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Johny Cee
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Reply #2695 on: April 30, 2008, 12:15:38 PM

How do you un- ionize something? Is that even a word? Head scratch

Carboxylic acids and amines for example have their ionized and unionized forms.  The unionized form of acids would be the conjugate acid, for example.  These terms are used often in pharmaceutical chemistry. 

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Reply #2696 on: April 30, 2008, 12:22:40 PM

Ah, pharmaceutical terms.

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Reply #2697 on: April 30, 2008, 01:36:59 PM

How do you un- ionize something? Is that even a word? Head scratch

Carboxylic acids and amines for example have their ionized and unionized forms.  The unionized form of acids would be the conjugate acid, for example.  These terms are used often in pharmaceutical chemistry. 

You're such a nerd.  I bet you didn't even look that up!
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Reply #2698 on: April 30, 2008, 02:14:51 PM

You're such a nerd.  I bet you didn't even look that up!

I would hope not.  It'd be like me looking up the actual size of a 2x4 or Trippy not answering a tech question in less than 3 minutes.

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Reply #2699 on: April 30, 2008, 04:53:17 PM

You never know... I could be a poser.  It's pretty awesome to pretend you're a scientist.  Chicks dig it. 

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Reply #2700 on: April 30, 2008, 08:01:25 PM

You never know... I could be a poser.  It's pretty awesome to pretend you're a scientist.  Chicks dig it. 

I tried that once, but the name Gordon Freeman doesn't impress chicks.
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Reply #2701 on: April 30, 2008, 08:55:14 PM

I sometimes tell the new girls at work that my name is Axel Foley.

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Reply #2702 on: May 01, 2008, 03:40:36 AM


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Reply #2703 on: May 01, 2008, 06:45:46 AM

I can't be arsed to tell anyone my name anymore.  Every time I do, I have to teach them how to say it.  My neighbour thinks my name is Cecillia.  Fine.  It is now.

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Reply #2704 on: May 01, 2008, 08:28:27 AM

I know it's not common in the States, but it's not that difficult a name.  Not like it's an Irish name.


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Reply #2705 on: May 01, 2008, 09:01:54 AM

Is it healthy for a 26 year old male to be horny all the fucking time?
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Reply #2706 on: May 01, 2008, 09:04:06 AM

Embrace it now before medication is needed to keep it going.


Hugs.

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Reply #2707 on: May 01, 2008, 09:13:19 AM

That's what I'm thinking.


 this guy looks legit
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Reply #2708 on: May 01, 2008, 09:16:11 AM

Is it healthy for a 26 year old male to be horny all the fucking time?

If not then I'm fucked at 33 with the same affliction.

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Reply #2709 on: May 01, 2008, 09:18:58 AM

It's lovely the two of you with barely dressed women avatars are the only ones admitting to being little horndogs.

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Reply #2710 on: May 01, 2008, 09:27:54 AM

Yeah, I know.  We're so subtle about it, too.

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Reply #2711 on: May 01, 2008, 09:36:05 AM

The rest of us sate ourselves whilst leering at their avatars and thus are no longer quite as horny. It is a public service they provide.

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Reply #2712 on: May 01, 2008, 09:41:37 AM

Is it healthy for a 26 year old male to be horny all the fucking time?

Recent studies suggest that masturbating 5+ times a week decreases the rate of prostate cancer.  So yes, it's healthy.

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Reply #2713 on: May 01, 2008, 09:43:21 AM

Always wash with soap and water after shaking hands.

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Reply #2714 on: May 01, 2008, 09:45:11 AM

Is it healthy for a 26 year old male to be horny all the fucking time?

Recent studies suggest that masturbating 5+ times a week decreases the rate of prostate cancer.  So yes, it's healthy.

Hrm.. is that ONLY masturbation, or ejaculation in general? I'm good one way, the other not so much, so I ask.

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Reply #2715 on: May 01, 2008, 10:30:09 AM

It's probably about cleaning out the duct work.

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Reply #2716 on: May 01, 2008, 10:40:06 AM

Just thinking, at what point do I become less as I get older?
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Reply #2717 on: May 01, 2008, 10:45:14 AM

Dead.
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Reply #2718 on: May 01, 2008, 11:19:46 AM

It's probably about cleaning out the duct work.

Exactamundo.

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Reply #2719 on: May 01, 2008, 12:09:52 PM

Quote
When I go ashore
and get my pay
                     
 I'll go and meet
my Essie May

                   
 She'll hike her skirt
and toss her shoe
 
                   
 She'll clean my pipes,
my buddies' too

                   
 Don't need a church
to find my way

                 
'Cause I found heaven
with Essie May
« Last Edit: May 01, 2008, 12:46:27 PM by WayAbvPar »

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Reply #2720 on: May 01, 2008, 03:27:00 PM

Goddamnit that sounds familiar but I can't reason out why or from where.

Damn you, Way.

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Reply #2721 on: May 02, 2008, 08:45:39 AM

Googles says: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109361/

Never saw it though.
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Reply #2722 on: May 02, 2008, 08:48:50 AM

S'what I thought, but I must have googled the wrong lines because I got nothing when I did.

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Reply #2723 on: May 02, 2008, 10:41:39 AM

Googles says: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109361/

Never saw it though.

That is a crime. It is incredibly dumb, but so silly it is funny. Of course, I am a Chris Elliott fanboy, so I am biased.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #2724 on: May 02, 2008, 07:40:36 PM

Don't you hate it when you get a joke LOOOOONG after you first saw it?

I just realized why the Robot Chicken sketch where Dr. Who is standing on a baseball field saying "do you get it?" to the camera is funny.   He's on first base.

Fuck.

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Reply #2725 on: May 03, 2008, 04:09:39 PM

What was the name of that snarky ecard website?

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Reply #2726 on: May 03, 2008, 04:15:05 PM

Found it?

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Reply #2727 on: May 03, 2008, 05:41:32 PM

someecards.com

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Reply #2728 on: May 03, 2008, 08:57:40 PM

Ha, meant to type a period instead of a question mark, but thank you.

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Reply #2729 on: May 04, 2008, 09:16:59 PM

G.I. Joe is a man who's tough and bold! 

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