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Topic: So. Katy Perry. She's hot. (Read 447216 times)
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Cyrrex
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No, Schild is right. It has something to do with the eyes, and no, I cannot explain it.
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Ironwood
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I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv Complete and utter bullshit. I've met a total of two-women in my life with eyes like hers, TWO, if you discount girls I haven't met, namely Zooey Deschanel. So that's a total of 3. Oh lol. Yeah, the last 10 pages have been about eyes.  |
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Rishathra
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Well, the eyes are what elevates her. If it were just about the boobs, she might have gotten a photo in the T&A thread, but that's it. The eyes gave her ten pages.
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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She's an ordinary girl with an extraordinary body.
I agree from the waist up, below is really subpar, she has huge treetrunks for legs. |
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Chimpy
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I won't say she is unattractive, just that the whole 'doe-eyed' thing never really did that much for me so I don't have this OMG SHE IZ SO HAWT thought running through my brain.
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Oban
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I really wish I could find an image from the SNL skit called "Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts!".
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Lantyssa
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I agree from the waist up, below is really subpar, she has huge treetrunks for legs.
Her legs look fine to me. Any thinner and she'd have the Mary-Kate Olsen thing going on.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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UnSub
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I'm not being deliberately contrarian here: she's just a normal-looking girl. vOv
If Katy is "normal looking" to you, I want to live where you live. I wouldn't say she's "normal", rather she's pretty but not exceptional. I've met numerous girls who are better looking, a number who went out with a friend of mine who inevitably would dump them for becoming "boring". As for where I live: Perth, Australia. A port town, lots of exotic looking women as various genes merge. Not everyone is a stunner and we've got plenty of slappers, but the good exceeds the not. |
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ahoythematey
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How very interesting and absolutely useless to us without pics.
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How very interesting and absolutely useless to us without pics.
Indeed. But believe me, or be stabbed by Ms Perry!  |
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Bah, her face is by far the least interesting part of her body.  |
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Nebu
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A reminder that, once heard, some things cannot be unheard. |
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Baldrake
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It is in fact more listenable than the original.
(Not that that takes much.)
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Paelos
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That was brilliant and much better than the original indeed. |
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schild
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Gsfm Scientifically speaking, listening to that shit too much will make you stupider than Sam Handwich. |
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Endie
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That was brilliant and much better than the original indeed. I wholly concur. I also have to say that I like Sam, who is less dumb than he makes out ("Heeeeeyy guuuuys.") |
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Oh you Polish people, making with the unintentionally funny stuff.
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("Heeeeeyy guuuuys.")
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HaemishM
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Never ever Google Sam Handwich or Pickle Surprise. Holy fuck.
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Mrbloodworth
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Less talking, more pics.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Samwise
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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That's my kind of woman. Honestly!
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Nebu
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That's my kind of woman. Honestly!
One that doesn't mind hiking up her skirt? |
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Yegolev
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That's my kind of woman. Honestly!
One that doesn't mind hiking up her skirt? That's basically what I was thinking. Also: "You're gonna have to turn around so I can't see those smileyfaces." |
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ahoythematey
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I have something in common with Katy in that picture: I, too, am licking my lips.
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tazelbain
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She put the mic between her legs like it's her dick and you guys are getting turned on be it! Another journey of self-exploration by the f13 crew.  |
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schild
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Funny, I thought she was dancing a jig.
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ahoythematey
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That picture, along with others, tells me she likes to have fun with her body and doesn't mind making a show out of it. I'd like to partake in that.
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Tarami
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Meanwhile, in another country... a man is watching his computer screen. It is displaying the picture of a young woman, wearing a short dress that is best described as something out of a DisneyWorld live stage performance. The man studies the woman without any signs of visible excitement but the eyes are yet fixed on it, his mind appearing to work furiously in the calm of the Wednesday morning. Habitually, he lifts a cup of coffee in his hand up to his lips, taking a sip, still too distracted to notice the gravelly taste nor the heat. Little by little, the meditive state appears to wear off and office worker aims the screen cursor at a grey box. He clicks it. The picture of the woman disappears and the man is prompted by the computer software to enter a wall of text. With a quiet sigh and a rub of the chin, he begins typing.
Short bursts. A few words at a time.
He will get there.
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- I'm giving you this one for free.
- Nothing's free in the waterworld.
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Ironwood
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Endie
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I, too, thought she was mid-jig.
Otherwise, she's pulling a face and hitching up the hem of a decontextualised childrens' character in an aggressively sexualised schema of interpretation. I don't see the attractive bit, here, personally, but oooookay, manga fans...
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