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Reply #945 on: April 24, 2014, 11:47:36 PM


I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something.

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Reply #946 on: April 25, 2014, 01:00:12 AM

Well, she is legitimately funny.  And while I have no doubt that much of this is for promotional purposes, it also seems like the kind of thing she would do.

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Reply #947 on: April 25, 2014, 08:06:42 AM

Oh, I'm sure the entire thing is 100% staged. The only part that -may- not be faked is the kids' glee at discovering who she was in the princess outfit. But even then its only wishful thinking. Doesn't make this thing any less creative.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something.

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Reply #948 on: April 25, 2014, 10:52:58 AM

I bet the reaction was legit in that case.  The whole princess thing was probably the best of the bunch.

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Reply #949 on: May 22, 2014, 12:31:55 PM

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You call it an accident. I call it justice.


Reply #950 on: May 22, 2014, 01:01:09 PM


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Reply #951 on: May 23, 2014, 08:25:46 AM

She dresses like a clown, a godamn sexy clown, but a clown nevertheless.
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Reply #952 on: May 23, 2014, 08:52:47 AM

Mate, I'm fairly sure that's some form of stage costume...

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Reply #953 on: May 23, 2014, 10:08:50 AM

No, that's her on a Tuesday at Target.
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Reply #954 on: May 23, 2014, 10:33:09 AM

I gotta start shopping there.

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Reply #955 on: July 01, 2014, 05:37:35 PM

That gif is fucking mesmerizing.
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Reply #956 on: July 03, 2014, 04:46:30 PM

That's honestly what it seemed like to me and I have no idea what's going on in 'youth' music.  She expected closed mouth but got open.  There's got to be a line somewhere!

Miley Cyrus is just overboard. This is tame compared to what she's up to nowadays. Fellating and squatting on a male blow up doll and letting the audience come up to the edge of the stage and rub her pussy. She's about one tongue in her asshole onstage from being Rockbitch.

That out of the way, Katy Perry always seems to have a good sense of humor about everything and seems like she'd be fun to date.

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Reply #957 on: July 03, 2014, 05:56:57 PM

That's honestly what it seemed like to me and I have no idea what's going on in 'youth' music.  She expected closed mouth but got open.  There's got to be a line somewhere!

Miley Cyrus is just overboard. This is tame compared to what she's up to nowadays. Fellating and squatting on a male blow up doll and letting the audience come up to the edge of the stage and rub her pussy. She's about one tongue in her asshole onstage from being Rockbitch.

That out of the way, Katy Perry always seems to have a good sense of humor about everything and seems like she'd be fun to date.

I am the exact opposite mentality. I'd date the trainwrecks because a) I know what I am already getting myself into and have an escape plan, and b) Freaks have the best sex (at least the ones I used to romp with). Katy seems exactly as you say, but my spidey senses are in full seizure-mode because there is some underlying chaos there that even I don't want to poke with a stick.

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Reply #958 on: July 03, 2014, 06:05:41 PM

Fellating and squatting on a male blow up doll and letting the audience come up to the edge of the stage and rub her pussy.
Are there animated gifs of this?
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Reply #959 on: July 03, 2014, 06:36:17 PM

Fellating and squatting on a male blow up doll and letting the audience come up to the edge of the stage and rub her pussy.
Are there animated gifs of this?

Eh, I just googled and didn't see any. Miley threads on 4chan always have them though, along with webm versions and high res pictures of her rubbing herself and pulling her bathing suit thingy up into her asscrack while she bends over. But they also have that picture that's half her face and half justin beiber's face and they look identical.

Honestly, there's nothing at all hot about any of it. It's like a time machine letting you look at what Courtney Love would have been like at 19. That new video of the Irish tourist girl blowing 24 guys for a free drink was better.

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Reply #960 on: July 03, 2014, 07:59:14 PM

Fellating and squatting on a male blow up doll and letting the audience come up to the edge of the stage and rub her pussy.
Are there animated gifs of this?

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Reply #961 on: July 04, 2014, 06:19:23 PM

I'm laughing and crying in terror all at the same time.

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Reply #962 on: July 09, 2014, 10:27:13 AM

That new video of the Irish tourist girl blowing 24 guys for a free drink was better.

You have my attention.

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Reply #963 on: July 09, 2014, 05:49:59 PM


I'll pre order you SWTOR if you let me put my lightsaber in your sarlaac cave
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Reply #964 on: July 09, 2014, 07:00:31 PM

The background is apparently that she did this willingly, having been promised a "holiday" as a prize.  "Holiday" turned out to be the name of a cocktail.

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Reply #965 on: July 09, 2014, 07:22:30 PM

This thread went to a weird place.

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Reply #966 on: July 09, 2014, 09:44:11 PM

PRESSING THE RESET BUTTON.

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Reply #967 on: July 09, 2014, 10:12:16 PM

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Reply #968 on: July 09, 2014, 11:26:11 PM



I was hoping this was going to be a bouncy gif. Heartbreak

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Reply #969 on: July 09, 2014, 11:31:17 PM

Unfocus your eyes and those stripes sorta move.

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Reply #970 on: July 09, 2014, 11:36:07 PM


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Reply #971 on: July 10, 2014, 01:18:25 AM


I'll pre order you SWTOR if you let me put my lightsaber in your sarlaac cave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWb3cxA4g_U&feature=related
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Reply #972 on: July 10, 2014, 07:02:34 PM

Unfocus your eyes and those stripes sorta move.
No, they just seemed to bounce because of what you other hand was doing....

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Reply #973 on: August 24, 2014, 05:48:10 PM


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Reply #974 on: August 24, 2014, 05:50:30 PM

That was kinda shitty and the ice bucket challenge can lick my ass.
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Reply #975 on: August 24, 2014, 06:14:16 PM

Yeah nothing jiggled. She's still hot.
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Reply #976 on: August 24, 2014, 07:38:09 PM

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Reply #977 on: October 31, 2014, 10:10:57 PM



Katy Perry is flamin hot.    awesome, for real
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Reply #978 on: November 26, 2014, 06:55:52 PM

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Reply #979 on: November 26, 2014, 09:15:04 PM

 In love
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