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Reply #1015 on: June 18, 2008, 04:40:02 PM


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Reply #1016 on: June 18, 2008, 04:44:08 PM

You can't ruin Britney for me. 

Not even with that.

Edit: but that is a damn good try.
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Reply #1017 on: June 18, 2008, 10:56:58 PM

That was funny as hell. I cracked up as soon as the hat came off.

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Reply #1018 on: June 19, 2008, 06:18:18 AM

You have a pretty face like a girl, Paelos.  Not being mean, you just do.  Well, except the beard.  And you need hormones.  Or homoans, as they pronouce it in your neck of the woods.

That show was on while we were home, waiting for The Mole.  (me.  Righ doesn't like reality shows.)  We both looked up and said at the same time, "it's a man". 

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Reply #1019 on: June 19, 2008, 06:34:47 AM

Wait...Nix is a Britney Spears impersonator?
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Reply #1020 on: June 19, 2008, 06:35:45 AM

Hasslehoff is awesome.

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Reply #1021 on: June 19, 2008, 08:08:51 AM

Hasslehoff is awesome.

The only fun bit of that show was when he stood up and said to the audience, "What is wrong with you people?"  I like some reality shows, but I've never much cared for talent shows.  Pop Idol, and all those dancing shows just put me right to sleep.  I like Hasslehoff's drunk eyes.

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Reply #1022 on: June 19, 2008, 08:51:40 AM


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Reply #1023 on: June 19, 2008, 09:16:53 AM

 ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!

Ummmm, why does that man look prettier than Britney does these days?

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Reply #1024 on: June 19, 2008, 11:40:18 AM

My Britney Google Alert is going nuts, so apparently she is now Aunt Britney. 

They are in McComb, Haemish, if you want to bring them flowers and cards as a gesture of f13's continuing devotion.
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Reply #1025 on: June 19, 2008, 12:28:24 PM

Only if the flowers are white-trash-eating venus flytraps.

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Reply #1026 on: June 19, 2008, 12:30:07 PM

Those would do more damage to the Gulf Coast than Katrina.

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Reply #1027 on: June 19, 2008, 12:32:32 PM

Those would do more damage to the Gulf Coast than Katrina.

You have to go a bit north or west of the Coast to get to the white trash.  Not too much.

Only if the flowers are white-trash-eating venus flytraps.

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Reply #1028 on: June 19, 2008, 01:39:04 PM

My Britney Google Alert is going nuts, so apparently she is now Aunt Britney. 

They are in McComb, Haemish, if you want to bring them flowers and cards as a gesture of f13's continuing devotion.

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Reply #1029 on: June 20, 2008, 06:50:39 AM

Only if the flowers are white-trash-eating venus flytraps.
Wouldn't that be a venus whitetrashtrap?
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Reply #1030 on: June 20, 2008, 07:57:47 AM

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Reply #1031 on: June 20, 2008, 09:45:36 AM



For a brief, joyous instant, I thought that was an euphemism for 'was hit by a bus'. Well. Shit.

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Reply #1032 on: June 23, 2008, 01:05:29 AM

Because I won't create another thread (and I post about celebrities with real problems in this thread anyways):

Amy Winehouse has emphysema


I don't have any opinion about her particularly, but that trips me out. And scares me. She's only 24. Wtf. I think I need to quit smoking asap. Even if I don't smoke crack, I might not be far behind getting that shit.
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Reply #1033 on: June 23, 2008, 01:23:04 AM

You think it's just crack doing that to Winehouse? Hah.
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Reply #1034 on: June 23, 2008, 01:24:31 AM

No, I mean... I think that with my rate of smoking, I might be able to compete with Winehouse's combo of crack and cigs. This shit scares me... I didn't know it was possible for anyone to develop emphysema that early.

[edit] My chest hurts.
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Reply #1035 on: June 23, 2008, 01:28:41 AM

Crack, Cigs, Pot, Angeldust laced whatever, can you smoke heroin yet? I bet she's smoked everything she can smoke.
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Reply #1036 on: June 23, 2008, 01:31:36 AM

Yeah, you can smoke heroin. I've done it on accident heh. Just not for years on end. Maybe I'm alright to continue smoking.  Ohhhhh, I see.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

[edit] http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4433313a5620.html

She's also been known to snort vodka.

Now I'm sorry to say, but that shit deserves a medal.
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Reply #1037 on: June 23, 2008, 01:37:34 AM

Snort. Vodka. Awesome.
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Reply #1038 on: June 23, 2008, 03:03:34 AM

This is the "They try to make me go to rehab" woman, right?  She'll be dead within 5 years, tops. The call for the drug dealers to "stay away or you'll kill her!"  Yeah, I'm sure that now the dealers will go, "Oh shit, really? Fuck I guess I'll stop selling.  I didn't know this shit was dangerous."  Ohhhhh, I see.

  Yes, it's possible to get emphysema that young.  It's possible to have developed lung cancer at that point, too.  Didn't your health class show you the wonderful videos of the 19 and 20 year olds who were missing lungs or parts of their jaws because they'd been dipping/ smoking since they were 13?   The jock missing 70% of his jaw and part of his tongue was the one that I most remember. Yay for looking & sounding like a stroke victim at 20.

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Reply #1039 on: June 23, 2008, 03:17:28 AM

The early consequences of dipping I knew about. I had no clue about young smoking victims though.
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Reply #1040 on: June 23, 2008, 06:59:19 AM

I like Hasslehoff's drunk eyes.

Yeah, he's awesome.  Observe!

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Reply #1041 on: June 23, 2008, 07:13:17 AM

The introduction of Amy Winehouse to this thread only shows what a delicate flower Britney is by comparison.
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Reply #1042 on: June 23, 2008, 07:19:11 AM

Took me awhile to find one that did not make me vomit all over my keyboard.

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Reply #1043 on: June 23, 2008, 07:57:00 AM

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Reply #1044 on: June 23, 2008, 07:57:55 AM

An ugly, heavier Claire Forlani (who does, admittedly, need to put on some weight).
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Reply #1045 on: June 23, 2008, 07:59:56 AM

She looks like a girl I used to know, scary thought.

Thank god my most recent blood test came back clean.

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Reply #1046 on: June 23, 2008, 09:15:36 AM

The early consequences of dipping I knew about. I had no clue about young smoking victims though.

My wife's cousin got emphezema in her 20's from smoking both cigarettes and dope. Mostly cigs, though. Lots and lots of them. If you are worried about that, your ass needs to quit like yesterday.

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Reply #1047 on: June 23, 2008, 02:09:50 PM

My grandfather died with emphysema.  It was terrible.  Of course, he smoked something like 4 or 5 packs of non-filtered cigs or roll ups a day, right up until the time he stopped being able to walk in his late 60s.  Then my grandmother wouldn't give him cigs or vodka anymore but it was too late.  He was in his early 70s.  I was young and you would think that I would have learned a lesson but I still smoked, as did everyone in my family.  Stopping was hard but good.

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Reply #1048 on: June 23, 2008, 03:18:47 PM

My great-grandfather died of emphysema, but since I remember him you can tell that, while it was a bad way to go, it didn't take him young.  He was in his 90s, after a lifetime of smoking, 40 years down the mines mainly in the first half of the twentieth century, and living in a damp, mildewed council house in the soaking west coast of Scotland.

Given all that, you have to stand in awe at what Winehouse has done to herself.

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Reply #1049 on: June 23, 2008, 06:21:27 PM

That doesn't even make sense Endie.
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