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Reply #665 on: November 14, 2014, 05:18:40 PM

 ACK!

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Reply #666 on: November 14, 2014, 05:21:36 PM

Never ever EVER trust user input.  Noobs.

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Reply #667 on: November 14, 2014, 05:33:53 PM

Ah Patriots, fuck those guys.  why so serious?

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Reply #668 on: November 14, 2014, 08:28:29 PM

Couldn't have happened to a bigger set of assholes.

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Reply #669 on: November 16, 2014, 11:12:27 PM

I mean, news outlets have been quoting /u/I_RAPE_CATS for like a year now. Sooooooooo
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Reply #670 on: November 27, 2014, 04:46:03 PM

01101010
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Reply #671 on: November 27, 2014, 06:00:23 PM

 ACK!

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Reply #672 on: November 27, 2014, 06:28:56 PM



CAN'T.STOP.LAFFING. HAHAHAHAHAAH

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Reply #673 on: November 27, 2014, 06:53:02 PM

ACK!
What's really sad is it's damn good work, wasted on ACK!...

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Reply #674 on: November 28, 2014, 06:18:36 PM

A life of long sleeves awaits her and that star.


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Reply #675 on: November 29, 2014, 10:08:19 AM

Rk that picture's fantastic, who would let their kid wear a Superman cape for a family pic?

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Reply #676 on: November 30, 2014, 01:27:17 AM


Kinda gross.   awesome, for real
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Reply #677 on: December 06, 2014, 01:08:54 AM

I laughed even though that's gotta be the worst way you can slap someone.

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Reply #678 on: May 09, 2015, 10:47:46 PM

Nope
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Reply #679 on: May 09, 2015, 10:55:30 PM

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Reply #680 on: May 10, 2015, 05:38:04 PM


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Reply #681 on: May 11, 2015, 02:19:53 PM

I think those are actually old fashioned egg beaters.  At least that's what I've decided to believe.

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Reply #682 on: May 11, 2015, 03:35:52 PM

Very much so.

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Reply #683 on: May 11, 2015, 07:40:19 PM

Depends on how deep you go I guess.
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Reply #684 on: May 11, 2015, 10:02:29 PM

Depends on how deep you go I guess.
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Reply #685 on: May 12, 2015, 12:46:27 AM

Depends on how deep you go I guess.


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Reply #686 on: May 12, 2015, 07:44:27 AM

I think those are actually old fashioned egg beaters.  At least that's what I've decided to believe.

Nope those would be genuine Victoria era home vibrators. Fun fact: Vibrators were originally invented as a medical device as doctors found that the manual massage required to induce 'hysterical paroxysms' (a cure for 'wandering womb syndrome' that cause women to be moody, irrational, etc.) was quite time consuming and tiring. The vibrator was I believe the second home electrical device sold after the vacum cleaner.

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Reply #687 on: May 12, 2015, 10:43:53 AM

doctors found that the manual massage required to induce 'hysterical paroxysms' (a cure for 'wandering womb syndrome' that cause women to be moody, irrational, etc.) was quite time consuming and tiring.

The Road to Wellville had that "manual massage" as a part of the plot. That was a really underrated movie.

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Reply #688 on: May 12, 2015, 11:37:43 AM

Egg beaters.

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Reply #689 on: May 13, 2015, 07:21:44 PM


« Last Edit: May 14, 2015, 05:19:12 AM by rk47 »

Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Reply #690 on: May 15, 2015, 11:40:42 AM

NO.

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Reply #691 on: October 11, 2015, 04:01:40 PM

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Reply #692 on: October 15, 2015, 12:39:48 PM

My latest gal almost sent me to the ER for her thigh muscles! That is awesome!
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Reply #693 on: October 16, 2015, 09:48:55 AM

I don't think that's a girl. 

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Reply #694 on: October 16, 2015, 10:42:21 AM

I don't think that's a girl. 

It is... that is Kortney Olson.  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

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Reply #695 on: October 19, 2015, 11:20:12 AM





Made by her husband. See below:





The sweet couple (no sarcasm!) is from Reading, UK. Should be easy to guess what their job is.
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Reply #696 on: October 19, 2015, 11:52:40 AM


The sweet couple (no sarcasm!) is from Reading, UK. Should be easy to guess what their job is.
Paisley farming?

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Reply #697 on: October 28, 2015, 04:13:10 PM


I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something.

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Reply #698 on: October 28, 2015, 06:26:43 PM

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air sure changed since I last saw it.

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Reply #699 on: October 28, 2015, 07:09:49 PM


A 100+ tweet story about some (quote) "white bitch at hooters"?  Eh...no, thanks.  Ohhhhh, I see.

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