01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Arthur_Parker
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Looks really stupid, I'd watch it.
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IainC
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Looks terrible. Pop culture in fantasy can work well (Knight's Tale) but mostly it's just cringingly awful (Black Knight).
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Tarami
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I shouldn't think that is funny, but I do. God help me.
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- I'm giving you this one for free.
- Nothing's free in the waterworld.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Bone stupid but funny as hell. I'll give just about anything with Danny McBride a chance.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Silly but it looks like the pop culture doesn't go over the top in a way that breaks immersion which is something all those scary movie/airplane ripoffs have been doing lately.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Chimpy
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Somehow I kept thinking that this is the logical halfway point between RP servers in WoW and World of Whorecraft.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Muffled
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Trailer reminded me that I'm still in luv with Natalie Portman.  |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Yeah, anything that highlights the Portman in a Leia bikini, I'm in favor of.
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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KENNY POWERS!
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Sir T
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Looks fantastic... but sadly i cant stand Portman since the star wars films.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Looks fantastic... but sadly i cant stand Portman since the star wars films.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Pennilenko
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Looks fantastic... but sadly i cant stand Portman since the star wars films.
Someone want to help me burn this heretic? He is just horribly broken, and the biggest damn drama queen I've ever had the pleasure to listen to over team speak. |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Sir T
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Misa Jar Jar Binks.  In all seriousness I just found her incredibly annoying all the way through that trailer, and kept wishing they would just get away from her her and back to the awesome other characters. Hell she didn't really have a character, just yet another Bimbo the Warrior Princess. Yeah, we haven't seen that before 160 times. Maybe she will be a lot better in the full film. *shrug* |
Hic sunt dracones.
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dusematic
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Looks terrible. Pop culture in fantasy can work well (Knight's Tale) but mostly it's just cringingly awful (Black Knight).
That's funny because I feel the exact opposite. Knight's Tale was offal. Black Knight was your average lowbrow comedy de jour. |
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Sir T
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Looks terrible. Pop culture in fantasy can work well (Knight's Tale) but mostly it's just cringingly awful (Black Knight).
That's funny because I feel the exact opposite. Knight's Tale was offal. Black Knight was your average lowbrow comedy de jour. Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me of the drivel that was the Knights Tale. |
Hic sunt dracones.
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dusematic
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Looks terrible. Pop culture in fantasy can work well (Knight's Tale) but mostly it's just cringingly awful (Black Knight).
That's funny because I feel the exact opposite. Knight's Tale was offal. Black Knight was your average lowbrow comedy de jour. Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me of the drivel that was the Knights Tale. Heath Ledger made one good movie and now he gets a pass on everything because he killed himself. |
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Furiously
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I can't wait for Schild to come in here and start whooping all your asses about Knight's Tale.
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Der Helm
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I can't wait for Schild to come in here and start whooping all your asses about Knight's Tale.
It can't be a bad movie, it got Geoffrey Chaucer in it.  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Engels
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I forgave Ewan McGreggor & Samuel L Jackson, so I can definitely forgive Natalie Portman sporting next to nothing.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Surlyboi
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I can't wait for Schild to come in here and start whooping all your asses about Knight's Tale.
It can't be a bad movie, it got Geoffrey Chaucer in it. Paul Bettany as Chaucer, no less. That makes me give it an automatic pass. |
Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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schild
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I saw this trailer at work today. Then I saw Cowboys vs Aliens.
One of those movies will be good.
I think we all know which one it'll be.
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Margalis
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Looks really stupid, I'd watch it.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Arthur_Parker
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I'm liking your whole new positive posting gimmick.
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Merusk
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Maybe she will be a lot better in the full film. *shrug*
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Brogarn
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I'm not sure about this one. Parts of it looks like it's trying too hard while other parts look like they're half-assing it. I'm happy I got to see Portman in a thong, though.
By the way, Knight's Tale was awesome.
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Typhon
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"I'm seeing you making a fool of yourself. Thaddeus(?) handle your shit, please!" - lol
Looks like a latenight drunk-with-munchies instant classic. Wish I was 18 again.
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tazelbain
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I forgave Ewan McGreggor & Samuel L Jackson, so I can definitely forgive Natalie Portman sporting next to nothing.
I forgave Natalie after her rap video. And I really wasn't very mad at her very much considering the absolute shit she was given to work with. |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I forgave Ewan McGreggor & Samuel L Jackson, so I can definitely forgive Natalie Portman sporting next to nothing.
I forgave Natalie after her rap video. And I really wasn't very mad at her very much considering the absolute shit she was given to work with. Though I am drawn to short hair on girls for some reason, so that video was pure   . |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Teleku
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"I'm seeing you making a fool of yourself. Thaddeus(?) handle your shit, please!" - lol
Looks like a latenight drunk-with-munchies instant classic. Wish I was 18 again.
Haha, yeah, that was my favorite line of the trailer. I may go see the movie just for that. |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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Samwise
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This movie looks horrible and awesome. Possibly horribly awesome.
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Riggswolfe
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Looks terrible. Pop culture in fantasy can work well (Knight's Tale) but mostly it's just cringingly awful (Black Knight).
That's funny because I feel the exact opposite. Knight's Tale was offal. Black Knight was your average lowbrow comedy de jour. Really? You choose Black Knight over a Knight's Tale? I couldn't even finish Black Knight it was so horrible... A Knight's Tale on the other hand is awesome as long as you go in knowing you're getting a sports movie with fantasy trappings. |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Black knight was shit on a stick.
That said, Portman's ass is fabulous.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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