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Reply #770 on: August 11, 2006, 12:33:26 PM

That's just your gay gene.

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Reply #771 on: August 11, 2006, 03:05:51 PM

You sure? I thought the tastelessness gene was dominate in this case?

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Reply #772 on: August 12, 2006, 02:09:05 PM

Had to share this one, bike messengers in NYC being, well, assholes (and tempting fate).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8

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Reply #773 on: August 12, 2006, 04:48:30 PM

Those guys are hardcore. Where are the parts where they get hit by people randomly changing lanes and shit? With no helmets...lol

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Reply #774 on: August 12, 2006, 08:53:30 PM

Fearless.
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Reply #775 on: August 12, 2006, 09:33:32 PM

And people wonder why the traffic is such ass in NYC. If people just go gunning through every damn red light after a while you have to treat even green lights as redlights and traffic comes to a halt.

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Reply #776 on: August 12, 2006, 10:02:02 PM

Have we done powerisers yet? I was reminded of them, because the chap who posted the link to me also posted the bike nutters some time back.

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Reply #777 on: August 13, 2006, 08:21:25 AM

Had to share this one, bike messengers in NYC being, well, assholes (and tempting fate).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8

Oh yeah.  7 minutes of bike messengers doing the same stuff I see everytime I walk from the train station to the office in downtown Chicago.  At least the majority of messengers around here have taken to wearing helmets.  Gotta give them sanity points for that much at least.

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Reply #778 on: August 13, 2006, 08:47:39 AM

That's simply amazing. That race's goal could have been "get to the end, alive"
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Reply #779 on: August 13, 2006, 09:45:49 AM

Have we done powerisers yet? I was reminded of them, because the chap who posted the link to me also posted the bike nutters some time back.
That kid has to either be dead or a paraplegic by now.

I remember some documentary about a bunch of bike couriers that called themselves the xmen and got around New York by grabbing onto the bumpers of other cars/trucks zooming along the bridges.

The local Starbucks near my work seems to be a courier hang out and I'm sure that about 60% of them are literally insane, it's as though their psychiatrists tell them to try being a bike courier when they can't hold down any other job.  I'm talking screaming at the top of their lungs about "the beeping noise" insane (the beeps were from his own damn walkie-talkie).
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Reply #780 on: August 13, 2006, 03:46:02 PM

More cheating death: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20111386-2,00.html

(excuse the tabloid newspaper write-up about a "hero driver" - driver had time to do precisely fuck all)
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Reply #781 on: August 14, 2006, 09:25:59 AM


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Reply #782 on: August 14, 2006, 02:20:48 PM

A commercial you aren't going to see.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3913745262811179417&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en-CA

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Reply #783 on: August 15, 2006, 12:52:38 AM

That's fantastic.

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Reply #784 on: August 15, 2006, 03:27:20 PM


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Reply #785 on: August 15, 2006, 04:07:25 PM

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Reply #786 on: August 15, 2006, 04:57:18 PM

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Reply #787 on: August 15, 2006, 07:38:16 PM


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Reply #788 on: August 16, 2006, 10:59:01 AM

A commercial you aren't going to see.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3913745262811179417&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en-CA

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Reply #789 on: August 16, 2006, 05:14:53 PM

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Reply #790 on: August 16, 2006, 09:13:48 PM


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Reply #791 on: August 17, 2006, 01:00:57 AM

That was funny. Odd, in a good way that makes people uncomfortable. People who need to be uncomfortable more often.

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Reply #792 on: August 17, 2006, 04:43:51 AM

PS3 vs Wii

 It might be NSFW...almost...

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Reply #793 on: August 17, 2006, 10:22:38 AM

With Nintendo's latest advertising campaigns I wouldn't be surprised if that became one of them. Though I know it's too over the edge for them, but come one. DS was "Touching is good" and NSMB was "Bigger is better." They have to keep it up with the Wii advertising.
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Reply #794 on: August 17, 2006, 11:06:41 AM

The ultimate Useless Videos link, thanks to Pika at Corp

1500 80s Music Videos

Watching tips for you Youngins.

1) Avoid most of the Punk/ Metal stuff if you want actual vids.  In the 80s real bands were too hardcore (and poor) for that shit, y0.  Anything on there is usually a shakycam vid from a club or concert.

2) When you think it's too cheesy to go on, find the REO Speedwagon or Air Supply videos.  Proceed to see how much worse it is.

Good vids:  Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance"; Genesis - "Land of Confusion" (count the dead celebs!); Sam Kennison  - "Wild Thing" (lotta cameos); Talking Heads - "And She Was"; Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistable"; Peter Gabriel - "Sledgehammer"

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Reply #795 on: August 17, 2006, 06:57:40 PM

I think that maybe needs its own thread - it has everything. And try listening to this without hearing crazy frogs.
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Reply #796 on: August 18, 2006, 11:54:44 PM

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Reply #797 on: August 19, 2006, 08:31:29 AM

I think that maybe needs its own thread - it has everything. And try listening to this without hearing crazy frogs.

I thought about that, but given the lack of response I think this thread was the best choice.  :-D

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Reply #798 on: August 19, 2006, 11:07:34 AM


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Reply #799 on: August 19, 2006, 08:45:48 PM

Heavy Metal Bambi. This made me very happy and I giggled 'til tears came out.
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Reply #800 on: August 19, 2006, 09:03:16 PM


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Reply #801 on: August 20, 2006, 01:05:25 AM

Good vids:  Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance"; Genesis - "Land of Confusion" (count the dead celebs!); Sam Kennison  - "Wild Thing" (lotta cameos); Talking Heads - "And She Was"; Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistable"; Peter Gabriel - "Sledgehammer"

Other than Sledgehammer, which is phenomenal, these are better vids:

The Art Of Noise - Close To The Edit.
Godley and Creme - Cry.
A-ha - Take On Me.
Killing Joke - Love Like Blood.
Front 242 - Headhunter.

But in the end, given that its just a bunch of links (many broken, eg Herbie Hancock) to YouTube, I was unimpressed after a while.

They missed a couple of simply fantastic 80s videos. You'll have to click them to find out what they are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrNVeaXkfZs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBk8HzQp1Sg
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Reply #802 on: August 20, 2006, 02:16:54 AM

They missed this one...

fIREHOSE - Down With the Bass


I was looking for a quality 45 Grave vid (all the ones there suck), but stumbled upon this instead: B Movie Public Service Announcement. Pretty funny.
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Reply #803 on: August 20, 2006, 06:22:39 AM

They missed a couple of simply fantastic 80s videos. You'll have to click them to find out what they are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrNVeaXkfZs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBk8HzQp1Sg

(Hello Schild. This is how you get page impressions for your CPM ads. Every sucker clicked those [aside: New Order video rocks]. What you want is links like this going to something on f13.net, not youtube. And for it to go viral. Fucking youtube.)
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Reply #804 on: August 20, 2006, 08:22:13 AM

I love New Order.  Of course, a bunch of wavers did, too.  Astroworld used to have a new wave/alternative dance night that got air play.  One of the DJs got the bright idea to start playing Blue Monday then switch the song as it got past the intro.  Apparently the riot was impressive.

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