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Reply #945 on: February 08, 2008, 08:43:04 AM

Apparently Kirsten Dunst is now here at the Utah rehab clinic. Where's my damn tent?!

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Reply #946 on: February 08, 2008, 10:49:44 AM

Apparently Kirsten Dunst is now here at the Utah rehab clinic. Where's my damn tent?!

You don't need a whole tent. A simple bag can fit over her head. Butterface.
When did we start talking about Jessica Biel?

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Reply #947 on: February 08, 2008, 11:28:05 AM

This whole thing reminds me of the time-skipping episode of Futurama.

"Popular new teen singer Tiffanie went platinum tod---*skip*--- entered rehab---*skip*--- found dead in her bathtub."

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Reply #948 on: February 08, 2008, 11:57:08 AM

Apparently Kirsten Dunst is now here at the Utah rehab clinic. Where's my damn tent?!

You don't need a whole tent. A simple bag can fit over her head. Butterface.
When did we start talking about Jessica Biel?

Jessica Biel is a knockout compared to Kirsten Dunst. Dunst looks like her mother was a Downie who was raped by a chimp.

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Reply #949 on: February 08, 2008, 12:55:38 PM

Nah.

+1 vote for Kirsten Dunst

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Reply #950 on: February 08, 2008, 01:06:02 PM

Kirsten Dunst has that girl next door thing...at least, i think thats what it is about her.

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Reply #951 on: February 08, 2008, 01:29:51 PM

I just realized that the Britney Spears thread actually belongs in the Serious Business forum now.


Huh.  Now that's foresight.
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Reply #952 on: February 09, 2008, 09:22:08 AM

Kirsten Dunst has that girl next door thing...at least, i think thats what it is about her.

More like the kobold in the cave next door.

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Reply #953 on: February 09, 2008, 09:37:33 AM



I would like to know more about this cave you speak of.
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Reply #954 on: February 09, 2008, 12:41:04 PM

Snaggletooth eh?



She can look good at times. This isn't one of them.
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Reply #955 on: February 09, 2008, 01:40:07 PM

Kirsten Dunst is a real-life version of that Seinfeld skit about how women look in certain light.

Man, can she win or lose. It's all shot to hell though since she stopped wearing bras after crazy/beautiful.
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Reply #956 on: February 09, 2008, 02:08:39 PM



She looks great, except that she has the tip of her tongue over her front teeth, so the camera gives the impression that she's got no front teeth, providing an opportunity to talk shit on message boards. Yawn.
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Reply #957 on: February 09, 2008, 03:49:35 PM

You know who is always beautiful? Me.

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Reply #958 on: February 09, 2008, 03:56:59 PM



She looks great, except that she has the tip of her tongue over her front teeth, so the camera gives the impression that she's got no front teeth, providing an opportunity to talk shit on message boards. Yawn.

Doesn't matter, she still has always had bad teeth (as far as actors of her reputation go).

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Reply #959 on: February 09, 2008, 07:07:49 PM



How are those bad teeth for anyone with any reputation

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Reply #960 on: February 09, 2008, 07:56:48 PM

You know who's not very attractive?

Britney Spears.

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Reply #961 on: February 09, 2008, 08:14:37 PM

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Reply #962 on: February 09, 2008, 10:55:30 PM

Did she get them fixed recently? NDA

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Reply #963 on: February 10, 2008, 07:01:44 AM

Oh, I don't know.  I just looked her up to see what I'd seen with her in it and saw a picture of her with nice teeth.  No idea how long they've been there!  I think she's adorable, though.

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Reply #964 on: February 10, 2008, 07:11:57 AM


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Reply #965 on: February 11, 2008, 05:52:54 AM

Snaggletooth eh?



She can look good at times. This isn't one of them.

The front of her lips are stuck together.  It's just one of those bad-timing snapshots, like when you catch someone in the middle of blinking.  The photographer snapped the shot right when she was starting to smile.  Lipstick can do that.

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Reply #966 on: February 11, 2008, 11:49:13 AM

Lipstick can do that.

I knew I was right about you, fancy boy!

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Reply #967 on: February 12, 2008, 11:05:36 AM

Dunst looks bad in all of those photos.  Opinions, keke.

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Reply #968 on: February 12, 2008, 11:13:49 AM

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Reply #969 on: February 12, 2008, 11:17:55 AM

I thought we were talking about if she was pretty or not.

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Reply #970 on: February 12, 2008, 11:19:27 AM

"Id Hit it" doesn't qualify as an opinion on that subject?












Second thought, never mind.

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Reply #971 on: February 12, 2008, 11:32:01 AM

That's right, "never mind".  She's not completely repugnant, and that plus some effort on her part is all it takes.





What?

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Reply #972 on: February 12, 2008, 11:32:49 AM

See my earlier post RE: bag.

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Reply #973 on: February 12, 2008, 11:33:09 AM

A snaggletooth doesn't bug me.



Not this snaggletooth, though:

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Reply #974 on: February 12, 2008, 11:36:53 AM

A snaggletooth doesn't bug me.




Perdey.


On a somewhat related note. A while back i found a site that would poll you on varying shapes and colors, in the end it would tell you what kind of face your attracted to. It was interesting. Apparently, they have broken down things like face shape (angular, round, diamond) and other things.

Ill see if i can dig it up.

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Reply #975 on: February 12, 2008, 11:40:06 AM

What about the more important body parts?

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Reply #976 on: February 12, 2008, 12:04:24 PM

What about the more important body parts?
The brain?
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Reply #977 on: February 12, 2008, 12:10:52 PM

Yes, it's often that I think "Look at the lobes on that one!"

Actually, I agree with you, but I still like my funny.

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Reply #978 on: February 13, 2008, 08:40:29 AM

What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say its your nose, some say its your toes (I think its your mind) woo woo.

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Reply #979 on: February 13, 2008, 10:49:39 AM

I say it's the fupa.  And I absolutely refuse to google up a link explaining that.
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