Team Fortress 2 Unstationary Scrimmage: Sunday, 8PM EST

[schild]

Slayerik, that oafy soldier, decided to challenge us with his fake clan to a scrimmage. Us, being a bunch of respectable fake clan members, led by fearless spies and pyros and giant easy buttons, will accept this challenge because we were probably going to be playing anyway.

Information:
Date and Time: Sunday, October 28th, 8PM EST
Place: F13.NET's IVORY TOWER SERVER
Password: f13scrim
Players: 10 per side

If you are not on the list, please don't even join to spectate until the game starts. Thanks.

Players:
Nerf
Phildo
Ookii
Schild
WayAbvPar
Megrim
Fabricated
Bhodi
Rattran
Strazos

Subs:
Falwell
Caladein
Gimpyone
Soln

In that order.

The Other team, led by either candy or washed out white rappers:
Slayerik

Also, in a friendly exchange, I called Freshfruit and Slayerik claimed MkVenner. We don't even know if they'll play with us.

Finally, if you can't make it, just tell me by Saturday. I'm sure I can find... replacements 

[rattran]

I'd be up for it, as long as it's after 7pm EDT Sunday. I work weekends.

[schild]

I'd be up for it, as long as it's after 7pm EDT Sunday. I work weekends.

Forgot the time, it's at 8pm.

[Ookii]

Where's our TF2 Subforum? 

[Slayerik]

lol

Love the thread schild.

We're up to 7 signups on our forums, I'm guessing by Sunday we should have enough. Should be fun, looking forward to it.

[ahoythematey]

8pm est?    I'll still be working

[schild]

lol

Love the thread schild.

I don't know what you think you're joking about soldier boy. I'll shove that hat up your ass.

[lesion]

I volunteer to be a non-threatening stand-in.

[Slayerik]

lol

Love the thread schild.

I don't know what you think you're joking about soldier boy. I'll shove that hat up your ass.

Oh its on now. Revenge of the washed up white rappers!!! RAWR

[bhodi]

Slayerik's so gangsta, he held the keyboard sideways when he typed that.

[Slayerik]

I make it know I'ma killa by nature (nature)
Ain't no fear in my heart (heart)
I'ma walking time bomb blowing bitches apart
Making all my adversaries recognize I'm the shit
I make bitches out of whole clicks
Ain't no fucking wit dis
Coming wit my nigga "Low souljafied to the finish
Be a G to the fullest, bitch I represent it
Taking niggas on flights, popping up in Jamaica
Playing niggas like a game a sega
Smoking weed and drinking hennessy got a nigga trippin'
I'm on some sick homicidal shit that's the way I'm feelin'
And suited up for combat bitch I'm down for the cause
Kamikazed about my issue ruff rucking it raw
A lot of niggaz talk the game, but I'm keeping it real
Fuck with me and best believe bitch you will get killed
I'm a motherfucking light, I'm gone watch 'em bleed
Even if it means the death of me, and all i heard was...

If I die I'm take 10 niggaz with me
Take ten niggas with me



No lie.

[Slayerik]

On a serious note, any thoughts for rules or maps we want to hit?

I would like to see one match "Highlander" Style, 1 of each type full time. If there are 10 guys then the 1 extra can do whateva or we make that match 9 on 9

Gravelpit, dustbowl, well ? 2fort?(not my favorite but im willing to discuss)

[Strazos]

IN!!

Assholes, starting this when I am working. 

[Fabricated]

Okay then, count me in. Hopefully nothing will come up.

[Trippy]

On a serious note, any thoughts for rules or maps we want to hit?

I would like to see one match "Highlander" Style, 1 of each type full time. If there are 10 guys then the 1 extra can do whateva or we make that match 9 on 9

Gravelpit, dustbowl, well ? 2fort?(not my favorite but im willing to discuss)

Well and 2fort both suck (and Granary and Hydro) for competitive play because of the fucking tie rules. If you want to play them you'll need to come up with some rules on how to handle stalemates.

[schild]

I know how to handle stalemates. 5 games, no time limit, when one team hits 3, we manually change the map.

[Trippy]

No timelimit means you guys could be playing well into Monday if the two sides are nearly evenly matched.

[schild]

No timelimit means you guys could be playing well into Monday if the two sides are nearly evenly matched.

No, if both sides get fed up, there are people with admin powers. Calling it a wash between evenly matched teams seems more than reasonable.

Too bad we're going to stomp their balls into their necks.

[Samwise]

If you have two evenly matched and reasonably coordinated teams with one going all defense and one going all offense, the offensive team WILL push through and score a capture.  Eternal stalemates are the result of neither side being willing to commit to an attack, not the result of both sides being evenly matched.  

The reason you get eternal stalemates in pub games is that offense requires a slightly higher level of coordination -- you need to make sure you all attack at the same time for best effect, whereas the defenders get that for free by virtue of all being in the same place.  It's not a terribly high bar, but it is beyond the average pubtard and therefore it generally only happens by luck in pub games.  I don't see it being as much of a problem here.

[Trippy]

If you have two evenly matched and reasonably coordinated teams with one going all defense and one going all offense, the offensive team WILL push through and score a capture.  Eternal stalemates are the result of neither side being willing to commit to an attack, not the result of both sides being evenly matched.  

The reason you get eternal stalemates in pub games is that offense requires a slightly higher level of coordination -- you need to make sure you all attack at the same time for best effect, whereas the defenders get that for free by virtue of all being in the same place.  It's not a terribly high bar, but it is beyond the average pubtard and therefore it generally only happens by luck in pub games.  I don't see it being as much of a problem here.

If you guys play Highlander-style it's going to be hard to crack a tough D, even with a coordinated O, because of the dearth of ubers.

Also now that I think about it Gravepit and Dustbowl suck as well for competitive play because of the scoring system. You are still goiing to need to make rules for how to handle point ties.

[Azazel]

Hope it's a success and you have another one next week when I can play..

[Trippy]

BTW, you guys need a couple of spectators who can record demos so we can all point and laugh at you guys afterwards.

[Nerf]

I'm definately in

[Megrim]

BTW, you guys need a couple of spectators who can record demos so we can all point and laugh at you guys afterwards.

Is there a HLTV client out for TF2? If not, i figured that if i'm too laggy to play i can go spec and record.

[caladein]

I'd be very much down for Sunday. I guess I'd be on the waiting list though, unless I can't count.

[gimpyone]

Count me in.

[Falwell]

God damnit, how did I miss this thread? Well, put me in as an alternate for Schild's team. I'll teach this Slayer kid how soldiering is done. (NERD WAR!)

[Soln]

I'll carry water for whoever needs it.

[Slayerik]

God damnit, how did I miss this thread? Well, put me in as an alternate for Schild's team. I'll teach this Slayer kid how soldiering is done. (NERD WAR!)

Not a chance sucka. Your bunny hopping skillz fail vrs me.

[NiX]

Shit, missed the sign up. That sucks. Can we spectate/HLTV?

[Slayerik]

im sure they will be at least a few spots for spectators...

[Strazos]

I'm hoping the specs don't lag the server.

[trias_e]

I unfortunately can't make it.  Have to work.  BOO.

But, fun time tonight with 5-6 on both side.

[Slayerik]

I unfortunately can't make it.  Have to work.  BOO.

But, fun time tonight with 5-6 on both side.

You seemed to be a top scorer most the night, good stuff. We'll try to play on F13, if its full though be sure to check if "Morituri Nolumus Mori" server is up, I try to get things going there when I can.

[CharlieMopps]

Damnit, I'm busy tonight... I would've totally showed up to backstab Schlid.