Useless Videos

[schild]

Azumanga Daioh/Ellen Fleiss /switch Parody

[stray]

"And I was like....'Hrm?'"

Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways?

Better yet, wtf is Azumanga Daioh? 

[schild]

Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways?

You discover the internet 2 weeks ago?
Results 1 - 10 of about 354 for "ellen fleiss". (0.18 seconds)

Ellen Fleiss is a very stoned, very insipid girl who did a /switch ad for Apple back in 2001 or so. Her video was hilarious. Here it is: Right Click, Save As.

Better yet, wtf is Azumanga Daioh?

Results 1 - 10 of about 375,000 for "Azumanga Daioh". (0.13 seconds).

Azumanga Daioh is a pretty funny anime about a handful of girls. It's rather non-stereotypical and not quite as insane as Jungle Wa. It's also a near masterpiece of comedy. Some of it's extremely subtle. Some of it's....not so subtle.

[stray]

Oh, I've heard about this "Google" thing, but I wanted to hear the answers from YOU. Asking another human being a question can be fun....sometimes.

[Samwise]

Asking another human being a question can be fun....sometimes.

Not if I can help it.

[voodoolily]

Hey, schild - in response to the question posed by your avatar: no, the sweater doesn't make you look fat. Your fat face makes you look fat.

Thank god I mostly just kissed your ass when I was a noob. I see how you treat people around here. 

Edit: Oh Jesus fuck. That was Stray you were making fun of? He has like, 4 times the number of posts as me. No excuses, Stray!

[schild]

Uh. Wait. That's Ben Affleck.

I'm so confused.

[stray]

Like I said, I prefer to ask questions. It kind of ties in with your "brick and mortar" thing, Schild.

[voodoolily]

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

[Paelos]

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

[schild]

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

* schild chortles.

[voodoolily]

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

[schild]

We don't want to read your myspace blog though.   

[voodoolily]

That's good, 'cuz then you'd realize what a poser I am. Seriously, I just got Myst Revelations on Sunday.

[schild]

NICE.

[voodoolily]

Yes, it is hell of sick. But truly, I should have been playing it last September.

[Shockeye]

Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

You might want to see a doctor about that kink in your neck. It's gotta be uncomfortable to sleep that way.

[voodoolily]

The better to see up my nose, my pretty.

[Shockeye]

The better to see up my nose, my pretty.

HAWT.

[schild]

Videogaming is art is videogaming is art.

Edit: Oh, if you haven't played Final Fantasy 3 (6 in Japan - and referred to as 6 here, now, I think) - then don't bother. It won't make sense to you. But it is, indeed, brilliant.

[Strazos]

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Pwned, roflcopter, kthx.

Videogaming is art is videogaming is art.

Edit: Oh, if you haven't played Final Fantasy 3 (6 in Japan - and referred to as 6 here, now, I think) - then don't bother. It won't make sense to you. But it is, indeed, brilliant.

Wow...just...wow.

[Trippy]

Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

Ow ow my eyes, my eyes! Add another color combination please?

[Strazos]

Who's Ellen Fleiss anyways?

You discover the internet 2 weeks ago?
Results 1 - 10 of about 354 for "ellen fleiss". (0.18 seconds)

Ellen Fleiss is a very stoned, very insipid girl who did a /switch ad for Apple back in 2001 or so.

Whatever, I'd still hit that.

[Miasma]

Whatever, I'd still hit that.

I guess McDonalds did a real ad campaign trying to use hip young language but failed to have a child explain it to them.



Pictures of the actual ad.

[voodoolily]

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Pwned, roflcopter, kthx.

Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

Who's pwned now, beeatch?

[Signe]

Today is 420 and Ellen Fleiss is the Queen of Stoners!

(please tell me I didn't see schild chortle?)

[voodoolily]

Today is 420 and Ellen Fleiss is the Queen of Stoners!

(please tell me I didn't see schild chortle?)

Ohmygah. I thought I was the only one who realized today was 420. Thanks, Signe. I didn't wanna out myself.

[Paelos]

EVERYBODY GET CRUNK!


There's something I'll never try to say out loud.

[Strazos]

Ben Affleck is a fatty, silly.

So sayeth the "thick valkyrie"

Pwned, roflcopter, kthx.

Hey, I'm thin now, so I can poke the fatties all I want. Princess Fuckyouup reign supreme! (check my myspace blog/profile)

Who's pwned now, beeatch?

Well, certainly not me.

[voodoolily]

Here's a clip of some DDR prodigy.

This being useless video and all.

[HaemishM]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnn.

Having never seen DDR before, I can honestly say that were I ever to play it, it would be physical impossible for me to look any more uncool.

[voodoolily]

I'm sure you don't need any help from DDR to accomplish that. 

[schild]

He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR.

That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated.

[HaemishM]

I'm sure you don't need any help from DDR to accomplish that. 

No, genetics took care of that long before DDR was released.

[voodoolily]

He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR.

That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated.

Yes, the fanboi made it all that more surreal. They should combine the karaoke game w/DDR.