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Reply #700 on: November 01, 2015, 02:47:50 AM


A 100+ tweet story about some (quote) "white bitch at hooters"?  Eh...no, thanks.  Ohhhhh, I see.

You're missing out. The story is a hoot and the prose elevates it into awesome territory.

OP is assuming its somewhat of a design-goal of eve to make players happy.
this is however not the case.
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Reply #701 on: November 01, 2015, 05:16:41 AM


A 100+ tweet story about some (quote) "white bitch at hooters"?  Eh...no, thanks.  Ohhhhh, I see.

You're missing out. The story is a hoot and the prose elevates it into awesome territory.
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Reply #702 on: November 04, 2015, 06:46:21 AM

That was a long read but hilarious.

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Reply #703 on: November 04, 2015, 07:09:11 AM

I want my time back.

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Reply #704 on: November 06, 2015, 06:01:54 AM

I want my time back.


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Reply #705 on: January 20, 2016, 03:25:43 PM

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Reply #706 on: January 20, 2016, 08:11:53 PM

I don't even know where to begin with that.  ACK!

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Reply #707 on: January 21, 2016, 11:14:10 AM

I don't even know where to begin with that.  ACK!
Probably the boobs.

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Reply #708 on: January 21, 2016, 04:57:48 PM

You can really tell when they use practical effects, so much more realistic.

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Reply #709 on: January 22, 2016, 07:16:34 PM

Funky Forest: The First Contact, I saw it on the big screen.
Enjoy the full scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFVC_Ktge7Y#t=90m54s
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Reply #710 on: January 22, 2016, 08:31:51 PM

I still don't even understand what the fuck I just watched.  ACK!

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Reply #711 on: January 22, 2016, 08:40:26 PM

Very Mighty Boosh.
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Reply #712 on: January 30, 2016, 09:50:57 PM

I made it until the girl was pulling the furry suit guy's "tail".  Then I couldn't believe I was only halfway through it.

Guitar brother dances like crap.

Why don't you try our other games?
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Reply #713 on: April 01, 2016, 08:17:37 PM

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Reply #714 on: January 06, 2017, 11:45:22 AM

Do you like Computers, Women and Bondage?

Yugoslavian computer magazine Racunari has you covered:




http://flashbak.com/yugoslavian-computer-magazine-cover-girls-of-the-1980s-90s-370271/

 why so serious?

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Reply #715 on: April 02, 2017, 01:27:28 PM

Sorry to bring politics into this but:


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Reply #716 on: April 03, 2017, 10:01:36 AM

But... I don't see the beans...

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Reply #717 on: April 03, 2017, 03:03:01 PM

I think they're under that black bar.

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Reply #718 on: June 19, 2017, 05:05:32 PM


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Reply #719 on: June 19, 2017, 05:12:03 PM

I knew, as soon as I saw that rk had posted something with an octopus in it, that it was going to be bad.

I was still not prepared.  Also I think I'm just gonna go ahead and migrate that over to the RK thread now.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #720 on: June 19, 2017, 10:49:28 PM

Election, you lost me when the dogs penis looked like a little dog itself, with face and all. That was too much. why so serious?

Edit: RK not electon, autocorrect on phone!
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Reply #721 on: June 19, 2017, 11:54:24 PM

Ruh Roh!

 awesome, for real
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Reply #722 on: July 07, 2017, 02:13:11 PM

I've posted her before, but I'm sure you won't mind. 
(Mod may want to resize because I can't get the tag to work today)


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Reply #723 on: July 07, 2017, 10:40:44 PM

Wrong thread, bubba.

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Reply #724 on: July 08, 2017, 01:43:25 AM

Wrong thread, bubba.
But animated dog screwing a squid is right at home.  I guess technically neither is a T or A....

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Reply #725 on: July 08, 2017, 12:09:51 PM

It's an octopus.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #726 on: September 03, 2017, 03:54:31 PM


Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Reply #727 on: September 04, 2017, 01:31:00 AM

The Joy of Reading ?

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Reply #728 on: September 04, 2017, 07:44:22 AM

Fifty Shades of Gray?

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Reply #729 on: April 05, 2018, 11:11:27 PM

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Reply #730 on: April 06, 2018, 07:36:54 AM

nunga?

brb

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Nunga is a term of self-reference for many of the Aboriginal peoples of southern South Australia.

australia the british criminals have a spotty history with their indians also, eh?
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Reply #731 on: April 06, 2018, 09:14:56 AM

Smoo  awesome, for real

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Reply #732 on: April 06, 2018, 02:52:39 PM

Why does Horny-Hornbag qualify for an "etc."?

Nunga is a weird inclusion, perhaps to do with something that was going on at the time. It's not one of the offensive words about Aboriginal people. It's a bit like saying Sioux - there are many tribal groups in one region that can call themselves Nungas.
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Reply #733 on: April 06, 2018, 07:10:40 PM

What the fuck is a smoo?

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Reply #734 on: April 06, 2018, 11:20:54 PM

What the fuck is a smoo?
In Old Norse, it meant 'Cleft' or 'Hole'. But I wasn't aware it had been preserved as a slang term anywhere.

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