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Lakov_Sanite
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Her ass has a 98% fresh rating
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Tannhauser
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Great trailer! I laughed my ass off, I just hope they didn't show all the funny bits. NP is like 30 and her ass is amazing I must concur.
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Comstar
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It looks like someone filmed a Dungeons and Dragons role playing session.
And I mean this is in a good way.
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Defending the Galaxy, from the Scum of the Universe, with nothing but a flashlight and a tshirt. We need tanks Boo, lots of tanks!
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dusematic
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Looks terrible. Pop culture in fantasy can work well (Knight's Tale) but mostly it's just cringingly awful (Black Knight).
That's funny because I feel the exact opposite. Knight's Tale was offal. Black Knight was your average lowbrow comedy de jour. Really? You choose Black Knight over a Knight's Tale? I couldn't even finish Black Knight it was so horrible... A Knight's Tale on the other hand is awesome as long as you go in knowing you're getting a sports movie with fantasy trappings. Yes. Black Knight knew it was awful and played that angle up. I got a few laughs at the absurdity of Martin Lawrence teaching King Arthur and the gang how to break dance, etc. A Knight's Tale was trying to be a Good Movie™ and was patently ridiculous. And not in a good way. There was nothing redeemable about it. not even in a rubbernecking a trainwreck sort of way. |
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dusematic
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It's tough taking a position that portrays Black Knight in a positive light, but somebody has to be That Guy™. Anyway, I thought Knight's Tale was childish, retarded, not funny, poorly acted, ill-conceived, and in general having all the characteristics of a pile of shit. Black Knight was most/all of that with the addition of being pretty funny when you're high. I feel like my position on this matter is unassailable.  |
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Lakov_Sanite
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I am legend, fucking be there.
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Surlyboi
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It's tough taking a position that portrays Black Knight in a positive light, but somebody has to be That Guy™. Anyway, I thought Knight's Tale was childish, retarded, not funny, poorly acted, ill-conceived, and in general having all the characteristics of a pile of shit. Black Knight was most/all of that with the addition of being pretty funny when you're high. I feel like my position on this matter is unassailable. And yet again, you'd be wrong. |
Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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dusematic
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It's tough taking a position that portrays Black Knight in a positive light, but somebody has to be That Guy™. Anyway, I thought Knight's Tale was childish, retarded, not funny, poorly acted, ill-conceived, and in general having all the characteristics of a pile of shit. Black Knight was most/all of that with the addition of being pretty funny when you're high. I feel like my position on this matter is unassailable. And yet again, you'd be wrong. |
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Samwise
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It's tough taking a position that portrays Black Knight in a positive light, but somebody has to be That Guy™. Anyway, I thought Knight's Tale was childish, retarded, not funny, poorly acted, ill-conceived, and in general having all the characteristics of a pile of shit. Black Knight was most/all of that with the addition of being pretty funny when you're high. I feel like my position on this matter is unassailable. And yet again, you'd be wrong. I'm not sure how "Knight's Tale"'s metascore being almost double that of "Black Knight" supports your point. |
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Teleku
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And actually got a rating 5 times higher than Black Knight on rotten tomatoes.
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dusematic
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What part of "Black Knight" is funny when you're high" don't you people understand? JEEZ.  |
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Teleku
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Everything is funny when your high.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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dusematic
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Everything is funny when your high.  |
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Tarami
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Disturbing.
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- I'm giving you this one for free.
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01101010
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Disturbing.
Jesus Christ, I only spotted up on that pic for 3 seconds the first time into this thread. Now I get it... Always liked Tilda's odd look... Her portrayal of Gabriel was fantastic, and frightening. |
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Draegan
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I will pay to see this movie to support seeing that ass again in the future. And Knight's Tale was an awesome movie. Sports movie with fantasy trappings was a very good description. NSFW |
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« Last Edit: November 23, 2010, 01:18:42 PM by Draegan »
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Rishathra
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Why is dusematic replying with an image of Tilda Sw-JESUS FUCK!
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Zetleft
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Disturbing.
I was wondering what was so disturbing... then it happened  |
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01101010
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Disturbing.
I was wondering what was so disturbing... then it happened Yes the subtlety is very well played. |
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Teleku
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Surlyboi
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I will pay to see this movie to support seeing that ass again in the future.
*ahem* |
Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Tannhauser
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I'll be in my hyperbaric chamber.
/Didn't care for Orlando.
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Khaldun
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I cannot decide after seeing more trailers if this is going to be funny or absolutely fucking monstrously stupid crap.
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Merusk
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I figure it's going to be as "good" as Scary Movie 3. If it's lucky it'll achieve Scary Movie 2, but not likely. At worst it'll be "Epic Movie" and you'll never hear about it again once it finally releases.
I miss good parodies.
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Lakov_Sanite
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See this is where you're wrong. It's a parody movie but it's not lampooning anything, which is where all the scary movie/vampire's suck etc etc etc movies went wrong. This movie could have just made lord of the ring and fatasy movie jokes throughout but they are taking a diff tact, keeping the setting consitent albeit silly. Shile it probably won't compare, it's far more akin to the discworld than scary movie.
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Riggswolfe
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Why is dusematic replying with an image of Tilda Sw-JESUS FUCK!
I know I'm several months late to this party but I couldn't figure out why everyone was...freaked. So I went back to the picture and was like "It's just Tilda Swinton." Then glanced away and back right as it happened. *shudders* |
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K9
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Why is dusematic replying with an image of Tilda Sw-JESUS FUCK!
I know I'm several months late to this party but I couldn't figure out why everyone was...freaked. So I went back to the picture and was like "It's just Tilda Swinton." Then glanced away and back right as it happened. *shudders* Yeah, this just got me too. |
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Lakov_Sanite
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Pretty much everything I was expecting and lived up to expectations. Just raunchy enough, 0 pop culture references and a lot of people being stupid. A very good parody/comedy and a DnD game on the big screen.
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Samwise
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You had me at "0 pop culture references." That sounds very refreshing.
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Lakov_Sanite
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There is some modern vernacular, like motherfucker, shit and I believe one time they call the magic herb sticky icky but no references to any movies/shows or anything like that. If I was able to best describe it, it would be movie made out of someone's DnD campaign. Also the story while fairly straightforward I believe was solid.
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K9
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You had me at "0 pop culture references." That sounds very refreshing.
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WindupAtheist
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The trailers were nothing but a series of disconnected jokes that gave you no clue as to what the movie was about, and the fact that half the people in this thread seem to have been expecting a "Scary Movie" type of parody when it's no such thing is pretty damning in regards to their marketing. They did not sell this movie properly and they're paying for it with a shit opening that they should have been able to at least double.
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Lakov_Sanite
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I don't disagree there but it would also be hard to sell a "medievil quest comedy" movie too I think. It's a weird geek/stoner hybrid movie that will probably have it's niche but I can't see it having mass appeal.
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Tannhauser
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The trailer actually made me really want to see this, but with the word of mouth I'm waiting for Netflix.
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