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Topic: Fantasy Football 2009 (Read 52879 times)
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HaemishM
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Or that TO would break like what, 180 game streak of catching the ball?
That question has 2 answers: Buffalo Bills and Trent Edwards. |
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Nebu
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You need to add TO. He has had some problem holding onto the ball as well.
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Paelos
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This week is the one I knew I'd lose. Both RBs on a bye, my other D on a bye so I have to play Seattle v. Indy (ugh), and I forgot to switch Tony Gonzalez out on a bye for Dallas Clark because the game started so early. So, fuck.  |
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Murgos
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Well, there goes my perfect record. Kind of expected when you leave 30 points on the bench and your starting QB gets... 3. Well, there is still a chance to pull it out, all I need to ~25 points from a rookie wideout and an slightly better than average D. Hey, it could happen.  |
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HaemishM
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All hail ME, who started Mark Sanchez for his whopping NEGATIVE 2 FUCKING POINTS. Is 32 points an all-time low score for fantasy football? The worst part? Had I started Gates and Rivers instead of Winslow and Sanchez, I'd have FUCKING WON by 20 points. Seriously, what the fuck? When did New Orleans get a defense and when did the Steelers lose theirs?
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Rasix
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You benched Rivers and Gates? Did you have a stroke or just forget that Head'N'Shoulders was still out?
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HaemishM
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Total fucking brain fart, really. I expected the New Orleans and Washington D to be softer than the Steelers even with Polamalu out. Oddly enough, I chose Rivers for the JV league.
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shiznitz
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Utter embarrassment from my team, although there wasn't much I could do.
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I have never played WoW.
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Paelos
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This last weekend was total suck on all fronts for me as a sports fan. I'm going to forget it happened and move on.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Dont forget to sub your byes.
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Paelos
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I need Brees to have a wicked day against the Giants. GO SAINTS! |
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Bungee
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I need Brees to have a wicked day against the Giants. GO SAINTS! There you go. |
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Murgos
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Hey, Nebu, if you aren't going to play Brady & Welker can I have them?  |
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Rasix
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That's only 80 points on the bench.
I'll laugh if I end up winning in this league and losing in the other where I have Brady. Doesn't help that I couldn't fill 2 roster spots in the JV league.
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Nebu
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Hey, Nebu, if you aren't going to play Brady & Welker can I have them? Brady and Welker were playing in a snowstorm. I figured that Eli would be in a shootout with Brees in his hometown (in a dome) and that Burleson would do well with Hasselbach in the lineup. I was wrong. It happens. |
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« Last Edit: October 19, 2009, 08:21:24 AM by Nebu »
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Rasix
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I think they're safe bets from now on. But then again, the Titans are playing like they want Fisher fired.
This may be my worst FF line up ever.
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HaemishM
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It cannot possibly be any worse than my goddamn lineup, which somehow managed to win with only 51 points. Holy shit, did the auto draft fuck me royally.
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Trippy
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I think they're safe bets from now on. But then again, the Titans are playing like they want Fisher fired.
It's really amazing how badly the Titans are doing considered they started the season only missing 2 of the starters from last, though obviously one of the missing people is a biggie in Albert Haynesworth. |
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It cannot possibly be any worse than my goddamn lineup, which somehow managed to win with only 51 points. Holy shit, did the auto draft fuck me royally.
On behalf of my schizophrenically terrible team, you are welcome. |
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Paelos
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I think they're safe bets from now on. But then again, the Titans are playing like they want Fisher fired.
It's really amazing how badly the Titans are doing considered they started the season only missing 2 of the starters from last, though obviously one of the missing people is a biggie in Albert Haynesworth. I've never seen a team look like they tried less in one game. It was like they looked at the snow, Tom Brady, and just said "Screw it, let's make our coaching staff look like douchebags." |
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El Gallo
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I'm going to win the title while scoring the fewest overall points in the league.
There should be an achievement for that.
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Paelos
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I'm going to win the title while scoring the fewest overall points in the league.
There should be an achievement for that.
The Kevin Federline award? |
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MrHat
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Of course Haem puts up 80+ points the week he's playing me.
Ugh.
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Paelos
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Also, WTF CARSON PALMER!?!?! Palmer puts up 40+ against me when he's barely over 100 points in 6 weeks, and Drew Brees who has been lighting up the screen on my side is at FUCKING ZERO right now.  |
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« Last Edit: October 25, 2009, 03:43:30 PM by Paelos »
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Abagadro
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If I get 115 points and lose because of Ricky freaking Williams I will have to sepuku.
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HaemishM
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Of course Haem puts up 80+ points the week he's playing me.
Ugh.
It's McNabb's points vs. Portis tonight for our game. If you don't win, I will be hugely surprised. |
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Paelos
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I need Santana Moss to play better than he has all year, have Washington commit no turnovers, and have them put up 35+ points on the Eagles.
I BELIEVE, DAMMIT!
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Nebu
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I think I have 6 or 7 players on BYE this week. I blame myself for not drafting around this. Should make for an interesting weekend.
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El Gallo
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I cannot believe Ricky Williams did not carry me to victory.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Of course Haem puts up 80+ points the week he's playing me.
Ugh.
It's McNabb's points vs. Portis tonight for our game. If you don't win, I will be hugely surprised.  Hehe. Good show. |
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murdoc
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Aaaaaand... Matt Schaub and his highest total points for all players takes me into first place.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Nebu
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Aaaaaand... Matt Schaub and his highest total points for all players takes me into first place.
That and my being an idiot last week. |
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Sauced
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Man, being a Bears fan and having my Bat Country opponent starting Benson and Ochocinco made Sunday so fuckin' awesome I can't even describe it.
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HaemishM
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Motherfucking Portis on Motherfucking Washington - how do you not put up 100 yards a game with Portis on that team? I realize Jason Campbell couldn't throw his back out, but holy shit, there's no reason this Skins team shouldn't be able to put together a fucking running game. Cooley's out probably for the season (broken tibia)? Yeah, this team might be lucky to eke another win all season. Maybe if they go without a cap next year, Synder can shitcan the whole team and play a minor league roster since there will be no minimum floor for salaries as well. Then he can take all that money he saved with Geico and buy a fucking clue.
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Rasix
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I appreciate the attention but.. have I ever accepted a trade in any FF league?
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