboi of North by Northwest, and the twin threats of Grimrgeirr and Bersifrear of Diplomatic Immunity.






Best Killer: Calvin the Menace (Alive Not Dead, Coach Llyse)

Yes another category won by Calvin, who has now won it for two seasons in a row. In fact, Alive Not Dead managed a perfect sweep of the category, winning the top three spots with a combined 7 kills - no one team is even close.






Best Runner: Bersi Kormak (Diplomatic Immunity, Coach Strazos) Martin Meatsacker, Strongmen

Coming out of nowhere, Martin is credited with 254 yards this season. Bersi makes a strong showing with 218 yards. Both will certainly be players to keep your eyes one.

(Admittedly, this category seems to be bugged.)






Best Thrower: Naeltor (Hazardous Hippies, Coach Teleku)

Naeltor repeats his performance from last season, completing a staggering 10 passes. A great feat, for sure. With such a disparity in completions, the next category was not in doubt...

(again, BB is bugged, carrying over some stats from previous seasons)






Best Thrower (Yards): Naeltor (Hazardous Hippies, Coach Teleku)

In route to winning this award yet again, Naeltor managed to absolutely eviscerate his opponents, throwing for an amazing 146 yards - almost double of the next-best passer. Anyone matched up against these Wood Elves will certainly need to keep the passing game in check if they wish to come away with points.






Best Receiver: Ivan A Bitealot (Morsel, Coach Megrim), Gloranel (Hazardous Hippies, Coach Teleku), Aganippe Synope (F13 Catfighters, Coach Comstar)

Three of the leagues best receivers managed to catch their way into a 3-way tie for Best Receiver. Ivan is last-season's category champion, Gloranel has the league's #1 thrower tossing him the ball, and Aganippe is on an extremely strong Amazon team. Look for all three to continue to be passing threats in Season 4.





Best Interceptor: Eight-Way Tie!

With the proliferation of passing teams, interceptions went up sharply in Season 3. While no one player was able to distinguish themselves from the pack to win this category outright, discerning players will note that Hoax's Scarlet and Grey managed two rare interceptions this season. With coaches maturing in their play throughout the season, look for this category to rise in importance in Season 4.







Summary:

Most Experienced Player: Calvin the Menace (Alive Not Dead, Coach Llyse)
Runner up: Freight Train Joe (Team Snoosnoo, Coach Modern Angel)


Best Scorer: Calvin the Menace (Alive Not Dead, Coach Llyse)
Runner up: Aganippe Synope (F13 Catfighters, Coach Comstar)

Most Violent: Calvin the Menace (Alive Not Dead, Coach Llyse)
Runner up: Grimrgeirr and Bersifrear (Diplomatic Immunity, Coach Strazos), Vagn the Iceboi (North by Northwest, Coach Xuri)

Best Killer: Calvin the Menace (Alive Not Dead, Coach Llyse)
Runner up: Benson the Hedge Knight and Rob (Alive Not Dead, Coach Llyse)

Best Runner: Martin Meatsacker (Strongman, Coach Scadente)
Runner up: Bersi Kormak (Diplomatic Immunity, Coach Strazos)

Best Thrower: Naeltor (Hazardous Hippies, Coach Teleku)
Runner up: Erugoldur Madirina (Peace Dogs, Coach Haemish)

Best Thrower (Yards): Naeltor (Hazardous Hippies, Coach Teleku)
Runner up:  Erugoldur Madirina (Peace Dogs, Coach Haemish)

Best Receiver: Ivan A Bitealot (Morsel, Coach Megrim)
Tied With: Gloranel (Hazardous Hippies, Coach Teleku) and Aganippe Synope (F13 Catfighters, Coach Comstar)

Best Interceptor: Eight-Way Tie!





** Season #3 Overall MVP: Calvin the Menace (Alive Not Dead, Coach Llyse)

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Reply #167 on: April 14, 2011, 10:27:06 PM

Great post Strazos!  Heart

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Reply #168 on: April 14, 2011, 10:28:15 PM

Here's hoping I end up in Llyse's division again, Bort has some unfinished werewolf business to take care of.

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Reply #169 on: April 14, 2011, 11:33:17 PM

I was considering retiring Alive not Dead but after seeing the awards I'm inspired to try again  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

Please, don't let me stop you. Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #170 on: April 15, 2011, 03:40:07 AM

Awesome, Strazos. I am so thankful for this post. I was missing mine too, but can't bring myself to do much computer-wise these days.

Great stuff there, so again, thank you so much.

Now, what the hell, SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKIN WOLF!

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Reply #171 on: April 15, 2011, 04:16:55 PM

Just noticed how many silly typos I had...but it was late, and doesn't quite matter at this point.  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #172 on: April 15, 2011, 11:35:12 PM

can't bring myself to do much computer-wise these days.

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