Slayerik
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"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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IainC
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She looks a bit like Audrey Tautou but not as pretty.
Not that I'd climb over her to get to one of you lot of course...
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kaid
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I wish I could find naked pictures of Rob Zombie on the internet. He never answers my email requests, either. This is the best I can find.  I love looking at Rob Zombie! You just like the crazed evil pilgrim look admit it! |
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climbjtree
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I take back what I said earlier. She's so-so if that. Below is a picture of her with my friend who works at Capital Records.  |
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schild
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Real life can be cruel to some.
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Paelos
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Real life can be cruel to some.
Most, actually. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Cyrrex
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I'd chalk that up to very poor quality photo. Most hot girls are only that way because they have the right building blocks and clean up real good. Judging the first pic, she has that potential.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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climbjtree
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I'd chalk it up to her not being done up by 900 makeup artists prior to the picture being taken. I saw Fergie in a bar in Hollywood one time, and while her body was outstanding her face was borderline hideous. I think this is a case of real life, as Schild put it.
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Yegolev
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All previous posts being true, you guys need to chill out. I'd fuck the SHIT out of her. I mean that she'd not walk right for a week. Maybe even cancel some show dates. Just so I could see those tits flop around, because I like me some natural tits.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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climbjtree
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy killer.
At no point did I say what I wouldn't engage in sexual activity with this woman. However, by becoming famous she's now subject to harsh criticism for tiny, insignificant things. Sort of like the gymnasts in the Olympics. They are doing amazing things, but the judges don't talk about that. They talk about the tiny trivial things that make them a 6.0 instead of a perfect 10.
If Katy Perry was my next door neighbor my jaw would probably drop every time I saw her.
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Yegolev
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I'm sure more than my jaw would drop. Even moreso since I don't have neighbors. Also my wife is pissing me off.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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All previous posts being true, you guys need to chill out. I'd fuck the SHIT out of her. I mean that she'd not walk right for a week. Maybe even cancel some show dates. Just so I could see those tits flop around, because I like me some natural tits.
uh qft motherfuckers I have nothing to add but specifics. |
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Merusk
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See, now that's a fucking hot woman. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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See, now that's a fucking hot woman girl.  |
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Merusk
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Pft.. She bleeds she breeds, bitches.  |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Oban
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 She is over 18.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Trippy
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She is over 18. We had this discussion before -- she might not be in that picture. |
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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She is over 18. We had this discussion before -- she might not be in that picture. That makes it wrong right? |
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Oban
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Not in Canada and some parts of the States.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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 Old school Kate Perry. |
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stu
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She's looks better that way. She's always gonan be hot, but cheese 'n rice, I don't need that Bananarama jewelry averting my eyes from her milk supply.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Phildo
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The pole-vaulting girl was a senior in high school when that picture was taken, but was presumably 18. If not then, she certainly is now. End of discussion.
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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She can vault my pole any day.
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Ironwood
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Pft.. She bleeds she breeds, bitches. Which is fine until you take it to the logical conclusion and start cutting pre-pubescents. ... What ? |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Oban
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Pft.. She bleeds she breeds, bitches. Which is fine until you take it to the logical conclusion and start cutting pre-pubescents. ... What ?  I am so going to hell. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Merusk
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I showed my wife this last Ironwood exchange. Her response was, "You guys are all fucked in the head."
Good job!
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Aez
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I reported you guys to the FBI. Have fun.
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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WindupAtheist
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See, now that's a fucking hot woman girl. I don't care how old she was when this picture was taken. If you look at this photo and something in the back of your brain doesn't say "Penis goes in there!" then you are gay. |
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Lantyssa
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I don't care how old she was when this picture was taken. If you look at this photo and something in the back of your brain doesn't say "Penis goes in there!" then you are gay.
Dammit! I'm gay.  Also, I don't see what's so bad about Ms. Perry in that last picture. Her fashion sense with accessories is atrocious, but she still looks pretty. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Nebu
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Also, I don't see what's so bad about Ms. Perry in that last picture. Her fashion sense with accessories is atrocious, but she still looks pretty.
I agree. That may also be because I'm in my 40's and most any woman in her 20's looks good to me. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Signe
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Men are always much more picky about women who wouldn't give them a second look.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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