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SurfD
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Ironwood
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That's well wrong.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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There's altogether too little alchohol in Orangina to justify that commercial.
There's not enough alcohol in the world to erase those memories. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK. A little warning, next time. |
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Oban
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That's well wrong.
I agree, the octopus should have been male. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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stray
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has an iMac.
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It's not a ghost, it's Steven Seagal in astral projection form.
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cmlancas
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Uh. Damn. That's pretty freaky!  |
f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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bhodi
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No lie.
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It's something on the lens!
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geldonyetich2
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Unfortunately, eyewitnesses were too distracted by gas prices to verify its existence.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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The vampiric spirit of corporate greed?
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I am loving this right now, especially since the album version of the song doesn't have the samples from Fantastic Planet. |
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Wtf, I haven't watched MTV in like 3 years. |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Ok, seriously... WHAT... THE... FUCK? I know that MTV is shitty shit shit shit reality TV, but what fucking show is that? Lesbian Hookups and Bitchslaps? |
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Phildo
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This is from her myspace blog. I go there about once a year to see if people still care about her, and apparently they do. That's right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me....having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love.....but there is a catch.....the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love....the only twist is....yes, there is another twist....the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS....WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH?  ? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END? ? If you're up for a little punishment, go to her myspace and listen to her music. This chick does everything (badly)! |
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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« Last Edit: November 15, 2007, 09:53:21 AM by NiX »
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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This is from her myspace blog. I go there about once a year to see if people still care about her, and apparently they do. That's right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me....having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love.....but there is a catch.....the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love....the only twist is....yes, there is another twist....the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS....WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH? ? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END? ? If you're up for a little punishment, go to her myspace and listen to her music. This chick does everything (badly)! Something about this story just drives me into an uncontrollable stabby rage. This cunt is being handed money to do this pile of shit show, and I can't even get a publisher to look at a novel? The entertainment business is FUCKED. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I hear you loud and clear, said as a former professional musician. Fuck that shit, I'll just work IT to pay bills and play for fun.
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geldonyetich2
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Oh, the sheer awesomeness brought tears to the eyes.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Go Bears!!!  |
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Mortriden
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That was exceedingly awesome.
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It's like calling shenanigans. But you say "jihad" instead. - Llava
They are out there, but they are bi-products of funny families. If you know funny old people, see if they have daughters. -Paelos
Yes my seed is that strong. I literally clap my hands and women are with child. -Paelos
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Oh, the sheer awesomeness brought tears to the eyes. Yeah, I welled up myself. That was so great. |
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stu
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Wow. That gave me goosebumps!
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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That was really impressive.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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I bring you all joy and love!  be with you. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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geldonyetich2
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I wonder if MJ got a single grain of rice out of that knock-off.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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That's gotta be a satire. |
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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-Rasix
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Nebu
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I wonder if MJ got a single grain of rice out of that knock-off.
It's like... totally different.  |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Simond
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"You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you."
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I just have no fucking words.
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