NSFW stuff (not T&A related)

[Signe]

So what is this?  You can charge your vibrator with your iPhone?  Or do you charge your iPhone with your vibrator?  Or are they doing it?  I don't know what it is because I wouldn't click on the facebook advert!  But it's pervy, right?

[Selby]

So what is this?  You can charge your vibrator with your iPhone?  Or do you charge your iPhone with your vibrator?  Or are they doing it?  I don't know what it is because I wouldn't click on the facebook advert!  But it's pervy, right?

Your iPhone plays music and your vibrator vibrates to the beat.

[Signe]

Srsly?  That's not true.  Right?

[pxib]

iBrator

[Bzalthek]

While I think your taste in vibrators is pretty art deco sheik, these are, unfortunately, portable battery packs.

http://www.powerocks.com/a/p/1/2011/0921/20.html

[Signe]

Except for Bzalthek, you guys suck.   

[Lakov_Sanite]

Also I like to think it'd be called "iBrate"

[TheWalrus]

In other news, I'll be creating a new vibrator that pulses along with the beat from your iPhone. 

[Hammond]

To late they already made one that runs over wifi (are you surprised)

http://www.ohmibod.com/wireless-vibrators/better-than-chocolate.php

[Selby]

Yeah, that particular item isn't one but vibrators that plug into your iPod for music have been out for at least 4-5 years...  Ones that work off of wifi sound like a better plan to me ;-)

[Signe]

Every time I come here I learn something new that I don't want to know.

[apocrypha]

Ones that work off of wifi sound like a better plan to me ;-)

A securely attached cable can be very useful for retrieval.

[penfold]

The Fakku April Fools joke was a good one, especially seeing the impact it is still having in May...



http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1bijiq/i_personally_think_that_fakku_hentai_site_had_the/

[rk47]

 

[Bzalthek]

The Fakku April Fools joke was a good one, especially seeing the impact it is still having in May...


http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1bijiq/i_personally_think_that_fakku_hentai_site_had_the/

Hah!  Vindicated!

Anyone know an antidote for a Zoloft overdose?

[Pennilenko]

Hah!  Vindicated!

Anyone know an antidote for a Zoloft overdose?

Meth.

[rk47]

but we were so close to WW3...DAMN YOU .  DAMMMMN YOU PENFOLD!

[TheWalrus]

What happened to the Human Torch up there? I know all of his hair is gone, but how badly was he fucked up?

[Pennilenko]

What happened to the Human Torch up there? I know all of his hair is gone, but how badly was he fucked up?

If he held his breath some serious to mild burns. If he inhaled in a panic then severe burns in his lungs making breathing difficult to impossible.

[rk47]

I'll graft his skin if he needs to. Don't worry.

[Evildrider]

[Ragnoros]

NO! Never triangle face, I hate triangle face!

[Margalis]

Love that movie. Don't understand why critics hated it so much. I mean, even if you don't like the movie as a whole, there are a lot of bits that just undeniably work. How can you not smile when Portman obviously tries not to crack up while talking about the burning in her beaver?

I feel the same about Scary Movie 2. My theory is that when a movie has toilet humor, dick jokes etc it's very hard for some people to get past that and see the parts that work better. These movies have a lot of puerile humor that I'm generally not a huge fan of, but they also have a lot of stuff that is great if you can get past that.

[01101010]

Whheeeee....

NO.

[Lakov_Sanite]

Love that movie. Don't understand why critics hated it so much. I mean, even if you don't like the movie as a whole, there are a lot of bits that just undeniably work. How can you not smile when Portman obviously tries not to crack up while talking about the burning in her beaver?

I feel the same about Scary Movie 2. My theory is that when a movie has toilet humor, dick jokes etc it's very hard for some people to get past that and see the parts that work better. These movies have a lot of puerile humor that I'm generally not a huge fan of, but they also have a lot of stuff that is great if you can get past that.

Scary movie 2 was ALMOST great. I think the overall storyline fell a bit flat and they were already drifting into the territory of "too many puns"  but Chris Elliot? Fantastic.  I too really liked Your Highness, I'm actually sad it did so poorly because it well a well made parody movie but since it didn't I don't think budgets for these things will ever be very big.

[Rendakor]

I though Scary Movie 2 was awful, and I generally like parody movies (SM1, Not Another Teen Movie, Your Highness).

[Margalis]

I think a lot of the hate for Your Highness comes from critics liking David Gordon Green's earlier boring shit indie stuff and thinking that goofy comedies are beneath him and that he should go back to making movies about gay cowboys eating pudding.

Also I assume they simply didn't get a lot of the jokes, for example all the stuff involving the importance of quests, the formal rules of questing, just using the word "quest" over and over, etc.

[Merusk]

I found this in my .gif folder. Seems right up RK's alley.

[rk47]

mmmm

[Shannow]

Overachiever.

[rk47]

Meanwhile, in Brazil...





source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/there-is-a-brazilian-mascot-for-testicular-cancer-named-mr-b

[ghost]

Harr. 



That's fucking hysterical.

[Sky]

In the band days that was known as a jar of mayonnaise.

[Evildrider]

[01101010]

Why?