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Topic: So. Raging Douchebag Week is Upon Us. (Read 117988 times)
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Haw har har haw.
There's an amoeba above the word, now, since the original atom faded out.
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Furiously
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Interesting... In both your's and Schild's photos that I have seen you can see straight up your noses.
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Pococurante
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Here is a picture of me doing field work (in all fairness since I outed schildy) Yikes. Mantis' wherever you live are much more cuddily than here in Texas. The photographer would be shooting your bloodied armstump... We had a sac pop this past weekend in my garage and the kids spent all day teasing eyelash-sized armstump-makers out to the garden. Cute little guys when they're that little, and as tame as a junkyard dog. The tarantulas are much more mellow. Well except during mating season.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Interesting... In both your's and Schild's photos that I have seen you can see straight up your noses.
Well, that's because I was a coke whore in a previous life. I have issues with how "chinny" I photograph. Mantises here don't bite, they just swivel their little alien heads around and look at you with their bulbous eyes, looking for a way off.
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Furiously
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I have issues with how "chinny" I photograph.
I suppose you can't really grow a beard to fix that one.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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My chin isn't even that big, really, but when I smile I'm all jawline. I got it from my grandma.
It's funny that you mentioned my nostrils, because today I got a message from a random stranger on MySpace complimenting their symmetry and asking where I had them done (I told him I had them done in my mom's uterus).
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Furiously
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Better watch out. You've seen what some have said about Jennifer Garner's glourous jawline here.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Yes, I am aware. I notice the jawline of many women, actually. Morgan Webb, Minnie Driver, huge jaws on those broads. Mine is not mannish, per se, but it's not a little pixie chin by any stretch.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I like the tat and the great, alien buggy.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Thank you, Signe! I'm so flattered that you're using my arm as your avatar.
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Signe
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Muse.
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It's a damn fine arm and that's a damn fine bug.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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You know, I must agree with Signe. Fantastic Arm and that bug is phenomenal. I did however intially think you were bleeding (The shadow), and I'd like to thank you for "outing" Schild. I saw a sort-of picture of him but never one where he really showed up.
Now..to post a picture of.. H a e m c o w
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Now..to post a picture of.. H a e m c o w
Make sure you dress him up first. We need no nakkid. Also, nice avatar.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Thank ya. And I doubt I could get an actual naked picture of him unless I somehow pull his shorts down while he is sleeping and hover over him with my camera phone.
Oooh ideas.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Do not give the PopTart ideas.
My nekkidness would change your lives. But I will not give it to you, because you don't get to have nice things.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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lol
More Ideas, k?
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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WayAbvPar
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I want a picture of Snow Beast mauling Haemish. Even if it is just play-mauling
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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lol
More Ideas, k?
Make sure he isn't turned sideways or else we might not be able to tell he's in the picture.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I want a picture of Snow Beast mauling Haemish. Even if it is just play-mauling Or humping his leg. It's cute- schildy acted all mad and stuff that I posted the img but I noticed he didn't take it down.... I think a certain someone is pretending to be shy!
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« Last Edit: May 24, 2005, 09:17:46 AM by voodoolily »
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schild
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Make sure he isn't turned sideways or else we might not be able to tell he's in the picture. omfg. Forgot he was visible in only 2 dimensions.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Make sure he isn't turned sideways or else we might not be able to tell he's in the picture. omfg. Forgot he was visible in only 2 dimensions. The fifth dimension and the black dimension?
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I want a picture of Snow Beast mauling Haemish. Even if it is just play-mauling Or humping his leg. The scary part is that SHE (yes, the dog is a she) DOES hump my leg when she gets excited, usually after I've gotten home from work. I have no idea what that means, but it is the funniest looking thing.
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voodoolily
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The family I adopted my cat (Desmond) from has two lesbian dogs. They're obviously female, but they take turns humping each other.
The other day I caught my other cat Bock standing over Desmond from behind, holding the scruff of his neck in his teeth and kinda growling. It was hard not to assume some hanky-panky was going on. Either that, or Bock fancied Desmond his prey, and had him in the death grip.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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voodoolily
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AWWWW!
Dang, he IS skinny. You ARE skinny, HAem! But that's cool - the closer to the bone, the sweeter is the meat, eh, Super PopTart?
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schild
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Stop fluffing up our threads.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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AWWWW!
Dang, he IS skinny. You ARE skinny, HAem! But that's cool - the closer to the bone, the sweeter is the meat, eh, Super PopTart?
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Excuse you all dorks. My husband is a damn good looking man. And my dog is beeeaauuuttiiffful. She is Princess Humperdink.
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« Last Edit: May 24, 2005, 10:36:42 AM by SuperPopTart »
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Someone perhaps skinnier than myself. I thought I'd never see the day.
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-Rasix
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Stop fluffing up our threads.
It was supposed to be a compliment. It's my skinny version of "more cushion for the pushin'" (how to defend being large and in charge). Oh, wait. Y'all can't have nice things. Sorry, I forgot.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Excuse you all dorks. My husband is a damn good looking man. And so is my dog. So nyah.
Finally I have a face to put in my fantasies. Thank ya.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Excuse you all dorks. My husband is a damn good looking man. And so is my dog. So nyah.
Your dog is a damn good looking man?
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WayAbvPar
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Excuse you all dorks. My husband is a damn good looking man. And so is my dog. So nyah.
Finally I have a face to put in my fantasies. Thank ya. Didn't you see the pictures of Snow Beast that H posted before?
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Furiously
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The voice doesnt match the face at all.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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VooDooLily,
You are slowly gaining my ire.
Stop making fun of my puppy.
Or else.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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