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Reply #105 on: August 05, 2008, 05:30:56 AM

Nice





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Reply #106 on: August 05, 2008, 06:27:52 AM

She looks a bit like Audrey Tautou but not as pretty.

Not that I'd climb over her to get to one of you lot of course...

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Reply #107 on: August 05, 2008, 02:13:04 PM

I wish I could find naked pictures of Rob Zombie on the internet.  He never answers my email requests, either.  This is the best I can find.



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Reply #108 on: August 15, 2008, 10:51:52 AM

I take back what I said earlier. She's so-so if that. Below is a picture of her with my friend who works at Capital Records.


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Reply #109 on: August 15, 2008, 10:57:54 AM

Real life can be cruel to some.
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Reply #110 on: August 15, 2008, 11:32:32 AM

Real life can be cruel to some.

Most, actually.

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Reply #111 on: August 15, 2008, 11:37:27 AM

I'd chalk that up to very poor quality photo.  Most hot girls are only that way because they have the right building blocks and clean up real good.  Judging the first pic, she has that potential.

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Reply #112 on: August 15, 2008, 12:08:14 PM

I'd chalk it up to her not being done up by 900 makeup artists prior to the picture being taken. I saw Fergie in a bar in Hollywood one time, and while her body was outstanding her face was borderline hideous. I think this is a case of real life, as Schild put it.
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Reply #113 on: August 15, 2008, 12:09:58 PM

All previous posts being true, you guys need to chill out.  I'd fuck the SHIT out of her.  I mean that she'd not walk right for a week.  Maybe even cancel some show dates.  Just so I could see those tits flop around, because I like me some natural tits.

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Reply #114 on: August 15, 2008, 12:18:29 PM

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy killer.

At no point did I say what I wouldn't engage in sexual activity with this woman. However, by becoming famous she's now subject to harsh criticism for tiny, insignificant things. Sort of like the gymnasts in the Olympics. They are doing amazing things, but the judges don't talk about that. They talk about the tiny trivial things that make them a 6.0 instead of a perfect 10.

If Katy Perry was my next door neighbor my jaw would probably drop every time I saw her.
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Reply #115 on: August 15, 2008, 12:26:36 PM

I'm sure more than my jaw would drop.  Even moreso since I don't have neighbors.  Also my wife is pissing me off.

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Reply #116 on: August 15, 2008, 12:58:42 PM

All previous posts being true, you guys need to chill out.  I'd fuck the SHIT out of her.  I mean that she'd not walk right for a week.  Maybe even cancel some show dates.  Just so I could see those tits flop around, because I like me some natural tits.

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Reply #117 on: August 15, 2008, 01:53:54 PM


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Reply #118 on: August 15, 2008, 01:57:52 PM


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Reply #119 on: August 15, 2008, 03:18:17 PM



See, now that's a fucking hot woman.

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Reply #120 on: August 15, 2008, 03:21:37 PM

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Reply #121 on: August 15, 2008, 03:23:50 PM

Pft.. She bleeds she breeds, bitches.   why so serious?

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Reply #122 on: August 15, 2008, 04:09:55 PM

 this guy looks legit She is over 18.  this guy looks legit

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Reply #123 on: August 15, 2008, 04:26:25 PM

this guy looks legit She is over 18.  this guy looks legit
We had this discussion before -- she might not be in that picture.
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Reply #124 on: August 15, 2008, 04:31:51 PM

this guy looks legit She is over 18.  this guy looks legit
We had this discussion before -- she might not be in that picture.


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Reply #125 on: August 15, 2008, 04:36:18 PM

  my what do we have here? Not in Canada and some parts of the States.

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Reply #126 on: August 15, 2008, 10:58:27 PM



Old school Kate Perry.

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Reply #127 on: August 16, 2008, 12:05:22 AM

She's looks better that way. She's always gonan be hot, but cheese 'n rice, I don't need that Bananarama jewelry averting my eyes from her milk supply.

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Reply #128 on: August 16, 2008, 12:12:12 AM

The pole-vaulting girl was a senior in high school when that picture was taken, but was presumably 18.  If not then, she certainly is now.  End of discussion.
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Reply #129 on: August 16, 2008, 01:42:22 AM

She can vault my pole any day.
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Reply #130 on: August 16, 2008, 03:38:39 AM

Pft.. She bleeds she breeds, bitches.   why so serious?

Which is fine until you take it to the logical conclusion and start cutting pre-pubescents.

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What ?

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Reply #131 on: August 16, 2008, 03:47:04 AM

Pft.. She bleeds she breeds, bitches.   why so serious?

Which is fine until you take it to the logical conclusion and start cutting pre-pubescents.

...

What ?


 Rofl Waffle  I am so going to hell.

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Reply #132 on: August 16, 2008, 11:50:41 PM

This thread wins.
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Reply #133 on: August 17, 2008, 08:30:07 AM

I showed my wife this last Ironwood exchange.  Her response was, "You guys are all fucked in the head."

Good job!

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Reply #134 on: August 17, 2008, 08:56:08 AM

I reported you guys to the FBI.  Have fun.
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Reply #135 on: August 17, 2008, 10:25:28 AM


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Reply #136 on: August 17, 2008, 06:36:17 PM


I don't care how old she was when this picture was taken.  If you look at this photo and something in the back of your brain doesn't say "Penis goes in there!" then you are gay.

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Reply #137 on: August 18, 2008, 10:55:23 AM

I don't care how old she was when this picture was taken.  If you look at this photo and something in the back of your brain doesn't say "Penis goes in there!" then you are gay.
Dammit!  I'm gay. awesome, for real

Also, I don't see what's so bad about Ms. Perry in that last picture.  Her fashion sense with accessories is atrocious, but she still looks pretty.

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Reply #138 on: August 18, 2008, 10:58:15 AM

Also, I don't see what's so bad about Ms. Perry in that last picture.  Her fashion sense with accessories is atrocious, but she still looks pretty.

I agree.  That may also be because I'm in my 40's and most any woman in her 20's looks good to me.

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Reply #139 on: August 18, 2008, 10:58:39 AM

Men are always much more picky about women who wouldn't give them a second look. 

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