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 A 100+ tweet story about some (quote) "white bitch at hooters"?  Eh...no, thanks.   You're missing out. The story is a hoot and the prose elevates it into awesome territory. |  
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						| brellium 
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 A 100+ tweet story about some (quote) "white bitch at hooters"?  Eh...no, thanks.   You're missing out. The story is a hoot and the prose elevates it into awesome territory.WOWOWOWOWOWOW |  
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						| Ironwood 
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						| NowhereMan 
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						| HaemishM 
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						| jgsugden 
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 I don't even know where to begin with that.   Probably the boobs. |  
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 You can really tell when they use practical effects, so much more realistic. |  
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 I made it until the girl was pulling the furry suit guy's "tail".  Then I couldn't believe I was only halfway through it.
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						| calapine 
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						| calapine 
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 But... I don't see the beans... |  
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						| rk47 
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						| Samwise 
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						| calapine 
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 Election, you lost me when the dogs penis looked like a little dog itself, with face and all. That was too much.   Edit:  RK not electon, autocorrect on phone!  |  
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						| Mandella 
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						| slog 
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 I've posted her before, but I'm sure you won't mind.   (Mod may want to resize because I can't get the tag to work today)  |  
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						| TheWalrus 
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						| jgsugden 
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 Wrong thread, bubba.
 But animated dog screwing a squid is right at home.  I guess technically neither is a T or A.... |  
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 It's an octopus.    |  
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						| calapine 
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						| Ironwood 
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 The Joy of Reading ? |  
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 nunga?  brb Edit:  Nunga is a term of self-reference for many of the Aboriginal peoples of southern South Australia. australiathe british criminals have a spotty history with their indians also, eh? |  
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						| Lakov_Sanite 
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 Why does Horny-Hornbag qualify for an "etc."?
 Nunga is a weird inclusion, perhaps to do with something that was going on at the time. It's not one of the offensive words about Aboriginal people. It's a bit like saying Sioux - there are many tribal groups in one region that can call themselves Nungas.
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 What the fuck is a smoo?
 In Old Norse, it meant 'Cleft' or 'Hole'. But I wasn't aware it had been preserved as a slang term anywhere. --Dave |  
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