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Title: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Trippy on December 12, 2009, 11:40:12 AM
Here be the place to put NSFW stuff but don't put disgusting, gorey, etc. images/videos stuff here. I.e. this is not meant to be a dumping ground for the worst the Internet has to offer.

IMPORTANT: I'm not going to warn people who post horrible stuff in there before banning them so post in here at your own risk :awesome_for_real:

T&A stuff goes here:

http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=14256.0


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on January 16, 2013, 03:07:59 PM
Fuck me in the ass because God loves me.  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ36S3d1CaU)  (NSFW, language)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: HaemishM on January 16, 2013, 04:49:01 PM
The dark-haired chick is on Raising Hope. She's always doing songs like that (only without the f word).


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Segoris on January 16, 2013, 06:45:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/z1Tfp.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/pyRKa.gif)

And now a couple that are abit RK47-ish

Last few frames make this one worth it

NSFW!!



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on January 16, 2013, 06:53:49 PM
rabbit.gif
:ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ingmar on January 16, 2013, 07:00:04 PM
Someone needs to review the NSFW rule post.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on January 16, 2013, 07:02:53 PM
The dark-haired chick is on Raising Hope. She's always doing songs like that (only without the f word).

Yeah, Raising Hope is pretty good.  I guess those two do a bunch of skits like that.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Trippy on January 16, 2013, 07:07:31 PM
Yeah let me make a new thread so I have a place to move this stuff to.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Trippy on January 16, 2013, 07:13:22 PM
Fun with Facebook's new search engine

Semi-NSFW, URLs themselves are innocuous (from Gawker media).

From a Gizmodo article (http://gizmodo.com/5976328/these-people-are-now-sharing-horrible-things-about-themselves-thanks-to-facebook-search) (yeah yeah)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Trippy on January 16, 2013, 07:54:26 PM
Bump.

Edit: sorry for all the shuffling, SMF was not cooperating


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on January 17, 2013, 10:06:14 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-machoke-clefairy-rapecomic.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on January 18, 2013, 11:27:02 AM
Thread is already paying off.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Draegan on January 18, 2013, 02:21:53 PM
Is one of those guys wearing a skirt?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on January 18, 2013, 02:33:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zSKI7.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on January 19, 2013, 07:57:59 AM
I'm having a religious experience right now.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: K9 on January 19, 2013, 04:21:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zbuVCvB.jpg)

 :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on January 19, 2013, 04:28:13 PM
How long until she's ordered to repaint the car because some old prudish grandma gets a heartattack after seeing the van


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on January 19, 2013, 06:33:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Yd7E2uC.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Khaldun on January 20, 2013, 10:04:23 AM
That pigeon reminds me of an Oglaf strip.

CAUTION VERY NSFW

http://oglaf.com/rainbowcake/1/


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on January 20, 2013, 03:34:31 PM
I visit some pretty dark corners of the internet dude. I shudder to think where you might hang out.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on January 20, 2013, 03:38:09 PM
I visit some pretty dark corners of the internet dude. I shudder to think where you might hang out.

I think if he ever went insane, we'd never know.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 21, 2013, 12:41:17 AM
I read oglaf, some of it is very funny but it's also Norwiegen or something...so a lot of the humor translates poorly.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on January 23, 2013, 02:34:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QVUSSXc.jpg?1)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: apocrypha on January 23, 2013, 04:15:01 AM
The red sauce is a bit too much. Not sure if chocolate would have been better or worse...


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on January 23, 2013, 10:05:49 AM
What am I even looking at?  A banana, right? 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on January 23, 2013, 10:12:47 AM
Sometimes a banana is just a banana.  I don't think this is one of those times, though.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: MahrinSkel on January 23, 2013, 10:18:10 AM
That's not a banana, that is nightmare fuel.  What are the chocolate sprinkles supposed to represent?

--Dave


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on January 23, 2013, 10:42:44 AM
fallen hair?  :why_so_serious:

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/disregarded/8SftN.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on January 23, 2013, 11:19:42 AM
I'm not seeing the NSFW in that one, which makes me think there's something really awesome in the background and I'm missing it.

Unless the fact that it's a tripod kitty is supposed to be shocking?  I think it's adorable.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hutch on January 23, 2013, 11:22:11 AM
He may be conflating the definitions of "nsfw" with "tasteless"  :uhrr:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: sickrubik on January 23, 2013, 11:22:29 AM
I'm not seeing the NSFW in that one, which makes me think there's something really awesome in the background and I'm missing it.

Unless the fact that it's a tripod kitty is supposed to be shocking?  I think it's adorable.

Bipod cat, unless you are counting the tail. :P


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on January 23, 2013, 11:34:10 AM
I think we can make the general assumption that complaints against posts in this thread will be fewer and more easily ignored.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on January 23, 2013, 11:48:02 AM
I'm not seeing the NSFW in that one, which makes me think there's something really awesome in the background and I'm missing it.

Unless the fact that it's a tripod kitty is supposed to be shocking?  I think it's adorable.

Bipod cat, unless you are counting the tail. :P

Holy shit, I thought there was a leg back there, but it was in fact using its tail to prop its back half up.  That only makes it more impressive and awesome.

Shame on anyone who thinks a happy kitty coping extraordinarily well with a disability is tasteless.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hutch on January 23, 2013, 12:03:13 PM
I'm not seeing the NSFW in that one, which makes me think there's something really awesome in the background and I'm missing it.

Unless the fact that it's a tripod kitty is supposed to be shocking?  I think it's adorable.

Bipod cat, unless you are counting the tail. :P

Holy shit, I thought there was a leg back there, but it was in fact using its tail to prop its back half up.  That only makes it more impressive and awesome.

Shame on anyone who thinks a happy kitty coping extraordinarily well with a disability is tasteless.

Hey, it wasn't moved to this thread. If there's nothing tasteless (or disturbing, or shocking) about it, then why wasn't it posted in the cat thread. Or funny pictures.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 23, 2013, 12:19:22 PM
Yeah tripod cat is kinda cool actually.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Engels on January 23, 2013, 01:51:38 PM
I'm not seeing the NSFW in that one, which makes me think there's something really awesome in the background and I'm missing it.

Unless the fact that it's a tripod kitty is supposed to be shocking?  I think it's adorable.

Bipod cat, unless you are counting the tail. :P

Holy shit, I thought there was a leg back there, but it was in fact using its tail to prop its back half up.  That only makes it more impressive and awesome.

Shame on anyone who thinks a happy kitty coping extraordinarily well with a disability is tasteless.

Hey, it wasn't moved to this thread. If there's nothing tasteless (or disturbing, or shocking) about it, then why wasn't it posted in the cat thread. Or funny pictures.


Because people are overly-sensitive bitches. See: Yourself.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hutch on January 23, 2013, 02:08:22 PM
I'm not seeing the NSFW in that one, which makes me think there's something really awesome in the background and I'm missing it.

Unless the fact that it's a tripod kitty is supposed to be shocking?  I think it's adorable.

Bipod cat, unless you are counting the tail. :P

Holy shit, I thought there was a leg back there, but it was in fact using its tail to prop its back half up.  That only makes it more impressive and awesome.

Shame on anyone who thinks a happy kitty coping extraordinarily well with a disability is tasteless.

Hey, it wasn't moved to this thread. If there's nothing tasteless (or disturbing, or shocking) about it, then why wasn't it posted in the cat thread. Or funny pictures.


Because people are overly-sensitive bitches. See: Yourself.

Hey, nice trolling. I can't respond without proving your point. Go fuck yourself, douchebag.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: murdoc on January 23, 2013, 04:21:11 PM
 :awesome_for_real:


Not tasteless fyi. That .gif is awesome.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: schild on January 23, 2013, 04:22:15 PM
Ok. We're done talking about the cat, thanks.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on January 23, 2013, 04:44:18 PM
Ok. We're done talking about the cat, thanks.

I wanted to say how awesome I thought it was too, but I'll refrain.  :)  I finally got the banana one.  I really thought it was just a pimped out banana but suddenly I saw the penis which had previously slipped by me altogether.  Sorry.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on January 23, 2013, 04:48:28 PM
I had never read these before.  This one is awesome for obvious reasons. 

(http://oglaf.com/media/comic/overbite.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Nevermore on January 23, 2013, 04:49:10 PM
I finally got the banana one.  I really thought it was just a pimped out banana but suddenly I saw the penis which had previously slipped by me altogether.  Sorry.

You have to watch out for those sneaky penises.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Polysorbate80 on January 23, 2013, 05:28:05 PM
I finally got the banana one.  I really thought it was just a pimped out banana but suddenly I saw the penis which had previously slipped by me altogether.  Sorry.

You have to watch out for those sneaky penises.

Invisible Penis Activate!!

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdkxm1yoQ61rln1p5o1_250.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on January 23, 2013, 09:46:01 PM
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/2dbkzo2.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: schild on January 23, 2013, 10:29:34 PM
That went exactly how I expected.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Der Helm on January 24, 2013, 04:07:48 AM
I'd pay good money for that as a new  Olaf/Garen skin.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on January 24, 2013, 06:21:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YcbMjUI.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: sickrubik on January 24, 2013, 10:23:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YcbMjUI.gif)

Source, btw, in case you've never seen it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHCkheMECeQ



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on January 24, 2013, 05:44:03 PM
I read oglaf, some of it is very funny but it's also Norwiegen or something...so a lot of the humor translates poorly.
She's Australian.  I don't think it's because of where she's from.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on January 24, 2013, 06:05:31 PM
Fuck you guys, Oglaf is awesome.  Well, usually. 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Miasma on January 24, 2013, 09:35:50 PM
Fuck you guys, Oglaf is awesome.  Well, usually. 
                  \
                   \
             (http://i.imgur.com/rHoCRwg.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 24, 2013, 10:06:54 PM
I lol'd.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on January 25, 2013, 04:45:18 AM
Fuck you guys, Oglaf is awesome.  Well, usually.  

I had some doubts about Oglaf at first but found then its great because the humour is so subtle.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: K9 on January 25, 2013, 06:49:37 AM
Two of my favourite Oglaf comics are SFW:

(http://i.imgur.com/CFPsgku.jpg) (http://imgur.com/CFPsgku)

(http://i.imgur.com/kCwfu5t.jpg) (http://imgur.com/kCwfu5t)

I think it is the facial expressions which just make it.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on January 25, 2013, 05:01:04 PM
Labyrinth guy is awesome.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Merusk on January 25, 2013, 06:30:28 PM
I love that cartoon, but I'm a known Pervert.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 25, 2013, 06:46:27 PM
Labyrinth guy is awesome.

 :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on January 25, 2013, 10:56:09 PM
I had some doubts about Oglaf at first but found then its great because the humour is so subtle.

My inner Vogon is very disappointed by the forums failure to appreciate fine puns & wordsmithery. Please don't force me to use ALLCAPS next time.

For the rubes still not getting it, the all-time best Oglaf ever:

(http://i.imgur.com/aCpJwbP.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Mosesandstick on January 26, 2013, 04:43:30 AM
Ha that one is old, it's hard to remember all 200 of them off the top of your head!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Segoris on January 27, 2013, 05:23:53 PM
What good are shitty books if they don't produce cook book parodies

Video making it all worth it: http://www.amazon.com/gp/mpd/permalink/m14XVFTCQ2HM2G/ref=ent_fb_link

Actual book linked below, the descriptions and comments are gold as well
http://www.amazon.com/FIFTY-SHADES-CHICKEN-Shades-Chicken/dp/B00AKT4ITA/ref=tmm_hrd_title_1



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on January 27, 2013, 05:33:10 PM
Someone found a way to tell women to get back into the kitchen and make them love him for it.  Brilliant!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on January 28, 2013, 03:47:33 AM
(http://img.myepicwall.com/i/2012/09/3538e7aa4e3e163f7eee9f2d56ffdccc.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: HaemishM on January 28, 2013, 05:18:50 PM
Is it St. Bloodworth's Day in this thread as well?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Fabricated on January 28, 2013, 05:25:05 PM
americanforeignpolicy.gif

(http://i.minus.com/irtcQhWNgGPia.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on January 28, 2013, 10:05:26 PM
I have an internet crush on Ashley Burch.


Oh and...

(http://i.imgur.com/LxIVK0i.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on January 29, 2013, 05:06:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/B8b0yij.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Miasma on January 29, 2013, 05:55:35 PM
I still have nightmares about that Tom and Jerry where he was in a gift wrapped box and cramming pins and saws into it.  Holy Christ that cartoon should never have been allowed to air.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on January 29, 2013, 06:01:07 PM
I have an internet crush on Ashley Burch.
Aye.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on January 30, 2013, 03:37:51 AM
Tom & Jerry was one of my favorites.
Can't beat those two - love the comedy and no language barrier.

It's pretty sad they toned them down and make them look like babies.
I really love the classic Tom - more mean, and furry.

Still, one episode of Tom & Jerry that greatly disturbed me was when Tom died and went to heaven where Satanic dog wants to boil him alive, unless he gets to do a good deed. Jerry will have to sign it as proof cause he's been mistreating the mouse since forever.

The hell is a bit much to take for kids.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Tebonas on January 30, 2013, 04:27:03 AM
I loved Tom and Jerry as a kid, We had two VHS tapes with back-to-back episodes I watched religiously as children.

I think the Tom died episode was among them. It didn't bother me, maybe a perk of being raised nonreligious.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on January 30, 2013, 08:04:43 AM
I was raised Southern Baptist, so Tom going to Hell was not a new thing to worry about.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on January 30, 2013, 01:23:18 PM
Ditto. Kinda quaint. I sometimes piss off my mom by reminding her I've been dunked in the magic pond.

Those old Tom & Jerries were so great.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Segoris on January 30, 2013, 09:35:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7Xp8eF6.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on January 31, 2013, 12:31:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Q9FYPvL.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Der Helm on January 31, 2013, 01:42:05 AM
I have seen that scene in a few variations way to often.

You all should come visit me next week.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_Carnival) :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on January 31, 2013, 08:44:44 AM
You can smell it from Dusseldorf.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Der Helm on January 31, 2013, 08:55:38 AM
You can smell it from Dusseldorf.
That's because they are downriver from us, they get all the waste.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: K9 on January 31, 2013, 09:24:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7Xp8eF6.jpg)

Donglover cracks me up


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on January 31, 2013, 05:23:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Y2bsH1h.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on January 31, 2013, 05:30:27 PM
You all should come visit me next week.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_Carnival) :awesome_for_real:
If you're paying for the flight, I'm there. ;D


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: IainC on January 31, 2013, 08:22:30 PM
That happens here too - in fact the Villingen Fasnacht is the second biggest one after Koln. As it happens I live on the main street in town and one street over from where all the bars are. The city authorities have thoutfuly erected a bandstand under my bedroom window so that I can be serenaded by drunk people playing a selection of 80s hair metal hits on brass instruments at 3am every morning.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on February 01, 2013, 09:44:08 AM
Why are you living in my paradise, Iain?

WAAAAANTEEEED
DEAD OR ALIVE


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Furiously on February 01, 2013, 11:33:34 AM
On a steel horse I ride!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Der Helm on February 01, 2013, 11:59:10 AM
You all should come visit me next week.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_Carnival) :awesome_for_real:
If you're paying for the flight, I'm there. ;D
A bed (kind of), breakfast and beer is all I can offer, sorry.  :why_so_serious:

fakeedit: I'll be using this " :why_so_serious:" a lot in the next week.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: pxib on February 01, 2013, 12:12:32 PM
NSFW... and adorable. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz1MQljLuzw)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on February 01, 2013, 02:00:54 PM
That happens here too - in fact the Villingen Fasnacht is the second biggest one after Koln. As it happens I live on the main street in town and one street over from where all the bars are. The city authorities have thoutfuly erected a bandstand under my bedroom window so that I can be serenaded by drunk people playing a selection of 80s hair metal hits on brass instruments at 3am every morning.
Yes, but your company already turned me down by never responding to my application.  :-P


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Engels on February 01, 2013, 07:26:36 PM
NSFW... and adorable. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz1MQljLuzw)

There needs to be a Ukulele buy-back program. An all-is-forgiven hipster disarmament.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 01, 2013, 10:43:04 PM
(http://www.picturevip.com/x/clean/images/2013/01/27/Xndxl.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ratman_tf on February 01, 2013, 11:16:44 PM
I ruse.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Segoris on February 01, 2013, 11:53:05 PM
Ruse as well, that got me good.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 02, 2013, 11:28:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kdfRZ6o.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ratman_tf on February 02, 2013, 08:04:59 PM
For a second there, the pizza crust looked like something else to me.  :uhrr:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 03, 2013, 12:08:24 AM
Make a wish

(http://i.imgur.com/SaNZLjh.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on February 03, 2013, 10:05:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bLKDTtz.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on February 07, 2013, 03:45:49 PM
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/popcorn.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 09, 2013, 08:25:02 PM
You have to watch til the end because that's the funniest bit.  I don't care how much it hurts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VsyE2rCW71o#!)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: slog on February 09, 2013, 10:16:52 PM
You have to watch til the end because that's the funniest bit.  I don't care how much it hurts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VsyE2rCW71o#!)

 :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods:



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on February 09, 2013, 10:35:08 PM
Meh... The doctor turned out to be pretty "fit" himself. Good for him.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Fraeg on February 09, 2013, 11:19:41 PM
You have to watch til the end because that's the funniest bit.  I don't care how much it hurts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VsyE2rCW71o#!)

I lol'd


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on February 09, 2013, 11:22:57 PM
You have to watch til the end because that's the funniest bit.  I don't care how much it hurts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VsyE2rCW71o#!)
:Love_Letters:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on February 10, 2013, 07:49:41 AM
It was campy, but pretty awesome.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 10, 2013, 07:55:11 AM
They should do one for men too, to motivate us to check for testicular cancer. :drill:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: IainC on February 10, 2013, 08:22:43 AM
It was campy, but pretty awesome.

It's campier than a row of pink chiffon tents.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 11, 2013, 10:28:10 AM
Because it's almost  :heart: day:

(http://i.imgur.com/akQwi0W.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 11, 2013, 10:34:46 AM
That is very much T&A related.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 11, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
Maybe but the last time I posted something with a guy in it, people complained.  Even though this guy isn't really a guy, I didn't want people to shout at me.  I'm not even entirely sure it's nsfw but I thought I'd be careful.  That's me.  Careful.   :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on February 11, 2013, 06:36:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/d28bLag.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ratman_tf on February 11, 2013, 06:52:59 PM
Giddyap?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Cadaverine on February 11, 2013, 07:49:16 PM
Border Patrol.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on February 11, 2013, 08:44:43 PM
Rapehorse

:-->


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on February 11, 2013, 08:52:57 PM
Who came in first though?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 11, 2013, 10:54:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7GX6t.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on February 11, 2013, 11:05:53 PM
doh svagina


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on February 12, 2013, 10:55:37 AM
Is that the cowboy ghost story film ?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on February 12, 2013, 06:38:08 PM
Yeah.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on February 12, 2013, 06:44:12 PM
Man I would hate to feel my spine snap like that...  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 12, 2013, 06:56:14 PM
Is that the cowboy ghost story film ?


its the story of the vacuum vagina.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 13, 2013, 07:53:22 AM
(http://mindriot.as/funnypictures/62bf79f1-b917-43d3-9b73-a3f2ebd01100.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on February 13, 2013, 07:56:30 AM
Those responses are what go through my head when I read either Politics or the EVE subforums.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on February 13, 2013, 08:17:01 AM
I treat them like giant nasty spiders. They sit off in the corner and kill off the weaker insects and I can just ignore them.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 13, 2013, 10:41:30 AM
I treat them like giant nasty spiders. They sit off in the corner and kill off the weaker insects and I can just ignore them.

But it's in his coffee cup wanting to eat HIM!  I don't mind spiders although I prefer the giant ones to be outside building gorgeous webs.  I can truthfully say that I've never purposely destroyed a spider's web unless it was indoors or spun across a doorway or pathway.  You'd think they'd know better.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on February 13, 2013, 10:51:28 AM
so much enthusiasm!  :awesome_for_real:

(http://i.imgur.com/ubrswKP.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 13, 2013, 10:57:01 AM
reminds me when i was afraid of roaches. then one day, i swore to myself i'll just punch any roach i see in my house.
three punches later, the fear is gone. and my flatmates tell me not to wash their glasses anymore.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on February 13, 2013, 11:17:15 AM
But it's in his coffee cup wanting to eat HIM!  I don't mind spiders although I prefer the giant ones to be outside building gorgeous webs.  I can truthfully say that I've never purposely destroyed a spider's web unless it was indoors or spun across a doorway or pathway.  You'd think they'd know better.
I meant Politics and EVE.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 13, 2013, 11:27:26 AM
oh.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on February 13, 2013, 11:35:44 AM
 :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real:

(http://i.cubeupload.com/gTVSVd.gif)

(http://i.cubeupload.com/uq0P4A.gif)

(http://i.cubeupload.com/ULtdst.gif)

And now a bit more:

VAG ROH DAH!




Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on February 13, 2013, 11:51:00 AM
Wow, it's rk's long lost brother.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 13, 2013, 01:02:46 PM
....looks like this guy's been in darker place than i am.

(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3341/screen08l.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on February 13, 2013, 01:18:24 PM
Wow, it's rk's long lost brother.
You know, I didn't even look at who posted those and assumed it was rk.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Draegan on February 13, 2013, 01:58:34 PM
Wow, it's rk's long lost brother.
You know, I didn't even look at who posted those and assumed it was rk.

I just realized it wasn't when I read this post.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on February 13, 2013, 02:41:22 PM
I don't know what this rk stuff you're talking about is, so here (not all nsfw but they should come as a set)  :awesome_for_real::

(http://i.imgur.com/lpMqH9f.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/ymOemFN.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/JGqsMyY.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Q5TOBvv.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/rbjRLuA.gif)


On second thought I should have posted this in the 'cute' thread.  :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Shannow on February 13, 2013, 02:44:11 PM
I think he might've out rked RK with some of those gifs.

 :uhrr: :ye_gods: :oh_i_see: :uhrr: (wait is that the right order?)

Hopefully or hopefully not this doesn't kick off some sort of bad taste Gif posting arms race.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 13, 2013, 03:39:52 PM
 :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 13, 2013, 06:50:58 PM
Those are hardly amusing. But it reminds me of how bad cartoons are nowadays.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on February 13, 2013, 08:03:29 PM
Is that a llama in a sailor suit?

Why do I come in here?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on February 13, 2013, 08:24:51 PM
Is that a llama in a sailor suit?

No, that would be ridiculous. It's actually an alpaca in a sailor suit.

Game Summary:
Our protagonist, Saeki Kazuma, and his girlfriend, were spending a fun school life surrounded by plenty of friends.
Then one day, Kazuma and his girlfriend, Izumi Yukari, went to the Alpaca Kingdom together.
When Kazuma woke up from his nap on the bus back home, he looked to the side and saw his cute...

"...Wait, whaatttttttttt!!!!"

Yukari, who should've been sitting there, had disappeared,
And in her place was a single fluffy wuffy alpaca, sitting on the bus seat.

"Wh-what's wrong, Kazuma-kun? You suddenly yelled..."

The alpaca looking quizzically at Kazuma had clearly spoken in the same tone that his lover, Yukari had.
And thus began Kazuma's sudden summer with an alpaca.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Viin on February 13, 2013, 09:34:48 PM
I don't even ..


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 14, 2013, 04:51:11 AM
Someone stumbled across this today:

http://kotaku.com/5984178/a-superhero-movie-unlike-anything-youve-ever-seen

Quote
Bare man ass. Panty mask. Spinning crotch attacks. WTF? The newly released trailer for HK is really unlike any other superhero movie you'll ever see. Scratch that, it's like anything you'll see. Ever.

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18elqp09il5rmgif/original.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 14, 2013, 08:59:54 AM
I thought some of BLUND's stuff was funny, except for the bunny fucker.  I do not like bunny fuckers.  Not even cartoon bunny fuckers.  Even if they leave their trousers on!

I have to admit that with a couple of them, I had no idea what I was looking at but they made me a wee tiny bit uncomfortable.

Oh, and here's a nice valentine's day card for you guys to give to your beautiful sweeties:

(http://i.imgur.com/BvcNtgv.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on February 14, 2013, 09:47:20 AM
I thought some of BLUND's stuff was funny, except for the bunny fucker.  I do not like bunny fuckers.  Not even cartoon bunny fuckers.  Even if they leave their trousers on!

I have to admit that with a couple of them, I had no idea what I was looking at but they made me a wee tiny bit uncomfortable.

In lieu of an apology, have a gif from when the tables are turned. Bunny doesn't need to put up with that cat's BS.

(http://i.imgur.com/TrdikoO.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 14, 2013, 10:09:28 AM
Err... thank you, BLUND.  I know you probably know this but just in case... that bunny is fucking that cat but I guess it's okay since the cat seems to like it.   :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: sickrubik on February 14, 2013, 10:15:33 AM
Err... thank you, BLUND.  I know you probably know this but just in case... that bunny is fucking that cat but I guess it's okay since the cat seems to like it.   :ye_gods:

Imagine the babies!

Of course, the internet has already done god's work.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUnbEa-qJaA/SgWmIV9F81I/AAAAAAAAAhY/T_XrFMiTYDM/s400/cat-bunny.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on February 14, 2013, 10:25:11 AM
Those are hardly amusing.
Now you know.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 14, 2013, 11:21:41 AM
The universe loves irony.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on February 14, 2013, 12:26:10 PM
It smells like bacon.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on February 14, 2013, 05:24:10 PM
RK47 and BLUND should have kinky, pervy sex and make a baby together, thus producing the Kwisatz Haderach to rule all of 4chan. :grin:

RM: "There is a place terrifying to us. It is said, a man will come, the Kwisatz Haderach. He will go where we can not."


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 14, 2013, 08:44:16 PM
Err... thank you, BLUND.  I know you probably know this but just in case... that bunny is fucking that cat but I guess it's okay since the cat seems to like it.   :ye_gods:

i suppose resistance will only make the bunny HARDENS harder.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on February 16, 2013, 06:05:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zeIsn.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on February 16, 2013, 06:24:11 PM
That must be a seriously tiny dick to only push out one Jenga block. Motion of ocean etc, but you can't get to China in a rowboat.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: taolurker on February 19, 2013, 07:24:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BbD9cgR.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rishathra on February 19, 2013, 07:52:09 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zeIsn.gif)

This gif maddens me because I want to see more than a quarter second of her reaction shot.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on February 19, 2013, 11:26:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CNdUm1w.gif)
Work those important muscles.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 19, 2013, 01:18:53 PM
He has big pink manly thing.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 19, 2013, 01:23:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CNdUm1w.gif)
Work those important muscles.  :awesome_for_real:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MtSzrzv1bGs/S8caV-D05zI/AAAAAAAAAB4/NYnSUyHhnJM/s1600/masturbation-dangers.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Engels on February 19, 2013, 01:35:22 PM
Japanese Condom Icecream (http://youtu.be/j2A002Em8Yw)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 19, 2013, 01:41:25 PM
Oh japan  :awesome_for_real: :pedobear:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: IainC on February 19, 2013, 02:04:40 PM
Oh japan  :awesome_for_real: :pedobear:

Japan is proof that Slaanesh has dominion on this earth.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 19, 2013, 02:16:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AmlbHKJ.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on February 19, 2013, 02:37:37 PM
Um.

Toy Story 4


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on February 19, 2013, 02:49:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1WzfR30.gif)

I keep on intending to post in other threads, then finding things like this.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Merusk on February 19, 2013, 06:40:11 PM
That girl is far too young to be in to stuff that hardcore.  Where's she going to go when she's bored with the kinky stuff?

Kids these days!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 22, 2013, 03:03:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4daVIRv.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 22, 2013, 03:09:42 AM
holes behind the knees , 2/10 will not bang.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on February 22, 2013, 04:50:16 AM
Right, you'd scoff at a few more holes to fuck.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on February 22, 2013, 08:56:22 AM
Woof woof look it's a kid and his dog.

(http://i.imgur.com/uagSm1R.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 22, 2013, 05:20:55 PM
(http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM_strip_2010-10-28.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 22, 2013, 08:11:39 PM
Right, you'd scoff at a few more holes to fuck.

(http://yelperswhosuck.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/119.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 22, 2013, 09:14:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gfQwFWQ.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on February 22, 2013, 10:08:52 PM
What the hell is happening in this thread? :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on February 22, 2013, 11:03:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aI3Ic.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 23, 2013, 02:29:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gfQwFWQ.jpg)


oh man that reminds me of that Spores game where i designed some penis monsters. the way it contracts to fire acid balls was pretty hilarious.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 23, 2013, 02:41:43 AM
(http://mindriot.as/funnypictures/Sexy-Ads-Knees.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 23, 2013, 04:58:15 AM
Bravp/  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 23, 2013, 07:11:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YTowjcp.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: MahrinSkel on February 23, 2013, 11:30:15 PM
I'll just leave this here (http://jonmillward.com/blog/studies/deep-inside-a-study-of-10000-porn-stars/)



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Trippy on February 24, 2013, 12:35:58 AM
f13 is so educational.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 24, 2013, 02:53:49 AM
I'm not sure what there is to be done with this information, but at least now we have it.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Zetor on February 24, 2013, 05:54:39 AM
If nothing else, it shows that Hungary should be proud of something.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on February 24, 2013, 11:15:43 AM
I found it amusing that Florida, Texas, and Cali was the birthplace of the most porn stars. Also, it's the birthplace of the most top tier college football recruits.

Hot chicks and football.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Trippy on February 24, 2013, 12:21:20 PM
They are also three of the top 4 states by population.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on February 24, 2013, 12:25:24 PM
I wonder the percentage that were cheerleaders!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Merusk on February 24, 2013, 02:42:54 PM
They are also three of the top 4 states by population.


You and your cruel tyranny of maths!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on February 25, 2013, 12:28:19 PM
(https://cdn.anonfiles.com/1361785696937.gif)

Dedication to one's craft.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: schild on February 25, 2013, 12:46:41 PM
Well, I guess that's one logical extreme.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 25, 2013, 12:49:59 PM
I'm really not comfortable with that considering the apparent age portrayed in that image.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on February 25, 2013, 02:00:14 PM
I'm really not comfortable with that considering the apparent age portrayed in that image.

Whereas you are comfortable with the underlying concept of a mechanical fuckmachine with LCD screen character simulation.

Good man.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on February 25, 2013, 02:08:02 PM
Oh.  That explains what the hell I was looking at but I'm not sure I'm glad I know.   :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on February 25, 2013, 03:23:20 PM
Ditto.  But the thread makes it ultra fucking clear what may or may not be in here, so I guess I take my lumps.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 26, 2013, 12:47:55 AM
how does that contraption actually work?
is that supposed to simulate hip movement? and the player simply inserts his joystick?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: apocrypha on February 26, 2013, 12:49:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xBnN2AF.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 26, 2013, 01:10:16 AM
 :grin: <-- my face at work.

gu hah ahah must resist urge not to laugh evilly at work.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on February 26, 2013, 03:01:08 AM
Red velvet cake would've kept the ruse up longer. Still, bravo.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 26, 2013, 03:08:07 AM
Loser47: http://i.imgur.com/xBnN2AF.gif
Lord : ???
Lord : is that fake or real
Loser47: it's cake
Loser47: baby cakeas
Lord : haha
Lord : i switched it off quickly because i have a sensitive mind and didn't realise


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on February 26, 2013, 03:31:11 AM
Are you actually chatting online with someone called Lord or is that a transcript of your prayers at night ?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 26, 2013, 03:43:47 AM
some steam buddy.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Segoris on February 26, 2013, 04:31:12 PM
Your friend Lord is a pussy :why_so_serious:

I do think red velvet would have made that even more creepily awesome though, still - great looking cake and an awesome joke

Edit contribution:
Don't know who this is, just figured some porno chick


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Merusk on February 26, 2013, 07:47:38 PM
Viral marketing schemes, you've got to love them.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on February 28, 2013, 12:27:29 PM
 :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real:

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2iueubp.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Teleku on February 28, 2013, 12:31:33 PM
........

Ok, what in the good god damned hell is that from?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on February 28, 2013, 02:00:07 PM
The John Dies At The End movie.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sir T on February 28, 2013, 02:12:42 PM
So, how is (a) a fuck machine with LCD Naked anime underage chick, and (b) a doorknob turning into a naked knob, not T&A related?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on February 28, 2013, 02:13:36 PM
So, how is (a) a fuck machine with LCD Naked anime underage chick, and (b) a doorknob turning into a naked knob, not T&A related?

Ummm, going out on a limb here, but IMHO, no T and no A.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on February 28, 2013, 02:20:37 PM
There's also a no dicks rule in the T&A thread. Probably a "no lolis" rule too.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on February 28, 2013, 02:25:27 PM
So this is the dicks and lolis thread? Because no?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on February 28, 2013, 02:51:31 PM
This thread takes all comers.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 28, 2013, 02:59:05 PM
10 pages and we'll get shitting dick nipples.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 28, 2013, 03:00:25 PM
10 pages and we'll get shitting dick nipples.
Why wait?

(http://i.imgur.com/Dkt29.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on February 28, 2013, 03:01:35 PM
Why so censored?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on February 28, 2013, 03:04:09 PM
I'm lazy and that was the first hit in google. Feel free to outdo it. :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Fordel on February 28, 2013, 03:09:48 PM
Pictures like that always amaze me, because someone spent real time and effort on that.

Someone with a fair bit of talent and skill, sat down and went "yes, yes I shall draw shitting dick nipples tonight!".


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Trippy on February 28, 2013, 03:22:10 PM
This thread takes all comers.
Yes this is meant as the sacrificial thread so others may be spared.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on February 28, 2013, 03:39:07 PM
It's the image equivalent of the Politics forum.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on February 28, 2013, 04:03:20 PM
The Internet desensitized me long ago.  Beast of a thousand shitting dick nipples?  Meh.  Repost.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Merusk on February 28, 2013, 06:36:57 PM
Pictures like that always amaze me, because someone spent real time and effort on that.

Someone with a fair bit of talent and skill, sat down and went "yes, yes I shall draw shitting dick nipples tonight!".

I try really hard to not think about it, because it depresses the hell out of me.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sir T on February 28, 2013, 07:06:50 PM
Better not look at Furry art then.  :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: sickrubik on February 28, 2013, 07:15:55 PM
Yes, because THAT'S the reason not to look at it.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Morat20 on February 28, 2013, 07:34:08 PM
Pictures like that always amaze me, because someone spent real time and effort on that.

Someone with a fair bit of talent and skill, sat down and went "yes, yes I shall draw shitting dick nipples tonight!".

I try really hard to not think about it, because it depresses the hell out of me.
Probably the result of either booze, a dare, or both.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 28, 2013, 07:52:09 PM
Pictures like that always amaze me, because someone spent real time and effort on that.

Someone with a fair bit of talent and skill, sat down and went "yes, yes I shall draw shitting dick nipples tonight!".

at least their didn't paint with their own excrement.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on March 01, 2013, 01:11:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rWBuJER.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on March 01, 2013, 01:32:37 AM
wuh....that's not what curtains are used for...


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on March 01, 2013, 10:37:38 AM
I'm really really confused.  What is a beef curtain and how can beer be a stick?  In any case, all sounds kind of sick.  Not in a good way.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on March 01, 2013, 02:29:57 PM
It's the image equivalent of the Politics forum.
More like the scary things thread.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: MahrinSkel on March 01, 2013, 03:45:45 PM
I'm really really confused.  What is a beef curtain and how can beer be a stick?  In any case, all sounds kind of sick.  Not in a good way.
Normally, I would use circumlocutions and euphamisms, but this is a NSFW thread, and you did ask: 'Beef Curtains' is a crude slang term used for extremely large and pendulous labia. It is also a large piece of beef jerky.

--Dave


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on March 01, 2013, 04:39:45 PM
Thank you.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on March 01, 2013, 06:49:03 PM
I was gonna post another picture that had an example, but I am being nice.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: sickrubik on March 01, 2013, 08:42:38 PM
I was gonna post another picture that had an example, but I am being nice.

That's what the other thread is for.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: taolurker on March 01, 2013, 09:34:24 PM
Edit: Removed by schild due to host. Not because it wasn't funny (it wasn't) or because it was worth posting (it wasn't), but solely due to the host.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on March 02, 2013, 12:35:24 AM
I was gonna post another picture that had an example, but I am being nice.

That's what the other thread is for.



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: shiznitz on March 02, 2013, 08:31:40 PM
Now seems to be the right time for the Large Labia Project.

http://largelabiaproject.tumblr.com/


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on March 02, 2013, 09:17:45 PM
Now seems to be the right time for the Large Labia Project.

 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on March 03, 2013, 11:09:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ABNz4jO.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/bKuQTIO.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Merusk on March 03, 2013, 11:43:09 AM
Now seems to be the right time for the Large Labia Project.

 :ye_gods:

 :ye_gods: :uhrr: :ye_gods: :-o

The grey hairs... my eyes...


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on March 03, 2013, 05:58:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ABNz4jO.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/bKuQTIO.jpg)
How are either of those NSFW?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Trippy on March 03, 2013, 06:07:12 PM
People were complaining about spiders and bats in another thread.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on March 03, 2013, 09:34:43 PM
I was gonna post another picture that had an example, but I am being nice.

That's what the other thread is for.



AHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHHA


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: HaemishM on March 04, 2013, 04:22:57 PM
I must be broken. This thread has made me laugh more than anything today.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Fabricated on March 04, 2013, 06:23:44 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ibiULZhwpnoP4G.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on March 05, 2013, 12:10:48 PM
People were complaining about spiders and bats in another thread.


Well I'm afraid of dogs ever since I got attacked and quite badly hurt by one when I was 8 (made the mistake of trying to run away, which just made it get even more excited for the hunt), so all dog pictures should be moved out of the cute thread to here too.

You might say 'come on, be serious, it's puppies', but how many of the people complaining have concrete reasons stemming from actual physical trauma to hate bats and spiders?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Trippy on March 05, 2013, 01:09:53 PM
People were complaining about spiders and bats in another thread.
Well I'm afraid of dogs ever since I got attacked and quite badly hurt by one when I was 8 (made the mistake of trying to run away, which just made it get even more excited for the hunt), so all dog pictures should be moved out of the cute thread to here too.
Yeah well you are special.

Quote
You might say 'come on, be serious, it's puppies', but how many of the people complaining have concrete reasons stemming from actual physical trauma to hate bats and spiders?
Spiders on the other hand have had complaints from multiple people in the past which is why there's a dedicated thread (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=15067.0) for that. Complaining about baby bats is a new thing.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on March 05, 2013, 01:15:36 PM
And even so, this:

(http://i.imgur.com/ABNz4jO.jpg)

is cute.  Most of the pics in the spider thread are nightmare fuel, but that's clearly a cute spider and not at all nightmare fuel.  I think people complaining about  pictures of baby bats hugging things are just being drama queens.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on March 05, 2013, 01:21:00 PM
I'd just like to request we keep the normal, terrifying spiders in their own thread where I can safely not see them.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on March 05, 2013, 01:26:09 PM
People were complaining about spiders and bats in another thread.


Well I'm afraid of dogs ever since I got attacked and quite badly hurt by one when I was 8 (made the mistake of trying to run away, which just made it get even more excited for the hunt), so all dog pictures should be moved out of the cute thread to here too.

You might say 'come on, be serious, it's puppies', but how many of the people complaining have concrete reasons stemming from actual physical trauma to hate bats and spiders?

I can believe you're afraid of dogs because one almost bit you to death when you were too young to be a pussy, but you are NOT afraid of puppies!  I refuse to believe you're afraid of puppies.  You love puppies and kittens.  Every one does.  You're just trying to be contrary!  They're PUPPIES, NOT DOGS!!!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on March 05, 2013, 02:10:35 PM
A bat is just a cuddly little ol' flying puppy, really.

(http://www.filippidis.org/index/amazing/GiantBAT-Acerodon%20jubatus.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on March 05, 2013, 02:27:42 PM
Oh hell no... those remind me of the Vore from The Beastmaster movie. Freaked me out as a kid.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Draegan on March 06, 2013, 10:15:25 AM
Is that what inspired the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz?  Fuuuck.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on March 06, 2013, 10:44:08 AM
Sky's right.  And we're helping you by introducing the adorable side of bats and spiders.  We only want to help you.  Because of love.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ratman_tf on March 06, 2013, 12:21:14 PM
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs32/i/2008/230/1/0/Spider_Bat__by_hedbonstudios.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on March 06, 2013, 12:30:28 PM
"I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Flying Bird-Eating Spider said it was ok."


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on March 06, 2013, 01:48:31 PM
Sky's right.  And we're helping you by introducing the adorable side of bats and spiders.  We only want to help you.  Because of love.
Actually, that bat looks kind of like my cat, about the right size. I need to get Bartacus a leather coat.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on March 06, 2013, 02:50:32 PM
And rename him Bartula. :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on March 06, 2013, 10:16:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OYxZqL5.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Fabricated on March 07, 2013, 05:58:46 AM
Horseshoe crabs are cool.  Also the Giant Fruit Bats (or Flying Foxes) are also cool. They're more harmless than the smaller varieties of bats.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on March 07, 2013, 09:12:49 AM
(http://mindriot.as/funnypictures/84a.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on March 07, 2013, 09:15:25 AM
Did that head just give birth to a head?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Shannow on March 07, 2013, 09:26:51 AM
Sex in video games. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wZPsFWfi3kSex in video games.)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on March 09, 2013, 06:28:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dm8iViT.gif)

(http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/4107/9586_09ad.gif)

 :awesome_for_real:



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on March 10, 2013, 10:48:12 PM
(http://i.cubeupload.com/nFqC89.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on March 11, 2013, 07:35:04 AM
I liked that movie.  It had a LOT of that kind of stuff in it.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on March 11, 2013, 08:09:46 AM
Kano wins.

Flawless Victory!

Fatality!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: BLUND on March 11, 2013, 09:56:51 AM
Yeah Ironclad was pretty enjoyable.

Kano wins.

Flawless Victory!

Fatality!

Especially considering that single stroke also killed one of the guys behind the one he cleaved in half, and lopped off the other's hand.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Der Helm on March 11, 2013, 03:06:42 PM
Looks familiar, is Paul Giamati in it as some mad English king ?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Strazos on March 11, 2013, 04:48:29 PM
Picture not loading for me - can I get a re-host?  :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on March 13, 2013, 02:16:04 PM
Well, this bloke has every thing he needs.  Reefer, beer, pizza, a nice wristwatch and some random naked woman. 

(http://i.imgur.com/akBBLOU.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on March 13, 2013, 02:49:45 PM
Is that a copy of Robin Hood on the table?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on March 13, 2013, 04:10:02 PM
Clearly not American - She's taken off her underwear to have sex.

Also, that's really going to hurt his back.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 13, 2013, 04:42:18 PM
His cock must be over a foot long for her to be sitting on his legs like that.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on March 13, 2013, 05:04:28 PM
His cock must be over a foot long for her to be sitting on his legs like that.

It would take one that long for a woman to tolerate not being paid attention to...


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on March 13, 2013, 05:08:11 PM
I just think she's a lousy lay, why else would he be playing a video game.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on March 13, 2013, 05:59:27 PM
Have we considered that he might just have a very odd shaped penis that he has to peer round ?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on March 13, 2013, 06:27:27 PM
I think he's just trying to get to the save point in the game.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on March 13, 2013, 06:52:14 PM
OR maybe she's just sitting on his lap and there's a spider on the ceiling.  Why does it have to be about sex?  Can't it just be about beer, pizza, reefer and nakedness?  And maybe spiders?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hawkbit on March 13, 2013, 09:12:50 PM
After looking at her hands, I'm not even sure that's a woman on his lap.  Let that image sink in a bit.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on March 13, 2013, 09:17:22 PM
Fine.  Now it doesn't make any sense at all!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on March 14, 2013, 04:44:06 AM
Those are rather manly hands...


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on March 14, 2013, 10:05:21 AM
I think he's just trying to get to the save point in the game.

Yep, some people don't understand that I can't pause Dark Souls.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 14, 2013, 10:31:03 AM
What's up with the unopened pack of shoelaces on the table?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on March 14, 2013, 10:36:40 AM
That's for her to tie it off to stem the bleeding.



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on March 16, 2013, 12:34:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rWzNkzY.png)

I don't know exactly what they're doing but it seemed like something you lot might like to look at and wonder about.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: SurfD on March 16, 2013, 04:03:26 PM
Two Thoughts:

- WTF Shadows?
- All the same person?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: lamaros on March 16, 2013, 06:29:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rWzNkzY.png)

I don't know exactly what they're doing but it seemed like something you lot might like to look at and wonder about.

I believe it's a human catapult - the top one is going to go flying over the wall and unlock the gate for the rest of the army.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on March 17, 2013, 12:22:46 PM
I think that explanation is closer to logical than everything I came up with.  I just figured they were trying to make a human clockwork sundial until I realised how much sense that didn't make.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: pxib on March 17, 2013, 10:08:12 PM
(http://sadpanda.us/images/1475147-FWILYIB.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 18, 2013, 08:28:48 AM
Not T&A related? Groovy pic.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on March 23, 2013, 01:45:07 PM
Animal rights activists in Barcelona, protesting against meat eating. With extra shock value:

(http://images.derstandard.at/2013/03/21/1363713692301-protest3.jpg)

(http://images.derstandard.at/2013/03/21/1363713693978-protest2.jpg)

Rest spoiler-ed due to size:






Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Strazos on March 23, 2013, 03:02:34 PM
Yup...still going to eat meat.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on March 23, 2013, 03:27:51 PM
I wonder if they knew of the existence of "vore" fetishists before they planned that stunt.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on March 23, 2013, 03:38:53 PM
Yeah, didn't know cannibalism was so rampant we have to stage protests about it.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on March 23, 2013, 03:58:23 PM
I wonder what would happen if anyone were to step over there dressed like this guy:

(http://www.thevillains.com.au/images/hannibal-lecter.png)

 :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on March 23, 2013, 05:05:29 PM
Awww. You are such sour grapes! I thought the "Free range" label was funny. Altough 72kg is a bit on the chubby side... :grin:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on March 23, 2013, 07:06:56 PM
Plump breasts on a few of those packages.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Miasma on March 23, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
Plump breasts on a few of those packages.
Pamela Anderson must have really taken off as a role model to the other peta people.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on March 25, 2013, 05:00:32 PM
I don't know what emotions they are trying to stir in my insides.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on March 25, 2013, 05:25:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Y9o0p.png)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on March 26, 2013, 05:41:00 AM
Ah shit, it's everywhere!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on March 26, 2013, 06:15:01 AM
It's stalking you! :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on March 26, 2013, 11:47:42 PM
Edit by Trippy: heights (and boobs)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on March 27, 2013, 12:18:13 PM
Edit by Trippy: heights (and boobs)


Here is the full video of that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwzcta6S0Rs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwzcta6S0Rs)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: K9 on March 28, 2013, 10:31:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PH7vBHC.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on April 01, 2013, 02:40:34 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0305fb8d85a594a367ee75ece828444/tumblr_mki39gTWBp1qabj53o1_r1_500.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Korachia on April 01, 2013, 03:03:57 AM
Do you have a youtube link for the cartoon it is from?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on April 04, 2013, 02:22:50 AM
fraid not sorry

(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7466/doxr3.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on April 04, 2013, 11:33:57 AM
What is that guy doing?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: tgr on April 04, 2013, 11:45:46 AM
Being a dumbass.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on April 04, 2013, 11:51:17 AM
I figure that.  But what exactly is he trying to accomplish?  He must have something in mind, no?  Was something else supposed to happen? 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on April 04, 2013, 05:49:42 PM
He's trying to control the outflow of gas so he gets a stream of flame.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on April 04, 2013, 08:26:20 PM
Oh.  Thanks!  I was confused.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Der Helm on April 05, 2013, 06:53:45 AM
He's trying to control the outflow of gas so he gets a stream of flame.
I like how you can see the moment he realizes he fucked it up.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Miasma on April 17, 2013, 06:58:41 PM
That's entirely too far.

Edit: Post got deleted so now I look crazy.  Was of a naked women getting lit on fire and held down as she struggled.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on April 17, 2013, 08:13:56 PM
I don't have any issue with the stuff in this thread, so I visit and enjoy. What I don't understand is why people who dislike the content that can go here continue to visit this thread?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Furiously on April 17, 2013, 11:41:23 PM
I dunno... I really don't want to see a snuff film.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Wat Tyler on April 18, 2013, 09:15:58 AM
I dunno... I really don't want to see a snuff film.

What you saw wasn't a snuff film. The first gif was clearly from some horror movie. The other one I'm 99.99999% sure was from Jackass. So stupid and dangerous? Sure. A snuff film? No.

Clearly if one can get banned for horror movie + Jackass gifs in a thread expressly made for non-sexual NSFW images here, there's a basic lack of compatibility between this forum's culture and I :heartbreak:, so after this, I'll respect my ban. I just wanted to first ensure that people didn't think they saw something truly terrible, since they didn't. No nightmares needed folks.

Bye now.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on April 18, 2013, 09:34:37 AM
Did a guy just get banned for a gif that I'm almost certain we've seen here before? That's sad. :/


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on April 18, 2013, 09:40:13 AM
It's only the real stuff that makes me upset.  I love the horror genre of nearly everything (film, special effects, books, make-up, etc.) and if it's from a really camp and/or bad horror flick, I've probably seen it.  More than once.  :awesome_for_real:  I didn't see whatever made this fuss, but as long as I don't have to see anything real tortured or killed, I'm good with this thread.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on April 18, 2013, 09:44:24 AM
It's only the real stuff that makes me upset.  I love the horror genre of nearly everything (film, special effects, books, make-up, etc.) and if it's from a really camp and/or bad horror flick, I've probably seen it.  More than once.  :awesome_for_real:  I didn't see whatever made this fuss, but as long as I don't have to see anything real tortured or killed, I'm good with this thread.

I've never understood how people even dig the fake stuff.  I'm not much into horror because it's either super silly (not really my thing) or, if realistic, not something I want to see.  I guess I can see the campy ones-  it's an odd sort of humor I suppose.  I do like horror genre books, but they're typically quite different than horror movies. 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on April 18, 2013, 09:44:37 AM
Did he really get banned for that pic of the girl getting lit on fire? What's the point of this thread if people are going to get in trouble for posting inappropriate images?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on April 18, 2013, 09:55:58 AM
It's only the real stuff that makes me upset.  I love the horror genre of nearly everything (film, special effects, books, make-up, etc.) and if it's from a really camp and/or bad horror flick, I've probably seen it.  More than once.  :awesome_for_real:  I didn't see whatever made this fuss, but as long as I don't have to see anything real tortured or killed, I'm good with this thread.

I've never understood how people even dig the fake stuff.  I'm not much into horror because it's either super silly (not really my thing) or, if realistic, not something I want to see.  I guess I can see the campy ones-  it's an odd sort of humor I suppose.  I do like horror genre books, but they're typically quite different than horror movies. 

I don't know.  I can't remember not being into it.  I was barely a teen when I made my first latex monster mask.  I used to make my nephew's masks and do their make-up for Halloween.  Not just horror, though.  I did a really awesome Ming the Merciless for my nephew one year.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Miasma on April 18, 2013, 10:08:48 AM
Did he really get banned for that pic of the girl getting lit on fire? What's the point of this thread if people are going to get in trouble for posting inappropriate images?

There have to be limits of some sort.  Besides, the first post explicitly states:

Here be the place to put NSFW stuff but don't put disgusting, gorey, etc. images/videos stuff here. I.e. this is not meant to be a dumping ground for the worst the Internet has to offer.

IMPORTANT: I'm not going to warn people who post horrible stuff in there before banning them so post in here at your own risk :awesome_for_real:

T&A stuff goes here:

http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=14256.0

That said I don't know about a ban, maybe just a deletion, warning and such.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on April 18, 2013, 10:11:44 AM
It's only the real stuff that makes me upset.  I love the horror genre of nearly everything (film, special effects, books, make-up, etc.) and if it's from a really camp and/or bad horror flick, I've probably seen it.  More than once.  :awesome_for_real:  I didn't see whatever made this fuss, but as long as I don't have to see anything real tortured or killed, I'm good with this thread.

I've never understood how people even dig the fake stuff.  I'm not much into horror because it's either super silly (not really my thing) or, if realistic, not something I want to see.  I guess I can see the campy ones-  it's an odd sort of humor I suppose.  I do like horror genre books, but they're typically quite different than horror movies. 

I don't know.  I can't remember not being into it.  I was barely a teen when I made my first latex monster mask.  I used to make my nephew's masks and do their make-up for Halloween.  Not just horror, though.  I did a really awesome Ming the Merciless for my nephew one year.

I guess there's a difference between the macabre and "fake torture".  Movies like The Saw and Hostel just seem downright stupid to me. 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 18, 2013, 10:23:33 AM
There is a term for that, it's torture porn and generally the movies are terrible at anything but shock value.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on April 18, 2013, 11:15:15 AM
What's the point of this thread if people are going to get in trouble for posting inappropriate images?

That's next on the chopping block, I'd assume.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on April 18, 2013, 11:23:55 AM
Seriously, I think it is pretty clear at this point that this forum should not even have a thread like this. Too many sandy orifices.  There are other places on the internet where one can go to be grossed out and or shocked.  I am totally fine with this place staying with the way it's always been.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on April 18, 2013, 11:26:02 AM
I am totally fine with this place staying with the way it's always been.

And your description of that would be....?

I'm all for getting rid of this thread if people are going to put gross/horrifying shit in it.  The funny sex jokes and stuff like that are just fine. 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on April 18, 2013, 11:29:24 AM

And your description of that would be....?


In all the years I have come here, it has been relatively free or shock, horror, or disgust. The worst things have been a thread on spiders, a wonderful thread with boobies in it, and the entire politics section.  For me this forum has always been about watching a tiny group of conservatives get shredded by some seriously liberal group think. Which is fine because they had it coming anyways. Oh, and sometimes there is information about games.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Engels on April 18, 2013, 11:29:38 AM
To be honest, I kinda like this thread. It added a bit of spice, and I knew I wasn't going to be exposed to /r/wtf . Unfortunately, the latest RK gif crossed the line. There's a reason we post here and not on 4chan or reddit. Its a community that's self-curated over years and years and we like to think we have some taste. I laughed at 90% of what RK posted and I thought it was well within bounds. He shouldn't be banned for one poor choice, IMHO.

He should, however, ask himself why someone getting burned is funny to him.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on April 18, 2013, 11:35:11 AM
To be honest, I kinda like this thread. It added a bit of spice, and I knew I wasn't going to be exposed to /r/wtf . Unfortunately, the latest RK gif crossed the line right. There's a reason we post here and not on 4chan or reddit. Its a community that's self-curated over years and years and we like to think we have some taste. I laughed at 90% of what RK posted and I thought it was well within bounds. He shouldn't be banned for one poor choice, IMHO.

He should, however, ask himself why someone getting burned is funny to him.


While there was some basic rules stated, the rules needed to be more clearly defined in a thread like this, instead of going off of some internal line drawn in the head of a moderator that is not available for people to see.

Also don't misunderstand my tone or stance, I think the moderators here do a great job and I am not trying to attack any of them.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on April 18, 2013, 11:45:30 AM
tiny group of conservatives

Who?  The closest thing to that here are the right leaning moderates. 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 18, 2013, 11:46:03 AM
God it's waterthread all over again.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on April 18, 2013, 11:46:45 AM
Who?  The closest thing to that here are the right leaning moderates.  

Sure, now that is all that is left. Hehe

God it's waterthread all over again.

That was just before I started coming here so I know nothing about it.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on April 18, 2013, 11:47:43 AM
I must have missed the truly conservative people. 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on April 18, 2013, 11:48:47 AM
I must have missed the truly conservative people.  

Have you met, Speedy, or Brogdarn or however you spell his name. There were others too but they either left or got banned, or started keeping their mouth shut.

Hell, I was soundly conservative when I first started coming here, but I was quickly pistol whipped into submission and am now a happy liberal guy that has had an honest change of heart.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on April 18, 2013, 11:59:05 AM
Unfortunately, the latest RK gif crossed the line.

Um, it wasn't rk who posted that.  

(edit)

And just for the record, I'm kind of tired of the general piling on of rk.  Some folks need to grow up a little.  Not saying this is you, Engels, but the automatic assumption that if it was offensive rk must have done it is a product of all that constant whining.

I'd say a good rule of thumb is, don't post stuff purely with the intent of squicking other people out for your own amusement.  Personally, I don't get easily squicked out, but I do understand the difference between "funny and might incidentally squick someone out" and "funny only insofar as it squicks everyone else out".  If I suspect I might be straying over that line, I don't post it here, and I'd expect intelligent people to do likewise.

I kind of thought the flaming Jackass thing was funny, personally, but the fingerskullfucking a creepy undead girl had no redeeming value other than squick factor.  Sandy vaginas were inevitable.  Shoulda known better.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Engels on April 18, 2013, 12:05:29 PM
Unfortunately, the latest RK gif crossed the line.

Um, it wasn't rk who posted that.


Well now I feel like an idiot. It was probably RK's fault, however, what with leading poor souls into perdition with his postings. It was only a matter of time before a wee one tried to live up to RK's level of twattitude and flew too high.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on April 18, 2013, 12:10:30 PM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/disregarded/weok.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: schild on April 18, 2013, 12:14:45 PM
God it's waterthread all over again.
Bitch please.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on April 18, 2013, 12:20:18 PM
Not meant as a dig and actually I got it wrong, I was thinking of the basement from Ltm.  A place is clearly marked "here be dragons" then people go in and get upset about their britches being on fire.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on April 18, 2013, 12:36:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XmouTV5.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on April 18, 2013, 02:09:39 PM
I stopped looking at the sex thread because I got tired of seeing naked women.  I'm sure I'll start "reading" it again eventually.  I was upset at some posts because I saw stuff that made me a bit sick.  Having said that, they didn't make most other people sick and this is not MY thread so I probably shouldn't have even agreed that the dead deer one should have been deleted.  In between the confusion and eye wash with bleach, RK makes me laugh.  A LOT!  Please don't ban him ever!  Unless he's mean to me then shoot the motherfucker in the junk.

PS  I don't like torture porn much at all (only watched the first Saw).  I absolutely ADORE horror or Sci Fi creature features. 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Merusk on April 18, 2013, 07:39:18 PM
I guess there's a difference between the macabre and "fake torture".  Movies like The Saw and Hostel just seem downright stupid to me.  

For me the line there is this: Watch the TV edit for SAW and you still have a movie that's intriguing and keeps you watching to see what happens next.  Watch the TV edit of Saw(n) or Hostel and you have about 20 minutes of film that makes no sense.  

And if you really have to ask what the community's taste is and why even that "LOL Jackass" gif was over the line, some time away from the internet would do you some good.  As is shown by the 'things I miss' thread, we're old farts.  Shit like that stopped being funny about the time our balls dropped.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on April 18, 2013, 07:46:02 PM
Good point Merusk. A lot of people forget that the first Saw movie was a largely psychological horror, and not the gore fest the series became.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Selby on April 18, 2013, 07:59:47 PM
What's the point of this thread if people are going to get in trouble for posting inappropriate images?
We had the "OMG GET IT OUT" discussion about that .GIF a few pages back if I recall.  Lots of "that's inappropriate" comments and whatnot.  No one was banned for it then though.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: MahrinSkel on April 18, 2013, 08:34:42 PM
Yeah, we saw that bit with the flaming chick a long time ago.  Wasn't funny (I think it was in the Funny Pictures thread before it had a SFW rule) but it's hardly banworthy.  The woman volunteered for the stupid stunt, and holding her down while they put the flames out (rather than letting her run around on fire) was the only smart thing anybody in that mess did.

--Dave


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: pxib on April 18, 2013, 08:37:10 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d81bdc74971a50e9ede87474ff4d1937/tumblr_mlcto6YCtU1r6f0d9o1_400.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hoax on April 18, 2013, 10:19:42 PM
That's a really shitty ban from what I understand of it.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: taolurker on April 18, 2013, 10:32:20 PM
(http://i2.endoftheinter.net/i/n/d3f6eecf8bf2268254e59ac17563357f/j23yb.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Korachia on April 19, 2013, 06:39:39 AM
A ban for posting a NSFW thing in a not safe for work thread seems rather ridiculous. Deleting the post and giving a warming would have been a much more prudent action considering the extremly vague rules. Oh well.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rattran on April 19, 2013, 08:15:25 AM
Here be the place to put NSFW stuff but don't put disgusting, gorey, etc. images/videos stuff here. I.e. this is not meant to be a dumping ground for the worst the Internet has to offer.

IMPORTANT: I'm not going to warn people who post horrible stuff in there before banning them so post in here at your own risk :awesome_for_real:

T&A stuff goes here:

http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=14256.0

Doesn't seem vague to me.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Draegan on April 19, 2013, 09:08:17 AM
Well Trippy denned two pictures I posted that I thought were funny. With the comments "Not Funny". I guess I'm lucky I wasn't banned.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: bhodi on April 19, 2013, 09:11:48 AM
 :roll:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on April 19, 2013, 09:38:24 AM
Trippy should just ban anyone posting in here and save himself the headache.

Dammit.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Furiously on April 19, 2013, 12:21:43 PM
Go on reddit not safe for life or popping if you want that kind of stuff is my thought.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: bhodi on April 19, 2013, 12:31:41 PM
Seriously. There are plenty of places to go if you want to see bones jutting out of skin and people getting arms ripped off. Have fun at rotton.com or /r/wtf whatever, but we don't want or need gore here.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on April 19, 2013, 04:21:50 PM
Hah, fuck?  People posted gore now too?  I mean, I'm all against the sandy vagina principle, but gore posts?  Really?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on April 19, 2013, 04:23:51 PM
Trippy should just ban anyone posting in here and save himself the headache.

Dammit.

Haha, screwed.

OH WAIT! NO!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on April 19, 2013, 09:48:44 PM
PM a reasonable essay on the unbanning of your buddy and I'll read it.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on April 19, 2013, 09:56:27 PM
I can do that!

So... umm... does my buddy have a name? 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on April 19, 2013, 10:39:33 PM
The only gore post I remember was the deer getting it's head blown up, which did not result in a banning that I know of.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on April 19, 2013, 11:14:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uJSlxGI.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Trippy on April 20, 2013, 01:36:12 AM
My comments regarding the BLUND banning.

A good rule of thumb, that I really shouldn't need to is mention, is don't make extra work for the mods and admins. Of course some amount of work, like dealing with spammers and general thread maintenance, is part of the job and expected. However we don't get paid for the stuff we do so if you are making us do extra work you'll likely end up on our unwritten "watch list" and it's just a hop, skip, and a jump from there to my list of potential ban candidates.

Another thing to know is that we do pay attention to who is contributing to the "signal" on the site and who is contributing to the "noise", as I described in this post (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=13129.msg861725#msg861725) from a few years ago. Those of you who have been adding to the signal, or have built up a store of "goodwill" (or "karma", if you will), are treated differently than somebody who is mostly just adding noise or who is a newcomer on the site, and therefore hasn't had a chance to build up much goodwill. This also factors into who ends up on our watch list.

With regards to BLUND specifically I got tired of checking all of his pics posts for inappropriate content. Before his last pics post in this thread he posted a NSFW pic in the funny picture thread and a pic in the funny picture thread that was likely to freak out the arachnophobes on the site. And there were other similar instances before those. He might not have known we have a special spider thread to put the spider pic in but it's up to each newcomer to learn the norms and "idioms" of these forums as we don't provide any guidance to newbies on here. You might even say we're newbie unfriendly, though I don't think we're as bad as when schild was more active and banning newbies for posting stupid shit.

BLUND also didn't contribute much outside of his pics postings and so didn't have much if any goodwill built up in my book, which factored into my decision. Somebody like rk47, on the hand, has contributed a lot to the site beyond all of his pics posts, as his custom title attests to. In fact I made this board so rk47 would have a place to put his pics that weren't appropriate for the other picture threads rather than banning him or telling him to stop posting his pics.

I probably should've only temp banned BLUND, and I may rescinded his ban at some point, but as I said we tend not to like those posters who are making the mods and admins do extra work and I didn't feel he was contributing enough to keep around.


And while we're on the subject of things not to do here, do not give the moderators shit for doing their job. If you don't like something a mod has done, talk to me or schild. Some of you are fortunate that the mods have pretty thick skins. I, on the other hand, am too old and don't have the patience to put up with crap from you people and as some of you know am very quick to ban those who give me shit personally.

schild, however, is immune to that sort of thing so you can give him as much crap as you want :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Furiously on April 20, 2013, 01:54:48 AM
So wait? We're guests and we don't run this place?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hawkbit on April 20, 2013, 02:45:15 AM
It's really, really hard to read that with manboobs rolling over and over above your post.  NOT that I'm complaining!   :awesome_for_real:

Thanks for doing what you do: mods, admin, contributors and schild.  Much appreciated.  There's no place for me to find more honest game reviews on the Internet.  And that's not just the Vicodin talking, either. 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on April 20, 2013, 07:56:02 AM
Quote
schild, however, is immune to that sort of thing so you can give him as much crap as you want

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10657011/Fry_Looking_Squint.jpg)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10657011/Rebels_Ackba2r.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on April 20, 2013, 09:51:07 AM
(http://lolpics.se/pics/76782.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hawkbit on April 20, 2013, 10:09:52 AM
OMG that has me in tears, because dogs do that shit all the time.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on April 20, 2013, 11:48:57 AM
Clearly he had an itch on the inside of his back legs.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on April 20, 2013, 01:08:33 PM
Dogs are assholes  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on April 20, 2013, 11:36:18 PM
What a bitch.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: schild on April 21, 2013, 07:32:12 PM
For the record: I think this thread is stupid. I'd rather have a thread that was nothing but pictures of Jeff Goldblum.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: MahrinSkel on April 21, 2013, 07:36:06 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljcwyy8nHH1qzozj1.jpg)

You did ask.

--Dave


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: schild on April 21, 2013, 07:40:59 PM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39720/animated%20gifs/life.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on April 21, 2013, 09:30:44 PM
I approve of a Jeff Goldblum thread with naked pics!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on April 21, 2013, 10:28:28 PM
I'd say things took an odd turn, but then again I don't think that's possible in this thread.



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on April 22, 2013, 03:17:13 AM
Oh Dear God.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on April 22, 2013, 07:20:35 AM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/71033321/whatamireadingprev.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Wasted on April 22, 2013, 09:57:51 AM
Naked Jeff Goldblum and a sandy vagina, that seems the best way to close this thread.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hoax on April 22, 2013, 12:06:24 PM
Oh look there's a shark down there.



\/\/\/\/\/\/  you didn't watch that gif to its completion did you.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on April 22, 2013, 06:06:14 PM
A picture that scares rk47. ;D

I thought Jeff Goldblum was a germophobe.  Or was that Howie Mandel?  I always get those two mixed up.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: MrHat on April 23, 2013, 11:22:19 AM
Yay, can finally use this with context!

(http://i.imgur.com/0mbE2Jw.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on April 30, 2013, 01:43:45 AM
(http://i.minus.com/iowUyNv4BvKCB.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on April 30, 2013, 02:09:11 AM
Why is that not in the T&A thread?   :grin:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on April 30, 2013, 04:01:28 AM
 :pedobear: What T&A?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 01, 2013, 06:48:54 PM
(http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/4284/3166_5e23.gif)

Vid (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c32_1367332518)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ratman_tf on May 01, 2013, 09:37:25 PM
(http://e.asset.soup.io/asset/4284/3166_5e23.gif)

Vid (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c32_1367332518)

Jesus fuck. That's like, one of my nightmares come to life.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hawkbit on May 01, 2013, 10:15:02 PM
My wife's father was a pilot that died in a crash before I was even born.  I've mastered many of my fears in life, but plane crashes are something that seriously scare the shit out of me.  I'm a horrible, terrible flier. 

It's not the flying part that gets me; it's the constant reminder in my mind that the above can happen at any time.  Seems like this one was either weather related, or severely shifted cargo.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 01, 2013, 10:21:18 PM
Is it bad that I breathed a sigh of relief when I read it was only seven people? Had that been a passenger plane...fuck.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on May 01, 2013, 10:24:52 PM
Is it bad that I breathed a sigh of relief when I read it was only seven people? Had that been a passenger plane...fuck.

I did the same. It's not wrong in an accident to be relieved more people weren't killed.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: MahrinSkel on May 01, 2013, 11:09:41 PM
My wife's father was a pilot that died in a crash before I was even born.  I've mastered many of my fears in life, but plane crashes are something that seriously scare the shit out of me.  I'm a horrible, terrible flier. 

It's not the flying part that gets me; it's the constant reminder in my mind that the above can happen at any time.  Seems like this one was either weather related, or severely shifted cargo.
I'm only nervous for the first minute after the wheels are up and the first five seconds after they touch down.  statistically, if something is going to go wrong, that's when.

--Dave


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on May 01, 2013, 11:27:53 PM
Big planes have never bothered me.  Put me in a small plane though and I freak the fuck out. 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 01, 2013, 11:44:38 PM
Let's lighten the mood a bit.

(http://i.imgur.com/WkHLOHK.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 02, 2013, 09:26:52 AM
Works less well for guys, my arm-lips have a mustache.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on May 02, 2013, 09:45:07 AM
I think she is attacking it vertically.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 02, 2013, 09:54:22 AM
I'D HIT THAT!

My arm, I mean, but only with my face lips.  And only for a second as my neck would stop working trying to maintain a romantic relationship with that part of my arm.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: murdoc on May 02, 2013, 10:02:15 AM
but only with my face lips. 

What other lip.... OH.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 02, 2013, 07:00:03 PM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/CK2/LATIN/04/Untitled2.png)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7090740992/h91E4CC3D/)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Cadaverine on May 02, 2013, 11:26:05 PM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/CK2/LATIN/04/Untitled2.png)

 :ye_gods:

That's just disturbing.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 02, 2013, 11:36:39 PM
Are you ready for this?
I think so too!

(http://i.imgur.com/WD8D6py.png)

Wheee


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: pxib on May 02, 2013, 11:50:29 PM
Works less well for guys...
...and other humans. We have smaller heads and/or wider shoulders than animated characters and it is famously impossible for us to kiss our own elbows.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: SurfD on May 03, 2013, 03:16:48 AM
Works less well for guys...
...and other humans. We have smaller heads and/or wider shoulders than animated characters and it is famously impossible for us to kiss our own elbows.
I am pretty sure no elbow was involved in that giff.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on May 03, 2013, 07:21:29 AM
Pretty sure Jacob's FB is a photoshop, but I could be wrong.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: murdoc on May 03, 2013, 07:59:01 AM
Pretty sure Jacob's FB is a photoshop, but I could be wrong.

https://www.facebook.com/jacobgrady


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 03, 2013, 08:56:13 AM
He's obviously taking monkey piss injections because he looks about 25 years younger!  I want some!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 03, 2013, 09:02:26 AM
Pretty sure Jacob's FB is a photoshop, but I could be wrong.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/CK2/LATIN/04/Untitled4.png) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DHRizWN0jl4#t=65s)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on May 03, 2013, 09:12:14 AM
That's not creepy at all.

 :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on May 03, 2013, 11:08:45 AM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/CK2/LATIN/04/Untitled2.png)

 :ye_gods:

That's just disturbing.
It's a doujin of a fairly popular anime (OreImo) so it's not really outside the realm of possibility that an anime nerd would read it. Why you would ever click "Like on Facebook" on a hentai site is beyond me, however.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 03, 2013, 11:10:35 AM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/funny_fansub14.jpg)

Good night!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on May 03, 2013, 04:22:32 PM
No I did some googling.  Yes I know he's a real person, and yes I know that's a real manga.  I am unwilling to believe someone, especially a web developer for Bioware, would like and favorite that on his FB page.  At this point I actively refuse to believe it, especially if it is true.  Because then I would be required to attack megaton rockets along the equator and make the world stop spinning.  Or something.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on May 03, 2013, 05:27:28 PM
He probably clicked one of those scam links that redirects to a like button (like when you see all those people in your FB feed "liking" some stupid video that they were really just trying to view) -- if you were just trying to prank somebody you could make a link look like it was for something else entirely but it makes you "like" the NAMBLA page or whatever.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Cadaverine on May 03, 2013, 07:57:24 PM
Well, his Facebook page lists him as working at FAKKU, and the FAKKU page lists him as the creator of the site, so it's within the realm of possibility that he does like him some creepy ass manga.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: taolurker on May 03, 2013, 08:12:05 PM
 :hello_thar:







Also:

 :ye_gods:

Can we go back to sickening images now? Less  :pedobear: please.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 03, 2013, 08:18:36 PM
Maybe he was scammed into creating the website.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 03, 2013, 09:39:48 PM
Maybe he was in an accident and bumped his head and woke up in the hospital not knowing his identity so a pretty nurse tricked him into starting a pedo website and weird pedo games for fun and profit.  Eventually, he became uneasy with all of this and began to investigate his true identity and there's spies and guns and maybe a robot and three tiny white dogs and a mini trampoline involved.  He'll be a while, I guess.  I'm going to sit right here and wait until he comes in and tells us this is what happened because I'm pretty sure he will.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Der Helm on May 04, 2013, 02:08:37 AM
Maybe he was in an accident and bumped his head and woke up in the hospital not knowing his identity so a pretty nurse tricked him into starting a pedo website and weird pedo games for fun and profit.  Eventually, he became uneasy with all of this and began to investigate his true identity and there's spies and guns and maybe a robot and three tiny white dogs and a mini trampoline involved.  He'll be a while, I guess.  I'm going to sit right here and wait until he comes in and tells us this is what happened because I'm pretty sure he will.
Still a better love story than Twilight.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 04, 2013, 02:29:34 AM
And then he turns out to be RK47


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 04, 2013, 08:35:11 AM
The End.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on May 04, 2013, 10:16:21 AM
Allright, I'm buying the rockets from e-bay now.  Does anyone want to chip in some frequent flyer points so I can get them down to the equator?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: taolurker on May 04, 2013, 10:58:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NhPGpU6.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Engels on May 04, 2013, 11:40:07 AM
That one's a stretch. So to speak.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ezrast on May 04, 2013, 04:26:37 PM
Allright, I'm buying the rockets from e-bay now.  Does anyone want to chip in some frequent flyer points so I can get them down to the equator?
You'll need to mount them in space or the total rotational velocity of earth-plus-atmosphere will stay constant. Better to stay where you are and point them in a random direction; you won't stop it spinning but you might change the axis of rotation which is arguably better.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on May 04, 2013, 05:04:18 PM
God dammit!  My Wile-E-Coyote Degree of Engineering design is useless!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: IainC on May 04, 2013, 05:12:57 PM
If you want to destroy the earth, this site (http://qntm.org/destroy) has some useful information and suggestions.

Quote
Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth is built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.

This is not a guide for wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity. I (Sam Hughes) can in no way guarantee the complete extinction of the human race via any of these methods, real or imaginary. Humanity is wily and resourceful, and many of the methods outlined below will take many years to even become available, let alone implement, by which time mankind may well have spread to other planets; indeed, other star systems. If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this, many which are available and feasible RIGHT NOW. Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison.

This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Shannow on May 05, 2013, 07:18:01 AM
That one's a stretch. So to speak.
I laughed

my ass off


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 05, 2013, 11:05:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CUiPmY7.jpg)

So what is this?  You can charge your vibrator with your iPhone?  Or do you charge your iPhone with your vibrator?  Or are they doing it?  I don't know what it is because I wouldn't click on the facebook advert!  But it's pervy, right?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Selby on May 05, 2013, 11:13:50 AM
So what is this?  You can charge your vibrator with your iPhone?  Or do you charge your iPhone with your vibrator?  Or are they doing it?  I don't know what it is because I wouldn't click on the facebook advert!  But it's pervy, right?
Your iPhone plays music and your vibrator vibrates to the beat.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 05, 2013, 11:29:36 AM
Srsly?  That's not true.  Right?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: pxib on May 05, 2013, 12:16:02 PM
iBrator


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on May 05, 2013, 01:06:13 PM
While I think your taste in vibrators is pretty art deco sheik, these are, unfortunately, portable battery packs.

http://www.powerocks.com/a/p/1/2011/0921/20.html


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 05, 2013, 01:59:40 PM
Except for Bzalthek, you guys suck.   :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 05, 2013, 02:07:47 PM
Also I like to think it'd be called "iBrate"


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on May 05, 2013, 03:47:43 PM
In other news, I'll be creating a new vibrator that pulses along with the beat from your iPhone.  :grin:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hammond on May 05, 2013, 04:10:08 PM
To late they already made one that runs over wifi (are you surprised)

http://www.ohmibod.com/wireless-vibrators/better-than-chocolate.php


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Selby on May 05, 2013, 07:22:35 PM
Yeah, that particular item isn't one but vibrators that plug into your iPod for music have been out for at least 4-5 years...  Ones that work off of wifi sound like a better plan to me ;-)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 05, 2013, 07:35:28 PM
Every time I come here I learn something new that I don't want to know.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: apocrypha on May 06, 2013, 06:03:46 AM
Ones that work off of wifi sound like a better plan to me ;-)

A securely attached cable can be very useful for retrieval.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: penfold on May 06, 2013, 06:30:58 PM
The Fakku April Fools joke was a good one, especially seeing the impact it is still having in May...

(http://i.imgur.com/mdV7pNQ.png)

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1bijiq/i_personally_think_that_fakku_hentai_site_had_the/


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 06, 2013, 08:43:49 PM
 :grin: (https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-y3-jpH1elHM/UXfI0fBDtDI/AAAAAAAADCs/-2d9t5_NXN4/s350/Harlem-Shake-fail.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on May 06, 2013, 09:38:58 PM
The Fakku April Fools joke was a good one, especially seeing the impact it is still having in May...


http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1bijiq/i_personally_think_that_fakku_hentai_site_had_the/

Hah!  Vindicated!

Anyone know an antidote for a Zoloft overdose?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on May 06, 2013, 09:44:35 PM


Hah!  Vindicated!

Anyone know an antidote for a Zoloft overdose?

Meth.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 06, 2013, 10:24:56 PM
but we were so close to WW3...DAMN YOU .  DAMMMMN YOU PENFOLD!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on May 07, 2013, 01:00:30 AM
What happened to the Human Torch up there? I know all of his hair is gone, but how badly was he fucked up?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on May 07, 2013, 01:17:11 AM
What happened to the Human Torch up there? I know all of his hair is gone, but how badly was he fucked up?

If he held his breath some serious to mild burns. If he inhaled in a panic then severe burns in his lungs making breathing difficult to impossible.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 07, 2013, 03:10:54 AM
I'll graft his skin if he needs to. Don't worry.

(http://i.cubeupload.com/BWwH2a.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on May 07, 2013, 03:21:04 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltxs6l5dcZ1qldpy8.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ragnoros on May 08, 2013, 03:36:53 AM
NO! Never triangle face, I hate triangle face!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Margalis on May 08, 2013, 05:26:30 AM
Love that movie. Don't understand why critics hated it so much. I mean, even if you don't like the movie as a whole, there are a lot of bits that just undeniably work. How can you not smile when Portman obviously tries not to crack up while talking about the burning in her beaver?

I feel the same about Scary Movie 2. My theory is that when a movie has toilet humor, dick jokes etc it's very hard for some people to get past that and see the parts that work better. These movies have a lot of puerile humor that I'm generally not a huge fan of, but they also have a lot of stuff that is great if you can get past that.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on May 08, 2013, 07:40:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fEsuM0u.gif)

Whheeeee....

NO.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 08, 2013, 08:19:46 AM
Love that movie. Don't understand why critics hated it so much. I mean, even if you don't like the movie as a whole, there are a lot of bits that just undeniably work. How can you not smile when Portman obviously tries not to crack up while talking about the burning in her beaver?

I feel the same about Scary Movie 2. My theory is that when a movie has toilet humor, dick jokes etc it's very hard for some people to get past that and see the parts that work better. These movies have a lot of puerile humor that I'm generally not a huge fan of, but they also have a lot of stuff that is great if you can get past that.

Scary movie 2 was ALMOST great. I think the overall storyline fell a bit flat and they were already drifting into the territory of "too many puns"  but Chris Elliot? Fantastic.  I too really liked Your Highness, I'm actually sad it did so poorly because it well a well made parody movie but since it didn't I don't think budgets for these things will ever be very big.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on May 08, 2013, 07:58:37 PM
I though Scary Movie 2 was awful, and I generally like parody movies (SM1, Not Another Teen Movie, Your Highness).


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Margalis on May 08, 2013, 11:47:33 PM
I think a lot of the hate for Your Highness comes from critics liking David Gordon Green's earlier boring shit indie stuff and thinking that goofy comedies are beneath him and that he should go back to making movies about gay cowboys eating pudding.

Also I assume they simply didn't get a lot of the jokes, for example all the stuff involving the importance of quests, the formal rules of questing, just using the word "quest" over and over, etc.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Merusk on May 09, 2013, 09:25:05 PM
I found this in my .gif folder. Seems right up RK's alley.


(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/704172/Porkemonz.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 09, 2013, 11:02:00 PM
mmmm

(http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/4318/0866_1e19.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Shannow on May 10, 2013, 01:41:01 PM
Overachiever.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 15, 2013, 09:57:44 AM
Meanwhile, in Brazil...

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/8/13/enhanced-buzz-1179-1368033668-8.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/5/8/13/enhanced-buzz-7477-1368033668-2.jpg)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/HUMOR/hRNwyVm.jpg)

source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/there-is-a-brazilian-mascot-for-testicular-cancer-named-mr-b


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on May 15, 2013, 11:02:38 AM
Harr. 

(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-fBNzBfc/0/950x10000/i-fBNzBfc-950x10000.jpg)

That's fucking hysterical.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on May 15, 2013, 11:32:14 AM
In the band days that was known as a jar of mayonnaise.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on May 16, 2013, 04:43:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jVL0fn5.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on May 16, 2013, 04:45:40 PM
Why?  :uhrr:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on May 16, 2013, 04:47:44 PM
Oh look, now it's over in this thread.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on May 16, 2013, 10:17:41 PM
Ok I cracked up. That was hilarious.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on May 16, 2013, 10:54:34 PM
I even remember the DS9 episode that's from.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on May 17, 2013, 07:02:56 PM
George Takei doing some NSFW stuff.  Spoilered cuz of some penis.



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on May 17, 2013, 07:06:57 PM
 :ye_gods:
 :ye_gods:
 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 18, 2013, 09:43:58 AM
Oh my.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on May 20, 2013, 06:58:10 PM
(http://img4.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-zombies-tits-318324.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on May 22, 2013, 11:49:23 AM
Okay.  All of this needs to go into the Den.   :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 22, 2013, 02:24:24 PM
Not George Takei, he's so adorable even if he is a bit pervy.  You just say that because he's a guy touching a guy.  I bet if it were two girls, you'd be all like, "ooooo.  Girls touching girls.  That's so hot.  I think I'll have an orgasm now."  Seeing that sort of thing is good for you.  It builds character.  Or sommat.  Film stuff is fake, although that one is really sort of even too gross for me, but it's only the real stuff that makes me sad.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on May 22, 2013, 02:46:53 PM
If I want to watch porn, I'll watch porn.   :oh_i_see:

That's not nearly as bad as the zombie tits though.  Bleh.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on May 22, 2013, 03:54:02 PM
Hey, zombies like the taste of silicone.. what can I say? 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 22, 2013, 10:54:54 PM
Really, zombie tits is the line? Get right the hell off my internet.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 23, 2013, 02:18:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Pz18S9R.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 23, 2013, 10:04:30 AM
OMG.  That was TOO funny!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on May 25, 2013, 10:43:37 AM
You just say that because he's a guy touching a guy. 
At the Motley Crue show, there were two couples in the section just below us. One of the guys took pics of the two girls and just before he snapped he said "Now start kissing!" And they laughed.

Then one of the girls took pics of the two guys and I yelled down "Now start kissing!"

The girls laughed. The guys got all pissed, not sure why  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: bhodi on May 25, 2013, 12:37:49 PM
Under the heading "Irish girls, always classy!"

(http://i.imgur.com/KPpcG8T.jpg)

As an American, I did not realize at first that it is, in actuality, a pubic urinal.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 25, 2013, 12:40:24 PM
I guess that's a good place to drink beer?   :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ratman_tf on May 26, 2013, 04:22:17 PM
As an American, I did not realize at first that it is, in actuality, a pubic urinal.

Is that an old Tardis console?  :why_so_serious:



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: shiznitz on May 31, 2013, 11:54:01 AM
I guess that's a good place to drink beer?   :ye_gods:

And meet women!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ghambit on May 31, 2013, 12:01:04 PM
Best place is always in front of the bathroom dontyaknow.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on May 31, 2013, 02:01:57 PM
My kind of women... Irish.  :grin:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on June 01, 2013, 10:22:12 AM
(http://www.toplessrobot.com/buttmousepad.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Goumindong on June 02, 2013, 01:04:27 AM
Somehow I am more OK with the male versions of those.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: taolurker on June 02, 2013, 09:04:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7ElSQrG.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: bhodi on June 05, 2013, 10:27:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tICUItO.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on June 06, 2013, 10:40:15 AM
Well, quite.



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on June 06, 2013, 02:34:37 PM
I had no idea you had taken up writing Ironwood. Congrats! That thing should fly off the shelves.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on June 06, 2013, 03:53:22 PM
It's a follow up to my first Novel :

Everyone's A Moron But Me.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Der Helm on June 09, 2013, 04:20:08 PM
It's a follow up to my first Novel :

Everyone's A Moron But Me.
I got that one. Can you sign it for me ?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on June 10, 2013, 08:43:44 AM
"Including you.

Regards,
Ironwood."


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on June 17, 2013, 05:07:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3G7xckk.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: K9 on June 17, 2013, 07:12:21 AM
The fuck?  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sir T on June 17, 2013, 10:17:36 AM
That should really be in the non T&A thread...


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on June 17, 2013, 11:19:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ca52yA8.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on June 18, 2013, 01:14:16 AM
Betting he won't forget where he hid them anytime soon.  :grin:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Engels on June 19, 2013, 04:08:32 PM
Oh tortured animals are just a laugh riot.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on June 19, 2013, 05:15:19 PM
I'd assumed he'd done it to himself while climbing down the pole.  Still.  Ouch.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on June 19, 2013, 05:47:44 PM
It made me sorry that I have eyes.   :heartbreak:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Bzalthek on June 19, 2013, 06:00:00 PM
Don't worry, those aren't his eyes.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: K9 on June 20, 2013, 11:42:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AFkp5wG.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rasix on June 20, 2013, 11:48:02 AM
I just see dicks. Dicks everywhere.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Teleku on June 20, 2013, 11:49:07 AM
Yeah, the Christmas tree was the only one she succeeded in making not look like a frosted covered dong.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hutch on June 20, 2013, 11:50:30 AM
frosted covered dong.

All part of the plan  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: MahrinSkel on June 20, 2013, 01:27:44 PM
Yeah, the Christmas tree was the only one she succeeded in making not look like a frosted covered dong.   :awesome_for_real:
Balloon cake worked pretty well.  Palm tree cake, on the other hand....

--Dave


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on June 20, 2013, 01:58:46 PM
Alligator was nicely done.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on June 20, 2013, 02:02:22 PM
The fireworks was the most cockworthy.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on June 20, 2013, 04:15:45 PM
And, unlike man cocks, they are probably yummy.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: pants on June 21, 2013, 05:03:41 AM
And, unlike man cocks, they are probably yummy.

(http://i.imgur.com/fe4NUDb.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on June 21, 2013, 06:54:37 AM
:awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on June 25, 2013, 08:59:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/R532pTw.png)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Draegan on June 27, 2013, 01:05:55 PM
Yeah I don't know. I hesitated to post this after I saw it... but I think I had to do it.  Just beware of what they did to John Goodman and some poor vagina.



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on June 27, 2013, 01:21:55 PM
Yeah I don't know. I hesitated to post this after I saw it... but I think I had to do it.  Just beware of what they did to John Goodman and some poor vagina.


No worky.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Draegan on June 27, 2013, 01:31:26 PM
Fixed.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on June 27, 2013, 03:50:58 PM
Fixed.

OK. Break it again... BREAK IT AGAIN!!   :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on June 27, 2013, 04:00:05 PM
Are you sure that isn't a cock?  Wow.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on June 27, 2013, 09:35:39 PM
Yeah I don't know. I hesitated to post this after I saw it... but I think I had to do it.  Just beware of what they did to John Goodman and some poor vagina.


(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/868747/EYE-BLEACH-SILO.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on June 28, 2013, 01:57:18 AM
Clearly that should be in the TnA thread.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ghambit on July 01, 2013, 11:35:10 PM
Warning, do not watch if you're a dog-lover:
Protect-Serve (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDBZr4ie2AE)

edit: srsly, this will fuck up your day

edit2: original was removed to add age-restriction; this link now works


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hawkbit on July 01, 2013, 11:58:02 PM
What a fucking asshole.  Everyone knows you don't grab at a dog you don't know.  Even a cop should know that. 

The fact that they arrest people for video taping police actions is beyond fucked up anyways.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: angry.bob on July 02, 2013, 01:11:10 AM
Depending on who you are, the very first thing police do when they come to arrest someone is to kill all the dogs, sometimes the neighbor's dogs too. It part of procedure in some places. It's not advertised, but if a person has a warrant any dog in the house with them  or a yard next door is dead if the cops come.

The guy was arrested for obstructing justice. Interesting, he didn't get within 30 feet of a cop, touch anything, there was nothing marked off, and as far as I can tell he was being arrested without warning. The guy was 100% compliant, although he did say something about "civil rights violation".

This is the same police department that apparently has a history of arresting people that record them, manufacture evidence against them, detain them for days, and harass them after release. I didn't look for it, but there's a guy from Hawthorn who has a youtube channel of phone videos he's made of them doing sketchy stuff. This particular Officer has a history of brutality, manufacturing evidence, false arrest, etc and has been responsible for millions in settlements. They were apparently trying to add Resisting Arrest to the charges.


That being said:

Dude should have rolled his windows up when he put the dog in the car. The police would have been annoyed that they had to wait an extra 30 seconds to arrest him for nothing, but fuck the police.

Really, just fuck the police. Four shots at point blank range and didn't kill it, then they just let it thrash around bleed out in the street. All those people watching who started screaming should have just started pelting them with shit. That cop didn't hesitate or think twice about who or what was nearby when he started firing.



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ghambit on July 02, 2013, 07:40:04 AM
I probably should've put that in the politics thread more I think on it.  And yes, there's no way in most police depts. that guy stays employed after unloading his firearm on a crowded street for little to no reason.  One ricochet and this is an even bigger tragedy.

Anyways, that video will be going viral shortly if it hasn't already (I posted it at 301 views).  I got it from a political watchdog (no pun intended) down here in MIA who once jokingly ran for mayor.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on July 02, 2013, 07:54:57 AM
He should be put in jail.  If any of us did that we would certainly be there in a heartbeat.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: satael on July 02, 2013, 09:19:28 AM
I really can't understand the amount of violence the police deems necessary in the USA but that's probably mostly due to living in a small (5.4 million residents) country with relatively low amount of violence (between 2009-2012 the police here have shot a total of 5 shots that have actually hit someone)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Simond on July 02, 2013, 05:12:19 PM
ACAB

Sort of on-topic:
(http://i.minus.com/ibcv0NuFyhx2Xm.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on July 11, 2013, 07:44:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Slor2PQ.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: apocrypha on July 16, 2013, 10:11:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SvPjn72.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on July 16, 2013, 11:59:00 AM
Now THAT would make a good avatard for people who like to really annoy other people!   :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on July 22, 2013, 11:53:56 PM
Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_1v_EcjeIkg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: schild on July 23, 2013, 12:03:14 AM
wow the ending of that


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: HaemishM on July 27, 2013, 02:49:23 PM
Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_1v_EcjeIkg)


 :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods:

What the fuck did I just watch? This is supposed to make me want to watch Fox's Animation site? The fuck?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on August 03, 2013, 11:56:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/io3s8tL.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on August 09, 2013, 11:47:23 AM
Want one.  No, wait... want both!
(http://i.imgur.com/H9bdrUo.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on August 09, 2013, 02:57:33 PM
There are some days I miss a really nice high quality bud. SO MUCH.

More of those lately :(


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on August 09, 2013, 04:04:32 PM
The bud doesn't look all that wonderful actually, but not awful either.  Given the choice between the two items, I'd take the controller and find my own bud.  But, yeah, when I don't have any I miss it too.  :)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on August 09, 2013, 04:21:31 PM
There are some days I miss a really nice high quality bud. SO MUCH.

More of those lately :(

I can't wait until it gets legalized.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on August 09, 2013, 05:38:33 PM
This has some nudity but doesn't belong in the T&A thread.



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Engels on August 09, 2013, 07:06:46 PM
That gif is so old the couple have a child that is now fishing in a boat.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: angry.bob on August 09, 2013, 11:56:20 PM
I can't wait until it gets legalized.

Hahaha, be demoralized because it's not ever going to happen. The best you can really hope for is some shitty grey-zone decriminalization that cops and politicians reverse their enforcement on whenever it suits their needs.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on August 10, 2013, 12:37:49 AM
Going to disagree with you. It's only going to take a couple states to legalize it and have everyone see it's not a big deal before it blows over just like DADT did, and gay marriage will.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on August 10, 2013, 02:03:27 AM
Going to disagree with you. It's only going to take a couple states to legalize it and have everyone see it's not a big deal before it blows over just like DADT did, and gay marriage will.

What's interesting about that whole thing is that even if your state legalizes it, you're in violation of federal law, so there's still that sword of Damocles hanging over your head.  A sufficiently aggressive federal administration could quash the whole thing if they wanted.  Of course, any Dems that do that are hurting themselves with their base to no real benefit, and while Reps are more likely to do it they'd be handing their opponents a nice club to beat them with the next time they talk about limited federal government, small government, personal responsibility, and/or state's rights, so it's not really in their best interests either.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on August 10, 2013, 09:13:35 AM
But Sanja Gupta said we can smoke it!  HE SAID SO!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Engels on August 10, 2013, 09:17:08 AM
I know some venture capitalist types here in Seattle who are thinking of getting into medical grade manufacture for mass distribution. Don't worry, if it makes lotsa money in WA and CO, and the right people are payed off, it'll be legal faster than you can say "speakeasy".


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on August 10, 2013, 10:05:45 AM
I know some venture capitalist types here in Seattle who are thinking of getting into medical grade manufacture for mass distribution. Don't worry, if it makes lotsa money in WA and CO, and the right people are payed off, it'll be legal faster than you can say "speakeasy".
This man understands how it will go down.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hawkbit on August 10, 2013, 10:32:19 AM
But Sanja Gupta said we can smoke it!  HE SAID SO!

Culturally, his points were a turning point in the attitude.  It will still be an uphill battle, but I wouldn't be surprised if 25 years from now it was legal in most states.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: RhyssaFireheart on August 14, 2013, 09:22:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AFlDUBn.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: murdoc on August 14, 2013, 09:41:10 AM
"What...? Like the back of a Volkswagon?"


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Draegan on August 14, 2013, 09:45:59 AM
They always rape you for parking in a no parking zone.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 14, 2013, 10:29:22 AM
Does it bother anyone else that the dragon's balls aren't swinging? Just me? Ok then.....


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 14, 2013, 11:06:32 AM
Look in the windows.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on August 14, 2013, 11:07:54 AM
I know some venture capitalist types here in Seattle who are thinking of getting into medical grade manufacture for mass distribution. Don't worry, if it makes lotsa money in WA and CO, and the right people are payed off, it'll be legal faster than you can say "speakeasy".
This man understands how it will go down.
Even then I'm not sure. You've got to deal with the cop union. That War on Drugs was the best thing that ever happened to law enforcement, financially. However, I guess you can just move it all to fighting the meth epidemic, though that's actual cop work unlike busting stoners.

Because legal marijuana is a multi-billion dollar industry. I can't believe Phillip-Morris isn't lobbying for it, fuck a tobacco crop. Put that level of industry to growing marijuana, cha-ching.

Sorry for the semi-political derail.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: angry.bob on August 14, 2013, 12:04:34 PM
The problem with making it into an entire industry is that a lot of people already grow enough for their personal use. Legalize it and they'll be able to gro more of it, as well as people who don't use starting to grow it. Also, don't forget that our for-profit prison industry wants it to stay illegal.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on August 14, 2013, 12:14:23 PM
The problem with making it into an entire industry is that a lot of people already grow enough for their personal use. Legalize it and they'll be able to gro more of it, as well as people who don't use starting to grow it. Also, don't forget that our for-profit prison industry wants it to stay illegal.

Definitely not the prison industry that cares either way... hell it is not even about regulation of it. It is about how a company can monopolize it for profit which hasn't been worked out just yet. If anything, the alcohol and tobacco industries are the ones pushing for its prohibition. How noble...and ironic.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on August 14, 2013, 12:15:56 PM
I know some venture capitalist types here in Seattle who are thinking of getting into medical grade manufacture for mass distribution. Don't worry, if it makes lotsa money in WA and CO, and the right people are payed off, it'll be legal faster than you can say "speakeasy".
This man understands how it will go down.
Even then I'm not sure. You've got to deal with the cop union. That War on Drugs was the best thing that ever happened to law enforcement, financially. However, I guess you can just move it all to fighting the meth epidemic, though that's actual cop work unlike busting stoners.

Because legal marijuana is a multi-billion dollar industry. I can't believe Phillip-Morris isn't lobbying for it, fuck a tobacco crop. Put that level of industry to growing marijuana, cha-ching.

Sorry for the semi-political derail.

Phillip Morris would just figure out a way to make it super addictive.  We're safer with home grown, IMO.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 14, 2013, 12:44:20 PM
The problem with making it into an entire industry is that a lot of people already grow enough for their personal use. Legalize it and they'll be able to gro more of it, as well as people who don't use starting to grow it. Also, don't forget that our for-profit prison industry wants it to stay illegal.

Strains.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on August 14, 2013, 02:27:17 PM
A lot of people most certainly do not grow their own pot. Do you know a lot of people growing their own tobacco?

Ask California how putting people in prison for low level offenses is working out.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on August 14, 2013, 03:44:51 PM
A lot of people most certainly do not grow their own pot. Do you know a lot of people growing their own tobacco?

Don't tobacco plants need a lot more space?  Being able to grow on a windowsill makes a big difference, especially for us city folk.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: JWIV on August 14, 2013, 03:47:00 PM
A lot of people most certainly do not grow their own pot. Do you know a lot of people growing their own tobacco?

Don't tobacco plants need a lot more space?  Being able to grow on a windowsill makes a big difference, especially for us city folk.

Having a barn to hang the tobacco is probably a more space intensive.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on August 14, 2013, 04:56:38 PM
A lot of people most certainly do not grow their own pot. Do you know a lot of people growing their own tobacco?

Don't tobacco plants need a lot more space?  Being able to grow on a windowsill makes a big difference, especially for us city folk.

A single tobacco plant? Not too much, could easily get away with one in a large planter. Problem is, one plant is not going to do much for you and the growing conditions have to be within boundaries. When I lived in Darlington, I got to know one of the farm owners through my roommate and he was telling me all sorts of stuff about his growing season.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: MahrinSkel on August 14, 2013, 07:32:10 PM
Tobacco is a very picky plant, that's why it is grown in only a few narrow areas world-wide. Cannabis, on the other hand, is literally a weed, you can still find wild hemp aka 'ditchweed' growing all over the place even though nobody has grown it commercially in the US for 50 years.  Maximizing growth rate of modern highly-bred cannibis sativa is why growers have so much equipment.

--Dave


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on August 14, 2013, 07:46:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AFlDUBn.jpg)
Really surprised that wasnt an rk post.

Can the rest of you take the weed talk elsewhere? Obligatory picture, although it could go here or T&A:
(http://i.imgur.com/ZFNHGWs.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Merusk on August 14, 2013, 08:06:03 PM
That girl needs to see a doctor.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 14, 2013, 09:53:11 PM
Two all beef patties, lettuce, sauce, cheese on a sesame seed bun.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Hoax on August 15, 2013, 12:45:11 AM
That got me, need to wash my eyes out with some porn.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on August 15, 2013, 09:11:23 AM
Sorry.  I picked this forum to post the weed controller picture because people wouldn't look at it from work and raise eyebrows.  And I swear, it's the very last weed controller picture I'll ever post!  (because once you've seen one... meh anyway)  :)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: croaker69 on August 15, 2013, 09:19:16 AM
The problem with making it into an entire industry is that a lot of people already grow enough for their personal use. Legalize it and they'll be able to gro more of it, as well as people who don't use starting to grow it. Also, don't forget that our for-profit prison industry wants it to stay illegal.

It would make farmer's markets sooo much more popular.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on August 15, 2013, 01:44:32 PM
Just to wrap up what I was saying about the growing thing. The assertion that 'a lot of people' grow it is incorrect in my not inconsiderable experience. For many years I was a heavy user, grower and activist and interacted with thousands of smokers and many growers. Very few smokers were even interested in growing, and even less in the amounts they used. Generally, most amateur growers were doing it from a cost perspective, which legalizing and taxing would mitigate somewhat. But even these guys mostly grew small quantities and it was not great quality.

Mind you - I grew up in a rural area where lots of kids tried growing at least once, and few ever stuck with it. It's work to grow a decent sized harvest (even personal use for a year) and stoners aren't always into work and schedules. Half the fun for me was the genetics of it, tracking and selecting strains over generations...only a couple other of the best growers were even paying attention. Most were 'this has seeds, let's try planting them'. Also, the handful of best growers would never let the quality strain plants go to seed, you keep smaller seeder plants grown primarily for breeding. Seeds in purchased buds is the sign of poor growing.

Anyway. Back to the pictures of food-stuffed vajayjays.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on August 16, 2013, 09:08:57 AM
When I lived in Surrey, I had a friend who grew it in his attic.  He had to put a fan in one of the windows.  I was able to smell his house before getting to the front door.  If it wasn't for the mice, I could have lived in that attic and floated the rest of my life away.  Unfortunately, he had to ditch the plants.  It really was VERY fragrant.  As for me, I'm not good with plants.  They die.  I talk to them, I water them, I prank them once in a while, and they die.  (only inside ones, outside ones like me)  My sister says I have two black thumbs of death.  :(


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on August 16, 2013, 09:34:33 AM
My uncle found over $4 million worth of marijuana plants growing "wild" on his farm in rural Kentucky just after he bought it.     :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: satael on August 16, 2013, 12:44:56 PM
My uncle found over $4 million worth of marijuana plants growing "wild" on his farm in rural Kentucky just after he bought it.     :awesome_for_real:

Was the estimate from cops or the local weed dealer?   :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on August 16, 2013, 01:02:15 PM
The cops do love to say hemp is 'marijuana plants', weigh out the full plant and assign it a top end value....


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on August 16, 2013, 01:15:28 PM
TRAGIC HEADLINE!!!!  My shoelaces turned me into a criminal.  

Oh, also:

Important Public Service Announcement (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=q5vPSaVhSOI)

(I miss Wendy)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on August 23, 2013, 01:07:26 PM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/CHINKS/14/rk.png)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on August 23, 2013, 01:12:02 PM
Exactly how big were these dwarfs?  And where did they get the handcuffs?  I have so many questions.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on August 23, 2013, 01:13:02 PM
The cops do love to say hemp is 'marijuana plants', weigh out the full plant and assign it a top end value....

It's Kentucky.  You can be certain it was the smoking kind.   I'm not sure how it was valued, but it was a lot of plants.  He took some pictures.

You hear about that kind of shit all the time in Kentucky-  people growing weed on other people's property or even on state owned property.  And it's fairly common to hear about someone getting shot for stumbling into someone's patch out in the boonies.  


Also-  I love the term "mounting" when it is in reference to sex.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on August 24, 2013, 12:00:56 PM
Here is David Beckham in his pants:

(http://i.imgur.com/YwBkUuj.jpg)

 :grin:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on August 24, 2013, 12:27:04 PM
 And it's fairly common to hear about someone getting shot for stumbling into someone's patch out in the boonies.  
I know this from first-hand experience. And not just once.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Miasma on August 24, 2013, 12:52:35 PM
wth is going on in that picture? Is the guy on the left a midget or crouching? What is the black thing in the air? When did he get those arm sleeves? What is the piece of paper?  Does H&M even sell men's clothing or is this just to bring in the ladies?

Dude even manages to look good with that stupid hair cut.

Edit: http://rutube.ru/video/426c0b07a61b6d42b388acbdd0296054/


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on August 24, 2013, 02:05:11 PM
I think he's doing an underwear advert or something.  And I would love to be reincarnated as David and Brad's love child.   :heart: 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 24, 2013, 05:09:56 PM
I'd fuck that baby.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on August 24, 2013, 05:14:41 PM
I'd fuck that baby.

The Pittkham baby.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on August 25, 2013, 06:48:28 PM
A little over the creepy edge guys.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 25, 2013, 07:15:37 PM
References!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on August 25, 2013, 09:36:01 PM
A little over the creepy edge guys.

Picture baby Jesus.. but with better abs.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Segoris on August 26, 2013, 09:38:59 PM
Was that Simba? That's Pittcum?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: ghost on August 27, 2013, 04:36:36 PM
Heh.   :awesome_for_real:

(https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1175234_649101005109449_1637515036_n.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: pxib on September 09, 2013, 04:48:19 PM
Sir Patrick Stewart, balls deep with his new wife:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 09, 2013, 11:05:54 PM
Sir Patrick Stewart, balls deep with his new wife:
I came.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Der Helm on September 12, 2013, 05:13:32 AM
Heh.   :awesome_for_real:

See. This gay marriage thing is already getting out of hand.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Nevermore on September 13, 2013, 08:32:53 PM
It's not porn. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUBiOOx0Pxw)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on September 14, 2013, 09:05:19 AM
It's not porn. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUBiOOx0Pxw)

SO TRUE!!!   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on September 14, 2013, 04:11:01 PM


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Nevermore on September 14, 2013, 04:21:51 PM


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on September 14, 2013, 10:40:13 PM

I need to watch this "Girls".


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: schild on September 14, 2013, 11:39:44 PM
I really REALLY appreciate the old lead-in and music for HBO used at the end. Of course, HBO may still use that, but I live in Torrentland.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: lamaros on September 15, 2013, 04:31:48 AM

Tee hee.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on September 18, 2013, 08:00:35 PM
Show Us the Dongs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I333hqsRk-Y)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on September 20, 2013, 02:30:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1Qa7u1n.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/dpSrEsr.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/rDS6R9t.jpg)

Exactly what it looks like (I am not sure what it looks like).  :uhrr:

The Art of Oral Sex school. 3.5 hour class, 3500 Rubel course fee


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Korachia on September 20, 2013, 02:42:57 AM
Seems like they are educating their post-brides in Russia now. It should give them a competitive edge compared to their chinese counterparts.  :why_so_serious:

Wonder what their academic title will be..  Maybe "Cand.Scient.Postbride" or "Cand.Scient.BJ"?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on September 20, 2013, 02:59:18 AM
So cynic! Looks more like a group of women that really like their significant others!

Plus, a title is a title. I still have by my first-aid course graduation certificate among my papers.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Polysorbate80 on September 20, 2013, 10:46:59 AM
But what kind of husband is First Aid certification going to get you?   :grin:

Besides accident-prone, I guess...


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on September 20, 2013, 02:30:48 PM
Is there also a sandwich-making course?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Polysorbate80 on September 20, 2013, 04:29:26 PM
Is there also a sandwich-making course?

Probably, but don't trust the mayo.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Segoris on September 20, 2013, 07:28:39 PM
Apparently Subway has Subway University, now to find a Russian Subway employee turned post-bride! Or send a post-bride to work at Subway...

Oh, and this too


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on September 21, 2013, 09:45:06 AM
Ok, so there's no ass but that pic is definitely tit oriented! 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Miasma on September 22, 2013, 02:25:05 PM
I'd really like to know what that thing in the background is.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ginaz on September 22, 2013, 02:40:21 PM
Show Us the Dongs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I333hqsRk-Y)

I guess those women never watched the Spartacus series. :awesome_for_real:  Looks like Hodor's Hodor wasn't enough.  If they want to see penis's then I want to see some clits and labias.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on September 23, 2013, 10:20:37 PM
I'd really like to know what that thing in the background is.

I think it's a wicker man.  More NSFW than tits.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on September 24, 2013, 09:06:26 AM
But were they hard dongs?  That's what makes us laugh the most.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on September 28, 2013, 07:47:22 PM
(http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/5004/122796979.58/0_af27c_49fbfdd6_L.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: HaemishM on September 30, 2013, 11:08:40 PM
What is this... I don't even...  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on October 01, 2013, 06:56:25 AM
(http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20130930-3a879.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Severian on October 01, 2013, 11:32:32 PM
What is this... I don't even...  :ye_gods:

It won the New York Asian Film Festival's Audience Award.
So there's that.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: VainEldritch on October 16, 2013, 09:09:15 AM
(http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/5004/122796979.58/0_af27c_49fbfdd6_L.gif)

Unexpected this was, and unfortunate...  :ye_gods:



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Nevermore on October 18, 2013, 02:51:12 PM
Perhaps Japanese porn isn't as weird as we thought! (http://www.coolearth.org/306/news-32/rainforest-news-155/penis-snake-discovered-in-brazil--1806.html)

The url explains it all, so don't complain if you click the link.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: schild on October 18, 2013, 04:07:13 PM
What is this... I don't even...  :ye_gods:

It won the New York Asian Film Festival's Audience Award.
So there's that.


What movie is it?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on October 18, 2013, 04:26:43 PM
It's called Hentai Kamen.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Severian on October 19, 2013, 01:49:11 AM
It's based on an early nineties manga, which you can read online if you google Hentai Kamen manga (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Hentai+Kamen+manga).



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on October 25, 2013, 03:58:13 AM
Japan ass banana. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PgBMQJxYBw)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: schild on October 25, 2013, 02:28:09 PM
Japan ass banana. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PgBMQJxYBw)
God I love Gaki no Tsukai.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on October 28, 2013, 11:16:37 PM
(http://img.pandawhale.com/30871-NSFW-gifs-made-SFW-lol-funny-h-OSpI.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on November 11, 2013, 12:39:30 AM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/Bloodbowl/KoK/MD10/PRE/1384137066828.png)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/daily/16/meme-pad2.png)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on November 13, 2013, 06:44:05 PM
 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on December 12, 2013, 07:43:13 PM
(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/WhyIneveruseChatroulette-15630.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on December 19, 2013, 12:35:22 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417yvluOdrL.jpg)

Carponizer, the erotic cap calendar! Actual, existing product you can order for EUR 18,95 at Amazon (http://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B00F0R83ES/ref=s9_pop_gw_g14_i3/278-1362373-0954654?pf_rd_m=A3JWKAKR8XB7XF&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=1G4VKRM84J80RQEVN11H&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=171793527&pf_rd_i=301128)!  :uhrr: :ye_gods: :grin:

(http://i.imgur.com/KVCMAOw.png)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on December 19, 2013, 09:13:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ha2S17S.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on December 24, 2013, 01:20:26 AM
[edit] LEARN TO READ (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=23804.0)
(http://i.imgur.com/Djk8vgK.jpg)

[edit] Fucking HUGE is BAD


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Miasma on December 24, 2013, 01:12:41 PM
[edit] Fucking HUGE is BAD
THAT WHOLE THING IS BAD!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on January 16, 2014, 07:57:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BN9TtiQ.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Draegan on January 17, 2014, 02:07:47 PM
 :star:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on January 26, 2014, 10:06:40 PM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/71033321/The_Sims%E2%84%A2_3_Island_Paradise_2013-08-21_11-52-52.png)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: SurfD on January 26, 2014, 10:08:50 PM
Who the fuck puts deck chairs in the kitchen?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on January 27, 2014, 01:13:27 AM
Who the fuck puts deck chairs in the kitchen?
Apparently Sims do.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on January 27, 2014, 11:57:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4i1Ehfh.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: HaemishM on January 28, 2014, 11:24:27 AM
That is one disturbing motherfucking image.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: sickrubik on January 28, 2014, 12:47:03 PM
I think that was the porpoise.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on January 28, 2014, 01:41:59 PM
I think that was the porpoise.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/868747/Man-clapping.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 11, 2014, 09:11:36 PM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/tzaero/01/wowsoclass.png)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Fordel on February 12, 2014, 07:40:08 AM
So that's a thing.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Der Helm on February 12, 2014, 09:12:03 AM
Wtf is that ?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on February 12, 2014, 02:12:21 PM
Reverse tentacle rape.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sky on February 12, 2014, 03:51:09 PM
I mean it is kinda T related, but...I don't want to rk up the titty thread.

(http://i.imgur.com/0vbAsuN.png)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: angry.bob on February 13, 2014, 01:27:56 PM
Wtf is that ?

It's the post-death/T-virus transformation version of Rachael Foley from Resident Evil: Revelations, normally referred to as Rachael Ooze. That's kind of a bad picture of her, she normally has much nicer looking boobs. Anyway, the golden colored boot looking thing is her slime covered hair hanging down over her face, while the sock looking thing with a lamprey mouth is standard RE transformation creepy zombie attack crap.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on February 13, 2014, 02:37:24 PM
Wtf is that ?

(http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131025194509/steamtradingcards/images/c/cf/RE_Revelations_Artwork_06.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 13, 2014, 10:13:04 PM
(http://forums.f13.net/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=6304;type=avatar)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on February 14, 2014, 10:03:09 AM
I thought when I saw that creepy mascot that rk47 would be all over that.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on February 15, 2014, 07:11:07 PM
Yeah I really like the bear.
He's got that spark of uniqueness compared to the bland and generic cat and rabbit.
I just laugh when he came on screen.
Slightly awkward yet friendly bear.
(http://forums.f13.net/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=6304;type=avatar) That's the face I make when I read stuff like dis.



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on March 20, 2014, 05:14:15 PM
Culture wars, a bit differently:


(http://i.imgur.com/5xfFq0c.jpg)


Apple, via its iBookstore, refused to publish the novel by Bénédicte Martin, because it's cover (pictured above!). Now the author's publisher, in what is probably a clever viral-marketing move, announced to appeal to the EU Commission (or, more exactly, the Commissioner for Competition, Joaquín Almunia).

I hope something come out out of it. Fuck American prudery! :grin:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Der Helm on March 23, 2014, 12:37:36 AM
Apple, via its iBookstore, refused to publish the novel by Bénédicte Martin, because it's cover (pictured above!).

Pretty sure Amazon is laughing all the way to the bank. (http://www.amazon.com/Ravaged-Raptor-Beast-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00D0EFCD8)  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Merusk on March 23, 2014, 07:57:41 AM
Look, you can have all the stories about werewolves, dinosaurs, mummies, goblins, and sentient cats raping women you want. But GODDAMNIT if you show nipples we're going to ban you.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Strazos on March 24, 2014, 11:44:15 PM
Soooo, that crazy link led me to tripe like this:

http://www.amazon.com/Mounted-by-the-Gryphon/dp/B00IAS1116/ref=pd_sim_b_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=0V7KQEXV4GW2EDPKQWTT (http://www.amazon.com/Mounted-by-the-Gryphon/dp/B00IAS1116/ref=pd_sim_b_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=0V7KQEXV4GW2EDPKQWTT)

Laughing all the way to the bank, indeed...  :uhrr:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: MahrinSkel on March 25, 2014, 12:04:02 AM
Soooo, that crazy link led me to tripe like this:

http://www.amazon.com/Mounted-by-the-Gryphon/dp/B00IAS1116/ref=pd_sim_b_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=0V7KQEXV4GW2EDPKQWTT (http://www.amazon.com/Mounted-by-the-Gryphon/dp/B00IAS1116/ref=pd_sim_b_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=0V7KQEXV4GW2EDPKQWTT)

Laughing all the way to the bank, indeed...  :uhrr:
God, I hope that Christie Sims (http://www.amazon.com/s?_encoding=UTF8&field-author=Christie%20Sims&search-alias=books) (244 titles) and Alara Branwen (http://www.amazon.com/Alara-Branwen/e/B0095BUYAQ/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_2?qid=1395723550&sr=1-2) (255) are actually experiments in AI fiction-writing.  Or a 4chan trolling project run amok.  Anything but actual people.  And if you know they're real, please don't tell us.

--Dave


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on March 25, 2014, 07:03:28 AM
I like the Amazon reviews.  :grin: This is for the one Helm linked:

(http://i.imgur.com/Loic0cX.png)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: CaptainNapkin on March 25, 2014, 08:57:39 AM
But still gave it 2 stars so not a total wash...  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: HaemishM on March 25, 2014, 01:25:03 PM
I've seen a few stories on the dino pr0n eBook market. The author's are real and they sell better than my books. They make me very very sad.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: satael on March 25, 2014, 01:49:38 PM
But still gave it 2 stars so not a total wash...  :awesome_for_real:

Well, he didn't say that he didn't like it, just that it was not really for his five year old  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 25, 2014, 02:34:09 PM
I've seen a few stories on the dino pr0n eBook market. The author's are real and they sell better than my books. They make me very very sad.

Clearly you need to write more inter-species erotica into your work.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on April 13, 2014, 10:24:13 AM
40 cm long dead rat:




That thing started to live in a kitchen of a Swedish family. Pest controller put out the trap seen on the picture. Rat survived it and kept running around until finally suffocating. Reads like a horror story.  :uhrr:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on April 19, 2014, 08:24:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/s7j9vAd.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: K9 on August 25, 2014, 04:58:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/P3K7Mjn.jpg)

Selfie Level: Advanced


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Miasma on August 25, 2014, 06:38:25 PM
An amazing light source and she takes a pic full of shadows, come on.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on August 26, 2014, 02:21:34 PM
More likely to be using the camera to 'check' than take a pic.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Engels on August 26, 2014, 04:26:49 PM
How is this not T&A related? Not that I care overly much.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on August 26, 2014, 05:21:13 PM
Too many dudes on that beach.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on August 26, 2014, 05:40:57 PM
That pic would have been a lot funnier if all the dudes had been staring at her.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on November 11, 2014, 08:51:42 AM
Gelatogate! (© by me) Italian Civil Service Minister Marianna Madia caught eating an ice cone.


(http://i.imgur.com/SisFYEk.png)

Caption:  "She knows how to do it with an ice cream".


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on November 11, 2014, 08:54:46 AM
I've been told that Italy was once a center of learning and enlightenment.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on November 11, 2014, 09:03:09 AM
So were a lot of places.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on November 11, 2014, 10:31:08 AM
I read that Glasgow is a university city.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on November 11, 2014, 01:10:48 PM
Also, a shithole.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Segoris on November 14, 2014, 05:16:40 PM
So, this happened (https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/533099334787952640):

(http://i.imgur.com/i8VAdxd.png)



Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on November 14, 2014, 05:18:40 PM
 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on November 14, 2014, 05:21:36 PM
Never ever EVER trust user input.  Noobs.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Paelos on November 14, 2014, 05:33:53 PM
Ah Patriots, fuck those guys.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: HaemishM on November 14, 2014, 08:28:29 PM
Couldn't have happened to a bigger set of assholes.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: schild on November 16, 2014, 11:12:27 PM
I mean, news outlets have been quoting /u/I_RAPE_CATS for like a year now. Sooooooooo


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on November 27, 2014, 04:46:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vdirH5c.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on November 27, 2014, 06:00:23 PM
 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on November 27, 2014, 06:28:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/foVwy.jpg)

CAN'T.STOP.LAFFING. HAHAHAHAHAAH


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lantyssa on November 27, 2014, 06:53:02 PM
:ye_gods:
What's really sad is it's damn good work, wasted on :ye_gods:...


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: penfold on November 28, 2014, 06:18:36 PM
A life of long sleeves awaits her and that star.




Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: NowhereMan on November 29, 2014, 10:08:19 AM
Rk that picture's fantastic, who would let their kid wear a Superman cape for a family pic?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on November 30, 2014, 01:27:17 AM

Kinda gross.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on December 06, 2014, 01:08:54 AM
I laughed even though that's gotta be the worst way you can slap someone.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Draegan on May 09, 2015, 10:47:46 PM
Nope


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on May 09, 2015, 10:55:30 PM
(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/blow_it_up_ugly_americans.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: pxib on May 10, 2015, 05:38:04 PM
Early hand-cranked vibrators. (http://www.vibratormuseum.com/handcrank/)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 11, 2015, 02:19:53 PM
I think those are actually old fashioned egg beaters.  At least that's what I've decided to believe.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Yegolev on May 11, 2015, 03:35:52 PM
Very much so.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: veredus on May 11, 2015, 07:40:19 PM
Depends on how deep you go I guess.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Pennilenko on May 11, 2015, 10:02:29 PM
Depends on how deep you go I guess.
:rimshot:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Samwise on May 12, 2015, 12:46:27 AM
Depends on how deep you go I guess.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40386/Macros/orson_clapping.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: NowhereMan on May 12, 2015, 07:44:27 AM
I think those are actually old fashioned egg beaters.  At least that's what I've decided to believe.

Nope those would be genuine Victoria era home vibrators. Fun fact: Vibrators were originally invented as a medical device as doctors found that the manual massage required to induce 'hysterical paroxysms' (a cure for 'wandering womb syndrome' that cause women to be moody, irrational, etc.) was quite time consuming and tiring. The vibrator was I believe the second home electrical device sold after the vacum cleaner.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: angry.bob on May 12, 2015, 10:43:53 AM
doctors found that the manual massage required to induce 'hysterical paroxysms' (a cure for 'wandering womb syndrome' that cause women to be moody, irrational, etc.) was quite time consuming and tiring.

The Road to Wellville had that "manual massage" as a part of the plot. That was a really underrated movie.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on May 12, 2015, 11:37:43 AM
Egg beaters.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: rk47 on May 13, 2015, 07:21:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8HAhYtz.jpg)
(http://funnyand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Real-Men-Love.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: HaemishM on May 15, 2015, 11:40:42 AM
NO.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on October 11, 2015, 04:01:40 PM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/be34910300f968fa449dccbcd7974bb7/tumblr_nue9ofTcyH1ug49wio1_500.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Jimbo on October 15, 2015, 12:39:48 PM
My latest gal almost sent me to the ER for her thigh muscles! That is awesome!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on October 16, 2015, 09:48:55 AM
I don't think that's a girl. 


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: 01101010 on October 16, 2015, 10:42:21 AM
I don't think that's a girl. 

It is... that is Kortney Olson.  :drillf:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on October 19, 2015, 11:20:12 AM


(https://i.imgur.com/UMDEyEk.jpg)

Made by her husband. See below:



(https://i.imgur.com/PeQifWQ.jpg)

The sweet couple (no sarcasm!) is from Reading, UK. Should be easy to guess what their job is.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: MahrinSkel on October 19, 2015, 11:52:40 AM

The sweet couple (no sarcasm!) is from Reading, UK. Should be easy to guess what their job is.
Paisley farming?

--Dave


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Engels on October 28, 2015, 04:13:10 PM
I'm just gonna leave this here (http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sir T on October 28, 2015, 06:26:43 PM
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air sure changed since I last saw it.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on October 28, 2015, 07:09:49 PM
I'm just gonna leave this here (http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW)

A 100+ tweet story about some (quote) "white bitch at hooters"?  Eh...no, thanks.  :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: patience on November 01, 2015, 04:47:50 AM
I'm just gonna leave this here (http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW)

A 100+ tweet story about some (quote) "white bitch at hooters"?  Eh...no, thanks.  :oh_i_see:

You're missing out. The story is a hoot and the prose elevates it into awesome territory.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: brellium on November 01, 2015, 07:16:41 AM
I'm just gonna leave this here (http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW)

A 100+ tweet story about some (quote) "white bitch at hooters"?  Eh...no, thanks.  :oh_i_see:

You're missing out. The story is a hoot and the prose elevates it into awesome territory.
WOWOWOWOWOWOW


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Rendakor on November 04, 2015, 08:46:21 AM
That was a long read but hilarious.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on November 04, 2015, 09:09:11 AM
I want my time back.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: NowhereMan on November 06, 2015, 08:01:54 AM
I want my time back.


Practising for the upcoming wedding anniversary?  :grin:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on January 20, 2016, 05:25:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fk6u5g0.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: HaemishM on January 20, 2016, 10:11:53 PM
I don't even know where to begin with that.  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: jgsugden on January 21, 2016, 01:14:10 PM
I don't even know where to begin with that.  :ye_gods:
Probably the boobs.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 21, 2016, 06:57:48 PM
You can really tell when they use practical effects, so much more realistic.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Severian on January 22, 2016, 09:16:34 PM
Funky Forest: The First Contact, I saw it on the big screen.
Enjoy the full scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFVC_Ktge7Y#t=90m54s


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: HaemishM on January 22, 2016, 10:31:51 PM
I still don't even understand what the fuck I just watched.  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Soln on January 22, 2016, 10:40:26 PM
Very Mighty Boosh.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: grebo on January 30, 2016, 11:50:57 PM
I made it until the girl was pulling the furry suit guy's "tail".  Then I couldn't believe I was only halfway through it.

Guitar brother dances like crap.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Evildrider on April 01, 2016, 10:17:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/A9MSf9j.gif)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on January 06, 2017, 01:45:22 PM
Do you like Computers, Women and Bondage?

Yugoslavian computer magazine Racunari has you covered:


(https://i.imgur.com/5RaWmHK.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/COE0Agw.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/fjHCc1A.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/wM6IR91.jpg)
http://flashbak.com/yugoslavian-computer-magazine-cover-girls-of-the-1980s-90s-370271/

 :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on April 02, 2017, 03:27:28 PM
Sorry to bring politics into this but:

(https://i.redd.it/oejv2h4hq5py.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Sir T on April 03, 2017, 12:01:36 PM
But... I don't see the beans...


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Signe on April 03, 2017, 05:03:01 PM
I think they're under that black bar.


Title: Re: Funny picture thread
Post by: rk47 on June 19, 2017, 07:05:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wz9y1tw.gif)


Title: Re: Funny picture thread
Post by: Samwise on June 19, 2017, 07:12:03 PM
I knew, as soon as I saw that rk had posted something with an octopus in it, that it was going to be bad.

I was still not prepared.  Also I think I'm just gonna go ahead and migrate that over to the RK thread now.   :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on June 20, 2017, 12:49:28 AM
Election, you lost me when the dogs penis looked like a little dog itself, with face and all. That was too much. :why_so_serious:

Edit: RK not electon, autocorrect on phone!


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Mandella on June 20, 2017, 01:54:24 AM
Ruh Roh!

 :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: slog on July 07, 2017, 04:13:11 PM
I've posted her before, but I'm sure you won't mind. 
(Mod may want to resize because I can't get the tag to work today)

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/e1bcbc174dfb6508107a9be395e52431/tumblr_osiqufeDpE1v1wvcuo1_1280.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on July 08, 2017, 12:40:44 AM
Wrong thread, bubba.


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: jgsugden on July 08, 2017, 03:43:25 AM
Wrong thread, bubba.
But animated dog screwing a squid is right at home.  I guess technically neither is a T or A....


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: TheWalrus on July 08, 2017, 02:09:51 PM
It's an octopus.  :grin:


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: calapine on September 03, 2017, 05:54:31 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI0rNhyXcAE3YeD.jpg)


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Ironwood on September 04, 2017, 03:31:00 AM
The Joy of Reading ?


Title: Re: NSFW stuff (not T&A related)
Post by: Polysorbate80 on September 04, 2017, 09:44:22 AM
Fifty Shades of Gray?