movies that suck

[Shockeye]

I hate reading when I go to the movies.

[Strazos]

You hate reading when you read a book too, so I'm not sure you're saying a whole lot.

[Righ]

I hate Reading too. The traffic is hell, and the festival was an overpriced rained out mud bath.

[Ironwood]

Although not the same bridge it is in the same area (like within a few feet.)  Seriously, it would have been cool to have the battle on the bridge.

That's the bridge leading towards the Uni.  I went to that Uni.  I had sex on that bridge.  I also puked my guts over it into the murky river so many times you wouldn't believe it.

Ahhh, when I was young.

[Dren]

Although not the same bridge it is in the same area (like within a few feet.)  Seriously, it would have been cool to have the battle on the bridge.

That's the bridge leading towards the Uni.  I went to that Uni.  I had sex on that bridge.  I also puked my guts over it into the murky river so many times you wouldn't believe it.

Ahhh, when I was young.

You've the got the makings of a good screenplay already.  Go forth young man.

[Yegolev]

I turn my brain off when watching movies.  I consider it a plus.  Consequently, while I know Van Helsing was a bad movie by any sort of measurement, I enjoyed it.  I especially enjoyed the high-speed carriage scene, and even moreso the part where it flies off a cliff and explodes.  Hi-larious.  The acting was bad but I found the movie to be funny.  I liked it more than League of ... because I never once got the impression that anyone working on Van Helsing took the movie seriously.

I think I, Robot was useless, unless you like Will Smith's naked torso.

Gladiator was pretty and exciting.  I liked it.  I don't even like whatshisname, the main guy.  I'm not looking it up.

Hero could have been better.  It was pretty, at least.  House of Flying Daggers is aging on the TiVo, along with Island of Doctor Moreau.

Troy was no good.  Kinda made me want to play God of War, though.

I saw the sex scene, or maybe just some of it, in Monster's Ball and now I don't find Halle sexy anymore.  Hmmm... did I in the first place?

Titanic was no good.

Starsky & Hutch, I found OK but I am Stillered-out right now.

I really, really enjoyed the Scooby-Doo movie.

You know what's a really good movie?  It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.  And Bullit.

[Llava]

I especially enjoyed the high-speed carriage scene, and even moreso the part where it flies off a cliff and explodes.

I liked how it catches on fire for no discernable reason.  I think it was supposed to be sparks from the werewolf's claws scraping the metal.  Yeah, that'll set a whole carriage ablaze.

[Ironwood]

I think I, Robot was useless, unless you like Will Smith's naked torso.

Which made it useful for my wife and, by a simple cause and effect, me.

[Kenrick]

I'll go ahead and add Family Stone to the list since I saw it (I'm married) this past weekend.

However, it did confirm two things:

1) Sarah Jessica Parker Bueller Broderick is just as ugly as she was yesterday.

2) Rachel McAdams is especially hot as a brunette.

[Bunk]

Saw Underworld Evolution. Enjoyed it on a Blamo! Splat! Glorch! OOH SIDE BOOBIES!! Shred! Splug! level.

I thought the first one had more style, but this was a perfectly fun action movie.

[Morfiend]

Kingdom of Heaven. Worst. Fucking. Movie. EVAR!

[Murgos]

Kingdom of Heaven. Worst. Fucking. Movie. EVAR!

Ridley Scott hasn't made a good movie since the late 80's.  It's like the act of making Thelma and Louise sucked all the talent out of him.  I blame Brad Pitt.

[schild]

Kingdom of Heaven. Worst. Fucking. Movie. EVAR!

Ridley Scott hasn't made a good movie since the late 80's.  It's like the act of making Thelma and Louise sucked all the talent out of him.  I blame Brad Pitt.

I liked Matchstick Men, Gladiator, and to a degree, even Hannibal. Here certainly doesn't make the most cerebral flicks though.

[Murgos]

I haven't seen Matchstick Men but for me Gladiator and Hannibal were one shot movies.  They were ok but they weren't watchable over and over again.

Alien?  Blade Runner?  Black Rain, to me, is one of the best Cop Noir movies ever made.  Whatever it was he had in the 80's he doesn't have it now, probably hunger.

[Yegolev]

Matchstick Men was strangely watchable.  It is normally the sort of movie that annoys me.

[Madman]

Why has nobody mentioned 'Deep Blue Sea' as a movie that sucked.

Well, I personally found it awesome, but then again I truly love movies that suck as evidenced by the fact that I have watched ALL of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon!

[Wolf]

Because when you say "Deep Blue Sea" it reminds me of "Into the Blue", Which in turn reminds me of Jessica Alba. Swiming. Like a fucking female elf. Damn. Oh, Jessica, please make me your slave...

Bunk - Isn't your avatar from a movie that sucked. Bad. Damn it sucked.

[Ironwood]

I liked Deep Blue Sea.

It was a film about Intelligent Killer Sharks.  Anyone expecting high drama, acting, or plot deserved to be dissappointed.

There were also gratuitous panty shots.

[Wolf]

...something...
There were also gratuitous panty shots.

There. I'm thinking about Into the Blue again.

[Ironwood]

Maybe I ought to watch that one as well.  I tend to think of Betty Blue instead.

[HaemishM]

Deep Blue Sea was a fun popcorn flick.

I couldn't make it through Matchstick Men. Themla and Louise, now THERE was a movie that was a crime against nature. Ridley Scott's made some decent post-80's flicks. Blackhawk Down, Gladiator and Kingdom of Heaven were all decent if not spectacular flicks. I think Gladiator was certainly overrated, but Crowe really should have won an Oscar for his performance in L.A. Confidential, before he got too big to do supporting stuff.

[Bunk]

Bunk - Isn't your avatar from a movie that sucked. Bad. Damn it sucked.

Yes, yes it is. And yes, i do own the movie and have in fact watched it all the way through more than once.

The avatar is actually a result of me admitting to having read the book that movie is based on, and actually quite enjoying it.

[Ironwood]

Oh behave.

The Book was Atrocious.

[Shockeye]

Napoleon Dynamite was a crime against the world. It will violate you in ways you didn't know you could be violated.

[Murgos]

Napoleon Dynamite was a crime against the world. It will violate you in ways you didn't know you could be violated.

Movie cut a little close to home, huh?

[Rasix]

Napoleon Dynamite was a crime against the world. It will violate you in ways you didn't know you could be violated.

Movie cut a little close to home, huh?

My mom didn't like the movie, she found it too uncomfortable.  She attributes this to being somewhat of a giant nerd in high school.

[schild]

I didn't like Napolean Dynamite. And it hit nowhere close to home with me. Koboshi described it best, "It's like being beat up by nerds."

[Morfiend]

Kingdom of Heaven were all decent if not spectacular flicks.

How can you not dispise this movie? About 45 minutes of screan time where close ups of Orlando's face, as he tried to do looks other than constipated? Not the mention the last seen in the movie... *SPOILER* of his lovingly stroking a flower as the wind blew through his hair. This movie sucked in so many ways I cant even describe. God did it suck.

[Righ]

The Book was Atrocious.

Seconded, but I would have said it was bunk.

[Wolf]

The Book was Atrocious.

Seconded, but I would have said it was bunk.

What? I love that book. It's like the first post appocalyptic sci-fi I ever read. Heck, it's the first sci-fi I ever read. I was six. And I'm Re-reading it right now (for the third or fourth time), and I still love it.

How can anyone watch the movie twice is beyond me :)

[Bunk]

I also have the accomplishment of successfully reading all ten volumes of Mission Earth.

[Shockeye]

I also have the accomplishment of successfully reading all ten volumes of Mission Earth.

That's not an accomplishment, that was a requirement of joining Scientology.

[schild]

I also have the accomplishment of successfully reading all ten volumes of Mission Earth.

That's not an accomplishment, that was a requirement of joining Scientology.

No no, buying the leather bound set with each page printed on baby seal skin and written in the blood of christian infants is the requirement for joining. Reading it for pleasure is a feat few have undertaken. Less than those who have attempted to climb Mt. Everest for sure.

[Hanzii]

Maybe I ought to watch that one as well.  I tend to think of Betty Blue instead.

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Now, there's a movie that sucked but you had to pretend to like if you wanted to get laid in the 80s.
(at least in my part of the world where we don't run screaming at the sight of subtitles)

[WayAbvPar]

Maybe I ought to watch that one as well.  I tend to think of Betty Blue instead.

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Now, there's a movie that sucked but you had to pretend to like if you wanted to get laid in the 80s.
(at least in my part of the world where we don't run screaming at the sight of subtitles)

That was Dirty Dancing for me. Godfuckingdamn I hated that movie. I still want Patrick Swayze to die a thousand horrifying deaths for inflicting it on an unsuspecting public.