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Venkman
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Maybe when playtesting actually begins.
Who's going to publish them for their 50-country launch? Or is this a website from which everyone downloads a Latin-language installer?
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Cadaverine
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excoquo ab contundo!  I know the translation's probably way off, but I'll be arsed if I care enough to make it perfect. |
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Venkman
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Err, "to honor counting from to pound"?  |
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Signe
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Why is he looking at me? I didn't say nutthin. .gif) |
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Slayerik
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NiX
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I'll stop beating this dead horse now.
You should. A company nobody cares about signs and releases a press release from another company nobody cares about. Hurrah....  |
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K9
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There's not all that much of 2008 left!
chop chop, I want some fail.
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HaemishM
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To all those people who say the devs haven't made a damn thing in 7 years aside from videos (looking at you Signe) want to retract that statement before playtesting begins? No. Fuck off. |
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Yegolev
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chop chop, I want some fail.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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I know. K9 is a cutie. I would scratch his tummy but he seems to have bolts and bugs.
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LC
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Signe
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They must be seconds away from investor money and international waters!
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Nonentity
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Signe, your new avatar is scary. :(
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
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[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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Reading that it says they are testing different hardware configs and they are NOT playtesting, so what they are testing internet checkers on their servers? |
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LC
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Reading that it says they are testing different hardware configs and they are NOT playtesting, so what they are testing internet checkers on their servers? I would imagine it's something like this:  |
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Nonentity
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Reading that it says they are testing different hardware configs and they are NOT playtesting, so what they are testing internet checkers on their servers? I would imagine it's something like this: Oh, come on. That's just being unfair, now. It's probably something more like this:  |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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LC
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Draegan
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That UI looks awful.
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Nija
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Some interesting things to be seen in that bottom video.
There's a skill that is named s_Launch.
Skill level 74.0
Skill advancement rate 0.0
Skill importance 0.0
Also, "You injured something the something for 8.4000001 points of Health"
Yeah this game is real close to release quality. Not to mention the awesome headbanging animations as you ride around on a mount. That won't get old fast!
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Signe
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Oh, this is going to be so much fun. Not to play, just to watch.
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Nerf
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If this ever releases, I'm going to buy it. It's going to be fucking awful, and I might not ever subscribe, but theres no way I can miss this piece of history.
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Signe
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I bought Mourning and then sent it to Schildy for his collection of WTF items. I'm sure he keeps it in a special place under his Margarita glass.  |
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LC
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They announced that open beta would end before December. That gives them 6 weeks of beta if it starts next week. If I remember correctly Shadowbane was in beta for a over a year, and still wasn't playable at launch. It's a shame that you can't purchase life insurance for a mmorpg.
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rk47
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You think there's going to be a Bat Country in Darkfall, Rake? What? Are you retarded?
(Well, there might be, but I'm not endorsing that shit.)
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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LC
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I propose that we henceforth refer to this game as "darkfail".
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K9
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I see your Darkfail and raise you Failfall.
edit: that video is like a showcase of how not to do walking animations. Also I noticed the 3-4s "Cluster Load" as the character entered a city.... on an empty server. I guess that's representative of how a real darkfall server would be, but it seems like their seamless world isn't actually so seamless.
Or maybe I just don't understand how these things are supposed to work.
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« Last Edit: October 19, 2008, 02:42:14 AM by K9 »
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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UnSub
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Everyone skipped over the presenter calling Darkfall the first online game to have links to Lord of the Rings then?
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Signe
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No, I heard that but then he said something like "made in Greece by Norwegians". So, yeah, he might win that point amongst much eyeball rolling.
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Triforcer
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I see your Darkfail and raise you Failfall. I see that and raise you Failfail. |
All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now...
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Azaroth
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When did you all start being such haters.
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F is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
F says:
don't know what this is
Az says:
I think it's like
Az says:
where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
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Der Helm
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Trammel.
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Signe
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When did you all start being such haters.
I like how you didn't post that in green. |
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K9
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I see that and raise you Failfail.
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Slayerik
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When did you all start being such haters.
I like how you didn't post that in green. Or even through in a question mark. Like he already knew the answer! |
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