I really don't understand the appeal of this shit. But I'll try to be brief.
First we find outselves in the cell for character creation...
Oh wait wrong game...
Cool shit happens with no context. But who cares.
Then the char creation comes up.
Do you want to be humans...
Who recover quickly after being raised from resurrection? And construct buildings quicker than any other races?
Or will you take the elves...
Who are masters of swimming and can hold their breath for 20 seconds longer underwater.
But nothing can ever prepare you for the awesomeness of the Cat Race.
They climb trees/ladder 10% quicker and take 20% less fall damage. Because...they're cats.
So we have human, elves, and furfags...BUT WAIT. DONT YOU WANT TO BE ASIAN!?
30% Portal Mastery means they cast recall 30% quicker and 30% recharge quicker.
Also they have 10% Bonus to farming.
At least they're not wearing coolie hats, amirite?
I picked sorcery cause it's cool man..
And then off to another slideshow trying to set the tone.
Replace Harani with Chinks from now on.
OK I'm completely immersed in the Ching Chang Chong. I'm ready.
Show me the world of Harani where I will fight on my own terms and retreat when the odds look grim and return to stri-
What. The. Fuck.
Transmission stops here.
I believe pictures are worth 1000 wtfs.
:KILL IT WITH FIRE: