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Reply #875 on: August 22, 2013, 08:10:59 AM

Yes it is. why so serious?

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Reply #876 on: August 22, 2013, 08:28:38 AM

I like my dentist.  He's not a cunt.

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Reply #877 on: September 04, 2013, 10:07:25 AM

Dentists?  No.  Dental hygenists?  One of my dentists (selected by my ex-wife) clearly understood that he was going to get a lot more business with honey than vinegar.  He seemed to have a Hooters themed hiring practice, and the young ladies clearly understood and did not object to objectification.  When she sits on the right and all the tools are placed unnecessarily far from her on the left side of the chair, it is clear that the show was an intended part of the service.

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Reply #878 on: September 04, 2013, 02:48:02 PM

The most beautiful woman I've seen in real life was a dental hygienist at my former dentist.  Not only stunning, but sweet and friendly and smart.  Ye gods.
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Reply #879 on: September 04, 2013, 04:15:01 PM

My hygienist is an overweight older woman but I don't give a rat's ass because she's extremely good at cleaning teeth with a minimum of pain and lecturing about flossing.  I'll take her over a hotty any day.

I will tolerate an incompetent hot women in every area of my life that does not involve jamming razor sharp pieces of metal into my mouth.

On topic although I'm sure already posted in the thread:

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Reply #880 on: October 21, 2013, 01:41:48 PM

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Reply #881 on: October 22, 2013, 10:45:58 PM

Second best job in the world.

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Reply #882 on: October 23, 2013, 11:55:44 AM

Bet he's gay and not appreciative.

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Reply #883 on: October 23, 2013, 04:15:21 PM

What job is that?
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Reply #884 on: October 23, 2013, 04:18:59 PM

Boob fluffer?
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Reply #885 on: October 23, 2013, 05:01:19 PM

Boob fluffer?

I want this on my business card.

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Reply #886 on: October 25, 2013, 05:05:35 AM

Boob fluffer?

I want this on my business card.

There is now scientific evidence to legitimize your new found career:

http://now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

"Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it DIY-style). Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer applied, the malignant cells stopped growing. Spread the word, boob-lovers of the world."

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Reply #887 on: October 25, 2013, 07:36:23 AM

The most forwarded news story in the history of the Internet.
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Reply #888 on: October 25, 2013, 01:08:50 PM

Until the study that says anal sex makes women smarter, anyway.

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Reply #889 on: October 25, 2013, 05:35:57 PM

Until the study that says anal sex makes women smarter, anyway.

How about one that says semen intake (any orifice) makes them happier and fights depression instead?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/08/22/semen-is-good-for-your-health-and-helps-fight-depression_n_1820892.html


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Reply #890 on: October 27, 2013, 11:33:23 AM

You guys can get right on that.  I'll stick to the boob squeezing, thanks.

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Reply #891 on: October 28, 2013, 01:32:17 PM

http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/04/17/heather-locklear-semen-anti-aging-beauty-tip/

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Heather Locklear, 51, looks half her age but is her secret skincare worth a try? In a recent interview with TMZ.com, Heather was asked her advice on some good skin creams to help with the aging process. ”You don’t wanna know what I’m gonna to say,” replied the television star. The reporter continued to pursue an answer out of her and, sure enough, he got an odd response.

“You just put semen on your face,” Heather answered as she did a rubbing motion around her face. Photographers erupted in laughter even though Heather seemed to be totally serious. Would you do this just to maintain your beauty?

Expert cosmetic dermatologist Dr. Oscar Hevia tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that there is some truth behind this bizarre beauty tip.

“Semen contains proteolytic enzymes, which are designed to break down proteins. In theory, if applied to the skin, these enzymes could help to break down the uneven and thickened dead layer of older, sun-damaged skin. This could make the skin feel smoother.”

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Reply #892 on: October 28, 2013, 01:38:01 PM

A bukkake a week keeps your wrinkles alseep?

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Reply #893 on: October 28, 2013, 02:03:32 PM

Semen.  Is there anything it can't do?
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Reply #894 on: October 28, 2013, 05:29:33 PM

It can't let me not wear condoms.

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Reply #895 on: October 29, 2013, 08:14:23 AM

Marriage does that tho.

Because Sex Stops.

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Reply #896 on: October 29, 2013, 08:27:22 AM

The irony is that the wife gets pissed when you take on a willing host.
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Reply #897 on: November 03, 2013, 04:34:37 PM

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Reply #898 on: November 03, 2013, 05:47:35 PM

That's pretty funny.  why so serious?

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Reply #899 on: November 18, 2013, 01:27:21 PM

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Reply #900 on: November 18, 2013, 01:45:22 PM

Yeah, scary smile and cross ring.

Urg.

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Reply #901 on: November 18, 2013, 01:46:06 PM

I Find those two things make for great bed mates.

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Reply #902 on: November 18, 2013, 02:12:02 PM

Yeah, scary smile and cross ring.

Urg.

TWO cross rings.  swamp poop

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Reply #903 on: November 18, 2013, 02:17:45 PM

It's not a secret she was raised in a strict Christian household and that's shes religious.
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Reply #904 on: November 18, 2013, 02:23:11 PM

No, it's no secret.  It's no secret either that it all screams JUST NO to me.

I suspect it also had a great deal to do with her and big hairy one calling it quits.

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Reply #905 on: November 18, 2013, 02:44:18 PM

I still wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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Reply #906 on: November 18, 2013, 04:09:48 PM



Crosses?  Grin?  What are you people on about?

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Reply #907 on: November 18, 2013, 04:45:13 PM

Even I find that cross ring annoying. It's just gaudy.

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Reply #908 on: November 18, 2013, 05:56:28 PM

Ok let's try that again.



Now who's noticing what cross ring (and try to pretend Ironwood didn't call it out)?

Even the smile is far less creepy, or, far less this-isn't-the-105th-time-I've-had-to-smile-in-5-minutes glued on.
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Reply #909 on: November 18, 2013, 07:22:12 PM

Honestly, before he said anything I noticed it too. It's really obvious.

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