Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
April 16, 2024, 12:44:10 AM

Login with username, password and session length

Search:     Advanced search
we're back, baby
*
Home Help Search Login Register
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  General Discussion  |  Sports / Fantasy Sports  |  Topic: FIFA World Cup 2014 (Brazil) SPOILERS: Read at own risk 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Pages: 1 ... 23 24 [25] 26 27 Go Down Print
Author Topic: FIFA World Cup 2014 (Brazil) SPOILERS: Read at own risk  (Read 138851 times)
Abagadro
Terracotta Army
Posts: 12227

Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.


Reply #840 on: July 13, 2014, 12:48:46 PM

Aaaand my HD goes out. Well done Dish!

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

-H.L. Mencken
Cyrrex
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10603


Reply #841 on: July 13, 2014, 12:51:48 PM

Eventually Germany is going to score on one of those crosses.  The defense in the box has been fine, but you can't keep letting Mueller lay those balls in there from the right side. 

On the other hand, those contras from Argentina have been good.  Except for the last five minutes, Argentina was probably more dangerous overall, despite the fact that Germany has been controlling the ball (well what the fuck else is new...).

Good game!

"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
01101010
Terracotta Army
Posts: 12003

You call it an accident. I call it justice.


Reply #842 on: July 13, 2014, 12:52:56 PM

Someone needs to shake Higuain. Violently.

Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
Jeff Kelly
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6921

I'm an apathetic, hedonistic, utilitarian, nihilistic existentialist.


Reply #843 on: July 13, 2014, 12:57:19 PM

In the slo mo you can see that this was not incidental. The one checks him into the shoulder of the other. That sort of pincer movement would be the luckiest coincidence ever.

@nebu entertaining only if you are neutral, nerve racking over here.
Cyrrex
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10603


Reply #844 on: July 13, 2014, 12:59:12 PM

Someone needs to shake Higuain. Violently.

That's what halftime is for.

"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
Chimpy
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10619


WWW
Reply #845 on: July 13, 2014, 01:04:42 PM

Well there goes the attack for Argentina, Lavezzi out for Aguero ....

'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
Jeff Kelly
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6921

I'm an apathetic, hedonistic, utilitarian, nihilistic existentialist.


Reply #846 on: July 13, 2014, 01:07:14 PM

Official triage for Kramer by the way: Concussion. Who would have known?
Cyrrex
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10603


Reply #847 on: July 13, 2014, 01:19:01 PM

Higuan just can't catch a break.  Blowing chance, offsides all the time, and the Neuer comes out and plays Superman on his ass, and Higuan gets the foul.  Not his day.

"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
Chimpy
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10619


WWW
Reply #848 on: July 13, 2014, 01:53:29 PM

Please please please someone score a goal in the extra time. I don't want to have to watch penalty kicks.

'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
Cyrrex
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10603


Reply #849 on: July 13, 2014, 01:54:53 PM

Yeah, I don't want to see this go to penalties.  It's just too damn random.

"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
calapine
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7352

Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."


Reply #850 on: July 13, 2014, 01:55:42 PM

Yeah, I don't want to see this go to penalties.  It's just too damn random.

Yeah. Both play good. Would feel lame for whoever would lose to penalty kicking.

Edit: It's astounding how interesting a game with 0-0 can be.

Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
Jeff Kelly
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6921

I'm an apathetic, hedonistic, utilitarian, nihilistic existentialist.


Reply #851 on: July 13, 2014, 02:25:40 PM

If a punch to the face doesn't get the offender carded then I don't really know why we even have referees on the pitch
Jeff Kelly
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6921

I'm an apathetic, hedonistic, utilitarian, nihilistic existentialist.


Reply #852 on: July 13, 2014, 02:25:56 PM

Thank God!
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17613


Reply #853 on: July 13, 2014, 02:26:13 PM

That was a thing of beauty.

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
Surlyboi
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10963

eat a bag of dicks


Reply #854 on: July 13, 2014, 02:35:31 PM

Divesteiger

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17613


Reply #855 on: July 13, 2014, 02:37:16 PM

I just learned a new german word: 

schweinsteiger: verb; to lie on the ground.

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
calapine
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7352

Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."


Reply #856 on: July 13, 2014, 02:37:30 PM

Well earned Germany.  smiley

Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
Cyrrex
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10603


Reply #857 on: July 13, 2014, 02:37:39 PM

Holy shit!

And scored by a guy with a name that might as well be Goatse.

"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
Chimpy
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10619


WWW
Reply #858 on: July 13, 2014, 02:38:26 PM

Divesteiger

Seriously think he is part Italian the amount of flopping he did.

Oh well, Argentina's "star" forwards Aguero and Higuain blew so many chances.

Congrats to Germany.

'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
Cyrrex
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10603


Reply #859 on: July 13, 2014, 02:40:31 PM

He wasn't flopping, he was working his ass off and getting clobbered.  Not in a dirty way, but clobbered nonetheless.

"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
01101010
Terracotta Army
Posts: 12003

You call it an accident. I call it justice.


Reply #860 on: July 13, 2014, 02:41:12 PM

Argentina great defense - their offense just is not there... That said: GERMANY!

Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
Amarr HM
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3066


Reply #861 on: July 13, 2014, 02:42:46 PM

Yeh he's not a diver in fairness, man of the match tonight. Argentina manager, what was he thinking taking Lavezzi off? He was the key to stealing a win. Well done Germany, best team won in the end.

I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
Malakili
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10596


Reply #862 on: July 13, 2014, 02:42:59 PM

If a punch to the face doesn't get the offender carded then I don't really know why we even have referees on the pitch

Yea, that was a yellow card all day.  It doesn't really matter if it was by accident or not, you're responsible for your body.
Surlyboi
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10963

eat a bag of dicks


Reply #863 on: July 13, 2014, 02:48:37 PM

Goatse got a gaping goal.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
Chimpy
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10619


WWW
Reply #864 on: July 13, 2014, 02:54:30 PM

. Argentina manager, what was he thinking taking Lavezzi off? He was the key to stealing a win.

I called it after halftime, Lavezzi meshed better with Messi than any of the other 3 forwards they played in the tournament. Aguero played like shit even before he got hurt, and we saw the floundering of Higuain and Palacio tonight.


'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
Chimpy
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10619


WWW
Reply #865 on: July 13, 2014, 03:02:29 PM

Ok wtf is up with this make the teams walk up to get their shit instead of tossing a temporary stage up at midfield?

'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17613


Reply #866 on: July 13, 2014, 03:03:11 PM

I love that the better team won without this thing having to go to penalties. 

Grats to Germany!  Well deserved.

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
Yoru
Moderator
Posts: 4615

the y master, king of bourbon


WWW
Reply #867 on: July 13, 2014, 03:18:46 PM

Just FYI, Berlin is on fire right now.

Deutschland Deutschland uber alles, uber alles in der Welt, etc. etc.

Seriously, the fireworks have been going for an hour and I doubt they'll stop within another 2. Even well outside the major celebration zone downtown (the "fan mile"), everyone is in colors.
Jeff Kelly
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6921

I'm an apathetic, hedonistic, utilitarian, nihilistic existentialist.


Reply #868 on: July 13, 2014, 03:21:00 PM

They don't really sing Deutschland über alles do they? If so they'd be massive cunts.
Hutch
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1893


Reply #869 on: July 13, 2014, 03:53:43 PM

Haha  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
Sir T
Terracotta Army
Posts: 14223


Reply #870 on: July 13, 2014, 04:06:55 PM

Argentina lost because of seniority.


Hic sunt dracones.
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42629

the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring


WWW
Reply #871 on: July 13, 2014, 04:12:11 PM

Good game. Lots of tough defense by Argentina but really you can't keep that kind of wall up for 120 minutes against a team like Germany. You have to do more than just try to counterattack. It still ALMOST worked because Mascherano is a fucking BEAST and Garay and Demichelis didn't fuck it up too bad. Plus Romero does seem a good keeper even if he can't get in his club's starting team. That Goetze goal was just magic.

The Aguero punch on Schweinsteiger I don't think deserved a yellow even if it did put a dot on that man's eye. He's going for the ball not the man. Could I see it being a yellow? Sure. I'm sure if he hadn't already been booked, it would have been. Schweinsteiger just got the shit beat out of him in extra time, no flopping needed.

Messi really didn't play that well, Higuain has no excuse for shanking that gift of a goal or being as offsides as he was on the one he managed to get in the net. Aguero was pretty useless and Palacios - I'm not sure who thought he could handle that but maybe they were distracted by that fucking stray hair his barber missed.

A deserved win, and thankfully it didn't go to penalties.

Tannhauser
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4436


Reply #872 on: July 13, 2014, 04:51:49 PM

schild
Administrator
Posts: 60345


WWW
Reply #873 on: July 13, 2014, 05:05:55 PM

This is great, now everyone in America can shut the fuck up and stop pretending to care about the world cup for 4 more years.
Ginaz
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3534


Reply #874 on: July 13, 2014, 05:30:34 PM

This is great, now everyone in America can shut the fuck up and stop pretending to care about the world cup for 4 more years.

This.  Soccer can go back to being followed by Europeans and the 3rd world for another 4 years.
Pages: 1 ... 23 24 [25] 26 27 Go Up Print 
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  General Discussion  |  Sports / Fantasy Sports  |  Topic: FIFA World Cup 2014 (Brazil) SPOILERS: Read at own risk  
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.10 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC