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Wolf
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Reply #210 on: February 22, 2006, 06:34:38 AM

OK that shouldn't be funny to anyone not living in the area, but I'll link it anyway because I laughed so hard:
The Matrix, as directed by Kosturica

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Reply #211 on: February 22, 2006, 06:55:54 AM

The multiscreen part where he was manipulating pictures as just sick....actually looked useful.

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Reply #212 on: February 22, 2006, 09:39:19 AM

Still nothing you couldn't do just as easily with a wheeled mouse, though.  (And with one fewer hand.)
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Reply #213 on: February 22, 2006, 10:05:08 AM

I hate fingerprints on my screen.

I'm sure this thing would look disguisting about 3 days later, so much for eating a chocolate bar then playing. I can't wait to hear the first time someone gets a piece of dirt under their fingernail and bitches about their screen being ruined.

My guess. It was all staged.

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Reply #214 on: February 24, 2006, 07:59:52 PM

the mario 2 kill bill made me very happy.

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Reply #215 on: February 28, 2006, 12:08:13 AM


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Reply #216 on: February 28, 2006, 12:21:38 AM

WOW and OMG come to mind :)

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Reply #217 on: February 28, 2006, 03:16:53 AM

Are you fucking kidding me?

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Reply #218 on: February 28, 2006, 06:07:34 AM

That was absolutely amazing, whoever did that needs to be committed to an asylum.
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Reply #219 on: February 28, 2006, 12:51:01 PM


Holy shit. Someone needs a fucking hobby, ASAP. That was pretty damned cool though- I bet that guy was really good at Mousetrap when he was a kid.

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Reply #220 on: February 28, 2006, 01:24:13 PM

Go go garry's mod.
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Reply #221 on: March 02, 2006, 01:50:50 AM

OMG, I SOOO want one of these things.

Edit to add:

OMFG, Hilarious XBOX 360 Add.   I can SOO see why this would end up banned from most places.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2006, 02:06:37 AM by SurfD »

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Reply #222 on: March 02, 2006, 06:17:13 AM

The guy sniping from down the tunnel was a nice touch.

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Reply #223 on: March 02, 2006, 12:56:44 PM

OMFG, Hilarious XBOX 360 Add.   I can SOO see why this would end up banned from most places.

That kicked ass.

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Reply #224 on: March 02, 2006, 02:26:07 PM

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Reply #225 on: March 02, 2006, 08:51:06 PM

That kicked ass.

At the risk of sounding like"Internet Nerd Guy", I agree its cool, but its based on an episode of the BBC show Spaced (from the guys behind Shaun of the Dead).  Which means that if you think that kicked ass, you might think the show kicks ass, if you have a region free dvd player...
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Reply #226 on: March 03, 2006, 11:34:12 AM

Absolutely astonishing animation sync'd to music (lifted from Neil Peart's website):

http://ns1.wfdns.com/yyz_video.mov

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Reply #227 on: March 03, 2006, 11:52:41 AM

Absolutely astonishing animation sync'd to music (lifted from Neil Peart's website):

http://ns1.wfdns.com/yyz_video.mov

Needs more cowbell.

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Reply #228 on: March 03, 2006, 01:20:14 PM

This kid had way too much Mountain Dew. Might want to turn down your volume for this one. Anyone know what he's saying?
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Reply #229 on: March 03, 2006, 02:54:43 PM

That's not Mountain Dew, that's the spirit of Beezelbub inhabiting his body and force-feeding him crack and crystal meth.

I think he said something about "think postive" in there somewhere, along with "What is this?"

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Reply #230 on: March 03, 2006, 04:19:23 PM

He is loading UT, and it doesn't load fast enough for him. Either it is staged, or Europe is gonna have another Aryan problem in 30 years.

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Reply #231 on: March 03, 2006, 04:19:48 PM

Someone make Der Helm translate.

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Reply #232 on: March 03, 2006, 09:06:36 PM

Absolutely astonishing animation sync'd to music (lifted from Neil Peart's website):

http://ns1.wfdns.com/yyz_video.mov
Needs a rotating platform (you sort of get the effect with the camera moves but it's not the same) and drumstick tossing into the water.
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Reply #233 on: March 03, 2006, 10:18:12 PM

This kid had way too much Mountain Dew. Might want to turn down your volume for this one. Anyone know what he's saying?

I tried to get my girlfriend to translate; the only phrase she could make out was "what is this shit?"
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Reply #234 on: March 04, 2006, 02:55:08 AM


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Reply #235 on: March 04, 2006, 03:15:14 AM

Circle of Life, bitchfist.

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Reply #236 on: March 04, 2006, 08:53:58 AM

Some guy in the comments offered a translation:

Quote
PART 1>>>>go..load faster..damn i want to play..go..start that damn game..START..THE..GAME you son of a wh@re..i dont't say it again..start..out of the way..whats that, oh my god what happened, i want "Unreal TM" i want to play *scream*<<<< TO BE CONTINUED....

PART 2>>>yeah quickstart...now it begins...*jetzt-geht's-los-singing*...play...motherf@@@er...PLAY...UNREAL TOURNAMENT...it's loading i dont want it to load. If it's loading than i have to wait to long. I dont want to wait i want to play
??unknown??? *scream*...think positive just think positive it will start shortly...yes...it begins *laughbraindead* it begins *morebraindeadlaughing*

PART 3 >>> i lost *screamfollowedbymonkeysounds* but i'm pressing "fire" allready whoooaaa...whoooaaa...the escape-button is missing...the escape button...where is it where is the escape button *laughinsane* where is it...so...i dont need help and support (I GUESS HE OPENED THE "HELP"-Menue)...i don't need help hahaha...ahh the "H"-key as "Enter"-Key...so now i'm gonna finish you off...it's not working...

LAST PART>>i will finish you off i will just finish you off...ahhh eat this you son of a wh@re i will finish you off yeahh whoohooo i killed him yeahh i will kill all ya yaehhh *freakout* eat this you son of a wh@re... i will finish you all off...i'll finish you off i'll just finish you off...i'll just pick you off with the assault-rifle...ohh which son of a wh@re is shooting at me...who is shooting at me....nnnoooooo...???damn???garble....(DONT KNOW WHAT HE SCREAMS)....nooo nooooo....<<<
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Reply #237 on: March 04, 2006, 08:39:24 PM

newb

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Reply #238 on: March 06, 2006, 07:26:05 AM

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Reply #239 on: March 06, 2006, 07:52:05 AM

« Last Edit: March 06, 2006, 07:20:51 PM by MrHat »
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Reply #240 on: March 06, 2006, 09:00:55 AM


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Reply #241 on: March 06, 2006, 11:51:19 AM


This video has been removed because of copyright infringment.

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Reply #242 on: March 06, 2006, 12:38:16 PM


This video has been removed because of copyright infringment.
That's pretty funny because the only thing that could possibly get me to go back to watching SNL is if I saw some funny clips.  That show has been just awful for years now, they need to hire a couple more coke heads.
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Reply #243 on: March 09, 2006, 03:09:46 AM

More like definately not safe for work. - schild

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What's with japanese people and jetpacks? - This one IS sfw :)
« Last Edit: March 09, 2006, 03:46:02 AM by Wolf »

As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Reply #244 on: March 09, 2006, 08:53:32 AM

More like definately not safe for work. - schild

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What's with japanese people and jetpacks? - This one IS sfw :)

Thank you.

Keep up the good japanasearching.
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