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Phildo
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Reply #2030 on: November 12, 2007, 11:08:19 PM

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Reply #2031 on: November 13, 2007, 01:31:09 AM

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Reply #2032 on: November 13, 2007, 03:31:34 AM


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Reply #2033 on: November 13, 2007, 06:34:14 AM

That's well wrong.

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Reply #2034 on: November 13, 2007, 02:51:22 PM

There's altogether too little alchohol in Orangina to justify that commercial.

There's not enough alcohol in the world to erase those memories. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK. A little warning, next time.

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Reply #2035 on: November 13, 2007, 05:27:16 PM

That's well wrong.

I agree, the octopus should have been male.

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Reply #2036 on: November 13, 2007, 10:38:32 PM


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Reply #2037 on: November 13, 2007, 11:00:07 PM

It's not a ghost, it's Steven Seagal in astral projection form.
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Reply #2038 on: November 14, 2007, 05:06:38 AM

Uh. Damn. That's pretty freaky!  shocked

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Reply #2039 on: November 14, 2007, 06:02:06 AM

It's something on the lens!
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Reply #2040 on: November 14, 2007, 11:00:04 AM

Unfortunately, eyewitnesses were too distracted by gas prices to verify its existence.
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Reply #2041 on: November 14, 2007, 11:33:14 AM

The vampiric spirit of corporate greed?
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Reply #2042 on: November 14, 2007, 07:18:04 PM

I am loving this right now, especially since the album version of the song doesn't have the samples from Fantastic Planet.

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Reply #2043 on: November 14, 2007, 11:40:41 PM

Reality TV is funny

Seriously, this show is brilliant.
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Reply #2044 on: November 15, 2007, 05:51:48 AM

Reality TV is funny

Seriously, this show is brilliant.

Wtf, I haven't watched MTV in like 3 years. 
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Reply #2045 on: November 15, 2007, 09:35:54 AM

Reality TV is funny

Seriously, this show is brilliant.

Ok, seriously... WHAT... THE... FUCK? I know that MTV is shitty shit shit shit reality TV, but what fucking show is that? Lesbian Hookups and Bitchslaps?

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Reply #2046 on: November 15, 2007, 09:40:01 AM

This is from her myspace blog.  I go there about once a year to see if people still care about her, and apparently they do.
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That's right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me....having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love.....but there is a catch.....the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love....the only twist is....yes, there is another twist....the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS....WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH?Huh? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?Huh?

If you're up for a little punishment, go to her myspace and listen to her music.  This chick does everything (badly)!
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Reply #2047 on: November 15, 2007, 09:50:18 AM

Cal (Berkeley) Marching Band plays video game music at half time

Edit: My girlfriend has been watching that show off and on cause she thinks it's hilarious. As you can see, it really is.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2007, 09:53:21 AM by NiX »
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Reply #2048 on: November 15, 2007, 11:37:28 AM

This is from her myspace blog.  I go there about once a year to see if people still care about her, and apparently they do.
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That's right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me....having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love.....but there is a catch.....the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love....the only twist is....yes, there is another twist....the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS....WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH?Huh? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?Huh?

If you're up for a little punishment, go to her myspace and listen to her music.  This chick does everything (badly)!

Something about this story just drives me into an uncontrollable stabby rage. This cunt is being handed money to do this pile of shit show, and I can't even get a publisher to look at a novel? The entertainment business is FUCKED.

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Reply #2049 on: November 15, 2007, 11:50:34 AM

I hear you loud and clear, said as a former professional musician. Fuck that shit, I'll just work IT to pay bills and play for fun.
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Reply #2050 on: November 15, 2007, 12:27:32 PM

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Reply #2051 on: November 15, 2007, 01:30:18 PM


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Reply #2052 on: November 15, 2007, 02:37:19 PM

That was exceedingly awesome. 

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Reply #2053 on: November 15, 2007, 05:19:32 PM


Voodoo & Sauce - a blog.
The Legend of Zephyr - a different blog.
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Reply #2054 on: November 15, 2007, 06:12:52 PM

Wow. That gave me goosebumps!

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Reply #2055 on: November 15, 2007, 07:49:11 PM

That was really impressive.

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Reply #2056 on: November 16, 2007, 07:10:51 AM

I bring you all joy and love!  awesome, for real be with you.
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Reply #2057 on: November 18, 2007, 10:34:44 AM


Voodoo & Sauce - a blog.
The Legend of Zephyr - a different blog.
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Reply #2058 on: November 18, 2007, 01:00:43 PM

I wonder if MJ got a single grain of rice out of that knock-off.
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Reply #2059 on: November 20, 2007, 06:05:13 AM

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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.


Reply #2060 on: November 20, 2007, 06:08:37 AM

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Reply #2061 on: November 20, 2007, 11:38:44 AM


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Reply #2062 on: November 20, 2007, 11:53:36 AM

I wonder if MJ got a single grain of rice out of that knock-off.

It's like... totally different. 


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Reply #2063 on: November 20, 2007, 01:59:00 PM

I was half-considering posting these in the WoW forum, but they certainly qualify for this thread as well:
William...Shatner...is...a...tauren...shaman!
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Reply #2064 on: November 20, 2007, 02:06:24 PM

I just have no fucking words.

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