Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Never ever EVER trust user input. Noobs.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Ah Patriots, fuck those guys.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Couldn't have happened to a bigger set of assholes.
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schild
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I mean, news outlets have been quoting /u/I_RAPE_CATS for like a year now. Sooooooooo
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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 CAN'T.STOP.LAFFING. HAHAHAHAHAAH |
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Lantyssa
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What's really sad is it's damn good work, wasted on  ... |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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penfold
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A life of long sleeves awaits her and that star.
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NowhereMan
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Rk that picture's fantastic, who would let their kid wear a Superman cape for a family pic?
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Evildrider
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Kinda gross.  |
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TheWalrus
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I laughed even though that's gotta be the worst way you can slap someone.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Draegan
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Nope
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pxib
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if at last you do succeed, never try again
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Signe
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Muse.
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I think those are actually old fashioned egg beaters. At least that's what I've decided to believe.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Very much so.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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veredus
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Depends on how deep you go I guess.
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Pennilenko
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Depends on how deep you go I guess.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Depends on how deep you go I guess.
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NowhereMan
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I think those are actually old fashioned egg beaters. At least that's what I've decided to believe.
Nope those would be genuine Victoria era home vibrators. Fun fact: Vibrators were originally invented as a medical device as doctors found that the manual massage required to induce 'hysterical paroxysms' (a cure for 'wandering womb syndrome' that cause women to be moody, irrational, etc.) was quite time consuming and tiring. The vibrator was I believe the second home electrical device sold after the vacum cleaner. |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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angry.bob
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We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
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doctors found that the manual massage required to induce 'hysterical paroxysms' (a cure for 'wandering womb syndrome' that cause women to be moody, irrational, etc.) was quite time consuming and tiring.
The Road to Wellville had that "manual massage" as a part of the plot. That was a really underrated movie. |
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Egg beaters.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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« Last Edit: May 14, 2015, 03:19:12 AM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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NO.
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Evildrider
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« Last Edit: October 11, 2015, 02:03:25 PM by Evildrider »
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Jimbo
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still drives a stick shift
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My latest gal almost sent me to the ER for her thigh muscles! That is awesome!
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Signe
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Muse.
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I don't think that's a girl.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I don't think that's a girl.
It is... that is Kortney Olson.  |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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 Made by her husband. See below:  The sweet couple (no sarcasm!) is from Reading, UK. Should be easy to guess what their job is. |
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« Last Edit: October 19, 2015, 09:25:36 AM by calapine »
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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The sweet couple (no sarcasm!) is from Reading, UK. Should be easy to guess what their job is.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Sir T
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The Fresh Prince of Bel Air sure changed since I last saw it.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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A 100+ tweet story about some (quote) "white bitch at hooters"? Eh...no, thanks.  |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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