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Reply #105 on: May 22, 2015, 09:38:09 PM

That's pretty much me, too. I expect these to suck, and don't have any expectation to see any of them in theaters or any other setting I am paying for. My 'cable, if I even notice or I'm bored' list, not even worth raising the black flag for.

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Reply #106 on: May 24, 2015, 11:03:54 AM

Well I know why Will Smith took this film.. so his brain dead spawn Jayden can get cast as Static Shock.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #107 on: May 26, 2015, 06:59:12 AM

I'll be blunt. Arrow couldn't use Harley Quinn and lost Deadshot because of this movie. At this point I'm actively hoping for this movie to crash and burn harder than After Earth did so DC has the chance to learn a lesson. (I know they won't learn it.) This just looks pretty awful all around...

Well I know why Will Smith took this film.. so his brain dead spawn Jayden can get cast as Static Shock.   Ohhhhh, I see.

That kid...I swear. He was ok in that dismal Karate Kid remake, as in, he didn't single handedly ruin it but I'm still not impressed. Thankfully I have no idea who Static Shock is.

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Reply #108 on: May 26, 2015, 07:14:04 AM

Did you avoid superhero cartoons in the early 00's?

http://www2.warnerbros.com/web/staticshock/index.jsp

DC Teen Superhero that does impossible things with the power of static electricity. (though apparently it's electromagnetisim)  Think a teenage black Magneto w/o the Holocaust angst.

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Reply #109 on: May 26, 2015, 07:44:37 AM

Static shock is based on Static. From the DC Milestone imprint of the early 90s.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #110 on: May 26, 2015, 08:05:59 AM

Static is pretty much Black Teenage Peter Parker Superhero in the original comic without the Parker angst--light-hearted, likes to quip a lot, has lots of complicated relationship and friendship troubles, generally fun.
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Reply #111 on: May 26, 2015, 08:12:13 AM

It was a good counter to the heaviness of Blood Syndicate.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #112 on: May 26, 2015, 02:30:17 PM

Static is pretty much Black Teenage Peter Parker Superhero in the original comic without the Parker angst--light-hearted, likes to quip a lot, has lots of complicated relationship and friendship troubles, generally fun.

So, he'll be in a grey tinted world dealing with his grief and loss while occasionally fighting bad guys in his almost grey costume in the movie version?

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Reply #113 on: May 26, 2015, 05:26:38 PM

Static 100% does not work in the Cinematic DCU as it stands. Not even remotely.
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Reply #114 on: May 26, 2015, 07:03:10 PM

Static 100% does not work in the Cinematic DCU as it stands. Not even remotely.


Grimdark Static.

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Reply #115 on: May 27, 2015, 07:32:27 AM

Spidey 3.

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Reply #116 on: May 27, 2015, 02:28:22 PM

A Huntress/Question romantic comedy would be 10 times as fun as this movie. Actually now I want a Question tv show. He made the DCAU.

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Reply #117 on: May 27, 2015, 02:31:53 PM

A Huntress/Question romantic comedy would be 10 times as fun as this movie. Actually now I want a Question tv show. He made the DCAU.

I'd watch a Clancy Brown voiced Luthor and Hamill voiced Joker in a remake of the Odd Couple.
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Reply #118 on: May 27, 2015, 02:32:51 PM

At the rate DC is going, if Squirrel Girl was one of their characters she would be in this movie.
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Reply #119 on: May 27, 2015, 04:48:28 PM

No thank you. I don't need to see 1000000 grim dark depressed squirrels. If I want depressing animals, I'll go watch a shelter commercial.

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Reply #120 on: May 28, 2015, 10:00:35 AM

Grimdark squirrel girl already exists.

http://illwillpress.com/

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Reply #121 on: June 29, 2015, 08:25:09 PM

So apparently the movie is so grimdark that David Ayers hired an on set therapist, in case actors broke down.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #122 on: July 01, 2015, 09:21:09 PM

I suspect that was just when they realised what this is likely to do at the box office.

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Reply #123 on: July 03, 2015, 04:47:21 PM

So apparently the movie is so grimdark that David Ayers hired an on set therapist, in case actors broke down.   Ohhhhh, I see.

Bleh, in the 70s they would just push them to have a breakdown to make for a better film. The making of Apocalypse Now was just as fraught as Heart of Darkness.
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Reply #124 on: July 13, 2015, 01:37:32 PM

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Reply #125 on: July 13, 2015, 01:42:02 PM

hahhahha, omg, that fucking sucks.

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Reply #126 on: July 13, 2015, 01:52:26 PM

Lame.
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Reply #127 on: July 13, 2015, 01:58:24 PM

Well that looked as awful as I expected, especially Marilyn Manson the Joker.

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Reply #128 on: July 13, 2015, 02:15:05 PM

See, I think this looks great because comic books are stupid.

Though mostly it just makes me want Jared Leto to play Spider Jerusalem.
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Reply #129 on: July 13, 2015, 02:15:11 PM

What was that?  I mean, it was just... I don't know.  Trying a bit too hard with the weird factor, IMO.

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Reply #130 on: July 13, 2015, 02:20:15 PM

I'm actually more impressed than I thought I would be, though my expectations were pretty much rock bottom. I'm still not keen on Leto Joker's design but I know better than to dismiss an actor's potential to play a part these days. It's not 'my' Suicide Squad (or 'my' Harley for that matter), but it's possibly not the disaster everyone here pretty much thought. I wonder how much I'd like the trailer if they weren't using I Started A Joke though...

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Reply #131 on: July 13, 2015, 03:35:50 PM

See, I think this looks great because comic books are stupid.

I feel like it will be a shitty Suicide Squad movie, but a perfectly ok David Ayer movie.
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Reply #132 on: July 13, 2015, 06:29:09 PM

Doesn't work for me. Looks like it's going straight up for splitting "caper movie" and "comic-book movie" without the manic energy that the best of the former have and without the four-color energy that the best of the latter have.
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Reply #133 on: July 13, 2015, 07:00:10 PM

I liked it better than the Batman/Superman trailer, but the more I think on it, the more I realize it's a REALLY shitty trailer. None of the characters are given names. You have no idea if the Joker is supposed to be the main villain or if he will be part of the squad. If you don't look closely, you won't even see Batman. If you don't know who any of these characters are, the only connection you'll see or hear to the DC Universe is the mention of Superman. And Leto's Joker is far enough away from Ledger's or Nicholson's portrayal that you could argue he's just a weirdo psycho.

I was impressed in that I thought it would look a shitload worse, but as a "this is a DC Universe movie" trailer, a serious and early attempt to create a shared universe, it's a really shitty trailer.

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Reply #134 on: July 13, 2015, 07:08:10 PM

Nothing impressive there. Leto's Joker seems pretty bland.

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Reply #135 on: July 13, 2015, 07:17:50 PM

This will suck.
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Reply #136 on: July 13, 2015, 07:20:07 PM

Problem with this joker is he probably won't be funny at all.

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Reply #137 on: July 13, 2015, 07:29:16 PM

Problem with this joker is he probably won't be funny at all.

Yeah but Ledger's Joker wasn't really funny.  He had a couple one liners, but it was more the way that Ledger carried himself and acted that made it.  Also the first time they showed Ledger, he completely sold me on his vision of the Joker.  Leto gives me nothing.
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Reply #138 on: July 13, 2015, 08:06:48 PM

I liked it better than the Batman/Superman trailer, but the more I think on it, the more I realize it's a REALLY shitty trailer. None of the characters are given names. You have no idea if the Joker is supposed to be the main villain or if he will be part of the squad. If you don't look closely, you won't even see Batman. If you don't know who any of these characters are, the only connection you'll see or hear to the DC Universe is the mention of Superman. And Leto's Joker is far enough away from Ledger's or Nicholson's portrayal that you could argue he's just a weirdo psycho.

I was impressed in that I thought it would look a shitload worse, but as a "this is a DC Universe movie" trailer, a serious and early attempt to create a shared universe, it's a really shitty trailer.

The movie is a year away and this trailer was released for Comic-Con. It's aimed at people who have at least some idea who the characters are. Whether or not it's successful in that respect is debatable but they have plenty of time to market it towards the general public.
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Reply #139 on: July 14, 2015, 02:19:16 AM

It reminded me of Suckerpunch.  In a bad way.  Because there's no good way to be reminded of Suckerpunch.

Fuck this shit.

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