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Reply #665 on: October 23, 2010, 04:41:07 PM

Wonder what Jesus thinks about her getting married by a Hindu priest?


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Reply #666 on: October 23, 2010, 05:34:28 PM

Wonder what Jesus thinks about her getting married by a Hindu priest?

Apparently Brand is a pretty serious Hare Krishna, so that probably had something to do with it.  I suspect they had a quiet Christian ceremony afterwards to cover all the bases.

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Reply #667 on: October 23, 2010, 06:04:18 PM

Christ who is that guy? It looks like she married a super villain!

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Reply #668 on: October 24, 2010, 12:48:59 PM

He's a bit of a twat
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Reply #669 on: October 24, 2010, 03:46:39 PM

Is that a natural English gift for understatement or did you work at it?

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Reply #670 on: October 24, 2010, 03:53:15 PM

My ex thinks he's the funniest thing since comedy began.
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Reply #671 on: October 24, 2010, 03:57:36 PM

Being a famous twat got him Katie Perry. I can't argue with the man's plan.

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Reply #672 on: October 25, 2010, 03:41:23 AM

My ex thinks he's the funniest thing since comedy began.

Your ex is an idiot.

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Reply #673 on: October 25, 2010, 04:00:45 AM

Some of his standup is pretty good, I actually quite liked him in Get him to the Greek but on every show where he's a guest or presenting he has made me want to throw my remote through the screen. And that's enough of a derail from bewbs.

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Reply #674 on: October 27, 2010, 12:04:08 PM

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Reply #675 on: October 27, 2010, 04:09:07 PM


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Reply #676 on: October 27, 2010, 04:19:02 PM

Is that a natural English gift for understatement or did you work at it?

I should have stuck with my earlier unedited "He's a cunt", but I walked it back because I felt that was a bit melodramatic.

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Reply #677 on: January 20, 2011, 01:11:11 PM












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Reply #678 on: January 20, 2011, 04:25:45 PM

Ok, but I counter with:



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Reply #679 on: January 20, 2011, 05:12:49 PM

Ah makeup; you truly are a miracle.

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Reply #680 on: January 20, 2011, 05:50:06 PM

Ok, but I counter with:




Why did you post a picture of a young Hugh Grant? Or possibly Oscar Wilde...

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Reply #681 on: January 20, 2011, 06:40:59 PM

Ah makeup; you truly are a miracle.

I'm one of those guys who hates the overly made up magazine crap.  If you want to go light and whatever, I'll deal with it, but the plastic barbie doll look puts most people right in my uncanny valley.
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Reply #682 on: January 20, 2011, 07:38:54 PM

Awesome pictures!
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Reply #683 on: January 21, 2011, 06:38:26 AM

Ah makeup; you truly are a miracle.

I'm one of those guys who hates the overly made up magazine crap.  If you want to go light and whatever, I'll deal with it, but the plastic barbie doll look puts most people right in my uncanny valley.

Can't stand it either. Doubly so if they are blonde.

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Reply #684 on: January 21, 2011, 06:52:10 AM

It wasn't a preference, it was a commentary.  She's rather plain and ordinary looking in the bed cam shot.  Could be one of the moms at my son's cub scout meetings.

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Reply #685 on: January 21, 2011, 07:22:17 AM

There are a couple moms in my son's boy scout meetings that would also instigate a boner if put into a magazine shoot.

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Reply #686 on: January 21, 2011, 07:31:20 AM

Indeed - Which raises the question of 'Why Bother With Perry'.

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Reply #687 on: January 21, 2011, 09:36:39 AM

Indeed - Which raises the question of 'Why Bother With Perry'.


Cause normally when we see her she has make up on and her boobies popping out, unlike the moms in the scout meetings.

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Reply #688 on: January 21, 2011, 09:40:31 AM

Indeed - Which raises the question of 'Why Bother With Perry'.


Cause normally when we see her she has make up on and her boobies popping out, unlike the moms in the scout meetings.



Try being nicer to them.

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Reply #689 on: January 21, 2011, 10:06:33 AM

Oh Bloodworth.  You finally did it.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #690 on: January 21, 2011, 10:08:36 AM

Indeed - Which raises the question of 'Why Bother With Perry'.


Cause normally when we see her she has make up on and her boobies popping out, unlike the moms in the scout meetings.




Try being nicer to them.

Well played, Sir.
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Reply #691 on: January 21, 2011, 10:50:15 AM

Ah makeup; you truly are a miracle.

It's not just the makeup.  Every one of those shots is heavily photoshopped.  We had some professional family photos taken by a family friend that is a well known national photographer and they look great.  They just don't look like us anymore.  I watched the process and there is a lot of photoshop even for that stuff. 
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Reply #692 on: February 19, 2011, 08:34:12 AM



from the Rolling Stone spread...  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #693 on: February 19, 2011, 08:40:37 AM

I am unsure of why I am not tired of Katy yet.

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Reply #694 on: February 19, 2011, 09:11:30 AM

I am not really a fan or find her all that appealing, but the rolling stone spread grabs me by the throat... erm, ya, the throat.  why so serious?

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Reply #695 on: February 19, 2011, 10:05:43 AM

I am unsure of why I am not tired of Katy yet.

We haven't seen her naked yet.
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Reply #696 on: February 20, 2011, 05:23:36 PM

I'm not really sure what I'm expecting.

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Reply #697 on: February 20, 2011, 05:34:21 PM

I'm not really sure what I'm expecting.

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Reply #698 on: February 20, 2011, 05:54:15 PM

At this point I think I've set myself up for failure.  We shall see.

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Reply #699 on: February 21, 2011, 03:36:52 AM

Is she about to fry lemons?  Because I don't think that would taste very good.
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