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Samwise
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Reply #105 on: May 06, 2017, 12:44:41 PM

It's an MP3 player with a salt shaker attached.

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HaemishM
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Reply #106 on: May 06, 2017, 11:10:29 PM

I don't even...

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Reply #107 on: May 07, 2017, 12:31:27 AM

went to the page

I have literally no idea what this actually does

but i've been trying to convince myself that this is a good way to spend $9,000: http://www.bang-olufsen.com/en/collection/wireless-speaker-systems/beosound-shape
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Reply #108 on: May 07, 2017, 02:01:29 AM

maybe it shoots the salt straight onto your plate?

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Reply #109 on: May 07, 2017, 12:03:04 PM

Wasn't this, like, a Google April Fool's joke??

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Reply #110 on: September 01, 2017, 01:45:50 PM

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Reply #111 on: September 01, 2017, 02:16:05 PM

Funny, watching this right now

https://youtu.be/_Cp-BGQfpHQ
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Reply #112 on: September 03, 2017, 03:25:05 AM

Thanks for pointing that channel out. That man is great, I am sure his kisses taste like WD40!

As opposed to the founder of Juicero, who said things like:
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Reply #113 on: September 03, 2017, 10:04:06 AM

Yea, I've watched about 30 of his videos since yesterday. He's fucking great.
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