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Mrbloodworth
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Reply #980 on: February 13, 2008, 11:08:08 AM

I say it's the fupa.  And I absolutely refuse to google up a link explaining that.

lol @ FUPA.

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Reply #981 on: February 13, 2008, 04:51:40 PM

Yes, it's often that I think "Look at the lobes on that one!"

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Reply #982 on: February 20, 2008, 09:23:12 AM

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Reply #983 on: February 22, 2008, 12:21:15 PM

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Reply #984 on: February 22, 2008, 01:49:49 PM

Why would you want the discarded husk of Britney Spears?

Over and out.
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Reply #985 on: February 22, 2008, 02:02:50 PM

Because I'm a deeply loving person with a heart of gold. 

I see a troubled soul tossed on the seas of life's turmoil and my deepest instinct is to help.
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Reply #986 on: February 22, 2008, 02:09:50 PM

You just want easy sex and money. tongue

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #987 on: February 22, 2008, 03:35:33 PM

You just want easy sex and money. tongue

What kind of deviant wants that??

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Reply #988 on: February 22, 2008, 03:39:23 PM

I cannot believe that you would debase the sanctity of the Britney Spears thread in such a cavalier fashion.







Hehe, there's a titty in Sanctity.
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Reply #989 on: February 28, 2008, 06:20:45 AM

And the LAPD gets involved.

I'm going to start working on that Britney Spears screenplay I've been putting off.
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Reply #990 on: February 29, 2008, 06:45:50 AM

I was thinking this story would be better suited to Broadway.

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Reply #991 on: February 29, 2008, 09:42:41 AM

I was thinking this story would be better suited to Broadway.

Titanic, already been done.

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Reply #992 on: February 29, 2008, 11:28:37 AM

This thread needs more racy celeb pics...

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Reply #993 on: February 29, 2008, 11:59:19 AM

This thread needs more racy celeb pics...
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Reply #994 on: February 29, 2008, 12:02:16 PM

HIGH FIVE!
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Reply #995 on: March 06, 2008, 09:25:53 AM

Britney's Dad Won't Back Down.

Good for him.  Someone needed to grab the reins and hold on.

The best part is that she is acting a little tiny bit more normal.
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Reply #996 on: March 16, 2008, 04:49:34 PM

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Reply #997 on: March 16, 2008, 05:00:38 PM

Hah! No records have been leaked.

*Fires Employees*

Oh, shit, why would they leak the records!

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Reply #998 on: March 16, 2008, 08:31:12 PM

I used to work in a medical records storage/distribution facility that served half a dozen area hospitals.  Trust me, there is no privacy.  They may have come down on these people for peeking at the records of a celebrity, but chances are someone somewhere is griefing his co-worker by putting pictures of the inside of your grandfather's colon inside his copy of People magazine.

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Reply #999 on: April 04, 2008, 02:40:39 PM

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=308162&GT1=7702

Out of that I just want to highlight one thing:


The bulk of Federline's income came from his work on a Nationwide car insurance commercial that aired during the Super Bowl. Federline was paid $377,000 for playing a fry cook who dreams of being a rap star, wearing fur coats and flashing huge diamond rings.

He earned $15,000 for appearing at his 29th birthday party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, and $50,000 for a series of appearances at Las Vegas clubs in December 2007.

Federline also pays $18,228 per month in child support, rent and private school tuition for his two children from a previous relationship.

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I know why "stars" get paid to do things like show up at a party, but when you step back and think for 1 second about it, it's really funny to see how society has changed over the years.

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Reply #1000 on: April 07, 2008, 09:16:50 AM

How the fuck does a no talent shitheel get paid to show up at his OWN FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY!?

I'm in the wrong goddamn business.

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Reply #1001 on: April 07, 2008, 09:57:30 AM

He earned $15,000 for appearing at his 29th birthday party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas,

His agent must be really good.
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Reply #1002 on: April 07, 2008, 11:34:24 AM

Has anyone been watching Dirt? They're doing a great story arc that parallels the Spears trainwreck.

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Reply #1003 on: May 18, 2008, 01:01:30 PM


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Reply #1004 on: June 02, 2008, 04:10:18 AM

I was playing around with Google Alerts and thought that it would be amusing to create a Britney Spears news alert.

Stupid idea.  I thought I might get one or two stories a week, perhaps with a spike when she commits her next misdemeanor.  No, I'm getting hourly Britney updates. 

Its a deluge of Britney.  This is just the tip of the iceberg of Britney that my inbox has become.

John Lyndon, aka Johnny Rotten, is keen to write a song for Britney Spears after her recent troubles.
Rumours that Britney Spears is pregnant have been stubbed out, literally, after she was photographed indulging on a cigarette.
Britney Spears' plans of starting a sideline career as a furniture designer have been shattered.
Troubled star BRITNEY SPEARS' former manager LARRY RUDOLPH has refuted reports the singer is in secret negotiations to stage a major comeback spectacular
The Los Angeles court commissioner overseeing Britney Spears’ conservatorship case said the star’s condition is “too tenuous”
BRITNEY SPEARS is determined to get her career back on track - after losing her place in a select group of Hollywood's richest women.

Scary.  I'd turn it off, but my days would be a little emptier.
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Reply #1005 on: June 02, 2008, 04:23:03 AM

She has been photographed multiple times smoking while with and holding her kids (yes her kids really are better off with Kevin as mind-boggling as that seems). If she was pregnant (and recent bikini pictures would suggest otherwise ACK!) photographs of her smoking and even drinking alcohol while carrying would not be unexpected.

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Reply #1006 on: June 02, 2008, 07:42:09 AM

She has been photographed multiple times smoking while with and holding her kids (yes her kids really are better off with Kevin and mind-boggling as that seems). If she was pregnant (and recent bikini pictures would suggest otherwise ACK!) photographs of her smoking and even drinking alcohol while carrying would not be unexpected.
No kidding.  These people follow her every move.  Wtf do they think she wouldn't smoke because she's pregnant?

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Reply #1007 on: June 02, 2008, 09:01:26 AM

Because she was a responsible, mature parent who never endangered her kids, of course.

Oh, and attention spans the size of gnats means that the incidents documented in the previous pages of this thread don't count.  Only the last 2-3 months count for anything.  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #1008 on: June 02, 2008, 09:09:41 AM

Oh, and attention spans the size of gnats means that the incidents documented in the previous pages of this thread don't count.  Only the last 2-3 months count for anything.  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #1009 on: June 06, 2008, 08:00:04 PM

Oh, and attention spans the size of gnats means that the incidents documented in the previous pages of this thread don't count.  Only the last 2-3 months count for anything.  Ohhhhh, I see.

Sorry what did you say. I was going to say something then I got distracted by the boobs of your avatar and cant remember anymore...

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Reply #1010 on: June 07, 2008, 04:46:59 PM

Did someone say they have a shoot of Britney's boobs?

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Reply #1011 on: June 09, 2008, 03:43:14 AM

My Google alert tells me that Adnan Ghalib is getting death threats for offering to reveal to the world Britney's glory.
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Reply #1012 on: June 09, 2008, 04:44:41 AM

My Google alert tells me that Adnan Ghalib is getting death threats for offering to reveal to the world Britney's glory.

From a tape from last year?  Like when she was 30 pounds heavier and with the buzz cut?  Really, what's the point?

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Reply #1013 on: June 09, 2008, 06:54:24 AM

Good point.   ACK!
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Reply #1014 on: June 09, 2008, 08:23:42 AM

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