apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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WTF happened to all the funny pics of Darth Vader? They were cool, I liked them.
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schild
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Different thread. This is a split.
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Paelos
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OH WOW AREN'T YOU JUST HIGH ON YOUR MOUNTAIN, LITTLE MONKEY.
WHAT'S IT LIKE UP THERE, ABOVE THE CLOUDS, WHERE THERE'S NOTHING BUT ORGIES OF ANGELS AND BANANAS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. I DO NOT MEAN PENISES. I MEAN BANANAS. THE YELLOW FRUIT.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Seriously, this is about the total package, not her tits or uhhh her hair (has anyone even mentioned her hair?)
She's cute, but that's about it. Were it not for the giant rack on her I'm not sure I'd notice her from the other gaggles of cute women roaming the streets. Earlier you were going on about her like she fellates you while you play Soul Caliber. |
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schild
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Earlier you were going on about her like she fellates you while you play Soul Caliber. I wish. |
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Miasma
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I had never heard of her before but that first picture was absolutely stunning. Everything about it was awesome. I loved the stupid button necklace, the ugly dress and the slice of pizza. It was amazing because despite all that she had the most beautiful eyes and facial expression I can remember. There's just something about that picture that makes it hard to look away (hyperbole incoming) like the Mona Lisa.
I didn't even realize it was the same woman in the other photos, in those she just looks like some hot chick with big breasts.
Edit: Not that I have anything against hot chicks with big breasts...
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caladein
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I had never heard of her before but that first picture was absolutely stunning. Everything about it was awesome. I loved the stupid button necklace, the ugly dress and the slice of pizza. It was amazing because despite all that she had the most beautiful eyes and facial expression I can remember. There's just something about that picture that makes it hard to look away (hyperbole incoming) like the Mona Lisa.
I didn't even realize it was the same woman in the other photos, in those she just looks like some hot chick with big breasts.
Edit: Not that I have anything against hot chicks with big breasts...
The facial expression really makes it though. None of the other pictures in the thread look anywhere near as, well, anything like the first one. Schild, get cracking on that wallpaper! You got a refund back from Flagship, I have faith in you. |
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HaemishM
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She's hot and all, but her music is ballz. Total shit. It's the kind of video you watch with the sound off and the pause button under your thumb.
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Sir T
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I didn't even realize it was the same woman in the other photos, in those she just looks like some hot chick with big breasts.
Seconded. In the others she looked like just another dimwitted femme you would see in the street everyday who would happily bore your ass off about makeup and handbags. Its amazing how fast your libido shuts down when you think about living with that on a regular basis |
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schild
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Signe
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I didn't find that a bit useful for anything. Of course, I don't find this thread, or even this subject, interesting or useful.
Just sayin'.
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Ironwood
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Seriously failing to see The Big Deal.
Vaguely pretty young woman with big boobs.
You don't get tons of them on the street or nuffin'.
Do you chaps live in an Amish community or something ? And, if so, Kudos on the Postcount. A really achievement.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Oban
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She seems kind of meh to me, but as the saying goes, "your mileage may vary."
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Signe
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I live in Amish country. Really. I do. Horses poop everywhere and the buggies hold up traffic. But the tomatoes and corn are incredible.
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Evildrider
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I still think Zooey Deschanel is hotter.  |
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Ironwood
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She was the one in Tin man ?
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Evildrider
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She was the one in Tin man ?
I never saw Tin Man, but I think she's in it. I always remember her from Almost Famous.  |
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Ironwood
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Yeah, she doesn't do that much for me either. I'd rather have the burd from 10th Kingdom.
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Trippy
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Zooey was most recently in The Happening, which nobody saw. People here may know her from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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Samwise
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She was also in Elf.
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lamaros
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Vaguely pretty young woman with big boobs.
You don't get tons of them on the street or nuffin'. He's too busy looking at the PSP/DS/whatever screen maybe? |
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Oban
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I'd rather have the burd from 10th Kingdom.
I just looked up the first page of actresses for this show on imdb. I really hope the text above was meant to be sarcastic. |
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Engels
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Nebu
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Natalie Portman stood next to Heidi Klum on an episode of Project Runway like a week ago. I'm not sure my mind could process anymore than that.
Katy... nope, don't see it.
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Oban
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Natalie Portman stood next to Heidi Klum on an episode of Project Runway like a week ago.
Was there any physical contact?  |
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Nebu
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My head brain would have exploded.
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Ironwood
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I'd rather have the burd from 10th Kingdom.
I just looked up the first page of actresses for this show on imdb. I really hope the text above was meant to be sarcastic.  Nope, not joking. Note I said 'Prefer'. This wee pop star lassie does fuck all for me. |
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Merusk
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Signe
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I was once intimidated by Joanna Lumley at baggage claim in Heathrow airport and one time I was nearly knocked over by a rushing Sterling Moss at Goodwood. We even did the this way that way dance for a minute. Lemme see. I spilt a tray with cups of beer on Neil Young. I don't know. When ever I've unexpectedly met up with celebs it hasn't gone well.  Almost everyone bothers me, too. |
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Aez
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Oban
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Moar...
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Aez
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schild
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It's unfair to MOST. Natalie and Scarlett suffer from the same problem when not covered in makeup. I'm trying to think of someone that isn't asian with absolutely porcelain skin and I can't. Maybe Charlize Theron. But I'm thinking not. Ah, Shannon Sossamon has pretty much perfect skin. Or at least, almost so. |
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Lantyssa
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I like her eyes. The rest is nice, but It's Katy's eyes which stand out and draw me in. I would be interested in hearing her rendition of a punk/alternative/heavier rock song though.
I'm going to hide after saying this, but none of the other women mentioned do much for me. I don't find them anything more than average. Not surprising though, since my tastes always seem to be a little different from you all's.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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schild
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I like her eyes. The rest is nice, but It's Katy's eyes which stand out and draw me in. That's pretty much exactly it. |
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Cyrrex
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I like her eyes. The rest is nice, but It's Katy's eyes which stand out and draw me in. That's pretty much exactly it. Yar. And to be fair (other posters have mentioned similiar things), the original pic posted with the pizza and the dress and all that...somehow makes her out to appear hotter than she may actually be. I'll be she hates it, too, but it's a one in a million photo. I'm assuming it was candid, by the way, but maybe it wasn't. |
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