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Reply #35 on: April 21, 2005, 12:38:05 PM

Fuck DDR. I wish I could just gun kids down while they play...



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Reply #36 on: April 22, 2005, 12:22:23 AM

He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR.

That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated.

Yes, the fanboi made it all that more surreal. They should combine the karaoke game w/DDR.

Here you are then - DDR Karaoke with CANADIAN RAPPERS!!!!!
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Reply #37 on: April 22, 2005, 07:17:25 AM

Die.

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Reply #38 on: April 22, 2005, 09:17:57 AM

3 Feet Deep? I wish it were six feet under.

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Reply #39 on: April 22, 2005, 09:20:15 AM

Canadian Rappers? Isn't that an oxymoron on the level of French Soldiers?

EDIT: Ok, I'm scared. I dug that video, and the song. Good beats, tight rap. Please tell me Canadia didn't produce actual white people who can rap.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2005, 09:28:33 AM by HaemishM »

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Reply #40 on: April 22, 2005, 09:30:29 AM

Canada pwns the US at most things, remember? Don't feel bad. WE still pwn them on gun violence. US for teh win!

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Reply #41 on: April 22, 2005, 01:21:57 PM

US still pwns Canada when it comes to female body hair customs.

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Reply #42 on: April 22, 2005, 03:01:16 PM

Canadian Rappers? Isn't that an oxymoron on the level of French Soldiers?

EDIT: Ok, I'm scared. I dug that video, and the song. Good beats, tight rap. Please tell me Canadia didn't produce actual white people who can rap.

Some of the videos on the guys site are pretty cool - the video scratching is impressive (On one of the other videos). I'm with HaemishM - I dug it.

And I agree - I'm tempted to buy the song on itunes. The hampster was funny too.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2005, 01:08:08 PM by Furiously »

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Reply #43 on: May 01, 2005, 11:00:27 PM

Canadian Rappers? Isn't that an oxymoron on the level of French Soldiers?

French Rap is hilarious! Sometimes I turn on MuchMusic (Ghetto MTV) when they play it for a quick laugh. As for us producing good rap, well, that's the first I've seen. Maestro Fresh West makes me cry. Who the hell sings about actual area codes? Sean Paul isn't so bad if you don't mind the whole reggae thing. Kardinal Offishall came out with a few OK songs. Nothing great. You'll hear most unknown canadian (c)rap groups say they're "underground." This is only because they suck greatly. Plus, you can't gangster rap when the only "9" you've had a hold of is change from your monopoly like currency.
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Reply #44 on: May 06, 2005, 10:57:02 AM

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Reply #45 on: May 06, 2005, 11:32:44 AM

It needs sound.  I really want to hear what the naked guy was saying right before they took him down.

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Reply #46 on: May 06, 2005, 02:34:54 PM

Was it really neccessary to use ~20 armed guards and shooting at projectile to take down 1 nude guy?

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Reply #47 on: May 07, 2005, 11:02:06 AM

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Reply #48 on: May 07, 2005, 11:18:36 AM

Old....

Still funny.

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Reply #49 on: July 07, 2005, 02:46:43 PM

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Reply #50 on: July 22, 2005, 12:56:11 PM

ONCOMINGGGG!!!

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Reply #51 on: July 22, 2005, 02:09:57 PM

Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay?

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Reply #52 on: July 30, 2005, 06:16:08 PM

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Reply #53 on: August 02, 2005, 07:50:34 AM

He had a fat japanese "We're not Worthy" dude. If I had fanbois, I might play DDR.

That's the first time I've ever actually seen it played for more than 10 seconds (that is, before I have to run away. Far away.). And I've never participated.

Yes, the fanboi made it all that more surreal. They should combine the karaoke game w/DDR.

Here you are then - DDR Karaoke with CANADIAN RAPPERS!!!!!
When we rock mics

That was awesome.
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Reply #54 on: August 08, 2005, 05:44:16 PM

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Reply #55 on: August 11, 2005, 05:17:13 PM

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Reply #56 on: August 14, 2005, 12:42:58 PM

Funny commercial.  They show that on TV or is it strictly an internet thing?  Did Durex even really make it?

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Reply #57 on: August 16, 2005, 01:32:22 PM

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Reply #58 on: August 17, 2005, 12:05:22 PM


Much better and less painful than the original.

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Reply #59 on: August 17, 2005, 02:51:27 PM

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Reply #60 on: August 18, 2005, 10:34:29 AM

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Reply #61 on: August 25, 2005, 10:47:10 AM

Weird trippy promo for the TV show Lost. Looks like it was made sometime last season since that one guy is still alive. All the women look like they're strung out on something...
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Reply #62 on: September 15, 2005, 07:14:26 AM


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Reply #63 on: September 24, 2005, 08:54:56 PM

I know at least one person here speaks German....WTF are they saying?

http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html

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Reply #64 on: September 26, 2005, 04:46:55 AM

I know at least one person here speaks German....WTF are they saying?

http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html

Edit: Having some time on my hands, I was able to hunt down a version of the clip I can access.

It is from a rather famous german one hit wonder called "Djingis Kahn" (sp?). From the 70's or early 80's if I remember correct.

The text translates to something like ...


 Rock on! Rock on! Rock on!

"Moscow, Moscor, throw your glasses to the wall ...

russia is a beautifull country

Ja lala lala

Moscow, Moscow your soul is so big

at night there is crazy shit happening (literarily: the devil is out there =

Ja lala lala

Moscow, Moscow love is like caviar

with this you will become 100 years old ...

Ja lala lala"
Rock OutRock OutRock Out





And yes, it does not make much sense in german either, but at least it rhymes
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Reply #65 on: September 26, 2005, 02:57:44 PM

Yeah, I actually kind of like the song....in the same way watching accidents is fun.

BTW, the group is Ghengis Khan, spelled in German, with an extra letter (somewhere).

I hear they're big in Japan.

EDIT: Another link for the craziness:

http://opendir.mine.nu/stuff/week_26/Dschinghis%20Khan%20-%20Moskau.mpg

EDIT 2: I just now realized that Helm's avatar is not a kitty in a vase, but a kitty in a Dave and Buster's draft glass.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2005, 03:17:03 PM by Strazos »

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Reply #66 on: September 30, 2005, 11:19:55 AM

Behold, the power of editing.

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Reply #67 on: September 30, 2005, 11:40:12 AM

Behold, the power of editing.

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Le art!

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Reply #68 on: September 30, 2005, 11:50:05 AM

That was editted? Wow, I wouldn't have ever noticed.

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Reply #69 on: September 30, 2005, 11:31:31 PM


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