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Signe
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Reply #420 on: May 05, 2013, 09:05:16 AM



So what is this?  You can charge your vibrator with your iPhone?  Or do you charge your iPhone with your vibrator?  Or are they doing it?  I don't know what it is because I wouldn't click on the facebook advert!  But it's pervy, right?

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Reply #421 on: May 05, 2013, 09:13:50 AM

So what is this?  You can charge your vibrator with your iPhone?  Or do you charge your iPhone with your vibrator?  Or are they doing it?  I don't know what it is because I wouldn't click on the facebook advert!  But it's pervy, right?
Your iPhone plays music and your vibrator vibrates to the beat.
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Reply #422 on: May 05, 2013, 09:29:36 AM

Srsly?  That's not true.  Right?

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Reply #423 on: May 05, 2013, 10:16:02 AM

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Reply #424 on: May 05, 2013, 11:06:13 AM

While I think your taste in vibrators is pretty art deco sheik, these are, unfortunately, portable battery packs.

http://www.powerocks.com/a/p/1/2011/0921/20.html

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Reply #425 on: May 05, 2013, 11:59:40 AM

Except for Bzalthek, you guys suck.   ACK!

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Reply #426 on: May 05, 2013, 12:07:47 PM

Also I like to think it'd be called "iBrate"

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Reply #427 on: May 05, 2013, 01:47:43 PM

In other news, I'll be creating a new vibrator that pulses along with the beat from your iPhone.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #428 on: May 05, 2013, 02:10:08 PM

To late they already made one that runs over wifi (are you surprised)

http://www.ohmibod.com/wireless-vibrators/better-than-chocolate.php
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Reply #429 on: May 05, 2013, 05:22:35 PM

Yeah, that particular item isn't one but vibrators that plug into your iPod for music have been out for at least 4-5 years...  Ones that work off of wifi sound like a better plan to me ;-)
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Reply #430 on: May 05, 2013, 05:35:28 PM

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Reply #431 on: May 06, 2013, 04:03:46 AM

Ones that work off of wifi sound like a better plan to me ;-)

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Reply #432 on: May 06, 2013, 04:30:58 PM

The Fakku April Fools joke was a good one, especially seeing the impact it is still having in May...



http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1bijiq/i_personally_think_that_fakku_hentai_site_had_the/
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Reply #433 on: May 06, 2013, 06:43:49 PM

 Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #434 on: May 06, 2013, 07:38:58 PM

The Fakku April Fools joke was a good one, especially seeing the impact it is still having in May...


http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1bijiq/i_personally_think_that_fakku_hentai_site_had_the/

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Reply #435 on: May 06, 2013, 07:44:35 PM



Hah!  Vindicated!

Anyone know an antidote for a Zoloft overdose?

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Reply #436 on: May 06, 2013, 08:24:56 PM

but we were so close to WW3...DAMN YOU .  DAMMMMN YOU PENFOLD!

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Reply #437 on: May 06, 2013, 11:00:30 PM

What happened to the Human Torch up there? I know all of his hair is gone, but how badly was he fucked up?

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Reply #438 on: May 06, 2013, 11:17:11 PM

What happened to the Human Torch up there? I know all of his hair is gone, but how badly was he fucked up?

If he held his breath some serious to mild burns. If he inhaled in a panic then severe burns in his lungs making breathing difficult to impossible.

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Reply #439 on: May 07, 2013, 01:10:54 AM

I'll graft his skin if he needs to. Don't worry.


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Reply #440 on: May 07, 2013, 01:21:04 AM

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Reply #441 on: May 08, 2013, 01:36:53 AM

NO! Never triangle face, I hate triangle face!

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Reply #442 on: May 08, 2013, 03:26:30 AM

Love that movie. Don't understand why critics hated it so much. I mean, even if you don't like the movie as a whole, there are a lot of bits that just undeniably work. How can you not smile when Portman obviously tries not to crack up while talking about the burning in her beaver?

I feel the same about Scary Movie 2. My theory is that when a movie has toilet humor, dick jokes etc it's very hard for some people to get past that and see the parts that work better. These movies have a lot of puerile humor that I'm generally not a huge fan of, but they also have a lot of stuff that is great if you can get past that.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 03:29:58 AM by Margalis »

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Reply #443 on: May 08, 2013, 05:40:12 AM



Whheeeee....

NO.

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Reply #444 on: May 08, 2013, 06:19:46 AM

Love that movie. Don't understand why critics hated it so much. I mean, even if you don't like the movie as a whole, there are a lot of bits that just undeniably work. How can you not smile when Portman obviously tries not to crack up while talking about the burning in her beaver?

I feel the same about Scary Movie 2. My theory is that when a movie has toilet humor, dick jokes etc it's very hard for some people to get past that and see the parts that work better. These movies have a lot of puerile humor that I'm generally not a huge fan of, but they also have a lot of stuff that is great if you can get past that.

Scary movie 2 was ALMOST great. I think the overall storyline fell a bit flat and they were already drifting into the territory of "too many puns"  but Chris Elliot? Fantastic.  I too really liked Your Highness, I'm actually sad it did so poorly because it well a well made parody movie but since it didn't I don't think budgets for these things will ever be very big.

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Reply #445 on: May 08, 2013, 05:58:37 PM

I though Scary Movie 2 was awful, and I generally like parody movies (SM1, Not Another Teen Movie, Your Highness).

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Reply #446 on: May 08, 2013, 09:47:33 PM

I think a lot of the hate for Your Highness comes from critics liking David Gordon Green's earlier boring shit indie stuff and thinking that goofy comedies are beneath him and that he should go back to making movies about gay cowboys eating pudding.

Also I assume they simply didn't get a lot of the jokes, for example all the stuff involving the importance of quests, the formal rules of questing, just using the word "quest" over and over, etc.

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Reply #447 on: May 09, 2013, 07:25:05 PM

I found this in my .gif folder. Seems right up RK's alley.



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Reply #448 on: May 09, 2013, 09:02:00 PM

mmmm

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Reply #449 on: May 10, 2013, 11:41:01 AM

Overachiever.

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Reply #450 on: May 15, 2013, 07:57:44 AM


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Reply #451 on: May 15, 2013, 09:02:38 AM

Harr. 



That's fucking hysterical.
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Reply #452 on: May 15, 2013, 09:32:14 AM

In the band days that was known as a jar of mayonnaise.
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Reply #453 on: May 16, 2013, 02:43:45 PM

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Reply #454 on: May 16, 2013, 02:45:40 PM

Why?  swamp poop

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