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Reply #35 on: August 02, 2008, 10:32:41 AM

WTF happened to all the funny pics of Darth Vader? They were cool, I liked them.

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Reply #36 on: August 02, 2008, 10:34:12 AM

Different thread. This is a split.
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Reply #37 on: August 02, 2008, 01:27:38 PM

OH WOW AREN'T YOU JUST HIGH ON YOUR MOUNTAIN, LITTLE MONKEY.

WHAT'S IT LIKE UP THERE, ABOVE THE CLOUDS, WHERE THERE'S NOTHING BUT ORGIES OF ANGELS AND BANANAS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. I DO NOT MEAN PENISES. I MEAN BANANAS. THE YELLOW FRUIT.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Seriously, this is about the total package, not her tits or uhhh her hair (has anyone even mentioned her hair?)

She's cute, but that's about it. Were it not for the giant rack on her I'm not sure I'd notice her from the other gaggles of cute women roaming the streets.

Earlier you were going on about her like she fellates you while you play Soul Caliber.

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Reply #38 on: August 02, 2008, 01:29:38 PM

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Earlier you were going on about her like she fellates you while you play Soul Caliber.

I wish.
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Reply #39 on: August 02, 2008, 03:16:04 PM

I had never heard of her before but that first picture was absolutely stunning.  Everything about it was awesome.  I loved the stupid button necklace, the ugly dress and the slice of pizza.  It was amazing because despite all that she had the most beautiful eyes and facial expression I can remember.  There's just something about that picture that makes it hard to look away (hyperbole incoming) like the Mona Lisa.

I didn't even realize it was the same woman in the other photos, in those she just looks like some hot chick with big breasts.

Edit: Not that I have anything against hot chicks with big breasts...
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Reply #40 on: August 02, 2008, 06:09:16 PM

I had never heard of her before but that first picture was absolutely stunning.  Everything about it was awesome.  I loved the stupid button necklace, the ugly dress and the slice of pizza.  It was amazing because despite all that she had the most beautiful eyes and facial expression I can remember.  There's just something about that picture that makes it hard to look away (hyperbole incoming) like the Mona Lisa.

I didn't even realize it was the same woman in the other photos, in those she just looks like some hot chick with big breasts.

Edit: Not that I have anything against hot chicks with big breasts...

The facial expression really makes it though.  None of the other pictures in the thread look anywhere near as, well, anything like the first one.

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Reply #41 on: August 02, 2008, 06:27:54 PM

She's hot and all, but her music is ballz. Total shit. It's the kind of video you watch with the sound off and the pause button under your thumb.

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Reply #42 on: August 03, 2008, 02:36:11 AM

I didn't even realize it was the same woman in the other photos, in those she just looks like some hot chick with big breasts.

Seconded. In the others she looked like just another dimwitted femme you would see in the street everyday who would happily bore your ass off about makeup and handbags.

Its amazing how fast your libido shuts down when you think about living with that on a regular basis

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Reply #43 on: August 03, 2008, 06:04:06 AM

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Reply #44 on: August 03, 2008, 06:21:16 AM

I didn't find that a bit useful for anything.  Of course, I don't find this thread, or even this subject, interesting or useful. 

Just sayin'.

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Reply #45 on: August 03, 2008, 06:25:38 AM

Seriously failing to see The Big Deal.

Vaguely pretty young woman with big boobs.

You don't get tons of them on the street or nuffin'.

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Reply #46 on: August 03, 2008, 06:26:09 AM

She seems kind of meh to me, but as the saying goes, "your mileage may vary."

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Reply #47 on: August 03, 2008, 06:30:26 AM

I live in Amish country.  Really.  I do.  Horses poop everywhere and the buggies hold up traffic.  But the tomatoes and corn are incredible.

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Reply #48 on: August 03, 2008, 06:39:51 AM

I still think Zooey Deschanel is hotter.  awesome, for real
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Reply #49 on: August 03, 2008, 06:47:44 AM

She was the one in Tin man ?

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Reply #50 on: August 03, 2008, 06:53:41 AM

She was the one in Tin man ?


I never saw Tin Man, but I think she's in it.  I always remember her from Almost Famous.

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Reply #51 on: August 03, 2008, 07:03:21 AM

Yeah, she doesn't do that much for me either.  I'd rather have the burd from 10th Kingdom.


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Reply #52 on: August 03, 2008, 07:11:21 AM

Zooey was most recently in The Happening, which nobody saw. People here may know her from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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Reply #53 on: August 03, 2008, 07:17:13 AM

She was also in Elf.

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Reply #54 on: August 03, 2008, 07:29:02 AM

Vaguely pretty young woman with big boobs.

You don't get tons of them on the street or nuffin'.

He's too busy looking at the PSP/DS/whatever screen maybe?

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Reply #55 on: August 03, 2008, 07:44:14 AM

I'd rather have the burd from 10th Kingdom.

I just looked up the first page of actresses for this show on imdb.  I really hope the text above was meant to be sarcastic.

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Reply #56 on: August 03, 2008, 07:46:46 AM


I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something.

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Reply #57 on: August 03, 2008, 07:50:18 AM

Natalie Portman stood next to Heidi Klum on an episode of Project Runway like a week ago.  I'm not sure my mind could process anymore than that. 

Katy... nope, don't see it.

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Reply #58 on: August 03, 2008, 07:54:35 AM

Natalie Portman stood next to Heidi Klum on an episode of Project Runway like a week ago. 

Was there any physical contact?   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #59 on: August 03, 2008, 07:56:03 AM

My head brain would have exploded.

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Reply #60 on: August 03, 2008, 07:59:25 AM

I'd rather have the burd from 10th Kingdom.

I just looked up the first page of actresses for this show on imdb.  I really hope the text above was meant to be sarcastic.



Nope, not joking.  Note I said 'Prefer'.

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Reply #62 on: August 03, 2008, 08:17:48 AM

I was once intimidated by Joanna Lumley at baggage claim in Heathrow airport and one time I was nearly knocked over by a rushing Sterling Moss at Goodwood.  We even did the this way that way dance for a minute.  Lemme see.  I spilt a tray with cups of beer on Neil Young.  I don't know.  When ever I've unexpectedly met up with celebs it hasn't gone well.   swamp poop  Almost everyone bothers me, too.

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Reply #64 on: August 03, 2008, 09:29:16 AM

Moar...

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Reply #65 on: August 03, 2008, 09:29:27 AM

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Reply #66 on: August 03, 2008, 10:05:24 AM

It's unfair to MOST. Natalie and Scarlett suffer from the same problem when not covered in makeup. I'm trying to think of someone that isn't asian with absolutely porcelain skin and I can't. Maybe Charlize Theron. But I'm thinking not.

Ah, Shannon Sossamon has pretty much perfect skin. Or at least, almost so.
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Reply #67 on: August 04, 2008, 08:18:57 AM

I like her eyes.  The rest is nice, but It's Katy's eyes which stand out and draw me in.  I would be interested in hearing her rendition of a punk/alternative/heavier rock song though.

I'm going to hide after saying this, but none of the other women mentioned do much for me.  I don't find them anything more than average.  Not surprising though, since my tastes always seem to be a little different from you all's.

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Reply #68 on: August 04, 2008, 08:30:16 AM

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I like her eyes.  The rest is nice, but It's Katy's eyes which stand out and draw me in.

That's pretty much exactly it.
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Reply #69 on: August 04, 2008, 08:56:38 AM

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I like her eyes.  The rest is nice, but It's Katy's eyes which stand out and draw me in.

That's pretty much exactly it.

Yar.  And to be fair (other posters have mentioned similiar things), the original pic posted with the pizza and the dress and all that...somehow makes her out to appear hotter than she may actually be.  I'll be she hates it, too, but it's a one in a million photo.  I'm assuming it was candid, by the way, but maybe it wasn't.

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