Memoirs of a Suicide Ganker

[Murgos]

I hire mercs to drive corps that piss me off into extinction.  Guns are for pussies, big stacks of isk *crush*.

--Dave

You start playing again?

[MahrinSkel]

Not really.  I log my trading alts in once every couple of weeks or so to tend my buy/sell orders and move modules AFK.

--Dave

[Grand Design]

You can't quit Eve.

Only moderate it.

[LC]

CNRs are better:

http://kb.snra.us/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=389

[Slayerik]

No hate intended, but the TRI boys popped like 15-20 CNRs a couple weekends ago. :)

[Nerf]

STOP MAKING ME WANT TO GO BLOW PEOPLE UP

[LC]

No hate intended, but the TRI boys popped like 15-20 CNRs a couple weekends ago. :)

If you are trying to say they were the first ones to think of this then you would be wrong. They did get some really nice kills though.

Right now we are stalking a CNR worth over 15bil.


P.S. This guy convoed me after getting ganked and asked for his mission item...

[Slayerik]

They were the first to my knowledge to do it in such a large scale and create massive carebear tears on the forums.

Either way, I freakin love it.


So you got the 15 bil isk raven?? What dropped?!?!?!?!

[LC]

They were the first to my knowledge to do it in such a large scale and create massive carebear tears on the forums.

Either way, I freakin love it.


So you got the 15 bil isk raven?? What dropped?!?!?!?!

That's probably true. I know I saw some videos of it done before, but not on a large scale.

The 15+ bil isk raven is a guy who only plays a few times per week. We have never seen him accept an out of system mission before. We will get him eventually.

[Slayerik]

I'm looking for high damage guys for a freighter run, US timezone for weekday / any timezone for a weekend gank.

Preferred skills are

Battleship 4/5
Tech II Large Weapon Systems
Overloading
Ability to follow direction

Will be a straight ISK split between 10 people. Ship costs are the responsibilty of ganker. Please contact me with any questions, I will not accept requests from new or non-proven F13 guys. I may not need a ton of guys, please send me a very brief overview of what you would bring. Thanks,

[Nerf]

So I've had like 7 or 8 ganks without a decent score..in a row.  I had 3 or 4 failed ganks tonight, teamed up with another guy and got a mastodon into a hull (Why the fuck did we attack a mastodon, jesus christ those resists are fucking evil), solo had a tanked itty 5 with 10% hull left walk away as concord arrived, a bunch of other nonsense.  Add on to that the ganks where someone other than me actually blows up have all been pretty fucking worthless.

Am I going to give up though? Fuck no, as long as I've got security status, no hisec hauler will be safe!

Keep the faith brothers.

[Slayerik]

Thorax takes out Viator in .6   - http://tri.exanimo.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=117584

Soloed a Kinetic tanked Mastodon - http://tri.exanimo.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=114431


Yes, I am still ze master :) (and don't try this at home, kids)

[Nerf]

http://f13.7mph.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=278

*glee*

Also, if you want me to stop using the killboard just let me know viin, I figured it wasn't too big of a deal as I wasn't affecting BAT/F13 stats.

[Hoax]

We should prob put nerf in a special section that you need a password to see.  Just to be on the safe side.  That way he can link us to them and we can see them but people looking to start drama can't.

[Viin]

Nah, it's fine. If it comes up, then I'll just say it's an open KB .. just because you post on a kb doesn't mean we helped them do the kill. :P

[Nerf]

For those of you not online when I recount every single kill (and phat lewtz) in glorious detail.

http://f13.7mph.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=279
   - In a SIGIL? Really? Convod him after, he said he knew he was going to get popped in it, but it hadn't happened yet and he liked how shiny and cool it looked.

http://f13.7mph.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=280
   - Invulns and boosters don't help much when you're AFK.

http://f13.7mph.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=288
   - Another genius afk in a cruiser, I fucking LOVE these guys.

http://f13.7mph.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=291
    - This killboard software has a serious issue with cargo containers, it'll only count one ):  Also dropped was 5,000 morphite, and enough salvage to make like 6 armor rigs, load of t2 crafting components (for missiles i think, not really sure)

http://f13.7mph.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=292
    - If this guy had bothered to fit a few of those 120 shield extender ii's he was carrying, his death might not have been so quick and comical.  (Although he still would've died)

[Slayerik]

Ok, pay up bitch :)

[Nerf]

But...I's po'!

[Slayerik]

[02:49:24] Sa vall > u ass holes
[02:50:38] Sa vall > u g** damn suiced gank assholes
[02:51:05] Coleman Strykr > language language?
[02:51:09] Kaminoan > Neva !
[02:51:46] Zudari > HAHAHA ♥
[02:52:03] s3v3n7 > Now now!
[02:54:04] Sa vall > omg i hate u people
[02:54:17] Aki Hoshino > Hey man, it'll be alright
[02:54:34] s3v3n7 > That sucks mate
[02:54:43] Sa vall > dude u have no idea
[02:57:04] Sa vall > i feel like crying almost
[02:57:19] Sa vall > no ilook like a pussy
[02:57:23] Sa vall > my god im so mad
[02:57:32] Sa vall > bullshit exploit
[02:57:42] XPMB > lol
[02:57:44] s3v3n7 > Its no exploit
[02:57:53] Sa vall > ok then
[02:58:00] s3v3n7 > Dont use a T1 hauler for your ventures, and fit WCS
[02:58:04] Sa vall > i hope you guys my shit wise ly
[02:58:06] s3v3n7 > and also, make multiple trips
[02:58:13] Sa vall > i will now
[02:58:22] Zudari > Disclamer: No exploits were used in the ganking of this hauler
[02:58:22] Sa vall > i learned a lesson



http://tri.exanimo.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=119602

[Calantus]

If I don't autopilot is it safe for me to bring a T1 hauler full of stuffs (scavenged parts, not even sure how much it's worth) into Jita?

[Nerf]

Not Anymore! 

[lac]

[02:58:00] s3v3n7 > Dont use a T1 hauler for your ventures, and fit WCS

Does this mean he wasn't afk and you killed him after he jumped through a gate and was busy aligning?

[Endie]

lol ka-tet

[ajax34i]

If I don't autopilot is it safe for me to bring a T1 hauler full of stuffs (scavenged parts, not even sure how much it's worth) into Jita?

You better find out how much the stuff is worth.  T1 hauler can be insta-popped by a BC, so don't haul more than 40 mil per trip.

[Slayerik]

Don't freak the guy out too much. If you arent afk I would feel secure moving up to 200mil in a hauler per load.

New advice....just move shit in battleships :)

And I personally dont target less than 100 mil on AFK guys, anything less is not really worth cost and security status hit. Most of my fellow gankers seem to follow the same (or higher) guidelines.

[Phildo]

How often do you get people after they just came THROUGH a gate while they're aligning?

[K9]

Aren't ships exiting gates cloaked, or something? Or is that just a pretty effect on my screen.

[Morat20]

Here's a totally hypothetical question: If someone where to, say, roll up an alt with the bare minimum skills for suicide ganking -- would anyone need help? This purely hypothetical alt wouldn't have a hauler, so loot splits would have to be discussed.

Totally hypothetically. For reference.

[Phildo]

K9, you stay cloaked for 30 seconds or until you begin moving.  In slower ships, this is enough time for you to be locked and for someone to get a point on you.  I've been gate-camped this way a handful of times.  However, I was wondering if it was viable for suiciding since it only gives you a few seconds to get the scan and the point off.

[Slayerik]

K9, you stay cloaked for 30 seconds or until you begin moving.  In slower ships, this is enough time for you to be locked and for someone to get a point on you.  I've been gate-camped this way a handful of times.  However, I was wondering if it was viable for suiciding since it only gives you a few seconds to get the scan and the point off.

TBH, I came up with a new system.

I can never kill you in a transport ship. So don't haul 200mil plus without it. If you are at your keyboard you are safe 99% of the time no matter what. Suicide gankers prey upon the lazy and afk and stupid. I pray on the rich and stupid.

[Akkori]

Once your security gets to negative 5 or 10 or whatever... isn't that it? Can't get no worse?

[ajax34i]

Can't get below -10 security, but you're free-for-all at -5, and you can't enter 1.0 systems (without being blown up by NPC's) at -2, 0.9 at -2.5, and so on.

[Slayerik]

[02:33:40] s3v3n7 > lo
[02:33:52] 521 1314 > Where are you kill me?
[02:34:07] 521 1314 > How likely.
[02:34:13] 521 1314 > 0.9..
[02:34:28] 521 1314 > Oh. . My days
[02:34:42] s3v3n7 > ya empire just isnt as safe as it used to be
[02:35:25] 521 1314 > Why do you have to kill me?
[02:35:48] s3v3n7 > you had over 100 mil in cargo
[02:36:05] 521 1314 > I now EVE no confidence. . . 0.9 you can kill me. . .
[02:36:23] s3v3n7 > Not if you arent AFK
[02:36:31] s3v3n7 > AFK is bad ... Mmmmk
[02:37:58] 521 1314 > Goods can be returned to me?
[02:38:53] s3v3n7 > Hmmm
[02:39:25] s3v3n7 > Nope sorry, got kids to feed
[02:39:38] 521 1314 > It is very important I
[02:40:00] s3v3n7 > Yeah, well so are my kids
[02:40:05] 521 1314 > Crying:((((
[02:40:50] 521 1314 > You take my goods back to me.  :((
[02:40:55] s3v3n7 > You can always shoot people like I do!
[02:42:12] 521 1314 > Why did you not return my things. . . Those things are me. .
[02:42:30] 521 1314 > It does not belong to you
[02:42:39] s3v3n7 > Not anymore. I took them from you. Eve is not a game for carebears.
[02:43:54] s3v3n7 > I recommend you do not travel AFK with such important cargo
[02:44:18] 521 1314 > Yes. . . EVE a game. . . But you do not observe the rules of the game
[02:44:35] s3v3n7 > What part of the rules state that .9 is safe?
[02:45:28] 521 1314 > Yes. . . 0.9 security you can kill me. .
[02:45:56] 521 1314 > My days. . .
[02:46:47] 521 1314 > 0.9 security police are rubbish. .
[02:47:34] s3v3n7 > Indeed
[02:48:16] 521 1314 > I can be back to the things I?
[02:48:58] 521 1314 > Or give more compensation...
[02:51:45] 521 1314 > lo/......
[02:53:19] 521 1314 > Shameful people fuck you ass
[02:53:35] s3v3n7 > Be nice
[02:53:45] s3v3n7 > Its your own stupid fault
[02:54:43] 521 1314 > Security 0.9
[02:55:00] s3v3n7 > like i said
[02:55:02] s3v3n7 > not safe
[02:55:07] s3v3n7 > cause I own your face
[02:56:19] 521 1314 > ISK 20 million. . . To me how. ?
[02:56:40] 521 1314 > Compensation I
[02:57:44] s3v3n7 > What part of No dont you understand?
[02:58:28] s3v3n7 > Life lessons...I should be charging you
[02:58:31] s3v3n7 > 20 mil
[02:58:49] s3v3n7 > Next time you coulda lost 300 mil
[02:59:09] 521 1314 > fuck...I goods. .
[03:00:15] 521 1314 > EVE, there you that kind of person. . . Really ashamed to EVE
[03:02:44] 521 1314 > Goodbye. . . Do not let me see you after such a person. . . I feel nausea

[Thrawn]

That borders on epic Slay.

[Furiously]

I bet his sweatshop owner beat him soundly....