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Topic: FIFA World Cup 2014 (Brazil) SPOILERS: Read at own risk (Read 139198 times)
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WayAbvPar
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HaemishM
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That was fucking hysterical and just about 100% true. David Luiz's heat map in that is fucked up. I see why Mourinho played him as a defensive mid so much instead of a centre back. |
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Abagadro
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The of wiggum was excellent.
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Tale
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In tackling Robben to stop him scoring, Mascherano, um, tore his ass. Just in case you thought nobody was really trying. |
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WayAbvPar
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In tackling Robben to stop him scoring, Mascherano, um, tore his ass. Just in case you thought nobody was really trying. Rectum? It nearly killed 'em. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Amarr HM
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Mascherano and Vlaar were the two outstanding players on that day. Hollands issue was two fold 1. Dirk Kuyt 2. Dirk Kuyt.
Really though Holland spent so much time trying to negate Messi, Lavezzi and Perez they didn't have enough bodies in attack and then good old Kuyt and Wijnaldum slowed up every ball that came to them. The service to Robben and RVP was also terrible most of the time.
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lamaros
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God I wish he wasn't coming to coach Man Utd, I think I prefer Moyes's ineptitude to this wanker.
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Amarr HM
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I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
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Cyrrex
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Hoping for a fun bronze game with at least 4 goals. I think Brazil is probably far more motivated, and Holland is without Snejder. In any event, I hope at least that both teams pay aggressively...nothing could be shittier than a defense third place game.
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Cyrrex
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand huge controversy after 2 minutes. That was a cut and dry red card to Thiago Silva. The ref simply does not have the guts to give it.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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01101010
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand huge controversy after 2 minutes. That was a cut and dry red card to Thiago Silva. The ref simply does not have the guts to give it.
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Abagadro
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Heh, and he yellow's Robben when he is getting totally mugged for once.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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Cyrrex
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Yeah, that was weak. I think the ref is probably just trying to make sure he leaves the stadium alive.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Cyrrex
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It appears that David Luiz doesn't understand what defense is. Which makes him fit in with his fellow defenders.
Seriously though, I cannot figure out tactically what they are doing. When they get the ball out on the wing and try to get it into the box, there are not enough people in the box to do anything with the chance. At the saem time, it isn't like they are able to get back on defense either. It's like they are all stuck in the midfiled and just stand around waiting.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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That yellow on Robben was nonsense.
As was that yellow. Wtf ref?
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« Last Edit: July 12, 2014, 01:42:48 PM by 01101010 »
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Cyrrex
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Oscar is actually making things interesting. He's pretty good. He is raping De Guzman on the right side.
David Luiz may have completed a pass in the first half. I sure as fuck can't remember seeing one, however. That dude is shockingly bad.
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Tale
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The incident that led to the penalty happened outside the box. Should have been a red, then a free kick.
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IainC
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The incident that led to the penalty happened outside the box. Should have been a red, then a free kick.
Even if it started outside the box, if it continued into the box then it is a penalty. 'If a defender starts holding an attacker outside the penalty area and continues holding him inside the penalty area, the referee must award a penalty kick.' |
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Cyrrex
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Nope, Tale is correct. An ordinary foul (like a tackle) it is where you fall. With a hold like that one, the foul is given where he lets go of the hold. That's why you see Thiago let go just before Robben gets in the penalty area. Should have been a red card and a free kick.
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Jeff Kelly
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God I wish he wasn't coming to coach Man Utd, I think I prefer Moyes's ineptitude to this wanker.
Could be worse. You could get Felix Magath. |
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Tale
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rk47
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90+3' Jasper Cillessen is leaving the field to be replaced by Michel Vorm in a tactical substitution.
Coach Van Troll.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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rk47
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can't wait for PSG to make awesome defensive pair debut.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Chimpy
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Watching this game is going to be difficult, I really want Messi to win a World Cup because he is both an amazing player and he is not a whiny bitch like most of the other great players these days. But, I have always had an affinity for Germany because of family roots.
Here is hoping that it is a good clean match.
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Nebu
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My mind picks Germany, but my heart wants Argentina. Either way, it's a win. Hope it's a good match.
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Cyrrex
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Same here. I guess I think Germany deserves it more, but I would sure like to see Messi win it. Win-win, as long as it is an entertaining game.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Cyrrex
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No Khedira for Germany, which is probably not great for them.
No De Maria for Argentina, which I think just about fucks them.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Cyrrex
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Another dude with a fairly obvious concussion...get his ass back out there coach!
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Shannow
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Kramer has no fucking idea where he is. That's bad.
Game has been plenty exciting so far, thank god.
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Jeff Kelly
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The Arg defense body checks a player out of the game but Schweinsteiger gets a yellow for a tactical foul, things only the ref probably noes the reason for.
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Shannow
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Yeah that yellow was piss weak.
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Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Chimpy
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The Arg defense body checks a player out of the game but Schweinsteiger gets a yellow for a tactical foul, things only the ref probably noes the reason for.
That "body check" was incidental contact, and Germany is lucky they didn't get a red card for the " cleats straight to the nuts" foul. |
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Surlyboi
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Gooooooooal...post.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Nebu
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One of the most entertaining 0-0 halves of the world cup. Germany is methodical and Argentina is dangerous.
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