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Reply #70 on: August 28, 2008, 10:32:11 PM

Lacuna Coil is one of the best gothic metal / operatic female vocals bands.

Definitely, although I'm more a fan of:



(Tarja Turunen, ex-vocalist for Nightwish)

or



(Liv Kristine, vocalist for Leaves' Eyes)

Cristina Scabbia totally takes it on looks front, and this is the T&A thread after all awesome, for real.

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Reply #71 on: August 28, 2008, 11:38:13 PM

Some crazy chick I met recently. She's a mess.

Hopefully, I've defined NSFW here.  Ohhhhh, I see.

# plox.

Believe me when i say "it's probably not a good idea". and i'm usually all for bad ideas.  why so serious?
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Reply #72 on: August 28, 2008, 11:43:17 PM

I think she looks respectably skanky. Like art, painted with a paintbrush stuck in a whore's vag.
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Reply #73 on: August 29, 2008, 12:20:23 AM

You would be correct. Respectable skankiness is what makes her dangerous.

Also, she's a bondage freak. She "binges" on weak souls. You don't want it.
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Reply #74 on: August 29, 2008, 12:24:30 AM

More like she binges on "daddy loved me too much" if you're picking up what i'm puttin down.
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Reply #75 on: August 29, 2008, 12:25:53 AM

I don't know.. She does brag about her dad, I know that.
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Reply #76 on: August 29, 2008, 03:32:45 AM


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Reply #77 on: August 29, 2008, 07:14:07 AM

Page 2 taught me that the first girl in Stu's post doesn't know to let a Guinness settle before drinking and some underwear models don't cut the tags out before posing.

I approve of the Mary-Louise Parker pic. Yay mexican mayor getting those boobs out recently.

Stray's chick reminds me of a lot of detrius in my past. Lots of fun, those types.
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Reply #78 on: August 29, 2008, 09:09:34 AM

Yeah, Mary-Louise is hot. Forgot to show my approval (we should make a MILF thread btw)

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Reply #79 on: August 29, 2008, 10:59:30 AM

She's not that hot, but she does bring beer!

EDIT: Bah I killed some sod's photobucket. Will rehost/repost.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2008, 06:04:52 PM by squirrel »

Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Reply #80 on: August 29, 2008, 12:37:56 PM

Page 2 taught me that the first girl in Stu's post doesn't know to let a Guinness settle before drinking and some underwear models don't cut the tags out before posing.


Maybe someone just poured it for her. I don't think she's had any yet. Doesn't make me want Gemma Atkinson's vagoo any less.

I noticed the tags. They must be itchy.

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Reply #81 on: August 29, 2008, 01:27:09 PM

Maybe someone just poured it for her. I don't think she's had any yet. Doesn't make me want Gemma Atkinson's vagoo any less.
Lip residue, facial expression = she just took a swig of a settling Guinness. That can get you burned at the stake in some parts.
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Reply #82 on: August 29, 2008, 01:28:53 PM

Page 2 taught me that the first girl in Stu's post doesn't know to let a Guinness settle before drinking and some underwear models don't cut the tags out before posing.


Maybe someone just poured it for her. I don't think she's had any yet. Doesn't make me want Gemma Atkinson's vagoo any less.

I noticed the tags. They must be itchy.
Maybe she poured it herself

Yes, I did google for guinness and babe.
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Reply #83 on: August 29, 2008, 06:39:48 PM

Jewel Staite - just cause she was mentioned and I think she looks uber-cute in this pic.

Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Reply #84 on: August 29, 2008, 07:45:13 PM



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Reply #85 on: August 29, 2008, 08:58:35 PM

Jewel Staite - just cause she was mentioned and I think she looks uber-cute in this pic.


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Reply #86 on: August 29, 2008, 09:30:06 PM






I think I've watched Casino Royale 4 times on Satellite in the last month.

Nothing tops a little Vesper Lynd.


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Reply #87 on: August 29, 2008, 11:38:47 PM

Nothing tops a little Vesper Lynd.
Except for maybe Eve Green in The Dreamers awesome, for real
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Reply #88 on: August 30, 2008, 12:25:01 AM

Lacuna Coil is one of the best gothic metal / operatic female vocals bands.

Definitely, although I'm more a fan of:

(Tarja Turunen, ex-vocalist for Nightwish)

or

(Liv Kristine, vocalist for Leaves' Eyes)

Cristina Scabbia totally takes it on looks front, and this is the T&A thread after all awesome, for real.

Since we're going there...



Brody Dalle, former lead singer of The Distillers.



Grog, lead singer with Die So Fluid.



Els Pynoo, lead singer with Vive la Fête.



Sharleen Spiteri, lead singer with Texas.

And since we've had Tarja and Christina Scabbia, we'd better have:



Simone Simons, lead singer with Epica.

and



Sharon den Adel, lead singer with Within Temptation.

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Reply #89 on: August 30, 2008, 12:31:33 AM

All your girls are lead singers.  Where are the hot musicians?
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Reply #90 on: August 30, 2008, 02:03:27 AM

The instruments tend to get in the way of their tits, so there are fewer pictures suitable for this thread.

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Reply #91 on: August 30, 2008, 02:58:53 AM

That last girl is not like the others.

Also, Els Pynoo could pass for an MGS 4 beauty in that particular photo. Like Laughing Octopus. But here we'll call here Euphoric Sexpot.
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Reply #92 on: August 30, 2008, 09:32:57 AM


Brody Dalle, former lead singer of The Distillers.

Grog, lead singer with Die So Fluid.


Come for the T&A, stay for the music. Thanks Righ. Those two seriously ruled.  I'm still trying to find a sexy picture of Anisa Romero from Sky Cries Mary, but she aparently hides from the camera. A lot.

So, I will have to make due with a Liz Phair picture :P


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Reply #93 on: August 30, 2008, 10:02:02 AM

Although I'm enjoying the selection so far... This thread needs more Jessica Alba





and Grace Park



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Reply #94 on: August 30, 2008, 10:07:30 AM

Why is she wearing two pairs of pants ?

That's just stupid.

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Reply #95 on: August 30, 2008, 10:39:34 AM

Why is she wearing two pairs of pants ?

That's just stupid.

One for her striptease dance, and the other to remove with your teeth?


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Reply #96 on: August 31, 2008, 11:14:01 AM

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Reply #97 on: August 31, 2008, 11:56:46 AM

He's a mole!

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Reply #98 on: August 31, 2008, 02:11:05 PM

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Reply #99 on: August 31, 2008, 02:57:10 PM



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Reply #100 on: August 31, 2008, 04:04:15 PM

I'm gonna risk saying something that will get me yelled at.

Jessica Alba does not turn me on at all.

I don't think I've seen her smile in a "candid" photo EVER. She is always glaring like someone just told her something offensive.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #101 on: August 31, 2008, 04:52:03 PM

Me neither.

I watched 5 minutes of "Into the Blue" the other day and I found the other girl more attractive.

vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Reply #102 on: August 31, 2008, 05:43:18 PM

Heya, T!  Been wondering where you were.

Someone being all sweaty doesn't normally get to me, but in some cases it shows an intense passion for something, and that is hot:


Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #103 on: August 31, 2008, 06:20:05 PM

I am going to try and negate the last picture with one of lovely Zooey.


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Reply #104 on: August 31, 2008, 07:58:42 PM

One does not negate Joan Jett!

Although I don't think that was an especially flattering picture of her.

Over and out.
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